#╟❓general-offtopic

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timid hollow
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cant help you with that, you will become less nervous

upbeat verge
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nah I just tell her shes pretty

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its worked out so far

oak magnet
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AWWWW

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SO CUTE

torpid glacier
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The rizz is mind blowing

upbeat verge
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tbh I expected a bit more respect from you mongoloids

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my bad for expecting that

oak magnet
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hugs are literally the best thing on earth

copper vapor
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you wish

timid hollow
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tbh thats maybe the issue with your nervousness, she didnt let you hold her hand, she wanted to hold your hand as well

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think of it like that

frank hearth
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FFS chat give ivan some actuall advice
stop being cunts

oak magnet
frank hearth
copper vapor
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now ivan wants ppl to be respectful and serious about his shenanigans kekl

oak magnet
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idk how to describe it

plucky jolt
sour rivet
timid hollow
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That im the only guy adding something is crazy

upbeat verge
copper vapor
timber oxide
oak magnet
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its ok to overthink, its something you will have to correct over time as you realise there is no reason to do so

torpid glacier
sour rivet
oak magnet
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many scenarios your brain makes up are bullshit

zealous depot
oak magnet
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its just trying to “protect” you by fucking you up

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just gotta push forward and remind yourself none of this shit is real

sour rivet
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your brain tricks you into thinking

upbeat verge
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she said I'm turbo autistic

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because I yap about audio and dvds

copper vapor
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she ain't wrong

upbeat verge
torpid glacier
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Real talk, the fact that you're overthinking means you care about making it work with her, and you also care about her as well. Obviously don't go schizo, but being worried that you'll fuck up is a good sign that you're doing your best.

oak magnet
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hyperfixations though arent like

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autism

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but autist people get those

frank hearth
timid hollow
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as i like to say, thinking is luck based and you have a lot of bad luck

upbeat verge
frail leafBOT
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🎲 8

-# 2d6 🔀 [ 6, 2 ]

hexed stag
oak magnet
timid hollow
oak magnet
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she learns and you will learn from her shit

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y’know

timid hollow
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that shit scares me tbh

frank hearth
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have you gotten her talking about her interests yet

oak magnet
torpid glacier
upbeat verge
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shes more experienced in dating than me and I told her this
however as I said shes respectful about it and still hasn't ghosted/blocked me so we're doing fine

timid hollow
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the bar is high, i see kekl

torpid glacier
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Mostly because my partners in the past were into things i never liked, but I cared about them because they did.

hexed stag
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bro is winning

oak magnet
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u can learn alot

upbeat verge
green granite
upbeat verge
torpid glacier
oak magnet
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because who the fuck likes rushing things

rocky cove
upbeat verge
oblique belfry
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i think he likes purple

torpid glacier
oak magnet
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i like people who can be both assertive and the other word

upbeat verge
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we made out

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she said I did okay

torpid glacier
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If my girlfriend isn't slapping the shit out of me, I don't want her.

oak magnet
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unpredictability is fun

oak magnet
upbeat verge
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a win is a win

oak magnet
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i was kicked in the head once, and i cant remember for god who did it

rocky cove
copper vapor
oak magnet
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because i was drunk

static axle
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@copper vapor im feeling tired so imma leave ABI for tmrw. Probably wont me nothing life changing

upbeat verge
oak magnet
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of years

copper vapor
timid hollow
upbeat verge
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jk im 23

oak magnet
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ill give you some of mine

rocky cove
timid hollow
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thing is, he is always bragging about what a womanizer he is kekl

upbeat verge
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I never did

oak magnet
upbeat verge
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if I did , it was a joke and I wasn't serious

timid hollow
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Nah he was hella pick me

torpid glacier
upbeat verge
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I suck at talking to women

oak magnet
upbeat verge
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the fact I got this far is a miracle

oak magnet
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yay

rocky cove
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maybe you should like

oak magnet
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EVOLUTION

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biatch

rocky cove
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erase this "oh im talking to woman" thing from your head

upbeat verge
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the bitch willingly made out with me and held my hand
thats farther than most people have gotten in this server mind you

static axle
timid hollow
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Dude was being the attentive seeking girl when we drank one night because he dreamed that i had something with her. We just talked and i was literally talking to another girl all evening

frank hearth
oak magnet
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because people genuienly think women are different creatures when talking to them

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instead of well, people

upbeat verge
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she is

flat violet
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Ivan gets bitches left and right

turbid shuttle
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I love being married

torpid glacier
upbeat verge
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shes got fat tits

