╟❓general-offtopic

[sour rivet]

Dont you womp womp me

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/womp-womp-cat-gif-12768989307250413732

[real aspen]

guh :(

[frozen void]

@blazing maple

[sour rivet]

Da knight

[uneven sapphire]

[carmine laurel]

gw

[proven tundra]

Nice

[uneven sapphire]

Recovery time 65 hours

[carmine laurel]

what watchi s that

[uneven sapphire]

Garmin fenix 8

[carmine laurel]

ty ty

[uneven sapphire]

🫡

[proven tundra]

[uneven sapphire]

My legs are already regretting being mine

[carmine laurel]

jesus fuck its expensive here

[hexed kernel]

47's va is so good in this one

buttery smooth voice

[uneven sapphire]

It is a 1k watch

[sour rivet]

gaw dayum

[static axle]

they released a patch, somehow it runs slightly worse

[sour rivet]

premium game for premium gamers

[static axle]

AAAA gaming

[uneven sapphire]

My fuck ass mis stepped at 6km and almost fell

[oak magnet]

mann

[snow tree]

To jork it or not to jork it, that is the gooning

[real aspen]

surely a fitness monitor/watch would be reinforced against physical impact

surely

[oak magnet]

call it

heads or tails

[snow tree]

Tails

Always tails

[frail leaf]

Tails

[static axle]

kreoo got infected with iedyng

[snow tree]

Easy

[oak magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/wat-gif-12067866563295373623

[snow tree]

I'm tellin you man, tails never fails

[frail leaf]

Heads

[oak magnet]

solid

[snow tree]

He merely adopted the goon, I was born in it, molded by it, I haven't seen sun before I gooned my twentieth blast

[snow tree]

Doesn't count as I didn't gamba with Mikyoner

[oak magnet]

true

im having air fried chicken stip

steiper

fugk

[snow tree]

I'm having some chips

[frail leaf]

🎲 2

-# 1d20

[static axle]

He merely adopted the goon, I was born in it, molded by it, I didnt see pussy before my hands got hairy

[uneven sapphire]

I’ll be having burbur

[frail leaf]

🎲 20

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[snow tree]

Easy

[carmine laurel]

[snow tree]

[carmine laurel]

[snow tree]

Maaaaan

[frail leaf]

🎲 7

-# 1d10

[snow tree]

Easy

[uneven sapphire]

Need some mind food after this

[snow tree]

Need some head you mean?

😏

[carmine laurel]

i was thinking it

[snow tree]

He was thinking it

We were thinking it

Watching JJK 2

Thanks Shion for telling me to just watch it

[uneven sapphire]

[snow tree]

[frail leaf]

🎲 4

-# 2d6 🔀 [ 3, 1 ]

[oak magnet]

FUCKER FUCKER

[frail leaf]

🎲 11

-# 2d6 🔀 [ 6, 5 ]

[snow tree]

Easy

[real aspen]

why is youtube recommending me videos about beetles eating a fish

[proven tundra]

I believe I shall also have burger for supper

[oak magnet]

one more

one more

[frail leaf]

🎲 5

-# 2d6 🔀 [ 4, 1 ]

[snow tree]

I had two cheeseburgers for lunch

[oak magnet]

AGAIN???

[frail leaf]

🎲 4

-# 2d6 🔀 [ 2, 2 ]

[snow tree]

[real aspen]

the bot's rigged

dont you know?

[frail leaf]

🎲 10

-# 2d6 🔀 [ 6, 4 ]

[snow tree]

Burger is good food man

Best if made yourself

[oak magnet]

i agree

[proven tundra]

We're going out to eat, my daughter's treat

[oak magnet]

double smash cheeseburger is GOATED

[proven tundra]

Gonna get the biggest burger they have

And gravy for my fries

[oak magnet]

noid

[snow tree]

Bless up Ratdad

[oak magnet]

blessed with pagan lithuanian energy

the god of thunder wont strike you today

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

finally done holy shit

just 8 more to go

[oak magnet]

blessed by the light of fire

[real aspen]

is this makarov but new

kinda looks like makarov with one of those fat grips

[carmine laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-jjk-sukuna-gif-4698560404000537663

[raven swan]

[hexed stag]

is it in 9x18?

[real aspen]

9x19

[copper vapor]

I got 87 steam market listings of shitty KF2 items for 1 cent each

not even the bots are buying them

[hexed stag]

then not a Makarov

[raven swan]

Stonks 📈

[copper vapor]

it would be stonks if anyone bought them

[worn quail]

Kf2?

[raven swan]

Isn't there a 9x19 conversion of the makarov?

[copper vapor]

kentucky fried 2 (Killing Floor 2)

[raven swan]

I swear I've read about it

[uneven sapphire]

All this food just to be still in a 1k calorie deficit

[real aspen]

how do you even keep track of that stuff

measure everything?

