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real
idalo sol being voiced by reinhart rly fucks with my brain
"Stop sStealth" goes brrr xD
get that snot girl

they done it
At a football game. I don’t like sports so idk what the fuck is going on, but the food is great.
why did you even go
@copper vapor
Dawg it looks messy as hell, that’s how you know it’s good.
There was 2 other sliders there that I ran through
Im autistic so if my food even looks wrong i cant eat it
I’m autistic too but idc
The spectrum is a wretched thing
Imagine being on the wrong end 
Mfw i get the "music and lore lover" autism instead of the "smart and happy life" autism
aww thats fair
throw things at your cousin to aknowledge their existance
If a football somehow lands next to me do i get to keep it like a baseball
I just reinstalled FO4 and did that exact thing. Seems like everyone is enjoying fallout again lmao.
yeah i wanna stomp, melee and blast people with automatic weapons
Power armour in 4 actually feels like power armour
With the exaggerated swagger of a black teen, it makes you feel like spiderman
Am i wrong for liking the voiced protag in 4
its ur opinion
But but the internet told me having an opinion that differs from theirs is bad and i need to die
i just dont like the lack of personality we can give, since most options are the same but slightly sarcastic or quirky
I think they’re fine. Everyone is like “Bro fallout lost the rpg elements” new Vegas literally had
Extremely evil and corrupt option
Good
Don’t do anything
and also we cant have a 0 intelligence protag
Fallout has never had “intelligent” moral choices, it’s pretty black and white.
not lost it fully but like, idk i like having more options
yea but those options we're well written and not in your face
Without the voices we wouldnt have KING OF FAH HABAH
and also the ability to kill everyone
but tbh fallout never had good npc writing
they always all sound shit and not human
and infinitely better than the fo4 wheel
I think the options weren’t that in depth to begin with. Like, they were funny and well written, but a lot of the time no matter what you chose it didn’t really mean much to you. Of course you can do immensely awful things in new Vegas, but who gives a shit. It’s hard to really care about anyone.
FO4 voice acting was better, probably because they had more than 6 voice actors
but still
it did to me
i was playing a character not chasing an ending
“brothers, help”
i talked to sam about this but im surprised during the 10 years 4 has been out nobody made their own voiced protaganist mod
At least it’s not like fallout 1 and 2. In those games it was 100%
Meet someone
Two options
“Hey stranger, whats up?”
Or
“Hey stranger, I’m gonna fucking kill you.”
its a daunting task yes but it would be cool
AI for voice overs only a thing recently
ew
having it display the line is infinitely better than " le good le bad and le ugly" options
no other way to make a voiceover mod and not take very VERY long

bwa....
It’s like Witcher 3 but the actual response is still underwhelming. At least in Witcher 3 the option is “I don’t want to do that.” And Geralt comes out with “Kill yourself you disgusting creature.”
i mena idk
ok let me give you an example
you talk to your coworker with generic line and replies
do you think of what you're gonna say or do you see it as the "passive agressive option and the caring option"
In fallout 4 the protagonist is so unbelievably deadpan it makes even the heartfelt moments hilarious
people did dlcs worth of it
yes
Fallout 4 protagonist reminds me of JC Denton from deus ex. Just extremely autistic weirdo who cannot speak human.
you are autistic you don't count
true
he/she is a soldier/lawer
both lifeless jobs
someone should've got me this for my birthday
The issue is when someone does have the resources and time to make a fully voiced mod for fallout, it’s always the absolute freaks who make weird furry deathclaw sex scenes in new Vegas. The skilled people are always insane enough to ruin it.
It’s never the people who just like fallout
someone should give me this hat
i have a hat that says “lietuva”
not always
I love one of the first interactions in 4 is Trudy and the drug dealers. Trudy is like “I’m not paying them shit.” And the protagonist just says “You should pay them.” And she immediately agrees.
With almost no convincing