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ONGOD

turbid shuttle
oak magnet
flat violet
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It's impossible to keep track of them

timid hollow
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Ivan sounds like me when i was 15

rocky cove
timid hollow
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and its adorable a bit

oak magnet
turbid shuttle
oak magnet
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because uhhhh

upbeat verge
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god forbid I'm happy making progress chat

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GOD FORBID

oak magnet
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fucker

flat violet
oak magnet
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im gonna take your fucking liver if ur gonna be sad

turbid shuttle
upbeat verge
static axle
oak magnet
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take your liver and sell your liver

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i hate when slitherman enter my thoughts

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everyone is moist, we have blood

rocky cove
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im past the point of being in relationships already im washed on that shit just like im washed on playing league of legends

turbid shuttle
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Imagine the day all of offtopic gets laid

torpid glacier
upbeat verge
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we'll see where things take us

rocky cove
timid hollow
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i give ivan 2 weeks before he tells us that he will become a dad

upbeat verge
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I prefer to be inexperienced and take things slowly
than rush like a dumbass and do or say shit she hates

upbeat verge
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or collared

oak magnet
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honestly i read The Stranger by Camus right

upbeat verge
turbid shuttle
oak magnet
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and i can relate to just accepting a random ass marriage proposal

timid hollow
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You do you shrug

turbid shuttle
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Baby Ivan when?

upbeat verge
oak magnet
rocky cove
copper vapor
upbeat verge
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I wouldnt want a mini version of me

oak magnet
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ill come to the wedding in a dress

upbeat verge
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Hell no

turbid shuttle
upbeat verge
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one of me is already hell on earth

oak magnet
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everyone must know how bonita i can be

upbeat verge
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imagine 2

pallid raft
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mini ivans first words are @

turbid shuttle
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Laika is british btw

oak magnet
timid hollow
upbeat verge
oak magnet
turbid shuttle
oak magnet
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yet we dont hear yours

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fucker

turbid shuttle
oak magnet
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soundboard speaking ass

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I WANNA HEAR SOME ALASKAN TALK

upbeat verge
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alright fellas

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gn

frank hearth
oak magnet
turbid shuttle
upbeat verge
timid hollow
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look at the last pinned message btw

oak magnet
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i got work tommorow

frank hearth
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he would be a menance for gamba 2.0

timid hollow
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exactly

oak magnet
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man i wanna do a drug cocktail again

pallid raft
oak magnet
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3 at once

turbid shuttle
oak magnet
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and see how long i go before dying

frail leafBOT
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🎲 6

-# 2d6 🔀 [ 3, 3 ]

oak magnet
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WELL FUCK

upbeat verge
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see , all I got is true

oak magnet
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booooringgg

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gotta live a little man

turbid shuttle
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My wife is Italian
Meaning I get Italian in laws
And GOD are old Italian ladies not to be messed with

green granite
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I roll a D20 roll to stop gooning and if its 21 I will stop gooning

rocky cove
oak magnet
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im gonna put coke on a empty news

upbeat verge
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sometimes in life

rocky cove
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also why can i do @ here thats a dangerous permission to wield...

turbid shuttle
oak magnet
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sometimes life is putting cocaine in a open wound

oak magnet
turbid shuttle
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Mini Ivan would buy nitro for more characters to ping more people

oak magnet
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i thought u were a yank

opal star
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WTF is even happening in this channel?

oak magnet
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hes getting married

turbid shuttle
oak magnet
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im the bridesmaid

turbid shuttle
upbeat verge
hexed stag
torpid glacier
oak magnet
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im gonna fucking SLAY SHIT

upbeat verge
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the brides maid part is true

oak magnet
left mantle
upbeat verge
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ok gn for real now

oak magnet
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gn bitch

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go sleep that fat ass off

rocky cove
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when he says goodnight and sends bedge emoji but stays to chat for the next half an hour

turbid shuttle
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My wife is born in Italy
I was born in Germany

turbid shuttle
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Didn't live in Germany very long but

oak magnet
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doch

torpid glacier
oak magnet
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who wants a slice of uhhhh meat

left mantle
turbid shuttle
torpid glacier
timid hollow
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whatever

oak magnet
opal star
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Borka, where tf are you rn?

