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I liked it’s multiplayer and weapon and that’s it everything else is just mediocre
an absolute stinker of a game fuck thats a good question
I actually like gow 2018 so I'll just say you suck ass and forget about it
MG1 🔥
i play only good games so alas i cannot answer this 
plus now it’s broken so you can’t edit the load out of the weapons in multiplayer
good night chat :3
Campaign was mishmashed plots from better movies, multiplayer felt off, guns felt off lmao
greeeat
MG1 is just venom snake tbh
Concord 
omg i rediscovered my favourite waltz
You can’t play that anymore
barelt a game, doesnt count
it's not that the game is hard
ahhhhh
it's just fucking boring
That's too easy
i love classical music
yeah... hmmm
they could've named it literally anything else
concord had some of the smoothest gunplay in any modern release
and it would've been still boring but it wouldn't have created the media frenzy of kratos growing up
kratos finally becoming a character
like what the fuck
how would you know?
Yap yap
cause I played it duh
also I don’t like resident evil 4 remake and dead rising deluxe remastered, basically downgraded versions of the og games and I sort of am fine with persona 3 reloaded as a game however how it was released made me sour the opinion of it
Mindseye is dogshit
but really we've talked about it with my friends and it's this generation's re4
it's super close to that situation
Halo Infinite felt really fucking bad for some reason
re4 killed and saved the franchise depending on who you ask
oh thats actually a good shout for an actual 1/10 game that I cant think of a single redeeming thing for
wasn't halo infinite just a skeleton on release?
man i dont play enough games to have a say in what games are truely shit
That's also too easy
Yakuza pirate in Hawaii was a solid 2/10
DarkViperAU laughing at that shit was the main thing I remember it for lmao
same and I only handpick games that I like
Let's think of a less obvious dogshit game
same
in a sponsored stream lmao
Pyih 🔥🔥
Yeah I like that guy
?
and he has a gf now
anyways I really don’t like re4 remake and dead rising deluxe remastered, they both suck
or a fiancee i forgot
DBD an absolute stinker? I would say its pretty high but not the top
dbd? What is that?
Idk if you can say that one on an objective level
Dead by daylight
ooooohhh okay then
It's just skill based
sorry
Dead By Daylight might not be everyones cup of tea, but its by no means utter trash
my qualms with re4r is that they kept the puzzle zombie health pool in an action game
Yakuza 0 is pretty garbage ngl
and that staggers are super inconsistent
is killing floor 3 out
1/10 bait
I'll put forward Heartbound as an actual waste of time game
other than that the game is fantastic
i really hope it isnt going to be shit
i fucking loved kf2
childhood classic
teenhood*
This one is also too easy
You do not need it to play any of the games bruh. Waste of time with mid villains
oooh, I did watch documentary on it
good point
Ashes of Creation maybe?
Blizzard/blizzard
Guys
dev issues aside, its fun
League of Legends
gta 3 blows in hindsight
sheeet...
yes it was influential
TF2
but it's a dog game
Again personally I don’t like the censorship, the garbage redesigns, and censorship of the game, and removal of content, I like they added dialogue between Leon and Ashley however the cut content was the line for me, and then I found out there is even more wrong with the remake like wtf?
i can agree
especially considering what they did with vice city less than a year afterwards
vice city is in a similar place for me
nah if you want to name an actual 0/10 game, you cant pick something thats still enjoyable to millions daily
League is shit but, its like THE moba game y'know
gta sa will forever be in my heart
Oh i got one
The first quad A game
I disagree because those millions have shit taste
Skull and bones
death
yeah in sa they actually figured it out
yeah
Bad games, ig fortnite
vice city’s gameplay blew for me
OH OOOH, fucking GTA Definitive edition! the collection
legit aside from the people calling it bad, I've heard nothing or seen nothing abotu it
OH YEAH THAT
those deffo blew
like
Gameplay yes, story, yes, previous game is bad? No? Need some improvements probably with mods but not a awful game directly
So yea its just bad
big rigs over the road racing
duh they were "remastered" by mobile game studio
and guns were terrible
driving in 3 and vc fucking blows extremely hard
All games are a waste of time and dissipation of energy. Only a few are at least fun
like yeah it's arcade
that one Avatar game lmao
game is bad and cost 10 times more then it should
AAAA game my ass
but jesus christ i do not want my car to do a 120° turn from a 1 frame tap of a directional
san andreas also is a vibe
i think 3 sucks mostly in terms of missions more
There's a person out there who enjoys mindseye, the day before, concord
Doesn't mean those aren't bad games because someone likes them
like, in its environment
yeah san andreas' presentation is godlike
Again as I said it needed improvements which vice city provided and is the better game I agree with you on that, however it does not make 3 a bad game in general, it just needed improvements
on the ps2
i still need to play GTA IV
Yea but the majority dislikes the game
san andreas probably had the most variety
serbian immigrant simulator
gta 4 is goated
subjective
it's kinda ass on pc tho
fr? shit
legit ran worse on this pc than my shitty dell one
yeah the port is turbo ass
there are plenty of fixes dw
enjoyed GOW4, could not fucking get into Ragnarok
yeah i loved that
gta 4's pc port is hilariously bad
i always had cj jacked
Yeah especially on the ps2 with the left thumb stick accelerating, I fucking love that shit
they fucked up the only thing that kinda made GOW4
playing the game as fat CJ was so fun
simply cause the gym was fun to do in sa
nah i just ate all the fast food and played the game as fat
it's so ass
my bare minimum pc ran it better than my friend who had top of the line rig in 2018 lmao
I forgot how much hours of cutscenes ragnarok has but im pretty sure it was like 5
I dont like that
i agree with that yeah
did it 100% once and i'll never do it again
Too much not play game
ragnarok is ass idk why it gets glazed so much
gow 4 was good tho
combat felt 100x clunkier in ragnarok
Seriously I love the alt driving in vice city for the ps2, literally one of the greatest feelings of driving on console I have ever experienced before with a standard controller
my issue is with the story it's so ass and rushed
the ragnarok event sucks balls
gameplay is fine tbh
more of the same
We cannot complain about cutscenes and not mention metal gear
Only mg gear ive played is revengence
iirc there was supposed to be one before ragnarok but they made one game instead
and you can actually feel that so bad
So like idk
How did I get muted again
Im not qualified

