#╟❓general-offtopic

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oak magnet
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so im like, 150 pounds or so

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wait

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130

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wait

pallid raft
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hello chat

frail leafBOT
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⚖️ 60.0kg (kilograms) is equal to 132.277lb (pounds)

oak magnet
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yeah about right

oak magnet
pallid raft
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hi there

proven tundra
pallid raft
oak magnet
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hello there

vital venture
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Goodbye

frail leafBOT
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⚖️ 155.0lb (pounds) is equal to 70.307kg (kilograms)

green granite
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Damn

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Im too light

frail leafBOT
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⚖️ 251.0lb (pounds) is equal to 113.852kg (kilograms)

chrome ginkgo
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Ah so i'm not 110kg

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But my math was close

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Not bad for an American

frail leafBOT
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⚖️ 135.0lb (pounds) is equal to 61.235kg (kilograms)

marsh cargo
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finally home

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i get to vidja

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i might play the new deamon x machina

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yep

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ac6 before ac6

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it was neat fun

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but very short

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yeah they were

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the final section to the boss was neat tho

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the boss itself tho kek1

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its also kinda interesting how much of the cast walked up and died ohno

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huge flying mech that fires doom lasers

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kinda 4 taps your mech

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we cooking hmmtodayiwill

left mantle
green granite
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The core is armored

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Idk

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I have not played Armored Core

broken mountain
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I passed out for an hour

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I came up with an idea

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Imagine wired airpods

broken mountain
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Like look

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No battery no bullshit

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You could connect it with a cable to your phone

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Nobody has done it before, why?

timid hollow
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handy have no aux anymore

rocky cove
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any pc rhythm game recommendations

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already played

broken mountain
green granite
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Fallen Order is peak

rocky cove
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how are those suggestions rhythm games

oak magnet
oak magnet
green granite
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I dont think Geometry Dash can be considered rhythm game

rocky cove
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but geometry dash sucks imo not a real rhythm game

broken mountain
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You can beat the main levels blind, to the beat

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but people started doing those red fucktarded levels like bloodbath that dont have any rhythm to them

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Only tempo regarding the song's speed

rocky cove
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cause if its like 300bpm or higher then yeah makes sense

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back in the days of me playing osu i basically capped at 285bpm consistent and could stream 300bpm but short streams and not that accurately

proven tundra
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Did the entire server just die?

rocky cove
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discord stuff

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some servers are still dead

pseudo vapor
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yeah i have 5 or 6 servers that are still offline, they seem to be coming back slowly one by one

slim blaze
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Discord is alive

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It exploded

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Though tbh it is still kinda dead

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Y'all are white

runic condor
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aw.. it's back

pallid raft
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still broken on my pc

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phone works tho

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maybe the stretcher orchestrated this to return perms and goat us

chrome ginkgo
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Damn

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First they came for our perms, and I ranted incessantly cause I miss posting screenshots of Kenshi

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Then they came for the servers

red iris
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Discord works on my phone but not my PC, weird as hell

proven tundra
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seems to be up again?

red iris
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Seems to be

dusky igloo
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is the majima in ur username goro majima

zealous depot
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We survived the snap

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Rejoice

dusky igloo
turbid shuttle
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Discord is back

pallid raft
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no it isnt, wake up

turbid shuttle
lethal comet
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discord getting ddos

velvet stream
pallid raft
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its a discord guild issue thing

green granite
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Omg GAMMA server is back

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Day's ruined

clear pawn
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yo why does every transit point i use spawn multiple controllers on me??

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i cant go anywhere without getting hard stuck

pallid raft
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ask newbie chat, no stalker here

muted gyroBOT
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green granite
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Idk why I repost him

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I just like the song

proven tundra
slim blaze
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Bay Harbor Stretcher Can't embed so he crashed discord servers instead

zealous depot
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That would actually be amazing

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Generational hatred

pallid raft
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hate hate hate

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theres not enough gape to describe a millionth of his hatred

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sniper mustve shot his dog or smth

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yea we bak

slim blaze
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Why sniper

pallid raft
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apparently the dude hates sniper

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that or im mixing stuff up and misremembering

rocky turtle
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fuckin bay harbor stretcher killed a couple of servers

runic condor
rocky turtle
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IT HAS TO BE THEM