turbid shuttle
hexed stag
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Offtopic thinks they're holier than brainfart, therefore they don't see that they descend to the brainfart

vital venture
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Sounds like the usual airport experience

turbid shuttle
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Yep

rocky cove
frail leafBOT
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🎲 7

-# 2d6 🔀 [ 6, 1 ]

oak magnet
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FUUUUUUCK

turbid shuttle
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I fucking hate flying because airports are straight ass

hexed stag
vital venture
oak magnet
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you snitching?

turbid shuttle
rocky cove
green granite
hexed stag
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RIP Pipnik tho

torpid glacier
hexed stag
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🌹

oak magnet
vital venture
torpid glacier
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@ grok hey look at this gae furry porn I cropped - average gray name newbie

turbid shuttle
turbid shuttle
oak magnet
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ah i see

green granite
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@turbid shuttle help me doing math

turbid shuttle
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No

opal star
rocky cove
hexed stag
turbid shuttle
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Pipnik gone, Prime back. What a world we live in

green granite
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Prime cant stand Pipnik it seems

torpid glacier
# green granite What the hell

It's okay to be into freaky shit, but most of brain fart is lobotomized people trying to convince themselves they can function outside of discord lmao.

green granite
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They can

left mantle
green granite
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They just chosr not to

torpid glacier
green granite
left mantle
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I still enjoy that sound (I think) found the fucking awsomedude alt omegakekw

turbid shuttle
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Flight is soon though, so its fine

torpid glacier
opal star
rocky cove
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this alt?

vital venture
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I love getting a video talking about how Spotify free users are free after my stolen premium ran out KEK

torpid glacier
green granite
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I still dont know who is awesomedude and why is he banned

rocky cove
cunning bronze
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I'm about to play ultra modded BG3, more than 350 mods

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My my

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I hope it won't break

green granite
cunning bronze
vital venture
oak magnet
pallid raft
rocky cove
cunning bronze
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I don't like them

pallid raft
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it also ran like shit and was broken as fuck

oak magnet
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valid

torpid glacier
pallid raft
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so he got banned for robbery

left mantle
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ah so it was screwyou

torpid glacier
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Dawg I just met you, put your pants back on.

green granite
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And I think dude got banned for being a douschebag

vital venture
copper vapor
rocky cove
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bruh

vital venture
opal star
torpid glacier
# copper vapor I keep saying this and ppl call me a hater

D&D is cool and all for the roleplaying, but the dice mechanic single handedly ruins the experience. I should not have to roll a dice for my character to swing a sword he's been using all his life properly. And BG3 is even more frustrating in that regard. Everyone's like "Omg the choices you get are so in depth!" it doesn't fucking matter because even if you want to make a choice, the game could very easily say no and now you're stuck with whatever is happening.

green granite
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Man why are some important national news are locked behind paywall now

turbid shuttle
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@opal star Tried borderlands 4 yet?

torpid glacier
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Was playing D&D one time with some friends and they had a new DM. In a dungeon, I roll to investigate a trap door on the floor, and this motherfucker says "So your character walks up, puts his foot on the trap door and dies. Make a new character."

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Surprised I didn't commit a hate crime that night

opal star
torpid glacier
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I think to even be a DM for D&D, you have to be some level of a narcissist/egotistical bastard.

vital venture
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BL4 goes in the right direction for the series but still worse then 2 and the og from what I have seen

torpid glacier
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Being a DM feels like the playground rules of "I made the game so I can change it however I feel like it, and if I don't like what you're doing I'll stop you."

cunning bronze
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A good dm isn't like that

left mantle
noble basin
cunning bronze
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Yep lol

sour rivet
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I hate when i step on the trapdoor that kills me

green granite
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Borderland 4 has Battlefield 5 Syndrome

torpid glacier
# cunning bronze A good dm isn't like that

I know, just saying that I feel like most DM's have to be full of themselves to some degree. Doesn't have to be toxic or negative, but the concept of a dungeon master means you need to be confident to basically fuck over a bunch of people for your own entertainment lmao.

cunning bronze
torpid glacier
cunning bronze
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That's why I like fabula ultima

sour rivet
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did he even say HOW you died?

cunning bronze
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It's simplified

sour rivet
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or did you just

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fall over

torpid glacier
cunning bronze
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You want to pick a lock? Roll insight

torpid glacier
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Thanks, that's really cool of you dude.

left mantle
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on all levels

torpid glacier
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Anyways I'm gonna jump you on your walk home tonight

cunning bronze
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Want to push a door, but you are a fighter and canonically you are strong? No need to roll, just push the door wide open

