╟❓general-offtopic

[wet lantern]

Sand falls

[slim magnet]

markiplier nerded out a lot on polybridge due to his background as an engineer

dropout iirc

but did go through some of the career

god why do i remember a 2013ish markiplier upload

[wet lantern]

Helloverybodymynameismarkiplier and welcome to five nights at freddy's

[still saddle]

pleasediepie is the name

[broken mountain]

draw me

motivation my ass

you have 1 hour

[slim magnet]

i do kinda have one hour

but i'm almost done with the thing

finna stash the ambien for tomorrow

oh but i have a test on tuesday

that i haven't studied shit for

at this point it feels borderline morally wrong to even try

[real aspen]

also to be fair

i think professional education spends like 70% on bare basics

and then deeper principles behind those basics

basically to set you off into searching for more complicated stuff and teaching yourself

[slim magnet]

software engineer here is 4 years (shortest available, there are ones that go up for like 8 years) of literally just plain ass basics with SOME dabbling into esoteric stuff but only theory

like we had a class on cybersec

but that's it

no mention of it ever again

shit is so bad that stacking random licenses will get you farther than having the professional diploma

yet here i am

[real aspen]

we had a module on cybersecurity yeah

mostly basics of not being a dumbass on internet

[slim magnet]

rotting away on death row inside a career path that i fucking despise

[real aspen]

but went deeper into standards and pen testing and such

unfortunately couldnt get any practical lessons in that cause, well, pretty difficult to do high level pen-testing without extensive coding knowledge

some free libraries out there but that's it

[slim magnet]

i feel like i kinda killed the teacher nerd out on cybersec last year because he was showing us how to remote access

and the first thing i did was shut his computer off

like instinctively

i have no regrets tho that was funny as fuck

[real aspen]

still kinda funny how big of a deal remote access was made in the cybersec lectures

[slim magnet]

but that's like the highlight of the career

[real aspen]

even though enabling remote access is arguably more difficult and requires more steps and setup than disabling it

and afaik no computer comes with remote access enabled by default

so it takes some significant fuckups on company side to get hacked with just that

[slim magnet]

tbh the only thing i developed some interest for in the career, even if minuscule, is cybersec||, although for the wrong reasons||

[nocturne aurora]

and still if you make an idiot proof system some dumbass makes it go boom somehow

[slim magnet]

i still wouldn't pursue it

[carmine laurel]

[real aspen]

If not the risk to livelihood, I think many cybersec people would actually love for shit to go boom

Since they get to use what they learned

And learn new stuff at the same time

[nocturne aurora]

saw it once when somehow an Aprentice maneged to f up the sequence of gear shifts in an small loco

witch you cant normaly do

[broken mountain]

If I go to a gas station toilet and see a wet seat, I must take a shit on the doormat

It is what it is

[upbeat verge]

@oak magnet https://open.spotify.com/track/2WaA5bVXcIqqpz9j0gd7qK?si=11933e8b22754a81

awwww man just took a big shit

[stable pilot]

@umbral sluice is there any channel / discord for Dragon's Dogamma? i found a missing dependency from that list thats not in the spreadsheet

[blazing jackal]

[broken mountain]

There is a server

Idk where tho

[stable pilot]

oh nice , i cant find it by search anywhere , i thought i remembered gamma having a dogamma thread but could be a server like you say

[left mantle]

#📢announcements message

[oak magnet]

im doing one rn

[stable pilot]

thanks

[oak magnet]

shitting on company time

im gonna earn like 16p shitting

[pallid sapphire]

Imagine pinging @fiery kelp

[nocturne aurora]

dont forget your coffe and smoke breaks every 45min-1,5h

[oak magnet]

dont have those

i dont smoke at work

[nocturne aurora]

[oak magnet]

i only have 1 coffee at work per day

[pallid sapphire]

Smoking makes you impotent

[oak magnet]

does it?

[pallid sapphire]

Not that it concerns you

[pallid sapphire]

Cancer is fun

Lass mal Deutsch schreiben

[nocturne aurora]

my dude every Harz4 / Bürgergeld empfänger smokes like a Smokestak and has 10 children so

[pallid sapphire]

Ich kann das nich mit dem Briten

Der macht mich fertig

[nocturne aurora]

wir konnten mal mit Briten dachte Franzosen waren auf deren stufe ?

[pallid sapphire]

Briten hassen die Franzosen

[nocturne aurora]

wir auch

[pallid sapphire]

Eigentlich mögen die Briten uns

Warthunder Esports is Französisch

Das triggert bissel

Kein Russen Bias

Franzen bias is real

[nocturne aurora]

hmm und Starcraft 2 das von Südkoreanern

[pallid sapphire]

Blizzard

Lizzard

🦎

🦎

🦎

EIDECHSE

Mein Kollege guckt sich jetzt Rentenvideos an

Ganz interessant

[real aspen]

wizard

[pallid sapphire]

Deine Oma

[nocturne aurora]

mein schaffner meinte letztens zu mir er hat kb mehr und chillt bei mir im Führerstand

[pallid sapphire]

Kann ich nachvollziehen

[real aspen]

why are ya'll speaking french

[pallid sapphire]

🗡️

[real aspen]

damn

[nocturne aurora]

trd komisch mit 4 Fahrgästen nachts durch die gegend zu tuckern in ner Doppeltraktion

[real aspen]

bruh

fucking

i hate this

why does a single item needs that much packing

just put it in a fucking tube bruh

fucking

hell

[torpid glacier]

Did you take the picture during a fucking sprint

[pallid sapphire]

Willkomen bei der Deutschen Bahn

[torpid glacier]

Why is it so blurry

[real aspen]

it's a youtube video

[torpid glacier]

Oh lmao

[slim magnet]

finna sleep finally dude

[nocturne aurora]

hmm entweder chillt der Schaffner bei mir vorne oder er chillt hinten und kukt netflix aufm handy

[slim magnet]

at 0620

insanity

[pallid sapphire]

Würd ich Nachts auch machen

Um 24 uhr fahren eh nur Fentanyl abhängige

[torpid glacier]

Also, randomly stumbled across this Twitter profile. Every post is literally “Went for a walk.” And it’s him in a different dimension lmao

[slim magnet]

crazy how i could go for insane amounts of time drawing without feeling a thing but now i'm actually dizzy from lack of sleep

[torpid glacier]

The best ones are these

Bros just getting followed

[slim magnet]

good night chat

[torpid glacier]

His photography is so captivatingly nostalgic while still being unsettling

[nocturne aurora]

ne gott lob nicht bei uns, da sinds eher die leute von der spätschicht welche einfach pennen wollen also ez

[torpid glacier]

It’s got a constant vibe of “You aren’t supposed to be here.”

