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my discord crashed
nah kurwa
LMAO
we all leave
lmao
im sad we no hear borka
the regarded brigade has retreated from the lobby 
I was talking with a guy in dma
sure
And my discord went gray
i dont really care
minimize and maximize
borka why no speak
if I bring my mic close enough to my face to properly hear me discord has a fucking stroke
and my mic goes earrape
its ok
works fine on OBS
Ill hop back in one sec
from years of exposure to high decibels in a workshop
I wont
night night chat, have a nice one
D:
i need to watch a tv show
Ill go on a walk
thats good
i might walk to the fridge for some prosciutto
im a fucking addict i cant help it
Its still sunny so my doggos will like it
gimmie some of dat gabagool
heres the plan
Take suspension out of blown up F-350
Take suspension out of excursion
put F-350 suspension in Excursion
Go pick up new suspension and engine for F-350
Take out old engine
put new engine in
put new suspension in

or just ask a friend to haul it to you
My todays dinner
potato?
is that potato?
man I love carrots, turns out you can make baller ass buttered carrots if you stew em a little bit in some carrot juice
other stuff meh
have said it before i think
but cant stand potato unless it's super well seasoned, or used in soup/stew
speaking of that
ever had
uhhh
fuck what is it called in english
like when you soak veggies in mix of vinegar salt and spices
pickling?
pickling requires boiling and sealing in a jar yeah?
oh yeah, marinate
Marinated shredded carrots
with cabbage in the same
why is this channel age restricted all the sudden
always has been
always has been
wait really?
yep
yeag
becasue kids are illegal
cause I'm only getting a warning now
you are going to jail then

true we should banish all of them to an isolated island
to madagascar
a man had an idea like that
but not with age
gears of war wit sam was a bust
shit minds think alike
sam's so big that all the gears broke
OKAY I DIDNT MEAN THAT KINDA "BANISHING" 😭
mfw i choose the first game in the series therefor we got jank
i love kerosene
i forgot i left spooder cooking 
why are you cooking spider
guh
Color her like muffet
she's fun
put equilibrium on her
although she's a bit confusing
like
pretty big emphasis on abilities
but she's also a huge gun buffer
I wonder if the mbomnis parrot is safe now
we going again
Good games...
i had to play halo 3 when MCC colleciton dropped as it was only on Console until then
it felt like a childhood dream came true
ngl
ce felt like a slog at the end and i didn't know if i was gonna finish all of them
then halo 2 happened and the train didn't stop
wasn't that halo 2
for what
ah yes, the one with huge jump height and fall damage
iirc only ce and infinite were on pc
time to darkest my dungeon until I 2
Someone I didnt recognize was typing
(im playing the first game)
are you sure ?
For the first time?
it was on pc but only much later... and for windows vista only 
Yes, Halo 2 has been available on PC in two forms: the original Halo 2 for Windows Vista released in 2007, and the more recent Halo 2: Anniversary, which is part of Halo: The Master Chief Collection and was released in 2020. Halo 2: Anniversary provides a remastered experience with modern PC features and is the recommended way to play the game on PC today.
it was yeah it was only for Windows Vista
i remember now
holyyy fucking CUCKED
the more you know
I played halo ce when I was a kid and I remember it was hard as hell
windows vista 
nay I have like 400 hours cause Im a big giant loser (unironic) 
imagine getting so cucked fuck you Microsoft
i played the og ce and stopped after the library
may we blossom at week 6 with all these useless bastards 
in order to play one of the best games you have to use the worst windows back then
yeah i wanted to end myself after library that map felt so anxious
imma be real i don't think ce aged as well as some boomer halo fans say it was
but it was worth it cause the last mission was worth it , i had the most fun i think
i didnt play the game b4 I had le dlcs
Rare good take
but now that I do I will also get 600 hours on steam
DD is so cool
my ranking now after playing them back to back would be
reach > halo 3 > 2> odst > 4 > ce
i mean halo 3 was the best , i also loved the shit out of reach myself , imo infinite was mediocre as fuck and bad in many places
and everytime I come back from a break I start from the beginning
didn't play infinite yet
was mad that 5 wasn't on pc even tho it's hated i wanted to play it
ig if it isnt sold then I dont need it
5 is the worst mostly because aside from being only 7 hours long lmao , you dont play as Chief 70% of the game
so yeah it feels like a DLC
how is the halo tv show
lowkey why i didn't like odst as much
i don't mind not playing as chief but at least make me a spartan
didn't enjoy how squishy odsts were
it boiled down to carbine city
yeah ODST had a different approach but at least the writing was good there
and the characters werent dogshit
but yeah i wouldnt replay it myself
oi kurwa
reach was the goat