I love pawn stars. You could walk up with the real fucking Excalibur from legend and he’s like “Wellll… I can give you 100 dollars for it, I gotta make money.”
i mean fallout NPCs were never smart
fallout new california
and skyrim enderal mod
pc crashed had to restard lmao
Anytime someone is skilled enough to make such a mod, they add so much garbage.
VIGILANT my beloved
endreal is basically a new game in skyrim
it's so well made it's insane
iirc the ones who made it are the ones working on the gothic remake
https://youtu.be/85Cj1Hm5AH4?si=7dQDD3-SSuFAQNDb the intro was baller
BRING ME A NICE CRISP PIECE OF MEAT, BRING ME A NICE CRISP PIECE OF MEAT, BRING ME A NICE CRISP PIECE OF MEAT!
i didn't play it but i saw this
It’s funny seeing Skyrim players try to mod Skyrim into dark souls, gta, etc. They’ll mod Bethesda games into anything but refuse to play the other game.
i've gone full circle
i.... prefer vanilla combat?
not 100% vanillia but like
no dark souls ass combat animations
that's my biggest issue
i don't think skyrim combat is fun enough to mod it
at that point i'll play a better game since the world isn't much better
The issue is even with dark souls animations, the npc’s are not built around that, so they’re still spamming and hitting you every time while you dodge nothing.
the only good parts imo about skyrim are the atmosphere and music
and once you played it once those aspects aren't worth coming back to
exactly
nuh uh!
at least we got skyrim into dark souls now (sorta)
it's morrowind in elden ring but you get the point
Exploring is great, but at some point you’ve explored everything
infernoplus is insane for that
love that guy
theres still so much i havent done or seen in skyrim during my years of playing
i wanted to make his ds1 mod work so bad on my shitty pc with a cracked copy
halo or demastered?
he made 2 that i know of so thats why i asked which
let me check if it's demastered i forgor the name
i think it was demastered im too lazy to find it
@oblique belfrysmg go brrr
bro how much did i TAKE?
Dude I’m at this football game still and they legit started playing n’wah’s in Paris on the speakers

hey wait how did you say that
i thought that word was automodded
It used to be


nope
it isn't
the one with the 's also doesn't work
tf
oh i got it
Guess I’m just built different
he isn't using ' he's using ’
I also got automod
n’wha’s
Ohhhh
there
it's not like there are other ways around that
Mine was educational
we shall keep this knowledge secret
can we get image inspiro back

somone ask a mod for that
“Your honour, is it racist if it was part of my clients favourite song?”
Also look who I ran into
I forgot about this guy. His arms look absolutely fucked.
I was gonna say that
omg
Looks like saline injections
im gonna poke it and its gonna pop like a balloon
Pretty sure he used silicone for fake muscles
Ah
for all the shit he's up to at least this guy loves his mom
I’m sure the ladies love biceps that get popped with a toothpick
You poke it and it jiggles like a water balloon

Basically SpongeBob with the fake muscle arms
how did i do good in this can of shit 
Also that giant scar on his right arm?
aint that shit prone to popping?
I remember he had a lot of health issues due to it, they probably had to cut it open so it didn’t get infected.
Ye that's common with those iirc

it's so good

Or he's high AF
Me when I inhale an entire blunt and turn Korean
planning to go lidl for the sole purpose of procuring cured meats
i am unstoppable this hyperfixation will not end
People always joke about being racist but they never have any good racist jokes. It’s just “I know every slur.” Yeah I have Google too
well tbh its better than eating and drinking candy tbh
"slur? i think you'll find that i said it quite clearly."
me when “dark humor” (same jokes about minorities and thats it)
Dark humour lovers when you shit on religion and not women
haha black people amirite
mmm dark humor
||
||
“Stop bullying the defenseless billionaires!”
i make fun of men and all of a sudden mens mental health matters
@proven tundra i need to found out if a speaking rocket had a technical malfuntion or if its a dud

Dark humour so dark it got pulled out of its car
I mean... where was the good racist joke? 
I never said I had any
shot 52 times because the cop didnt see the acorn drop

too far?
Pretty sure that guy was schizo ptsd.
He was screaming he got hit during that whole ordeal
best person to have as a cop
yeah thats super common
they can talk to otherworldly spirits and flashbacks to make very capable decisions
you got cops who got told repeatedly that touching fent will kill em, so when they do touch what they believe to be fent they just straight get panic attacks so bad it causes them more physical harm
YEP
Love it when people put oil in there arms
Thats not sterioids, its not muscle its oil
Speaking of which, the new naked gun movie is funny.
“Oh look who it is. You killed my brother!”
“That could be literally thousands of people.”
“He was running away with his back turned.”
“At least 50.”
“He was white.”
Slaps counter. “Ohhh, you’re that guys brother!”
I LOVED THAT JOKE SO MUCH
so real
like straight convulsions even with no actual genuine fent contact, just the belief
people really do fall for war on drugs propoganda to this day
I love cops that are so mentally fragile they cannot function as humans
Chat as a cleric should i stash daedric artifacts in a safe place or destroy them in a dwemer forge
you should eat them
nah I tried a cig and next day I almost injected black tar
I say this as someone who likes cops and think most are chill. But there’s also a lot of people in the world. I’m of the opinion that a majority of humans are not inherently awful, but there’s also so many people that even 5% of humanity being bad is millions.
I dont wanna eat anything given by molag or peryite rho
I love THC
i ate a whole pack of jamon slices, fuilling 80% of my intake

