╟❓general-offtopic

[chrome ginkgo]

40+ martial arts so I can do the jump and roundhouse kicks

[rocky turtle]

bladerunner 2 reference

[obsidian sun]

wait i can change it to the batista skin so it's more of a refrence

he loses the glasses when i do

[rocky turtle]

[obsidian sun]

the llama dances to the music

[carmine laurel]

10/10 game

[obsidian sun]

yea it's pretty good

[carmine laurel]

yeah I heard good things about it on release

[obsidian sun]

the only problem i have are stutters but those are mostly gone

[carmine laurel]

[proven tundra]

What game?

If it has a dancing llama

It must be good

[carmine laurel]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1088850/Marvels_Guardians_of_the_Galaxy

Steam

Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy

Fire up a wild ride across the cosmos with a fresh take on Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy. In this third-person action-adventure game, you are Star-Lord, and thanks to your bold yet questionable leadership, you have persuaded an oddball crew of unlikely heroes to join you. Some jerk (surely not you) has set off a chain of catastrophic e…

Price

$8.99

Recommendations

32445

Metacritic

78

▶ Play video

[proven tundra]

[carmine laurel]

[rocky turtle]

[vestal thunder]

Good Night Everyone

[proven tundra]

[oak magnet]

RAT

hi

[proven tundra]

LAIKA

[oak magnet]

im working

at the CNC machine

[oak magnet]

suuup

[proven tundra]

Not pog

I'm drinking coffee

[oak magnet]

this shit is mostly waiting tbh but somehow time flies

[oak magnet]

i drank mine

double espresso

romanian brand

[proven tundra]

Wait you're using the CNC machine and your phone

[oak magnet]

well, it does it for me

like

[hexed stag]

bro is gnna end up on Liveleak

[oak magnet]

i mostly press a pedal, button and wait for the holes to be drilled

[rocky turtle]

hi laika

[oak magnet]

halloooooo

its a fancy german ine

[proven tundra]

[proven tundra]

Yummers

I'm drinking Keurig slop lol

[oak magnet]

drip coffee

never liked it

i had americano once, hated it

its just scorching hot espresso

[proven tundra]

Its drinkable

Which is all I need from my morning coffee rn

[oak magnet]

ruined by 100c boiling water

[hexed stag]

at this point just pop a caffeine pill

[static axle]

@carmine laureldo you get the reference

[oak magnet]

yeah but coffee also helps u digest and shit things out

[hexed stag]

ok fair

[carmine laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/witnessme-madmax-gif-4555749

[sick trail]

[proven tundra]

[carmine laurel]

A rat cohort?

[hexed stag]

why did he do that?

[carmine laurel]

why does anyone use drugs?

[sick trail]

He likes his teeth painted

[proven tundra]

[sick trail]

[oak magnet]

greaaat question

[proven tundra]

I enjoy the act of drinking a hot coffee
Popping a pill isn't as fun

[oak magnet]

RAT TUBE SYSTEM

[oak magnet]

same

the act of making, and enjoying it

rituals

[hexed kernel]

you vs the guy she told you not to worry about

[oak magnet]

once in a while i sacrifice a worker in the workshop for my coffee

all worth it in the end

no one asks why theres bones in the wood burner

i just say its chicken

[proven tundra]

[hexed stag]

https://tenor.com/view/mayahiga-maya-higa-gif-16357245231820097605

[rocky turtle]

for stat buffs?

[carmine laurel]

ding ding ding

[proven tundra]

Altered consciousness was great when I was in my 20's

Nowadays I prefer being in control of my facilities

*faculties

[carmine laurel]

[proven tundra]

Mostly in control

[little depot]

has thou considered ego death

[proven tundra]

Yes

[static axle]

@carmine laureli love how you can have vladof gun with jakobs accesories and ripper mag

gives some weird ass guns

i had a jakob sniper with maliwan accesorie and torgue mag

[carmine laurel]

I dont like that jakobs ability

[static axle]

the whole gun is broken as fuck

[carmine laurel]

[oak magnet]

tbh i would NEVER take drugs before or during work

being drunk and then hungover at work was bad enough

[proven tundra]

Ye

Gone to work on zero sleep and still kinda drunk was bad enough

[oak magnet]

that day i had like 7 hours sleep but woke up drunk somehow

felt great until it didnt

[static axle]

one psycho just yelled " YOU'LL NEVER PENETRATE ME!!!!" while another used a his melee weapon to baseball bat swing a nade towards me

[carmine laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-anger-psycho-krieg-red-gif-24975012

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/evornithology/status/1968294308748112276?t=PXSAcz1BHgdD2PPQj4z3DA&s=19

Dan Baldassarre (@evornithology)

May I offer you a small bird in these trying times?

(Ruby-throated Hummingbird) https://t.co/7hBx7Zt9Lw

vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 17, 2025, 12:41 PM

[proven tundra]

[sick trail]

[frank hearth]

@marsh cargo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEQ64ECBjMU

[proven tundra]

[carmine laurel]

this is technically correct

[proven tundra]

Featuring Dante from 40k Warhammer series lol

[chrome ginkgo]

They are...wide bug, and they're approaching your location at extremely high speeds

[static axle]

[carmine laurel]

[rocky turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[proven tundra]

Mfw no wide rat emoji

[chrome ginkgo]

When the Shrieking Bandit shrieked, I felt that

GRIPPERS

[proven tundra]

BLREFHFEG

[torpid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-14606336510470090091

[proven tundra]

NO

[chrome ginkgo]

I'm about to BE A FREAK

[torpid glacier]

Bro if you're not willing to pet some dawgs, you gotta get gone.

