╟❓general-offtopic

[jagged orchid]

Oh they don't taste awful, they just get bland after the Same 15 meal items 3 months in a row.

[blazing jackal]

But it depends on country which produces mres

[jagged orchid]

Swedish ones are the best hands down

Literally just store goods

Lol

I'm easily bribed with sweets

This is probably why I gained like 20 pounds within 6 months of being retired

Not important lmao

[timid hollow]

i have this weird craving for canned meat since i binged tons of mre videos

[blazing jackal]

Would appreciate beef stew with green peas now

Menu number 7 iirc

[oblique belfry]

what are the contents of MRE

[jagged orchid]

Go pound some cram

[oblique belfry]

i always wondered about it

[timid hollow]

depends

you can watch videos about different countries

[jagged orchid]

Bagged meal item, some kinda sugar, some kinda drink, and some kinda bread.

That's the base Components

[timid hollow]

mostly something bread like and stuff for that, instant coffee, some meals you can easily eat with water and some heat

[oblique belfry]

in 1 package ?

[jagged orchid]

And by bread I mean crackers and super condensed cake

[oblique belfry]

ye

thats why i was curious

[blazing jackal]

Crackers, as substitude to ceramic plates

[timid hollow]

in germany we call them Panzerplatten

[oblique belfry]

oh wait

i know who to watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XXPXKpv5U4

[hexed kernel]

i've seen at least three diffrent channels on youtube that do exclusively mre tasting

[oblique belfry]

[jagged orchid]

US MRE has the big bag, inside of it is a smokeless heating unit, a single main course, and a collection of "snack" side items. All filled with so much preserves that you'll not shit for a week

[jagged orchid]

I want one

For no reason other than to see if Germans have it worse, better, or about the same

[oblique belfry]

im curious....

[blazing jackal]

Thats where all zimmmerite gone, mystery solved!

[jagged orchid]

What about the meth chocolate??!?

[timid hollow]

from what i heard its pretty good

[timid hollow]

Pervitin

and i hate that stereotype

[blazing jackal]

Panzerchokolade

Prob butchered the word

[timid hollow]

schokolade with s pls

ty

[blazing jackal]

[timid hollow]

we still have pilotenschokolade

scho-ka-kola

small choco bites that contain enough coffeine like 1,5 espresso

[oblique belfry]

wonder if we have mre's or rations

[blazing jackal]

Seems like yt overall considers russian mres as great

[oblique belfry]

oh i found one

[frail leaf]

💱 1,800 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr: is equal to 43.59 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

every country does

i assume

[oblique belfry]

43.60 bucks for ration pack

[timid hollow]

Do you guys have military stores?

[green granite]

I wonder if you can beat Kingdom Come 2 by gaslighting everyone you meet

[oblique belfry]

on some places yea

[timid hollow]

we have some, my dad once got like 10 mres for 20 euro because they would expire in a few months

[jagged orchid]

I'm obviously aware it's not in modern rations

[oblique belfry]

dam

[timid hollow]

not that

[oblique belfry]

wait lemme check amazon actually

[green granite]

I want to try a French MRE

[jagged orchid]

Ours are like 3.70 a pack..

[green granite]

Still considered world's most exquisite MRE

[oblique belfry]

found 1 on Ubuy

[frail leaf]

💱 1,039 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr: is equal to 25.16 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[timid hollow]

a lot of people like to think every german soldier was on meth back then

[oblique belfry]

25 bucks for MRE

[timid hollow]

but its mostly muricans that annoy me with that

[green granite]

Sounds about right

[blazing jackal]

So, its diamond hard baguette inside or its not true mre

[green granite]

15 bucks a pack near where I live

[oblique belfry]

wtf

actual food money

then again its america

[jagged orchid]

Wasn't the chocolate only really given to tank crews involved in the blitzkrieg?

[oblique belfry]

you props have more MRE's then actual food

[green granite]

I have like 5 packs I liberated from military property

[oblique belfry]

[jagged orchid]

US MREs

[green granite]

Shit on a shingle

[timid hollow]

mostly that, also to infantry batallions but not the whole army like some people like to portray it

[blazing jackal]

Our like 5$

[green granite]

Atleast its ya kno not expired

[jagged orchid]

Sometimes yeah, literally. You get some of the bean and beef shit and put it on one of the condensed breads

[green granite]

In fact I think modern MRE is like

[timid hollow]

it was also massively produced but never really distributed, i think the east german and even the western army stored tons of it for an emergency after ww2

[green granite]

Nearly impossible to expire

[random creek]

Yall trippin the veggie omelette is delicious

[jagged orchid]

I literally never saw a in date MRE when I was in boot

[timid hollow]

the stored chocolate got only put in the trash around the 80s

[green granite]

Which branch?

[blazing jackal]

They actually have rotation cycle around 5-7 years

[jagged orchid]

Do I even have to say? What branch is broke as shit? (Marines)

[green granite]

Some food items not only sealed im airtight pack but also in a vaccuum package

[blazing jackal]

Same with doomsday storages

[green granite]

My crayon eater in christ

[oblique belfry]

according to charlie :
S TIER : Crackers / Apack spaghetti meal
A TIER : Apack SW Beans / Apack Veggies stew
B TIER : Spaghetti / Apack pasta with corn / Apack homestyle veggies
C TIER : Hash browns
D TIER : Brisket
F Tier : Beef patty with jalapeno

[green granite]

Oorah

[oblique belfry]

MRE Tier list

[hexed kernel]

who the hell is charlie

[oblique belfry]

moistcritikal

or that

[timid hollow]

beef patty with jalapeno sounds banger

i would probably love it lmao

[hexed kernel]

oh

[green granite]

Which unit are you tho

[oblique belfry]

oh and lastly Pork n rice on A tier

[jagged orchid]

Nah nah don't get me wrong I'm not a marine, I broke my leg and went home lol, I was right at the crucible but they wanted to keep me in Medical for 6 months. In hindsight it probably saved me bc I'm trans, id be in a very different situation rn if I stayed in

[green granite]

That is in fact not banger

[green granite]

Sounds about right

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

Idk about trans thing but yeh Crucible broke legs

My legs were not working after Crucible like 2 weeks

[craggy junco]

yeah, some of his old videos are still up I think

They're pretty funny, he hasn't changed a bit

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoLn5je8Hjg

revolver god

my beloved

[green granite]

But yeh

[oblique belfry]

"I didn't know child abuse was allowed on youtube"

[jagged orchid]

Id have been kicked out + possibly imprisoned bc "Fraudulent enlistment", idk for sure about the imprisonment part but my army roommates sure as fuck got kicked out

[green granite]

Fraudulent Enlistment is not a thing I hope you know

Or atleast you wont be jailed

[jagged orchid]

Her SSG got her an early honorable, was a good guy, but after 🍊 took office they re banned trans people from enlistment.