L
oh thats cool

Wait I like this DLC theres 0 punishment and you have a chance to get good shit
i love the flood combat form at the top
fucking cocksuckers
dude fuck the rpg flood
@broken mountain @obsidian sun @thick plover @proven tundra @oblique belfry @oak magnet
VENOM ON BLUE-RAY
Ivan

I should've done this 3 years ago
my god that shit had such clear colors and picture
with near zero compression
my favourite flash game
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you're finally being based
ok time to grind
@obsidian sun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpOVKbM7vlA
This is track #13 from the Halo Soundtrack CD
cinema....


there was a track from 3 that i don't remember the name of 
describe it
din din don don din
thank you nexus mods for giving me the privilege to lay eyes on the files without paying you are oh so very kind
where does it play
ooo nice
do you remember what the level looked like
africa
the jungle
Let's get stuck together.
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yea this one
im so fucking good at this
yeah
it's the one in the meme
but that's the infinite version
iedy found it too tho
damn birb is the fucking autist who has all the answers from references i forgot
he won that game didnt he
egg

https://youtu.be/IC1AUfYXlKE?si=ZBs-vzBJs-8jPo1b at first i thought it was this before you mentioned the jungle
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nah
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might play infinite just because of this lmao
you see chat I get couple of movies now
he literally knows everything
watch me in a couple of years have a collection of hundreds of blue-rays
nuh uh
doges contest was rigged
i cant type that fast
ivan is gonna be like one old dude we found
he wore a leather jacket had a vintage car and a box full of casette tapes of 80s bands like pink floyd

A man chooses, a slave obeys
bioshock 1
bro
mf that is like
ok that one was easy man cmon
the most recognizeable quote
i dont remember the dudes name
but it was the antagonist
ok birb
ok youyou
"what the hell is this ?"
dante
indeed
dmc4
ivan hows the woman
There are only personal apocalypses. Nothing is a cliche when it's happening to you.
uhhhh
metro ?
fuuuuck
i didnt play max payne
it was so obvious
lased
try the ogs before the remakes drop in 100 years
What's going on here
taxes

shii
i swear i heard this one b4
Idk
same but i can barely remember
saints row
Never played
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?!
fuckk ...amnnn i dunno maaaa.
shooty mcshootface
face mcshooty*
what is borderlands even about
ok this one is hard as fuck
gun
"ok drop that retard"
uhhhhh
preteen humor and loot
offtopic npc
that's just a silly sidequest
cmon fellas
made a giga samwich 
i said it's super hard as a meme don't make it true
yea lmao
why did you make sam a giga wich
soc i think

why u lookin at me
@timid hollow hear me out.
polish dubbing in stalker is the thing I live for
stalker 2 not having it is meh
ukrainian is good but nothing replaces the movie-like voiceover
the english one is ass
strelok sounds like a teenager in clear sky lmao
it's actually good but for the wrong game lmao
go for it
gimmie a sec
Only sentences that fit
y'all better know it
“When I was a young man, I had liberty, but I did not see it. I had time, but I did not know it. And I had love, but I did not feel it. Many decades would pass before I understood the meaning of all three. And now, the twilight of my life, this understanding has passed into contentment.
Love, liberty, and time: once so disposable, are the fuels that drive me forward. And love, most especially, mio caro. For you, our children, our brothers and sisters. And for the vast and wonderful world that gave us life, and keeps us guessing. Endless affection, mia Sofia."
საქართველო jumpscare
kumru sandwich my beloved
Assassins creed
But I dont know which one
one of ezio
idk this one
if it's ac then i didn't play it but gonna guess black flag
yes I googled it
Guys guess this
no its AC Ezio Trilogy and Embers short
its assassins creed embers 2011
it was from the small animated short where he died
oh
"Roman you fat fuck"
gtaiv
graive
Fast boi
now a quote for you guys
"It's the best compliment I received since anal princess"
big titties...
me trying to figure out how to get crucified so i insult the nearest soldier
||@little depot ||
jesus what are you guys drinking to be that drunk 
it varies
guh?!
i shouldnt have clicked on all the weird songs ya'll send
my feed is in shambles now
better this than your homoerotic porn
funniest shit i saw today