[proven tundra]

[torpid glacier]

https://youtu.be/-mEfc0CNMDw

[static axle]

i sweari thought that was a red wiener at first

[torpid glacier]

This is sex

[static axle]

[chrome ginkgo]

Foot head woman beat my ass

But I gained 4 levels in martial arts and 3 in dodge before dropping

and one level in toughness

[torpid glacier]

I see you're a fellow RLBS enjoyer

[chrome ginkgo]

RLBS?

[torpid glacier]

Robotic limb based skeletons

[chrome ginkgo]

HAH

[torpid glacier]

You've got a few in your squad lmao

[chrome ginkgo]

You mean them?

Or them

[torpid glacier]

Gunner is one

[chrome ginkgo]

Yeah okay

those skeles

[proven tundra]

Are those treadmills lol

[chrome ginkgo]

Yes

Athletics training

[torpid glacier]

Anything not a loghead, P5 or normal.

[rocky turtle]

@sour rivet im fucked

[torpid glacier]

I personally love rare skeletons, but the mod author refuses to put it on steam workshop and the nexus installation is a pain.

[chrome ginkgo]

YEAH BABY

[torpid glacier]

But he's a massive hardass about literally anyone touching his mod

[proven tundra]

What's the cell shading mod that you're using

[torpid glacier]

I know which one, it's cool.

Paired with reshade it looks nice

[chrome ginkgo]

It's Native Stylize

[proven tundra]

Merci

[chrome ginkgo]

Adds these options in graphics

[proven tundra]

Very good

[torpid glacier]

@chrome ginkgo My fav skeleton mod

But like I said, there's a ton of patches for it on steam workshop but the mod author refuses to put it on anything except nexus.

Installing and updating is a bitch too because he updates it frequently sometimes lmao

[chrome ginkgo]

SO CLOSE

Most of those skeletons are neat

1-2 I ain't a fan of entirely

[torpid glacier]

I'm not trying to be that guy, but having skeleton women with tits seems weird.

I know the skellies are mostly androgynous and kind of just are.

But realistically, in lore they were made for working in hostile environments. Idk how C cup tits help with that, but it's also really arbitrary lmao.

[cunning pelican]

2 hours, i cant wait to unleash my beast

[proven tundra]

Dying light?

Or something else

[torpid glacier]

Please do tell me how it is

[cunning pelican]

yes

[proven tundra]

[torpid glacier]

Kyle was a fucking beast as a regular ass human

Makes aiden look like a loser

I love aiden, but kyle was built different. IIRC canonically he's 6'1 and 200 something pounds.

[proven tundra]

Regular-ass human or regular ass-human

[torpid glacier]

Either

[proven tundra]

[cunning pelican]

never liked DL2

[chrome ginkgo]

I ain't complaining about robots with tits

[cunning pelican]

never played it

[chrome ginkgo]

tbh

They aren't practical

but just look at old armor design

Smiths adding bust to cuirasses even though it makes them weaker

Sometimes style is all the reason people need

[torpid glacier]

I'm not either. It just feels like a weird design choice, like "These were made for doing extremely dangerous jobs in toxic environments. Not sure what the ancients were thinking." but they very easily could've been gooning for all I know.

[carmine laurel]

the cod piece was a highly important tactical addition

[cunning pelican]

the first game was absolute cinema, hopefully this one wont disapoint

[torpid glacier]

I mean, I get it lol.

Robots with titties is great, but idk why they would want to make a completely seperate model from the other version.

That's mostly what it is, the fact that there's two models seems odd.

[chrome ginkgo]

Bro have you seen the Whistler mod race

It's a "skeleton" in a loose sense

[proven tundra]

When you have unlimited resources it doesn't really matter what's practical

[chrome ginkgo]

It's basically a headless thrall for the "Male'

[torpid glacier]

Those are cool

[chrome ginkgo]

but the female is horrific

I'm getting beat down by naked people with feet hands and feet faces

[torpid glacier]

That's what I'm saying. They can do whatever the fuck they want tbh.

I dig the vibe

[proven tundra]

Feet faces

[torpid glacier]

Hideo Kojima taught me things don't need to be practical to be cool

[proven tundra]

Horrific

[chrome ginkgo]

Armor that horrifies

[proven tundra]

Guh

[torpid glacier]

Screeching bandits are great because during dialogue you can make them fuck off if you scream the right way

[carmine laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-what-kind-of-man-you-are-moist-i-know-what-kind-of-mand-you-are-gif-4332896312672829230

[proven tundra]

[chrome ginkgo]

WE DID IT

60 MA

I can do the megakick

Thank you Groaning "Footman" with 80 martial arts skill for giving me plenty of XP

[static axle]

@carmine laurel i swear they make them bigger each release

[torpid glacier]

I love tinfist saying he does martial arts to avoid killing people

meanwhile he's punching off limbs

[carmine laurel]

looks about the same to me

[torpid glacier]

One piece logic

Compare her first appearance to the latest directly lmao

[carmine laurel]

if anything they got smaller lmao

[static axle]

[hexed kernel]

:3

[carmine laurel]

is it another tip jar like in bl2 where you gotta donate a bunch for a unique?

[torpid glacier]

@proven tundra The only good photos I can find of the whistler model Elise mentioned.

[static axle]

yee

[proven tundra]

WHAT THE FUCK lol

[torpid glacier]

I show my lady respect

[chrome ginkgo]

Yes

It's horrifying

[torpid glacier]

They used to be in the game files but got removed

[chrome ginkgo]

No helm = that freak ass stump neck/head

[proven tundra]

Need more kenshi body horror mobs tbh

Like a whole area with fucked up shit

[torpid glacier]

Kenshi is already very body horror, it just takes a bit to find it.

[proven tundra]

Ye but it needs more

To make me question my sanity

[torpid glacier]

The holy nation has books saying skeletons can hide amongst humans. Whether they looked like skin bandits or uncanny humans isn't clear lmao.