[uneven sapphire]

I enter it after I eat it

Or before

[uneven sapphire]

Yuh

[real aspen]

[uneven sapphire]

My watch keeps track of the burned calories

[real aspen]

i tried doing that stuff once but the foods i eat are too complex for it

and i dont measure ingredients when cooking

[uneven sapphire]

No such things

I only measure what actually contain calories the main ingredients and oil

[real aspen]

hmm lets see

yeah i guess it's not that complex

crushed walnuts with onion and garlic and shitload of spices for sauce, then boiled-then-roasted chicken in that

could probably calculate calories if i measured everything

[uneven sapphire]

Yuh

[plucky jolt]

chicken burger's strongest warrior

[real aspen]

but how do i measure servings after

[uneven sapphire]

Yup

[real aspen]

considering all the different parts of chicken would be mixed

and different amount of sauce each time

sounds like a pain really

could average the chicken i guess

[uneven sapphire]

Add the whole weight together then devide it into equal portions

[real aspen]

would need to do chicken and sauce separately i think

because sometimes i pour out just the sauce for a snack

[latent hazel]

What app is that

[static axle]

you just toss the gun and dont shoot it @carmine laurel

[carmine laurel]

ok

sold

[real aspen]

what the fuck is an ounce

[static axle]

also clingy drone

[hexed stag]

unit of weight

[carmine laurel]

peak

[real aspen]

damn

[uneven sapphire]

Yazio

[uneven sapphire]

All nuts are extremely calorie dense

[pallid sapphire]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2088550/Dying_Breed/

Steam

Dying Breed

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Release Date

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▶ Play video

7th October

[static axle]

it has a woman voice too

[pallid sapphire]

Release date woop woop

[uneven sapphire]

Dates too

[carmine laurel]

look man, the formula works

[uneven sapphire]

80grams of dates have like 500 calories

[static axle]

[uneven sapphire]

[real aspen]

i dont think i've ever eaten dates actually

maybe a bite of dried before deciding i dont want them

way too sweet

[uneven sapphire]

Trail hikers best friend

[copper vapor]

[uneven sapphire]

Also I probably won’t my self a doctors visit

Won*

[static axle]

cant even complain shit does good dmg

[real aspen]

did you break something

[uneven sapphire]

No

[copper vapor]

how's the story/humor so far

[static axle]

it good

even recomendable

[uneven sapphire]

But my right ankle didn’t appreciate me stepping on it too much

[real aspen]

eh that'll heal

[uneven sapphire]

Yeah but I also don’t wanna go to work

[real aspen]

[turbid shuttle]

K20

[real aspen]

https://youtu.be/K0qwMPUlY5c?si=nQycKcsiSoEKo9RU

[static axle]

it still has those borderlands moments when you just sigh. but overall its good writing wise

[turbid shuttle]

@green granite Solid?

[real aspen]

turns out that dumbass rectangle scope from rainbow 6 is real

[turbid shuttle]

ooh

[real aspen]

wish he'd explain how it works though

[rocky turtle]

looks like peak

[turbid shuttle]

Daily shitpost

[slim magnet]

https://youtu.be/v9-xMfmPxBo

[copper vapor]

what movie is this from again

[turbid shuttle]

I don't remember

Don't know I should say

[opal star]

I've been meaning to ask, you carry?

[turbid shuttle]

Never watched it

[slim magnet]

oh that's long ammo dum dum

[copper vapor]

sharkboy and lava girl

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNxeoMr8zmE

[turbid shuttle]

Yes, just a Glock 19

[opal star]

Let's see the sucker.

[turbid shuttle]

When I get home, I'm at the airport currently

can't just pull it out

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-gif-7202518248086882735

[copper vapor]

technically you can
there'll be consequences, but you can

[carmine laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/out-of-line-anthony-mackie-sam-wilson-falcon-the-falcon-and-the-winter-soldier-gif-21182970

[broken mountain]

Okay, do a funny one

take it out and try to hijack an aircraft

[real aspen]

is that

fucking

buttons

in a car

awesome

[real aspen]

!apple

[solid sundial]

🍅

[real aspen]

juis

[arctic flicker]

tactical sippy juice box

[real aspen]

why does it take 16 minutes to show some dumbass large things

...actually

[runic condor]

That’s a weird looking gear stick

[static axle]

[real aspen]

i could say that about every single one of those "phobia" videos

[turbid shuttle]

Anyway what vehicle is that

[slim magnet]

wow radius has a unit now that's actually cool

but it's super weird that it's centimeters instead of just meters

[opal star]

Trail blazer.

[turbid shuttle]

Nice

[opal star]

Nothing compared to this beast however.

2025 Silverado 2500 ZR2.

[real aspen]

personally i find headlights like that super ugly

[green granite]

Not solid

[real aspen]

and the grille, too fat

[green granite]

Just metal gear

[turbid shuttle]

Dayum, very nice

[real aspen]

i want something like one of those 80s/90s offroad vans

[turbid shuttle]

Nicest truck I own is my 2015 F-250

[real aspen]

like this

want it

[green granite]

I always want a camper

[opal star]

They look fine.

[green granite]

I just dont know where I can store one

[real aspen]

outside, duh

that's what it's made for

[green granite]

I swear at this point im going to block you like how Shiyon did

[slim magnet]

our dog seems to be on her last leg

pun intended

[real aspen]

but am i wrong

cars go outside

[slim magnet]

but it doesn't seem she has that much time left

[carmine laurel]

[real aspen]

why does she have one leg

[slim magnet]

i just hope she gets to stay around long enough to get through the national holidays so that sha can much on beef

[real aspen]

what happened to other 3

[slim magnet]

because that's terrible timing

[real aspen]

gu h

[timber oxide]

Sorry, I was hungy

[real aspen]

damn

[broken mountain]

I hope it will get all the beef in the world

[real aspen]

i fucking love high pressure sodium

i want to replace my blood with it

and become g l o w

[broken mountain]

What the actual fuck

A decomposed body was found in the car of d4vd

[real aspen]

[broken mountain]

a 15 year old girl

Jesus fucking Christ

[real aspen]

how does that even happen

[timber oxide]

p!who

[muted gyro]

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[broken mountain]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKL3TceSxvk I have no words about this song anymore

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-crazy-dexter-morgan-michael-c-hall-dexter-new-blood-gif-15524935682418200858

[broken mountain]

why the fuck

cant one person that I like do NOTHING wrong

Naah, kill a 15 year old and leave her in your tesla

[timber oxide]

Ew, tesla

Arrest this man

[broken mountain]

His last video

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[oblique belfry]

got a gnar pentakill

[real aspen]

i love how i dont know that language but still understand it

[broken mountain]

[oblique belfry]

wait what did d4vd do

oh the corpse

on trunk

[broken mountain]

yep

[oblique belfry]

was it his ?