yep
Me when I stick black tar heroin under my lip like a Tobacco chew
same
Weed is cool
WEED IS GREAT
Whats the most THC you've ever done
but it doesnt lead to hard drug use, but it may destigmatise
idk i just smoke joints
I've done 2400mg, would not reccomend
with varying rations of weed to tobacco
you will eat your food and you will be thankful, mister
I dont smoke
Dun like weed
Makes me feel wrong
I don’t do drugs anymore but I remember I was doing coke with a girl once who literally slapped me across the face so hard I thought I was gonna tear up. She was great.
I do eddies
one of my main problems is that cops get taught the "sheepdog" thingy over and over again, they begin to see themselves as separate from their community, sometimes even above it
power hunger is real
Weed is perfectly legal here, I can walk down without an ID(because my beard is already gray) Grab a bag of edibles, pay, leave
Cops breaking multiple laws chasing someone who ran a red light It just turned yellow.
oh man did I ever tell yall one of the main reason they stopped doing chases in my country is because the vehicle they pitted hit a bus on a field trip, like 3 kids died
NICE
A worthy sacrifice to apprehend such a heinous criminal (he shoplifted a snickers bar)
plus back in the day the traffic cops got quotas, so they started doing sneaky shit, like hiding behind thick posts and shit to suprise vehicles lmao
do you reckon a cop ever touched crack and had a panic attack
I'm not a stoner, but I do dable sometimes
dunno if I should call the traffic people cops since they do have different jurisdictions
They confiscate it for evidence obviously
its a circle of life baby, it goes back where it cames from and circulates all over again
same
i couldnt smoke weed everyday
that builds tolerance
I'd get fired
and well, it doesnt hit right with a tolerance
oh thats valid
since i work for a small buisiness, no drug tests
I gotta drive for work 
and my dad doesnt suspect or care enough
@flat violet we had a drunk italian guy come to our vc on webcam with a gas mask
amazing encounter

I work in labor
as a petroleum engineer
I'm a field worker
im indoors
he screamed something bastardo cazzo
i dont see the sun sometimes
Like soon I'm getting a company truck, 2024 F-450 King Ranch
he Lightkeeper is a mysterious and enigmatic character in the game Escape from Tarkov, a hardcore first-person shooter with RPG and survival elements developed by Battlestate Games. He is a trader introduced in later updates to the game (notably around patch 0.12.12 in 2022) and operates from a fortified lighthouse on the Lighthouse map. Unlike other traders like Prapor or Therapist, Lightkeeper has a cryptic and philosophical demeanor, often speaking in riddles or with a detached, almost otherworldly tone. His lore and background are intentionally vague, adding to his mystique.
Key Details About Lightkeeper:Role: He is a trader who offers high-tier quests, items, and rewards, but accessing him requires completing a series of challenging tasks for other traders and meeting specific reputation or level requirements.
Location:
Found in a heavily guarded bunker on the Lighthouse map, making him difficult to reach due to hostile NPCs (rogues) and environmental dangers.
Personality: Lightkeeper is portrayed as a secretive, almost omniscient figure who seems to know more about Tarkov’s world than he lets on. His dialogue often hints at deeper knowledge of the game’s lore, the conflict in the Norvinsk region, and the player’s role in it.
While not fully explained, Lightkeeper is implied to be a former operative or figure with connections to the game’s factions.
Lightkeeper Dialogue (Quest Briefing in Escape from Tarkov)Setting: The player approaches Lightkeeper’s dimly lit bunker, his voice crackling through an old intercom."Shadows move before the light, don’t they? Yet the source remains unseen. You’re here, chasing whispers in the fog, thinking you’ll find answers. Hmph. The Zone doesn’t give; it takes. There’s a crate, forgotten in the ashes of the old pier—marked with a red star, half-buried in rot. Bring me what’s inside. Don’t open it. Curiosity is a bullet you can’t dodge. Move by dusk, or the dark will claim you first. Go."
@frozen void post a eft copyasta
in winter come in at 7, leave 6, come into the dark and leave the dark
there we go
kill yourself
aint no fucking way
what the fuck why
Return to me, my image inspiro command
/image inspiro
Wahhhhhhhh
I'm getting a massive truck from work, 2024 F-450 King Ranch