[fiery kelp]

Based

[torpid glacier]

@noble atlas the real grok

[fiery kelp]

I just run his numbers

[pallid sapphire]

No @topaz badge is the real one

[torpid glacier]

@opal frigate

The true grok to rule them all

Oh shit, I fucking left my house, came back and I left war thunder running for almost 5 hours

Snail is fed

[pallid sapphire]

XD mir hat mal ne Crackhure im Hamburger hbf meine bestellung bei Mcdonalds geklaut

Prägt sich ein

[nocturne aurora]

wundert mich 0

[pallid sapphire]

Peak

[left mantle]

Finally

The monk is into maps now

[pallid sapphire]

Ich fahr selten Zug aber wenn hab ich immer vollgedröhnte Idioten da

Als wir uns den Kater geholt haben auch.Die pisser haben immer versucht den Käfig auf zu machen

Vollgedröhnte Arschgeigen

[nocturne aurora]

lach mal nicht hatte letztens Feldjäger die nen junkie ausm zug geschmissen haben weil er angefangen hat Galaxy gas sich zu drücken

hurensöhne welche kleber schnüffeln habe ich auch genug aber nur aufm Bahnsteig

[upbeat verge]

i fucking hate watching movies when mom is home
ive put the speakers on loke 40% volume and the sub on 50 to 60%
me a dad are watching the movies and ive put on subtitles for dad since he doesnt understand english
and mom constantly goes
"it has substitles why have you turned the volume so high you read them anyway"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jesus christ woman

[pallid sapphire]

Wtf

[upbeat verge]

made me want to throw the dvd at her

[pallid sapphire]

Back to bathroom posting

@real aspen

[upbeat verge]

aha

is that a donald duck comic

[leaden pilot]

guys

look

N I N E

there's no way there's a bigger number than this

[hexed kernel]

hello again chat :3

[leaden pilot]

hello trianqarine

how was the factor

holy fuck

1 0

[hexed kernel]

i didn't like it :(

[leaden pilot]

D:

damn, sorry to hear that :(

[hexed kernel]

also i was supposed to have a job interview today so i walked to the front door in time and just didn't enter

and walked back

[nocturne aurora]

ja auch du würdest dich nicht mit 4x 2,10m x 1,90m Schränken anlegen welche in uniform sind

[leaden pilot]

:(

sorry to hear that man

[thick plover]

You get next job 🫂

[hexed kernel]

i think i would just rather kms

for real

as the kids say

[latent hazel]

What

[left mantle]

"Oh hey this boosts attack speed i guess i'll just OH MY GOODNESS"

[thick plover]

Living the doge life i see

4 more hours until i can get home

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/545732765996285967/1385653304742248648/ssstwitter.com_1750435868392.gif

I just want to play darkest dungeon

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3nfmgykmdHpX0M5dSVnMnX?si=tQHR1beWTCq8VApqNqDSHw

[real aspen]

could be worse, not a fan of those hanging toilets though

actually i dont know why i said 'could be worse'

it's not even bad

wooden(?) cabinet could be a problem if paints get damaged

[pallid sapphire]

No

Just paint it over

@oblique belfry get fucked

We dunked on you

Hard

[blazing jackal]

peak

[pallid sapphire]

With hard balls

Hard dunk

[blazing jackal]

Its gonna be a nightmare to fix some leaking plumbing unless you not installed expensive af door at top of already not very cheap hanged toilet.

Looks cool tho, easier to wipe the floor, otherwise its just a gimmick

Also, considering how morbidly fat people can be - hanging toilet can simply detach from the wall and break under your ass into very nasty shards

[real aspen]

i like toilets that sit flush to both ground and wall

but arent integrated

so you an just unbolt, cut off silicone waterproofing and pull it off if needed

[rocky turtle]

hello all

[nocturne aurora]

[blazing jackal]

[hexed kernel]

haii :3

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-licking-tongue-anime-girl-licking-screen-definitesilence-gif-14377249506724985720

[carmine laurel]

[frozen void]

The 7N40 (also known as 5.45x39mm 7N40) is a high-end armor-piercing ammunition type in Escape from Tarkov. It features a 4.2-gram bullet with a pointed hardened carbon steel core over a lead base, encased in a bimetallic jacket and steel case. Developed as part of Russia's Ratnik program (alongside the 7N39 "Igolnik"), it's designed for superior penetration against body armor while maintaining solid damage output.

Key Stats (as of the latest wipe data):Damage: 49 HP per shot
Penetration Power: 62 (excellent for piercing Class 4-6 armor, though it can bounce off angled surfaces due to its design)
Recoil: -20% (reduces weapon kick significantly, making it easier to control full-auto fire)
Fragmentation Chance: 14% (moderate chance to fragment on impact for additional internal damage)
Accuracy: High, with low deviation and recoil verticality

Usage and Availability:Compatible with 5.45x39mm weapons like the AK-74 series, AKS-74U, and M4A1 variants.
It's one of the top-tier 5.45mm rounds for PvP, balancing penetration and damage better than alternatives like PS or BT for armored targets, though it's rarer than those.
Cannot be bought on the Flea Market; it spawns in small stacks (10-20 rounds) in high-loot areas like tech stores, marked rooms, or jaeger stashes. It's also a quest reward (e.g., 3 packs of 30 from "Shipping Delay - Part 1").
Drawbacks: High bounce probability on non-perpendicular surfaces and extreme rarity, making it a "legendary" ammo that's hard to farm in bulk.

[uneven sapphire]

[hexed kernel]

omagad the iedy brainrot is back

the nature is healing

[real aspen]

ok so

seriously

[latent hazel]

Isn't this false

[real aspen]

can anyone explain why packaging is done like this?

