╟❓general-offtopic

[copper vapor]

"mostly a naked woman" with superpowers she can go invisible ffs

[green granite]

Jump high and run fast so

Just to name a few

[pallid raft]

and she has vocal aids

[timid hollow]

doesnt she perform photosynthesis

[slim blaze]

This is a clear and subtle commentary on gender roles and socio-economic situation in the world

[green granite]

She is allergic to British people, of which she cant speak the language she was born to speak

[copper vapor]

sniper wolf is just a regular but highly skilled human

[slim blaze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/949217939784097832.webp?size=48&name=actually

[green granite]

Because if does she would be too cringe and then die

[pallid raft]

she also had a strange pack of wolves who loved her and this weird fucking nerd

[green granite]

I love how Naked Snake trust a random woman on bike with a pistol

[copper vapor]

the power of pulling down the zipper

and showing the fun bags

[sour rivet]

that "weird fucking nerd" name is Otacon and hes our best friend put some fuckin RESPECT on his name

[copper vapor]

p!gerara

[muted gyro]

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[sour rivet]

nay

[timid hollow]

he a weeb

[green granite]

I mean tbh if there are

1. a random woman with bike and a pistol that can do back flip without momentum
2. a Gaey looking twink dude that meows

[pallid raft]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs-metal-gear-solid-otacon-true-morgan-freeman-gif-17627976241489179258

[sour rivet]

ok

and

[timid hollow]

"otaku"

[green granite]

I prob gonna go w the woman

[little depot]

smash

[pallid raft]

im taking ocelot and im throwing eva off of a cliff

im gonna tell him hes pretty good

[little depot]

[green granite]

Why would you take a professional gaslighter

Over a Chinese person

[copper vapor]

ah yes

[sour rivet]

cuz i need someone to light my gas

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/eva-mgs-mgs-metal-gear-solid-mgs3-mgs-delta-gif-15639200336901309771

[rocky cove]

math>lies

[copper vapor]

she's

very

chinese

blonde, blue eyes, typical chinese person facial structure

[little depot]

everyone knows the descendents of the khan are obiously the real white people

not the chinese

[slim blaze]

In same game where you need to find a woman by looking at everyone's ass

[pallid raft]

yeah but the chinese pistol though

[copper vapor]

this part is peam

[green granite]

Well she is Chinese spy so

[slim blaze]

then you chase her into women's toilet

[copper vapor]

"look at her behind"

[slim blaze]

and she undresses

[little depot]

this out of context goes hard ngl

[slim blaze]

Then you get captured and your balls get electrocuted

[copper vapor]

it's not much better in context

[slim blaze]

that part is truly peak

[pallid raft]

and whos electrocuting my balls?

ocelot

[slim blaze]

There is no context

this is kojima

[pallid raft]

and i woudlnt have it any other way

[copper vapor]

nah peak is when you use ketchup to escape the cell

[slim blaze]

this is normal and everywhere

[green granite]

Ocelot electrocuted Quiet's boobas

[slim blaze]

Fucking general comes in and just grabs your cock

[copper vapor]

she metal on my gear until I solid

[slim blaze]

like what the fuck am i even playing

[pallid raft]

https://tenor.com/view/ocelot-revolver-ocelot-happy-gif-13789075

[copper vapor]

in MGS2 the POTUS grabs Raiden's balls

[slim blaze]

Then squeezes them

[pallid raft]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs-metal-gear-solid-liquid-snake-snake-gif-16483932572087924640

[slim blaze]

like the fuck is this

Kojima's wet CBT dreams?

[pallid raft]

ocelot is the dream girl

thats what metal gear was all about

[copper vapor]

now I'm too scared to play death stranding

[little depot]

joshwa knows whats up

[slim blaze]

ocelot is literally a wannabe furry

[copper vapor]

what kinda weird shit did kojima do in death stranding

[pallid raft]

ocelot can have my children and ill get him a fursuit

[copper vapor]

actually nvm I don't want to know

[slim blaze]

It was made under influence of LSD

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1257699314072031344/wrong.mp4?ex=68cc1243&is=68cac0c3&hm=0ad01aea886a690518514cc4c846621df81d56215ef779b555484090881d47e7&

[little depot]

death stranding is literally just fats and furious but youre a fed ex

[slim blaze]

You kill monsters by throwing piss, shit and cum at them

[vital venture]

Cause hes a loyal MF considering all he does is for big boss, besides that idk

[copper vapor]

damn

I am legitimately bored

haven't felt this way in years

[pallid raft]

do some ket

[green granite]

WELCOME TO THE OIL RIG OF TRAGIC
WE HAVE

• Crippled Person
• Mute Person
• Gaslighter Person
• Gaslit Person
• Kid with parental issue
• Pathological Liar Person
• Old af Person
• Hideo Kojima

[copper vapor]

is that a sitcom or the cast of death stranding

[sour rivet]

menacing vulture

[little depot]

not mutually exlusive

[left mantle]

Stranded on the shores of death

[little depot]

crippleman muteman gaslighterman gaslightman kidman liarman and oldman

[sour rivet]

diehard man

[little depot]

cant forget diehard man

[slim blaze]

Fucking wonderful

a goddamn air alarm again

[little depot]

air?

alarm?

[slim blaze]

WHY THE FUCK THEY HAVE THEM AT NIGHT EVERY TIME

AAAAA

It's a test

[little depot]

yall getting bombed?