Things 23 feet long
@frozen void give me image inspiro perks so I can flex on bird
im getting early death from MDF/MFC sawdust inhalation
its nicer then my 2015 F-250 King Ranch
We dont even have 8ball still
the stretcher took a lot from us
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Rip okay
Is that good
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nah
AIDS
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you have?
yank
idk i call people yanks
I live in America
Why are you lithuanian
Why do you look like a Russian skinhead nationalist
Same, I live in Alaska, so better Canadfa
Questions questions
born
No answers
baltic person shaved
I have been saved from playing wakfu by the wakfu devs
why
Better Yukon maybe
bless 
Balkans aren't real
human instinct of reproduction
No, better Canada
thank god im not romanian

people arguing over whose country is better
@low yew
they’re all shit
Some are more shit
being rich in any country is good enough
I have money
rich in family, friends
Life is good
Just get money duh
I'm Transylvanian I fucking hate Romania and Romanians
hungarian
No, I'm ethnic Romanian
lmao borka u idiot hes hungarian
tf
what the helly
You're trans?
REAL

transvesdite from sexy transylvania

or whatever it is
Already made the joke slowpoke
DOES ANYONE KNOW CABARET
We have our own culture and identity here. We lived in Habsburgia. The other Romanians are turkified Balkan shithole full of gypsies
Try typing faster
evening chat
I LOVE COUNT ORLOK

Nosferatu 2024 is one of my favourite horror movies since I saw it, that movie fucks.
count orlok husband or femboy wife
They were with Edirne and Plovdiv, we were with Vienna and Milano
so now that we can post pics i have something wholesome 4 you wanna see?
same, i saw it with my partner at the time
it was only a tiny bit wierd
YES
Kys
nosferatu really did say “you must bounce on it” in the movie
you first

I refuse
Same, saw it with my ex girlfriend. Watching orlok fucking moterboat her titties while murdering her was interesting to say the least. Ost went hard.
its in your genes to die
I'm normal

“normal”
Peak racism
mf ur romanian u have a instinct for theft
in different languages
with rat plush
All negative stereotypes about Romanians are actually about gypsies just like how all negative American stereotypes are about blacks
Nosferatu reminds me of the Dante’s inferno game. Satan walks up and Dante is like “It’s time to end… you…. DAMN.” Bros got his cock out 24/7.
we only steal BMWs but not other cars
i want to be fucking wasted
În the book by deranged Irish writer Bram Stoker, Dracula is explicitly described as a Szekler NOT Romanian
and high
Give me the name
@oblique belfry I guess I'm done with PL as well, I got the ||saddest ending|| most probably
He even has a moostach
one beer is too little i beed 20
who
Dracula

