#╟❓general-offtopic
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"Hey Ivan, I just wanted to say my grandmother died recently. It's been really hard on me."
Gigachad ivan "You're pretty btw" 
The rizz is mind blowing
you wish
tbh thats maybe the issue with your nervousness, she didnt let you hold her hand, she wanted to hold your hand as well
think of it like that
FFS chat give ivan some actuall advice
stop being cunts
how do you forget that most of these dudes are uhhh

now ivan wants ppl to be respectful and serious about his shenanigans 
idk how to describe it
bad timing I think
also good luck with them !!!!!
fuck you mean "give him advice" i never dated a single person
That im the only guy adding something is crazy
I asked her to hold out her hand , she did and I held it
you only dated married ppl?
Sorry m8, being cunt is the only thing I'm good at
ah okay
its ok to overthink, its something you will have to correct over time as you realise there is no reason to do so
One way I describe some of the friends I have online, is if I had a daughter I probably wouldn't let her be anywhere near them lmao.
they call me a homewrecker the way i leave their homes
many scenarios your brain makes up are bullshit

its just trying to “protect” you by fucking you up
just gotta push forward and remind yourself none of this shit is real
your brain tricks you into thinking
she ain't wrong

Real talk, the fact that you're overthinking means you care about making it work with her, and you also care about her as well. Obviously don't go schizo, but being worried that you'll fuck up is a good sign that you're doing your best.
thats ok
hyperfixations though arent like
autism
but autist people get those
well thats one thing was she into you yapping about it tho
as i like to say, thinking is luck based and you have a lot of bad luck
she doesn't understand jack shit , but she listens to me
🎲 8
-# 2d6 🔀 [ 6, 2 ]
the girl is plain as white bread
thats good man
good
Girl im with at the moment actually seemed interested when i told her about my games
that shit scares me tbh
get you a girl that sees you playing angry birds and is like “lemme try”
The best part about healthy relationships is acknowledging someone is a chronic yapper, and still listening regardless of your understanding.
shes more experienced in dating than me and I told her this
however as I said shes respectful about it and still hasn't ghosted/blocked me so we're doing fine
the bar is high, i see 
Mostly because my partners in the past were into things i never liked, but I cared about them because they did.
bro is winning
who knows, maybe she likes the fact ur unexperienced and such
u can learn alot
she said I'm taking things at a snails pace


He's about to get a collar put on him, just saying.
not a bad thing necessarily
because who the fuck likes rushing things
for some reason made me think that the type would hit n run
a worthy sacrifice if it means I will get to be happy
ok and?
i think he likes purple
I never said that was negative
i like people who can be both assertive and the other word
If my girlfriend isn't slapping the shit out of me, I don't want her.
unpredictability is fun
heheh
a win is a win
i was kicked in the head once, and i cant remember for god who did it
how old are you if i may ask
she's giving you performance reviews and ratings? 
because i was drunk
@copper vapor im feeling tired so imma leave ABI for tmrw. Probably wont me nothing life changing
7.2, average
at least 4
ye I just finished installing it but won't play now either
A friend of mine recently had something with a really close friend and she came out the next morning and was like 4/10
jk im 23
ill give you some of mine
HAHH
same boutta be 24 😭
thing is, he is always bragging about what a womanizer he is 
I never did
usually those types who suck at everything past charisma
if I did , it was a joke and I wasn't serious
Nah he was hella pick me
Womanizer when he meets actual woman (he's never seen titties in his life)
I suck at talking to women
performative male
the fact I got this far is a miracle
means u got shit to learn, and you will learn
yay
maybe you should like
erase this "oh im talking to woman" thing from your head
the bitch willingly made out with me and held my hand
thats farther than most people have gotten in this server mind you
What i gathered from Steam page videos it looks like tarky but with cheapo recoil system aka ammo just blooms but who knows. Tmrw will tell 
Dude was being the attentive seeking girl when we drank one night because he dreamed that i had something with her. We just talked and i was literally talking to another girl all evening
THISSSSS
Ivan getting bitches 
my dude most woman are just moist dudes
talking to em is easy just
that mental block needs to go my friend
Lmao
because people genuienly think women are different creatures when talking to them
instead of well, people
she is
Ivan gets bitches left and right
I love being married
The moment you start speaking to women like humans instead of cryptid sightings, you'll feel a lot more comfortable.