[slim blaze]

nobody is bombing me on german border

which is the entire reason i am angry

[little depot]

awww man:<

[slim blaze]

cause they are testing at fucking night

[little depot]

ikr

[sour rivet]

aren't tests not allowed to happen after a specific time at night
or is that just an america thing

[little depot]

your testicles get removed at night in the states?

[slim blaze]

Fuck if i know

but they always do it at night

This time it didn't last long though

[sour rivet]

yeah i get to be a girl 3am to 6am

[slim blaze]

it's already over

[leaden pilot]

is that state mandatory

[sour rivet]

maybe

[little depot]

yooooo

so is like

[leaden pilot]

i'll join on the caveat I get to be a bombshell

[little depot]

do i get testicles during that time

orrrr

do i get negative testicles

[sour rivet]

gone

stolem

[little depot]

whar

never had any

[leaden pilot]

by the balls bandits

[little depot]

wuh buh

is it because they were stolen from me when i was young?

[sour rivet]

ball bearing hunter

[leaden pilot]

but we're not asking if you're hungry or not

[little depot]

ball bearer hunter

[leaden pilot]

geddit

cause

我不饿

wuh buh

[little depot]

wuh buh

但是我很饿

我没吃早饭

make me food

[leaden pilot]

go make indomie omelette

[little depot]

早く私を良くしてください 、そして私はそれを検討する

[little depot]

bro might be issac

[leaden pilot]

10/10 food

[little depot]

why are you brown

[leaden pilot]

because god said I will not turn into a tomato whenever I get mad or flustered

[leaden pilot]

melatonin

wait

was it melanin gummies or melatonin gummies

[sour rivet]

melatonin is sleepy

[little depot]

melatonin is eepy hormone

[leaden pilot]

ah

[little depot]

melanin is the stuff that makes ur hair dark

pigmentation

[sour rivet]

im running out of melatonin gummies :(

soon i will have to return to my BORING tablets

[little depot]

its also acool rythm game

[little depot]

brick.

[leaden pilot]

may i propose

[little depot]

ooooh

[leaden pilot]

:)

[slim blaze]

Mi Instan

lmao

[little depot]

yall getting married?

[little depot]

pure maths isnt even that bad

[leaden pilot]

only if I get to keep half of the money post divorce

[leaden pilot]

no see that's the thing

this is lower secondary

you already know this

[little depot]

woe futhermaths be upon yee

[slim blaze]

Funny idea. Make ramen normally, then drain the water and add an egg. Way better than with water

[leaden pilot]

if I show you mathematics further-

yea

[slim blaze]

or add cream cheese piece if you do have water instead

[leaden pilot]

you're gonna blow your brains out instead of sleeping

[little depot]

i have a further maths exam in a month

[leaden pilot]

i thought you already graduated tf

[little depot]

boutta persona 3 myself

[leaden pilot]

you mean like

[little depot]

last year

[leaden pilot]

broth ramen???

[leaden pilot]

bro why are you taking another maths exam then

[slim blaze]

Just drain da watah

[leaden pilot]

im confused cause that's what I did lmao

[slim blaze]

It's surprisingly good once it dries just a bit

[little depot]

cause i only got 89 on normal maths

[leaden pilot]

drain water, put in egg

[left mantle]

woe be upon you, diff eq

[slim blaze]

you also baked it

[leaden pilot]

felt

[slim blaze]

I mean drain it, let it dry for 2-3 mins

[leaden pilot]

thankfully my parents gave up on me with maths

woo :)

[slim blaze]

it will be better than makaroni imo

[leaden pilot]

I fried it

[little depot]

im waiting for oxford and ucl entrance exams rn

[slim blaze]

didn't put it in the oven?

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/raiken-cat-hang-die-bitya-gif-26309780

[slim blaze]

cause that looks oven-done

[leaden pilot]

praying with all my heart you wont enter cambridge

oxford is already pretentious as it is

[little depot]

not applying

[leaden pilot]

good

[little depot]

they dont have my major

thank allah

[leaden pilot]

god no

I fry it

[slim blaze]

which is?

[leaden pilot]

did da flip

[slim blaze]

oh

[little depot]

https://www.ox.ac.uk/admissions/undergraduate/courses/course-listing/economics-and-management

[slim blaze]

frying makaroni/pasta/ramen is.. a choice

[little depot]

depends on the school

some offer management

[leaden pilot]

god

[little depot]

some offer e&m

[leaden pilot]

I remember showing my face to my friend and

[green granite]

If I have a penny for everytime a person's ball was touched in Metal Gear Solid, I'd get 3 pennies

Which doesnt mean much but its weird that I have 3 pennies

[slim blaze]

that shit is everywhere

[leaden pilot]

she said this with a good intent I love her but god damn that comment hurt man

she said my face looks like the minority universities put on the posters to make them seem "inclusive"

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/no-way-you-can't-be-fr-family-guy-whaaaat-gif-15260610954372594725

[leaden pilot]

thanks dude

[little depot]

shes so right tho

[leaden pilot]

:(

[pallid raft]

thats a bit rude of her

[green granite]

Ngl it'd be so much funnier if Volgin touched Venom's balls at the end of Metal Gear Solid V to realize its was not Naked Snake's balls and then die

[leaden pilot]

no there's no ill intent of her she was trying to compliment me

she has no evil soul in her bone

[little depot]

it is a compliment tho

[leaden pilot]

aside from

well

[little depot]

you look very dei

[leaden pilot]

killing grineers

[green granite]

Wait

Azu is going to college?