[green granite]

You just get barred from returning but you wont get jailed

[oblique belfry]

"That's what bots with no skill say ..stop crying and get good at the game ..and the "sweating" is called game evolution"

[jagged orchid]

Fair, I'm just going off what the scary ass Gunny told me lol

[green granite]

In fact you wont get any consequences at all

[oblique belfry]

jesus christ i do not understand these kids

everytime i go into a fortnite video comment

[green granite]

Usually its just a tell tale from MEPS

[oblique belfry]

some moron cries out shit like this

[timid hollow]

sometimes i feel bad for being a sweat

but thats just how i game

[jagged orchid]

Sounds about right, either way I'm a trucker now and make what I made in a month every week so I see this as an upgrade lol

[green granite]

If they find anything Incriminating to send you to jail they would already did before you get on the bus

[timid hollow]

i couldnt play worse on purpose

[oblique belfry]

same

literally me on fortnite

[green granite]

Well my unit got a trans person kicked out of the unit

[oblique belfry]

if i had a better pc i would sweat even better

@sour rivet this guy knows

[green granite]

May sound like an insult but we all tbh glad they got removed

This was when orange hair dude came up

[oblique belfry]

suffering from success

[green granite]

But so far im done w service, still 2 years left of inactive

[chrome ginkgo]

Brisket in D tier my fucking ass, and anyone who doesn't put Beefaroni in S tier is full of shit

[green granite]

My I hope they wont send my ass to Europe

[chrome ginkgo]

Brisket is at minimum B tier

[hexed kernel]

being good at something is not a bad thing as long as you're not being a dick about it

[chrome ginkgo]

Then again if you eat any MRE consistently you're gonna be full of shit

since you'll be constipated

[green granite]

Hold the phone

Who the hell found Spaghetti MRE good

[jagged orchid]

at this rate our leashed dog in chief will side with the bear,

[green granite]

That is just so objectively bullshit

[jagged orchid]

Fuck all that

[chrome ginkgo]

Spaghetti is like C tier at best

[jagged orchid]

I'll go run to Canada, I know a girl with a nice ass there.

[chrome ginkgo]

and Vegetarian Omelet is straight up F tier

[green granite]

If I dont have anything else I would eat Spaghetti as last resort

[chrome ginkgo]

Vegetarian Omelet is an abortion of food creation

[green granite]

That shit is the most stale noodle I would ever taste

[timid hollow]

i dont even like to say im good

[green granite]

Tbh I actually enjoy Spinach Fettuccine more than I expected

[chrome ginkgo]

Beefy Macaroni my beloved

[timid hollow]

because i really arent, i would just say im above average and have a brain

[green granite]

Usually it is the worse and I can see why

[chrome ginkgo]

I used to eat that MRE every day during Band Camp like 11 years ago

It was good

[green granite]

Idk whats the best MRE

I think Beef Stew maybe the best

[chrome ginkgo]

Having a self-heating meal is extremely nice when your other option is cold fucking sandwiches every day

[green granite]

While not like cuisine shit, it tastes like normal package beef stew from Walmart

[green granite]

I went through a month of combat training and cold turkey ham sandwich is all we have for 3 weeks

[oblique belfry]

welp idk what to do and its 7 am

guess ill sleep

[green granite]

Everyday, every meal

Its a cold sandwich with a THICK piece of Turkey in it

And a slice of cheese

It is depressing af and the only way around this is condiment mayonaise and ketchup

[jagged orchid]

Fucking ew

[green granite]

Dont ew me

[chrome ginkgo]

Mayonnaise makes that bearable

[green granite]

You eat it as snack nasty in training

[jagged orchid]

I'm ewing the Sammi

[chrome ginkgo]

Turkey + cheese + mayo is passable

just turkey by itself is depressing

[jagged orchid]

It's food but the thing I missed most was actual seasoning ToT

[green granite]

The entire box of meal and the main course of meal aka the ham sandwich

Is inedible at some point

But the rest of the content are gucci

Absolute cuisine shit

[jagged orchid]

Bag of "healthy" chips and a sugar free cookie?

[green granite]

Tell me whats better than that?

[jagged orchid]

Tbf, after 34 hours with no sleep. Nothing.

[green granite]

Beside for certain chow hall food

[green granite]

Actually

There is

[jagged orchid]

But rn? I'd rather starve.

[green granite]

Delicious piss-flavor water from your 2 plastic canteen

[jagged orchid]

The best chow hall was when the navy birthday happened And they gave us the best dry steak I've ever had

[green granite]

That is my warrior meal

A piece of dry af steak

[jagged orchid]

We bleached ours so heavily any water that wasn't full of some drink mix just tasted of bleach

Hell my sweat tasted like bleach

[green granite]

Tbh food in fleet wasnt any better

But their chowhall was marginally better

Like they actually have medium rare steak

But food in field is

Ug

If you heat up a leftover from 6 days ago

It tastes exactly like it

[jagged orchid]

Yh whats wild

If I had done what my grandpa told me I would have been fine lol

He wanted me to follow him into the Air Force and either get a medical degree or become a pilot. Ofc he died when I was 15 and I let a certain sgt get in my ear

[green granite]

Tbh

Everyone in Marine mentioned Air Force atleast once in their service

[jagged orchid]