LMAO
HAHAHAHAHA
Good evening 
Im gonna punch the fucking wall getting this suspension out is a paid in the dick
i'll hook you up to an amp and play the weirdest song i can think of
wplace is the best channel
someone posted a bitcoin scam earlier too
Oh based
what's a wplace
voice channels are the best
I got called the n word 5 times in the span of 15 seconds
it's a place with w
too bad i don't like using voice
and got threatened in dms

rus vc?

he just wanted help for his problems not be jumpscared by a furry

en 4 yesterday
Oh I got told to kill myself
surprising
lmao
a little
time to spend another 35-40 mins of my life just to fail an expedition in nightreign
real
but like, furries are most likely to know how to help lmao
you already get that here
yes
good thing nobody recorded me singing ram ranch
lmao
only because theres a large demographic of them in tech support fields
seriously
its concerning how many furries are computer science majors/coders
why do you think 60% of the doctors or lawyers are furries ?
no idea
sleeper agents
stressful job, need an outlet

to convert you
the ones that measured it are also furries
.........how tf do you know this ? 
measured it... they measured it?? when did that happen 
Lmao

because who else would say 60% of doctors and lawyers are furries
most of the doctors in my area are 60+

Bloodys...
keep us posted, i wanna know
birb cameo

Falco banned him 5 minutes after
aw man
nuh
birb sells cock pics for food
i was interested
confirmed
my first Gamma drama
why

house mode

@hitler showed whiskey sam before
simple

Cant make this shit up

@placid stratus argentinian fuck
hes argentinian?
how can discord's search be so dogshit
tell him his money is worth as much as a drop of water
do they just fucking regex it?
yeah, i think they just fucking regex it
you lik-
something like
uhh not sure how to write it out
pubg
dont make me post it
of course


feel like that['s just Lex Luthor
das de yoke
basically, takes all the input characters and puts a regex for "everything" in-between each. so like s.*n.*d.*t.*k.*j.* the dot is regex for any character
and the * is to match 0 or more times
Is that actually Doge ahahahah
yeap
ruining my mood
Kurwa
another witness of the borka orgy
look at all these WEIRDOS making actual reviews


holy lack of punctuation
man
i wanted to do gears of war
take a shot every time it says early access

i was still learning english during that time
15 year old doge vs indian games
im turkish
Yeah Doge how old are you
for some stupid reason
our country hates english stuff
damn
21 I think
23 in 1 week
lmao same
I gotta buy you 101 cats in istanbul

buy me bl4 
fuck you
i will not be able to play it 
bro
greedy ass cunt
dying light the beast

based
this im curious about
old fuck
I will be on vacay by the time its out

because its dl2 specs....mostly 
so I will watch gameplays from a hotel tv
it's to point where being decent in english is considered a major achievement here

@pallid sapphire you need credits? 
seriously i'd have a good opportunity to be a professional translator if not my hearing shit
im 22 in december
translators are in pretty high demand here
doesnt feel like shit anymore
hopefully i make more friends for a sick ass party
wha
because last year it was just me and someone else
even though google translate can do basically everything for georgian - english or other langauges
Super credits ?
but it was fun we smoked weed
im busy sadly
just translate documents
arent you like 71?
IMMA BUSYYYY 🙁
damn
yeah a professional translator
old
ok flop
how old are you sab
there are services, u could work for immigrants or some shit
GUHHHHHH
happens
damn we almost the same