Could be okranite propaganda too

But ironically, most of their hatred isn't exactly unjustified.

[proven tundra]

They just look like Mr. Notaskeleton that Elise posted yesterday

Can't even tell they're not human

[torpid glacier]

The name skin bandits, while apt, doesn't convey the level of Ed Gein Horror-Show going on when you actually see them.

[proven tundra]

I wonder if I steal someone else's skin if my chronic uticaria will go away

[torpid glacier]

Go try it

[proven tundra]

Will report back

[torpid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/hows-your-skin-doing-tingting-asmr-are-you-taking-care-of-your-skin-is-everything-good-are-you-looking-after-your-skin-gif-20197439

Damn, skin hurts? I can take it off for you.

Have you tried getting a new pair

[proven tundra]

[hexed kernel]

bald!!!!!!!!

[torpid glacier]

One game that has amazing body horror is actually detroit become human

Some of the segments in that game are horrific

[proven tundra]

[torpid glacier]

When marcus is in the junkyard putting himself back together

https://youtu.be/Ph3LJU-qw6w

Genuinely such an amazing horror segment in a game that really isn't based around it

of course it has disturbing and fucked up things happening, but nothing like this.

[proven tundra]

Speaking of body horror
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376364712260009994/1418232193573978185/image0.jpg?ex=68cd5f28&is=68cc0da8&hm=9bcb6a714f7896411ec84cbd9aa01a6d3983db8792e8f2b77319f6d81d7e958a&

[torpid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/truly-horrifying-scary-terrifying-upsetting-bojack-horseman-gif-16557807

[torpid glacier]

This is basically a depiction of hell. Wandering around, seeing people disoriented and losing their minds, as well as the ones who haven't begging you not to kill them.

Especially when Marcus plugs in the audio processor and all the sound comes in at once, it's nightmarish.

[cunning reef]

Caught a catfish somehow on my ultra light setup, brother bent my hook

[proven tundra]

[proven tundra]

Rude

[torpid glacier]

Fatty

[cunning reef]

Next to my shoe

[torpid glacier]

Thick ass motherfucker

[proven tundra]

Fische

[cunning reef]

Imagine just me catching lil guys smaller than my hands all morning, then this guy shows up

Least now i know my rod can endure some punishment

[thick plover]

I cant look at a fish on the ground and not think of the gif of that one episode of outdoor boys where he hits a fish with a rock

Im brainrotted

[cunning reef]

Thats what you do if you're eatin them

Now i gotta fix my hook

[thick plover]

With a rock right

[chrome ginkgo]

Hmmmmmm

I have unintentionally recruited a pretty high level character

who is still half as strong as these two

And idk about you but that dog is anything but Tiny

[cunning reef]

Anything hard n heavy

[chrome ginkgo]

Extremely competent hiver soldier pickup

[hexed kernel]

rate my gaming setupd

[proven tundra]

/ 10

[kindred leaf]

I legit had that setup

[rocky turtle]

what game?

[pallid sapphire]

is that insurgency sandstorm ?

[hexed kernel]

yes

[rocky turtle]

[hexed kernel]

pretty good game i think

[nocturne aurora]

1/10, the MP-5 15/10

[hexed kernel]

me and the homies :3

omg he's fucking dead

[oak magnet]

HAHAHHA

[oak magnet]

traumatic event moment

[real aspen]

mg3kws

guh

[uneven sapphire]

Work is finally joever

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

I'm watching toy cars race and fly off into the "spectators"
That's definitely a good use of my time

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

i know

[proven tundra]

I'm shitposting on discord

And laying down in my recliner

[oblique belfry]

bomba

[proven tundra]

Least productive member of society

😔

[oblique belfry]

dude this headache is killing me

[proven tundra]

Same actually

[oblique belfry]

dont even know the reason

[proven tundra]

Need an advil

[oak magnet]

why

[oblique belfry]

drinking tons of water thinking its maybe cuz im dehydrated but it doesn't do jackshit

[oblique belfry]

i dont know

[oak magnet]

i see

[zealous depot]

[oak magnet]

stop drinking alcohol

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

i slept just fine although i did wake up once mid sleep but i didnt even open my eyes

and went right back to sleepin

maybe im gonna become sick

[proven tundra]

Is your brain sensitive to pressure changes

Maybe rain is coming

[oblique belfry]

not really but after 2 weeks it started to rain last night

[proven tundra]

Some people get weather related migraines

[oblique belfry]

well we are going through season changes rn

[marsh cargo]

Going to work myself

[oblique belfry]

could be the case

1 day is cold as fuck

next its hot as fuck

[marsh cargo]

Climate

[real aspen]

fuck is this pistol

[marsh cargo]

Pestol

[real aspen]

inb4 it's clickbait

nevermind it's real

buh

[hexed kernel]

b-big gun you got there bro 😳

[timid hollow]

i kinda like that prophet talks to alcatraz trough the suit

[real aspen]

bruh

[oblique belfry]

cp2077 lexington pistol

[timid hollow]

like when he nearly dies and the suit tells him to wake up, you aint gonna die today marine

[oblique belfry]

actually lexington pistol

[timid hollow]

[orchid lotus]

it looks like it should not work, HOW!

[oblique belfry]

maybe it works similar to a luger ?

[upbeat verge]

ало теам

[proven tundra]

Advil acquired

Time to close my eyes for a bit and prayge this headache disappears

[obsidian sun]

splashzone abused

[oak magnet]

АЛЁХАААА

[upbeat verge]

аха

[timber oxide]

Not even close

[oak magnet]

аааааа

[upbeat verge]

go look what I got in #💣tarkov-released

I documented it there

[marsh cargo]

Good nap rat

[oak magnet]

in tarkov?