[leaden pilot]

I am the woke

[green granite]

It couldnt be

[pallid raft]

going to the bar and she hits me with the classic 'you look so inclusive'

we get married next week

[little depot]

I am in college lmao

[green granite]

Impossible

[little depot]

everytime i look at this i wanna kms

83 intake

https://tenor.com/view/makoto-yuki-persona3-persona-gif-11040887881072923054

[green granite]

5% success

[leaden pilot]

is that how many beers you had in a month

[pallid raft]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-face-salute-metalgearsolid-bigboss-gif-11054098

[leaden pilot]

dw I failed to get into my parents' uni and I felt like wanting to kms lmao

[little depot]

i neeed kidneysto sell

[leaden pilot]

I couldnt follow in their footsteps

[little depot]

fat ass

[leaden pilot]

time to move to the UK

you're gonna live in Birmingham

or worse

Scunthorpe

better have a sign on your front door that says "THIS HOUSE DOESNT WATCH THE TELLY" so the BBC Tax Man wont bust your door

[little depot]

dont worry im a inverclyde native

[leaden pilot]

i totally understand what invertebrate native means

[little depot]

my hometown (sorta)

[leaden pilot]

wait a fuckin minute inverclyde?

[slim blaze]

mfs decided to make "cunt" into a real name

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-thomas-and-friends-ttte-ttte-donald-and-douglas-donald-and-douglas-ttte-scotland-gif-12065431762407448183

[leaden pilot]

GLASGLOW inverclyde?

the fuck?

[little depot]

yes

[slim blaze]

s cunt horpe

[leaden pilot]

I thought you were from like

idk

hunan native or something

[leaden pilot]

pretty sure there's a place in the UK called "fanny"

[little depot]

i was born in inverclyde

i spent 12 years in amsterdam

and then i went to shenzhen

[slim blaze]

ofc there is

[leaden pilot]

fucking hell

can you take me with you :(

[little depot]

there was also that half a year in poland

[little depot]

which one

[slim blaze]

nomad baby

[leaden pilot]

literally whicever

just

take me away from this third world

[little depot]

okay youre going to brazil

[leaden pilot]

you fool im indonesian that's shrimply moving to a different pan

also I get to meet my best friend anyway so

that's a plus

[little depot]

i forget youre disabled

[leaden pilot]

exactly

[slim blaze]

you found your twin

[marsh cargo]

[leaden pilot]

if you have me around you get to skip lines cause you'll be my caretaker

[little depot]

oh true

[leaden pilot]

and by caretaker i mean you just feed me money so i can commission shit

[quiet abyss]

[leaden pilot]

actually

speaking of

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-indonesia-indonesia-flag-astolfo-anime-fate-grand-order-gif-24976172

[leaden pilot]

i commissioned a fair bit of women lately

time to commission men to balance it out

[quiet abyss]

[leaden pilot]

it lacks the nazi cosplay but this is accurate enough

[slim blaze]

And what did these women do... exactly?

[quiet abyss]

bro i finally understand what people mean by how physical pain is NOTHING compared to a blocked nose or allergies

like fuck

this is misery

[leaden pilot]

I'm going to get fuckin smited if I say it here so no

[marsh cargo]

aaah yes the good old
white supremacist
is from Indonesia

[quiet abyss]

id rather have the scar on my hand open up and start bleeding profusely again

[slim blaze]

uh-oh

[quiet abyss]

go get stitches all over again

than deal with this shit

[leaden pilot]

no see we are a unique case

we're not a white supremacist
we're servants

cause

Vereenigde Oost Indische Compagnie fuckin DRILLED it to our DNA

even now we still have white inferiority complex

[slim blaze]

what

[copper vapor]

[leaden pilot]

Vereenigde Oost Indische Compagnie?

VOC?

[little depot]

use that skin whitening cream sea boy

[leaden pilot]

Dutch East Indies.

[little depot]

dutch east indies

[leaden pilot]

these guys

[little depot]

havent seen dutch in a while tbh

[copper vapor]

DEI??!
🤮

[slim blaze]

AAHAHAHAHAA

[leaden pilot]

the VOC were very inclusive

pfff

[leaden pilot]

i'll give you a word to jog your memory

[slim blaze]

Racists are the most inclusive people

[little depot]

i mean they fucked everyone equally

[leaden pilot]

Inlander

:)

[little depot]

even themselves

https://tenor.com/view/ongezellig-mymy-fact-check-post-patriot-gif-3288063450887726825

[leaden pilot]

their greatest downfall was literally themselves

but until then

straight up a megacorp

[slim blaze]

All actual dutch people i know are either feminine men or druggies

[leaden pilot]

they went from colonizers to twinks and druggies its wild

[sour rivet]

her

[leaden pilot]

OH I REMEMBER ONE

AZU

CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THIS ONE

[little depot]

youve watched ongezellig?

[leaden pilot]

Verboden voor Honden en Inlander

[sour rivet]

yeag

[slim blaze]

weebs found each other

[marsh cargo]

browned skinned mexican nazis are also extremely funny

[slim blaze]

abort

[quiet abyss]

theres 3 types of dutch men, drug addicts, femboys, and the most masculine brick on the planet, the last one is like a shiny pokemon

rare as fuck

only seen one

[little depot]

forbidden for dogs and natives?

[leaden pilot]

I know a mexican twitter account that's the most white supremacist thing ever even beyond actual white supremacists its so fucking funny

[little depot]

in indonesia

those sign thingies

[marsh cargo]

anime pfp ?

are we thinking of the same one ?

[leaden pilot]

oh wow guess you actually lived there, yeah!