Sounds about right

I would have been I think two weeks post graduation on Air Force basic if I had stuck to my Grandpa's suggestion

[uneven sapphire]

SHAW

[hexed kernel]

hegale

[uneven sapphire]

SHAW

[jagged orchid]

And I would be carrying a mustang colonel's name. But my stubborn 18 year old ass wanted to do the hardest branch and yada yada yada

[hexed kernel]

i forgor her other lines 😭

[green granite]

GIT GUD

[uneven sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/silksong-basketball-ice-dunk-hornet-gif-3999940650987546913

SHAW

[green granite]

Hornet slam dunks Knight into a basketball hoop

[turbid shuttle]

@raven swan https://youtu.be/4ghexTg-Qxg?si=Kg9XqAfNpvA06twt

[raven swan]

Ip grabber

[turbid shuttle]

Its an indian singing let it go

[left mantle]

Oh hey lettuce

You see the eve update shit I mentioned you about?

[turbid shuttle]

Lettuce check dms

[raven swan]

Oh I've heard it before

Day four of the ethics workshop

I want to do some unethical things

[green granite]

@turbid shuttle yo

I have a question

How do you feel about

Creamy spinach fettuccine mre

[left mantle]

Bro I remember having several days worth of engineering ethics shit in college across the entire curriculum.

[turbid shuttle]

I've never had it

[green granite]

Damn

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/カレンチャン-ウマ娘-curren-chan-lr-gogeta-4-umamusume-gif-874584383010832802

[raven swan]

[wild vortex]

there just is no reason for her to ever be doing this

[slim blaze]

Holy fuck

i fucking fended off an invasion

A wasp invasion

I killed around 13-15 wasps

I think they came from the window to the light

[left mantle]

The great wasp war of 2025

[slim blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-funny-fight-life-self-defense-gif-16823852

Like legit

I killed so fucking many

I fucking hate summer without mosquito nets on the windows

IT's FUCKING 7TH FLOOR

HOW ARE THEY GETTING HERE

Yeah i spent more than an hour figthing

fucking hell

I legit thought they might have made a wasp nest inside

they just kept coming

I think rain outside made them fly the fuck in my window

fucking wasp mafia

damn

[left mantle]

Dud I could fucking never have that

I will put up mesh myself if I have to

[slim blaze]

It's 7th floor, they should not be able to fly here

[left mantle]

That's cute.

[slim blaze]

Also, i grew used to it over the years by closing the curtains

but holy fuck. It's a new old place

[marsh cargo]

[slim blaze]

At most i got huge wasps fly in, one

but i had a whole goddamn army fly in

I killed more wasps in past 2 hours than i kill in a year

I gotta go take angry shit

brb

[slim blaze]

I am renting. So I never think to get one, since if I move it would be useless

They are not universal, and it's not like I can drill into the window

[wild vortex]

i fucking hate summer

[hexed kernel]

same

[blazing jackal]

The wasp queen in your ventilation right now

[slim blaze]

No vents, thank god

No imposters coming in

If queens are the big ones, then I killed like 4 when I was renting this one last time

They just flew in the window, sounding like a military helicopter

[blazing jackal]

I mean insects 90% operates by smell, there is something inside

They wanted it no matter the cost

[slim blaze]

Hmm, I do have smelly sausages. But they went for the Fucking light

[blazing jackal]

Maybe its flickering funny, almost never seen wasps fall for simple light, as dumb moths

[slim blaze]

Bro they followed it.

I turned off main light and turned on the small one next to the window and they immediately left it

Even used my phone's light before to bait them to the window

[blazing jackal]

[slim blaze]

At night

Naturally

[blazing jackal]

Why they arent asleep

[slim blaze]

For some reason they always come at night

[blazing jackal]

You have broken wasps

[slim blaze]

During daytime I get 0 insects flying in, except for maybe occasional fly

Night time is war time

And when I lived on the first floor it was hell

All Fucking insects, every day. Love the light

[blazing jackal]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Ckq9NvbSPBg?si=cvsciVHjfeQhbvM4

Idk i let my cats to deal with xeno invasions

[slim blaze]

There was raining outside

so i assume they saw light and went to hide

or smth

[broken mountain]

My sleep is fucked

I am almost passing out on my shift, I need to do something about it lmao

[slim blaze]

I found going one day without much sleep and then falling asleep at the correct time fixes it for me

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-among-us-animated-just-some-plastic-gif-17666538621633829096

[broken mountain]

I'll see

Weekend is right around the corner

I can try increasing my sleep time for the time being

Before I'm back to waking up at 5

[raven swan]

They navigate by the moon you thargoid

So bright lights dazzle them

The lamp and moth meme is scientifically accurate

[little depot]

day 15 no lean

[hexed kernel]

[slim blaze]

I mean they fucking wanted that lamp

[blazing jackal]

I thought it was a day situation by typing that, later it was revealed as night assault

[slim blaze]

It was a good trap though. They'd sit on it and i'd kill slap em hard

[blazing jackal]

Forbidden zzap trap i saw in local doner would be interesting with insects this big

The evaporator

[left mantle]

Man using an elite dangerous insectoid race as an insult was not on my card for today

I specified dangerous just for context sake

[raven swan]

[thin bobcat]

I mean, from the very beginning the game was lacking, so yeah, maybe the name but the foundation alone was ass

[raven swan]

Elite dangerous would be a lot less dangerous if they just made a galaxy core sized UV lamp with shock traps all around it

[thin bobcat]

I still stand by it, the beta was alright if it would've been true that it was an ancient build but it just wasn't, the beta was basically the finished product

[left mantle]

jfc deadeye still just has too much of the spread on builds

36% of them on this build site are deadeye

tactician representing as the highest merc in the normal version of this league

But its time to go for hollow palm monk

Because that shit funny

[thin bobcat]

I mean, they tried and failed, not much else that can be said about that

Just not so great for the people that pre-ordered lmao

[oak magnet]

:(

how r u alive

[marsh cargo]

Need more media with helmets like this

[hexed kernel]

ah yes

the wedge

for ramming enemies

[zealous depot]

smooth brain

[marsh cargo]

Angular

[zealous depot]

s m o o t h

[sick trail]

Sparter posting shit from my TL

[oak magnet]

clank brain

[green granite]

Max Peam 2?