[real aspen]

it's really nothing that weird

[upbeat verge]

yes mate in that channel

[real aspen]

also mostly pointless gun

low bore axis yeah, but lot of mass moving backwards and slamming to stop

[timber oxide]

Looks familiar

[oak magnet]

i saw

[timber oxide]

That is just a replica tho (it's even written on it)

[real aspen]

not really

[timber oxide]

Really really

It's slightly bigger and longer, but overall shape is the same

[real aspen]

until you see how the slide works on one i posted

[timber oxide]

Also it's not a foregrip in front, it's a folding stock

[real aspen]

yeah i know

pestol chassis

[timber oxide]

The slide looks to be working the same (slides back)

Like... it should

[real aspen]

did you miss this?

only the front part goes back

rear half does not move

[timber oxide]

No I didn't

And it doesn't matter

What's funny about the one I posted, and I assume it's the same with the real one (because it exists) is that it's essentially Glock 19 with extreme overhang on the back

The slide is basically the same

But modified to allow you to actually use it

If I was at home I could actually compare the construction to an actual Glock

What you posted is a stupid fucking piece of shit that shouldn't exist and is not worth even thinking about

[real aspen]

idk dude the whole canoe head thing is kinda distinct

the pistol in chassis you posted lacks that

so i cant really make a connection besides the lower frame having somewhat similar contour

[timber oxide]

And the one you posted is fucking stupid, case closed

[real aspen]

i know i was shitting on it

[timber oxide]

I just don't know how Doge thought it was similar to the Lexington from Cyberpunk

[static axle]

sitting on it? no wonder it all bend out of shape

smh

[timber oxide]

Anyway, since we are gunposting

The one I posted is basically a longer Glock

I want you to guess

[timber oxide]

What's the price difference between the Glock and that thing

[carmine laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/stefan-lego-fail-lego-fail-broken-gun-reload-fail-gun-fail-gif-1823001802373480634

[timber oxide]

I will even highlight the bonus features for you to make your judgement

[marsh cargo]

Fallout 4 assault rifle

[copper vapor]

wat dis

[static axle]

u welcome

[timber oxide]

It's longer on the back and it has rails to mount a sight there + it has a folding stock that is uncomfortable as fuck and I can't imagine shooting the real thing with that stock unfolded

[copper vapor]

that image was getting dusty, it was good to bring it back out

[timber oxide]

That's basically it, if we ignore slight modifications to the slide to make it more convenient to use

[static axle]

[timber oxide]

Now, what do you think is the price difference between the Glock and the whatever-the-fuck this thing is

If you thought that the Glock is 4x cheaper, you'd be right

[carmine laurel]

ofc glock is cheaper

[timber oxide]

I mean, Glock is a piece of shit pistol

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUdQbt2kTP4

[carmine laurel]

they've got them diversified semen holdings to let them drop prices

[timber oxide]

Oh, I forgot about the most important feature that this thing has but Glock doesn't

A safety switch

Like, if you look at the whole package, that thing would be a better option if it wasn't 4x as expensive

Reliability is a question tho

I'd love to own the real thing

But I'm not gonna spend so much money on a pistol, so I just have this replica

I think it's actually cheaper to get an AR

Damn I forgot how cheap the ARs are as well

[real aspen]

i wonder what's the material cost for a basic m4

like material stock before it gets forged/milled

[hexed kernel]

surely you can just google that

oh

maybe not that

lmao

[verbal lodge]

Nice suffixes

[carmine laurel]

excuse me, how much do you make as a personal trainer
its in the millions
yeah but like how much
0.01 millions

[verbal lodge]

[real aspen]

hmm

milspec lowers and uppers use steel yeah?

[hearty wyvern]

Yeah

[fluid trout]

considering how much folks are innovating in the 3d-printed guns side, that shitll prolly drop drastically, aside from like pieces that HAVE to be made out of metal

[hearty wyvern]

It's also like 600 per for military

[real aspen]

read

like material stock before it gets forged/milled

[hearty wyvern]

Not likely milling is faster

[fluid trout]

are we talking like basic m4 like a milspec one or the most basic one you can consider an m4

[real aspen]

milspec

m4

material cost

as in the cost of raw, ready-to-shape material

[hexed kernel]

maybe like half of what the finished product costs

or 3/4

[oblique belfry]

phone turns down brightness cuz 5%
increases brightness back to normal
"ill just do stuff a bit then recharge"
20 mins pass
phone closes
whoops

[rocky turtle]

yooooo

[copper vapor]

[rocky turtle]

🫵

[oblique belfry]

at least its sometimes good for phone to be turned off

its been open for like 3 weeks now

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/sherma-silksong-good-morning-picmix-autumn-gif-14278904085598399071

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-brick-fast-brick-throw-dead-af-gif-18208531324542038920

[oblique belfry]

🫵

[copper vapor]

I should start using josta's favorite gif again

[sour rivet]

[copper vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1322587261598040134/steam-laugh2.gif

[pliant meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-gun-hollow-knight-hollow-knight-eyebrowns-gif-18404585

[sour rivet]

says gm
everyone points and one throws a brick at me

i gOTTTA distort

[carmine laurel]

[rocky turtle]

morning birbie

[oblique belfry]

my youtube is just GoW / Gta 5 / tons of Music

WHY IS NOONE RELEASING NEW CONTENT

[hexed kernel]

haii

[sour rivet]

[rocky turtle]

u saw the BEAST i ping you?

[sour rivet]

no pinf

[carmine laurel]

[oblique belfry]

DL THE BEAST IN 40 MINS

[rocky turtle]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[sour rivet]

what

is

[oblique belfry]

the game didnt even come out yet

[rocky turtle]

13th floor special encounter

[carmine laurel]

and?