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I CAN SMELL IT

runic condor
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dude gets banned countless times on gamma so he takes revenge on half of the discord servers

rocky turtle
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thats a good motive

marsh cargo
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intro is extreamly corny

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as expected

hexed kernel
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hii chat :3

rocky turtle
hexed kernel
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funny how the halt emoji turned into a hi emoji

rocky turtle
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🫷 keksad

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keksad

left mantle
rocky turtle
runic condor
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hellonewstalker3

rocky cove
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played all 3 also did you know that shit is on steam now

rocky cove
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patapon 3 was my favorite actually tho most people would say 2 is the best

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i have all 3 on my switch though

green granite
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Baja Blast

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Do you know

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After melting down the iron, they poured it into a gear mold

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Afterward they let it cool down

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Such process makes their metal gears solid

rocky cove
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i wish i laughed

oblique belfry
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back at it again with spicy salami at 3 am

green granite
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Didnt mean to make you laugh

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It meant to make their metal gear rising

oblique belfry
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i only got 12 slices on this pan Wahh

green granite
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I hope you knew that the salami lid

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My night brother DOGE

oblique belfry
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and just salamis this time

green granite
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You better cook more

oblique belfry
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not with eggs this time

green granite
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Cook more SÄLÄMI

oblique belfry
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nuh uh

proven tundra
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I don't have a salami/pepperoni emjoi

oblique belfry
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impossible

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you dont have a rat emoji for something ?

green granite
oblique belfry
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unheard of

proven tundra
green granite
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N word

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Not even sausage?

proven tundra
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hot dog is a close as it gets

hexed kernel
proven tundra
hexed kernel
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it will suffice i think

severe storm
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Just come back from class

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What sup folk

rocky cove
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im at 99.12% accuracy so im very close to being done with it

green granite
slim blaze
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It better not

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There are way better games

green granite
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Fucking internet

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Free assessment quiz

rocky turtle
green granite
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Then require me to pay 5 bucks to get answer

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Like mfer

slim blaze
green granite
rocky turtle
slim blaze
proven tundra
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What's in contention rn? E33, Silksong

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KCD2

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Was Split Fiction well received?

slim blaze
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KCD 2 for goty

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hands down

rocky turtle
proven tundra
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Blue Prince?

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I'm struggling to think of anything else lol

slim blaze
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Don't worry, guys. Some random game will win that pays most money

proven tundra
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Doom DA wasn't really standout

slim blaze
proven tundra
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MHW seems like it was a trashfire

slim blaze
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Yep

proven tundra
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Borderlands 4 who knows

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Will probably be in the running whether it sucks or not

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WHO COULD FORGET
Death Stranding 2

zealous depot
proven tundra
left mantle
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Compared to like E33, KCD2, and the like...

proven tundra
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I haven't seen anyone talking about it like at all

zealous depot
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While I had good performance while playing mhw

Most people didn't KekSkew

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Though without dlss being on, performance was pretty bad

marsh cargo
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yeah wilds was pretty heavy on performance

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still enjoyed it quite alot

zealous depot
left mantle
proven tundra
left mantle
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Aside from the PS5 peeps glazing the loading time (which is good and impressive don't get me wrong) it's just a solid title.

marsh cargo
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ok so 2 hours into the new deamon x machina

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this is very different from the first one

left mantle
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Honestly this year wasn't awful for having good games release

oblique belfry
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paleto heist time

elfin jackal
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silksont

oblique belfry
left mantle
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no man should

zealous depot
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Skong

marsh cargo
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gooofy ass mf

zealous depot
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Brothers tryna block the cooties from mecha hoes

torpid glacier
slim blaze
wild vortex
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nah fuck ds2 silksong and hollow knights will win 2 goty awards

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actually three

slim blaze
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just because of Pandy Ritchford

slim blaze
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bait

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game's mid at best

wild vortex
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i dont even have it

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lmao

slim blaze
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It can't win anything

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otherwise it is the end of the world

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Kojima keeps making his acid trips into games and people are loving it

oblique belfry
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8 million take

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444k cut

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actual gta online lobby

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so thats where they got it from

severe storm
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I can be a femboy

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For you

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Cost 50$

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I need money to buy cyberpunk 😔

elfin jackal
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he needs money for cp

oblique belfry
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no omegakekw

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gta 5 story mode

left mantle
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He's doing the story

oblique belfry
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but the cut for each character is just like gtao lobby