[obsidian sun]

what

[oblique belfry]

i mean the car

[broken mountain]

I liked his music so much

[obsidian sun]

bro what

[broken mountain]

yep

[oblique belfry]

goddammit

[real aspen]

my question is how does it not get discovered earlier

[oblique belfry]

[opal star]

Quite the week.

[obsidian sun]

give me context man what the hell

[broken mountain]

a decomposing body of a 15 year old was found in his trunk

Jesus fucking CHRIST

First kirk

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/dread-gif-9297534368979050018

[turbid shuttle]

As a Ford guy, Chevy makes the only good looking modern trucks

[broken mountain]

then the ukrainian refugee, I dont know the order

[obsidian sun]

what the fuck

[broken mountain]

d4vd

[hexed stag]

why would you ask this? surely you already know what a Glock 19 looks like

[oblique belfry]

all in same week btw

[broken mountain]

drones in poland

what the fuck

[obsidian sun]

wow that was dark

[oblique belfry]

all in same week

[opal star]

The devil is in the details.

[broken mountain]

next week we will get world war 3 100%

[real aspen]

sweden bring out extra firepower

[obsidian sun]

i was gonna goon post then i saw that

[timber oxide]

Ay, sorry, my order got misdirected

[broken mountain]

fuck off

a siren was going off at my friends' town

people were going insane

[hexed stag]

lookin out for switches?

[broken mountain]

that another drone attack is coming

[timber oxide]

I'll tell them next time to target you and only you

[broken mountain]

and an f16 rocket landed in a house today

or yesterday

[obsidian sun]

you know i would share my thoughts but

[real aspen]

the world's killing itself

and im just trying to land a job

[real aspen]

[obsidian sun]

it's a big distraction job

[timber oxide]

It has been doing that for a while now

A long while

[real aspen]

yeah

i just dont really care anymore

only hope that i go out with a big nuclear bang if anything

not going out would be optimal. but yeah

[timber oxide]

Nah man I have games to experience, I need the world to hold on for a while longer

[opal star]

Dms.

[broken mountain]

I have vacation tomorrow bruh

motherfucker

[obsidian sun]

at best your house will be hit by a rocket and you'll be forgotten or lablled as a terrorist

[real aspen]

but then you realize you'll never experience everything

[timber oxide]

Don't care didn't ask

[real aspen]

always something left

[broken mountain]

lets start an offtopic private military company

we will murder people for no reason

[timber oxide]

That's good, keeps me motivated

[obsidian sun]

i have reasons

[broken mountain]

like God intended

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/i-asked-i-care-gif-25860024

[broken mountain]

race?

[obsidian sun]

no

childish stuff

[broken mountain]

ah

[timber oxide]

Not having a poop role?

[obsidian sun]

i don't want a mass genocide

so no not that either

[timber oxide]

Aw

[obsidian sun]

anywas gamora is a fucking baddie in this game

[real aspen]

if we start a pmc i call dibs on the biggest machine gun

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/yummy-tongue-flight-flight-reacts-excited-gif-17057509

[timber oxide]

dibs on shotgun

[obsidian sun]

dibs on not fighting

[broken mountain]

wait

[timber oxide]

Or maybe an smg, I'm good with those

[broken mountain]

so the song "romantic homicide" released on the same day as the dead girls' birthday

[timber oxide]

You are too retarded to fight anyway

[broken mountain]

[obsidian sun]

your own head is not a target

[timber oxide]

I'm actually good with SMGs

[real aspen]

documentary coming out soon i bet

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-james-doakes-dexter-jamss-doaxes-staring-when-you-know-gif-10152841660313287334

[opal star]

Lmao.

[obsidian sun]

is it the one mentioned before ?

[broken mountain]

yep

[obsidian sun]

man what a way to ruin the night
i hope the dude gets hell

[real aspen]

i dont want him down here

[uneven sapphire]

[broken mountain]

I hope its a fucking coincidence or something

that his car was stolen and its not him who did it

diddy

[obsidian sun]

that's not the point
the point is someone did it

[broken mountain]

The fact that I did a monolith-themed video with the same song a year ago makes me feel bad now lmao

[obsidian sun]

nah

don't be

[broken mountain]

I mean

[static axle]

damn, jakobs do still be the best feeling gun in bl

[broken mountain]

who could have guessed that shit would happen

[real aspen]

no bullshit, it just shoots

always used jakobs

[obsidian sun]

lowkey hate how jakobs has no downsides and they're always the best

[broken mountain]

I wonder if the ninja emoji can be considered an n word bypass

because I see so many comments

[obsidian sun]

i wouldn't risk it here
rules change every half a second

[broken mountain]

[real aspen]

we should kill whoever though up of that

[obsidian sun]

why

[static axle]

i mean their lowkey fault usually is the fact that they lack elementals

[real aspen]

because there's already enough brainrot and i dont want any more

[obsidian sun]

is it even a detrement when you have insane dmg and crit bonus

[static axle]

my brain shut off middle of writing

[obsidian sun]

buddy are you 3 years old ?