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Some stuff doesn't need a roll

noble basin
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Holy illiterate

sour rivet
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dodge the fall

noble basin
oblique belfry
torpid glacier
# cunning bronze Some stuff doesn't need a roll

The concept of rolling I think is incredibly unfair, but not in an engaging way. It often feels like despite your efforts, a bad roll means you get utterly fucked in a way that felt unsatisfying. Not saying you can't get fucked by things out of your control, but for example, imagine I'm playing as a fighter or something, I roll to hit a fucking tree in front of me, and it turned out I got a 1 so my sword bounced off the tree and sliced my throat open.

vital venture
pallid raft
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wrong channel, ask in newbie chat and also maybe worth asking in his mod thread

cunning bronze
torpid glacier
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It makes your achievements feel less satisfying as well. Sure, I did something stupid and it worked great, but I didn't do jack shit. I rolled, got a nat 20, and did extremely well. That doesn't feel like I did anything myself.

obsidian sun
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it's even worse in video games imo

quiet quartz
left mantle
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I still enjoy the one time I rolled a 2 and the enemy rolled a 1 so I fucking tripped on a rock and sliced the dude's neck open omegakekw

cunning bronze
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There's a reason why the dice system is popular and has been for decades, it works

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But if you don't like it that's fine

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There are rpg systems that don't include dices

torpid glacier
turbid shuttle
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Why the hell is the new skate game capped at 30 fps on a 360hz monitor

cunning bronze
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So maybe play those

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I was going to run a campaign of a urban fantasy system that didn't involve dice

obsidian sun
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i hate % chance more tbh

turbid shuttle
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No matter the settings its stuck at 30 fps

obsidian sun
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like every game ever using % for crits
it's so fucking boring

left mantle
torpid glacier
obsidian sun
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i think dead cells nailed it with conditional crits

turbid shuttle
pallid raft
green granite
vital venture
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Still wonder if I should get MGS5 on pc but I already have it on my console, kinda how I choose to play the series

obsidian sun
torpid glacier
# obsidian sun i hate % chance more tbh

I think random chance can work great in games, but a lot of devs seem to think that random chance = getting fucked or winning based on RNG, instead of "I shoot an enemy and the bullet richocheted perfectly to do more damage."

carmine laurel
sour rivet
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crits?
i just kick everything

carmine laurel
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Love needing to stack to exactly 100%

obsidian sun
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the weapons in this game are fun as fuck

carmine laurel
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The assassin's dagger is my drug in deadcells

marsh cargo
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new tonk PepeHappy

obsidian sun
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i love spartan sandals

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or boy axe

vital venture
green granite
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Wdymmm

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Hes funny

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A bit sadistic but still

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Hes cool

vital venture
# green granite Wdymmm

I share his name so when I scroll and saw the simping for the character I feel like throwing up

green granite
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No way your name is Sebastian Solace

vital venture
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Entirely not the characters fault but idc

static axle
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Streamers be making reels and short "this how you fix bl4 perfomance and go from 60 to 160fps" and its them with 4090 doing this KekSkew KekSkew

obsidian sun
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sebastian i think

vital venture
oak magnet
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i miss when homoerotic tf2 memes were a thing

obsidian sun
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where is this character from

vital venture
pallid raft
opal star
oak magnet
pallid raft
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its from a roblox game

obsidian sun
pallid raft
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some underwater one

vital venture
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Roblox game that got way too popular for a month or two

obsidian sun
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i would rather not know

vital venture
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Also yoink

oak magnet
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i stole the propogander

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TIK TOCK

vital venture
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Im gonna steal it but im gonna let you know I did cause im not a asshole

green granite
obsidian sun
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tik tik
whirling my dick cock
at people in walmartock

vital venture
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He got popular from his voice actor 100%

oak magnet
obsidian sun
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it has to rhym it's how music works

green granite
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Walmart?

opal star
oak magnet
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found litre cans of beer today

copper vapor
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well shit.

oak magnet
obsidian sun
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california...

oak magnet
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why is he an inquisitor

vital venture
oak magnet
opal star
obsidian sun
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so fucking true

opal star
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Sending in the tip as we speak.