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8 mil take
444k cut

left mantle
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Splits in my lobby were always "If you were there for like 70% of the setup you got equal cut unless you defer it"

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Cayo Perico was the easiest money ever introduced

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Cayo Perico is basically a bit of boring setup, what is essentially a standard mission, and then millions in your bank solo

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It had 0 difficulty once you knew which way to do it.

zinc pulsar
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original version probably has less compression going on, and probably a ton of unused assets they kept in for possible DLC's that never happened to use them.

severe storm
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I am broke

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Someone donate 50$

zinc pulsar
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I am also broke, but i did it to myself

severe storm
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Me want play cyberpunk

torpid glacier
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Dawg, go beg in the streets, the gamma discord won’t help your broke ass.

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I heard the local Arby’s had a gloryhole open up

left mantle
zinc pulsar
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i decided it would be a fantastic idea to buy 20,000 rounds of 9mm and 10,000 rounds of 556, and 5000 rounds of 308...all at the same time. at the beginning of the month.

torpid glacier
zinc pulsar
left mantle
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...That's an odd way to look at it

zinc pulsar
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2500 rounds of that are in NAS3 cases :3

elfin jackal
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i actually need some for boar season

zinc pulsar
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super spicy pissin hots in NAS3 with controlled chaos projectiles.

green granite
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Pls man

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I am begging

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Give his ammoless person some charity

zinc pulsar
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the other stuff is just m80 ball for my 7.5in flamethrower when i need alone time for pistol reps on the range.

elfin jackal
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i started repacking 556 not too long ago

green granite
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@turbid shuttle man

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What happened to Prime

zinc pulsar
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you should see what phantom defense is doing with 556 loadings

turbid shuttle
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Dunno

zinc pulsar
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SPICY

elfin jackal
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hmm

green granite
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Right now its Rich people's talk

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We need Prime

elfin jackal
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what i really need tbh is more batteries for my flir

green granite
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Prime is the ultimate Rich person

zinc pulsar
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77gr TMK's doing 2800 from an 18in barrel.

elfin jackal
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nah just landowner talk, hardly rich

green granite
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My highness in christ

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I can barely afford 100 rounds of 9x19mm

elfin jackal
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anmo is expensive

green granite
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And you guys talking about rifle ammo like its water

elfin jackal
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WATER IS EXPENSIVE

zinc pulsar
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brother, just buy brazilian made monarch from academy when they have 250 round boxes for 50 dollars.

elfin jackal
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9mm is 9mm tbf you can use cheap loads

zinc pulsar
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it's made by magtech. it's honestly kinda fantastic for the price.

green granite
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Give this Ammoless person some brass pls

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😭

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I was gonna get a case of 1000 rounds of CCI Blazer but damn

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380 USD

elfin jackal
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i have to figure out a home defense gun for my sister

oblique belfry
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"better then cj: Land on the train on the 1st ramp"

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wow ok rockstar

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rude

proven tundra
elfin jackal
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i will not be getting her a .950 jdj fatmac

oblique belfry
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story 59% complete now letsgooo

green granite
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But its available for affordable so yeh

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Do you know that in GTA5

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If you shoot a person

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They will die

proven tundra
chrome ginkgo
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Why is there an 80 person band of starving bandits trying to ransack my town and swimming back and forth in the lake entrance getting bolted to death by mounted crossbows

slim magnet
wide chasm
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day....i dunno

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i still remember the good old days when images where a thin

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my screenshots must be shown to the public, they rot in my storage

green granite
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It has been 372 days since Image Perms

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@spicy

wide chasm
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im rotting

green granite
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Ah wrong person

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What happened to Spicy

wide chasm
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i ate him

green granite
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I remember that dude randomly

left mantle
green granite
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She?

left mantle
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Yes.

green granite
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Huh

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Thought that was a dude

left mantle
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towards the end they preferred to be called claire

green granite
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No god damn way

chrome ginkgo
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They're forced to target the gate

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Which is in a lake

oblique belfry
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STORY 60% DONE

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oops caps

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dunno why they decided to make caps lock the ability key

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fucks up other keybind categories

left mantle
oblique belfry
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since this is a 2013 game

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you can't have multiple keybinds for 1 key

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unless devs make it so

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tried changing capslock
it removed 6 other keybinds

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is it me or is the youtube bar slightly shorter when u go fullscreen

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nvm 1600x900 moment

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for some reason its shorter on my 2nd monitor

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anyways few aram games before sleep

severe storm
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I might sell my kidney for cyberpunk

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Anyone in this server is experiencing kidney failure and close to death ?