[frozen void]

yeah idk why it took m4a1 and 62 pen

[real aspen]

a lot of empty space

besides for branding purposes (which is stupid reason to have that much waste)

for drill bits or jigsaw blade i sent before, a cardboard tube would be more than enough

[left mantle]

Congrats you've come to the realization that a lot of shit is done for a stupid reason

[real aspen]

would also save costs because tubes are mcuh better use of space than those unstackable boards

transport costs i mean, fewer boxes for same amount of items

[real aspen]

can we kill the stupid

[left mantle]

We cannot

Considering statistically they make up half of us

[real aspen]

damn

oh some things are in carboard tubes

[still saddle]

U have a very short thumb

[real aspen]

brother there's literally youtube in the bottom

[still saddle]

No there is not

U photoshopped that in

[real aspen]

i'll shop your photos and frame you for nuclear war

[still saddle]

Yes

[real aspen]

anyway im adding that to my setting's daily kit items

storage tubes to carry small important stuff

made from specific materials so they chime when walking and moving around

[timber oxide]

We'd have to start with you

[rocky turtle]

[real aspen]

we'll all go together

with atomic bomb

and live forever in atomic heaven

[timber oxide]

[rocky turtle]

[rocky turtle]

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/mita-miside-slap-cute-patang-gif-11330239393317058409

[rocky turtle]

[oak magnet]

i need wind chimes

[real aspen]

youtube is completely broken now

[left mantle]

bro this build is wack

[real aspen]

doesnt show comments

[obsidian sun]

@sick trail can we gamble

[real aspen]

or channel name

hmmm yes

the void

with 71.6k subscribers

[umbral sluice]

There’s a Dogamma discord . But you can tell me here what’s the issue

[rocky turtle]

its works fine for me

[left mantle]

dw we got them directed

[rocky turtle]

even tho site is " banned " in my country

[stable pilot]

apparently my eyesight was the issue , even skimmed the list twice lmao

[left mantle]

@frank hearth I need to fuckin clip this for you, this shit is so fucking dumb lmao

[real aspen]

at least you admit being blind, better than 90% of gamma users

[torpid glacier]

Majority of retards here can’t read

[rocky turtle]

what da game you playing?

[left mantle]

poe2

[torpid glacier]

Well, only when it makes them right. They’ll recite the fucking Iliad blindfolded if it means they’d win an argument.

[left mantle]

The monk build has hit maps and it is fucking dumb as shit lmao

[umbral sluice]

👍

[torpid glacier]

It’s foggy at my dads house

[umbral sluice]

Great chat 👍

[torpid glacier]

[torpid glacier]

You’re welcome sir

[blazing jackal]

zomboid ahh landscape

[rocky turtle]

why do i hear akira yamaoka playing on the backround?

[sick trail]

I blame @latent hazel for the loss

[obsidian sun]

me too

[hexed kernel]

anyone knows any other media with fog in it other than silent hill?

[obsidian sun]

we were on a streak

[latent hazel]

[hexed kernel]

sh is getting stale

[latent hazel]

Morrowind

[sick trail]

Garry's Mod

[rocky turtle]

any rts with fog of war

[oak magnet]

GAMBLING????)?

[left mantle]

https://streamable.com/epc707 just incase you were also curious @frank hearth

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-ultra-instinct-dragon-ball-punch-anime-gif-16330247

[left mantle]

Literally

I'm at 7.81 a/s

It can be faster.

[rocky turtle]

damn new dragon balls looks dope

[torpid glacier]

Cry of fear, the mist, sleepy hollow, blade runner, brotherhood of the wolf (kinda)

[left mantle]

Now I just need to level up

[torpid glacier]

Any source maps inherently feel spooky. They always have such a lonely and uncanny vibe.

[torpid glacier]

It’s Michigan instead of Kentucky, but close enough.

Went to my cousins football game, saw a lil fella there.

Big man

There was also this creature

[left mantle]

But this build is gonna get crazy once I high roll it, but I won't be able to till I get past 80

[rocky turtle]

door

[torpid glacier]

The creature feature, featuring the creature.

[rocky turtle]

[left mantle]

I also realized why my falling thunder had such dogshit damage even with high combo... It may have been level 6 still

[rocky turtle]

[left mantle]

Oh well, I was still doing work

[blazing jackal]

jumping fella

[hexed kernel]

rat :3

[cunning reef]

hiii

[oak magnet]

RAT

[hexed kernel]

i don't think it is recommended for adult pet rats to be exposed to nature

unless they've been exposed periodically since an early age

[cunning reef]

no idea, twas a meme i found

[frank hearth]

[rocky turtle]

Hi shine

[cunning reef]

hellodge

[blazing maple]

ate beef stroganoff

she stroga on my beef til I'm off

[oak magnet]

crows and ravens are fucking insane

their fucking intelligence is on par with primates in many cases

and their brain despite being so small is just so efficiently wired

[rocky turtle]

Hi off im droon

[left mantle]

yeah went into a high pack mob map and uh, realized once I get health on kill it's gonna go fucking nuts

[pallid sapphire]

The crack nuts and wallnuts here with your car

They put them on the street and wait for you to drive over it

Their insanely smört

[latent hazel]

Do you have to stroge the beef to eat it?

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/ass-skyrim-manslayer-gif-22565613

[latent hazel]

Whar

[blazing maple]

no it was pre-stroged

[torpid glacier]

https://youtu.be/lutqJzGfQMA?si=uxNkg3kCWtmez2zQ Hot, sexy even.

[sick trail]

Store bought stroge

[torpid glacier]

Nobody stroge’s at home anymore, you buy that just pre stroged.

[left mantle]

Divine orb drop

[torpid glacier]

Bet you aren’t as good as Elon musk

He walked by like 2 divine orb drops and didn’t even pick them up

[latent hazel]

Public stroging is prohibited by law

[arctic flicker]

time to redownload project zomboid

[latent hazel]

He is that rich

[pallid sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1416107588042489986/RDT_20250912_0356507227179947856118424.gif

Mhhh

Ded

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/794902863947759619/812520963014656000/image0.gif

@timid hollow

Imma replay the 106 geme

From start

Deleted my save yesterday

[timid hollow]

[pallid sapphire]

Brot und Bier ja

Il replay on very hard

[hexed kernel]

bond. james bond

[rocky turtle]

brick which was made from brick

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/brick-brick-heck-8-free-pizzas-the-middle-gif-6740369052350810256

[hexed kernel]

bricks²

[pallid sapphire]

Il brick your god damn brick bricks

[blazing maple]

new Allesia art comissioned. The cow shall arrive soon

brand new cow art in 2025

aren't you lucky?

[hexed kernel]

[fluid trout]

despite all of my rage I'm still just a rat in a cage

[torpid glacier]

[sick trail]

[rocky turtle]

[torpid glacier]

Lil mouse in a trash can but yeah

[fluid trout]

fuck looksmaxxing we bossmaxxing in here take your sensitive ass back to ig reels

[torpid glacier]

I’m not racist enough for reels

[fluid trout]

who ever performed the c-section on the boss deserves to be drawn and quartered

how the fuck can you do that shit that badly

[torpid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-toggle-cry-revolver-ocelot-cry-ocelot-cry-little-big-planet-gif-13708296211113666115

[oak magnet]

and the ones that did it on the highway realised they got crushed too fine

and then found out driving schools are best

less cars, less speed

[fluid trout]

played the original one in honor of the remake, the heli duel scene is hilarious cause I fucked up my inputs and shot the wall

generational loss

[timid hollow]

It was in the middle of a ww2 battlefield

at least in the og she mentions that she birthed ocelot in a battle

[fluid trout]

oh shit for real?