[marsh cargo]

[slim blaze]

third type is not real. know why? they are not dutch originally but immigrants

[leaden pilot]

actual sign :)

our standing under the rule of the vereenigde oost indische compagnie was the same as dogs

[sour rivet]

bich yous one of us wit that pfp of yours

[leaden pilot]

I had more pics but

[little depot]

i dont even have an anime pfp

[leaden pilot]

my phone brokey :(

[little depot]

its literally just two dolls

[leaden pilot]

isnt your pfp the hot mom from andrew and leyak or whatever

[quiet abyss]

he was dutch

through and through

[little depot]

no

[slim blaze]

leyak? where?

[leaden pilot]

oh well butter my biscuits it aint

[slim blaze]

shit

it's behind me

[little depot]

im matching with my wife

idk what it is actually

he randomly sent it

[leaden pilot]

now you have to check whether she actually is near you or you have a porn tab open

[slim blaze]

your wife is a he?

what

[little depot]

im the man of the relationship

[sour rivet]

eh.....

[little depot]

what did you think i was gae or something

[slim blaze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/698776081284595785.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=loading~4

[little depot]

STOP THE FUCKING GOONER RAHHH

[sour rivet]

eh....

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/abiotic-factor-is-0091-abiotic-factor-meme-the-gooner-gooning-gif-10961924209120800099

[sour rivet]

RGGRHGHG.....

[leaden pilot]

i didnt think you WERENT possibly a homo

[little depot]

no i like men

[leaden pilot]

same

[little depot]

and women

but sometimes

[leaden pilot]

same

[slim blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/abiotic-factor-abioticfactor-leyak-abioticfactorleyak-leyak-abiotic-factor-gif-13279395019466997823

first leyak gif

[little depot]

tbh gender isnt real

[slim blaze]

lmfao

[leaden pilot]

THE CREEPVINE

IT DOES NOTHING

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-the-gooner-abiotic-factor-crying-cat-gooner-man-gif-2615943999272817708

[leaden pilot]

EARRARHAGH

[sour rivet]

@little depot @leaden pilot

[little depot]

BEECH VOKEYBALL

[elfin jackal]

new wallpaper

[leaden pilot]

I have a perfect fucking video for this hold on i need to sort through my files

its between art of women and men

gimme a mo

[sour rivet]

okie

:)

[little depot]

modus operandi?

[little depot]

i wish i had nitro do i could do this

[little depot]

why does this remind me of the

[little depot]

brain implosion energy

[opal star]

Pedro pascal in F1.

[little depot]

https://youtu.be/0OMlUCyA_Ys

[leaden pilot]

sorry I dont watch japanese vocaloids

i only watch real vocaloid

[leaden pilot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRo

[leaden pilot]

so real

[slim blaze]

[leaden pilot]

oh hey dude

have you seen uh

[slim blaze]

John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden

[leaden pilot]

miku collab with John Moonbase

[slim blaze]

John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden

[leaden pilot]

https://youtu.be/MIxowl5YuaQ?si=El0BRcZ1-GODq0Zv

10/10

[slim blaze]

AAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

AHHAHAHAHAHA

fucking saved

holy it's funny

[oblique belfry]

amogus miku

literally the 1st thing i see when i open the chat

[leaden pilot]

its john moonbase alpha you heretic

[sour rivet]

allo doge

[oblique belfry]

alo burb

[slim blaze]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovcTKHupdxo

[oblique belfry]

john madden

[copper vapor]

MAX VERSTAPPEN

[slim blaze]

oh shit

kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMGxKIFE3VU

[oblique belfry]

aieou

UMG ?

okay

thanks youtube

[leaden pilot]

DOO DOO DOO DOO

MAX VERSTAPPEN

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/max-verstappen-f1-formule-1-gif-15087359750872636720

[slim blaze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1346827204717318226.webp?size=48&name=ahahhaa

[leaden pilot]

me when I nearly crush my rival's fucking head

[opal star]

Probably the fastest driver i've ever met.

[oblique belfry]

man i didnt play gta 5 today but its 5 am too

[opal star]

Both in game and irl.

[oblique belfry]

welp few rounds of aram then sleep it is

[leaden pilot]

I wonder how much they got paid making their names a theme

OOOOOO FERNAANDO ALOOOONZOOOO

[opal star]

Likely not much.

[leaden pilot]

shame, it needs to be a buttload

also wtf Prime why are you green now

[oblique belfry]

green ?

[leaden pilot]

wait is this the same prime im thinking of or is this a different prime

ye

new

[oblique belfry]

ah newcomer

i was like fym

[leaden pilot]

aw its not the fed prime

wait is it???

hold on

[oblique belfry]

he posts the same stuff

[little depot]

its prime on an alt

[oblique belfry]

he is THE prime

[leaden pilot]

gfdi

[oblique belfry]

see ?

[leaden pilot]

ah yeah that's the same prime

hey man how you been

[opal star]

Great, what's up.

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/luigi's-mansion-epona-zelda-horse-zebra-gif-2941070200143023371

[leaden pilot]

not much, on a diet, it sucks, but c'est la vie

I shot a gun tho! FINALLY

I MISSED THE SMELL OF SPENT GUNPOWDER.

SO MUCH.

[opal star]

Mmm, Carbine Emissions.

[leaden pilot]

is it carcinogenic? hope not

granted it was only 9 mil but like

whatever i'll fuckin take it

[sour rivet]

finally, i know what the CE in your name stands for

[leaden pilot]

shit i'll take .22 atp

[leaden pilot]

i always thought it meant Combat Evolved or Combat Extended

[opal star]

the PAH's and all the other shit in it yeah but you'll be fine.