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Feel free to contact me

oblique belfry
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minecraft modpacks yardstare

severe storm
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People here were bullying me today

subtle sage
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How long has it been since I've been denied honse spam PepeHands

severe storm
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If dodge was there they would’ve bullied dodge instead since he’s a target dummy

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What did Lyming do by the way

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For like the whole entire community to hate him this much omegakekw

vital venture
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Exist

oblique belfry
severe storm
severe storm
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The mod of the group even go as far as nickname me Lyming

oblique belfry
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n-no way

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actual compliment ?

vital venture
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Compliment to dogs not u nerd

severe storm
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Come on don’t be shy

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Say you love us 🥰

vital venture
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Last time he got a compliment I wanna say was 2 weeks ago?

oblique belfry
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lyming

vital venture
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@oblique belfry when tf was the last time u got a compliment champ

oblique belfry
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idk once per week ?

little depot
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@oblique belfry

thin bobcat
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nothing, go back to digging

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See, that's what I mean

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Just anywhere

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ah, so you found shit

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Sure, why not, wouldn't wanna dig there either

thin bobcat
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But even then, in a relationship, you ain't getting one once a week

oblique belfry
oblique belfry
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omg falco

thin bobcat
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Just kidding falco, good night

left mantle
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Don't recall

flat violet
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A spider I guess

thin bobcat
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We don't have black widows over here, I mean the spider

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Just false ones

little depot
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crunchy

quiet abyss
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hows the perms situation going?

thin bobcat
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Honestly? Ready for official deployment

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Just should wait till the mod can actually blacklist shit

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So probably tomorrow

green granite
oblique belfry
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OOOO

oblique belfry
left mantle
oblique belfry
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i can already see the gif / screenshot spam

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on minute 1

left mantle
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First glance thought is "Holy shit a brown recluse"

green granite
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Image....

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Image perm is back????

thin bobcat
green granite
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For realll?

oblique belfry
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CUPPY

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REMEMBER

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YOU ARE NORMAL

oblique belfry
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DO NOT LET THIS DISTRACT YOU FROM YOURSELF

little depot
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fuck

green granite
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My brother in christ once image perm is back it is Horsing time

left mantle
little depot
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my one week of serenity

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ruined

oblique belfry
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hiiii

little depot
quiet abyss
little depot
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i was gonna give u a compliment

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but now i forgor

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just pretend i did

green granite
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Yeh

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Im Man

left mantle
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Brown Recluse venom has the potential to be fucking terrifying dread

flat violet
green granite
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We were in texas and apparently the area we were in was infested w Brown Recluse

oblique belfry
oblique belfry
green granite
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I think someone got bit in the butt by a brown recluse

little depot
green granite
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That was uh not a fun time

left mantle
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But the potential existing for a venom to cause necrosis is straight dread

thin bobcat
green granite
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They arent but everywhere we need to go to conduct military operation always equals to disturbing their home

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So yeh

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They are situationally aggressive to us

quiet abyss
oblique belfry
quiet abyss
oblique belfry
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what are you ? a gea fish ?

left mantle
quiet abyss
left mantle
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Did Doge go on a south park binge?

quiet abyss
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"gea"

left mantle
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I can flood this chat with my huge poe2 dubs visually letsgooo

oblique belfry
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and i can fill it with gta 5

dusky igloo
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i just finished mgs tpp

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peak asf

slim magnet
oblique belfry
thin bobcat
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and he would've known lmao

left mantle
green granite
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How?

slim magnet
spark needle
green granite
thin bobcat
green granite
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So many good men lost

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To Josta

thin bobcat
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and some of them just had it coming

left mantle
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kek1 We're in the endgame now.

left mantle
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I wanna get into trying to craft my own weapon but...It's a lot of peepopray and manipulation

quiet abyss
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its too bad josta took ages to get banned shrug

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he was so problematic

oblique belfry
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better late then never

quiet abyss
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fuck you

oblique belfry
thin bobcat
quiet abyss
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hes the worst i saw

