#╟❓general-offtopic

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carmine laurel
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not worth the mental real estate

green granite
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technically I can fix it by ya kno, just move to new states but I'm not moving states so if that's what you want

vital venture
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Idk the laws would this be compliant

timid hollow
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doge brainstorming, what do we do tommorow

turbid shuttle
marsh cargo
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Turned into an unironic tory
Shortly after technos passing
Even his old friends have stopped collabing with him

oblique belfry
timid hollow
green granite
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I would move state once I got my degree and stable enough to get an apartment somewhere in Virginia or some other cool states

turbid shuttle
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California isn't a real state

timid hollow
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Dice roll event just sounds like we could also just poker

oblique belfry
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at least tommy got out of it just fine

timid hollow
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like what are you promoting gambling here, are you a kick streamer

turbid shuttle
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Why are you hungarian?

oblique belfry
carmine laurel
frank hearth
vital venture
timid hollow
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Dice roll takes no skill nor knowledge, people dont have motivation from something where they cant drop their nerd knowledge

turbid shuttle
vital venture
marsh cargo
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Meanwhile cali
Funding half of the US states so they don't fall into 3rdworld ohno

green granite
turbid shuttle
oblique belfry
green granite
vital venture
turbid shuttle
green granite
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anyway since Borka mentioned AR-10 so mandatory AR-10 image dump

oblique belfry
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i even made more then 1 set of rules just to give you guys a choosing matter this time Wahh

turbid shuttle
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Oh shit that is an AR-10

turbid shuttle
vital venture
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Yea like I said he got it for free when the 5.56 he bought broke after like I wanna say 5 days?

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His brother is just a ex cop so he has some fun shit

oblique belfry
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you could've picked shorter rounds but could've picked the numbers manually instead of random
or could've made the score system with brackets similar to tournaments vs person who wins the most etc.

green granite
oblique belfry
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i could post the rules here but whats the point of wall of text if nobody cares about it sadge

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dont need to clutter the chat cuppy already has that covered ohno

vital venture
vital venture
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Not me tho

timid hollow
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dice game just sounds like im kneeling in an alley trying to earn 20 dollars from a crackhead

green granite
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I always want an AR-10, sadly Brownell does not make it anymore sadge

oblique belfry
timid hollow
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Im german, i dont like fun

oblique belfry
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and there wont be a punishment if you dont join as well i dont care if you join or not shrudge but since there is literally 0 participants i can't do it omegakekw

timid hollow
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i have been clicking for hours in runescape for miserable profit of 500gp per item

green granite
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nice 👍

vital venture
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I need to ask if I can shoot the gun sometime

timid hollow
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straftat 1v1 tournament, ratsu drops 15$, if i find enough beer i will maybe do commentary

vital venture
green granite
oblique belfry
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anyways as i've said
dice rolling event is the only thing i got readied rn

timid hollow
vital venture
green granite
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like this is very basic

vital venture
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I have to go and buy it though shrug

timid hollow
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at this point i feel like i have to organize a tournament in a game, but straftat is legit the only game where i can assume that noone has a playtime advantage. Like we could do cs2 but if its a map that runs well on my pc, i will have an experience advantage

green granite
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transfer fee might apply

vital venture
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I would have to like go to the FFL tho

oblique belfry
green granite
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but atleast you already got the buying process done, now just transfering process

vital venture
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I have multiple gun stores near im just lazy lol

timid hollow
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I mean a good pc not everything, but i wouldnt participate in anything where i have problems spotting an enemy and playing at 30 fps

vital venture
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And I dont wanna do that

timid hollow
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OG MW2 Search and destroy, lets go

vital venture
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I think ur underestimating how lazy my ass is

green granite
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what if I ping Borka with weeb goon content

oblique belfry
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same as me

timid hollow
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we just have to pick a potatoe game, like unreal tournament 1999 jokerge

pallid raft
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lets play tribes

oblique belfry
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people that doesn't have quake / unreal tournament ? what about those ?

broken mountain
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we are doing a stronghold crusader tournament

timid hollow
vital venture
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Pretty sure its cheap as piss but I wouldn't know as im not buying it

oblique belfry
broken mountain
pallid raft
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if you dont own quake do you even have rights

broken mountain
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Catapult spam for the win

oblique belfry
timid hollow
broken mountain
timid hollow
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cough cough cough

broken mountain
pallid raft
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4 whole people can participate

timid hollow
rocky turtle
broken mountain
timid hollow
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Funfact, straftat means crime in german

rocky turtle
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timid hollow
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NIDHOGG

oblique belfry
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Who will monitor the fights ?
How many rounds will we need ?
How do we know it wont be forged ?
How do we know people will not cheese fights ?

pallid raft
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doge wants free so it cant have a pricetag

slim magnet
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oh god it's an arena shooter