[timid hollow]

SHE BIRTHED HIM ON DDAY WTF

That women is built different

[timber oxide]

Built stupid

[torpid glacier]

Going to battle while pregnant is immensely stupid, but I’ll ignore that because it’s cinematic I guess.

[rocky turtle]

[fluid trout]

prolly did it herself too, the mad lass

[torpid glacier]

I know Kojima is literally married, but sometimes I wonder if he’s ever like, met a woman before. Or another human for that matter,

[fluid trout]

he tosses everything for the rule of cool

fuck that shit

[torpid glacier]

I feel like anytime you see him it’s just a body double

[hexed kernel]

ah so when in wolfenstein the new colossus something like that happened people were upset but when it happened in real life...

double standards smh

[timber oxide]

Real life?

[torpid glacier]

Metal gear is 1 to 1 with real events that transpired

Obviously

[hexed kernel]

oh

i'm retarded

oops

[timber oxide]

Yes you are

[hexed kernel]

😭

[torpid glacier]

That’s like someone with a missing arm explaining they’re an amputee. Of course you’re retarded lmao.

Anyone can see

[hexed kernel]

i'm used to game wikis having differently colored backgrounds 😭

i just read the first two words and assumed that it's from wikipedia since it's white 😭

[fluid trout]

you prolly wouldve been one of those guys on neoseeker making game logo ascii art huh

[timber oxide]

Don't assume things because apparently you're not good at it

Also that's not white

[rocky turtle]

[timber oxide]

Or at least not pure white like Wikipedia

[proven tundra]

Good morning chatters

[fluid trout]

aint no way bro saw the names The Boss and The Sorrow and went "huh, thats prolly real"

[timber oxide]

Mgs wiki has that background color like someone pissed on it but not too much

Hi Rat

[rocky turtle]

🐀 🥰

[rocky turtle]

games with piss filter were peak

[hexed kernel]

why so mean 😭

evil chat full of evil people!!!!!!!!!!

[hexed kernel]

haii :3

[fluid trout]

that aint mean, I'm just saying you're built in a manner not commonly found in baseline humans

[teal spade]

make art

[torpid glacier]

At some point your noggin should’ve clicked that what you’re reading most likely didn’t happen

[fluid trout]

thanks for giving us the information that white background and black text in sections makes you think its real

we surely will not misuse this knowledge

[torpid glacier]

We should be like orks and have the power of imagination so hard that we make shit become real

[rocky turtle]

p!fiction

[muted gyro]

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[torpid glacier]

Slow everything that guy says down to like -12x and it sounds like a drunk guy at a bar asking you questions

[rocky turtle]

[torpid glacier]

“Not this time.”

When

What time

[solid sundial]

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[hexed kernel]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i'm out

meanies

bullies

[teal spade]

YES! LEAVE! AND GO DRAW SOMETHING

[hexed kernel]

fuckers

[teal spade]

[torpid glacier]

Weird thing to bring up, but that reminds me. A few weeks back I was talking to someone on another server and they thought chica from fnaf was hot. I pointed out “So… You do know that they’re literal kids right? They’re actually children.” And he got really mad about it and went on a rant about how it’s not the same

I know I’m responding to a bot

[fluid trout]

I'm still wondering why they went with that design in a supposedly 100% family friendly pizzeria

[torpid glacier]

That isn’t even what I’m concerned about. They’re robots with the souls of children. Like, I get the animatronic isn’t the kid, but out of principle it feels a little icky.

[fluid trout]

feels very icky

[rocky turtle]

[hexed kernel]

no joke i think anyone would've punched you in the face hard if you said that to them irl

there's nothing but hatred and vitriol online nowadays 🥀

[timber oxide]

But in general they don't care about the lore, but just that they think that the robot is hot

Which now that I remember the designs of FNAF animatronics, I don't understand it, but I also see no problem with it

[timid hollow]

As long as he doesnt say the girl from sister location is hot, whateva

[torpid glacier]

That’s what I mean. If the animatronics werent possessed by kids there’s no issue. It’s that factor alone that seems kinda… Weird I guess lmao.

[fluid trout]

holy shit the new fan games they got coming out are scary as shit

I feel like I need 911 on speed dial if I ever play them shits

[torpid glacier]

People IRL don’t say shit like that tbh

[timber oxide]

Punch them with what?

[real aspen]

legs

[timber oxide]

Which part of FNAF are we talking about

[torpid glacier]

Maybe I’m just numb to horror, but even fnaf fan games aren’t that scary. Ironically the first 4 were scarier because it felt like you were trapped, especially 4. In fnaf 4 you’re a kid trapped in his room, there’s nowhere to run.

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/fanteLiscio/status/1967299645648048568

Lišo (@fanteLiscio)

it was a regular commission but the commissioner told me i could put whatever i want as the background so i made it an active shooting

X · Sep 14, 2025, 6:49 PM

[torpid glacier]

Being able to run from stuff in secret of the mimic kills the horror imo

[real aspen]

jump out of the window

[fluid trout]

you literally cannot make me play fnaf 4 again, I would instantly punch you

[torpid glacier]

[real aspen]

weak

[torpid glacier]

Dawg nobody is making you do anything

[real aspen]

we gotta social pressure chrono into playing it now

[fluid trout]

I'm just saying in a hypothetical situtation where a person refers me to play fnaf 4, I would bail the fuck out

[blazing maple]

the brain in my head is a parasite that tells me to drink water and get a good night's sleep

[torpid glacier]

I meant the animatronics themselves. Overall, thinking the model is hot isn’t bad. It’s the fact that they’re possessed by the souls of children that, by principal, makes it weird.

[real aspen]

what if someone doesnt believe in soul

[blazing maple]

love that

[torpid glacier]

Fnaf 4 is good but I don’t find it scary. Then again, I don’t find much of anything scary, which is sad to me. I miss getting spooked.