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so i have no basis otherwise

green granite
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I was gonna say Delight but I dont think Delight was beamed by Josta

left mantle
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It could've been worse is true

quiet abyss
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pretty sure he did something to prompt a ban

green granite
quiet abyss
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not just exist

green granite
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Or Vulpes dude

left mantle
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But Josta was definitely a problem consistently

green granite
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The dude quote n quote

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Got hard when looking at gore

thin bobcat
# quiet abyss so i have no basis otherwise

I mean, I can't really ban a Team Member because he is disliked by the community, that's not how I act, I do it based on facts and the fact was just that he did nothing but sit in here and talk shit while tickets were racking up and 9/11 footage being sent into brainfart

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And the worst part is, it only got worse and worse

green granite
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I guess he Jost-a number

thin bobcat
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At some point he did nothing, like entirely nothing

green granite
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Drums

little depot
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This man guy kinda smells

green granite
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How did he become a moderator in the first place is what I am wondered

thin bobcat
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And the majority was for it

little depot
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I really do

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🦦

green granite
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Ah hell not Iedy voting for him

left mantle
green granite
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So he was a bitch before, was a bitch at the time of getting voted, was a bitch while he was a moderator and still a bitch now

left mantle
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Several people called it a bad idea that weren't staff.

severe storm
little depot
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the staff knows everything

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trust

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and are always right

green granite
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Politic

little depot
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damn libidos

green granite
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Inserts Halo red and blue

thin bobcat
green granite
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Iedy yer darn bastard

left mantle
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Hindsight is 20/20

oblique belfry
thin bobcat
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He behaved well for his 2 week trial phase

zealous depot
thin bobcat
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Even for the first 2 months honestly

little depot
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🟣 💀

oblique belfry
slim magnet
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i want to learn to write with my left hand and become true ambi

green granite
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Wait so before he was banned

oblique belfry
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or cocky

green granite
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How long was he a mod

little depot
slim magnet
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like 2 years

little depot
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shrimple

thin bobcat
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Then we had the first crash out arc of him getting way too obsessed with keeping something clean that was already clean

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We had 2 of those

green granite
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Hih

left mantle
green granite
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I guess I was here the entite time Josta was mod from beginning to the end

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I joined Oct 2023 so I am assuming he was mod like April or May

thin bobcat
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And the 3rd time around another report came in about him basically insulting a trans person

little depot
thin bobcat
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And I just had enough

oblique belfry
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i joined in august 2023

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never noticed him as mod

little depot
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I joined yesterday

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whos this josta guy

cunning bronze
thin bobcat
oblique belfry
cunning bronze
left mantle
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His tendency he gained to moderate conversations hours after they self policed themselves clean and his consistent shutdowns of content well within the rules that simply made him uncomfortable was insane

green granite
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Why do I feel like Azu is just evil Samantha

little depot
left mantle
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Not even close

little depot
thin bobcat
little depot
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which is just untrue

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samantha does warcrimes whilst brushing her teeth

oblique belfry
green granite
#

Have you tried Mitosis?

cunning bronze
#

Back then when this server was looking for more help I offered myself

oblique belfry
#

we had iron fist admins and people hated em

little depot
#

also like im not even remotely evil

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im literally incapable of crime

thin bobcat
oblique belfry
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i was one of the few laid back admins and people loved me

green granite
#

Huh imagine if Laffetie becomes a Moderator instead of Josta

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🤔

cunning bronze
#

It's about balance

green granite
#

Honestly maybe that'd be worse

oblique belfry
#

ye

little depot
slim magnet
green granite
#

Look

oblique belfry
#

for example if i was a mod rn i would be laid back BUT not to the point that i ignore flaws or idiots KekSkew

slim magnet
#

they're not mutually exclusive

left mantle
oblique belfry
#

would try to help all i can

green granite
#

They both uh German i guess evem tho I know Josta is just a dude living in Germany

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They both have L takes

little depot
#

its offtopic

green granite
#

They uh both hate everything that we like

little depot
#

no one has good takes

cunning reef
#

I just found out my fishing rod can be separated into two pieces

green granite
#

That would be

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Samantha

cunning reef
#

Why did nothing mention that on the listing or packaging

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I feel like they should mention a literal feature