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jesus christ that's cool i need to get into it

broken mountain
slim magnet
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why the fuck is slowmode enabled on offtopic now

timid hollow
oblique belfry
pallid raft
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to avoid gifspam apparently

rocky turtle
vital venture
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Idk but pet posting has more cat pictures so im happy

broken mountain
timid hollow
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Okay you guys are right. Stick fight the game

broken mountain
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I paid more for dinner

oblique belfry
vital venture
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Bro is just making excuses atp

pallid raft
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anyone remember awesomenauts

timid hollow
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JUST SAY YOU DONT WANNA

oblique belfry
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EU WTF A MOTH IS IN MY ROOM WTF ITS GIANT BRB

pallid raft
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broken mountain
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My drone hit the right house, gg

timid hollow
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First the polish take them down, then they sent some themself. smh

green granite
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the gaming spirit of off topic is back and its beautiful 🥹

oak magnet
oak magnet
broken mountain
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hello guys im back and im doge

oblique belfry
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THE FUCK ? omegakekw EVERYTHING WAS CLOSED

oak magnet
oblique belfry
timid hollow
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Hi im doge

rocky turtle
oak magnet
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guys its doge hes back

timid hollow
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i liked gexs profile pic

broken mountain
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that moth hit me in the ass

slim magnet
broken mountain
oblique belfry
broken mountain
oblique belfry
broken mountain
timid hollow
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Yo doge, so we do straftat tournament right?

broken mountain
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ooo I am losing it, and my name is doge626

oblique belfry
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anyways
how the fuck did a giant moth spawn on my room everything was closed

oak magnet
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i would partake in identity theft

broken mountain
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I sent it

broken mountain
oblique belfry
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bich stop summoning bugs on my room madge1

oak magnet
slim magnet
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ut99 is freeware nowadays

green granite
oak magnet
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LEGIT tryna find the avatar command

real aspen
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People

oblique belfry
frail leafBOT
oak magnet
timid hollow
slim magnet
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oldunreal got permission from epic to just host the actual game

oblique belfry
blazing maple
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das right

timid hollow
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there are no loopholes, stop assuming everyone wants to ruin everything

broken mountain
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anyways, the next tournament is today in 10 minutes, and I, doge626, will hereby award the first place with one million dollars

oak magnet
oblique belfry
blazing maple
oblique belfry
slim magnet
oak magnet
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yo im gerxdy

broken mountain
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screenshot just in case

slim magnet
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oldunreal never made any changes to the game's balance

oak magnet
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i dont drink i think?

timber oxide
oblique belfry
broken mountain
oak magnet
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do i drink, tell me self

timid hollow
timber oxide
oblique belfry
oak magnet
broken mountain
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yee

real aspen
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I just spent a full 25 minutes full blast on the toilet after over a week of constipation caught

timber oxide
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Hey Doge pick a random number from 1 to 10

real aspen
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My ass hurts

oblique belfry
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3

broken mountain
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5

timid hollow
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7

oak magnet
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1

upbeat verge
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MANNNN it feels so good and cozy to shower late at night then go to bed ooooh it feels so good

timid hollow
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get the server tag

oblique belfry
broken mountain
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a coincidence like this happens once 20 years

timber oxide
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Hold up I see Sound is doing his impersonation thing again

real aspen
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Why are they multiplying

oblique belfry
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SOUND gigachadhandshake

timid hollow
broken mountain
timid hollow
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one day this whole server will be full of gexs

timber oxide
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Doge (the real one) pick a random number from 1 to 100 now

oblique belfry
timid hollow
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78

broken mountain
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anyways I'm gonna rob my university and buy myself a 5090 to play gacha with pyrson

oblique belfry
broken mountain
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but you will

oblique belfry
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says who ?

timber oxide
broken mountain
real aspen
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Doge going full schizo

timid hollow
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laika still trying to find the server tag i guess

broken mountain
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disco elysium in offtopic caught

marsh cargo
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Ooh ic it's shizoid arc

timber oxide
oblique belfry
vital venture
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I would only play Grey Raven if the Dmc collab comes back cause I have a dmc problem

blazing maple
oblique belfry
oak magnet
timid hollow
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THERE WE HAVE IT, BRAWLHALLA

slim magnet
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ah yeah that one was fine

broken mountain
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what the fuck

oblique belfry
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what the fuck

timid hollow
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what the fuck

blazing maple
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what the fuck

upbeat verge
slim magnet
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but since it was community driven, content came extremely fucking slow

broken mountain
slim magnet
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like it had 4 maps and that's it

broken mountain
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ignore the 2 doges

oblique belfry
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sound

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🙂

broken mountain
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I know you are sound, sound

oblique belfry
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go back.

broken mountain
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now stop interrupting, I need to setup my event idea

timid hollow
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there would be 3 if i was purple

slim magnet
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chat what if the j in soundtrackj is for jostabeere???

timber oxide
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Why just one, why not both

upbeat verge
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fuck we have two retards now

broken mountain
oak magnet
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fucking cunt shit wont let me have a server tag

oblique belfry
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how do you know that ?