gonna be married soon
It's impossible to keep track of them
Ivan sounds like me when i was 15
oh.. you edited
and its adorable a bit
i still remember the bitch he gave up a months back
Getting bitches left and right
because uhhhh

why are you telling ME this lmao
im gonna take your fucking liver if ur gonna be sad
Fuck you be happy
I am
Moist dudes
are those moistcriticals subscribers
take your liver and sell your liver
i hate when slitherman enter my thoughts
everyone is moist, we have blood
im past the point of being in relationships already im washed on that shit just like im washed on playing league of legends
Imagine the day all of offtopic gets laid
Not specifically you, just "True"
we'll see where things take us
ah i see
i give ivan 2 weeks before he tells us that he will become a dad
I prefer to be inexperienced and take things slowly
than rush like a dumbass and do or say shit she hates
MARRIAGE
or a mom 
or collared
honestly i read The Stranger by Camus right

Lmao
and i can relate to just accepting a random ass marriage proposal
You do you 
Baby Ivan when?
NOT soon
ill be the best man
nah bro nah nu uh
the world would never recover
I wouldnt want a mini version of me
ill come to the wedding in a dress
Hell no
Lmao
one of me is already hell on earth
everyone must know how bonita i can be
imagine 2
mini ivans first words are @
Laika is british btw
i would use my little one to do things
IM CRYING
I would teach him to rip my blue-rays
yeah because someone’s accent determines what they are
Somebody pin this shit

sir think of the potential tho you could make him worse then you in all aspects
gn

look at the last pinned message btw
i got work tommorow
he would be a menance for gamba 2.0
exactly
in response to me taking a cocktail of meds
man i wanna do a drug cocktail again
forr.. what is rhat
3 at once
Gamba 2
Mini Ivan pinging the whole fucking server
and see how long i go before dying
🎲 6
-# 2d6 🔀 [ 3, 3 ]
WELL FUCK
Lmao
not wrong

see , all I got is 
that's fuckin cooked
My wife is Italian
Meaning I get Italian in laws
And GOD are old Italian ladies not to be messed with
I roll a D20 roll to stop gooning and if its 21 I will stop gooning
without using @ everyone or here
im gonna put coke on a empty news
get me some gabagool eh?
sometimes in life
also why can i do @ here thats a dangerous permission to wield...
Didn't you think I was Italian
sometimes life is putting cocaine in a open wound
no
Mini Ivan would buy nitro for more characters to ping more people
i thought u were a yank
WTF is even happening in this channel?
I don't know.
im the bridesmaid

FALSE INFORMATION
I'm surprised you even returned
He is italian, but he's the new york italian who has italian ancestry 200 years ago and still insists they're italian.
im gonna fucking SLAY SHIT
OHHHHHH
so hes an amerikan
the brides maid part is true
thank u
The usual, stupidity.

ok gn for real now
when he says goodnight and sends bedge emoji but stays to chat for the next half an hour
My wife is born in Italy
I was born in Germany
Didn't live in Germany very long but
Bro is your son japanese lmao. Your family is the axis party.
Bruh.
who wants a slice of uhhhh meat
was never too high in here to begin with
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Not a whole lot. I only lived there till I was like 5.
I've lived in America as long as I can remember
i see
Who paid you to laugh at my jokes
at least his wife is still on his side, unlike musso...
whatever
the bots
Borka, where tf are you rn?
Still waiting in the Tulsa Airport
Offtopic thinks they're holier than brainfart, therefore they don't see that they descend to the brainfart
Sounds like the usual airport experience
Yep
what about the illegal betting den
🎲 7
-# 2d6 🔀 [ 6, 1 ]
FUUUUUUCK
I fucking hate flying because airports are straight ass
never seen it, no idea
Did the flight get delayed or are u still waiting for it 
Still waiting for it. I showed up early lmao