he did it
he actually did it
În the book
The absolute madman
Said ending throw you back at like one conversation away from the credits, so... yeah
Apparently it's the only ending that does that, don't know if it's intended or bug
i dont hate romanians
Finally the jokes about falco not finishing cyberpunk can lessen 
some of my better friends are romanians from constanta
You are Albanian nationalist
im lithuania
Heavy!!!
albania is kosovar
Why Constanța
That's the other end of the country I live in Partium
isnt the standart issuse service rifel of lithuania an AK variant?
thats just where they ate from
G36
lithuanian army uses G36
the tower?
Dobrogea
yeah
I'm from Partium
they are romanian dobrugean separatists
There's no such thing
I like that 2024 Nosferatu made the vampire a monster. Bêla Lugosi made vampires hot, but in Bram Stoker’s book Dracula was an absolute fucking animal. I’m sick of vampires with love bites, rip that bitchs throat open and slurp it off the floor 
had it in my days was meh for me i took up the MG-3 / MG-5
They're memeing you
exactly
Vampires are so cool when they’re done well
We don't even have vampires in Romanian folk lore
But you hadn't finished till now
Now I get to talk about the secret scene of johnny throwing it back while V does a butterfly knife trick
in lithuanian pagan lore, germans are devils
@mental lynx vaffanculo
Vampires are Slavic
We have strigoi and moroi
Which are shape-shifting undead warlocks
Damn, that’s tough. Anyways how many vampiric castles are in Romania?
count orlok
italian
bunch of russian in bio
Nobody cares that vampires aren’t in lore, vampires are just cool.
You don’t gotta do the um actually 🤓
you miss the one where V and that one hotdog seller you saved in Dogtown elope together
@oak magnet whats your oppinion on Švyturys Ekstra ?
We barely have any castles where I live we had dozens but the Austrians razed them all down after the Rakoczi war and the great kuruț uprising
its not the worst beer you can buy
My seemingly unpopular opinion is panam is an annoying brat. Fucking hated her. A hotheaded asshole who’s always rude as shit.
But that's wasteful 🐾
It was lobonț against kuruț
thats just like, your opinion man
WHAT DO U MEAN 1.7K HOURS AND NOT FINISH CYBERPUNK
honestly Panam was, ok
not spectacular
give me the best beer and Vodka in your oppinion of Lithuania
I honestly think Falco doesn’t even play videogames with how he seemingly hasn’t finished any that exist
my fav beer is a Latvian brand
Fav lithuanian brand is Volfas Engelmann and its just, idk i know the can though
Best Vodka is Bajoru Degtine

im more of a tequila enjoyer tbh
but vodka is 2nd place
and i like cocktails more than beer
which is why I really liked the DFTR ending, you and Panam come to grips that yall are not compatible in lifestyle, you get to go on one final heist to try to save yourself
but beer can be really good
Personally I prefer a balanced vampire.
Above humans and preys on them, but not just bloodthirsty monsters. Kinda like actual predators
She was just a bitch. Judy was great, supportive, the only weird thing is V basically making a move on her after Evelyn committed suicide. Imagine your “it’s complicated” lesbian GF kills herself and your mentally insane merc friend immediately tries to hit on you.
college told me if you like beer visit Lithuania and you have your fix
yeah they left a lot on the cutting room floor, there were supposed to be more options in the relationships
honestly beer on draft in lithuania is good
its very cheap mostly and good for what it is
what in the fuck
I love Europeans being like “If you want good beer go to xyz country.” Dawg I drink to get wasted, I don’t give a shit if it tastes like piss.
least wierd lesbian relationship tho tbh
I didnt wanna see an ottussy today
my MAN
im literly reading a book about beer and it sayed something about home breewed beers like in an Village type Hotel
my nights out tend to end with a bottle of cheap wine and on occasion white powder
Lithuaniana can't make beer for shit stop lying. The only drinkable beer in Europe is made by Germans, Czechs, Belgians and British in that order!!!!
haha fuck off
the only folks who can make beer are the few remaining mountain monks
only good western beer is budweiser and thats it
anything else is piss water
Next you'll say Lithuania has multisecular wine making tradition and better wine than Italy!!
ive had bavarian beer and it was piss
Not even.
Because you have no taste
budweiser is straight dogshit
and you can go to the toilet with USA made Beer
yeah because you totally have taste
its a soft drink
true

transylvania is hungarian lmao
How I wish...


Seriously I wish we would reunify with our Hungarian bros
only thing I know from transylvania are the kids movies
We dont need more Pro goverment people 
go join the magyars
why is the first gif that i see when you type in Germany about the Wehrmacht ? im not supprised
because edgelords online
cant be original

"but they could have won if the wunderwaffe that was made to earn rations are created!!!!!!!"
fml even in german its far worse in the gif selection
its getting into politics
avoid
before some asshole also decides to say “aktshually”

@oak magnet
great question
is that smokeless tobacco?
@oblique belfry
fucking wierd that smokeless tobacco exists in lithuania but NO ONE in UK does it at all
like