[marsh cargo]

[green granite]

@marsh cargo Max Peam 2

[oak magnet]

paramoreeeee

[real aspen]

Why doesn't the body have some sort of unconscious response to body parts going numb

Woke up with left arm completely paralyzed

Took half a hour to start working properly

[left mantle]

Man my internet chose a really sad time to have a bout. I was having fun playing monk

[broken mountain]

Nato posting a jet edit when we are on the verge of a war

Cinema

[broken mountain]

What did he do

Let me see

[flat violet]

I don't know, just logged in

[flat violet]

Politics

[broken mountain]

finally

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/the-orville-500-cigarettes-463-minus-500--500-gif-15753307125854671780

Two weeks lol

Bro flew too close to the sun

[broken mountain]

I am laughing and my next instance is a ban

[thin bobcat]

Black Ops 7 will apparently not have the operator skin "carry forward" functionality and they plan on keeping anything micro-transaction wise related to the core idea of Black Ops

Let's see if that is actually true or if they just add some slop skins a month after release

[chrome ginkgo]

What the fuck

[left mantle]

Yeah the more they reveal the more I just think its cooked

[chrome ginkgo]

Oh hey Chovy died

Thank god

That dude was a super obvious alt account

[left mantle]

Left while muted yeah

Literally an obvious lyming alt

[chrome ginkgo]

That is going to last all of a week

and then Nicki Minaj will be back

[thin bobcat]

I doubt that, they usually stick to their guns but like I said, let's see if that is actually true because while they usually stick to their guns, I don't think they'll love the fact that the kids won't buy non-cartoonish characters

So it's honestly a 50/50

[chrome ginkgo]

Ahhh they just gotta convince kids it's "Cool"

If tactical military dudes become cool again they'll sell fine

[thin bobcat]

Well, at least there is hope

Somewhat

[blazing maple]

hello chat

political

that is all

Falco has work to do at the cannoli factory

they hit a vein of chocolate and 3 people drowned

The cannoli mines claims another life

[hexed stag]

@flat violet is pasta on pizza real?

[flat violet]

I'm waiting for the call™ if there will be one

[flat violet]

No

[carmine laurel]

[sick trail]

It's real if you aren't a coward

Carbload

[carmine laurel]

over 7k languages

and dry chose to speak the truth

[sick trail]

And we're losing languages every day

[thick kettle]

Isn't that a good thing? Like, sad and history is lost and all that ethical dilemma

But we're closer to having a unified language

[carmine laurel]

a unified language is a massive loss of culture

[thick kettle]

Where now if I say "fuck you" he understands what I mean 🥹

[sick trail]

Some aspects of that language is embedded culture lost

[pallid sapphire]

Ok Spicy

Those alt accounts are getting cocky

[thick kettle]

Alt?

Also who is spicy, I'm smoothie

[pallid sapphire]

Nah your Lyming now

[thick kettle]

I can't upload images

This sucks

[real aspen]

Unified language is stupid and dumb

[pallid sapphire]

You dont need to understand offtopic insiders

[thick kettle]

I can't prove myself 😭

[pallid sapphire]

[thick kettle]

Oh? Do you understand polish?

[pallid sapphire]

Every gray name is an alt account of a beloved banned edgy person of Offtopic

[thick kettle]

I'm not edgy

[pallid sapphire]

Cause it takes you 2 minutes in Newbies to get rid of the gray name

[left mantle]

Nah, the lyming alt was a special occasion.

[thick kettle]

I might listen to tool but I'm not edgy

[left mantle]

That was very specific

[pallid sapphire]

Ok lyming 14

[thick kettle]

I never talk in here

[pallid sapphire]

I would say the same as Lyming alr

[left mantle]

Like the account was made and joined the day after then went immediately here

[real aspen]

yes

[pallid sapphire]

True

Stop telling facts

[left mantle]

It was very clearly a lyming alt.

[thick kettle]

Damn...

I was going to call you a bitch in polish but now it's not funny

[real aspen]

მოვძებნი სად ცხოვრობ და ბომბას გამოგიგზავნი

[thick kettle]

I do not speak numbers

[pallid sapphire]

His language is the one you summon either Goat Demons or Slaaneshi Sex Demons with

Georgian

[carmine laurel]

Ndi sa vhoni uri u vhuya muthu a tshi khou bva na u bva, fhedzi ndi a vhona.

[thick kettle]

Sure the hell just looks like someone with dyslexia tryna write 6

[pallid sapphire]

Ihr seid doch alle bekloppt

[sick trail]

Чекайте, он думал, что ща подловит лоха

[thick kettle]

AAAA

[pallid sapphire]

Sprecht Deutsch ihr Hurensöhne

[supple lotus]

Fresse

[thick kettle]

CRYLLIC JUMP SCARE

[pallid sapphire]

:[

[thick kettle]

Mein Deutsche es ßcheise

Or scheiße

I forget

[pallid sapphire]

Not that bad

Still bad

[thick kettle]

Dyslexia and German mixes like oil and water

[sick trail]

Шприх доитч

[thick kettle]

I can't read cryllic

[pallid sapphire]

Wnpnx aonty

[real aspen]

i remember seeing someone call "ხ" evil b

[thick kettle]

I can hardly read english

[carmine laurel]

skill issue

[pallid sapphire]

Ɓ

[thin bobcat]

Schnauze auf den billigen plätzen

[sick trail]

Looks like a shitty airpod

[thick kettle]

That's not evil B that's just an upside down P

[pallid sapphire]

ß jumpscare

[real aspen]

[pallid sapphire]

ßßß

ß

Thats ss

[sick trail]

Щ jumpscare

[pallid sapphire]

Not B

[real aspen]

ß is easy

it's just ss

or was it 3 s?

forgor

long s basically

[thin bobcat]

2

[real aspen]

შ

[sick trail]