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Whatever man

left mantle
little depot
#

reminds me of that due that said unturned is a childrens game

left mantle
#

Clearly

green granite
#

I mean it is

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Since mostly rage kids playing now

oblique belfry
#

stop comparing unturned with roblox

green granite
#

After Nelson Sexton fucked it up

oblique belfry
#

even tho its made from roblox

slim magnet
#

close enough

left mantle
little depot
#

Hmm

thin bobcat
little depot
#

to rage bait or not

thin bobcat
#

But then again, I played Far Cry 2 when I was younger, so I am not a good example

green granite
#

Unturned is what happened when you have a dude with talent to made a game that everyone likes for 10 years just to fuck it up because of 3 dudes

slim magnet
#

i got nightmares from re2 on the psx

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as a kid

oblique belfry
cunning reef
#

You get nightmares from vibes

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Not imagery

thin bobcat
left mantle
thin bobcat
slim magnet
thin bobcat
#

Honestly could be worse, give them unrestricted access to Instagram for about 10 minutes

slim magnet
#

blood is this real?

little depot
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💀

thin bobcat
#

Then you wish they were playing Unturned instead

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And they would as well

thin bobcat
quiet abyss
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Thats what my fyp is, open insta, look inside porn and racism

thin bobcat
#

The entire algorithm is only these 3 things

quiet abyss
#

Then theres cat videos

oblique belfry
#

love em

quiet abyss
#

Which are always a nice bit of light from the dark

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I love when people use rare insults on insta

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Peam

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So 🫛m

thin bobcat
#

Let's do a little test, as a measurement as for how cooked instagram really is

slim magnet
#

i only ever open instagram when some friends insist that i should check the meme they sent

cunning reef
#

Real

slim magnet
#

and then scroll for cosplayers for a bit to get references for drawing

cunning reef
#

Im trying to avoid algorithms in general

thin bobcat
#

First reel, a dude with a parachute, losing altitude rapidly, nearly falls into water and then hits land at about 10 - 15 kmh if I had to make a rough estimate

slim magnet
#

and never come back to it for a couple of weeks

thin bobcat
#

Leg broken

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Entirely

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Bends to the left in the video

cunning reef
#

Not succeeding all the time

thin bobcat
#

And it has a chinese caption

cunning reef
#

But once i move to dumbphone i think itll get hella easier

left mantle
thin bobcat
#

I would post the reel if the dude didn't break his fucking leg, he tries to hold it straight but it just flops to the left

slim magnet
#

jesus fucking christ

thin bobcat
#

It starts after the knee, like the break

slim magnet
#

gahdaym

thin bobcat
#

So yeah, not very pleasant, if I had to guess

slim magnet
#

that's gonna hurt the morning after

thin bobcat
#

Dude is gonna have to go through a rough therapy to ever learn how to walk again

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And I am not so sure if that's with a prosthetic or his leg

left mantle
#

alright i've done enough yappin

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Time to go mappin

slim magnet
severe storm
#

Mod

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Can you gift me cyberpunk

thin bobcat
#

How about that

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You get a job

oblique belfry
#

3 loses in a row
funi frög roll
win

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i love my frög

raven swan
#

The furry

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Morning chat

oblique belfry
#

is there some kind of mastery points in deadlock

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or levels

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for specific characters

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rip

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no i meant like besides gameplay KekSkew

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like some kind of experience system

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like in tf2 where it shows most class you played
or in overwatch where it shows how long you played a specific champ

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or in some other games i cannot come up with rn

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having some kind of number go up

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the more you play the champ

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ye

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whats your stats

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on gargoyle

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forget it then KekSkew

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i need sleep

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all im gonna do is compare my mastery points to your stats

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frög vs gargoyl

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no deadlock character birb is obssessed with

severe storm
oblique belfry
#

i technically am KekSkew

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gonna compare my tahm mastery to his gargoyle stats

green granite
oblique belfry
#

boo

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lazy ahh

green granite
#

At Majestic 12

severe storm
#

Man I love death match in valorant

green granite
#

Valorant mentioned

severe storm
#

Getting 5 guy spawning next to u while u in the middle

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Soo fun

green granite
#

Opinion invalidated

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Ah whatever

severe storm
#

Like riot need to 50 more player into deathmatch soo instead of getting 5 guy spawning in every corner ready to shit on u

green granite
#

I need to buy some rifle magazines

severe storm
#

U got 15 more player all aiming at you

#

Brilliant idea for such a smart company

green granite
#

@oblique belfry check out this rapping

thin bobcat
severe storm
#

😔

thin bobcat
oblique belfry
green granite
#

Its good rapping

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FUCK I FORGOT TO BUY CHEESE

oblique belfry
green granite
#

How am I going to make hawaiian grilled cheese tomorrow

oblique belfry
#

takeout

#

anyways

green granite
#

Moooooods

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Can you gift me cheese

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🥺

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Anything thats not Blue Cheese or Maggot Cheese

vital venture
#

Blue cheese is goated

green granite
vital venture
#

Nah

severe storm
#

My hand are soo shaky today

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I can’t play valorant

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😔

#

Any of you do aim training ?