how is that brainrot

[glossy widget]

"showing no emotion" as grown men always do and then die before 70 from stress

[broken mountain]

bro

[real aspen]

70 is old

[broken mountain]

sab may be retarded

[glossy widget]

man i'm 30 and i feel old

[broken mountain]

like I may be onto something

[static axle]

i mean add elemental to that mix and jakobs already loses

[obsidian sun]

goodmorning

[static axle]

jakobs are hella good if you just playing without a build

[obsidian sun]

they really don't
outside of legendaries jakobs are the best

[sour rivet]

if nobody got me

[broken mountain]

these fucking bots

[sour rivet]

i know Jakobs got me

[real aspen]

those people are twisting innocent things to use them in their childish attempts of humor or insults, which leads to that thing being ruined for everyone. brainrot or not, it's fucking annoying

[obsidian sun]

it just annoys me a little when im playing for the first time
found a cool gun but the underleved jakobs shotgun is still better

[obsidian sun]

buddy what are you talking about

[real aspen]

the ninja emote being nword bypass

[obsidian sun]

not every n word is meant as an insult

[broken mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/546727346355568652/1296950998295777300/giphy.gif

[obsidian sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/546727346355568652/1296950998295777300/giphy.gif

[timber oxide]

I'm boring so I prefer Dahl

[sour rivet]

double gif

[real aspen]

which one is dahl again

[timber oxide]

The ones that look normal

[sour rivet]

miners

[obsidian sun]

torgue vladof my fav
tedior gets mad point for cool legendary effect

[timber oxide]

But Jakobs is my No.2

[broken mountain]

duality of a man

[static axle]

i mean im just a based jakobs enjoyer

[sour rivet]

i'd love tediore more if reloading didnt eat so much of my ammo

[obsidian sun]

jakobs clears in the visual aspect

[timber oxide]

Torgue is also cool

[obsidian sun]

use the baby maker in bl3

[pallid raft]

jakobs the goat

vladof the worst

[timber oxide]

I'd say it's no.3

[obsidian sun]

it legit doesn't matter if it has no ammo in the mag

[static axle]

i actually didnt even pick these, they just simply have most dmg per shot

[real aspen]

hyperon is the worst for me

i hate that recoil ramp-down thing

[obsidian sun]

hyperion pistols and some shotguns get a pass everything else sucks

[static axle]

i do fucking love this one tho. easy dmg cause it uses the mag at once since thrown gun

[obsidian sun]

atlas is my least fav
they have cool looking pistols and launchers
they assault rifles they make are an insult to my eyes

[broken mountain]

[pallid raft]

no atlas is the goat in bo1

my first atlas gun felt amazinv

shit was like cocaine or sex

[broken mountain]

ukelele noob rblx

amazing

[static axle]

you be like oh boy a new shotgun

mean while jakobs be like 800 dmg

[obsidian sun]

im talking about 3
imo all guns in bl1 blend

[pallid raft]

nah in bl1 i felt huge distinction

had the best weapon parts system

[obsidian sun]

i barely did other than shotguns

since some were pump

[real aspen]

dude's chilling with a snapping turtle

on his lap

[obsidian sun]

im playing rn and i can barely tell

[blazing maple]

albanian

[obsidian sun]

i hope this baby is back in bl4

[sour rivet]

long

[obsidian sun]

it's so fucking cool

i also hope new legos have more unique and whacky shit

[blazing maple]

plural of lego is lego

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/Talons_tw/status/1968362870728704502

Talons (@Talons_tw)

Hornet if she was awesome

X · Sep 17, 2025, 5:14 PM

[obsidian sun]

legendaries

[sour rivet]

who tf uses legos as a short term for legendaries

[obsidian sun]

me

i played enough games with the term

[obsidian sun]

[static axle]

its more "newer" jakobs, but also im in the beginning, frota is further so he might know but i doubt they have the "older" looking ones

[obsidian sun]

yea i don't like how guns or scopes look in this game tbh

[opal star]

Is borderlands 4 worth it?

I've got the trigger prepped.

[blazing maple]

not until they patch it and it goes on sale

[obsidian sun]

yes but it runs like shit

and no endgame yet

[opal star]

Oh, yikes.

[static axle]

it's been fun so far, performance is ass but it fun

[obsidian sun]

yea from what i heard it was intentional so people can experience it at the same time

idk tho might be cope

at least a raid boss is planned in like a month or 2

[blazing maple]

there's no endgame since playing the game to end lvl takes so long

[sour rivet]

give me terramorphous 2

[blazing maple]

that's the game

[obsidian sun]

no we need maliwan takedown 2

[sour rivet]

i have seen nothing of bl4's endgame

[obsidian sun]

it's bad
watch the joltz video

hot take but i don't think the system is THAT bad

[static axle]

i mean im like 20 hours in soon and havent seen 1/3 of the map yet, so it takes time to get to "endgame" and imo all endgame stuff has always sucked in bl's its just running bosses for that build drop and once your build is done you just make new character

[sour rivet]

tbh i dont really know what i do after i finish the story

i kinda just

play the game

[real aspen]

i just did the story and bigger side quests and done

in bl and 2

[sour rivet]

i dont "grind" i don't "meta game" i HAVE FUN

[obsidian sun]

well it has an endgame
liking it or not is personal

[sour rivet]

and if i stop having fun

then i KILL MYSELF

[timber oxide]

...new character?