[verbal lodge]

i'm cautiously optimistic for it tbh, it looks like insane fan service for the fans

[rocky turtle]

bro actually wiped floor with me @sour rivet

[oblique belfry]

good job to devs

[verbal lodge]

[carmine laurel]

[oblique belfry]

first time seeing a game that wasnt launched to be verified on steam deck

usually its on post launch week

[pallid raft]

22 fps all low ultra performance upscaling with framegen guarantes

[carmine laurel]

i mean most games are done like 2 to 4 weeks before their release day

[oblique belfry]

steam deck is not switch 2

[verbal lodge]

But I find it hard to give a shit about DL
When silent hill f is so close

[carmine laurel]

due to needing to pass ratings systems and so on

[verbal lodge]

[oblique belfry]

too much fan service

its making me worry

[timid hollow]

Weakest steamdeck can do things my PC only dreams off

[pallid raft]

the gameplag for silent hill f looks like ass but i havent looked in a while

[oblique belfry]

i feel like its coating paint on a broken car

hopefully im wrong though

[timid hollow]

Getting a steamdeck and putting it on my monitor would be an upgrade for my specs

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

@rocky turtle ffxiv should have a button "extract all materia" so instead of having to click each piece of gear

[oblique belfry]

release times

[carmine laurel]

mmos aren't allowed qol upgrades

[copper vapor]

only release time I wanna know is mija garden 4

[rocky turtle]

its psyops so people waste more time

[static axle]

i mean once you check the 4 needed specifications it aint that hard

[carmine laurel]

their oldest fans might get angy that things have improved for the better

[copper vapor]

every extra second you spend piles up on the long-term to make you pay more subs

[oblique belfry]

i guess

[hexed kernel]

of what

[solid sundial]

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[rocky turtle]

&

[oblique belfry]

its literally on the photo

[hexed kernel]

[static axle]

have working controls
show steam deck buttons
text needs to be readable
game performs well on default preset

[broken mountain]

Man

[oblique belfry]

fair point

[broken mountain]

How do I separate the art from the artist when the art is a direct reflection of him

[oblique belfry]

is tf2 still considered "not confirmed"

lemme check

[carmine laurel]

you dont lmao

a lot of gaimans works are tainted once you learn about him and you cant really do much about it

[static axle]

i mean who would wanna even play tf2, on a steam deck out of all the machines

[hexed kernel]

for real though i can't find what are you talking about

[verbal lodge]

You know a game is bound to be shit if doge hypes it up this much

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

TRIANQ

[copper vapor]

I never really liked gaiman

[verbal lodge]

Especially dying light

[copper vapor]

that's mean

[broken mountain]

Well then, I cant listen to d4vd like before now lmao

[oblique belfry]

ALO

@hexed kernel

[static axle]

this game so good, pure goty, i cant run it but trust me brah

[sour rivet]

need more arrows

[hexed kernel]

ohhhhh

[oblique belfry]

[hexed kernel]

[real aspen]

ok so, milspec lower is 8.8oz, uses 7075 aluminium, that's like 0.006$ per gram probably highballing it? 8.8oz is about 20 grams, so that gets... like 12 cents?
even if we assume there's some waste in the process (forging doesnt waste that much) and say it takes 30 grams to make one lower, that still ends up under half a buck
and basic ass bare lowers go for like 40$ in shops i can find

man raw material is cheap

[carmine laurel]

i mean I didnt like some of the marketing/pr stuff cause it felt over the top, but until we learnt about how fucked he is as a person that was just due to a general distaste for seeing people use tiktok to act smart

after the reveal its just like

man

[static axle]

who da heck is gaiman

[carmine laurel]

author revealed to be worst kind of human scum

[static axle]

author of what

[verbal lodge]

Any game that releases the same month as silk song is probably not performing as well

The gta 6 effect

[carmine laurel]

like 500 different novels and caroline

[static axle]

ah i dont read

[carmine laurel]

not at the price its at

[static axle]

im gambanese

[carmine laurel]

half the reason the industry pushes prices up is so that what you're talking about happens

but silksong released too low and with regionals, so it wont be as pronounced as say, fifa

[static axle]

SLIPSLOP lost over 50% players in 2 weeks - ign probably

i can see the headlines

[oblique belfry]

its breaking records rn

on launch week it already was on top 20 for a 20$ game

AAA's in shambles

[carmine laurel]

the only thing I cared about silksongs "record breaking" is how a bunch of its fans tried to say palworld isn't indie so that silksong can be the highest selling indie of all time

[shut valley]

Wow silkslop already dead... Cod 7 will be the greatest game of all time obviously

[static axle]

obviously

[pallid sapphire]

Ok lyming

[oblique belfry]

not again

[copper vapor]

[broken mountain]

@upbeat verge bulgaria tomorrow

[oblique belfry]

im actually curious about this year's goty

[shut valley]

You guys dont understand the 90 euro price for cod is worth it

[shut valley]

Only half your rent guys

Worth it

[copper vapor]

mental gymnastics 101

[pallid sapphire]

[oblique belfry]

so many great candidates

[shut valley]

Silksong

Without a doubt

[static axle]

what 5th world country you living in

[broken mountain]

Kingdom come 2, The Alters, Shitsong

[oblique belfry]

my bet is on exp33

[copper vapor]

coraline*

[broken mountain]

A lot of good games

[shut valley]

Croatia

[broken mountain]

Exp33 too

[shut valley]

Shit yeah

[blazing maple]

hades 2 comes out in a few days maybe that'l win

[broken mountain]

Imo kcd2

[carmine laurel]

same thread I saw was like "fromsoft doesnt count as indie for Elden Ring"

[broken mountain]

that shit is amazing

[shut valley]

I finally bought helldivers 2 4 days ago shit is so peak

[oblique belfry]

doubt but it will win awards imo

[carmine laurel]

yeah that shit

[sour rivet]

[static axle]

some bs sony concept game

[broken mountain]

Hard to say it but this year was pretty good for gaming

[oblique belfry]

Sequels tend to lose for GOTY

look at gow ragnarok

[broken mountain]

RDR2

Fucking robbery

[copper vapor]

when has fromsoft ever been indie

[carmine laurel]

every year is a good year for gaming if you focus on having fun and not focus on trying to find a 10/10

[shut valley]

I dont really like non-indie companies at this point

Ita always slop

[oblique belfry]

GoW 2018 was a new thing

[carmine laurel]

exactly

[copper vapor]

doomer

[shut valley]

Only rare exceptions

[shut valley]

Idk man

[carmine laurel]

HD2 is great
I dont like non-indies

[oblique belfry]

was there even a sony release this year

[carmine laurel]

pick a lane man

[hexed kernel]

have you tried just playing good games?

