╟❓general-offtopic

[carmine laurel]

mechs are fursuits for people who want to be robots

[rocky turtle]

Hi shiyon 🥰

[carmine laurel]

[raven swan]

Hello chatters

I'd share pictures of the lecture I'm attending but no perms

[midnight gulch]

That stuff can be a lil sus ye

That alone ain't all tho

I give too much benefit of the doubt so I can't be relied upon to catch a good player who's cheating

Cuz the good player will show all the good habits and game sens

[fluid trout]

one of my most favorite shit to do with Kapkan, put super stupid traps on random places lmao

[midnight gulch]

'Maybe he's just really good or really lucky'

[rocky turtle]

[fluid trout]

fuck it, this one room nobody expects any conflict in has a trap now, good luck

[midnight gulch]

I don't like doing this

Cuz higher ranks just gonna drone it

Everyone's got the 'optimal' route in their hand

Head

[fluid trout]

I live for that one stupid moment where they lapse tho lmao

prolly hardest game to detect cheating on are racing games or something

prolly hard to check if the car has 1.25x acceleration

new favorite hobby is watching those high-end apartment selling videos in NY

its almost always "this thing is made of marble, so its good" and it's the stupidest thing you can look at

[left mantle]

@verbal lodge big money just fucking dropped https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1349805393563484201/1414545733280858202/Screenshot_2648.png?ex=68bff5df&is=68bea45f&hm=53f3d6289075dd3523a4abe0235a35c818961811f9b231b929db9c8e67635637&

I have to fucking share this dude

I made 13 div off of that

[raven swan]

You're paying the game wrong some would say

[raven swan]

[left mantle]

Bro i'd say I am doing it right

13 div is 1157 of the standard trade currency

90% of items below peak engame are 1-20 of that currency

Dude that's the biggest high I could've gotten after so many fucking attempts to get those ascendancy points

[broken mountain]

Still smarter than teammates in some games

[left mantle]

but that was fucking peak

[severe storm]

Riot is greedy fking shit

Can’t still fix their deathmatch spawn after 2 year dumb fuck

[slim magnet]

perspective is fucking me sideways yet again

[midnight gulch]

? Art?

[slim magnet]

yeh

wanted to put the hanazono room behind the girl

but didn't think about composition

so it's already fucked

because she's floating on a completely 2d plane

so i'll just simple_background white_background its ass

[fluid trout]

when the cashier says "this lane is only hand-carry" and I'm also carrying something that has a license

[cunning bronze]

Morning fellas

[fluid trout]

[broken mountain]

Hi there

I cant wait to continue poe2

[real aspen]

lick.gif

[fluid trout]

gif embeds don't work too?

[rocky turtle]

[fluid trout]

why even bother lmao

[cunning bronze]

Funny I suppose

I'm sure we'll get them working soon enough

[leaden pilot]

if you just

chug the entire wine bottle and devour a whole box of communion wafer

does that mean you ate the entirety of jesus christ

[carmine laurel]

no

you need to eat an appropriate mass

and you're missing the bones

[leaden pilot]

fuck you're right

[hexed kernel]

#general-theology

[little depot]

read this as ass

[leaden pilot]

sorry I was playing Abiotic Factor and I went to canaan

[fluid trout]

apparently if you buy holy water from the vatican, if you add a drop to it to a bucket of regular water, its now fully holy water

[leaden pilot]

i'll have to keep that in mind if i ever go to the vatican

[latent hazel]

Homeopathy aah

[cunning bronze]

You can also ask a father to bless the water

[leaden pilot]

if you used a water jet cutter filled entirely with holy water to cut metal and use that metal for something

[fluid trout]

yeah but what if you live in a remote area?

[leaden pilot]

does that mean it's a holy item

cause you know, it submerged in a metric ton of holy water, and it was cut using holy water

[carmine laurel]

no

[leaden pilot]

bugger.