I hate that I cant bring illegal goods on aircraft 😔
RIP Pipnik tho
I personally am self aware that I'm a degenerate, but I keep myself on a leash instead of posting cropped gae porn before pinging 2 mods.
🌹
good
U showed up early? Why are u asking for the worst airport experience?
What the hell
@ grok hey look at this gae furry porn I cropped - average gray name newbie
gae tf2 porn?
I don't fucking know
ah i see
@turbid shuttle help me doing math
No
LOL, he's gone? Good riddance.


Pipnik gone, Prime back. What a world we live in
Prime cant stand Pipnik it seems
It's okay to be into freaky shit, but most of brain fart is lobotomized people trying to convince themselves they can function outside of discord lmao.
They can
Borka is roleplaying as anyone's parents when going to the airport, showing up several hours early
They just chosr not to
My dad leaving the house in the jurassic era to get to the airpoint on time (we're gonna be late anyways)
Me when my mom forced us to go to airport 2 days earlier for a flight
I still enjoy that sound (I think) found the fucking awsomedude alt 
Flight is soon though, so its fine
Yeah, it was lmao. I talked to him in VC a couple times, but it's not my place to report everyone.
He gave me 'Baby back bitch' vibes the whole ride through. Lol, he actually bounced.
I love getting a video talking about how Spotify free users are free after my stolen premium ran out 
Me when I have a desktop plugin giving me free premium
I still dont know who is awesomedude and why is he banned
i need one now tbh cause after 8 years i stopped paying and now im hearing ads all of a sudden 😭
I'm about to play ultra modded BG3, more than 350 mods
My my
I hope it won't break