Ж

[real aspen]

ჯ

[pallid sapphire]

Þ

Thats a T

[thick kettle]

Barbed wire

[sick trail]

That's a shite th

[pallid sapphire]

Öäü

Üäö

[real aspen]

learnin georgian alphabet with dry

[thick kettle]

Uh, Uh 😨

[pallid sapphire]

Äö⁰

⁸⁹⁰ⁿ⁵⅚⅝

[thick kettle]

Me when e=mc⁹

[pallid sapphire]

⅖ä⁴

[sick trail]

Me when ℵ₀

[thick kettle]

That looks like some dude fell

Like, mid slip someone took a picture

[sick trail]

In reality it's one of the smaller infinities

[thick kettle]

The fuck did you just spit at me

"smaller infinity's"

[sick trail]

Ye

[thick kettle]

What kind of quantum physics bs is this

[real aspen]

love me some bite-sized infinities

yummy

[sick trail]

That's maths, actually, no quantum

[thick kettle]

Wha?

Ah, has nothing to do with quantum, got it

[blazing maple]

hey guys it's jschlatt's 26th birthday today

wow

he's only 3 months older than me

[thin bobcat]

Damn, time to insult him in his stream

[sick trail]

That's on the 10th, ain't it

[thick kettle]

There is no way that man is 4 years older than me, he looks fucking 32

[blazing maple]

on it boss

[thin bobcat]

I meant me but you know what, happy to share the idea

[blazing maple]

he grew out his facial hair to induce twink death faster so his fans would hit on him less

Not joking that's his actual reason

[thick kettle]

My fiance loved his Twink phase

And I too adored it

[thin bobcat]

[thick kettle]

[thin bobcat]

This topic is going in a weird ass direction

[thick kettle]

Uh, I'm not sure how?

Two women adoring a twink is unusual in what fucking dimension?

[blazing maple]

he was a very thin handsome young man but saw that people were weird about it and purposefully got hairer etc.

[hexed stag]

also the weight gain

[thin bobcat]

I am sure you will be able to figure it out

[thick kettle]

Yeah, that's kinda understandable when people get weird about it

[thin bobcat]

Damn

[thick kettle]

I wont

[thin bobcat]

Damn

That's the only content he reposts on a daily

lmao

[thick kettle]

I get some of his room tour content stuff on my fyp

[blazing maple]

pro move honestly

[thick kettle]

I haven't seen a stolen sign in a while

Speaking of, stop signs make great skid plates for 1999.5-2006 VW Golfs

[real aspen]

i still have not seen a single piece of content from this schat fellow

[thick kettle]

I'm pretty sure most of his viewership is in the north american region

[real aspen]

no interesting games though

[pallid sapphire]

Beta decay where

[thick kettle]

Wtf is beta decay?

[pallid sapphire]

Radiation

[thick kettle]

No shir

Shit*

[pallid sapphire]

No

[thick kettle]

I get it's radiation, but y'all were talking about it like it's a game

[carmine laurel]

[upbeat verge]

car burned down yesterday evening at 3:35 am
cool

[pallid sapphire]

If you follow their Patreon for free and everything in the blogs is true then dude is a single chinese child factory

[pallid sapphire]

How

[upbeat verge]

good question

[pallid sapphire]

Did your Monster white catch fire?

[upbeat verge]

not the time for jokes man

Not this time

[pallid sapphire]

You can read it without

[pallid sapphire]

Im sorry for your car

[real aspen]

who turned on slowmode

[upbeat verge]

no idea how it burned down , I heard a loud bang
then couple of mins later screams from the fireman
I get up and I see the car up in flames
and no its not my car retard

[thin bobcat]

Just yours or?

Ah well

[pallid sapphire]

Eh

[real aspen]

[thin bobcat]

[upbeat verge]

its still shit that it happens

[pallid sapphire]

Usual day in Berlin

[upbeat verge]

car is still there they haven't taken it away

[thin bobcat]

I mean, sure but still, if it's not your car, it's not the end of the world I would say

[upbeat verge]

tru tru

[pallid sapphire]

Here in Berlin they set powerlines on fire and killed a bunch of elderly while they slept cause their breathing helps shut off THAT SUCKS

[upbeat verge]

thankfully 90% of cars here in the neighbourhood at shitboxes

[bold condor]

anyone know how to make nights darker buildings have a glowing effect

[upbeat verge]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@bold condor

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified reddit mod)

[pallid sapphire]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@bold condor

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified reddit mod)

[upbeat verge]

wait why IS slowmode on actually? @thin bobcat

[pallid sapphire]

It isnt

[true plaza]

It is

[pallid sapphire]

Nah it isnt

[thin bobcat]

You'll see sooner or later

[thick plover]

Schizophrenia

[pallid sapphire]

Gaslighting at its finest

[carmine laurel]

screenshots or it didnt happen

[thick kettle]

Why is slowmode being turned on and off

[upbeat verge]

is grok dropping another update with 3 changes and 15 new bugs?

[pallid sapphire]

I think we get Perms back later

[real aspen]

Perms come back

Offtopic goes ham

Perms go away

Offtopic kills itself

[pallid sapphire]

[upbeat verge]

the whole server will implode

anyway I'm off to have my morning coffee

[thin bobcat]

At a 10s timeout, we good

[upbeat verge]

true

[thin bobcat]

And it also requires you to not act like a social terrorist by spreading your one message out to 30 different ones, so look at the bright side of that as well

[broken mountain]

o

avoiding gif spam?