[real aspen]

playing [redacted] when i was a kid ruined horror for me

nothing hits anymore

[timber oxide]

The animatronics in security breach aren't possessed so they are free real estate, case closed (I still don't care because it's a vidya game)

[fluid trout]

I've seen men lose hands to hydraulics but by god you cannot make me play scary games

[hexed kernel]

[timber oxide]

You don't punch people with legs, it's called a kick

[rocky turtle]

i watched a lot of horros when i was yound because of the parents now im only scared of paydays

[torpid glacier]

I don’t believe in zombies overrunning Kentucky, but it’s also a game and in fnaf game souls exist

[little depot]

god i hate ren'py

[timber oxide]

Hi azu

[real aspen]

are you playing hentai games again

[little depot]

Heya pyrson

[little depot]

A. No
B. fuck u mean again?

[real aspen]

renpy games are either school projects or porn

[torpid glacier]

wtf is renpy

[little depot]

im at school so what do you think

[real aspen]

school project

[timber oxide]

But what if it's both

[rocky turtle]

Hi azu

[real aspen]

why not

[little depot]

think if scratch and rpg maker had a inbred retard child

[little depot]

heyaaa

[hexed kernel]

pardon for a tiny vent but i've been bullied and called things my entire life even though i myself never harmed anyone in any way so maybe i'm just overreacting and/or too much of a pussy. most likely both :3

[little depot]

good thinking

[real aspen]

bully and call them worse things back

[proven tundra]

[fluid trout]

sorry big dawg

[timber oxide]

Kill them

[little depot]

I would call you slurs endearingly

<3

[blazing maple]

@torpid grove @rocky turtle @hexed kernel @sour rivet ibs hap

[timber oxide]

I would just call him slurs

[little depot]

im in my inner peace wholesome arc

[rocky turtle]

🐄

[timber oxide]

Bitch

[torpid glacier]

Most people won’t physically assault you for talking to them. And if they’re the kind of person to get mad and punch you over you saying “Well it’s kinda weird to like xyz thing.” Then idk how they’re even out of their house in the first place. People like that should stay online.

[little depot]

Yes?

[timber oxide]

Oh wow you really are in your inner peace arc

[little depot]

<3

[torpid glacier]

Look at this creature

[little depot]

peace and love

[torpid glacier]

He crawled under my boot

[real aspen]

eat it

free protein

[timber oxide]

Kill

[real aspen]

never say no to free protein

[torpid glacier]

He’s still big chilling here

[fluid trout]

give em a lil kiss

[torpid glacier]

No cardio so I can’t burn it off 😔

[torpid glacier]

Begone

[rocky turtle]

succ

[torpid glacier]

Hate big spiders

[little depot]

Guh I want a pet leech

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/space-marine-space-marine-2-warhammer-warhammer40k-slam-gif-13840589410824280412

[little depot]

just gotta find one

[real aspen]

i want a soft spider

[quiet abyss]

A perfect use for this gif

[torpid glacier]

[proven tundra]

[real aspen]

like you slap it and it jiggles like pudding

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-handshake-meme-my-man-warhammer-gif-1789335409913780266

[little depot]

spiders are the cutests out of the arachnids tbh

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-cat-bouncing-bounce-funny-gif-11076513467336710332

this but spider

[torpid glacier]

I don’t like insects or arachnids

[quiet abyss]

You and me both

I hate leeches too

I just salt those fuckers

Eat salt and die dickhead

[rocky turtle]

do u have rat spider emoji?

[proven tundra]

[torpid glacier]

I can literally do first aid on someone bleeding heavily, won’t bat an eye. If I see someone vomiting in front of me I WILL vomit if I don’t look away, and if a spider is crawling on my skin I’ll legit pass out.

[torpid glacier]

Two things I cannot stand

[little depot]

what did the poodle moths ever do to u

[rocky turtle]

cursed

[torpid glacier]

People throwing up and insects

Dawg, I won’t even go in a specific part of my house if there’s a big bug there

[fluid trout]

give me more on this

I'm intrigued

[quiet abyss]

Indeed

[torpid glacier]

Moths are big chilling tho

[quiet abyss]

Cursed

[torpid glacier]

This thing walked up and then just fell asleep, it’s still here.

[quiet abyss]

“Damn thats a sexy ass lamp, yo mike, go talk to her” gets electrocuted and fucking dies

[torpid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/slide-slide-in-sup-girl-hey-flirting-gif-15281037987083649555

[little depot]

they come in different colours!

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

Bro deleted his double post, thought he was slick

Saw that

[torpid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/eddie-brock-venom-shouting-yell-gif-13127095

[quiet abyss]

[torpid glacier]

I hate discord

[little depot]

look at this feller

[torpid glacier]

It’s been doing that for weeks

[quiet abyss]

Me too

[little depot]

wait for it

[proven tundra]

[little depot]

fuck the image isnet sending

[torpid glacier]

Is that a lamp in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

UwU

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

Is that a lantern or are you happy to see me

[fluid trout]

bro is shy

[quiet abyss]

Their eyes look like fabric wtf

I dont get it

Little balls of yarn

N shit

[proven tundra]

The entire thing looks like it's from Yoshi's wooly world

[quiet abyss]

Yeah

Baseball, huh?

[proven tundra]

[carmine laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/moth-drum-drumming-gif-25716665

[quiet abyss]

[proven tundra]

I must forage for caffeine

[timid hollow]

why do enemies speak german on normal difficulty in crysis and when i played on the hardest they speak korean

[little depot]

live azu reaction

[proven tundra]

So you don't know what they're saying

[little depot]

me when im sleepy in zomboid

[carmine laurel]

changes the timeline of what you're fighting to save on ai development

[timid hollow]

I just need to hear them to kill them, doesnt matter what they say

[rocky turtle]

because its harder to kill them if u dont understand them

i mean they speak russian on normal too and on hardest the speak korean

[little depot]

chinese silkworm

[torpid glacier]

Hollow knight 3: silkworm

[proven tundra]

If you are playing in Korean
Do they speak Korean on normal and English on hard?

[little depot]

they remove ur ability to speak korean

[proven tundra]

[fluid trout]

they beam anti-korean propaganda into your brain and removes all traces of the language

[proven tundra]

[rocky turtle]

thats a good question

[visual abyss]

Ok so I'm playing Minecraft now

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/palantir-invest-palantir-palantir-technologies-data-analytics-palantir-stock-gif-19450597

[timid hollow]

(we love cutscenes that werent intended for such resolutions)

[visual abyss]

I found a nice biome and want a base there but idk how to decorate the inside

[fluid trout]

I'm too freedompilled for the palantirstare

[fluid trout]

cleavage shot for no good reason

[coarse root]

Hey guys I know there's a dedicated channel for this but it currently appears dead so I'm asking here as well:

I'm interested in Anomaly modding - mainly remodeling/retexturing characters/guns. I'm not a beginner (3 years of 3D character rigging/animation and 2 years of programming Python/C) and I already found a way to import .ogf file format in Blender (I use Blender). The only thing I'm missing right now is some Anomaly modding specifics. I found some links to Anomaly modding guide book in pinned messages that appear to be dead links. I ask you where can I find 3D modeling/texturing info related to Anomaly modding? Are there any tutorials, articles?