stolen how
70% of them are CBBE Body Enhancement
I don't use those
I realized how dead inside my brain is when I started laughing out loud hearing the "wanna break from the ads?"
why not
from what i know he was making this 'xtreme graphics pack' that was comprised of stolen assets, random mods taken without permission etc
caliente is also doing bg3 mods? goddamn
I don't like them
it also ran like shit and was broken as fuck
valid
I couldn't get into BG3. I already personally dislike D&D, but the weirdest thing is how you'll meet people ingame and after like 30 seconds of knowing them, they're literally like "Me, you, bedroom, now."
so he got banned for robbery
ah so it was screwyou
Dawg I just met you, put your pants back on.
Interesting
Lmao
Thought that was a dude made like a netcode mod or something
And I think dude got banned for being a douschebag
Wouldn't you like to know weather boy
I keep saying this and ppl call me a hater
bro i didnt program my mouse to have previous/next track on spotify function to listen to the ads
bruh
I liked DnD and just choose ignore how horni npcs are
The game bugged and finished within an hour for me, didn't experience much after that. Much too big for me to keep it on my drive.
D&D is cool and all for the roleplaying, but the dice mechanic single handedly ruins the experience. I should not have to roll a dice for my character to swing a sword he's been using all his life properly. And BG3 is even more frustrating in that regard. Everyone's like "Omg the choices you get are so in depth!" it doesn't fucking matter because even if you want to make a choice, the game could very easily say no and now you're stuck with whatever is happening.
Man why are some important national news are locked behind paywall now
@opal star Tried borderlands 4 yet?
Was playing D&D one time with some friends and they had a new DM. In a dungeon, I roll to investigate a trap door on the floor, and this motherfucker says "So your character walks up, puts his foot on the trap door and dies. Make a new character."
Surprised I didn't commit a hate crime that night
top 10 capitalism
Not interested in the slightest.
I think to even be a DM for D&D, you have to be some level of a narcissist/egotistical bastard.
BL4 goes in the right direction for the series but still worse then 2 and the og from what I have seen
Being a DM feels like the playground rules of "I made the game so I can change it however I feel like it, and if I don't like what you're doing I'll stop you."
That dm is stupid as fuck lol
A good dm isn't like that
ah wait no it was sound
Not necessarily, yours was just stupid and lacked creativity
Yep lol
I hate when i step on the trapdoor that kills me
Borderland 4 has Battlefield 5 Syndrome
I know, just saying that I feel like most DM's have to be full of themselves to some degree. Doesn't have to be toxic or negative, but the concept of a dungeon master means you need to be confident to basically fuck over a bunch of people for your own entertainment lmao.
Yeah but not exactly that either. My philosophy is that it needs to be fun and engaging, and I work for the players, so the players can be as creative and wild as they can possibly be
What's funny is I rolled to investigate it. DM just goes "Well anyways I made you step on it like a dumbass and you're dead
" damn dude, maybe you could've like, asked me what I wanted to do before you put it in my ass raw.
That's why I like fabula ultima
did he even say HOW you died?
It's simplified
He said my character put his foot on the trap door to test it, fell in and died.
You want to pick a lock? Roll insight
That is unironically a shit DM
Thanks, that's really cool of you dude.
on all levels
Anyways I'm gonna jump you on your walk home tonight
Want to push a door, but you are a fighter and canonically you are strong? No need to roll, just push the door wide open
Some stuff doesn't need a roll
shoulda done a backflip man
Holy illiterate
dodge the fall
Dm wouldve said "nuh huh"
The concept of rolling I think is incredibly unfair, but not in an engaging way. It often feels like despite your efforts, a bad roll means you get utterly fucked in a way that felt unsatisfying. Not saying you can't get fucked by things out of your control, but for example, imagine I'm playing as a fighter or something, I roll to hit a fucking tree in front of me, and it turned out I got a 1 so my sword bounced off the tree and sliced my throat open.
Equivalent of a DM going "im gonna do hard-core dnd but more hard-core and without telling anyone" cause tf
wrong channel, ask in newbie chat and also maybe worth asking in his mod thread
I don't think it's a bad system, but dnd is not that great either. You should look towards other systems with improved dices and stuff
It makes your achievements feel less satisfying as well. Sure, I did something stupid and it worked great, but I didn't do jack shit. I rolled, got a nat 20, and did extremely well. That doesn't feel like I did anything myself.
it's even worse in video games imo
Thanks for the heads up but I cannot write in his mod channel
I still enjoy the one time I rolled a 2 and the enemy rolled a 1 so I fucking tripped on a rock and sliced the dude's neck open 
There's a reason why the dice system is popular and has been for decades, it works
But if you don't like it that's fine
There are rpg systems that don't include dices
I never said it doesn't, I'm just saying I personally hate it.
Why the hell is the new skate game capped at 30 fps on a 360hz monitor
So maybe play those
I was going to run a campaign of a urban fantasy system that didn't involve dice
To gaslight
i hate % chance more tbh
No matter the settings its stuck at 30 fps
like every game ever using % for crits
it's so fucking boring
90%? more like 0%
At least it's not like MGSV. In the settings, you have 60 fps cap, and for some reason you can also cap it at 30. Why? Who knows.
i think dead cells nailed it with conditional crits
I would much rather play at 60 then 30
how does it work? guaranteed crits based on your own actions?
@oblique belfry
Still wonder if I should get MGS5 on pc but I already have it on my console, kinda how I choose to play the series
no
you need to do specific things depending on each weapon
it's very unique
I think random chance can work great in games, but a lot of devs seem to think that random chance = getting fucked or winning based on RNG, instead of "I shoot an enemy and the bullet richocheted perfectly to do more damage."
Percent crit bleh
crits?
i just kick everything
Love needing to stack to exactly 100%
basically this
the weapons in this game are fun as fuck
The assassin's dagger is my drug in deadcells
new tonk 
I hate seeing this fucker
I share his name so when I scroll and saw the simping for the character I feel like throwing up
No way your name is Sebastian Solace
Entirely not the characters fault but idc
ok name of character
Streamers be making reels and short "this how you fix bl4 perfomance and go from 60 to 160fps" and its them with 4090 doing this

sebastian i think
Sebastian is all people use idc about the last name
i miss when homoerotic tf2 memes were a thing
where is this character from