copper vapor
obsidian sun
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@turbid shuttle pakc your bags retard

vital venture
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Considering his hatred for it wouldn't be suprised if he was a wanted criminal there

hexed stag
opal star
copper vapor
opal star
copper vapor
oak magnet
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california can always live on even if destroyed

vital venture
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Ye

copper vapor
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but also pretty broken because he doesn't need to worry about having force meter and he can just spam the unblockables clueless

oak magnet
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rent free in borkas mind

copper vapor
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mfs have the gall to say dark souls is hard

vital venture
copper vapor
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why not both

hexed stag
copper vapor
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I love this fight tho

vital venture
carmine laurel
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One moose two meese

hexed stag
vital venture
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Tho ig in a way I can admit its ego and not just go "using summons isnt the right way to play soulslikes" clueless

green granite
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Cal in Fallen Order: Look I just want to be alive

Cal in Survivor: I am the danger

vital venture
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People already wondering if there is a third if hes gonna go full darkside abuse

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Would be kinda cool ig

green granite
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Or maybe they made him one of the gray jedi

vital venture
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Gray jedi are just excuses people want to use darkside shit and not be evil like 90% of the time ngl

green granite
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I mean thats kinda cool

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Instead of Ohhh im not gonna kill some evil dude cuz I am good

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Its cliche af

vital venture
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I just see it (in legends) as the perfect use of the force is being a gray jedi like the first force users were like

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And yes I am a star wars nerd KEK

vital venture
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RS 3 leagues?

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Also did that early access sequel? (If it is that) die already

sour rivet
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@flat violet @pallid raft

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blockuza shall be peak once more

vital venture
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Two interesting RGG games coming out? Peak

sour rivet
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stranger than heaven
virtua fighter (i think i saw somth about this)
Kiwami 3

vital venture
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Not a fan of games like virtual fighter but ig 3 then ye

verbal lodge
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don't forget the new digimon game next month

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where's my digi bros

vital venture
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Digimon game? I dont have trust in a game like that ngl

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Mostly cause I feel like somehow Nintendo will fuck it over

sour rivet
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fable 4 tomorrow trust

verbal lodge
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it's not affiliated with nintendo in anyway

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not even coming to the switch

vital venture
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They love their legal battles so atp I wouldn't be suprised

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Even if it seems impossible

verbal lodge
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wouldn't put it against them

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anyways, cyber sleuth was peam
surely story time stranger will surpass it

vital venture
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Idk either of these games champ

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I realize now that I have another day off wtf will I do on said day?

zealous depot
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My gut is

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A bubbling KekSkew

oblique belfry
blazing maple
timber oxide
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what does the f stand for

sour rivet
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uhh

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foxtrot?

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maybe

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i unno

vital venture
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Female 👍

blazing maple
sour rivet
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a word only sam can say

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SILENT HILL FA-

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🛏️

copper vapor
timber oxide
blazing maple
sour rivet
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they really need to fence off silent hill

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get a fan to blow the fog away

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idiots

blazing maple
copper vapor
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the original jedi code wasn't like
"there is no emotion, there is peace"

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it's

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"emotion, yet peace"

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it acknowledges both

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instead of rejecting one

sour rivet
vital venture
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I told you

sour rivet
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😔

blazing maple
timber oxide
copper vapor
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ayo

sour rivet
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i was wrong

blazing maple
sour rivet
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i gotta kill myself

vital venture
copper vapor
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sour rivet
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waow

copper vapor
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wiw

sour rivet
copper vapor
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anyways

timber oxide
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Birb want to see something fun

copper vapor
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grey jedi best jedi and that's that

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only thing better than grey jedi

sour rivet
copper vapor
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is galen marek

pallid raft
zealous depot
sour rivet
left mantle
timber oxide
sour rivet
copper vapor
timber oxide
sour rivet
timber oxide
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Just kidding

copper vapor
zealous depot
copper vapor
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what is the name of that power in rdr2

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I forgot

sour rivet
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dead eye

copper vapor
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ye, that

left mantle
copper vapor
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true

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but I think that dead horse has been beaten enough kek1

left mantle
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Suddenly the dude who was able to see the good in his mass murderer sith father has an "instinct" to kill someone for showing signs of the darkside? I don't buy it.

zealous depot
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Never

copper vapor
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that luke was a travesty