[carmine laurel]

you specifically have to bless the item for its purpose

[leaden pilot]

man I thought I was onto something there

mass produced holy item

[fluid trout]

just like the container of holy water aint holy, if the weapon aint blessed for the purposes of banishing evil, no dice

[carmine laurel]

you can mass produce holy items

[leaden pilot]

ergh you're right

[fluid trout]

they bless rifles

[carmine laurel]

all it takes is a prayer an annointment

line them up and get a spray bottle

[leaden pilot]

Yea but I meant like, with minimal human intervention

[carmine laurel]

brother a single prayer and a spray bottle is as minimal as it gets

[fluid trout]

do you think I can get my AR to be blessed at the Vatican?

[carmine laurel]

people still need to make stuff

[leaden pilot]

using a spray bottle to bless the rifles somehow feels less holy than the water jet cutter method for some reason

[leaden pilot]

At the Vatican, unsure, but I know some people have asked their local pastor to bless their rifle

[fluid trout]

just pray while doing it dummy

[leaden pilot]

would inscribing my favourite passage work as well

[carmine laurel]

just remember the reason the jet cutter method doesnt work is because you were assuming that annointed material = holy item finished product

[leaden pilot]

2 Samuel 6:14

10/10 passage

[carmine laurel]

if there was an ordained clergyman blessing it while it was being made with the holy jetcutter water, yes it would work

[leaden pilot]

you have a point

[severe storm]

You guy are toxicmasculinity

Whatever that term mean

[leaden pilot]

is this because I like men

dont worry I like women too

[fluid trout]

if my rifle got blessed, are the bullets blessed too by association or do I need to get them blessed separately

[severe storm]

Oh hell no wtf

[leaden pilot]

iiiiii think if they're within the rifle during the anointment it should count

but better ask the father to bless an ammo can too just in case

[fluid trout]

how many mags does an evil creature need anyway

[severe storm]

I might buy an ar15 soon

I don’t know how my parent feel about it but I really want to fire a gun

[leaden pilot]

idk but I highly doubt it wont feel pain from being shot by a blessed 30-06

[severe storm]

I don’t know the process of getting it but whatver

[fluid trout]

for example, how many bullets to take out a vampire? only one if it's blessed?

[leaden pilot]

oh for vampires just get one of those like

sixty billion lumens light from alibaba

easy

batman killed dracula with it

you should easily be able to do it too

[fluid trout]

Imagine firing a blessed M2 Browning set up at a bellfry

[leaden pilot]

i'd post the funny blinding light gif but image perm is still not back

[cunning bronze]

Mmm, i dont think so, but you can probably hit a vampire to death with the rifle

[carmine laurel]

well no, it depends on the universe

[cunning bronze]

roll the dice

[carmine laurel]

if you're in van hellsing, the individual rounds need to be blessed. If you're in marvel style, the gun is fine. If you're in more traditional media/literature, bullets, even blessed, aren't enough, because the power of symbology is more important and a stake works best if you dont have a holy sword

[leaden pilot]

if you throw garlic at a vampire does it take damage

or will it be like throwing pearls at batman, it doesnt actually do physical damage but it does mental damage instead

like, just straight up pelting peeled garlic

[fluid trout]

does replacing the bullet part of a 5.56 with a similarly shaped but slightly pointier wooden stick count as a wooden stake

[leaden pilot]

I actually didnt know that last bit, very informative, thank you

[hexed kernel]

i think it would just splinter as soon as you fire it

[carmine laurel]

no, because again, literally the symbology is more important than the actual tool

[leaden pilot]

OH SPEAKING OF VAMPIRES

Do you think the fangs have like, small cylindrical hollowed out area to suck the blood out

cause if the fangs are only to cause perforation and they have to suck the blood out manually that's disgusting

[carmine laurel]

this one also depends on the univesre you pull the vamp from

[leaden pilot]

ah

I'll take whichever one that ISNT the latter

can you imagine being bit by a vampire, and all you hear is

S C H L RR R R R R R R R P

like ew get the fuck away from me

[fluid trout]

does a vampire need to fully suck the blood out or is the nourishment they get more in the symbolic sense?