I practically inhale lead everytime i melt it.

[leaden pilot]

to be fair prime your generation was raised on eating lead paint

you have immunity to it already

wait was that yours or one generation before you

[opal star]

Pretty sure i might have an immunity to mercury as well. I've eaten a lot of whale.

[leaden pilot]

did you at least gather the whale oil to fuel your lantern

[opal star]

Definitely mine and absolutely the generation before me.

[quiet abyss]

what yall know about the common cold

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet Aram or Arena ?

[sour rivet]

uhhhhhh

arena

[little depot]

birb plays league?

ewwwwww

[leaden pilot]

do you think before it was the common cold it was called the "mythical cold"

[sour rivet]

no i play deadlockj

[little depot]

ewwwwww

[oblique belfry]

1 "check him pc" incoming

[leaden pilot]

azu

cmon now

[opal star]

That's a primary use but not the only thing you can use it for, edible to a degree.

[leaden pilot]

if birb plays both of em purely for the hot champs like me its justified

[quiet abyss]

hmmm

i more so meant the misery

[sour rivet]

my proof is that i dont want their anti cheat touching my pc

[quiet abyss]

that is the cold

[little depot]

i had a huge crush on kayn as a kid

[oblique belfry]

for the time being he is only invested in fiddlesticks

[quiet abyss]

it beats my ass worse than the literal 2 inch cut i made in my hand ages ago

[little depot]

do you use opera gx

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

stitches no issue

[sour rivet]

no

[leaden pilot]

While I dont disagree, the thought of eating fuel simply horrifies me

[quiet abyss]

but a fucking cold

kills me

[opal star]

Pew pew.

[sour rivet]

GUN

ABABAB

[leaden pilot]

Kayn, or the guy constantly inside him

[oblique belfry]

AK.....ak..... ak ....and galil

[leaden pilot]

GOOD MAN.

GOOD MAN BIRB.

here's a CRUCIAL tip as fiddlessticks:

NEVER FORGET YOUR SCARECROWS.

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/fiddle-fiddlesticks-league-of-legends-video-game-approach-gif-16575416

[sour rivet]

he and the characters sam tends to retweet

[leaden pilot]

FUCK OVER THE ENEMY'S PSYCHE.

[little depot]

the weapon

[oblique belfry]

neeko / fiddlesticks then

[leaden pilot]

FIDDLE SCARECROW, PLACE EM RANDOMLY

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

not jus neeko

[oblique belfry]

rhast is a cuck

[little depot]

smash

[leaden pilot]

dont worry dude

[oblique belfry]

rhaast is the weakest darkin btw

[leaden pilot]

you'll have relief

in the form of a clear nasal

[opal star]

I've lost the firearm count but it's probably over 800 atm and as i'm typing i've got over 20 waiting for pickup and delivery..

[leaden pilot]

...for 2 min

then you shall go back to suffering

its like a brief repreieve

only mocking you

[little depot]

me when i murder fields of wheat

[oblique belfry]

imagine being a deity that can takeover hosts and cause mayhem
only to be cucked inside a sycthe by an ionian edgelord which you cant even take control of

[leaden pilot]

I await the day you tell me you acquired the WA2000

[little depot]

all ionians are edgelords

[opal star]

Including one Very expensive sucker of a shotgun.

[little depot]

or furries

or both

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/sett-lol-league-league-of-legend-almighty-gif-14682100919583691208

[opal star]

Could've bought a lambo.

Literally.

[leaden pilot]

garen:

[little depot]

okay but like

[oblique belfry]

he said ionian

[little depot]

hes hot as a fuck

[leaden pilot]

WAIT

IS IT

[little depot]

doesnt garen like kat?

[oblique belfry]

still dont change the fact that he is both a furry and an edgelord

[little depot]

still hot

[opal star]

Bruh. That's a fucking man rat.

[leaden pilot]

PRIME

IS IT

GEORGE HOENIG

[little depot]

youre a homosexual?

[leaden pilot]

PLEASE TELL ME ITS GEORGE HOENIG

[opal star]

How'd you know?

[oblique belfry]

you know who else is hot ?

[little depot]

smelt it

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/gragas-dance-league-of-legends-psychological-horror-gif-17197025412024608449

[leaden pilot]

sorry I literally dont register people's nationality in league aside from noxian

[leaden pilot]

cause noxian rules

[zealous depot]

Me

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/kda-gragas-league-of-legends-dance-gif-5517663203231418022

[oblique belfry]

3 different answers

wtf

[leaden pilot]

Renata Glasc?

[oblique belfry]

racism

[little depot]

TRUE

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

yarr, mine be a joke answer

[leaden pilot]

inhale

PLEASEKILLMEPLEASEKILLMEPLEASEKILLMEPLEASEKILLMEPLEASEKILLME

[oblique belfry]

MOMMY sorry ? MOMMY sorry ? MOMMY sorry ?

[zealous depot]

Peak male performance

[oblique belfry]

WHY WASNT SHE IN ARCANE

[little depot]

real

un popular opinion

aurora is cute

and i like her design

[leaden pilot]

because the attention will be drawn away from the homos

[oblique belfry]

furry

[quiet abyss]

oh nah i just breath through my mouth like a lower lifeform

until its over

[opal star]

Lol i bought one of those suckers a while ago, no it's about 7x more expensive.