I hate that they make you charge the weapons now to get added damage instead of the old if you hit multiple times it gets charged
I wonder why
i didn't pay too much attention to that tbh
The hell the mod mute me because he told me sudh
yes
yes
stfu
do it again

dropped the game around the lake thingy where you had to turn off furnaces
lol you got the mod angry
i didn't like the use move amount of times to upgrade
the mod has free will
I didn’t even broke a lot rule
ask him about free will lyming
mod what do you say?
your free will ends with the beginning of mine 
straight felt like AC Assault Horizon if that makes sense
Good choice sir
idk never played that
Imo the story could've been so much better if they did more unhinged shit like in the first 3 games story wise, instead they just appealed to what a majority of people wouldve liked (i just want the push away daughter mini game back)
implicit confirmation that bro is in fact lyming
my free will to do crack
check it out
That some itachi shit
we know, we're just playing with food
nah
the story is 2018 was really good and had good pacing with respect to the ogs
tf is itachi
ragnarok just sucked massive donkey dick
get a crack friend
shitty marvel movie
I think the worst part of summer finally rolling back around is that its also our rainy season
crack is my friend
which means the wind is back :
you know about ace combat? imagine if instead of free movement, sometimes you get locked into bossfights where you're on rails behind the enemy, firing thousands of rounds into em and no damage
im just happy its colder again
This can’t be good for me but I feel great
what i'll say is that ascension was overhated for all the wrong reasons
my body yearns for cold sleep
Ngl if kratos died in ragnarok and they just concluded the series there
It couldve been fire
except the story because yeah ascension's story sucks
thank god that didn't happen
i hated trying to sleep when it was hot in summer
but jesus christ is its gameplay great
impossible
hopefully he'll see one good game before that happens
whoever invented summer can fucking suck one
Man I am getting stomache
like you can not possibly hate on a style meter on a hack and slash just because you get a different moveset than the one you're used to
Oh god no not the shitty son
oh RIGHT, can't wait for winter when I will soothly sleep to the sound of the radiator hiss under my toasty blanket
i wish kratos killed him instead of his daughter
or the dynamic weapons you can pick up and use to combo and fill up the style meter
We gonna get those anyways i think
that shit was the shit
Ragnarok heavily implied atreus gonna do his own shit
i want to walk around in -20c in lithuania again
some of the best arenas in hack and slash gow too
After ragnarok
What are you guy talking about
ragnarok implied kratos going to egypt
So were gonna get a atreus game anyways 
so idk