[thin bobcat]

It doesn't matter what format it is, we are avoiding general spam

[real aspen]

gotta get my goon on quick access

to not miss the opportunity

[thin bobcat]

Time to keep an eye out for what you post

Anything that I do not like will immediately be blacklisted

And you will be muted automatically

[real aspen]

[sick trail]

And/or banned

[thin bobcat]

Or that

[real aspen]

iedy in shambles

[sick trail]

Imagine getting banned by a clanker within 0.2 seconds of trying to send something

[upbeat verge]

[pallid sapphire]

Oh great so you make Ivan ping the whole server in 1 message now

[thin bobcat]

He already does that

But he never triggered the raid detection of discord

So there's that

[pallid sapphire]

My beloved pussy pictures getting filtered

[thin bobcat]

Only Doge managed to do that

[upbeat verge]

💪

[pallid sapphire]

@oblique belfry you and your Events

[sick trail]

Discord anti-raid said "this guy is below 0 threat level"

[pallid sapphire]

At least we now getting a gore picture every 10 s

[thin bobcat]

[real aspen]

or
you can simply edit stuff
it's kinda bothersome
but it works

[pallid sapphire]

Maximum 100 a day

[sick trail]

Double spaced messages and heavy use of emojis

[thin bobcat]

If it really becomes bad, we will switch from direct message sending to having to send it through the bot

[pallid sapphire]

[thin bobcat]

That way it's preemptive filtering

[pallid sapphire]

Damn clankers

[thin bobcat]

Like for images

Not all messages

[upbeat verge]

we got chat control in gamma server before gta 6
unbelievable

[pallid sapphire]

Filtering but Falco has to approve or deny every message

[thin bobcat]

If Discord wouldn't suck that fucking much with their moderation tools, it wouldn't be half as bad

[pallid sapphire]

Send them an angry letter via pidgeon

True german way as our ancestors intended

[thin bobcat]

I can not go the "true German" way to resolve anything, that would not end well

And I do not think that Hugo Boss still produces the materials for that either

[pallid sapphire]

Shit

Guns are effective as recently discovered again

[thin bobcat]

And let's switch the topic

[pallid sapphire]

Warntag

[thin bobcat]

Ah

[pallid sapphire]

11 uhr wirds laut

[thin bobcat]

Alright, I thought you were going into a direction which would've given you a 2 week vacation

[pallid sapphire]

Nah

My phone will screech at me in exactly 44 minutes

Testing the ww3 announcer truly is a sadistic idea only germans come up with

Lsst time we had 5 phones

[upbeat verge]

one guy already tried

[pallid sapphire]

And those sounds are really horrible when accumulated

[thin bobcat]

Alright, good to know because I will not head to take a nap before then

[pallid sapphire]

Im the driver today ....

Last time the driver had 2 phones and to fiddle them out while driving

[thin bobcat]

I had a nap on my chair once, just a little refresher on a nice day and then my phone and apple watch started blaring at 100% volume

[pallid sapphire]

Took him 20 minutes

[thin bobcat]

The apple watch was somewhere at the front door, so I had to stand up, shut it off and then I was awake

[pallid sapphire]

I will put mine aside this time

[real aspen]

why do ya'll have ww3 announcer

[pallid sapphire]

At least they announce it every 30 minutes

[pallid sapphire]

Its for everything,war,catastrophes etc

[thin bobcat]

Football match results

[pallid sapphire]

So in case theres flooding,we get a warning to our phone if were in the area

[real aspen]

sounds annoying

just let me die

[left mantle]

Now hang on a second

[pallid sapphire]

Its helpfull cause so far we only got the tests here

[left mantle]

Interesting find next to the box

[pallid sapphire]

Pictures or didnt happen

[left mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/92000849236066304/1197309035142201545/54da5a21ff1442038c855b341423c962.gif

[real aspen]

[thin bobcat]

yoo abklatsch stickado

[pallid sapphire]

Ayooooooo perms are back

[real aspen]

moldy sausage

[left mantle]

@flat violet The prophecy was true my warning was correct

[pallid sapphire]

Your ass is moldy

[real aspen]

kill yourself

[thin bobcat]

anyways, now that you guys have your permissions back, tickle my balls retards

[pallid sapphire]

Every day from now

[real aspen]

man i hate this fade effect on discord when you scroll up

[pallid sapphire]

Goat balls not getting filtered yay

This mfer harrassed me last week

[thin bobcat]

You mean the tiny bit of shadow over the input?

[real aspen]

kerbal not filtered either

[real aspen]

yeah, scroll up and there's a gradient shadow thing
i hate it

[thin bobcat]

Yeah, I mean, what else would they do when placing the text on top of the input box, if there was no backdrop it'd just mix in with the other text of messages below it

So I kinda get it

[verbal lodge]

Oh shit image perms are back

[thin bobcat]

But I do not understand why the input box had to move

Or at least the text

[verbal lodge]

Time to celebrate with fumo bowling https://vxtwitter.com/Wakasagi_Omiya2/status/1965777995282694379

準特急大宮 (@Wakasagi_Omiya2)

#ふもふも　#fumo

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 10, 2025, 2:02 PM

[thin bobcat]

Yes, the status bar and the input box are now uniform but it still fucking sucks

[real aspen]

it's a gradient shadow. i'd be fine with a sharp cutoff

[green granite]

wait

IMAGE PERM IS BACK

but we get slow mode as a downside

damn, such a price to pay

[leaden pilot]

Aw what

10 seconds???

[green granite]

si, diez segundos

[thin bobcat]

The slowmode will get decreased more and more as time goes on

We just want people to get used to having permissions again, spam whatever they want and then we will start steadily decreasing the slowmode

[hexed stag]

https://tenor.com/view/emiru-2b-emi-2b-emiru-heart-emi-heart-emiru-2b-heart-gif-2309495637950734616

[green granite]

I tbh, lost the will to post goon

damn the non img perm change me

[verbal lodge]

About time, sukus and fumo posting returns

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[green granite]

BUT NOTHING STOPS ME FROM POSTING COLT M16A1 5.56x45 ARMALITE RIFLE PATTERN 15 SERVICE RIFLE BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[obsidian sun]

the downside of perms being back

[green granite]

if you consider this is the downside

[verbal lodge]

Guns are cool
War is cool too

I see no issue

[green granite]

Elon Musk

[hexed stag]

go to eastern Ukraine, then

[green granite]

Rifle

[real aspen]

can finally post my rockets

...is it playing?

discord sucks ass at playing videos guh

[green granite]

@sour rivet witness

The miracleeeee

[carmine laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-lizard-lizard-button-lizard-tom-the-lizard-pixar-gif-17194109322617058326

[raven swan]

wait do we have perms now??