[leaden pilot]

canonically autistic rabbit lady that bugs orn

i love her

[quiet abyss]

i dont want that false hope

[little depot]

IKRRR

[oblique belfry]

mischievous because autism

also fun fact

aurora is the latest champ that has "detailed animations"

[leaden pilot]

7x more expensive than a fucking George Hoenig? what the hell did you buy, Krieghoff?

[oblique belfry]

new ones like mel / ambessa or reworks like Leblanc and Xin zhao doesn't even have face animations

[leaden pilot]

you fool

amumu clears her animation :)

[oblique belfry]

not like that dum dum

character anims

[leaden pilot]

exactly

watch amumu dance

look at him go

wee

[little depot]

im literallt yuumi

[leaden pilot]

a psycopath?

[oblique belfry]

parasite

[little depot]

yup

[leaden pilot]

which one

[oblique belfry]

actual parasite

[copper vapor]

I clicked a MGS3 Delta video

[leaden pilot]

[little depot]

yes

[copper vapor]

[leaden pilot]

OH

HEY

AZOOER

[little depot]

yes?

[leaden pilot]

I GOT PROJECT YI

[little depot]

:>

[leaden pilot]

FROM CHEST

:)

[little depot]

noice

i havent played league since arena came out

[leaden pilot]

arena is fun

(ny)

[little depot]

i had like

500 hours in aram

after i got fed up with the gm climb

[leaden pilot]

GUYS

I DEALT

9 DAMAGE

NO WAY I CAN REACH HIGHER

RIOGHT

M E I N G O T T

1 0.

but yea arena is incredibly fun and silly and unbalanced and dumb

you've never lived till you reach 6 attack speed yi

[opal star]

One fuck stupid expensive beretta.

[leaden pilot]

...beretta????

bro that better be like

1898 original model or something

[green granite]

League?

[leaden pilot]

oh wait

its a bespoke isnt it

[little depot]

what are we

some kind of league of legends

[little depot]

-that lesbian from arcane

[leaden pilot]

its like we're legends in some kind of league or something

[leaden pilot]

-that lesbian from arcane specializing in police brutality and fisting

[opal star]

[little depot]

oh no im talking about the one that likes gassing

[green granite]

MP5SD price

[leaden pilot]

Singed is a homo?

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-snake-revolver-ocelot-engraving-gif-26456286

[little depot]

orianna is adopteD??

[leaden pilot]

lemme guess

lemme guess

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

SO10 EELL?

[green granite]

I still wonder how rich Ocelot behind the scene is

Dude ditched a Makarov to get a very expensive Single Action Army

[leaden pilot]

idk about league lore man

[green granite]

Just to toss it away for another 3 equally expensive SAA

[leaden pilot]

the moment I care about league lore is when riot adds lore to shaco

which will be

fuckin

never

[little depot]

but ur autistic

[blazing jackal]

Truly postmodern age

[leaden pilot]

Azu im autistic but not in this branch

different branch of autism

like

Cyberpunk autism

[opal star]

Diana. 12 in the world.

[little depot]

so you want me to shove a metal rod up ur ass?

and be in cripple debt?

[copper vapor]

makes me sad that one of my favorite Satisfactory content creators uses AI slop for his channel pfp

[leaden pilot]

Diana? The Diana? the one made in 2016 and only 12?

That Diana?

christ man

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

[mighty kettle]

Princess diana?

[copper vapor]

worth twice as much as my house

[mighty kettle]

Idk what this convo is about

[leaden pilot]

I was thinking more like edging cyberpsychosis as a Maelstromer but that works too

[marsh cargo]

why are there space marines there

[copper vapor]

gun

[leaden pilot]

Fucking hell dude, you better keep that shit safe

[opal star]

Vepr best AK.

[copper vapor]

because GOD-emperor

[mighty kettle]

To the head

Jk jk

[leaden pilot]

if your kids accidentally snap it you're gonna die from aneurysm

[copper vapor]

[little depot]

i am on my way, inlander.

[leaden pilot]

dont crash your boat on the way

nyuk nyuk nyuk

[little depot]

we'll sell all the iron and itll fall apart

[opal star]

Oh don't worry i'm hanging it in the bathroom so every time i take a shit i get to marvel at it.

[leaden pilot]

im ngl that's exactly what im gonna do if I have your kind of silly money

[little depot]

prime what does your bathroom look like

[leaden pilot]

would

sorry what was the question again

[blazing jackal]

Tbf ppl should stop treating it like its big deal, no one expecting small creators to pay an actual artist to draw every preview. Even less expecting creators could do it by yourself. Realistically. So i give small channels a pass on that.

[little depot]

steve or the beacon

[mighty kettle]

Shes so hot

[leaden pilot]

the torch

fool

[green granite]

Man I should post goon

Give me a sec

Lemme look for one

[opal star]

Wood and marble.

[little depot]

...

[copper vapor]

go ahead I'm locked and loaded

[little depot]

no carpets i hope?

[opal star]

Couple of bathmats.

[mighty kettle]

Multiple bathmats?

Wow I only have just the one to step on when you get out of the shower

[leaden pilot]

just remember to not make your place look like trump's idea of "extravagance" prime cause

[green granite]

Alright

[leaden pilot]

look i like gold

[green granite]

Lemme post this

[leaden pilot]

i am the number 1 advocate for gold

but what the fuck is this

[blazing jackal]

[mighty kettle]

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/austin-powers-i-love-gold-goldmember-gif-19735343

[little depot]

WHY RHE FUCK DOES BIRDEYES FOOT STEP NOT HAVE ANY SOUND

[copper vapor]

for added "difficulty"

[wild hamlet]

good thing I noticed this mf tryna eat my flower before I went to sleep

on my shelf too

bleak

[leaden pilot]

creechur

[blazing jackal]

Good cover for mumble rap album

[wild hamlet]

bleak..