a little late response there
but you got there in the end
ყურების აფეთქება 🪄

borka loves me speaking polish
p!translate en ყურების აფეთქება 🪄
ყურების აფეთქება 🪄
Ears blowing 🪄
especially when I throw wrenches at my heater
NOOOO
with max volume
real
with 20 people in vc
this cannot be a real language
some polish shit
ten kto to przetłumaczył jest gejem i musi wysłać zdjęcie chuja do moich prywatnych wiadomości
that was so quick wtf
ნაღდად ნაღდია
მეც მიკვირს რატო
არ მომწონს
even ours use letters
фошцойззвывъывзыждвжчдс
თვალებს მტკენს მისი კითხვა
ncnjasdsadjldansdnlas
what have i done
ljsjdauouwd
p!translate en ნაღდად ნაღდია, მეც მიკვირს რატო, არ მომწონს, თალებს მტკენს მისი კითხვა
дылттосфыорвгзйцзвгшйв
ნაღდად ნაღდია, მეც მიკვირს რატო, არ მომწონს, თალებს მტკენს მისი კითხვა
It is cash, I am also surprised why I do not like it, the thunder will make her ask her question
აფეთქება
ყველგან გავფუჭდები
p!translate en აფეთქება
აფეთქება
Detonate
да это восемь рыл
tavo tevai nusižudys rytoj
chump
ten kto to przetłumaczył jest gejem i musi wysłać zdjęcie chuja do moich prywatnych wiadomości
starting to cool down finall
"it's really real
i'm shocked too, really
dont like it
reading it makes my eyes hurt"
mega sandwich finished
yee fucking haw
murrrrr
im going work tommorow and then out
sausage / cheese / salami / spicy salami / pickle / fries / ketchup / mayo
This is what I imagine Prime looking like
GREAT IDEA RIGHT?
i want more cured meat
Me when
i will buy the slab of prosciutto to have with me
Iove downed a few smirnoff ices because this F-350 is the biggest pain in the ass
comfort slab of meat
salami means both 'hello' and 'salami' here 
haha who is lyming 😂 stop calling me lyming i am from america
only a bit tipsy
i hate this language
eew smirnoff
drink water it tastes better
Smirnoff ice's are fucking amazing
im eating merhaba sandwich here
i wouldnt know i havent had any
salami durak

i hate smirnoff
Normal Smirnoff tastes like ass
pierdole
I might make some bacon later
im fucked (?)
p!translate en ja pierdole
ja pierdole
O
O???
lmao
O???????
O
no creds?
O
ten kto to przetłumaczył jest gejem i musi wysłać zdjęcie chuja do moich prywatnych wiadomości
O
OOO OOO
O
not avilable shush xD
ja pierdole!
im gonna get fucked up tommorow
Bober Kurwa!
50% discount on alcohol drinks and shots
and also some dude willing to pay for coke
I can say slurs in polish freely
IM GONNA DIE
kurwa jabany
p!translate en kurwa jabany
kurwa jabany
fucking fuck
ktokolwiek to przetłumaczył jest gejem i musi wyslać mi w prywatnych wiadomościach zdjęcie chuja
p!translate en ktokolwiek to przetłumaczył jest gejem i musi wyslać mi w prywatnych wiadomościach zdjęcie chuja
sex
ktokolwiek to przetłumaczył jest gejem i musi wyslać mi w prywatnych wiadomościach zdjęcie chuja
Whoever translated it is gay and must send a photo of a dick in my private messages


🫡
Send the dick pic
да точно
its illegal in most countries
pacan


omg u reminded me of one of my fav movies
Ρουφήστε τις μπάλες μου!
ahuiyen
Γαμώ
what was the name of it
Write Gaijin entertainment an angry email that their Esports qualifiers are today
send gaijin entertainment a mailbox bomb
When Vitya Garlic took his father to the Invalid house
?????
@oblique belfry Got to level 18 and Street Cred 30 before even stealing the relic
i fucking LOVED this film so much
i love my side content
Bought a few cars, acquired some implants, learned the joys of throwing knives at people
finally
yeah this
loved this movie to death
i agree
dudes have no taste
Thrown weapons are cool for stealth but I prefer my baseball bat when I actually have to fight
the movie is good though, but theres no subbed version
ONLY 7???
how much more betrayal can paulie take
gabagool
i acc wanna try coppocolla
they killed 16 critics
capicola
interrior decorator
got yourself a gun
i have that song in my liked music spotify
i love that song
such a unique fukcing
aong
fucking amazing
the intro is amazing
it seems like tony is coming back from normal work at the evening, but in reality he is coming back in the morning after doing fuck knows what all night

fucking that russian goomah
bro i love intros like this
ever seen the always sunny intro?
its just a minute of footage of them driving around philadelphia
always sunny in philadelpia is TOP TIER TV
and they are STILL MAKING MORE OF IT
S1 is the best single season of TV I've seen
it's 10/10
this and chernobyl
fucking top tier cinema
from an editing perspective, this intro is a masterpiece
after effects skills 1000000
yeah the tv show aint that accurate
the TV show does kinda leave out things like Dyatlov IRL talking to the other engineers in hospital about what the fuck happened
its more made for the sake of being entertaining
Dyatlov talking to uhh, the ones also in the control room
people refer to the tv show when talking about the real incident
saying shit about dyatlov like how hbo portrayed him
yeah
i mean i see why, its good tv but its shit history
i would have loved to see a scene of him talking to the other engineers in hospital, like happened irl
hrok's ballistics overhaul