[carmine laurel]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@coarse root

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified reddit mod)

[pallid sapphire]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@coarse root

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified reddit mod)

[timid hollow]

Its okay reddit mods

[carmine laurel]

just wait for the mods making channel tbh

cause all Im going to do is link back to the same stuff in there

[fluid trout]

dawg posted his message like 4 minutes ago, got no response and went straight here

[sick trail]

Scroll to #╙🖇mods-making-discussion innit

[carmine laurel]

read the pins in there

cause thats legit all there is

[sick trail]

Goes in dead channel, does not wait 24 hours

[fluid trout]

if nothing else just wait for someone lmao its only been a coupla minutes

[coarse root]

sorry guys, didn't know about that

[coarse root]

most useful links are dead though

I guess I will just wait

I just suddenly got this idea of porting Eva's model from Metal Gear as replacement for Hip

[carmine laurel]

[coarse root]

ouch

what was that for

[fluid trout]

they did not have to go that hard for Ace Combat music, Magic Spear I for a mission where you just blow targets and feels heavily like filler?? unreal

[rocky turtle]

!hip

[solid sundial]

🫵

[carmine laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/armored-core-6-mecha-gif-4757470637699331849

[upbeat verge]

chat

big news chat

[coarse root]

Someone actually took time to make that command lol

[upbeat verge]

gather round gather round

[rocky turtle]

[fluid trout]

free costco hotdogs for all active chatters?

[little depot]

Im here

wheres my free twinks

[coarse root]

what's up

[timid hollow]

MAN I LOVE IT THAT NOMAD TALKS

[sick trail]

Are you paying your taxes finally?

[timid hollow]

Fucking alcatraz not saying one word

[sick trail]

He was shy

[rocky turtle]

[sick trail]

Just an introverted femboy

[torpid glacier]

Abusive goth girls/Oiled up goth femboys, hand them over.

[sick trail]

[upbeat verge]

@rocky turtle @timid hollow @pallid sapphire @oak magnet @cunning reef @oblique belfry @proven tundra @mint narwhal @little depot @rocky turtle @frozen void
she kissed me chat full on the mouth kiss

[sick trail]

Ah

[upbeat verge]

THERE IS YET HOPE

[sick trail]

[fluid trout]

everyone knows one mute main character will do all the work for your military, why bother

[rocky turtle]

Yoooooooooo

[upbeat verge]

kys then

[real aspen]

you're going to die in 12 hours

[torpid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-sir-lebron-james-starting-5-roger-that-noted-gif-10747765365720229024

[real aspen]

she put poison in there

rip ivan

[upbeat verge]

worth it

[fluid trout]

a meteor is falling unto your location in 40 minutes

[torpid glacier]

Mission accomplished soldier, well done.

[little depot]

ivan gets a kiss

no wayy

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/satono-diamond-uma-musume-lick-licking-gif-1120995586170710369

[upbeat verge]

we won

we fucking won

[little depot]

@upbeat verge was it the tinder girl?

[frozen void]

king ggs

[fluid trout]

https://tenor.com/view/satono-diamond-uma-musume-lick-licking-gif-1120995586170710369

[coarse root]

Wait who kissed who

[torpid glacier]

So the pepper spray didn’t come out a single time

[upbeat verge]

no

[timid hollow]

Tortle

[torpid glacier]

Azu kissed youyou, obviously.

[fluid trout]

he's too fast

[frozen void]

she is the man in that relationship

[little depot]

did yall kiss like a peck or like full on make out?

[torpid glacier]

A girl after my own heart

[torpid glacier]

Ivan would’ve went into a coma

[upbeat verge]

3 kisses without tongue

[coarse root]

https://tenor.com/view/annoyed-breaking-bad-mike-ehrmantraut-say-what-excuse-me-gif-7295123515818598985

[little depot]

as loving as I am, I would rather not have to make physical contact with youyou

[little depot]

awww man

try harder next time

[upbeat verge]

lemme make my coffe i explain

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-fuck-is-this-piece-of-shit-joe-pesci-gif-8346689911295826250

[real aspen]

kissing is weird

[little depot]

work that tongue white boy

[fluid trout]

he wouldve been rushed to the hospital by now for palpitations

[real aspen]

it's like

[coarse root]

without tongue? Mission complete 99%

[torpid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/cocodelvigne-durag-cocodurag-pesage-gif-20292457

[real aspen]

exchange of pheromones or some shit

[frozen void]

well he has to start somewhere

[hexed stag]

🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

[torpid glacier]

Go back to your planet

[little depot]

idk i just wanna taste my husband

[real aspen]

idk can someone explain why kissing is seen as romantic/sexy, seriously

[frozen void]

a win is a win guys

[torpid glacier]

We can’t all eat ass on the first date sab

[upbeat verge]

these men have never ventured where I just was

[little depot]

If we try hard enough we can

[real aspen]

i dont like ass

[timid hollow]

German Voices in crysis are

[real aspen]

im more of a hair person

[torpid glacier]

Ban him

Dry

[fluid trout]

we can't be rawing in the bathroom after the second date big boss

[coarse root]

https://tenor.com/view/whothefuckstartsaconversation-gif-22983824

[torpid glacier]

You must be new here

[carmine laurel]

no point explaining things to you when you'll just get pedantic about it

[oak magnet]

WHAAAAT

[little depot]

you eat hair?

[oak magnet]

SHE DID IT????

bro nice

[upbeat verge]

SHE initiated the kiss

[real aspen]

no i just look at it

[upbeat verge]

grabbed my face and went for it

[real aspen]

then shut up

[little depot]

waht kinda hair

[hexed stag]

I am more used to American ones, so I can't judge the DE ones

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/kang-the-conqueror-kang-variants-many-kangs-multiple-kangs-kangs-cheering-gif-13082239200333412930

[real aspen]

head hair

[carmine laurel]

nah, you first

[oak magnet]

i love it when women make the first move

[carmine laurel]

always with you "can someone explain this incredibly common and easy to understand thing"

[coarse root]

I've been here for months but I was busy (guess what?) playing GAMMA, I got tired and came out to chat a little

[fluid trout]

send me your location, theres a barber shop near me

[oak magnet]

because im useless at it but im learning about it

[little depot]

facial hair is on the head

what about wigs?

