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It's hakkarl.
Dry jerky
🍯 🐸

baltic herreing
Potato ptoato
they ran out of salt and said fuck it lets let it rot
im eastern european
Greenland shark hakkarl.
so sausages, cold and hot smoked and dried are big
Marinated Meat
i love western european cured meats
like jamon and prosciutto, i want to try more though
like gabagool
Get mushroom dehydrator
i was going trough a russian store today and next time i will buy tons of dried fish and bread chip thingys
I've hunted greenland shark before, you have to ferment it or else risk death with the toxic meat.
i love hot smoked fish
so much
same
yeah we eat carabao jerky where I'm from
Smoked fish? 😋
and not the fructose syrup shit
I'm over here with 4 breaches from 3 to 4 years ago that was still listed 
apparently they got me because I played Town of Salem once
im gonna need a mandolin for nice slices
and i wonder how long i can make the slab last
I ate, raw, dried, smoked, cured, pickled, fermented, you name it
how bout high meat?
I've got almost 2 tons of elk in my freezers, lol.
same
just not surstromming
the smell alone was putrid
Like fermented or?
rotten
My gaming email has not be pwned so I must be doing something right
Man, I'd love some venison rn
Smoked Salmon 
man I'd kill for some venison rn
for whatever reason
Well that's just stupid in it's highest form
I ate some venison brats yesterday and they were goood
Philly cheese brats 
My man
Man salmon? I can eat that shit any shape

Good venison is so fucking good
salmon sashimi is BALLER
It's like pure ecstasy melting in your mouth
i agree, maybe i just dont like smoked slices
I want lamb chop
maybe whole smoked salmon would work
I prefer salmon raw, but smoked is good too
ate horse sashimi last year, tastes like leaner tartare
A lot of ppl dislike the taste of lamb but I absolutley adore it
Mountain lion loin. The best tasting predator game.
Hoese stew is great
Lamb si goooood
hot smoke it
Proper salami? MAN
dad has a buddy that sells carabao jerky, one of my favorite treats every three months
My uncle does dry jerky from venison, it's so goood
It's a lot like pork. Not bad smoked but it's definitely better on the grill.
Isn't horse chewy?
Idk if anyone loves eating Ofal like me
Depends on the breed.
The one in Vietnam is chewy texture
But its soft
Like a nice chewy and not rubber chewy
one I tried in sashimi is super soft, got more fat I guess?
It's certainly better than zebra.
Horse Salami?
Yea
Zebra is alright but it's basically just a chewier gamier beef.
Proper one should be from donkeys, but I tried horse too
Funny enough giraffe tastes like horse the most.
valid
Prime was so hungry he ate all the different types of horse
I've eaten quite a few.
Man's gluttony knows no bounds
I'll airdrop you some brats 
AI is a blight on human kind
worst eating experience is in a birthday party, host's dad clearly doesnt know how to make a burger, straight just falling apart ground beef thats flavorless, burnt to a crisp on the edges yet somehow cold in the middle

they found sage mode in the prompt and put in naruto lmao
Time to butcher 

Lmao
I ain't Prime level, but 
Nobody is on Prime's level
True is that
Yk u reached yt hell when u start seeing posted AI stories and images
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The music when he tests the radio
How many miles you say
ahoy mateys

i hate them
awful mob
they should remove him
or change him drastically

@sour rivet did you play fortnite today
Nay?
odd
FORKKNIFE
Why
because server is laggy as fuck
even tho im on europe
180 ms on europe ingame
while it says 43
on servers
mf
goob night chat :3
you playing long?
shotgun hit
didn't go through
shotgun to head
didn't go through
shotgun body hit
36
dies
closed the game already 
dunno whats up with server
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxe9TjsWXWk This production reminds me of an early 2000's car show
It's the start to finish transformation of a stock '02 GMC Sierra 1500 where we take the early 2000s and add a little '90s flair while turning the Sierra into a reliable, powerful daily driver. We trash the factory gov-lock rear for a true posi to get both tires spinning along with suspension upgrades and a classic throwback exhaust. The throwba...
whoever said "never" to your valheim offtopic smp question earlier is an asshole and should die

This video gives me nostalgia even though it was made 1 year ago
Landed in Oklahoma an hour ago
No fucking way
i refuse to believe he survived because he was that drunk
I believe for a decent amount of his stories he takes out what can be pretty important context
wait does this guy just make 3d renders of bizarre irl news
Ye, imagine the stick figure man but mid and with shit renders tbh
you dont know zack films ?
Women ☕
atomfall is on sale 
@opal star Hello, Prime. Do you have any tips on dealing with women?
club to the back of the head, drag them by the hair back to your cave

** E A T T H E S K I T T L E **
that's a big pill

what is that supposed to be
Its a big skittle
fent?