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bro rescued Anakin from the dark side and even tried to parley with the motherfuggin emperor

left mantle
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Like which fucking writer do I need to find

pallid raft
copper vapor
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"uh oh my nephew seems a bit too edgy, better put him down"

sour rivet
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bwah

left mantle
blazing maple
zealous depot
copper vapor
blazing maple
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oh hey a firing squad

left mantle
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Both explain it in a way that makes no fucking sense for luke's character progression

sour rivet
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goodbye sam :D

sour rivet
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:( thats mean

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@rocky turtle look at this fucking thing

oak magnet
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mill it

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kill

left mantle
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Never once would I expect a Luke that came out of RotJ to ever have that reaction to the dark side.

copper vapor
left mantle
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The writers simply did not do any actual research on character motivations

oak magnet
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like

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lightsaber bleeding as to why sith used red lightsabers

copper vapor
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that wouldn't have been so jarring if the new "resistance leader" wasn't such a shit character. Holdo is a worse character than Rose

oak magnet
#

when it was already established, they used synthetic ones

vital venture
#

My issue with the sequels is despite the gutting of characters the movies are still kinda just shit despite it

oak magnet
#

as another show of force against the force

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but nah, gotta make a whole edgy anger thing out of it

copper vapor
left mantle
#

This is one of the more "acceptable" ones they crafted

oak magnet
copper vapor
copper vapor
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like in fallen order Cal explains that "the crystal chooses you"

vital venture
copper vapor
#

Fuck outta here, it's a crystal, not a dog

oak magnet
#

force chooses, not crystals

left mantle
#

But the random subplots, the under-utilization of character backgrounds, and the absolute fucking character assassination across the board.

vital venture
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I like the crystal bleeding dynamic but thats it ngl KEK

left mantle
#

Dear god.

copper vapor
oak magnet
#

palpatine, is alive

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sounds better than

copper vapor
#

"Palpatine returned"
someone was 100% gonna ask "how"

oak magnet
#

somehow, palpatine returned

copper vapor
#

and then he'd have to say

vital venture
copper vapor
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"I dunno"

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and give a shrug

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laugh track

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marvel humor

zealous depot
left mantle
#

god modern marvel is so fucking ass

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the mcu specifically

copper vapor
#

so I think 'somehow, palpatine returned' isn't as bad as ppl say

zealous depot
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Modern marvel got the Disney treatment is the issue

vital venture
oak magnet
copper vapor
blazing maple
sour rivet
turbid shuttle
sour rivet
#

that will give her strength

vital venture
left mantle
zealous depot
#

How does boiled milk give strength

sour rivet
#

greek

flat violet
copper vapor
flat violet
#

AH HELL NAW

sour rivet
blazing maple
#

me getting into an argument with someone over which adventure time season had the best character arcs:

sour rivet
#

hi falco

flat violet
#

THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING DID IT

left mantle
zealous depot
#

Oh no, Falco has awoken

sour rivet
#

sorry guys

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hes gonna kill us

turbid shuttle
flat violet
#

THAT'S WHY I GOT A YT NOTIFICATION ABOUT BLOCKUZA KIWAMI 3

zealous depot
flat violet
#

I THOUGHT IT WAS THE USUAL USELESS VIDEO

zealous depot
#

Wtf is blockuza

flat violet
#

HELL NAW

sour rivet
#

like

sour rivet
#

a shit ton

vital venture
copper vapor
flat violet
pallid raft
#

blockuza 3 is the best yakuza game

flat violet
#

LIKE BRO

pallid raft
#

the okinawa section is better than the kamurocho section, too

zealous depot
sour rivet
vital venture
blazing maple
sour rivet
#

you did better tbh

flat violet
timber oxide
pallid raft
#

stranger than heaven

vital venture
flat violet
#

stranger than heaven

sour rivet
#

Heaven than stranger

flat violet
#

Made in Heaven

sour rivet
#

Like a Dragon

zealous depot
#

Is blockuza 3 also the one where eye patch dude comes out of the sewers like a little rat to fight you omegakekw

vital venture
#

Fuck he said it first

flat violet
#

I'M CRUCIFIED

sour rivet
#

MANKIND KNEW THAT THEY COULD NOT CHANGE SOCIETY

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SO INSTEAD OF REFLECTING ON THEMSELVES

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THEY BLAMED THE BEASTS

flat violet
sour rivet
#

HEAVEN OR HELL

flat violet
#

LIKE MY SAAAVIOOOR

blazing maple
#

chinese mythology be like:

flat violet
#

BLOCKUZA KIWAMI 3 LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

copper vapor
sour rivet
vital venture
zealous depot
oblique belfry
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AAAAAAAAAAA