[real aspen]

that's a bit of a drastic move i think

[sour rivet]

maybe

but jack paid me to do so

[static axle]

i wont like or hate it cause i aint into endgaming

[obsidian sun]

well you see it's a you thing
im just saying the majority of the people are
so it's a weird decision

[sour rivet]

i just like shooting things

[static axle]

i mean majority of people are the polar opposites 1 half hates 1 half likes and most just enjoy and are casual gamers

[copper vapor]

spiders, nydaks and undead oh my

[pallid sapphire]

Dathomir

[static axle]

i mean gotta see how the other classes play

[obsidian sun]

if we listen to most people the game is ass shit cause 90% of them never played a bl game

[sour rivet]

why di8di it send bridget

why is bridget here

what

huh

[obsidian sun]

remove that now

[pallid sapphire]

DOLORES

[timber oxide]

Last time I checked I wasn't really interested in classes other than the one I picked and most of the time I considered other options inferior anyway

[sour rivet]

your honor

i fat fingered my phone

[static axle]

if we listen to most people all games are ass cause whiny bitches

[real aspen]

bird are you ok

[sour rivet]

no

[real aspen]

damn

[pallid sapphire]

Be happy it wasnt Sabs Ass

[sour rivet]

why would i have his ass on my phone

[pallid sapphire]

Mods would have banned you

[real aspen]

birb does not have my ass pics

i aint a slut

[obsidian sun]

give us your ass pics

[real aspen]

nuh uh

[pallid sapphire]

You wrote it as if there are any

[sour rivet]

Ok here

[obsidian sun]

i'll take it

[sour rivet]

bakon

[real aspen]

i have exactly 2 pictures showing me from back

[obsidian sun]

i prefer the wizard lady

[static axle]

that was me with ttw, mainly cause it was so ass i didnt feel like replaying, and i think i replayed bl3 once with another class i found interesting. only in bl2 i did all 4/6

[pallid sapphire]

[sour rivet]

offtopic ass rating contest

[obsidian sun]

ironically in bl2
i never really played sal

[static axle]

tbh back when i played bl2 i had motivation to play, unlike nowadays

[real aspen]

i love that emote

[obsidian sun]

why does laff always use the shitties emotes that get added

[timber oxide]

I also choose my class solely based on how much I like the character, not their skills

[real aspen]

that aside

[green granite]

I really need to finish 1st Dead Island

[zealous depot]

[real aspen]

do ya'll consider ballistic gel and gel body parts as graphic content?

[obsidian sun]

no

[real aspen]

like a gel torso

[green granite]

I have yet to finish Dead Island 2

[sour rivet]

no

[timber oxide]

I have never played a Siren and I won't change that cause I find the whole concept fucking stupid

[pallid raft]

didnt like him that much

[zealous depot]

So you played zero alot then

[pallid raft]

sirens are fire to play though

[sour rivet]

why play anyone else when Krieg exists

[obsidian sun]

amara in 3 is the most fun siren

[obsidian sun]

so true...

[timber oxide]

Yes I did play Zer0 in BL2

[zealous depot]

[pallid sapphire]

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/borderlands-borderlands2-borderlands3-krieg-krieg-borderlands-gif-26358811

[proven tundra]

Burger was pretty good

[timber oxide]

I also played Mordecai in BL1

[frank hearth]

[timber oxide]

And FL4K in BL3

[zealous depot]

I played uhhh emo chick with deathtrap in bl2 when the dlc came out

[pallid raft]

i played roland

[obsidian sun]

man fuck you im over here waiting for shit to defrost starving

[frank hearth]

my man

[obsidian sun]

man really picks the most boring classes

[pallid raft]

i played zane and fl4k in bl3

then im playing rafa in bl4

zane was peam

[real aspen]

i played that, uhhh, gunzerker dude, but barely used any abilities

[obsidian sun]

i played krieg
then moze

[timber oxide]

It was a coin toss between FL4K and Zane

[sour rivet]

i dunno about him but in my defense i got to pet a spiderant

[obsidian sun]

in bl1 i started as roland then picked mordecai cause pistols are fun as hell

[zealous depot]

Put in bag, Luke warm water, submerge

Wait

[obsidian sun]

i lied i actually picked fl4k first then i found him boring as hell

[wild vortex]

is tihs u

[sour rivet]

i played fl4k first

then amara

[pallid raft]

fl4k was fun but boring compared to others

[snow tree]

[sour rivet]

then moze on pc

then zane

[timber oxide]

If I were to play BL4

[zealous depot]

Who flak?

[obsidian sun]

same with bl2 actually i held off on krieg cause i wanted to test the og 4
played zero then stopped after normal mode

[timber oxide]

I think I'll play Amon

[obsidian sun]

robot

[obsidian sun]

based

finally a good choice

[zealous depot]

I played moze

[pallid raft]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-yakuza-5-kazuma-kiryu-amon-heat-action-gif-12372812956455277886

[obsidian sun]

infinite splash gun go brrrrr

[pallid raft]

moze was cool

[sour rivet]

do you guys pilot bear or have him run around like a lil gremlin

[zealous depot]

I think i did something with flamethrower idk its been so long

[pallid raft]

pilot and pretend im fighting angels

[obsidian sun]

i did dakka bear
the infinite ammo was more fun imo

[snow tree]

Would you rather have infinite games but no games or games, infinite games, but no games?

[zealous depot]

But without the crippling depression, right? Right?