Buy a boat and put it in your living room. Tell her you’ve got a boat in your living room, and now she’s not allowed to criticize you for bringing shit home anymore.
and ppl say zombies only exist in fiction
Why is this smart?

I see no issues here
test 6% complete
after 14 hours?
with another 6h estimation to finish?
@sour rivet
ow
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pcA0jQEiz1c Georgia don't fuck around



Right...
I'm sure all your guns and ammo take up more space than a boat
correcto
A deer?
White women.
Why the hell do people lift there trucks not to offroad them
?
I'm in Oklahoma city right now
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY
big ass lifted truck
squeeky clean
LED
Let's see it.
LED's on the rim
It passed down the road
I'm only messaging cause I'm stopped
traffic
Lusty argonian maid
Custom keybinds for fortnite festival ain't working properly
Didn't see the notice until after I went half the song rebinding my keys

I hate how every single car in this is stupid expensive now
I unlocked all skills why is the game still giving me skill points
for future dlc c:

most objective damage 
this character is so retarded and I play her so well
she might be just broken

man you barely lost 25%
back in the day you woulda been gone
for a 2019 game? 
wtf there's a minecraft thing
👋
Im using mods 
just that one to be specific
it turns gray talon into minecraft skeleton
i caught some fishies lately, nothing big just mostly different kinds of sunfish
Any pumpkinseeds?
Beautiful little things.
but one looked different
this one
cant honestly tell 100% tho
and not a great pic
bitch left my face looking like I had clown makeup on my lips @cunning reef
fucking red lipstick
thats how we do it
Definitely a pumpkinseed, using snap swivels too i see. Nice.
hell yeah
suck it jackass
Holy gyatt

i got a 4 day weekend coming up im gonna try for some bass at the refuge nearby
just have to carry my rod for a 40 minute walk
ty for the light show mate
the 3rd leg?
ye
hoog
What's your setup looking like?
whuh
ultralight 20 dolar rod with a pflueger spinning reel
my bf got a medium light carbonlite with a shimano spinning reel
gonna use that sometime this week
try to
just annoying cus its not a 2 piece so i cant attach it to my backpack without having a 7 foot antenna sticking out of me
Man, G Loomis has a couple of nice ultralight rods but they're covered in cork.
Maybe I can wrap them in heatshrink.

i believe it is time to active the Ivan canon my boy
i mean in my defense i havent gotten this far before
honestly im rocking this one till it snaps on me, the 5 foot 2 piece makes it really portable for someone without a car
okay bro what is that name
thats criminal
oh yeah i caught some black crappie too
Panfish eat up EPF's like crazy, trout magnets aren't my favorite UL lures but they're cheap af so i use them often. I've had a ton of luck with tiny/teeny torpedos. They're top water and fairly light so when you get a blow up they usually come out of the water.
im gonna get some like this soon once im in the store again
but the trout magnets are cheap asf and i can use my normal hooks on them long as i use the snaps
the creek i fish is so small i just cast right along the bank dont need a lot of weight
Stealth diving Might be the greatest way to dive
Typically for UL i tell people for cheap shimano FX rods and for nice G.loomis trout rods.
Oh boy i haven't bought this in a while.
Straight to the grill. Lol.
Salmonids are a joy to fish.
fish is as big as the person on the left
Lol, trout get big but these guys get massive.
i havent caught any real big sunfish yet but i guess thats probably more of the area thing
biggest usually are just about longer than my hand but i got small hands so not super big
This time of year they're typically going to be in the deepest parts of the waters.
@left mantle aram shenanigans
During spring or the beginning of summer the big ones will huddle up in shallower waters.
I always get lucky fishing weedlines, areas with a bunch of submerged sticks/trees and rocky points.
ohh, i could try the nearby big pond with some slip bobber setup
In ponds if you're getting a bunch of small sunfsh just keep moving until you find a better school. Big sunfish seldom hang around smaller sunfish.
i saw one of these that sounded like a gator
assuming its a gar
It's a paddlefish.
hard to tell from the phallic angle
Some of the coolest fish around.
thats a lil man right there
that line almost looks like rubber
like a wire
we dont get those around here tho
biggest fish here are the largemouth, catfish, and the invasive ones like snakehead
It's the backing line, in fly fishing you use multiple lines.
The fly line is rubbery and looks like a cord, and then you have the leader and tippet at the end.
Ivan getting bitches
uh oh
Pie tries to make sense of the murder of Charlie Kirk and the blame game that followed.
(apologies for sound)
Maybe valve will finally know how to count to three 
Addiction.