[green granite]

@raven swan

[green granite]

Uma musume posting time

[hexed kernel]

pics are back??

[obsidian sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1407619618788479046/attachment-100.gif

[plain abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1279530543368769618/1395534814123397140/IMG_9626.gif

[green granite]

Yes

[hexed kernel]

yayyy!

[broken mountain]

Go to donetsk then

[green granite]

Man

[obsidian sun]

HELLO BIDEN

[broken mountain]

No fucking way

[green granite]

Why people cant be nice

[raven swan]

Commitee on ethics
Named cope
You can't make this shit up

[left mantle]

It writes itself really

[broken mountain]

@frozen void

[raven swan]

Terrorize the mods

[green granite]

BRO WHY DID YOU COPY MY WORK

Cope lmao

[broken mountain]

@upbeat verge

[obsidian sun]

[pallid sapphire]

@thin bobcat MOTHERFUCKING CUSTOMERS

They left a phone at home

[thin bobcat]

lmao

[pallid sapphire]

THATS GONNA BEEP TIL I TOUCH IT

ITS A TRAP

[thin bobcat]

I mean, the alarm should shut down after some time but I think it goes on for like 30 minutes or something

[pallid sapphire]

Yes

[green granite]

@pallid sapphire

[broken mountain]

Too bad image perms are back while im at work

[hexed kernel]

why the slowmode though

[pallid sapphire]

Same

[broken mountain]

people would go apeshit

[carmine laurel]

anti spam measure

[broken mountain]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1110704547271294986/1129340306677043200/4FFF0BF4-0CDA-4B12-A10D-A4AC7C7E607B.gif

[raven swan]

@pallid sapphire send cars

[chrome ginkgo]

Oh my god

[chrome ginkgo]

WE GOT IMAGE PERMS BACK BUT THIS SLOWMODE IS BS

5 seconds is far more reasonable

[left mantle]

Y'all ain't ever happy

[broken mountain]

anyways, some of my hiking pics

[azure ledge]

im happy

[hexed kernel]

holy shit

kingdom come in real life

[upbeat verge]

FOUR BIG GUYS 🗣️

[broken mountain]

18 naked cowboys in the showers at ram ranch

[raven swan]

Beautiful pictures

[raven swan]

I was just enjoying your pictures and you go ahead and say this

[broken mountain]

Last one was when I got to the top, it was sunny when going up and clouds went in right when I reached it

[hexed kernel]

so are we sure that the goatse man won't come back? what are the anti-goatse measures now?

[broken mountain]

@brittle grove stop it, get some help

[raven swan]

Slowmode I guess

[thin bobcat]

Do you really think we waited for like a week and a half to just enable everything again with slowmode and nothing else?

[hexed kernel]

incredible

[left mantle]

Holy shit I JUST thought this

[raven swan]

Pupper

[azure ledge]

do NOT kill me it is just the n gage

with a very human design

[broken mountain]

whats the bots' name

[thin bobcat]

ragequit

[broken mountain]

@naive arrow

[hexed kernel]

yes

[broken mountain]

The profile picture is amazing

[left mantle]

what a profile pic

[azure ledge]

whats it do

[left mantle]

executes you live for posting the nonos

[thin bobcat]

it kicks your shit in if you post something it does not like

[azure ledge]

image recognition?

[thin bobcat]

somewhat

[azure ledge]

would it kill me if i posted like a pomegranate or somethting

[broken mountain]

🍅

[raven swan]

[thin bobcat]

None of the users in this channel have been banned till now

Neither have any of the others

[thin bobcat]

You're fine

[azure ledge]

im not worried im CURIOUS

[thin bobcat]

Just don't play with your luck posting anything that is strictly against the rules

[left mantle]

Time to get silly

[carmine laurel]

one of these is not like the other

[hexed kernel]

b-boss??

[broken mountain]

Did you have to feed him stuff so it knows whats no-no, or?

[broken mountain]

I award you the title of swinging nipple

[azure ledge]

Shit my bandit gets up to after finding 500 cat treats

[subtle sage]

WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK BAYBEEEEE

[hexed kernel]

honse

[carmine laurel]

glue

[pallid sapphire]

I met Sound and his gang

[azure ledge]

Petah

[pure goblet]

not this shit again

[raven swan]

But can you even say, my name 🗣️

[pallid sapphire]

Your back from Offlin

[pure goblet]

[chrome ginkgo]

Alright games like a 6/10 so far

[pure goblet]

i was technically back two weeks ago

at the start of the embed crisis

[pallid sapphire]

[chrome ginkgo]

Performance is ass, weapons don't really feel good, and I can't help but feel like I want it to be more like dead space than it actually is

[raven swan]

He needs rat bites to live

[carmine laurel]

[raven swan]

Is that haru? Or just a random honse

[subtle sage]

Probably Gold Ship

[raven swan]

[upbeat verge]

aha

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1400196251034849404/1415623533530320906/20250911_120200.jpg?ex=68c3e1a7&is=68c29027&hm=86fc0895f32cf7acf552f1d2916df9ae2acc8bfa5e0aa58074ee213055fc3d52&=&format=webp&width=635&height=846
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1400196251034849404/1415623534130237461/20250911_120145.jpg?ex=68c3e1a7&is=68c29027&hm=58932373277cd0cf996e6e3e9d9eb9137fc6767472a5744fb54806dca64bec40&=&format=webp&width=1128&height=846

[azure ledge]

Wont be getting new pics o that one laddie

[subtle sage]

This is Urara (bless her heart. Rest in peace)

[upbeat verge]

this is the car that burned down yesterday night

[hexed kernel]

honses are so ugly

[raven swan]

I know

[azure ledge]

Horses look stupid in a funny way

[upbeat verge]

finally image perms
gamma is healing

[azure ledge]

Also i dont really like them and even less when theyre girls

[carmine laurel]

im making pasta for tonight

[raven swan]

Yeah thats a honse alright

[sick trail]

Damn, that korean instant ramen
Doesn't have hands, but it's got a tiny kick and a cheese flavour like if the neighbour's drill spelled out the word cheese in your dream

[azure ledge]

This ones named Stupid Yakuza Idiot 2 after its mom did a standing backflip after getting first in a .00001s lead

[sick trail]

Nah, not buldak

[subtle sage]

Is horse? Is cat?