The tik tok stuff? I have one in wallpaper 
shiyons? its anakin skywalker
if you mean the sebastian its from a roblox game
dune?
heheh

no the sebastian one
its from a roblox game

some underwater one
core
Roblox game that got way too popular for a month or two
i would rather not know
Also yoink
Im gonna steal it but im gonna let you know I did cause im not a asshole
Pressure
tik tik
whirling my dick cock
at people in walmartock
He got popular from his voice actor 100%
walmartock???
it has to rhym it's how music works
Walmart?
To the depths of 4chan you go.
well shit.
is that a mod
california...
why is he an inquisitor
Boss fight in the thingy u can do
ohhhhh
I think it's best for borka to be wanted in the state of california.
so fucking true
Sending in the tip as we speak.
nope
@turbid shuttle pakc your bags retard
Considering his hatred for it wouldn't be suprised if he was a wanted criminal there
@opal star On one summer evening I came like 20m from a female Moose while cycling. It was pretty cool 
He wouldn't have made a meaningful impact in California anyway.

Nice, next time make sure to go for its ears.
the fact that he has the exact same moveset as you is awesome
california can always live on even if destroyed
Ye
but also pretty broken because he doesn't need to worry about having force meter and he can just spam the unblockables 
rent free in borkas mind
mfs have the gall to say dark souls is hard
Hes meant to be either op as shit or just the hardest in game challenge idr
why not both
why?
They call it hard cause they refuse to use the tools at their disposal, tho I cant talk shit since I refuse to use summons because of ego
One moose two meese
oh
It didn't do that. Didn't have its kids near
Tho ig in a way I can admit its ego and not just go "using summons isnt the right way to play soulslikes" 
Cal in Fallen Order: Look I just want to be alive
Cal in Survivor: I am the danger
People already wondering if there is a third if hes gonna go full darkside abuse
Would be kinda cool ig
Or maybe they made him one of the gray jedi
Gray jedi are just excuses people want to use darkside shit and not be evil like 90% of the time ngl
I mean thats kinda cool
Instead of Ohhh im not gonna kill some evil dude cuz I am good
Its cliche af
I just see it (in legends) as the perfect use of the force is being a gray jedi like the first force users were like
And yes I am a star wars nerd 
Two interesting RGG games coming out? Peak
stranger than heaven
virtua fighter (i think i saw somth about this)
Kiwami 3
Not a fan of games like virtual fighter but ig 3 then ye
Digimon game? I dont have trust in a game like that ngl
Mostly cause I feel like somehow Nintendo will fuck it over
fable 4 tomorrow trust
They love their legal battles so atp I wouldn't be suprised
Even if it seems impossible
wouldn't put it against them
anyways, cyber sleuth was peam
surely story time stranger will surpass it

Idk either of these games 
I realize now that I have another day off wtf will I do on said day?

what does the f stand for
Female 👍
fuckedup
as much as it's "just an excuse", it's canonically correct to the original jedi
Isn't that the entire series
true
hahahahaha
the original jedi code wasn't like
"there is no emotion, there is peace"
it's
"emotion, yet peace"
it acknowledges both
instead of rejecting one
its confirmed
😔
I, uh, thought so?
ayo
i was wrong
i gotta kill myself
FUCK
DRG Survivor is out of early access
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$9.09
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waow
and on xbox gamepass
wiw
fr?
anyways
Birb want to see something fun
it better not be another brick
is galen marek
the best one

she was fr
Fans when they don't realize the point of the jedi order in the prequels is to show a dogmatic organization that has gone so far in the wrong direction it blinded them.
Little Urara taking a little bath :)
I know nothing about survivor
other than he uses a blaster and has the RDR2 aimbot thing
And a brick