broken mountain
timid hollow
broken mountain
oblique belfry
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sound removed his alt (josta) to avoid attention

oak magnet
timid hollow
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I like goulash

oak magnet
broken mountain
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me too

timber oxide
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me too

oblique belfry
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me not

broken mountain
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but you just said you did

oblique belfry
timid hollow
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for a second i was angry because i thought sound doesnt like it

oak magnet
timber oxide
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Doge słyszałem że nauczyłeś się polskiego w 5 minut

oblique belfry
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i have mental disability

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oak magnet
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p!translate en Doge słyszałem że nauczyłeś się polskiego w 5 minut

muted gyroBOT
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Original

Doge słyszałem że nauczyłeś się polskiego w 5 minut

English

Doge I heard that you learned Polish in 5 minutes

timid hollow
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Doges hates goulash, pack your things guys, no event with that douchebag anymore

broken mountain
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I will now use google translate ok?

timid hollow
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i broke up with one girl because she didnt like it

oak magnet
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im gonna execute doge

broken mountain
oak magnet
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if yo girl dont like goulash, i dont like her

oblique belfry
broken mountain
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I love google translate

vital venture
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This is gonna def not be a bit that gives me a headache

broken mountain
timber oxide
timid hollow
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Blahblah i like cabanossi blahblah give me your car oh i already have it blahblah

oak magnet
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something something something i forgot
-chief “sosa” keef

broken mountain
oblique belfry
timid hollow
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I dont even like potatoes

broken mountain
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oktoberfest ended 11 months ago you sausage muncher

oak magnet
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im so german and homosexual i like berlin clubs where i kiss men

vital venture
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Who tf hates a potatoe

timid hollow
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WOAH HEY

timber oxide
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Hey can someone impersonate me so that I can talk to both Doges at once, thanks

oak magnet
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i dont even eat cottage cheese

timid hollow
blazing maple
timber oxide
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I will even give you pointers on how to insult his entire bloodline with one word

oblique belfry
oak magnet
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potatoes are fucking dogshit

blazing maple
oak magnet
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i mainly eat sourkraut and men

timber oxide
carmine laurel
broken mountain
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my friends' cock is dogshit too

timid hollow
carmine laurel
oak magnet
timid hollow
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Only bourbon

oblique belfry
oak magnet
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yeah i only like southern comfort

broken mountain
timid hollow
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and Jim bean

carmine laurel
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oh its fucking soundtrack

frank hearth
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another one for the folderkek1

timid hollow
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WOMAN

vital venture
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I should not be trying to make sense of what im reading while at work

broken mountain
oak magnet
timber oxide
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WOMAN?!

oblique belfry
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WOMAN

vital venture
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This is making my head hurt

frail leafBOT
oak magnet
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WOMAN

oblique belfry
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WOMAN

timid hollow
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WOMAN

timber oxide
real aspen
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Man the silksong glaze is ridiculous KekSkew

oak magnet
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how did i write woman within the 10 second cooldown wtf

oblique belfry
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is he actually drunk

frail leafBOT
oak magnet
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answer me

timber oxide
oblique belfry
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wu man

oak magnet
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woah man

oak magnet
blazing maple
vital venture
broken mountain
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halo

oblique belfry
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OH NOOOO
ITS 107

timid hollow
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OH NAH

blazing maple
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he had to think about it

oak magnet
marsh cargo
blazing maple
oak magnet
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SINCE WHEN DO I HAVE A EVIL OLDER BROTHER

broken mountain
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take your pants off boy

timber oxide
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We need a 105

oblique belfry
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since sound is gone now ohno

vital venture
oak magnet
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i must consult myself

oblique belfry
blazing maple
timid hollow
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The thing is, 107 is at least true to game lore

frank hearth
oblique belfry
oak magnet
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type shit

broken mountain
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type shit

timid hollow
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type shit

oak magnet
oblique belfry
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type shit

broken mountain
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shit

timber oxide
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gówno

oak magnet
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type shit

oblique belfry
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dumbass

vital venture
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Hit

timid hollow
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scheisse

oblique belfry
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still not pin worthy smh

broken mountain
oak magnet
oblique belfry
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im telling you forgery is the way to go

timber oxide
blazing maple
oak magnet
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oh sheiße i forgot i have someone in my bed waiting for me hes big and hairy and needs beer

oblique belfry
oak magnet
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am i from berlin

timber oxide
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The americans in 1945

timid hollow
oak magnet
timid hollow
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I COME FROM WEST GERMANY FUCK YOUR BERLIN

oak magnet
timid hollow
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20 MINUTES AND IM IN LE NETHERLANDS

oak magnet
oblique belfry
timid hollow
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I think, therefore i am

frank hearth
oak magnet
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this beer made me forget my location

oblique belfry
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surely im not in sam's screenshot folder ? clueless

frank hearth
runic condor
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i for real thought gex was talking to himself for a solid second