[cunning bronze]

i suppose it can do damage, but its like that "annoying" damage more than anything, like an itch. however, it might do something if you concentrate a bunch of garlic on a jar and just open it right in their faces, it can distract them for a bit

then you follow up with a dagger soaked in holy water

[carmine laurel]

so in the original vampire myths

the vampires are cursed to need blood to be able to nourish themselves

[severe storm]

I would like to see a real life vampire take an m4a1 whole mag with ap round

[leaden pilot]

im keeping this in my pocket just in case

http://titanproduct.s3-ap-southeast-1.amazonaws.com/watermarkimg/8997014380032.jpg

fuck image perm

[carmine laurel]

as in "food will taste as of ash, and crumble and dry in your mouth, leaving you unable to enjoy the bounty of the world"

[cunning bronze]

but think: is the vampire dumb enough to let you close in like that? you could argue they are proud creatures and therefore see you as inferior, incapable of hurting a superior species, but maybe you are in an universe where vampires know that humans CAN and WILL hunt vampires down

[leaden pilot]

insert BLADE blood farm

[fluid trout]

so you physically stabbing a wooden stake for example better than a supposed stake fired from a gun?

[severe storm]

I don’t know why but when I talking about vampire bitting a neck it just feel off my heart started beating faster and my neck feel weird

[carmine laurel]

yes, because you're talking about supernatural creatures that don't follow the laws of the world

its a ritual to kill to kill

them you remove the components of the ritual, and it stops working

[leaden pilot]

to be fair they are like basically immortal

if you've lived for like 500 years and remain poor i'm pretty sure you'd kill yourself

[fluid trout]

ah its one of those symbolic thingies? like how they say vampires can't enter domiciles without permission?

[carmine laurel]

yes

[oak magnet]

i need fried chicken

[severe storm]

Fried chicken

🤤

Nashville hot chicken

[carmine laurel]

curse of trespassing is just one of many rules the og myths include

[cunning bronze]

i once wrote a small encounter of my adventures (which are short stories of OCs) and one of them had to hunt down two vampires, or creatures that were basically vampires. everything goes well except for the fact their blood is acidic and the temperature of it is hot as hell, so the OC had to wear special armor to not get burnt by the stray blood

[severe storm]

Oh my gosh

[leaden pilot]

oh shit does that mean them needing to count grains of rice is also an accurate thing

shit I can just chuck a handful of rice to distract em then

asian vampires are gonna have a terrible time LMAO

[carmine laurel]

this one is part of og myth, but one of those "grandma said" ones

[broken mountain]

Bus ran away right on my eyes

[severe storm]

Chinese vampire can’t even run bro

[broken mountain]

Gotta grab a coffee then

[leaden pilot]

honestly i'll believe grandma

[severe storm]

They fucking jump and soo slow

[leaden pilot]

damn are your eyes okay

[leaden pilot]

yea no Jiangshi's a different thing

[severe storm]

Also when you stop breathing they can’t track you at all since they are blind and relied on smell

[broken mountain]

I am half dead

So yes

[severe storm]

Jiangshi?

[leaden pilot]

so does this mean you can still go to work

[severe storm]

Wait I thought jiangshi are vampire

[leaden pilot]

they are yes

welll

both

vampires and zombies

[severe storm]

Yeah they are hopping vampire

[carmine laurel]

they're vampires the same way chinese dragons dont have 4 legs and wings to european dragons

different myths, same name

[leaden pilot]

same same but different

man I should play vampire masquerade again.

[carmine laurel]

translation error, not a classification error

[leaden pilot]

how's the sequel coming btw

[severe storm]

Don’t you think it kinda strange

[leaden pilot]

i hear its in development turbo hell last time

[severe storm]

That there are similarity of mythical creature across all culture even before they even know each other exist ?