Just kidding
I will say one good thing about Rey in Episode 8
she didn't listen to Luke and went to that "dark side cave" and discovered what was inside
she was curious enough to know both sides of the force instead of closing herself off from the dark side just because a salty old man told her to
Combined with the 'idgaf attitude.' 
dead eye
ye, that
Which wouldn't have been an issue if luke had been written even remotely similar to how his character progressed in the originals
Suddenly the dude who was able to see the good in his mass murderer sith father has an "instinct" to kill someone for showing signs of the darkside? I don't buy it.
Never
no one did
that luke was a travesty
bro rescued Anakin from the dark side and even tried to parley with the motherfuggin emperor
Like which fucking writer do I need to find
tbf that part is specifically from kylos perspective, but i also dont like the explanation from lukes perspective either
"uh oh my nephew seems a bit too edgy, better put him down"
bwah
No. That's from literally either perspective.
I guess you could say she didn't rey-n in her curiousity
The skywalker gene was kicking in 
she was rey-ing all of her options
oh hey a firing squad
Both explain it in a way that makes no fucking sense for luke's character progression
goodbye sam :D
Never once would I expect a Luke that came out of RotJ to ever have that reaction to the dark side.
leia being such a pushover as well. I guess I understand she got old and didn't have the energy to deal with the new order bullshit anymore, but ugh.
The writers simply did not do any actual research on character motivations
man the whole of the new trilogy and the lore they had to make up is absurd
like
lightsaber bleeding as to why sith used red lightsabers
that wouldn't have been so jarring if the new "resistance leader" wasn't such a shit character. Holdo is a worse character than Rose
when it was already established, they used synthetic ones
My issue with the sequels is despite the gutting of characters the movies are still kinda just shit despite it
as another show of force against the force
but nah, gotta make a whole edgy anger thing out of it
ya know as edgy as it sounds I kinda vibed with the whole bleeding thing...
actually this one is not that bad
This is one of the more "acceptable" ones they crafted
i didnt really, i preferred the whole synthetic crystals thing, but maybe thats just me
I haven't watched 9 but yeah, 7 and 8 were below mid
I think the kyber thing is bullshit as a whole
like in fallen order Cal explains that "the crystal chooses you"
The "somehow Palpatine returned" quote is all you really need to not like it ngl
Fuck outta here, it's a crystal, not a dog
force chooses, not crystals
such bad writing
like
But the random subplots, the under-utilization of character backgrounds, and the absolute fucking character assassination across the board.
I like the crystal bleeding dynamic but thats it ngl 
Dear god.
"somehow palpatine returned" is a meme but I don't think it's a bad line.
How the fuck would poe dameron know? He just says it because that's all he's got to say
"Palpatine returned"
someone was 100% gonna ask "how"
somehow, palpatine returned
and then he'd have to say
The problem is in the movie that's all u get from how he returned without reading comics

so I think 'somehow, palpatine returned' isn't as bad as ppl say
Modern marvel got the Disney treatment is the issue
Liked moon knight and daredevil buts thats about it
i still think its shit writing
I hate how Finn became so utterly useless midway through 8
boil in pot of milk
no
Playing skate with buddies when
that will give her strength
My main issue is that its all we get about him returning
"hahaha we're not out of touch, here's some really shit main characters who's motivations are something most people would say are not something you should aspire to!"
How does boiled milk give strength
greek
WHAAAT
that was a nice belch lmao
AH HELL NAW
DONT YELL
me getting into an argument with someone over which adventure time season had the best character arcs:
hi falco
THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING DID IT
The character trope of Finn was handled better...by a fucking comedian
Thats his thing
THAT'S WHY I GOT A YT NOTIFICATION ABOUT BLOCKUZA KIWAMI 3

I THOUGHT IT WAS THE USUAL USELESS VIDEO
Wtf is blockuza
HELL NAW
SOMEHOWWW
a shit ton
You'll awaken him further
What Birb is saying
blockuza 3 is the best yakuza game
LIKE BRO
the okinawa section is better than the kamurocho section, too
Do you think if he goes super sayian he'll start saying gabagool?