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@thick plover

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GET FUCKED

oblique belfry
#

HAHAHHAHAHA

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SHRIMPLE

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AS

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THAT

zealous depot
#

So is this a remake or remaster?

sour rivet
#

remake

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ish

flat violet
#

Yeah

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Not really a remake

timber oxide
#

So anyway, how are you today, @flat violet KekSkew

oblique belfry
#

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

zealous depot
oblique belfry
#

LIFE IS GOOD

left mantle
oblique belfry
#

it released today

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11 bucks

oblique belfry
#

HAHAHHA

#

WE'RE RICH

timber oxide
sour rivet
#

MUSHROOM

oblique belfry
cunning bronze
flat violet
copper vapor
cunning bronze
pallid raft
#

so in reality kiwami 3 is gonna be downgrade

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rip

flat violet
pallid raft
#

blockuza wasnt even that blocky

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i didnt get the block stuff

oblique belfry
#

AAAAAAA

pallid raft
#

i got the dodge stuff

oblique belfry
pallid raft
#

not the block stuff

flat violet
#

Let's just say the gameplay sucks, plain and simple

timber oxide
#

I think I've had this knife for like 10 years or so?

oblique belfry
pallid raft
#

nah i liked the gameplay

sour rivet
oblique belfry
#

maybe the beast ohno

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or bl4 ohno

sour rivet
#

wait on bl4

timber oxide
oblique belfry
timid hollow
timber oxide
#

It's also like the 3rd time or so I mentioned it

timid hollow
#

100 euro gut knife kekcry

frail leafBOT
#

💱 866 PLN (Polish Zloty) :flag_pl: is equal to 240.69 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

oblique belfry
#

goddamn

timber oxide
#

I used to have another huntsman

oblique belfry
#

everyone is getting knifes like breakfast Wahh

sour rivet
#

who is everyone

timber oxide
#

And I got them both for trading a M9 Bayonet Doppler Fade

sour rivet
#

not me

timid hollow
#

sold my ass for it

oblique belfry
#

pyrson has one
azu has one
gex has one
börka had one
hate had one

timber oxide
#

But I borrowed the other huntsman to my friend and I never saw it again hmmtodayiwill

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I'm not really mad about it tho

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He can have it, it's just a digital knife

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If it were real

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That would mean war

oblique belfry
#

only for him to lose it on gamble

timber oxide
#

I did ask him to give it back but as I said, I don't really care

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That was back in school so I could annoy him about it every day but I chose not to

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I got the better one out of the two anyways kek1

sour rivet
#

i wanna get the beast

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but i also wann save my monee

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hmmm

timber oxide
#

Oh yeah and also back then those knives were worth around 1/3rd of what they do now

sour rivet
#

@oblique belfry how much is the beast in your region

timber oxide
#

I honestly would get back to CS (and would also open some cases) but I really don't like the gunplay

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It's not very fun

sour rivet
#

my greedy ass would play it ONLY for the ability to make bank

timber oxide
#

That's what I did back in school, but I also played some ranked

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I got to MGE and got bored

thick plover
#

Peam

#

You made the daily salary of 1 turkish person

timber oxide
#

Daily?

#

That's some turk's entire life savings

copper vapor
#

doge catching strays

sour rivet
#

leave that lil guy alone madge1

oak magnet
#

doge doesnt even have a wage

vital venture
#

Is it strays if its true tho

copper vapor
#

dam he even got called little

timber oxide
#

I never mentioned Doge tho

oak magnet
#

we cant make fun of something he doesnt have

timber oxide
#

It's you guys

sour rivet
#

Pyrson

#

im in need of your finest glue

timber oxide
#

What flavor do you need

sour rivet
#

purple

rocky cove
#

you guys are still sniffing glue

#

crazy

sour rivet
#

sexo

vital venture
#

Strawberry flavor is peak

pallid raft
#

i like the indigo falvor

timber oxide
sour rivet
#

aw hell yeah

rocky cove
#

hey @flat violet i need a favor PepeHappy

vital venture
#

Whatever it is prob shouldn't do it

rocky cove
#

why would YOU say such a thing

vital venture
#

Cause

turbid shuttle
#

WHY THE FUCK DOES SKATE HAVE A DAMN QUEUE

green granite
turbid shuttle
#

I hate live service games

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especially when its FUCKING SKATE