[pliant meteor]

Im havin bacon pancakes

[shut valley]

I only play games equivalent to shitboxes

[real aspen]

i dont get people acting like indie devs cant make bad games

[pliant meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/jake-adventure-time-bacon-pancakes-bacon-pancakes-gif-9926529

[broken mountain]

Nah

Big companies can still make good shit

[oblique belfry]

because 80% of em are actual caring devs

[real aspen]

think it's like, uhh, survivorship bias? there's lot of indie slop, you just dont see it

[oblique belfry]

they dont look at money gain

[shut valley]

Wym heartbound is amazing

[oblique belfry]

they look at consumer experience

[pallid raft]

theres tons of dogshit indie titles out there, they just dont matter cuz its not millions going into it and being sold at 60 or more

[shut valley]

Did you know the creator worked at blizzard

[pallid raft]

what? did he?

[carmine laurel]

caring about your game doesnt mean its gonna be good

[pallid raft]

for 7 years?

[static axle]

come on, drop the keys already

[oblique belfry]

that too

[broken mountain]

His father too

[carmine laurel]

90% of indie games released daily are fucking ass

[broken mountain]

And they took his work for mr robot

Also, did you knew he worked for blizzard entertainment?

Thats crazy

[carmine laurel]

a lot of them are fun, but theres a reason you dont hear about them

[pallid raft]

what?

[oblique belfry]

most are slop but few occasions they do come up with great stuff

[shut valley]

Wait what does indie mean again im not that familiar with english terms

[oblique belfry]

advertisement

[pallid raft]

blizzard entertainment? i hear they had a south park collab

WAIT

[broken mountain]

Indie games are bigger slop than AAA games

[carmine laurel]

doesnt have a separate publisher

[pallid raft]

was that his dad

no shot

[copper vapor]

they're the exact same people who say all AAA is 'slop'

[carmine laurel]

I wouldnt even call them slop fam

[static axle]

i care about fun, thats about it

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

independent

[shut valley]

Ooh fuck

Yeah disregard everything i said

[blazing maple]

is this good

[broken mountain]

sex with stalin 2 is indie

[oblique belfry]

the fuck

[sour rivet]

what are you installikng

[oblique belfry]

[blazing maple]

23 people dead

15 injured

1 monkey

[sour rivet]

oi sam

[static axle]

cocaine fueled monkey looking mofo about pop up

[blazing maple]

whar

[sour rivet]

that aint part of the main collection

[carmine laurel]

its just straight up that most people making a game make a game for themselves, so almost every indie game you play is gonna be fun in one way or another, but also because they're made for the devs specific vision, they're not anything special on a unique level

[blazing maple]

I know

I'm adding shit

[oblique belfry]

[carmine laurel]

most indies are literally born from

"Man it would be cool if Xcom did this thing too"

[sour rivet]

did you test if its all working before you started?

[shut valley]

Yeah i thought it was something completely else

[blazing maple]

why you always questioning me damn

can't do shit

[static axle]

CANT HAVE SHIT IN DETROIT

[sour rivet]

IM TRYTING TO MAKE SURE
IT ALL GOES WELL FOR YOU

[oblique belfry]

i mean every game is using other games as references

[blazing maple]

leaf me alone

I'm good man

dw about it

[copper vapor]

yay I lagged in ff

small indie company

[sour rivet]

wah

just remember if you're adding body mods its not as simple as adding it

gotta disable some stuiff

[copper vapor]

either that or the usual bingo card of
roguelite deckbuilder with pixel-art in a cyberpunk setting

[oblique belfry]

even if some people are going "errmm xcom clone"

[oblique belfry]

ROGUELITES

ROGUELITES EVERYWHERE

LEAVE ME ALONE

[carmine laurel]

Nah I mean if you take steam as an example, theres 40-60 games released daily, not even counting the asset flips and ai dumps. An indie game gets like max 2 hours on the "new releases" list to break into the trending list before its pushed off the front page

[blazing maple]

i'm sure it will be fine

and if not

I will be fine

[sour rivet]

i mean i can also tell you what to disable but womp

[oblique belfry]

[hexed kernel]

wdym? all turn based strategy games are xcom clones

[carmine laurel]

Silksong release was actually insane for a few guys who didnt delay their release for silksong, because it let them stay on new releases for almost a full day, and get attention they wouldnt have been able to get before

[oblique belfry]

6 years of "developing"

"we were just having fun"

[carmine laurel]

well yeah, I mean that its a person enjoying a game and going "Yeah, I think if it had X mechanic instead it would be better"

regardless of genre

[static axle]

people say they want/play indie when they mean they want/play AAA level indie

[carmine laurel]

this for real

[oblique belfry]

[blazing maple]

sure dm the evil mods

[zealous depot]

Guys guys I have important news

[oblique belfry]

hades for example

or silksong

[zealous depot]

Coffee acquired

[carmine laurel]

people are like "Undertale is indie, anyone could do that" and then ignore the 10 million clones that didnt make it