just proof of how many people were getting stuck on puzzles tbh
The hell
shouldve punted his ass off the bifrost without the item, dawg was insufferable
God of war
yes at the very end
why lmao
Kratos in Egypt, ain't no way
egypt has crazy mytho
egyptian mythology is so fire
I hope he gets ripped in half by a basic enemy and then we continue as Kratos as if nothing ever happened
better than boring and overused greek and norse
the eye of ra
Kratos one of the stardust crusaders
if they had me doing fucking Uncharted ledge climbing again I'll pull my fucking hair out
we never see eastern european mythology apart from Witcher
like
Idk I dont think sony can do a good egyptian mythology game
baltic pagan mythology is crazy shit
i wish we get kratos fighting wendigos and shii
they keep fumbling the Prince of Persia games lmao
Mythology
Dude
kratos fights against Perkunas, god of thunder
i disagree, they've all been so fire
with all the gods, creatures
Kratos goes to Europe and meets Geralt and they hunt monsters together and shit
and germans
I WOULD LOVE THAT
we need the goddess of love man
imagine a game where the MC is being fucked over by eastern pagan gods
Spread love
eastern european horror is just regular life man
I mean the goddess of love is hot
and eastern mythology creatures
That's just called Poland
bro 😭
fucking Guts except its not apostles and godhand
Like theres this 1 soldier in our history who was late to a important battle, the battle finished and one of the stories is that he is sitting in a cave waiting for a war where he is needed, now that could be a fire ass game if you think abt it 
Skom only saved us from an hour of this
but just eastern european pagan gods who are bored
anyways i hope we get gow on pc
come back and finish the job
i want to play 3 so bad

exist
at least give us the rest of uncharted
fighting game with gods from different mythology
sony king of cucking pc crowd
That not a valid reason brother
very much is
It is
we know who you are
bloodborne is playable
In your case
Shut up lyming

Nah y’all are trolling
my ass couldnt adapt to bloodborne from ER
at all
was wondering why y'all hating on them so much, I understand it now
I mean I would be a slave to a hot god
buddy i played bb after dark souls 2
i was molested
Am I right ?
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I love watching Sekiro vids where its obvious they got some no damage mods lmao
shit is old news
fucking dodging being less iframes and more positioning is jarring as fuck
typa dude to buy socks from a girl on the street headass
kratos popping that in 3 
mods, execute them
give us the blood we crave
ive heard DS2 was, interesting
Does this server like ban people for disagreeing with them or something
THE PEOPLE CALL FOR CIRCUS AND BREAD
typa dude to beg a cosplayer to step on them headass
Like there no way am bot being troll here
retarded youtubers hate it for mostly shitty reasons

dont even know who them are
"muh hitboxes"
ds2 has better hitboxes than ds1 and 3
you're not being trolled, you're being called an idiot for your views
theres a difference
i beat father gascoine and forgot about BB
moron
Plot twist am the cos player
And people tell me to step on them instead
typa dude to go drive 30 miles to go talk to a girl headass

also father gascoine was interesting because i lived in a town with a place called Gascoine Estate
goons all over the shop
and Gascoine estate was where a famous albanian gang was born
real shit
so when i fought father gascoine all i could think about was albanians and that area of barking
I mean …
typa dude to ask "where the hoes at?" in the party and stand in the corner with their phone when the hoes arrive headass
all i was thinking is how to not get molested