ghost pings are real
Fuck yall, turning off sound notifications.

"Where you think you're goin boi"

even he didnt know what the fuck just happened
fuck yeah 100% of the map explored
ya know one thing strikes me as curious
Fallen Order doesn't have the iconic star wars title crawl
it has fallen, clearly, like the order 
vero
we do a little modding :>
rate the fit
why does bor look like he gotta tell mother he just shat the bed
ponder the orb cube

there was a better moment to capture that screenshot but I wasn't fast enough
looks like the po-po came in to crash my party
This game was so good.
RISE.
this ain't the same speech as the one Yoda uses in Clone Wars but eyyyyyyyyyyyy
red saber the girl with the cross halter red and white striped bikini that everyone that draws anime has drawn at least once
wait a second i haven't ever done that huh
red and white striped bikini? 
this is Trilla's saber
ye the sith lady dropped it
and we stole it
also I just noticed
Mace Windu wasn't there when Anakin became a knight

no urpl saber
yoda looks like he could blast off at anytime
They fr gave Yoda a stepping stool lol
?
again.
instead of fixing its game
they fucking added an inventory loadout checker
for your skins

What game
cs2

it said cs2 in the image but my eyes glanced passed it until i asked
Im on my phone bro leave me alone :(
@sour rivet
also new collection
I got chinken in da air fryer
decent
You know what im gonna pour on dem?
bbq
if it actually reflects light its great if not meh
i dont think i have any
i swear i seen this on bo2
its always an awp
straight out of cod mobile lmao
this is below blue wtf
everytime i see a mag like this i always think of the pez dispenser candy
kids run whenever they see candy so i guess thats close enough
love how the main gimmick of the skin is the eyes yet you can't even see that part due to your hands 
can i have a pez dispenser but gun
bruh
thats called a submachine gun silly
yeah but i want to put the gun in my mouth and pull the trigger
but instead of bullet its candy

same
not same
respect the beans


my childhood game
hell no
I wonder if Valve would create skin that change the weapon model

NEW COUNTER STRIKE 2 UPDATE:
changed all models to Team Fortress
Changed name to Team Fortress 3
added madcap class
removed herobrine
Gahhhh this is so cute
who tf is he
ive been gate keeping myself from romance
scout 2
when i was in a 2fort lobby someone's steam profile was just madcap
and ofc the main character has a terminal illness
and he was doing all the voicelines n shit
it was so fucking funny
"you're dead in my eyes" he says to me as i proceed to explode
in all seriousness madcap was this shitty ass cosmetic of which the community with their wonderful insanity decided to make a character

hes the 11th class
wdym
10th
hes totally real
sandwich is a class too !!!
NNNNN
why are there so many random feet shots
the author is wildin
i should actually look into what other works shes made
oh nvm she only made this
(the others were all porn)
This shit is iconic
the final boss: woman

Go live your mid life crisis dreams
Rockstar's always wild with the collecting shit. Still trying to get all the cig cards in RDR 2 myself lol.

dont remind me
at least gta 5 doesn't have fucking challenges

***gambler 9
***
gta 6 collectibles are gonna be "find x amount of celebrity XXX pics"
wouldn't be out of place
my concern is how many different collectables there will be 
inb4 20 different collectables