[leaden pilot]

It is scheduled to release for PlayStation 5, Windows, and Xbox Series X/S in October 2025.

neato its next month

I HIGHLY Doubt it'll be as good as bloodlines but

yknow

c'est la vie

[fluid trout]

they don't have the same representation yeah? vampires are more connected to the act of sucking blood?

[broken mountain]

Latte chugged in 3 minutes, damn

3 euro for this shit

[carmine laurel]

no because there's nothing suspicious about different cultures coming up with completely different myths and then it getting twisted when translated into different languages that already had a myth that used those words

[severe storm]

Like there are similarity between mythology of European and Asia since they even discover each other

[broken mountain]

No pubs in area

So well

Good morning

[carmine laurel]

"oh its so sus that asians have dragons too"

"well no, they dont fucking call them dragons with the same mental imagery as you do in english"

[severe storm]

I red something related to Carl Jung

[timid hollow]

Good morning

[broken mountain]

Birb goes to sleep when I go to work

[timid hollow]

2pm

[broken mountain]

Hi gex

[carmine laurel]

BROTHER THE TWO PLACES ARE CONNECTED BY LAND

we fucking walked there

[severe storm]

He pointed out that these similarity is cause by some archetype shit but yeah no proof

[carmine laurel]

ofc we share root myths

[severe storm]

But doubt u can prove it though

[fluid trout]

no because there are some things a person inherently fears

[broken mountain]

[timid hollow]

Imo i would rather believe in mythological believes than conventional religion

[broken mountain]

[fluid trout]

fear of bad death, fear of the dark, fear of creatures of the night

[severe storm]

This one make sense

[fluid trout]

no fucking wonder they eventually coalesce into similar presentations

[timid hollow]

Does norse mythology have a god of death?

like hades

[carmine laurel]

yes

hel

[timid hollow]

Ah true

i often get confused between germanic/norse stuff because its basically the same but germanics used diff names

[broken mountain]

Oh I get it now

[fluid trout]

from what I'm reading right now jiangshi myth are born from the amount of unburied bodies in the field in China back then

the fear of the dead rising is a very common fear

[slim magnet]

you'd be hard pressed to find a polytheistic religion without a god of death

[broken mountain]

myths are born because human is bored

[carmine laurel]

I'll kill you

[severe storm]

It kinda of ridiculous though

[fluid trout]

it is born because a person tries to make sense of the world around em

[severe storm]

What is that mythical creature ? A snake like lady where she turn man into stone?

[timid hollow]

bs

[carmine laurel]

myths are born because a 650million years ago, parents needed to be able to explain shit to kids

[timid hollow]

the moon is a snake that tried to eat itself

[carmine laurel]

"why is there light up in the sky"
"oh shit what do I say"

[timid hollow]

we love jormungandr

[broken mountain]

My favourite was why people are black

[severe storm]

Yeah this is what Carl Jung said

[little depot]

🫃

[severe storm]

Wait what is that creature called ? A snakelike lady who turn people into stone

[rocky turtle]

so what about greek mythlogy then?

[fluid trout]

Medusa

[carmine laurel]

natural evolution from the orally passed down tales to fit the region and political ideologies

[rocky turtle]

[timid hollow]

was Charon in greek mythology?

getting the bois to hades

[carmine laurel]

yes

[severe storm]

Yeah I know this sound kinda bullshit from Jung but it interesting one example
Back then our ancestor probably come across big creature and the first thing they do is freeze and don’t move

[rocky turtle]

i remember a lot of shit happened because of zeus dick

according to greeks

[broken mountain]

phaethon took helios' chariot and flew too close to earth creating deserts and black people

[timid hollow]

He fucked everything that was not up on a tree by the count of three

[rocky turtle]

[severe storm]

He said it evolve into our psyche or sth that artist make this shit up that a monster turn a person into stone

[slim magnet]