[real aspen]

there are 3 barber shops in 15 minute walking distance from where i am

[carmine laurel]

its on the head as well

[torpid glacier]

Bro you’re gonna get pegged

[oak magnet]

2 of them are money laundering

[oak magnet]

O:

everyone is happy today

[real aspen]

they give good cuts, so who cares

[fluid trout]

https://tenor.com/view/watching-you-observe-seeing-i-saw-you-gif-5740825

[oak magnet]

i got told i was missed so that made my day, sort of

[fluid trout]

you know their locations and the time it takes to get to em?

[upbeat verge]

she joked about it she said " I can get you a butt plug with a tail"

[oak magnet]

he needs alot of haircuts

[proven tundra]

[hexed stag]

@timid hollow post some more Crysis DE voicelines

[oak magnet]

shes a keeper

[coarse root]

Damn, another fellow stalker fell to bloodsucker on swamps, r.i.p

[real aspen]

it is common sense to know your surroundings

[timid hollow]

When i get to another cutscene

i should find jester soon

[oak magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-fat-guy-ass-hows-that-ass-feel-gif-17643421

[torpid glacier]

Man, just put the choker on already. You’re done.

[coarse root]

https://tenor.com/view/ricolino-scolari-gif-25352670

[torpid glacier]

Whenever I one tap a modern tank using a French 2C in warthunder my favourite thing to say in chat is “How’s that fucking dick taste.”

[fluid trout]

place near me started serving katsu curry, lifes good

[real aspen]

french

(i use french too)

[proven tundra]

[oak magnet]

and today is alcohol with the homies day

[oak magnet]

french as fuck

[torpid glacier]

Ferme ton cul 💅

French lineup goes hard when you get over the fact that you’d reach the point faster if you fucking walked

At least in low tier

[real aspen]

and complete lack of armor

sweden too

fucking

literal paper

[torpid glacier]

I love saying stupid shit like that when I play games. If I’m playing DayZ and I hear gunshots, I love saying stuff like “Bro I’m boutta get my dick covered in fuckin shit with how much assfucking I’m gonna do right now.”

[fluid trout]

thats fucking disgusting lmao

[torpid glacier]

Or welcome to the fucking gangbang if I’m teaming against one dude

[rocky turtle]

damn bro thats crazy

[torpid glacier]

I never said it was funny

[timid hollow]

@hexed stag

[proven tundra]

I just don't talk during online matches

[hexed stag]

feels like the words are so long, the VAs have to rush to fit into the scene

[real aspen]

why the fuck is the cursor recorded

[timid hollow]

recording software overlay

[timid hollow]

Sometimes yeah

[broken mountain]

gexrdy I am learning throat singing

[carmine laurel]

[proven tundra]

Unless there's something strategically necessary to communicate
Like tank in bushes ping bushes

[carmine laurel]

if I can't communicate it with a ping, its not worth saying

[broken mountain]

Damn

We tell our life stories with randoms in cs lmao

despite speaking 3 different languages

[proven tundra]

I will very rarely say gg to another player if they did a good job teaming with me

[broken mountain]

I call them retarded every time

if he plays good I report him for cheating

[fluid trout]

Ubisoft games have you in super emotional cutscenes with other people, meanwhile your player character is in the side hitting this stare

[real aspen]

i mean, what else are you supposed to do?

break down in tears?

[broken mountain]

Is this wildlands?

[real aspen]

sing a sad tune?

[proven tundra]

Lick your lips menacingly

[fluid trout]

breakpoint

[broken mountain]

aw

open fridge close fridge

[fluid trout]

finished Wildlands, far better than breakpoint imo but the modding there is dead lmao

[broken mountain]

Yeah

Wildlands is so good

I want a wildlands 2

Killing cartel members as a merc is so fun

especially in this ubisoft-just cause type gameplay

Too bad the game runs like shit for me for some reason

[broken mountain]

I mean fair

But 2017 game vs 2020 laptop

[torpid glacier]

Losing by a landslide and still saying "GG ez"

[oak magnet]

unhinged

[broken mountain]

I am higher than recommended settings

yet 25fps on low

[carmine laurel]

I wouldnt trust a laptop at all, but thats me

[proven tundra]

[torpid glacier]

breakpoint unironically kind of slapped, but it's still ubislop.

[broken mountain]

Well I needed a laptop, it saved me during covid

[broken mountain]

Gameplay wise its amazing

[timid hollow]

hey its nomad

im also playing a nomad

[rocky turtle]

Hi 🥰

[timid hollow]

[broken mountain]

Sup drone

[broken mountain]

FROST, GET OVER HERE

GET THAT JAVELLIN AND SHOOT DOWN THE HELICOPTER

[torpid glacier]

One thing I always used to say ubisoft did extremely well (until SW outlaws) is animations. The breakpoint melee takedowns are unbelievably good, and surprisingly accurate.

They always had their animations so fucking good

Especially watchdogs games

Then they kinda gave up

[broken mountain]

I unironically like far cry type gameplay

[fluid trout]

always looking for excuses to drop screenshots

[broken mountain]

people who say stalker 2 is far cry slop should fuck themselves

[torpid glacier]

It's fine, but when every game is far cry type gameplay it's an issue.

[cunning reef]

https://tenor.com/view/hyped-happy-yessirr-yes-sir-lets-go-gif-17289987

[broken mountain]

The only far cry I didnt enjoy was 5

[torpid glacier]

Nomad's takedowns are so good. Especially the evasive roll he does and slices the guys tendon with the karambit, ugh.

[hexed stag]

Crysis 1 still moslty looks on par with modern games

[torpid glacier]

I love games with good martial arts

Sifu is a great example

Shit looks hawt

[fluid trout]

too bad the story is live service slop

[torpid glacier]

The opening is pretty strong, but it goes downhill fast.

[rocky turtle]

i liked 2 and 3. 4,5 and 6 literally like 3 ctrl+C ctrl + V

[torpid glacier]

4 is one of my favourites, 5 had objectively the tightest gameplay but all you did was shoot things.

6 was terrible

Simply because everyone was raving over how fun the throwing mechanics are

and ubisoft for SOME reason took it out in 6

Like, the one fucking thing everyone universally loved.

Utterly braindead company

[broken mountain]

I liked 4

[rocky turtle]

it was ok

[fluid trout]

only reason why folks liked 5 is the goofy shovel throwing

[torpid glacier]

Far cry primal is one of my favourites as well, I know everyone says "But uhhh it has no guns so it's not far cry 🤓" primal was different in all the right ways for me

[rocky turtle]

4 and 5 only good for me because of antagonists @broken mountain

[broken mountain]

Yeah

[torpid glacier]

People complain the formula is boring, so when ubi changes it up people complain.