oblique belfry
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surely she didn't take smth from me out of context clueless

oak magnet
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im severely drunk

broken mountain
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there

vital venture
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Ik I aint in there

runic condor
timid hollow
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i will just let this rest on my desktop as "birb becomes a mom"

runic condor
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lost memory unlocked

oak magnet
oblique belfry
timber oxide
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Hey that's in my vid

runic condor
timid hollow
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CREWMATA

oak magnet
timber oxide
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Oh fuck I have to finish editing a vid

frank hearth
oblique belfry
timber oxide
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Fuck you Doge for reminding me

oblique belfry
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kekpoint get to work

runic condor
frank hearth
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the great schizo dream saga

oblique belfry
timber oxide
oblique belfry
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wish i had one

oak magnet
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i might have to return to my old form

timid hollow
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THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM YET

oblique belfry
oak magnet
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oh shit im evil

timid hollow
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I WILL USE POT OF GREED WHICH LETS ME DRAW 3 CARDS

oblique belfry
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to get pyrson back on fortnite again

timber oxide
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Cause it's highly unlikely that I will be able to actually speak enough for a recording session during recovery KekSkew

broken mountain
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I want to be cyan :<

oblique belfry
broken mountain
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I want to kick a newborn into a stove and call it a hot pocket

timid hollow
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I just want to kick a newborn

broken mountain
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me too

timid hollow
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that was laika not me

oak magnet
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i fucking hate children

timber oxide
frank hearth
broken mountain
frank hearth
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what on earth

runic condor
oak magnet
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im drinking cider rn

timber oxide
oak magnet
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im actually austrian

oblique belfry
timid hollow
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cider is also a big german thing you moron

oak magnet
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glory to osterreich

oak magnet
timber oxide
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I am absolutely not looking forward to it but I have you guys to talk to while I recover so I'll be fine peepoGlad

vital venture
timid hollow
oblique belfry
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Anywho
gex want me to jumpscare your dm box with dice roll rules ? jokerge

timber oxide
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No
I'm sending the yakuza to take you out

proven tundra
oak magnet
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too much weed

timid hollow
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LET ME SWAP PLACES WITH THAT RAT

green granite
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so called intellectual men when they see watermelon on woman's body

oak magnet
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RAT GIVE ME YOUR BODY

timid hollow
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YOUR SOUL EVEN

proven tundra
oak magnet
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I NEED TO BE RAT

broken mountain
timber oxide
timid hollow
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NOVA 6

oak magnet
timid hollow
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I HAVE TO KILL KENNEDY

green granite
broken mountain
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DRAGOVICH, KRAVCHENKO, STEINER

oak magnet
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STEINER

broken mountain
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ALL MUST DIE

timber oxide
oak magnet
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MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV, AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE

left mantle
broken mountain
timid hollow
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goes kinda hard ngl

oblique belfry
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broken mountain
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THE NUMBERS GEXRDY

timid hollow
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I KILLED CASTRO

oak magnet
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i must do terrible things to the locals

broken mountain
timber oxide
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Ok Doge, Imma try to not use blades and suppressed pistols this Cyberpunk run

atomic gyro
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ngl I hate the medical system in gamma

oak magnet
broken mountain
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YOUVE BEEN CASTRATED, MASON, YOUVE BEEN FIDEL CASTRATED

proven tundra
oblique belfry
wet lantern
vital venture
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Hes trying to replace Castro now tf

timid hollow
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yo sound did you know you can stand up in the main menu from the chair?

timber oxide
oblique belfry
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fair point

oak magnet
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i need more beer

timber oxide
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Doge if you want to know my stance on replaying games remember that I replayed the 4 PS2 Ratchet and Clank games more times than you can count to

oblique belfry
broken mountain
noble basin
oblique belfry
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carry on then KekSkew

broken mountain
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I dont want to work tomorrow so I can drink bourbon with you guys

oak magnet
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provide me the strongest potion

timid hollow
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i would just spam numbers now but there is this weird thing

wet lantern
timid hollow
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SCHEISS LANGSAM MODUS

oak magnet
timid hollow
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Man southern comfort isnt the only bourbon on this planet

noble basin
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Thats not bourbon tho

noble basin
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Its like kfc bourbon with the secret spices shit

oak magnet
vital venture
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I dont want to work tomorrow so I can drink more of my Vodka, and then get drunk enough to mix it with milk

oak magnet
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do i drink tequila even

vital venture
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Which reminds me do not mix moonshine with milk

timid hollow
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not anymore

wet lantern
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What the FUCK is a kilogram

broken mountain
#

yall ever tried knob creek?