vital venture
green granite
#

Cheddah

green granite
thin bobcat
#

i ain't reading all that

kindred leaf
#

i think it lacks the "easy to dance" the pinegrove had haha but i really like the vibe

wild vortex
kindred leaf
severe storm
#

i love this mashup

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give it a try it actually pretty good

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man i am soo used to 165 hz

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going back to 60 hz feel off

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it soo laggy to me now

kindred leaf
#

nah i don't like a g

slim magnet
#

chat what about alternating between black and blue nail polish

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or is that too extreme

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i'm not quitefond of the blue i bought the other day

little depot
wild vortex
little depot
#

or are you doing stripes

wild vortex
#

polka dots?

visual abyss
#

Ok jujutsu kaisen isn't that good so far

little depot
visual abyss
#

The main character really isn't my type

wild vortex
visual abyss
wild vortex
#

cat attack

slim magnet
visual abyss
#

What you mean I can't

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Racism

slim magnet
#

i can't pull off polka dots when i still sometimes fuck up basic application

little depot
severe storm
#

Problem solved

little depot
#

something something occams razor

wild vortex
little depot
#

be honest

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have u been larping again

little depot
#

im benadryl

wild vortex
#

@little depot 🌊

little depot
broken mountain
#

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little depot
#

?

broken mountain
#

it works for me

slim magnet
kindred leaf
pallid sapphire
#

It works

#

1984

kindred leaf
#

blue compliments with violet and green, contrasts with orange, red and yellow

#

is analog with red

severe storm
slim magnet
#

so it's hard to pick something that mixes well

#

that isn't full black

hexed kernel
#

it was just fine 100 years ago and then boom two world wars in a row and now we have to dress like ass

slim magnet
#

but like you look outside of your jail cell and it's only clothing that would never go well with your body type

#

or shit that looks like a disney princess

#

the only thing that's different and passes is using oversized everything

#

i have one functional cute outfit in the entirety of my wardrobe

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and it's just a 2009's emo fit

hexed kernel
broken mountain
#

@severe storm hi lyming

slim magnet
#

it's just a black and white striped kinda oversized shirt, black slim fit jeans, and black and white high kick converses

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literally generic 2009 emo fit

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add some "girlyness" to it by running a satchel on me at all times (if a backpack isn't needed)

snow tree
severe storm
#

Almost everyone look good with it especially woman add a baggy pants to it and you get yourself some modern fashion

zealous depot
kindred leaf
#

also japanese fashion is cool but again, you need to not be afatass

#

xD

upbeat verge
#

chat my dvds are dispatched

#

alooo

slim magnet
kindred leaf
#

i'm so hideous i stopped caring lol

#

just try to be clean

#

but most of the look of clothing is the fit

#

so you should go try differnet sizes or if possible , commision stuff

slim magnet
#

self image issues will stay until i feel comfortable in an egirl fit on the mirror

#

(crop top and dolphin shorts)

kindred leaf
#

yeah, you nee to find something that fits perfect, that will help

#

or increase muscles to improve aesthetics

#

but i don't know anything about aesthetical training, i focus on strenght and hipertrophy hehe

#

excercises are very focused because you don't want to involve secondary groups too much

upbeat verge
#

at 9:45 today i entered russian side of instagram

#

wtf

real aspen
#

Do not enter Georgian YouTube

hexed kernel
slim magnet
#

i'm a twink at heart

#

i love crossdressing

#

i don't want to look not even like spiderman

blazing jackal
slim magnet
#

that shit got me an actual existential crisis when i accidentally did hypertrophy at the gym once

real aspen
blazing jackal
upbeat verge
hexed kernel
upbeat verge
real aspen
#

But no imagine perms

#

Killing myself

hexed kernel
#

let's do it together :3

#

while holding hands

#

😳

blazing jackal
slim magnet
#

chat real talk

#

holding her hand was a cooler feeling than grabbing ass

real aspen
#

I worry for anyone who believes otherwise

slim magnet
#

a lot of people do

#

it's the chad to the virgin

#

no romance involved

blazing jackal
carmine laurel
#

both is good

slim magnet
#

yeah i mean of course both is good

#

still i wouldn't be on a relationship again

#

people that actually respect each other's time are so extremely fucking rare and i'm not going to be enslaved to fucking whatsapp