[green granite]

WIFE

[little depot]

...

bruh

[leaden pilot]

meanwhile mine

[green granite]

Hell yeah

This is peak

[wild hamlet]

here's my other one

[leaden pilot]

awww

poor guy

[green granite]

I want a black cat

[green granite]

Like not a tuxedo

But void

[leaden pilot]

okay imma go play british game about surviving winter

[wild hamlet]

he's rolling around my kitchen table rn

[leaden pilot]

aka frostpunk

[copper vapor]

lost his eye?

[wild hamlet]

yea

[leaden pilot]

seeyall

[copper vapor]

[copper vapor]

we had to remove the eye of one of the cats at my mom's

[leaden pilot]

yea this is about what i expect tbh

[copper vapor]

was painful

[leaden pilot]

good star on the porch

9/10

[copper vapor]

we had to give him like 4 different medicinal eye drops 3 times a day

[copper vapor]

and it still wouldn't heal

[mighty kettle]

Chihuahua

[leaden pilot]

RAT

A RAAAAT

[mighty kettle]

YES

THATS WHAT WE CALL HER

[copper vapor]

after 2 weeks it started getting infected so the vet decided to just remove it surgically

[leaden pilot]

why anyone would get chihuahuas is beyond me tbh

[copper vapor]

now he's a pirate

[mighty kettle]

her names lola but we call her "rat" "rat dog"

[wild hamlet]

the thing

[mighty kettle]

Because they are ugky

[leaden pilot]

then get a pug

[copper vapor]

fuck it time to night my reign again

[wild hamlet]

wdym, then mafakkas can't even breathe

[mighty kettle]

Bow down to my rat

[leaden pilot]

ok ok i go punkin my frost now gooby

[mighty kettle]

Shes the bat queen

[wild hamlet]

doing the what to who

[wild hamlet]

ew laser cut

[blazing jackal]

Cats are incredible at disparity flexibility, knew a family with a blind cat who runs like his life depends on it, bumping with its head like a juggernaut.

[opal star]

We're dogposting now?

[mighty kettle]

Yes

Omg?

[wild hamlet]

dog slavery

[mighty kettle]

Your so cool

[mighty kettle]

Dog sledding*

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[little depot]

fuck u beat me to it

[copper vapor]

oh boy wylder and ironeye instalock

[marsh cargo]

https://vxtwitter.com/TheHiddenOneAC/status/1967991590145659032

The Hidden One (@TheHiddenOneAC)

We got NEW Assassin's Creed Black Flag REMAKE information.

- The remake removes the modern day and replaces them with more content in Edward’s pirate era (a few extra hours compared to the original).

- Gameplay will shift closer to the RPG-style of newer AC games:
- Loot and gear stats for Edward
- Inventory systems
- Combat leaning toward the RPG style rather than the choreographed combat of the original

- No loading screens when moving between ship and land

- Map is not bigger, but islands will be filled with more activities and side content.

- Expected to include cut content from the original, like parts of Mary Read’s storyline that were dropped in 2013.

- It’s not on the same “big budget remake” level as Resident Evil 2 or Silent Hill 2, but more of a faithful reimagining with updates.

- Uses Ubisoft’s new Anvil Pipeline engine (same as AC Shadows).

- Release window: currently targeted for early 2026 (likely March), though some sources…

vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 16, 2025, 4:38 PM

[little depot]

our rivalry begins today

[copper vapor]

this is gonna go well

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

"- Gameplay will shift closer to the RPG-style of newer AC games:

big mistake

[opal star]

Jesus christ.

[copper vapor]

BIG mistake.

BIG

mistake

[leaden pilot]

the game brokep

fug

[opal star]

They're going to butcher the naval combat.

[wild hamlet]

okso don't buy it. got it

[leaden pilot]

how the fuck are they doing this

genuinely

[leaden pilot]

GENUINELY HOW DO YOU MESS SOMETHING THIS EASY TWICE IN A ROW

[wild hamlet]

2 more hours of gameplay guys!

[leaden pilot]

ayeah

[blazing jackal]

[leaden pilot]

EXACTLY

LIKE

THE FUCK

[green granite]

Lighter and more modular than current run

[opal star]

Little graphic but they eat meat as soon as they can. Little guys have teeth.

[wild hamlet]

just put the fries in the bag

[blazing jackal]

Another release, tencent finally buys ubislop ass and maybe well see good games from their ips again.

[leaden pilot]

THEY FUCKED UP SKULL AND BONES

[little depot]

alternate ending net ease turns it into gacha slop

[leaden pilot]

THEN THEY FUCKED UP BLACK FLAG????

[wild hamlet]

doesn't change the fact that lasercut molle will wear out in less than a year forcing you to replace the whole thing

[leaden pilot]

WHAT NEXT

ARE THEY GONNA FUCK UP ROUGE AS WELL???