#

WHY DID THEY DO THIS TO SKATE

oak magnet
#

im not charlie kelly

opal star
sour rivet
#

E

turbid shuttle
turbid shuttle
#

Modified steam deck that barely runs the game

green granite
timid hollow
copper vapor
#

aight enough stressing out on fallen order's combat challenges

#

time to play something comfy and cozy

#

nightreign

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my teammates are raider and revenant kek1 this is gonna go well

marsh cargo
rocky cove
sour rivet
#

bro was so terrified thinkin he ran him over

flat violet
rocky cove
zealous depot
#

Oh '83

vital venture
#

tho teammates are usually shit with those two specifically

green granite
#

I still want to know what drug did Kojima take to create a female sniper character who is mostly naked

timber oxide
#

You don't need drugs to do that

hearty wyvern
#

Stealth diving is low-key fantastic

timber oxide
#

You do , however, need drugs to come up with the explanation that she breathes through her skin

timber oxide
#

And you need even more drugs to come up with the rest of the Metal Gear series

timber oxide
#

She also drinks through her skin

#

Anyway

#

Not the weirdest thing in the series

hearty wyvern
#

The weirdest thing is that naked snake isn't naked or a snake

timber oxide
green granite
#

I would love to be able to create female medic in MGSV and then they went under surgery to become Big Boss

hearty wyvern
#

And that big boss isn't very big

timber oxide
#

But he is a boss

green granite
#

Very short people in MGSV

timber oxide
#

Children

#

Punch those little fucks

hearty wyvern
#

Punt them

green granite
#

Look, I respect the youth, they are the futute

timber oxide
#

I hate kids

green granite
#

But if they shoot at me, game is game

#

Actually punching them with a supersonic bionic hand is consider pretty merciful as they dont die

timber oxide
#

Your honor
They had a gun and that gun was actively shooting in my direction

#

I just made sure they will never be able to use a gun again

green granite
#

Venom is literally just Batman if you think about it

timber oxide
#

No

green granite
#

Dude can have him decided to not kill people but break every single bone in their jaw

timber oxide
#

It's up to the player if Venom is more of a Batman or more of a Joker

#

And I'm pretty sure he's somewhere in between

green granite
#

Naw

#

Create nukes for fun

#

Maximize War Criminality

#

@sour rivet UGHH

#

LIQUIDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!

copper vapor
#

this run actually went well

copper vapor
#

he also got a good weapon to interrupt fulghor's magic cast, because none of us had lightning damage

#

extremely shitty map seed

#

3 locations with magic weapons
2 with bleed
1 with madness

sour rivet
copper vapor
#

100 points left to reach depth 3

vital venture
#

Its weird raider players are known for being horseshit when their ability is the best for stance breaks, its just peak

timber oxide
copper vapor
#

I woulda got it if I didn't lose 100 points 2 nights ago because the other guys quit

green granite
#

THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE

copper vapor
#

I've been doing nothing but teleport bread play soulslikes for the past 3 days

#

I gotta get me some variety

#

let's see what I have installed...

slim blaze
#

that is the most normal thing there

little depot
#

what is it with snipers

#

its always the snipers

gray hamlet
#

I listened to one Rage Against The Machine song and now Spotify only recommends me audio books on terrorism, guerilla warfare, and revolution

copper vapor
sour rivet
#

wym superpowers when she gets wet

rocky cove
# little depot what is it with snipers

idk maybe cause they lay in one place for days without even flinching, shitting and pissing in their pants so if there's anything that could expose their position is the stench

green granite
rocky cove
#

nah prolly not it

green granite
#

And I need the drug that helps him coming up w all of these ideas

copper vapor
sour rivet
slim blaze
#

Kojima is a schizo. So everything he makes is filled with that

#

hell, look at death stranding

slim blaze
#

what kind of sane person would make it

copper vapor
#

she 'feeds on water' like plants do sunlight
and her superpowers depend on her being "fed"

slim blaze
#

It makes negative sense

rocky cove
#

some of you guys talk about women in water having superpowers being weird like none of you seen h2o just add water

sour rivet
rocky cove
#

that show is peak cinema except last season

copper vapor
green granite
#

When tf did I even mention she has superpower in water

green granite
#

Hold on

little depot
#

🫃

rocky cove
little depot
#

photo synthesis

rocky cove
#

why did you make that two words

little depot
#

be cause I can

rocky cove
#

im killing myself

#

good night chat

little depot
#

dont kill your self

slim blaze
rocky cove
green granite
slim blaze
#

Quiet is pretty normal. She is a mostly naked woman. Literally nothing wrong about that.