this are filterless cigarettes mostly smoked in the ex USSR
Sex is cool
not really no
i agree
I love being married
theres fragments laying around so i think you just need to pick up enough to make the doors pop up. will let you know
I've been married for 17 years
Me too that's why I'm at my second marriage
lithuanians either do cigs or smokeless tobacco
im gonna be married in nov
have any of yall tried those things where they heat tobacco? was really confused since it dont seem to have any actual benefits
I love getting married maybe I'll do it again
YEAH THATS WHAT I MEAN
lemme find
This is my first and only marriage
this
saw them once in an Romanian store and never again, good tobacco and no bs but per pak 4€
How do you know that
IQUOS
ooo
FAT HAND
these are not a thing in UK at all
We've been married for 17 years, we plan on retiring together here in the next couple years
Happily married for 17 years at that
God bless 🙏🏻
im getting married to a russian for no real reason other than a sick joke
My first marriage I divorced after 5 years
love to smoke them when im at work, but they are strong tastes decend and are rare
and also benefits
fuck off @proven tundra

isnt the smoke also less
like
yup
Mai ești în serverul ăla cu sopranos?
@proven tundra NO FUCKING WAY YOU HAVE A SILKSONG RAT
This fucker has a rat for every occasion
okay hear me out
borderlands weapons starting to look fucking dogshit
da
its why we love him
He probably has a trump rat
Ești activ acolo?
Nah , doar folosesc emoji
oh fuck borka why did you attract the romanians

Close enough
tuba rat?
sick motherfucker
Ah bine atunci. Voiam să îi spui ceva la Yukimura :)))))
i need a rat to play the uncle ruckus theme
cine
damn, took you this long to realize this?
noticed it back in bl2

shamisen rat?
close enough
trueee
ok thats enough discord for me
tarkov really be smoothing brains 

byee
BL1 already have some weird-ass guns
Bada Bing îi serveru lui, el o făcut serveru ăla, am fost prieteni dar dacă nu-l știi nu mai contează

after a bunch of guns they really like the design of, they just let the team make some absolute bullshit
sa mori tu ca e facut de un roman
close enough I guess, got way too much shamisen rock covers
:))))))))))))))
aaaaa
Londonez autentic :)))
britanic
O fost la mine în server dar l-am dat afară

După 3-4 ani
all of those 15 has been spent on the club aint it?
#general-rom
no actually played it you fucking degen
never went to strip club btw 
How do Lithuanians feel about Estonia being so much better
whoa whoa why you accusing me lmao
nothing because it isnt true

estonia should just disconnect and float into finland at this point
they arent baltic
like straight waste of time lmao
because you accused me first 
it is
Estonia is the best baltic country I am sorry but it's true. I've been to Reval
im sure the finnish would like their liquor store closer to their country
at that point just watch straight corn, aint like you aint got internet lmao
if it counts as "hobbies" though i do need to enter it once 
u havent even been to lithuania
Straight corn
Didn't get the chance yet
How does Romania feel about Romania
fuck sake
I would tho

it doesnt
Depends on the region he's from
What if I want to watch gey corn
@sour rivet wake up
all romanians are male
I'm drunk, I had 8 beers
i dont have enough alcohol or cigarettes
we lost slow mode? LETS GO
(i have no cigarettes)

Superior German beer
real
I'm drinking in the woods

i would so do that
unfortunately, the lapdance is needed for 100% apparently
rip
i really want to go out and go HAM
Send your woman to buy you more
Damn that's harsh
im 21
WTF so young
im 18
yeah

?????
everything is a fuck
yeah im actually 10
Damn I thought everyone here was over 30
I'm actually a 15 year old from the UK, I have 3 VPNs to watch youtube
kill yourself
Just me Börka and mbo are old
i mean im literally a fetus idk whats so wrong with that
at least let me hit puberty
no
eat those dishwasher tablets u wanted to since birth

im gonna do as much absurd shit before im 25
the children yearn for the mines
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS
child support speedrun
no need, just have your partner disappear mysteriously
we dont children
You both keep whatever you had before marriage
i mean how do i get one to be signed and legal
do i need a lawyer
Lawyer
If you buy something in common after you're married it's split 50/50 when divorce
shit
Yes
just get a lawyer, so they can cover all the possible bases they could wriggle out of
And get her to sign it
ill get her to buy the lawyer shes the rich one
the irony of me being broke and her family is rich
Just dont get married
better for her so i dont take money from it