we aint banning you yet, just mute

Nah am being troll
DS2 best DS change my mind (you can't)
imagine failing the vibe check so hard
i won't
could atleast admit to being lyming
the more you defend yourself the bloodlust just gets higher
Dude for the last time no man
I really don’t have to tbh
ds2 is also my fav lorewise
but overall ds1 is my fav
There no need to defend am only here for the modpack man
DS1 is my 2nd fav
like a chicken being sacrificed to a bridge to strengthen it, we need someone to get sacrificed to sate our bloodlust after image perms got removed
Beside have fun I realize why no one texting here
I'm not a big fan of DS3
ironically i think ds3 is the weakest one visually
i get why it does but still
we must satiate the will of the mass
ds3 is just depression
i need to play dark souls
That's just Poland
if my ass was bothered with video games
local man fucks over the entire world until the end of times
lord of frenzied flame
I like DS3, like the... artstyle I guess, I haven't played other dark souls nad have not finished DS3 so that's all I can say
nah it's ||gwynn||
all
that's b
if you tossed a DS character into modern day Poland, they'll just go about their day like nothing happened
ds3 is more so
it's the literal end of the world and gwynn still fucking shit beyond the grave
get close to a żabka and a health bar appears
doesn't mean skippable lmao
ds2 and 3 don't have the world characters and story of 1
i did ds1 last and it's the only one i havent done more than 1 playthrough on
Show DS character Paris,Berlin or London and they will get depressed
or even the level design
ds1 has the best level design
estus flasks are just whatever liquor they manage to find from some half collapsed house
hey london isnt that bad
Plot twist
The population of Poland is just abandoned DS characters
i quite like london
the hollows
vodka or samogon
ds3 wouldn't be cause 2 would be different
i need to start distilling my own samogon
kys
or wait
don't diss my burg
or i could make a safer albeit weaker liquor
of all the areas in the game you had to pick the best one
i wonder whats the strongest alcohol content you can make with yeast and sugar
partner got really into making mead, we're just waiting for this batch to complete
and time
i wanna make alcoholic kvass again
and see how strong i can get it
Whenever you die in Poland you just respawn in the last kitchen you visited
it's a good area you just got filtered
lighting a cig with a gas stove is like a save point
if you put a Polish man in the middle of no mans land in WW1 they'll just think its a couple of km away from the city center
anyone ever light a cig with a toaster or stove
because your dumbass lost every lighter possible
no, I don't smoke
valid
expensive hobby
keep it that way
just gotta know the right people and shops tbh
but even then
dont
nah start smoking, I need more customers
ur a jar of mayonaise
"can I borrow one" (do it 10 times, cut contact)
that and just having fellow immigrants sell duty free cigs to you for a steep discount
sealed and safe
MIND YOU, that is a can of mayonaise
nah just ask for a puff and finish it
We will somehow find a functional żabka too
half buried
a pole only needs black coffee, cigarettes and vodka to reproduce
It will just materialize
is Zabka the goat of stores?
but mayonnaise isnt sold in cans
anomalous Żabka
its a refreshing can of mayonnaise soda
scp thats just a Żabka that only polish can see
smh
id rather drink paint
It's everywhere, sometimes there are a couple on the same street right next to each other
plain mayo sucks ass
monopoly
“waiter! please give me flavourless white sauce”
There are 3 żabka stores next to where I live
if you havent had a tomato and mayo sandwich I dunno what to tell you
the fuck you mean "flavourless"?
I'd post a picture but no perms
lithuania’s version of Żabka probably is Aibe
same kinda shit
apparently also makes really good crusts on grilled cheese, atleast as good as butter
idk i just dont find it to be anything
honestly at this point I see Zabka store as "must see" when visting Poland, I have yet to visit
aside from if its flavoured with shit like n’duja or whatever
you tried kewpie mayo yet?
or spicy mayo
no
SA?
greasy texture
understandable
me when irl people dont exist
women? social spaces? nah lemme chase a dream that doesnt exist with a egirl
haaaaank
there are more?
dont abbreviate Cyberpunk, Hank
honestly V is a good character

i liked playing as V
there is little cognitive dissonance as V sometimes does come across as someone who has massacres everyone in their way
I need mantis blade so bad
vincent
i need gorilla fists
shhhh
dude fucked over multiple powers that be in NC lmao