[static axle]

hopefully you spill it

[carmine laurel]

[oblique belfry]

at least there are few rare fanmade ones that are good

undertale yellow

[zealous depot]

I hope you stub your toe

[oblique belfry]

but yeah

rest are just

"erm sans but now he is green"

[carmine laurel]

theres so many indie games that are good but you just wouldnt know about because they missed their chance on the store page, and advertising games in the current age is next to impossible if you arent AAA level funded

[oak magnet]

mab

[oblique belfry]

[oak magnet]

as a poor guitar player i really should have thought about amp sims

[oblique belfry]

lemme sell my kidney for gameshowcase trailer that is 30 seconds long

and people will probably skip it

[static axle]

"why isnt there more indie games like this AAA indie game that i enjoy?"
*millions of clones before and after it *

[oak magnet]

always wanted to get close to the tone hendrix uses in red house

cant due to lack of gear or amp,

never thought of using an amp sim

[carmine laurel]

sell kidney for 30 second trailer
get 4000 wishlists from the 100k people who watched it
the entire other 400million gamers didnt even know gamescon was on

[oblique belfry]

[carmine laurel]

like legit, I only know theres a gaming fest on when you fuckers post about it here

and the average gamer is less informed than that

[slim magnet]

won't ever get close to hendrix without a tube amp

and those things cost a fortune

[oblique belfry]

i usually learn about it few days before the stream starts

[zealous depot]

Ostranuts is a good example, I never would've known of its existence if it wasn't for a indie youtuber I watch. Closest thing you can get to a life Sim just centered around ship scrapping and building your own ship and crew

[slim magnet]

unless yeah you use sims

[static axle]

dont forget about the majority of casual gamers who are just turned off with indie stuff once it pops up in the gamescon

[oblique belfry]

i learnt about summer showcase literally 1 day before it was live

[oak magnet]

yeee

[slim magnet]

but then you have the mental barrier to get over that is dealing with the delay

[oblique belfry]

shittalk every single game they dont know about but shill call of duties

[carmine laurel]

today we're talking about a new halo game
everyone tunes off the moment the trailer for it is done

[oak magnet]

ill try my best to minimize it

but also rammstein amp sim

why not

[oblique belfry]

literally what happened with pc gamer's show

[slim magnet]

which can drive you insane

[oblique belfry]

it had 100k views

the moment ultrakill trailer was over

it dropped to 40k

[oak magnet]

true, just will have to try and see

[slim magnet]

like even if you have the most heavy duty headgear

[carmine laurel]

only reason I know ostranaughts is cause I wanted to get neoscavenger and saw it had a "sequel"

[oak magnet]

i want a tube amp

[static axle]

i mean they might shill cod but atleast they have a pc that can play them

[oak magnet]

and i also want to mod my guitar so much

[carmine laurel]

90/9/1 rule in effect

[oak magnet]

its cheap squier mustang but like

[oblique belfry]

what does that have to do......FUCK YOU HATE

bastard

[carmine laurel]

[oak magnet]

i want it to be in HS config with coil tap

[oblique belfry]

always uppercutting me out of nowhere

[slim magnet]

i would get a tube amp but just as a meme

since i play almost exclusively 2009 type shit

[oak magnet]

so i can take advantage of a humbucker and also 3 single coil-ish when i want

[slim magnet]

on a 7 string

[oak magnet]

i mostly like playing hendrix, nirvana, idk

[oblique belfry]

anyways

[slim magnet]

i'm emo hxrdcxrx like that

[oak magnet]

been trying samurai recently from CP2077

[oblique belfry]

@static axle get your code ready

dl the beast release in 13 mins

[oak magnet]

scene?

paramore???

ALL I WANTED WAS YOUUUUUUUUU

[slim magnet]

yeah and melodic metalcore in general

[static axle]

they havent released yet

[oak magnet]

im currently inhaling paint fumes

[slim magnet]

it's the most fun shit to play

[oblique belfry]

ye in 12 mins

[oak magnet]

my brain is slowly dying

[static axle]

but dont worry, i has speedy interwebs

[oak magnet]

but yeah ampsims

need to try them out

need adapters and shit

fuuck

[static axle]

no i mean codes

[oblique belfry]

ah

[zealous depot]

They had a inventory update recently, so I went back to it

[carmine laurel]

i dont even have it yet, I just wishlisted it cause damn, new neoscav

[real aspen]

what's amp for again

to make guitar louder?

and tune the sound

[oak magnet]

no, its so a electric guitar has sound

[real aspen]

...do electrics not make sound without it?

[oak magnet]

converts the sound picked up from magnetic pickups into sound

[oak magnet]

just very very little

[real aspen]

huh

[oak magnet]

acoustics have space for sound to reverberate and be loud

[static axle]

imma be real and honest, i like bl4, it fun, sucks that it perfomrs like ass but aint my problem

[oak magnet]

electrics dont

[real aspen]

i didnt know that, though electric part was just a boost and they could play like normal ones

[oblique belfry]

you are not alone

nobody is still saying jackshit about the game itself

only performance

[oak magnet]

nah, they sound nothing alike acoustics as acoustics rely on well, acoustics in the guitar

[static axle]

it has crashed once

after 20 hours

[oak magnet]

with electric, you can modify the signal with pedals, like filters

[oblique belfry]

[oak magnet]

and amps usually have settings you can change, like bass, treble, reverb, gain

im poor so i have one amp, one guitar and one pedal

the best piece of gear i have is the Boss DS-1 (banger)

[static axle]

should i do steam account

[oblique belfry]

hate did you see that post where borderlands 4 crashes on Conan O'brien

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[static axle]

yee

[oblique belfry]

the fucking game crashes on a video

and randy is still saying its our fault for not having a pc

[static axle]

i mean randy told a guy to plug 2 inputs into his monitor for better performance

tells me enough

[oblique belfry]

"close anti-aliasing"

[static axle]

atleast todd was honest and said "buy better pc"

[oak magnet]

guys when do you think protein vapes will be a thing

[real aspen]

what

how would that even work

i dont think lungs can absorb nutreits

[oblique belfry]

"Borderlands 4 is a premium game made for premium gamers."