[sour rivet]

bacon

[snow tree]

[timber oxide]

bacon

[obsidian sun]

why do they call it an oven when you ove-IN the cold food hot out comes eat the food

[snow tree]

[pallid raft]

i mustnt run away

[snow tree]

[static axle]

oooh i found the shrek easter egg

[sour rivet]

green

[snow tree]

They ovein the cold out in the hot ones

[obsidian sun]

the donkey is called burro

[snow tree]

Simple maths

[zealous depot]

Fake shrek

He aint wealthy

[pallid raft]

https://tenor.com/view/silent-hill-james-sunderland-silent-hill2-gif-18479645

[obsidian sun]

tbh if i got to play bl4 i'll play vex since im watching joltz play amon

[sour rivet]

bro is married to a princess and can afford to have 3 kids i'd say hes pretty wealthy

[obsidian sun]

solely cause she can have biden blast as her action skill

[sour rivet]

shes also hot

[obsidian sun]

that is true

[snow tree]

[obsidian sun]

glad they touched up the vhs after the shitty reveal

[timber oxide]

Debatable

[sour rivet]

i like goth chicks

[obsidian sun]

remember when they were first shown

[snow tree]

Pyr prefers the dragon

[timber oxide]

She has a very punchable face

[obsidian sun]

rafa is the punchable one

[timber oxide]

True

[sour rivet]

harlowe:

[real aspen]

are there any, like, vanilla characters in bl

[sour rivet]

acutally i cant hate harlower shes a TRAUUUUUUUUNNNNNT!

[timber oxide]

tl;dr
everyone is punchable

[oblique belfry]

7 minutes is all i can spare

[real aspen]

no fancy abilities or shit, just basic ass

[obsidian sun]

i think harlowe got done dirty
idk even know what she does 😭

[oblique belfry]

why the fuck does it say 7 mins for 27 mb

[sour rivet]

this is why everyone is trying to kill us

[static axle]

im getting the weird legendary drops tonight apparently, from airstrike nades to throwable guns to this.... a roach spawner

[snow tree]

It's your disk not your internet speed

[sour rivet]

i miss when we had more unique vh head cosmetics

it seems to all be the same for all 4 now

[obsidian sun]

wym

[oblique belfry]

dw steam installed it in 10 seconds

[marsh cargo]

[snow tree]

Always the same

[oblique belfry]

steam randomly decided to make my download speed 10 kb

[left mantle]

as it should

[snow tree]

It's your disk, not dl speed

When will you learn

[left mantle]

enjoying games fast? Not in this economy.

[sour rivet]

yknow how in bl2 all hunters had their own unique take for heads 90% of the time?

[oblique belfry]

kreeo

as you can see from the picture

it says 5 mb / 27 mb

[sour rivet]

in 3 and what i've seen in 4 its pretty much the same for all 4

[oblique belfry]

it didnt download the files yet

when i sent it

[timber oxide]

@oblique belfry I feel like playing some Borderlands, should I play 2 or 3

[copper vapor]

holy shit

all 4 legendary beasts at once

[oblique belfry]

story or gameplay

[copper vapor]

how the fuck

[timber oxide]

Either

[oblique belfry]

3

[timber oxide]

Fine

[oblique belfry]

just mute all dialogue options

[left mantle]

Are you okay?

[timber oxide]

I mean I already finished 3's story

I just want to shoot a bit

[snow tree]

Brother, it still manages the files on disk even when you download

[oblique belfry]

fym are you okay

gameplay is peam

on bl3

compared to 2

[timber oxide]

Doge's right

[oblique belfry]

SShhh

[left mantle]

[snow tree]

"Uhhh my Steam dl dropped??????!!!!"

[timber oxide]

Story sucks ass in 3 but gameplay is good

[left mantle]

Are you guys okay?

[static axle]

now post a pic with the graph above it showing

[snow tree]

Mate, Steam does hanky panky with files

[oblique belfry]

[snow tree]

Bl2 and Bl3 are the same gameplay wise????

[oblique belfry]

no

[static axle]

my man its installing it

[timber oxide]

I'd consider playing BL4 if it would run on my laptop

[snow tree]

Idiot detected

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

it has better gun mechanics

[left mantle]

*Insert HD2 using my fucking HDD to stage my update files when all of my fucking solid states have plenty of room

[snow tree]

[sour rivet]

i love bl2 but the gunplay in 3 is VASTLY superior

[frank hearth]

bait used to be believable

[snow tree]

Should used SSD as staging device in Windows settings silly

[snow tree]

shoot gun

[green granite]

Me when I play game about guns but I cannot ads (I am tweaking)

[left mantle]

Guess what is set to the staging drive

[static axle]

see how you werent downloading shit

[timber oxide]

My HD2 just uses whatever drive it's not installed on

[snow tree]

Defo not your SSD

[left mantle]

HD2 on it's way to select the worst drive in your system to install on

[static axle]

me downloading same game with same speed on 2 different drives "why the other one slower "

[static axle]

ah it was a cs2 update aswell... aka you were just limited on disk speed with install

[oblique belfry]

[snow tree]

Stoopid

[oblique belfry]

can't relate

i only have my hdd

ssd is 240 gb

[static axle]

you and your pepe emotes

[snow tree]

What

[left mantle]

3 solid states and 1 hard disk. And fucking HD2 out of all the games I have chooses the fucking hard drive

[timber oxide]

To this day
I still regret not getting a 2tb SSD for my laptop

[snow tree]

That's what you know me for

[static axle]

exactly

[oblique belfry]

1 day

[static axle]

your like ratsu but with pepes

[oblique belfry]

1 day i will show you guys my new pc

[snow tree]