Nah thats stage 3, its what he screams before going against majin bugoli
sry I thought it was a good one
you did better tbh
What is the other game
It's the same the other way
stranger than heaven
Stranger then heaven
stranger than heaven
Heaven than stranger
Made in Heaven
Like a Dragon
Is blockuza 3 also the one where eye patch dude comes out of the sewers like a little rat to fight you 
Fuck he said it first
I'M CRUCIFIED
That's kiwami one
MANKIND KNEW THAT THEY COULD NOT CHANGE SOCIETY
SO INSTEAD OF REFLECTING ON THEMSELVES
THEY BLAMED THE BEASTS
Click here to stream and download more music from Army Of Lovers: https://lnk.to/ArmyOfLovers
#ArmyOfLovers #Crucified #vevo
HEAVEN OR HELL
LIKE MY SAAAVIOOOR
chinese mythology be like:
BLOCKUZA KIWAMI 3 LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i like this one
After one and two you dont see him too much from what I remember

So is this a remake or remaster?
So anyway, how are you today, @flat violet 
NEVER KILL YOURSELF
So what you're telling me is that I can airdrop spoils on falcos doorstep 
@ grok context? 🤔
we will kill you

MUSHROOM
LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL
On paper, unless they change something, it's basically the same game and the same story, what changes completely is the engine
Look up Kiwami 2

@marsh cargo @sour rivet new fashion
Blockuza is so shit any new engine will be an upgrade
AAAAAAA
i got the dodge stuff

not the block stuff
baller
Let's just say the gameplay sucks, plain and simple
I think I've had this knife for like 10 years or so?
you have a knife ?
nah i liked the gameplay
what u gonn do wit allat

i have one as well 
It's also like the 3rd time or so I mentioned it
100 euro gut knife 
💱 866 PLN (Polish Zloty) :flag_pl: is equal to 240.69 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:
goddamn
I used to have another huntsman
everyone is getting knifes like breakfast 
who is everyone
And I got them both for trading a M9 Bayonet Doppler Fade
not me
sold my ass for it
pyrson has one
azu has one
gex has one
börka had one
hate had one
But I borrowed the other huntsman to my friend and I never saw it again 
I'm not really mad about it tho
He can have it, it's just a digital knife
If it were real
That would mean war
meanwhile my friend gives me a knife then asks it back in 3 days
only for him to lose it on gamble
I did ask him to give it back but as I said, I don't really care
That was back in school so I could annoy him about it every day but I chose not to
I got the better one out of the two anyways 
Oh yeah and also back then those knives were worth around 1/3rd of what they do now
@oblique belfry how much is the beast in your region
I honestly would get back to CS (and would also open some cases) but I really don't like the gunplay
It's not very fun
my greedy ass would play it ONLY for the ability to make bank
That's what I did back in school, but I also played some ranked
I got to MGE and got bored
9 dollar
Peam
You made the daily salary of 1 turkish person

doge catching strays
leave that lil guy alone 
doge doesnt even have a wage
Is it strays if its true tho
dam he even got called little
I never mentioned Doge tho
we cant make fun of something he doesnt have
It's you guys
What flavor do you need
purple
sexo
Strawberry flavor is peak
i like the indigo falvor
We have some purple glue
aw hell yeah
hey @flat violet i need a favor 
Whatever it is prob shouldn't do it
why would YOU say such a thing
Cause
WHY THE FUCK DOES SKATE HAVE A DAMN QUEUE
Dude was basically a mercenary that can use the force and light saber
I hate live service games
especially when its FUCKING SKATE
WHY DID THEY DO THIS TO SKATE
nah im sniffing other things
im not charlie kelly
Aren't you on a plane.
E
No flight delay
Modified steam deck that barely runs the game
https://youtu.be/ZPYT_BC4toM?si=IhsPGT0g0k7NG2ze YEAHHHHHHHH
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aight enough stressing out on fallen order's combat challenges
time to play something comfy and cozy
nightreign
my teammates are raider and revenant
this is gonna go well