I want 2 billion worth of collectibles 
oh gta has a good few collectables
offline isnt so bad to find them all
but oh if you play the cesspool we call gta online
yeah no
gonna take you 2 years
to get like 30% of content done
at most

have you found the yummy plants yet
the what now
ohhhhhh boyyyy


anything near on my location ?
Mechanical chimp game.
uh oh.
oki
where's the health bar
im busy photographing
@oblique belfry wake up
me when im on 0.1 hp and the health bar go invisible
im already awake
okay just making sure
me when im asking directions to a nonalcoholic establishment
HE WAS THE LAST ONE
in Episode 6

dude 20 animal photos in gta 5 and they are simplified
Shouldn't be too many deer species.
Did you call
FUCK YOU BLUE JAY
Its fucking Miami
FOR WASTING MY 20 HOURS
Retard
Small wildlife is going to make up the majority, just like rdr2.
i legit had to pull a fucking map for blue jay spawn rates
and had to stay afk in that area
on rdr2
I doubt there's going to be as many animals but they look sort of better.
this game is so much damn cinema
SHUTTHEFUCKUP OR HE'LL KILL YOU
the end is so peak

still some silly chievos to get
i hope the second game runs good for you i dont know if they ever fixed the performance
of course
jealous~
bro sat down and played dominos
me
so i just gave up on gambler entirely
UT announcer screaming HEAD SHOT
fym doom eternal is fair
also bro played vanilla 2077
i got uh
ew
ok but like, im just saying even I would 100% it
I don't got a single game where I did all the achievments
so like no shit XD

i got 1
Near somth that has crudely drawn flowers

It looks like a lil cactus
does it glow just like other interactibles
the Fallen Order trailer is also peak
WHER
North of the Ron Alternates Wind Farm is a small trailer park full of aging hippies. Around the back of the centrail mobile home (with crudely-drawn flowers on it) is a water tank with a peyote cactus next to it.
don't stand out
accept the past
trust no one
trust only in the Force
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GLbwkfhYZk
Cal Kestis—one of the last surviving members of the Jedi Order after the purge of Order 66—is now a Padawan on the run. Experience this all-new single-player STAR WARS™ story from Respawn Entertainment and EA Star Wars on Xbox One, PlayStation 4, and PC this holiday season, 15 November 2019.
Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order™ is an action-ad...
Water tank next to the flower thing
200 hours on DL2
fuck you "travel 960km" achievement
ah
You have too much time on your hands.
duh
with my money ?
let's see if the jedi survivor trailer is also peak
“As long as we fight, hope survives.”
Experience the next chapter of Cal Kestis’ journey in STAR WARS Jedi: Survivor™ - launching on April 28, 2023.
Pre-order now to outfit Cal with the Obi-Wan Kenobi™ inspired “Jedi Survival'' Cosmetic Pack: https://www.ea.com/games/starwars/jedi/jedi-survivor
Picking up five years after the e...
MOUNTED COMBAT?
CLANKERS?!
wtf
WHAT THE FUCK
yeag
ACTUAL DUAL WIELDING
Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 will be released on October 21, 2025.
The action-RPG video game is the sequel to the cult classic Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines. Vampire: the Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 lets players step into its story through two distinct, alternating perspectives: Elder vampire Phyre and Malkavian detective Fabien...
is this one of the DLC clans?
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
... the fallen order credits are still rolling
let's see the chievos
this is gonna take a while.
shame this game got fucked so much
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
ok these chievos are doable
just that one is gonna take forever
🤮
... why did EA make a recap video
is a 3rd game coming?
"I played 100% of pacific drive"
3.4million views 20 hours ago
Evil forces plague the tenth world – will you be the one to defeat them?
Valheim is coming to PlayStation®5 in 2026.
Valheim is made by developer Iron Gate, published by Coffee Stain Publishing.
#ps5 #ps5games
they werent any "kill me moment" on pacific drive
i had actually fun grinding 100%
Neil Newbon narrating a Valheim trailer 
tbh the achievements were really simple
and the game itself is very forgiving
i didnt even know your car became an "anomaly" when you die

no wonder i couldn't get one of the upgrades
because it needed you to scan your car's corpse
Where you from?
BRAZIL MENTIONED
Muda means "balls" as in testicles in my language
(the fallen order credits are STILL going)
muda is what Dio yells when throwing his punches, which means "useless" or "futile" in japanese
in my language it either means sprout/seedling or a mute woman 
lemme open 100% checklist again