[sick trail]

Some different korean ramen

[azure ledge]

Thats a sheep

[hexed kernel]

i bet some of you mfs wold not have cared for horses at all if not for that anime or whatever

[thick plover]

Image perms are back?

[azure ledge]

I dont care either way laddie

[thick plover]

Holy shit, also get this slowmode off

[sick trail]

What anime

[subtle sage]

Yeah but now I do 😭

[subtle sage]

Uma Musume. The english version of the game came out a few months ago so now people are back loving horse gambling

[hexed kernel]

the one about horses..?

[left mantle]

The starsector meme is approved

[hexed kernel]

i don't know. i'm not into anime. im worse

[thick plover]

Oh my fucking God every chat is slow moded

[subtle sage]

God forbid a man wants to post horses

[thick plover]

1984

[slim blaze]

literally 1984

[thick plover]

Don't you have immunity to slowmode

[slim blaze]

I feel for the common folk

So i alredy beat contracts 1 @timid hollow

Tbf there aren't many missions and you are kinda OP

[thick plover]

Give me 20 seconds to get my joke off

https://tenor.com/view/scrooge-mcduck-swimming-money-gif-5178207

What slowmode immunity probably feels like

[slim blaze]

Very true

also having embed perms when you all don't

You traded one for the other

[thick plover]

Didnt you mean

[slim blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-kharter-gif-16802076780460504803

[thick plover]

Surely the slowmode on all channels isn't permanent

[hexed kernel]

famous last words

[thin bobcat]

Shouldn't that be a given?

Only you will have slowmode permanently

[thick plover]

God if only I was Irish so I could explode your transport vehicle with my mind

[thin bobcat]

[nocturne aurora]

moin

[thin bobcat]

sup

[nocturne aurora]

any plans when we can post gifs again or is the idea because of this one noliver permanent?

[thin bobcat]

you'll figure it out sometime

[nocturne aurora]

junge nur wegen dem einen hurensohn ne

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-hello-elmo-rise-elmo-hell-gif-9112913

[thin bobcat]

Du kannst wieder gifs und anderweitiges posten, die Berechtigung dafür ist wieder da

[thin bobcat]

Ah he figured it out

At least there's that

[nocturne aurora]

danke dir, trd mein post bleibt stehen ein HS baut scheiße alle sind betroffen

[thin bobcat]

Stimmt zwar aber jetzt haben wir aktive Mittel für die Bekämpfung, also was solls, früher oder später war's eh nötig

[hexed kernel]

#🇩🇪-general-de ☝️

[thin bobcat]

Remind me again in 50 seconds

[hexed kernel]

i feel like something bad is going to happen to me if i do

[arctic flicker]

we got image perms back?

[rocky turtle]

peak anime

[nocturne aurora]

spare me ill woke up after because of the Sirens + after an 12h shift

[rocky turtle]

hello all

[leaden pilot]

I spent like an hours fishing for fishes to fill my aquarium LMAO

[broken mountain]

all this for a slice of gabagool

[leaden pilot]

but I have enough chordfishes to fill em now

[thin bobcat]

Fair enough

[rocky turtle]

[leaden pilot]

i named the aquarium “Orchestra”

weird fuckin things but hey what can you expect from Anteverse 1 eh?

[broken mountain]

@rocky turtle

[hexed kernel]

omg hii :3

[leaden pilot]

o hello trianqarine hows you

[rocky turtle]

[hexed kernel]

the horrors persist but we stay silly

[nocturne aurora]

dispatch called 1330-0130 wörk today

[thin bobcat]

I basically don't have set work times, so don't complain lmao

[carmine laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-horses-horse-racing-horse-racing-gif-10354026671815036260

[rocky turtle]

[broken mountain]

iedy removed all my reaction and embed perms in brainfart

[subtle sage]

My detector seems off

[raven swan]

Svarog never lies

[carmine laurel]

[thin bobcat]

isn't that a horse irl?

[broken mountain]

kill yourself

[raven swan]

The irl has no bearing on the ravings of a schizophrenic

[subtle sage]

This is her irl

[thin bobcat]

[subtle sage]

And she is a he irl

[broken mountain]

can we turn the perms back off?

[carmine laurel]

no one in this chat is real irl

[thin bobcat]

I support Sound's statement

[pallid raft]

https://tenor.com/view/crayon-shinchan-boku-no-natsuyasumi-my-summer-vacation-games-game-gif-22337350

[raven swan]

And sound is schizo

[thin bobcat]

We can just blacklist that image and mute him indefinitely

[subtle sage]

Yeah I'm just a bot who posts horses

[thin bobcat]

No one would ever know

[left mantle]

I don't exist, it's true

[hexed kernel]

how it feels to have image perms back

[carmine laurel]

who said that

[raven swan]

Must've been the wind

[thin bobcat]

Take your meds old man, you're hallucinating again

[left mantle]

Your conscience, you know we don't talk a lot lately...

[carmine laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/pills-headache-sick-tom-gif-13161057

[raven swan]

Like an alcoholic relapsing

Offtopic is flooding

[thin bobcat]

Can't take it away forever

[opal mirage]

this looks like something from abiotic factor by the looks/colour

[thin bobcat]

So we gotta compromise and accept that some people shouldn't have had them to begin with

But like I said, compromise

[subtle sage]

One picture of a horse anime girl with a Stalker detector got y'all this riled up

[thin bobcat]

The retards asking me in different variations when the permissions are back

[oak magnet]

IMAGE PERMS

[broken mountain]

I wanted a sane chat, but I compromised. They posted horse anime girls and stalker instead

[thin bobcat]

It's like I am talking to one dude that constantly paraphrases their question via chatgpt

[oak magnet]

when did a cooldown for offtopic come in wtf