Vincent, Valerie
why did they do that man
but V is the Von of CP2077
V was such a cool nickname and they ruined it
i was so immersed and that took me out so hard lmao
i was laughing in tears
at least they only mention it twice in the entire game
i imagine NPCs think of V as a boogyman
i thought it was a codename not his actual one 😭
nah thats like being Max but your full name is Maximilian or some shit
and only in extremely personal parts
like the || end of PF ||
i don't remember calling people V
Gorilla arms are the most useful replacement you could have outside combat
its even more hilarious that V did allat in like the span of 3 months max
nah its if ur nickname is just M
i agree
muh STR
you can cut ham with the mantis blade
also i want double jump irl
gives you 0 stats
or just have a knife
i wish they made the prologue last longer 
I just want a Kerenzikov man, nothing special
i wanna dash around and double jump irl so much
same
just to fucking dash next to someone for no reason
just a brief spurt of super fast movement
maybe corpo take over isn't so bad 
kerenzikov
get a sandy instead
its either cowboy bebop or CP2077 dystopia
boring
Imagine life with a militech canto 
and im fine with both
yeah and fucking turn cyberpsycho instantly
hell yeah another voice in your head
just dont use anything else 
david cp'd because he was over the top
I know my limits, I'll probably turn cyberpsycho the minute you put something in my head more than a militech paraline lmao
The power to kill people over the internet ? 
after || maine died ||
hol up lemme just open the floodgates of blackwalled data into a poor sof
and overload them entirely as ais and data overload them
as the ai in my cyberdeck tells me how much he wants humanity to die
good life
Me: I won't abuse the Erebus, I'll just keep it for my collection
Also me literally 5m later: Why is Netwatch chasing me
too confident
I wonder hows Edgerunners 2 gon be
downloads terrabytes of furry porn into your brain
pre-blackwall era furry porn*
blackwallussy 
alt
its what got me into the 'verse, I have yet to play cyberpunk myself but I am really excited for the day when I get to
smash
its really good imo
theres a bunch of ads in NC about military pilots using Kiroshis, you think they use a Sandevistan or a cyberdeck?
her and johnny
The Blackwall
Ik it has it reason to exist
But can't you just
Unplug the internet 
i like johnny as someone who doesnt like men
smash 2x
If you somehow have both the canto and the Erebus, they both talk to you
when your entire body is filled with live services ? and hardwares ? i doubt it 
i mean, not really
now that I think about it if I save money from CS2 weekly drops for winter sale I just might save enough to get cyperpunk '77
its the exact same reason why the seas are fucked in 2077, they just kept dropping AIs in
because the new net is also everywhere still
you cant really shut down the old internet without shutting down the new one
i think
Goodfucking dammit Morgan blackhand fucked everything over
it was Bartmoss
@oblique belfry I downloaded the wheelchair mod 

i wonder how that works
the hobbit trilogy doesn't deserve the hate it gets
like
its a fun trilogy
the blackwall
Arc Raiders this october, opinions?
no
Most movies are a fun watch
Problem is nerds overanalizing them for no good reason
no opinions

only like specific sea lanes exist because they made autonomous minelayers that lay autonomous mines that chase targets lmao
i wanna watch the new naked gun movie

i also discovered how air travel has lanes
like roads
for efficiency and order
and accident minimisation
just bare minimum AIs that they just drop in there in the hopes itll kill another one and gain their data
you thought they dodged each other like in dog fights mid flight
Sounds like a loop
Yep yep planes are a bit more complex than rocket with wings for navigation 

nah just didnt know lanes were a thing
just thought it was ordered elsehow
Over 7000 languages in the world and he chose to speak the Truth
admittedly that would be dope
not for passengers
ye
Hi, my name is Nino but my friends just call me Nino.
I’m 29yo, 1.82m, 80kg, 16cm.
I love: Gym, Asian women.
I hate: French People and oversharing.
they got some real powerhouses in there tho, some even like half decent ones
air space contested
what the fuck
and most of the time they completely miss the whole point of the movie

Cinema sins has done unrepairable damage to the movie scene
same
16cm? thats some small ass feet

I thought they just had missiles in the fuselage somewhere like in the F22
kira yoshikage
Thank you for oversharing
you know what they say about feet size
i wish i was like 4cm shorter in stature chat
small brain
Hey, hating on the fr*nch is based
dawg is 1.82m and 80kg
why
I think thats pretty normal
175 and i got to 73 recently
sorry dawg
Depends on buildset for your back
Be yes
more truth
yeah im not very tall myself
CinemaWins is far superior
170 and 72.5 
||better twink height||
cinema sins sucks fucking dickl
clothing mostly
i mean IMDB rates baked gun as anything less than 7
oh fair enough
so fuck that
weight management
and hd2
8 sins and its still the first 10 seconds

im fine with my height because its personality that counts
just wanted to clarify
and also not being dumb
i'm not going to go down a spiral about weight i'm not going to go down a spiral about weight i'm not going to go down a spiral about weight
i shouldve known momo is a twink tbf
showcase brutal regime
make it clear its bad
chuds praise it and wish it was real
you have small feet bro


you wont
they count company logos as sins lmao
metabolism is a fuck
being cursed or blessed or both
noooooo how could you say that
-# 30 seconds of logos ding

i would give my life to ALDI
Corporations should explode
just eat more meat
wake the fuck up samurai
i like gamingsins more
only corporation I like is Anaheim Electronics
maybe its unhealthy
ALDI:
i do something similar to eating meat everyday
what the fuck does this mean
what meat?
the best meat is around 16cm
we know