idk
tf is happening to discord today
ew wart hunter player
i still love chernobyl anyway
yeah
it appeals to the part of me that wished i was competent enough at sciences to study nuclear physics
It portrays the incident like it should be
its the one part of the physics exams i did well in
Esports Moderator
it was horrifying
i just fucked up everything else
and the consequences will be eternal
yep
its too bad people really still fear nuclear energy
as if chernobyl wasnt a anomaly case
Nah fam
Only one thing that I could point out at the show
they use the word comrade too much
they didnt address eachother like that every 2 words
yeah like
mostly in formal settings, like court or meetings
normally people didnt really
i still want to write something based in the USSR, in some capacity
Oh I tried doing fiction like that
even if the plot doesnt revolve too much around it but just happens to be in the country at that time
I did a novel that had 100 pages, I still have it somewhere
its genuienly an interesting time to read about
do you even get paid for moderating esports?
serious
its alot of research id need to do
like
alot
if not, its just fruitless and half baked, and prone to being shit
Cringe means you're growing 
no point in writing shit unless you have proper research, and can accurately write a world
and its people
too fast paced, no real story, no real impact, main character being a mary sue
come on
or else its just gonna be filled with holes
I finished it because it kept me awake at night
they closed the nuclear power plant in my country since folks were too afraid of chernobyl and the ones that happened in japan
and I wont look at it ever again
germany?
they shut all of them down
what a joke
never fucking mind that it took an earthquake and tsunami hitting at the same fucking time
yeah because tsunamis happen everywhere
found a lvl4 jakobs sniper 
0.4 firerate 
and that they were straight running that shit during a freak earthquake with little to no damage
and it's a fucking pump action
fukushima wasnt even an issue with the powerplant itself, right?
technically yes
it was a natural disaster that caused the shit
yeah it was a meltdown caused by the tsunami
but technically no
the tsunami was tall enough to go over the walls
which they definitely should've foreseen
given japan is a seismic region
Questionable design choices
japan is overrated
i love sushi though
they keep blocking proposals for new ones in my country, despite the newer power plants apparently being far safer now
but then again raw fish on its own is good
lithuania has one NPP, did 70% of all energy
for no fucking reason
was shut down and never replaced
so now I'm stuck here paying a fuckton of money to power my house lmao
people watched hbo's chernobyl and saw memes on the demon core
i mean yeah same design as chernobyl, but without the bullshit incompetency and such
chernobyl happened because people are imbeciles
and if its hot enough, the power goes bye bye
it could have been foreseen
and didn't get the memo that unqualified yesmen are the issue
lmao
and not the technology
and the design was modified anyway
BUT NAH, its gone
and lithuania still pays the energy costs, literally
Did you see that bit where Strawdew Valley Dev made a FREE update for Switch 2 that expands split screen multi-player from 2 players to 4? And much more?
GLOBALLY free update
Except in Japan, where law mandates it have a price (he'll set it as low as possible)
saddest shit ever, you can still go visit the nuclear power plant lmao, they gutted it of course, no lingering radiation of any kind
i wanna go there anyway
same for Ignalina
why would there be anyway
did a tour back in college
yep
fuck japan
takes years to decommision nuclear plants
Kazakhstan is getting a nuclear power plant at the western tip of Balkhash lake 
because they ran it for a year, and folks nearby and media were fucking convinced that its leaking something lmao
still fun knowing that other reactors in chernobyl were still working
yeah, decommisioning does that
the nuclear scare is real 
although it does explain why labs in a certain game still had electricity, irl the last reactor was only fully decommisioned in like 2004 or some shit
image crazy cultists maintaining the other reactors
You watch 5 minutes of Kyle Hill and it gets less scary
HEY

i didnt say the s word
cant even build solar farms because folks are convinced that they'll take all the energy from the sun lmao
S.T.A.L.K.E.R
You'll be first in line when Penis Compression Day comes
thats the word you were looking for
astrophage will do it first dont worry

oh no im so scared
like he has one to begin with

the fuck you mean
mb sorry balalaika
black lagoon moment
mfs would oppose a dyson sphere because it's oppressive to the sun
THE SUN
wonder how much of the sahara can be used for energy before it causes environmental catastrophies and biosphere damage
no wind because they need too much wind and blow cancer into residential area apparently