oak magnet
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oh, i still smoke i think

broken mountain
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its rye whiskey

timid hollow
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yes i smoke

oak magnet
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thats good, i smoke

pallid raft
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wagwan delilah

broken mountain
#

THE BLUNTS GEXRDY

oak magnet
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WHERE IS MY JOINT

broken mountain
#

WHAT HAPPENED IN JAMAICA

oak magnet
#

someone put crack in my joint and now i cant see anything

timid hollow
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DRAGOVIIIIIIIIIIICH

broken mountain
noble basin
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Yeah i count it as a fake one because of all that, i much prefer any other bourbon if im drinking it straight but southern in drinks isnt too bad like the "screwup against the wall..." drink which fucks you up

oak magnet
#

STEINEEEERRRR

broken mountain
timid hollow
#

DRUGOVIIIIIICH

oak magnet
#

this beer is hitting me hard from behind

timid hollow
#

this beer is meaning my uncle

broken mountain
#

dragovich fucked 106

oak magnet
#

steiner watched

timid hollow
#

silence in disbelieve

frank hearth
broken mountain
vital venture
#

Why tf do I drink alcohol with milk again

timid hollow
#

cant make this shit up

oak magnet
#

kravchenko occupies the cuck chair

timid hollow
#

me after dragovich fucked me

oak magnet
broken mountain
#

I lost 30000 ball hairs in the blink of an eye, and steiner just fucking watched

oak magnet
#

im losing my mind

broken mountain
#

kennedeez nuts

timber oxide
#

You are Birb Brain (Cleric Lizard Arc)

timid hollow
#

Tommorow there will be no shortage of ballhairs, no shortage of nuts

wet lantern
oak magnet
#

and there needs to be a surplus of cum

broken mountain
#

RAMIREZ, PROTECT HIS ASSHOLE

timid hollow
#

RAMIREZ STINGER HIS ASS

oak magnet
#

MASON

timid hollow
#

okay okay stop, what am i doing with my life

oak magnet
#

where do i begin and where did i end

broken mountain
#

and then uhhh william afton something springtrap burned ramirez protect cuba

left mantle
broken mountain
broken mountain
#

The darkest pit of goatse awaits you

vital venture
#

Did I add vodka to my milk again cause wtf is going on in here

broken mountain
#

I got such good screenshots from today

vital venture
oak magnet
#

vilk

broken mountain
noble basin
oak magnet
#

modka

vital venture
#

And I did not in fact question it

timber oxide
#

I don't even know who that woman is

oak magnet
#

steiner watched is crazy though

broken mountain
#

how does this contribute to namibias geopolitical situation

oak magnet
timid hollow
#

i consider myself a philosopher, one sword keeps another in the sheath or something

left mantle
timid hollow
#

FIGHT THE MPLA

wet lantern
vital venture
#

Still better then when I drank the white buzzball with milk thinking it would make it not taste like shit when once again drunk

oak magnet
broken mountain
timber oxide
timid hollow
vital venture
#

Im just now realizing how much I drink alcohol with milk when I get wasted

#

I need to stop drinking

broken mountain
oak magnet
#

p!translate enlieber zwei damen im arm als zwei arme im darm

muted gyroBOT
#

That language is not supported.

oak magnet
#

p!translate en lieber zwei damen im arm als zwei arme im darm

muted gyroBOT
#
Original

lieber zwei damen im arm als zwei arme im darm

English

Better two women in their arms than two arms in the intestine

broken mountain
#

p!translate en arrombado

muted gyroBOT
#
Original

arrombado

English

broken

oak magnet
#

p!translate lt p!translate lieber zwei damen im arm als zwei arme im darm

muted gyroBOT
#
Original

p!translate lieber zwei damen im arm als zwei arme im darm

Lithuanian

P! Išverčiamas dvi moteris rankose, o ne dvi rankos žarnyne

oak magnet
#

p!translate lt lieber zwei damen im arm als zwei arme im darm

broken mountain
#

better laugh yourself by shitting than shit yourself by laughing

muted gyroBOT
#
Original

lieber zwei damen im arm als zwei arme im darm

Lithuanian

Geresnės dvi moterys rankose nei dvi rankos žarnyne

oak magnet
#

oh i get it now

wet lantern
#

It's better to shit in the sink than to sink in the shit

rocky turtle
oak magnet
#

its better to have a penis on you than in you?

broken mountain
#

dicks and balls

wet lantern
timid hollow
#

WHEN THE NIGHT WITCHES COME

oak magnet
#

my favorite idiom/proverb is

a pig knows how to find mud

broken mountain
#

NO ONE HEARS A WORD
I SAY

oak magnet
#

HAS THE MEMORY GONE

broken mountain
#

ARE YOU FEELIN NUMB

timid hollow
#

UNDETECTED UNEXPECTED WINGS OF GLORY TELL THEIR STORY

oak magnet
#

im terrible with lyrics i havent read before

vital venture
#

Peak

broken mountain
#

One thing, I dont know why

#

it doesnt even matter how hard you try

timid hollow
#

THERE WILL BE BLOOD! SHED!