feet? small feet
animal
they put mambster chefd in the soder
small feet meat
you should see my calvs.. even smaller
oh like? chicken? beef? pork?
today i had a meat breakfast, bacon, sausages, eggs, mushroom, tomato, hash browns and baked beans
i was never big into beef
they puts mjastr ceeif in tse soard
double smash cheeseburgers are godly
like practically any other type of meat beats the shit out of beef
homemade
debatable
i want to eat mroe game meat
honestly in many cases i agree
steak is overrated
i tried oxtail recently, its very good
yeah
I like buying super cheap cuts and making mongolian beef lmao
I should revisit fish, haven't had those in a while (like 15 years)
the game stuff werent related, id like to eat rabbit
most versatile meats are pork and chicken in my experience
FISH IS SO GOOD
in anything else yeah I like chicken more
so much bullshit you can do with a rotisserie chicken
chicken is most versaltile but pork on its own has more flavour
or just a whole chicken in general
I didn't like fish when I was young, a little runt one would say, I did have catfish but yeah that was ages ago
dissassemble and use carcass for stock
i could go for fish and chips rn tbf
i love fish and chips
best fish and chips i have is from this one cafe nearby
beer battered cod with lemon, salt and vinegar chips
if you just want a quick soup at the end of the day, swinging by a grocery to pick one up is glorious
they do every single fish FRESH
sorted
no fish is made and left for someone to get
nah they batter it in front of you and fry in good oil
i love when food is made by someone who still has passion for it
@oak magnet judging by that bald head you should have enough testosteron in ya body dont ya think?
beer battered call of duty?!
im not bald
just buzzcut
BALD
and this pfp is just a ai giving me a buzzcut and stubble
why do they keep coming for your cranium
irl my hair is different because its grown out a bit more, but still less than three guard
He funny he has some good point bits about games
But it's mostly bri ish comedy 
buzzcut bros
real
dont forget the lemon
beer battered call of duty and lewd fanfictions?
lemon is the greatest fruit of all time dude
i have testosterone my body was made to make it
what are some good fish?
I think Shiyon had refueled it etc at least once
I AGREE but mangoes
its top 3 for me
Don't know if it's still there now tho
i kill for a pear
id say lemon is 3rd to grapes and mangoes
i've ruined so many tequila parties because i would just sneak into the lemon stash
yea but, noone paid for it

and start eating them raw

that is the most gremlin shit i have ever read
'i snuck into the lemon larder and devoured them whole'
Liver King 2.0
Dam momo the lemon eater
dude lemon is a vibe
i remember drinking with a friend, when she drank tequila and forgot the lemon part, i just took them and ate
Raw lemon bad for ya teeth tho
steroid abuse:
nah its good against scurvy
at least he has hair
i had long hair, i buzzed it
they keep making fun of me for cooking carp
BALD
i like my hair rn long hair was so annoying
consider me british i'm finna keep downing lemons raw then
okok