[oak magnet]

i love the whole “must make all foods protein” and then you end up with a bunch of protein filled foods and your body cant absorb barely any of it because NO AMINO ACIDS LIKE FROM MEAT

[static axle]

are you economic gamer?

[oak magnet]

so you end up only absorbing less than 20% or some shit

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

[oak magnet]

idk man science finds a way

[oblique belfry]

im a poor gamer

[oak magnet]

same

im a pirate

yarr

[static axle]

cant say wasnt funny

funni cause true

[oblique belfry]

[oak magnet]

i ducking hate protein foods

[oblique belfry]

we're rich

last night i dropped the new case in cs2

11 bucks

[copper vapor]

still getting more and more ghost pings at the redacted 2 channel lmao

[hexed kernel]

step aside

[static axle]

py6

[oak magnet]

66 rub

literally £0.50

[timber oxide]

Dude is more wealthy than his country

[frail leaf]

💱 66.93 RUB (Russian Ruble) :flag_ru: is equal to 0.59 GBP (British Pound Sterling) :flag_gb:

[static axle]

ewwww londonese

[oblique belfry]

[oak magnet]

ok yank

[frail leaf]

💱 66.93 RUB (Russian Ruble) :flag_ru: is equal to 0.80 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[static axle]

now the thing is idk if they will have keys

[frail leaf]

🎲 7

-# 2d6 🔀 [ 4, 3 ]

[oak magnet]

fukh

[timber oxide]

ew, bri*ish pound

[static axle]

maybe techland cucks and blocked key selling

[frail leaf]

🎲 8

-# 2d6 🔀 [ 5, 3 ]

[hexed kernel]

my wealth knows no bounds

[oak magnet]

shit

[oak magnet]

lemme just convert it into Kuwaiti Dinar then

[oblique belfry]

can you believe it guys ? Dying Light : The Beast. Just a minute away

[frail leaf]

💱 66.94 RUB (Russian Ruble) :flag_ru: is equal to 0.25 KWD (Kuwaiti Dinar) :flag_kw:

[oak magnet]

ah

[timber oxide]

I'd rather use the turkish lira than the bri*ish pound

[oak magnet]

i have half a kuwaiti dinar

[oak magnet]

ok

[oblique belfry]

would get stuff for cheaper

[oak magnet]

i mean, the wages

though

[hexed kernel]

uhmm where are my hands

[timber oxide]

Screw the wages

[oblique belfry]

DESTROY

[timber oxide]

At least it's not bri*ish

[oak magnet]

not like u know the wages

does the uk live free in all yank heads

[oblique belfry]

bitch

[oak magnet]

im not even british, but like

damn

wish lithuania lived in the heads of millions rent free

[oblique belfry]

its gone

bum

@static axle check codes

[real aspen]

can you even run that game

[copper vapor]

45 usd? actually decent

[static axle]

still sold out

[copper vapor]

project silverfish

[oblique belfry]

i ran dl2

[oak magnet]

prices that seem reasonable???

[frail leaf]

💱 28.15 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 101.83 PLN (Polish Zloty) :flag_pl:

[static axle]

for turkey

[copper vapor]

ppl who use 'literally' incorrectly should be shot

[oblique belfry]

wait whats the price for you ?

its regional ?

[static axle]

59.99

[oblique belfry]

bruh

[copper vapor]

oh.

nevermind then

[frail leaf]

💱 45 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 33.21 GBP (British Pound Sterling) :flag_gb:

[static axle]

they dont have the same fucking specs you mongoloid

[oak magnet]

ok

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

SHhhhhhhhh

SHHHHHHHHH

lemme cope

[oak magnet]

shoot me

[timber oxide]

Ok

[static axle]

cope and choke on some balls

[oak magnet]

if lands on 1

i die

[frail leaf]

🎲 1

-# </roll:1025761784692490315> ➡️ 1d6

[oak magnet]

FUCK

[timber oxide]

You die

[oak magnet]

ok my luck bad then

good luck now

[frail leaf]

🎲 5

-# 2d6 🔀 [ 3, 2 ]

[oak magnet]

nvm

[frail leaf]

🎲 6

-# 2d6 🔀 [ 3, 3 ]

[timber oxide]

Nice

[oak magnet]

never snake eyes

never

[timber oxide]

But it's still a double

I'll take that

[oak magnet]

i want snake eyes

its all i want

[frail leaf]

🎲 8

-# 2d6 🔀 [ 6, 2 ]

[timber oxide]

You're dead tho

[copper vapor]

thank you for your compliance

[oak magnet]

FACKH

[copper vapor]

now face the wall

[frail leaf]

🎲 4

-# 2d6 🔀 [ 3, 1 ]

[oak magnet]

nah thats boring

i want to spit at people before i die

[timber oxide]

Face the wall

[oak magnet]

no

boooo

im actually losing lung capacity by being in this place

i swear this workshop will kill me before drugs or alcohol will

[timber oxide]

If you roll snake eyes, you can face the shooting squad, otherwise face the wall

[hexed kernel]

my hands are back but now i don't have a reticle. wonderful

[copper vapor]

this week @ epic bad

[oak magnet]

ok

[frail leaf]

🎲 7

-# 2d6 🔀 [ 4, 3 ]

[oak magnet]

fucker

[timber oxide]

Wall

[oak magnet]

ill piss on the wall

[timber oxide]

I'd say it was nice knowing you but it'd be a lie