[broken mountain]

4 also had a nice setting

I rarely see games in the himalayas

I thought 6 is gonna be good

[carmine laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-army-laser-cat-plane-crazy-cats-gif-25831480

[broken mountain]

Like come on, Giancarlo Esposito never fails a role

But ubisoft ruined it with shit writing

[torpid glacier]

He did fine imo

[rocky turtle]

[torpid glacier]

Just bad script/bad game

[broken mountain]

Yeah he did it good

[fluid trout]

they spent all the budget in Joseph Seed's saliva string physics

[torpid glacier]

Joseph's snot takes up 95% of my computer's CPU

[broken mountain]

He does well on all of his roles, the issue with this one was that the character was badly written

It could have been much better

[torpid glacier]

Every week I get PUBG announcements

Leave me alone

[broken mountain]

It felt like it was gonna be just cause with the dictator antagonist and tropics

[real aspen]

i still dont get how Joseph dude like uhh brainwashes people without ever interacting with them

like during opening

when helicoptar crashes

he tells dispatcher all is ok and dispatch goes like 'yes daddy'

[fluid trout]

why does it feel like their newer collabs are part of a package that entities pay for in pr?

[fluid trout]

he's already done his thing prior to the events boss

[real aspen]

yeah i kinda gussed that

has people inside

[carmine laurel]

the entire hour long intro

its constantly repeated that everyone is already in his cult

and the main character and companions are from out of county

[torpid glacier]

He must've, since if he didn't the military would've been in montana fucking them up so fast.

[carmine laurel]

like its explained, constantly

that its all people happy to follow the sneeds

[torpid glacier]

"happy" well they got drugged outta their minds then brainwashed.

Not exactly consensual

[real aspen]

isnt dispatcher also from out of country

idk

[fluid trout]

aint it explained that only a few bastions of resistance remain

[real aspen]

i though a full police force moved in to get him, not just a few dudes renting a copter

[carmine laurel]

the sheriffs dispatcher for the county

the sheriff that meets the agents and tells them to let him do the talking

[torpid glacier]

I think they didn't realize how bad it actually was until they got there

[real aspen]

damn

[light monolith]

I'm ngl all I remember from 5 is constantly doing fly bys on random ass towns full of those cultists

[torpid glacier]

Even then, it seems like most of the state of montana is under cult control. It's hard to move the military in there to engage, especially when the cult already has an air force.

[carmine laurel]

the game straight up opens with "we want to get this guy thats becoming a problem" and then the intro is like "lol, "becoming" a problem? He's already in charge"

[real aspen]

i remember blowing up trucks with hostages(?)

[fluid trout]

for some reason all I really remember in the game is the fishing minigame

[light monolith]

The van ones?

[real aspen]

idk i played only a few horus

[fluid trout]

very rudimentary tho, aint they like prop planes?

[real aspen]

dont remember much

[light monolith]

I just liked using the plane that's armed.

[torpid glacier]

Nah, full on WW2 fighters.

[light monolith]

Then I discovered the helicopters.

[torpid glacier]

but still useful, along with choppers.

The cult is basically it's own militia

[real aspen]

ah yes

ww2 fighters

paper and wood that can be shot down with a well placed buckshot

[fluid trout]

did they already got the nuke ready?

by the opening?

[real aspen]

guh?!

there's a nuke?

[light monolith]

I don't think so?

[real aspen]

man i gotta watch some vid covering the story

[light monolith]

It wasn't them who launched em (at least I think)

Since apparently they went off across the country??

[worn quail]

Russia sent nuke in fc5 afaik

Seed just got lucky or predicted

[torpid glacier]

They're metal fighters lmao, and the issue is that they have a lot of them. It's not that the military can't fuck them up, but it'd be having a full war on US soil that's in a fairly residential area. The collateral would be insane. It's not really viable to do anything.

[light monolith]

Yeah then you end up getting into a bunker with Joseph.

[torpid glacier]

It's unfortunately easier to ignore montana and hope it blows over instead of going to war

[carmine laurel]

just realizing that sab thinks ww2 fighters = ww1 fighters

[light monolith]

I tried playing six after finishing 5. Got bored a hour in & uninstalled.

[real aspen]

ww2 fighters were still wood

[torpid glacier]

[real aspen]

not all obv

[light monolith]

The ones in 5 are full on metal.

[torpid glacier]

Brother, you play warthunder.

[real aspen]

but many still used wood and bombers often had fabric parts

[light monolith]

I can't remember the exact models they use.

[torpid glacier]

These fighters have missiles as well, no tracking but still enough to fuck up a town if you do fly bys.

Trucks with mounted 50's

They're a military

[carmine laurel]

wood

[blazing jackal]

G dragon

[light monolith]

Isn't there a heli with tracking missiles or am I tweaking?

[torpid glacier]

I meant the planes

[fluid trout]

lmao is 5 and New Dawn connected to splinter cell? apparently Sam made a journal detailing the events of the Collapse

[blazing jackal]

Dude is like having triple age of average pubg player

[carmine laurel]

wood

[real aspen]

that's cold war era bruh

[carmine laurel]

thats ww2 sab

[fluid trout]

even got mentions of the Division in there somewhere

[light monolith]

Oh that one.

[real aspen]

what

[torpid glacier]

Ubisoft always makes nods to their other characters

[light monolith]

There's no way they're connect wha

[torpid glacier]

you meet sam fisher in wildlands

[carmine laurel]

every tom clancy game is connected to every other tom clancy game

[torpid glacier]

Not very well, mind you.

[carmine laurel]

No thats intentional design

[light monolith]

That's. Confusing to say the least.

[fluid trout]

yep, Sam Fisher says that Chicago fell slightly later than other cities since a Fourth Echelon dude was able to contact a Division team in there

[carmine laurel]

Even in his books, Clancy only links them by vague reference

[torpid glacier]

Not very well by ubisoft, mind you.

[torpid glacier]

sam fisher is also in rainbow 6 siege lmao

as an operator

He's just doing side quests I guess

[fluid trout]

anything but having his own game lmao

[carmine laurel]

yeah thats intentional to the way his books are linked

[torpid glacier]

Intentional design doesn't make it any less ass

I could intentionally design a machine that punches you in the balls

[carmine laurel]

Breakpoints sam fisher chapter is the most blatant linking of topics we've ever gotten