you fucking batter any fish and I'll eat it
try battered mars bar
for real though lemon is so nice for food
i wanna make it so bad
real as fuck they sound awful but theyre so good
wakes up any dish
go to a chippy with a mars bar and tell em you want it battered, they do it
I fortunately live far away from a location with a chippy
yeah citron in water is nice
All this lemon talk makes me want lemon pie 
theres this one dude who bought a 500ml bottle of laxatives because they thought it was water lmao
heh
double espresso does the same for me
remember guys, life never gave you lemons
i love double espresso
life gave us espresso
dude this is THE shit dude
lempresso
i saw someone make limoncello with espresso shot
i could kill for a lemon tart or something
i would try it if i wasnt revolted by limoncello
i wanna make an apple crumble too
because of a time i drank a bottle of it and had a bad time
great I want lemon ice cream now
depression core
LEMON SORBET
GODLIKE
i fucking love lemon sorbet with all my soul
my fav ice cream
i had a spritz with a scoop of lemon sorbet in it
The local ice cream place makes fresh lemon ice cream
It's amazing
it was SO GOOD
I believe any fruit flavored ice cream is good cos its much more refreshing in summer than chocolate or sum
understandable
its just vodka, prosecco and a scoop of lemon sorbet
for Ice cream I love green apple flavour
actually a godlike cocktail
With 0 doubt my favorite desert
highly reccomend yall try it
I have a small book of all kinds of drinks cos my older bro went to... uh this school I don't really know how to translate it, but he also took bartender course
ahh
hospitality
im tryna get into hospitality
yeah I guess
as i want a social job and a evening one
being a bartender in a small town knowing all the secrets
the all knowing
Moe's bar
D&D campaign idea, you get quests from tavern keeper just for him to be the main boss or whatever
I have no idea what a pave is 
I think they mean pavement, but thats not really edible
just grow tolerance
oooo looks good
I tried goddamn it
Tyramisu before Tyramisu 
I have the weird cilantro taste gene we well
I heard one person spammed skimmed milk and it helped, but I am not an expert so
fucking hate it
Lactose intolerant people need to learn to accept things they don't understand. SMH milkphobic.
so much
I can have everything except condensed milk
oooooh, thats just fucking unlucky
so many recipes especially thai use coriander
It's usually only in desserts fortunately
Probably done before
SHAW
nothing is original yet everything is
Counterargument
Your mom
well one can make original take on certain theme
GUARANA
Lmao
I just eat whatever it is anyway
No use complaining
If I'm at a restaurant I won't order it if I know it's in there
I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot
you are insulting the ground she is buried in, which is lithuania
how dare you insult lithuania
true
SHE STICC
It's beginning
what is happening
"Free will does not exist" retards when I tell them they have free will to do insanely illegal shit, but they still get arrested lmao.

free will do exist
i love free will
Ik, you have to be braindead to think it doesn't.
abusing my free will to stare and scare people on the bus after a drunk night of alcohol and coke
man i miss those days (5 months ago)
"Free will doesn't exist because the government arrested me for pissing on someone's food at mcdonalds." dawg that's called consequences.
fuckin brainlet
FREEDOM OF SPEECH/ACTION WHEN IT MEETS CONSEQUENCE
i cant piss in peoples soup what is this shit
Eat homeless people
My favourite is when someone says something incredibly rude and they get insulted, just to say "Bro it's free speech." that also means everyone has the freedom to judge you for being a dumbass.
Free will doesn't exist if we can measure every particle in the universe 100%
Fortunately we can't so it does


did lyming get muted again/banned yet
we cant determine the future at all, nor can we prove the future is predetermined
Only for 1 hour

Fled to newbies after no one is giving attention to him

Nah it's mine
You can't prove you exist
we should continue to ignore him
what :(
so he just fucks off permanently
Correct
have this one homeless guy who watches my car, 20 bucks for peace of mind in a rough neighborhood is worth it imo
real
all homeless people have a story, usually a sad one
The future is mine alone to determine because no one can prove they exist outside my consciousness
ahh the idealist
(I don't actually believe this btw)
i think therefore i am
I think therefore I fuck
but i like the i am therefore i think

Time to play some deadlock 
so are dialectics
It can't be proven but I believe that it exists regardless
conscious beings aknowledge other conscious beings

therefore, we exist in a capacity
Some of them use it to talk shit I guess
Like there are literally newbie privately message me that this place just feel off
thats because I'm in it
can of mayo
I mean we literally can make choices
i want grape soda
*Sentient can of mayo
consciousness was a good idea, because we made society
I know its bad for me but I really like Coke Vanilla
with all its downfalls and upfalls

my fav is cherry coke
tastes like a coke float in a can
fucking love it so much
But you can't prove that you are making this choice on your own instead of because my subconscious is having your perform the choice as a construct of my imagination
Which is why choosing to believe that others have free will is a powerful choice made to humanise others as equals
I can’t understand what you said
Am too dumb for that
my subconscious wants love and attention
Mango Pepsi?
My subconscious and conscious want cheesecake

my consciousness wants weed and relaxation
Also my id and ego
We are in synch
Wait you mean our action is influence by our subconscious?
acc my mind most of all needs ADHD meds
i never had it i wanna try it
see what Jimi saw
I'll laugh if you take lsd and immediately note a very strong metallic taste
radiation???
oh nahhhhh
In theory
Nobody has free will except me, and everything that others do that portray "free will" are just an expression of my sub conscious mind projecting such
I do not believe this theory is true but it is not provable either way
how do i avoid iodine-161 contaminated lsd
You alway want weed bro
Wait can you get cancer from weed though ?
just heard that folks who taste metallic when they take lsd got the worst trip of their lives
oh
noted
You can get cancer from smoking anything