What
Okay this was peak
can we lift slowmode in betting den
"KIYRU-CHAN! WHERE ARE YOU!?"
bro was so terrified thinkin he ran him over
Done
tyvm
What game 
Oh '83

Raider is peak, and revenant bleed go crazy
tho teammates are usually shit with those two specifically
I still want to know what drug did Kojima take to create a female sniper character who is mostly naked
You don't need drugs to do that
Stealth diving is low-key fantastic
Viagra
You do , however, need drugs to come up with the explanation that she breathes through her skin
Acid
And you need even more drugs to come up with the rest of the Metal Gear series
Fent
Shower scene
The weirdest thing is that naked snake isn't naked or a snake
Fucking scammed, once again
I would love to be able to create female medic in MGSV and then they went under surgery to become Big Boss
And that big boss isn't very big
But he is a boss
Atleast you can punch uh
Very short people in MGSV
Punt them
Look, I respect the youth, they are the futute
I hate kids
But if they shoot at me, game is game
Actually punching them with a supersonic bionic hand is consider pretty merciful as they dont die
Your honor
They had a gun and that gun was actively shooting in my direction
I just made sure they will never be able to use a gun again
Venom is literally just Batman if you think about it
No
Dude can have him decided to not kill people but break every single bone in their jaw
It's up to the player if Venom is more of a Batman or more of a Joker
And I'm pretty sure he's somewhere in between
Naw
Create nukes for fun

Maximize War Criminality
@sour rivet UGHH
LIQUIDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!
this run actually went well
this raider player knew how to play
he moved to the side in order to place his ult next to the boss but not "in" the boss
he also got a good weapon to interrupt fulghor's magic cast, because none of us had lightning damage
extremely shitty map seed
3 locations with magic weapons
2 with bleed
1 with madness
SNAAAAAAAKEEEE!!!
100 points left to reach depth 3
Its weird raider players are known for being horseshit when their ability is the best for stance breaks, its just peak
That Pliskin dude is pretty cool, I hope he gets his own game
I woulda got it if I didn't lose 100 points 2 nights ago because the other guys quit
NO
THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE
I've been doing nothing but teleport bread play soulslikes for the past 3 days
I gotta get me some variety
let's see what I have installed...
That is where you draw the line?
that is the most normal thing there
I listened to one Rage Against The Machine song and now Spotify only recommends me audio books on terrorism, guerilla warfare, and revolution
welcome to the internet
naked woman in the desert, has weird superpowers when she gets wet?
tons of stuff more normal than that
wym superpowers when she gets wet
idk maybe cause they lay in one place for days without even flinching, shitting and pissing in their pants so if there's anything that could expose their position is the stench
No cuz I want to goon
nah prolly not it
And I need the drug that helps him coming up w all of these ideas

nah
my guy water has nothing to do with her bullshittery
Kojima is a schizo. So everything he makes is filled with that
hell, look at death stranding
what kind of sane person would make it
she 'feeds on water' like plants do sunlight
and her superpowers depend on her being "fed"
It makes negative sense
some of you guys talk about women in water having superpowers being weird like none of you seen h2o just add water
that show is peak cinema except last season
no u
lots of stuff is more normal than quiet
When tf did I even mention she has superpower in water
I did
Hold on
🫃

photo synthesis
why did you make that two words
be cause I can
dont kill your self
such as?

Quiet is pretty normal. She is a mostly naked woman. Literally nothing wrong about that.