I need new drive for OS

[timber oxide]

"I only need 1tb, I won't be gaming on it much since I have a desktop now "

[frank hearth]

[static axle]

i just sponsored a normal 2.5" 1tb for friend. he was suffering with a hdd and ssd

best 64buckaroos spent

[timber oxide]

I won't live long enough to witness it

You won't as well

[proven tundra]

[frank hearth]

this also means we (and by that i mean me) can gaslight you into playing new games

[snow tree]

One day Ill be able to afford to buy Doge a new PC

[wet lantern]

Ah yes a new pc with 1 gen newer cpu and an RX580

[static axle]

by the time doge buys a new pc with a 5060 rest of us will be using the rtx 15090's

[timber oxide]

I'll buy Doge a PC if he physically comes here to take it

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV8gmuZFaM4

another overview trailer

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

https://youtu.be/TEZT-doXb08?si=xWfz9nsWCggurTA9

[oblique belfry]

man

[snow tree]

Cmon Doge we drive to Pyr

[oblique belfry]

i fucking hate my country

[snow tree]

And back

[oblique belfry]

deal

when

[snow tree]

When you got time?

[static axle]

the time doge has been talking about getting a new pc, i upgraded mine, switched resolutions, falco build a pc, finished cp77 and bought a steam deck

[snow tree]

When can Pyr have it ready?

[green granite]

Why would you voluntarily drive to Poland

[snow tree]

Cus Polands is best

[copper vapor]

also a 2 min 'overview' video

[timber oxide]

Because it's not Turkey

[snow tree]

It's better than his shithole

[copper vapor]

does the game really not have all that much to do?

[wet lantern]

To invade

[obsidian sun]

🥀

[timber oxide]

If Poland is 1/10 then Turkey is in the negatives and the US is even lower

[proven tundra]

Brb driving to Poland

[frank hearth]

you guys can do a middle trip stop in hungary
i have candy

[proven tundra]

[snow tree]

CDP should just give us the Trauma Team DLC sybau 😔

[oblique belfry]

-100/10

[snow tree]

Obviously we visit y'all along the way

[timber oxide]

Let's just go on a road trip

offtopic road trip

Let's meet everyone

[static axle]

it do have asthetics

[proven tundra]

I just need to trebuchet myself across the Atlantic

[wet lantern]

A Grand Tour, if you will

[snow tree]

Hell we'll do ferry trip to visit Hate

[copper vapor]

AYO

AM I HEARING

LAURENCE FISHBURNE

at 0:50

[timber oxide]

We will swim across the ocean to visit you

[snow tree]

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

No boats, no rafts, no anything

[proven tundra]

Build a Valheim ship

[static axle]

pfft, like i'd be down for such bs i would probably just show middle finger from between the curtains and go back to sleep

[copper vapor]

also I think the woman just before laurence fishburne is the handler lady from hitman

[uneven sapphire]

Gn chat

[snow tree]

And we would turn back, after leaving you some scrap on porch, and go on our merry way

[green granite]

From Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

Volkswagen

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/volkswagen-das-auto-motorinar-motorina-diesel-gif-19733174

[static axle]

[snow tree]

[green granite]

Porsche blocked my phone number man what a terrible customer service

[snow tree]

I know you hate visitors

[marsh cargo]

[snow tree]

I wouldn't bring Doge upon you

[frank hearth]

AVG Balkan driving experience

[green granite]

I keep calling them to acquire how much does a Porsche Panzerkampfwagen VI Tiger cost

But they keep hanging up

[copper vapor]

so original, cuppy

sooooooooooo original.

[green granite]

Look same thing w Cadillac

[wet lantern]

Maybe you should call Mercedes instead, they might answer

[green granite]

Called them to acquire how much does a Cadillac Gage Commando cost

[frank hearth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y7C8gIpyTI

[green granite]

They also hung up

[frank hearth]

hopefully the dripwagen version

[snow tree]

Just get boxer

[frank hearth]

[snow tree]

It's easier for you to acquire abrams m1 than those

[static axle]

fack it

[green granite]

It is the "Our ammunition does not penetrate" thing when I tried to have fun as US tank

[copper vapor]

fack it

[frank hearth]

hate

you see the steam min specs for tarkok yet

[static axle]

hannya said it ok, he knows creepy penises so i trust

[green granite]

Wait

[copper vapor]

SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
MINIMUM:
OS: Windows 10
Processor: AMD Ryzen 5 3600 or similar
Memory: 16 GB RAM
Graphics: GTX 1660 or similar
DirectX: Version 11
RECOMMENDED:
OS: Windows 11
Processor: Intel Core i7-14700F or better
Memory: 64 GB RAM
Graphics: RTX 4070 or better
DirectX: Version 11

[green granite]

Slav jank is releasing on steammm?????

[copper vapor]

damn

[snow tree]

I can run it minimum

[left mantle]

64 gig ram jfc

[green granite]

64GB RAM is insane

[frank hearth]

128 for streets

[static axle]

[frank hearth]

[green granite]

No

Thats just Lighthouse

For some reason

[sour rivet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/240196923644968960/1209908394966777856/580554283280236544.gif

[obsidian sun]

2017 game

[wet lantern]

Those mins are pretty standard these days but holy FUCK the recommended

[static axle]

atleast the telling the truth unlike bl4

[sour rivet]

what the fuck do you mean 64 gb

[static axle]

i just wanna see if its +30% price too compared to bsg version

[frank hearth]

the glorious code that is tarkov

i have peaked at 60 on streets once btw

[copper vapor]

probably for streets of tarkov

[static axle]

realistic my ass

[sour rivet]

man

[static axle]

pmc be a glass boned bitchass

[frank hearth]

[copper vapor]

yea Imma just see what the shitshow is about... hopefully I can drag a friend or two along

[static axle]

[frank hearth]

for two i see

3

not so much

[static axle]

we fucking prapor or something? or is the sexual content nikita drypumping your ass

[frank hearth]

[copper vapor]

I'M IN DANGER

[frank hearth]

no we talking about the goon colectible posters added a few patches ago

[copper vapor]

paused at the first frame of the fight

[static axle]

i wish it has true pve coop stuff cause i aint into pvp that much nowadays, other than bf etc

[green granite]

[left mantle]

"So you're probably wondering how I got here."