🫡
Ye if you're the broke one it's to her advantage to have you sign one
her family likes me for whatever reason
acc maybe not then
Are they Lithuanian

russian
they're planning something, preempt them
hide in their walls
impossible theres only 2 lithuanians who exist
yeah what will they do with a broke boy
And they like you?
im 1/2 of one
yeah
Lol

you're about to be turned into that one guy in Get Out
Bro accidentally fell out a window
russians are all about dowryies, might get money
no im just somewhat human
i gave up some humanity so there could be more lithuanians
glorp
im 175cm
i REALLY want cured meats
real
so all Lithuanians right now have a sliver of you?
Adam of lithuania
Go get some cured meats then
of soul
RUN B WORD
get prosciutto and jamon serrano
Yummers
go in the back, get a super steep discount
I have a permanent fixation on cured meats
that and a woman
I'll take any of those too
its true
but the cigaretts
valid
Don't care about cigarettes
Or wine
Or women
Just give me
THE MEAT
not always tho
italians smoke, drink, eat cured meat, drink espresso, be lazy and live to 89
why the fuck is the popcorn seasoning so expensive
pause

hey I bet you also meat women eh?
i mean
offtopic is crazy today
i like prosciutto
I've been married once and almost married again
I can take it or leave it at this point
My kids are over 20
Another gf would just get in the way of video game time
i might do italian retirement, be unhealthy and still live too long

Eat
yeah but companionship makes me less bored and more human
when im not in the company of friends or a partner, i feel less human
i dont like that
RATS!
im gonna meet more people
can confirm, did a brief stint of work abroad, shit sucked constantly despite nice living conditions
better than humans
and possibly recreate the song from the hit musical Cabaret
TITIITITIII
TWO LADIES
and im the only, ma-an
no
you arent

Cup is the only based person to ever live in Cali
Hey
My cousin lives there
by choice?
Yes
Moving to Cali by choice is worse then moving to Brazil by choice
She did move there like 40 years ago with her husband
So when it was mostly based
Maybe it was better back then
Cali stopped being America in 2000, it started down that train in the late 80's
Stopped being American lmao
California doesn't deserve to be called America
Sure thing
we should let it be its own country
girl calm down
its not that serious we know how much you want californian men
dont need to hide it
callie restriced Firearms are plaged by nurgel
They aren't even real men
Closer to women they are, some even pretending to be
1/10 low effort
you still want them
we know
I’ve been to LA to stay for a few weeks. It’s fine if you avoid 90% of the city.
California is chill if you ignore its existance
Someone else brings it up
Is not a place id pick to go
CALIFORNIA DREAAAMINNN
nah id rather go uhhhh
new jersey
and meet tony soprano
gabagool
It's at the bottom of the list with the rest of the US
I would have loved to live in California 45-50 years ago
Maine, Washington, Oregon were all fine places to visit
right in the middle of the crack epidemic
Northern California to be specific
South Cali can burn in hell
idk the difference
Favourite place I’ve been to was Seattle, in terms of travelling.
all of america is the same slop to me
The more north the California, the better
It was nice but it rained the whole day
just go oregon at that point
Yeah, it’s the best part.
South you have LA, san fransisco, ect
Exactly
or whatever state is above cali
oregon, washington, what other state above california
lemme map
California is also the most expensive state to live in by far, even Alaska is cheap in comparison
The fish market was cool, we did a fun Starbucks tour, the aquarium was nice
oh just those two
Nothing but Canada
canada is a country
Most northern states are basically just canada
Michigan for example
alaska??
Montana and Alaska are based Canada
i want some salmon
yes, I live in Alaska
sashimi
why
I love it here
i see
@oblique belfry vault was cool 
what was it ? some kind of dungeon or smth ?
i was shocked when i found out some people in US still have to wait in line for ADHD meds
crazy style
Alaska has the closest to free health care as it gets in the states. Every job is required to provide free health insurance
Alaska also has UBI
USING PRIVATE HEALTHCARE
bruh what
I did not know that
A step in the right direction
a normal vault with boss but you just find them after collecting 3 fragments from the world, so its not the focus no more
at all
I knew about the ubi tho
so they just, give you money
Yep even my 16 year old kid has health insurance from working at a local mon & pop shop
Man, UnitedHealthcare would be so pissed if you have to provide their employee with free employment healthcare
no strain even on smalll buisiness?
you go through few areas with normal enemies and then go to the boss arena, kill boss, get loot, move on to loot room
They make sure you have a minimum income, if you excede that minimum income you dont get it
i hear insurance costs alot
Good
Now make it for everyone that's not employed too
Any of yall know why sometimes quest markers disappear after dying or loading into a new area? Like it was there, and now poof it’s gone but still in task list.
oh thats fair
do you need to be employed to get UBI