broken mountain
#

from the dusty mesa

vital venture
#

I just got reminded I might have to start paying for premium EKE

#

Fack

broken mountain
#

“Sandstorm” is an instrumental trance composition by Finnish DJ Darude. The song was a hit across Europe and became known for its usage in sports. It is perhaps most famous due to becoming an internet meme.
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dun dundundun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dundun
BOOM
Dundun dundun dundun
BEEP
Dun dun dun dun dun
Dun dun
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOM
Daddaddadaddadadadadadadadadadaddadadadadadaddadadaddadadadadadadadadadadadaddadddadaddadadadd dadadadaddaddada
D
Dadadddaddadaddadadadddadadada
Nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nnyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Nnn nn nn nn nn nn n nn nnn nn nn nnn nnn nnnnnnnn
Dddddddd ddadadadadaddadadadadadaadadadadadad
BOOM
Nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu
BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM
Nyunyunyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu
BOOM BOOM
BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Dadadadadada
Ddadad
BOOM BOOM
BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
BOOM
(Unintelligible)
Ddudndundun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dund
Dododododododododododododododododododododododododododododoodo
DRUM DRUM DRUM
Ddodododododoododododododododoodododododododo
Chi chichi chi chi chih
BOOOM
Chcihcihfkdhfdisjfkla
Dodododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododoo
SCHEW
Dododododododoodododododododododododododo
Dadadadddudndundundudnudndundundunddunfudnundudnudnudndund
BOOM
FADE

oak magnet
wet lantern
broken mountain
#

when he said dudndudududn

oak magnet
oblique belfry
#

the fuck is going on ? omegakekw are y'all still brainrotting

broken mountain
#

you know what else is hard rn?

wet lantern
#

Yup

timid hollow
broken mountain
#

photographic memory

#

sole reason why gex is almost my favourite guy here

oak magnet
#

namibia and the germans…

#

long and sad history :(

timid hollow
#

i tried to fuck up my memory by smoking excess amounts of weed, but now i still have a good memory and am retarded

oak magnet
blazing maple
oak magnet
#

if anything weed brings back memories and vibes buried deep

#

and i like that

timid hollow
blazing maple
#

you are bonita

timid hollow
#

facepics cost extra

oak magnet
#

i am bonita

#

p!avatar

muted gyroBOT
oak magnet
#

soul filled eyes

broken mountain
oak magnet
timid hollow
#

if you want facereveal i can send dm, ivan knows how i look already clueless

#

some scared of falling in love huh

oak magnet
timid hollow
#

never ever again a buzzcut, im happy when i get to make a new ID next year

oak magnet
#

oh god i realised both my IDs have me with long hair and no facial hair

hope they can still tell its me

timid hollow
timid hollow
#

I hate working for red crown

noble basin
#

And start cooking meth

timid hollow
oak magnet
broken mountain
#

I have no idea what this game is but I know the guy because his real name is gexrdy

timid hollow
#

The Hitgame Hotel Dusk Room 215

timid hollow
#

nah i will change it back, i hate changes

vital venture
timid hollow
#

it fucks with my low level autism

broken mountain
#

what does 106 stand for

oak magnet
timid hollow
broken mountain
#

aa

oak magnet
timid hollow
#

and 106 is also the size of tsunades breasts from naruto, funnily enough

broken mountain
#

ee

timid hollow
#

why do i remember? it was an important plotpoint

vital venture
broken mountain
#

I didnt have you for an anime jorker, gex

oak magnet
oak magnet
#

ima learn the dexter blood theme first thing on piano

timid hollow
#

edgy ass edit but yeah

turbid shuttle
#

No its not located in florida thats just where the business HQ is located id assume

timid hollow
noble basin
#

Yeah thanks but i'll pass, i dont want anime edits on my fyp

turbid shuttle
#

But its almost mint condition

timid hollow
#

i actually despise weebs

#

THAT REMINDS ME THAT I CAN POST IT AGAIN

vital venture
#

Looks like a rabbit u would find in a location that would be like "they wont hurt you, they wont hurt you" and is prob coked out of their mind

#

Why cause his fur got stained from his nicotine addiction?

vital venture
#

My point still stands we know that mf smokes 30 packs a day

noble basin
#

I miss lego games that had no voice actingoldge

timid hollow
#

oh fuck no, take the perms back

vital venture
green granite
#

His head is inferno clueless

marsh cargo
vital venture
#

Same

timid hollow
#

i want to watch soul eater

green granite
noble basin
#

Lies, you know there will never be a "last one"

green granite
#

I LOVE GIRLS HOLDING COFFEE CUP letsgooo

vital venture
timid hollow
#

still havent finished dmc3 caught

vital venture
#

Dmc 2 ah gameplay

timber oxide
#

Not yet on Global

vital venture
oblique belfry
wet lantern
timber oxide
#

Can I turn you into a marketable plushie?