and im fucked because Germany has some shit in the GIF selection
I love all south americans man
Real
we love you
You guys know whats up
Fuck stress and shit
Family barbeque and beer
Iz da life
the grind never ends
Although Blanka was very well-received by Brazilian gamers, Capcom was criticized for its depiction of Brazil. Former Capcom producer Yoshinori Ono, surprised when told that Blanka is popular among Brazilians, apologized for the poor impression of the country given by the character.
it's funny how OTHER COUNTRIES criticized Capcom for Blanka
while brazilians love him
vine thud
it's always people being offended in others' behalf
and the credits are still rolling
doge did u like the plant
man I wonder what kazahks think of borat
this is when I finished the game.
TWENTY FIVE MINUTES OF CREDITS.
Reminds me of something.
I got a buddy from Nigeria and he loves anime. There was some anime festival thingy and he dressed up as the blonde guy from jujutsu kaisen (forgot his name, the white blonde dude with a cleaver).
He was getting shit on because he was "stealing" japanese culture and also dressing up as a white character so it "treason" to his black heritage or something.
My brain cannot fathom viewing the world like that. Bro was just an anime enjoyer lmao
yea it's friggin cancer
YUPPIE
people love to find shit to complain about
i thought i had to do multiple fares
like gta vc cab mission 
not bad 
how the fuck am i gonna do this ?
Stock market
@sour rivet YOU
You got time till GTA VI drops
im on 5.5 mil spent 
need to watch a video about it then
because idk what to do post game
and i couldn't profit them when doing assassination missions as franklin
It says its 15% complete tho thats not 5mil
Shoot ammo, restock ammo i guess
no thats global
player count
15% of players
got that achievement
no

i....thought i did ?
probably have to do smth else
WHO ?
Ah. i see whatchu mean now birb

You know that ghost lady on the mountain?
the easter egg ?
Yea she has a quest
o h .
But guess what
how do i trigger it ?
You gotta collect 50 pieces of a letter
WELCOME TO HELL

Didnt even know that
ez
Fellas
i have to go and collect :
-30 nuclear wastes
-50 pieces of paper
-27 kush
-16 animal photos
-50 spaceship parts
-49 stunt jumps
-50 under the bridges (says 25 for 100% but need 50 for steam achievement
)
-complete all of the races
-complete all parachute jumps
-2 triathlons
-somehow get 195 million dollars
at least it's not San Andreas
H E L
Why can't I say gae smh
thank fuck
I forgot if GTA V has rampage challenge
finished em already
rampages are fun
which one was your fav
hmmmmm
Collect all Coyote Fruit ig
probably the military one 
bro got offended because he was canadian
and blew everything
its a faint accent
rednecks is funny
bro just takes the gun in 1 swoop
and causes mayhem
huh
the more you know
oh right there is this too

fun night out with the bros
dafuq
no idea how to even do this
oh wait
my guess is calling them for "hangout"
Why's the first guy in clear sky look like Dr phil
Shitty 50 round box mag with a AR-18 that jams more than a M16 in Vietnam
We have Stoner 63 at home
Stoner 63 at home:
Nice AR18
Those old mags follower were pretty finicky to work with
finicky?
Recent made metal mag works better
damn near impossible lmao
workin hard or hardly workin
also damn fine pilot shot
gg ez
danke

Y'all see Israel was just ruled to be committing genocide
@frank hearth @verbal lodge Money
everyone's drunk
also a neat little detail i just noticed
if i pull a weapon so does everyone else
yo that me

t,t,t,t,t

yes trevor
god doge is such a nerd 
@marsh cargo hello i have a question

is it mexican independance day
yes
oh shit
❓

are you a dumbass
sorry im very angry about tarrifs and fedex



they can still see 
catastrophic choice of words i made


cuckold
im cooked lads, see you in a day for needless @ ing a staff member
oh hallo tanaka

send tiddies 
trevor is bisexual confirmed
Doge when Falco sees micro pixel of nip
very nice PSA
not the double gif
shitty fucking reception

doger
a
probably
OOOOOOOOO
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magik
oh crap is this both inquisitors at once 
10 waves 
this is stranger of paradise all over again
and no I am not clearing any of them with zero damage taken OR zero heals used
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amelia tyler is such a joy
really loved her bg3 bloopers
aoi did catch me off guard

WDYM shes the RETURN TO THE EMBERS arasaka

MF
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NEW COKE
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GOLF-

the real endgame
dammit these challenges are hard 
bro what am i even playing rn why is this faster than skating
QRT: hadmyback
so i waited over half of my life for skate 4 just for it to look like fortnite...
sonic cosplayer
also skate 4 is out??
been afaik
since today






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