[static axle]

the what

[copper vapor]

doesn't look like it. It seems to be pvpve just like tarkov

[broken mountain]

the only one getting fucked is you

[green granite]

64GB for a unity game is fucken insane

[static axle]

[frank hearth]

the pinups

[copper vapor]

only pve/co-op extraction shooter I know is this @static axle
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2116120/Incursion_Red_River/

Steam

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Incursion Red River is a fully PvE tactical cooperative extraction shooter based in a de-stabilized and immersive modern-day Vietnam. As a Private Military Contractor you must deal with 3 factions that stand to gain from the chaos of a war-torn country- you will engage in ruthless combat, discover dark secrets, and play to your advantage as…

Price

$18.99

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[copper vapor]

I survived 3 seconds

[static axle]

[copper vapor]

that's a victory

[static axle]

specs wise sure is

[green granite]

To think buying steam version of EFT

And then having to pay another 20 USD for PvE

[static axle]

they should allow bsg launcher version owner to get steam key aswell

[frank hearth]

a few examples

[broken mountain]

Are you crazy? How will nikita buy a manor in cyprus then?

smh

[static axle]

oh boy, so hot, gonna cuuum. get the hell outtaa here

now im just pissed off

thanks stu

[green granite]

Thats what happened when you have been trying to escape from Tarkov for too long

[broken mountain]

Can you even escape from tarkov?

Like is there a final mission to escape from tarkov?

[static axle]

no what happens is this

[broken mountain]

[static axle]

iedy be like if i roll 1 imma goon

[frail leaf]

🎲 1

-# 1 ➡️ 1d1

[proven tundra]

[static axle]

that what tarkov does to you

[frank hearth]

bro

i just bothered looking at the page

fuck outa here

[wet lantern]

They were the first Tarkov like game

[proven tundra]

[broken mountain]

we pioneered in penetrating your ass

[wet lantern]

Just like death stranding was the first strand type game

[frank hearth]

i cannot wait for the steam reviews

its gonna be a fucking gold mine

[proven tundra]

Ah yes the beloved strand type genre

[broken mountain]

you know a game is good when you have 8 food recipes in the reviews

[sour rivet]

its all fun and games until THE DIVISION: DARK ZONE drops and kill all competition (ubisoft please)

[frank hearth]

[static axle]

3% of the reviews are positive

[opal star]

Stuck with division 1 for the foreseeable future.

[upbeat verge]

she let me hold her hand while we walked
and plus we made out

VAMOSSSSSSSSS

[sour rivet]

IVAN HAS COOTIES

FUCKING RUUUNNN

[upbeat verge]

WE WONNNN

WE FOKEN DID IT LADSSSS

VICTORY IS OURSSSS

[verbal lodge]

[timber oxide]

Yeah yeah

Congrats and so on

[verbal lodge]

surely it will last for long

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

@sour rivet wanna see something funny

[sour rivet]

what be

[proven tundra]

I remember when I used to like people
Those were the days

[timber oxide]

5 letter word, orange, starts with a letter B

[sour rivet]

5 letter word...

[frank hearth]

[sour rivet]

is orange...

b..

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-brick-fast-brick-throw-dead-af-gif-18208531324542038920

[sour rivet]

AU

[timber oxide]

I roll damage

[frail leaf]

🎲 10

-# 12 ➡️ 1d12

[left mantle]

...a brick is orange?

I always thought it was red-brown

[sour rivet]

a brick can be many colors

[timber oxide]

Mine just so happen to be orange

[sour rivet]

its like a deepish orange

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

This one in particular is now red

I'm sorry Birb

I hit your bottle of ketchup

[sour rivet]

no...

its in the fridge....
the mess....

[marsh cargo]

me today at the shower

[upbeat verge]

the thing is chat

[rocky cove]

anyone got black myth wukong installed on steam rn

[torpid glacier]

"This evening on news at 6, local balkan retard was found murdered in his home. Evidence suggests a hot girl lured him in and killed him."

[timid hollow]

[torpid glacier]

All jokes aside, glad things are going well for you.

[upbeat verge]

I overthink it all so much and I'm constantly nervous around her
shes constantly like mate chill out please I'm still talking to you so you're fine
@torpid glacier @marsh cargo @sour rivet @proven tundra @left mantle @timid hollow @frank hearth
and shes right but shes the first one I've gotten this far with

its like exploring a new fucking territory

but I'm happy she's respectful about it

[timber oxide]

Hey look at that, a mass ivan ping

[torpid glacier]

Discord user discovers the female species, is utterly perplexed.

[frank hearth]

mf act natural chick wants you be you
minus the kys and flower wishes obv

[timid hollow]

[upbeat verge]

jokes aside mate

set those aside for a fucking moment

[torpid glacier]

Nah, some girls are into being told to kill themselves.