#

or dying through a 30 min phone call

#

every hour

#

yes it's past relationship trauma chat

severe storm
#

i just kno someone who broke up just because her boyfriend didnt talk to her much

slim magnet
#

i broke up with my last girlfriend because she was omega obsessive

blazing jackal
#

i wonder if he was more talkative during honeymoon stagekek1

slim magnet
#

like jesus fucking christ leave me be

severe storm
#

until i dig deeper and they both aint even from the same country different time zone and she basically get mad at him even though she decided to date someone from a diffeernt time zone ..

slim magnet
#

i want to exist outside of the relationship

#

and be with my friends

#

or my family

#

or whatever the fuck

severe storm
blazing jackal
#

nah, who wants to exist anyway

severe storm
#

beside if u aint ready to spawn msot of your time with a girl

slim magnet
#

my last "boyfriend" "broke up" with me because i wasn't glued to whatsapp

severe storm
#

dont be in a relationship since they all need attention relationship doesnt work with little attention

slim magnet
#

and couldn't revive convos that were on life support right as they started

#

because chemistry between us started and ended in both having similar trauma

severe storm
#

one question

#

conversation die the longer your relationship last

#

how do u even fix that ?

slim magnet
#

shit was like
"hi"
"hello ❤️❤️❤️❤️"
30 minutes wait
"[random heart emojis]"
"yeah me too"
4 hour wait
repeat

severe storm
#

like my previous one got to the point where we literally have nothing to say beside yapping about how our day is

blazing jackal
#

non verbal communication, you would end her fraise as soon as she starts anyway

#

also doing shit together

severe storm
#

some girl are just horrible at conversation

#

cant expect the guy to do all the talking if you dont know what to say

slim magnet
#

the guy then tried to get me out of that friend group because xyz shit

#

when we did talk it out

#

and we were on good terms

hexed kernel
slim magnet
#

but he suddenly exploded on me because i was worried for his health since something seemingly happened to him

severe storm
#

lol

severe storm
#

what you want me to say some guy are horrible at conversation even though am a dude lol

blazing jackal
#

tbqh if you past living together stage, like sharing a chores and not being turn off by partner inhouse form - dead convos are not the main issue, its just a symptom of something not right

oak magnet
#

life is mundane, you will eventually know someone thoroughly

severe storm
oak magnet
#

and then talk about how much you love Aldi

#

isnt that what relationships are?

wet lantern
#

Relationship Bad, Aura Farming Good

severe storm
#

never happen though i alway get this relationship where we just text and date 2 day a week

oak magnet
#

we go Aldi stoned

blazing jackal
oak magnet
severe storm
severe storm
#

oh wait

slim magnet
severe storm
#

that doesnt sound right

slim magnet
#

that's what i did for my first relationship

#

we were best friends for some time and it ramped up naturally

wet lantern
#

That shit breaks you down

oak magnet
#

we talked all summer and shit just kinda happened

slim magnet
#

like the only thing it did to me deep down is that i now don't like the idea of knowing a person before trying to jumpstart a relationship

severe storm
#

the worst feeling is when the text get bland and your conversation die

slim magnet
#

i.e. nothing outside of dating apps can work for me anymore

severe storm
#

it just feel like the relationship coming to an end

slim magnet
#

because getting into a relationship is putting friendship(s) at stake

#

just because of you thinking with your cock

#

or wanting to chase a ridiculous dream

severe storm
slim magnet
#

it's a losing gamble

#

nah

#

i don't want to be in a relationship

slim magnet
#

i used it as an example

#

of having no attachment to a person beforehand

#

for it to work for me

blazing jackal
wet lantern
#

Ohhh

blazing jackal
carmine laurel
severe storm
#

they say if you have to move your mouse when playing valorant you are playing it wrong