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/pepoyo-miku-amedama-does-she-gif-6295754608262282506

[leaden pilot]

I CANNOT FUCK UP HARDER THAN UBISOFT IF I TRIED

[sour rivet]

Bold of you to assume theyll remember rogue

[blazing jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/javier-bardem-anton-got-it-think-about-it-ok-gif-17428218

When average gacha slop is still better made than ubi stuff nowadays

[leaden pilot]

shush

[green granite]

I mean tbh if I have to get a laser cut for 400 and a molle for 500 then Id rather get a Gen 3 over Gen w

2*

[mighty kettle]

Aww

[blazing jackal]

I want my boy Sam Fisher to be free

[sour rivet]

Cant believe sparter gets attention of the news whilst i get NOTHING when i sent it earlier

Tester privileges smh smh

[opal star]

I really enjoyed rogue. The arctic environment is seldom used in games.

[wild hamlet]

I'd pay more for it to not fall apart in less than a year

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/begging-for-attention-viralhog-wants-attention-i-need-your-attention-poke-gif-11833843056670335860

[wild hamlet]

for any military, gear is single use

[leaden pilot]

not to mention the cool ass outfit

[wild hamlet]

you use it till it breaks and replace

for civilians that probably isn't an option

[leaden pilot]

eaugh

hardest drip

hardest fit

[wild hamlet]

guy I know went to buy new crye g3's due to his current ones wearing out. guy at the desk said they're pretty much single use, get replaced super often. he's had his set for 3 years

[sour rivet]

Peak menu music

[opal star]

The hardiest dogs out there, once they reach mushing age they mangle with bears and all sorts of wildlife. Sometimes polar bears if i'm in the arctic.

[mighty kettle]

Wow

[wild hamlet]

desk guy was surprised too how long his ones lasted

[mighty kettle]

My dog is legit just sleeping

That is

So cool

[opal star]

Sled dogs love to run, and usually don't have too many complaints about doing what they do.

[opal star]

Irish man sinking first rate ships and killing polar bears with a 6 inch blade. Love it.

[green granite]

500 for a used gear thats beat up is clinically insane

[sour rivet]

guys im almost 60 hours in my skyrim save and i have yet to do a single major storyline

am i cooked

[wild hamlet]

why buy it in the first place

much better stuff out there

for 500 you can buy a CPC or AVS used

[blazing jackal]

Nothing is lost, until you not visited spicy mods site. Then you could abandon any hope.

[green granite]

Cuz i am serving and I am trained with gear I am serving with

[sour rivet]

i aint goin to loverslab thats scary

if i want sex i got ostim

[green granite]

I dont have liberty like you to be able to wear custom gear to run around field exercise

[wild hamlet]

lol! laugh at user

[green granite]

Uh huh

[blazing jackal]

You know the evils name, your soul is touched by darkness. Be aware.

[wild hamlet]

my friend (leopard 2 crewman) gets to use his Opscore and CPC during exercises and wartime

[blazing jackal]

[sour rivet]

Lady Mara will protect me

[wild hamlet]

because the issued gear is literally just DDR leftovers

[green granite]

Good for your dude

[wild hamlet]

only thing he can't change is the headset because of the Leo 2's input being special

[green granite]

Dont see how that had anything to do w me

[wild hamlet]

just have it better here

[green granite]

And

[opal star]

🤔

[wild hamlet]

bleak

[opal star]

@leaden pilot

[green granite]

Also

500 for a used AVS for real?

[leaden pilot]

holy riser batman

[little depot]

looks edible

[green granite]

You can get a new one with all accessories for like 400

[green granite]

Well maybe an overstretch

But 500 for a used AVS is a 100$ ripped off

That shits should not go more than 350

Bags with Cummerbund new from Crye themselves is 500

If its a used CAGE then sure 500 sounds right

[wild hamlet]

forgot the harness

[green granite]

Damn no way they have that differently

[wild hamlet]

harness runs you another 300

[green granite]

Well

[wild hamlet]

CAGE/CPC runs 450-500 depending where you get it. salty UKSF surp ones are 450 at best

[opal star]

Can't be that phallic.

[green granite]

I still dont get why they sell gears separately

I guess MONEY

But ehh

[wild hamlet]

civilians aren't their primary customers

also don't forget the pads for the harness

[green granite]

I remember trying to plan to build a Whiskey 24 and I have to make a list to get like 400 different parts i swear it was a pain to form a list

[wild hamlet]

they run you another 80

[green granite]

Well better run with plate scratching your back then

[wild hamlet]

or not

pads are for airflow btw

[green granite]

I guess that can be dandy

[wild hamlet]

used a NCPC copy, nice airflow increase

also Ukrainians make AVS copies for under 400

[green granite]

You know I have been looking for genuine old Soviet vest for cosplay and so far its hard to come by

Forgot the name lemme see

[wild hamlet]

there's several

[green granite]

6b3

The one I found are usually Chinese replica

Trying to look for a real one

[wild hamlet]

I have sources for everything

[green granite]

Nice

Its good to live in an area where access to ruskiv gears are easier

Not that its impossible to find here but they tend to charge a lot for them

Like I know ik not dropping 300 dollars for a SMERSH

[wild hamlet]

just found one of those EMR backpacks for like 60 bucks

copped a CFP90 daypack instead

[wild hamlet]

for a newgen smersh

midgen are 200-250, oldgen can fetch 300

[green granite]

Huh

[wild hamlet]

newgen smershes were 60 bucks new on their website

[green granite]

Interesting

You have the website?

[wild hamlet]

they're 120 now due to war

sso-mil.ru

[green granite]

Thats still pretty nice price ngl

Oh wait the war

Yikes

Tariff makes it not accessible

[wild hamlet]

Cheeto thinks it's the country of origin paying the tariff

luckily don't have to deal with that, sourcing locally

[green granite]

I know