#

Ok, so if I ever sell merch, comically large Birb plushie will be the first product

vital venture
#

Idk how I feel about giving jack the killer a good rap but true

timber oxide
#

You better be funny enough to justify it

vital venture
#

Real

timid hollow
#

get personality mf

green granite
#

Stay Gold

timid hollow
#

says the guy with a pfp from a game

#

thing is, i will never change that pfp, i have it for 6 years now. that is my personality clueless

carmine laurel
#

test

thick plover
#

For a second I thought there was no more slow mode and I got disappointed

green granite
#

I do not wish you to have to look up Plague Doctor woman pfp from SCP

vital venture
thick plover
#

tset

timid hollow
#

ngl the schizo arc would have been way worse without it

green granite
timid hollow
#

is german in that context important

vital venture
#

Real, should increase the timer to 2 hours

green granite
timid hollow
#

SO MY NATIONALITY IS FUNNY?

wet lantern
#

Yes

vital venture
#

Yes

oak magnet
timid hollow
#

Racists. All of you.

oak magnet
vital venture
#

Nah

timber oxide
timid hollow
proven tundra
timid hollow
#

thats the third ww2 joke today, im on a run

turbid shuttle
wet lantern
#

Yes

vital venture
#

Fujimoto wouldn't agree

#

He would just kill his haters

timber oxide
timid hollow
timber oxide
#

He's already done it
He parked the ship in our port

timid hollow
#

i just wanted to help with the drones

slim magnet
#

nah i don't get it

#

way too pretentious for me

timber oxide
#

Nuh uh

#

I'm disappointed no matter how it looks like but I won't kill myself because I'd miss out on future game releases and that would make me kill myself

slim magnet
#

unprompted fitmc post

plain abyss
timber oxide
#

How fucked up are we talking about

oak magnet
#

real

#

i freehand, fail, give up and then die

#

or i succeed once in a blood moon

timid hollow
#

wait birb is your pfp just the shrieker

timber oxide
#

Him? So no boobs?

oak magnet
#

man i have a cool ass design for a tattoo now but no motivation to draw it

timid hollow
#

okay then here you have eldritch crow thing, NEXT

#

see, even enemy type says eldritch

slim magnet
#

why does scratching the base of a cat's tail make it go berserk

timber oxide
#

I am not gonna entertain this question

slim magnet
#

but drumming on its butt makes it become happy

proven tundra
#

Wtf börka

timid hollow
#

what were my tired eyes witnessing for a frame

turbid shuttle
timid hollow
#

we all saw that

proven tundra
#

Börka posting his porn folder "by mistake"

turbid shuttle
#

Lmao

timid hollow
#

Homework folder

turbid shuttle
#

4tb

wet lantern
turbid shuttle
#

Of 8k homework videos

proven tundra
timid hollow
#

58 hours of runescape in a week. Kill me

turbid shuttle
#

God

timid hollow
turbid shuttle
#

My wife is making sweedish meatballs for dinna

nocturne aurora
#

evening chat, moin gex

zealous depot
vital venture
#

Oh I missed it

timid hollow
#

MOOOOOOOIN MEISTA

vital venture
timid hollow
#

im too noob to multibox

#

runescape is fun tho, watch yt or show and numbers go up

timber oxide
vital venture
#

I rather watch DnD campaign while playing helldivers 2 and yes it is a weird match up but idc

wet lantern
oblique belfry
timber oxide
#

I have to do one more thing before I can uninstall the honse game again

#

Buy 3 pizzas and no games

wet lantern
#

Buy two pizzas

timber oxide
#

Or no games and bacon

wet lantern
#

Bacon pizzas

timber oxide
#

Wood fired pizza?

proven tundra
timber oxide
#

Roadworks ahead?

vital venture
#

I just got offered food made for a canceled order, today is a good day poggies

zealous depot
#

Pron KekSkew

timber oxide
#

I need to remember to wear a glove on my left hand when I go shooting

zealous depot
timber oxide
#

I hold the rifle by the magazine well and the recoil slams the rails into it and it fucking hurts

zealous depot
timber oxide
zealous depot
vital venture
timber oxide
#

In general I don't hold rifles by the handguard cause I find it uncomfortable and it also tires my arm faster cause I didn't invest points in strength on character creation

oak magnet
vital venture
#

Especially when I aint paying for it

oblique belfry
#

michael is fucking dead

vital venture
zealous depot
vital venture
#

Did bro not choose option C? L

oblique belfry
#

almost

#

what ending

#

huh ?

zealous depot
#

Whistles

oblique belfry
timber oxide
#

Doge ignore them they are more stupid than you are

zealous depot
#

Don't listen to me, i am coping

oblique belfry
#

that i can believe. Anyways i guess ill do trevor missions then

vital venture
#

Also not the first time I didnt realize KEK

timber oxide
oblique belfry
proven tundra
#

enjoying a swedish victorian era romp

timber oxide
oblique belfry
timber oxide
#

So that run was
||Send Songbird to space, kill Reed||
||Solo tower raid||

#

I kinda feel bad about Takemura tho

#

I also feel bad about Reed

zealous depot
#

I love that little guy thumbsUp2x

timber oxide
#

I just feel bad in general

#

What Cyberpunk does to a mf

oblique belfry
#

i thought you finished it sus

timber oxide
#

One brain cell, remember?

oblique belfry
#

ah

#

100% skong when ? clueless

vital venture
#

Will there ever be a time I dont accidently spoil shit in a game find out in prob two weeks pepew

oblique belfry
#

im fucking spamming the enter when slowmode is on madge1

#

hollow knightt 100% yardstare yardstare yardstare

vital venture
#

I wonder if I should get rdr just for zombies

timid hollow
#

And i just saw multiple people dying on insta again, there goes my mood

vital venture
oblique belfry
timid hollow
#

Idk, 2 hours ago it was funny brainrot but around night it gets weird

oblique belfry
#

less monitored compared to other apps

timber oxide
#

Oh ffs the cyberpunk update broke my modlist kekl

oblique belfry
vital venture
#

Either pay gorn or gore MonkaChrist

timber oxide
#

I just want to drive real cars damn it

timid hollow
vital venture
#

Wtf man why cant I see ts

#

Oh yeah I dont have a Twitter or Instagram

timid hollow
#

I usually train my algo to just give me racism, memes, racist memes but at night its absolutely random for me

vital venture
oblique belfry
#

speaking of which imma open insta rn and send the 1st post

vital venture
#

My algorithm at night is usually nutter butter type tweak outs

pure goblet
wild vortex
zealous depot
#

Where would I be POGGIES1

oblique belfry
#

literally the 1st post omegakekw omegakekw omegakekw omegakekw omegakekw

timber oxide
zealous depot
turbid shuttle
vital venture
zealous depot
oblique belfry
#

i scrolled few times and i got the knight twerking

wild vortex
vital venture
oblique belfry
oblique belfry
#

with thicc ass too

vital venture
#

I dont even use Instagram why is my feed like his

wild vortex
#

notice how he remembers exactly how that mans ass was moving hesrightyouknow

oblique belfry
#

i can just send screenshot but idk if i should ohno

turbid shuttle
oblique belfry
#

gonna send hornet's reaction to it instead ohno

vital venture
#

Yep same video I saw wtf is my feed

timid hollow
turbid shuttle
oblique belfry
#

intense and demanding combat
thonk sounds familiar

vital venture
#

Lots of people gooning about it in the comments too

#

Truly sad

pure goblet
timid hollow
pure goblet
#

shrug i'm just patrolling the wasteland

plain abyss
timid hollow
vital venture
pure goblet
#

basically mod-helper extension that covers that chat and the other s-word chat

#

answering questions better than most colored names and providing technical support whenever possible

vital venture
#

I think for the past 3 to 4 hours when I take a peek in there oflin is the only one helping people lol

pure goblet
#

it's hard to leave that chat alone because when you do there's like three fuckers that mislead everyone left and right

oblique belfry
#

oh right deadlock is valve game. Which means free assets for sfm clueless

zealous depot
vital venture
oblique belfry
#

join the dark side.
Leave that treacherous place

plain abyss
#

As well as people said in the comments, Nintendo wasn't first about monster summoning omegakekw

pure goblet
pure goblet
#

and i mean that in the true sense of those words

#

not trying to make a reference

#

but if you understood it like that then i guess it also works

#

teehee

pallid raft
#

i see yorue going on vacation

oblique belfry
#

@sour rivet WHAT DOES HE MEAN monkas

pure goblet
#

technically i'm still on my "holy fuck this makes me feel so tired i need to take a break" break from gamma discord

pallid raft
#

coulda fooled me pal

#

i check newbs and youre there typing paragraphs

oblique belfry
#

How the fuck tho.

pure goblet
#

got pulled in by the 27th of August incident
stuck by for the duration

wild vortex
pallid raft
#

go back to your break, go do some drugs and get hookers and then come back and ban anyone who misleads

oblique belfry
left mantle
pure goblet
#

lets see how far it went

#

that's quite big

timid hollow
#

#freeoflin

oblique belfry
#

everytime i check my newbies chat logs and see y'all reply to me it feels like one of those moments in media where an important character shows itself but is not related until later episodes

timid hollow
#

AND WHOS FAMILY CREST WAS THAT

#

STARKILLERS, BUT NO LETS DELETE THAT FROM THE LORE

#

i watched guardians of the galaxy recently and it shows

#

darktide on the way to a mission

oblique belfry
#

found kreeo replying to me when i was updating to 9.2 poggies

timid hollow
#

Can we take perms from brainfart rejects

vital venture
#

Ive had no reason to play darktide recently and suddenly that has changed

turbid shuttle
#

I like darktide

#

I played Vermintide 1 and 2 and darktide fully recently with a friend

oblique belfry
#

"brain doing side quests because main quest is hard"
absolutecinema