[broken mountain]

@swift sable were you now

Was kratos in greek mythology though

[severe storm]

Greek has the best mythology though

[rocky turtle]

LIMBUS COMPANY

[severe storm]

Wait no china has the best mythology

[fluid trout]

very debatable

[severe storm]

Sun wukong is cool

[timid hollow]

isnt limbus company basically dantes inferno

[rocky turtle]

[carmine laurel]

yes Cratus was a real mythological figure

[pallid raft]

hello chat

[broken mountain]

If only Adam and Eve were chinese

[severe storm]

He’s me

[pallid raft]

i am on break at my j*b

[slim magnet]

there's just an insane amount of media portraying the greek mythology to the point it's impossible to not be biased towards it really

[timid hollow]

Im as well (bf4 server queue)

[severe storm]

Wait isn’t that religious

[timid hollow]

I love egyptian mythology and norse one

[broken mountain]

No its a joke

[carmine laurel]

hell half the roman mythology shown by the media is just the original greek myth without any of the roman adaptations

[broken mountain]

If Adam and Eve were chinese, they would eat the snake

[rocky turtle]

[timid hollow]

Anubis is a

[broken mountain]

instead of the apple

[timid hollow]

alive

[severe storm]

[timid hollow]

They basically have all the same gods, like god of war being mars, and ares for greeks

i think it was ares

[burnt oracle]

Arse

[fluid trout]

yall have a specific favorite myth>

[severe storm]

Racist joke is funny

[broken mountain]

Hercules being Heracles

[severe storm]

But careful bro I heard it bannable here

[carmine laurel]

yeah thats what I was saying

[timid hollow]

Jormungandr

The world eater serpent

[carmine laurel]

Saint George and the Dragon

[pallid raft]

god

im so edgy

[severe storm]

Chinese mythology have that too

[pallid raft]

get me my edge award

[severe storm]

Wukong is consider the god of war

[timid hollow]

true

[broken mountain]

Im edging to you right now

[pallid raft]

you dirty dog

[severe storm]

There basically no similarity between Kratos and wukong beside they both fought the gods

[broken mountain]

No, you will be dirty in a sec

[pallid raft]

i am dirty

my back hurts too

[severe storm]

Really

Bend for me

🤤

[severe storm]

I mean this guy

[pallid raft]

yeah wukong is just a book character

[broken mountain]

I know you dont have a dick but that doesnt mean you are a girl

[rocky turtle]

guan yu IS the god of war in china

[broken mountain]

You have thai genes in your cambodian nationality

[rocky turtle]

mf dont know shit

[severe storm]

Bro burn me through out

[severe storm]

No bro wrong person

I have pure Chinese gene

[rocky turtle]

SUN WUKONG IS FKN MONKEY KING

[broken mountain]

horny femboy from cambodia that wants to become a us marine

[rocky turtle]

NOT GOD OF WAR

DUMBASS

[severe storm]

Am from the us bro 😂

[carmine laurel]

The Great Sage, Heavens Equal

[broken mountain]

Now I know where the cat from your pfp went

[severe storm]

I can’t beeethe

[rocky turtle]

counter point: banana

[severe storm]

Breathe

This guy is too funny 😂

[pallid raft]

talos worship is banned here nord

[broken mountain]

I want to shit myself when reading your messages too, Lyming

[rocky turtle]

[timid hollow]

Lyming

[severe storm]

Ain’t no way the group is dying

Also good morning people

[broken mountain]

You should become a standup comedian

[severe storm]

Lyming

[carmine laurel]

you are not a clown

you are the whole circus

[broken mountain]

Call your scene "Tomato shooting range"

[rocky turtle]

where?

[fluid trout]

I really like the Asian dragon look, maybe that's just my 13 year old brain who just played pokemon emerald talking

[rocky turtle]

i only see dead imperials here

[severe storm]

Asian dragon look more like a snake than a reptile

[broken mountain]

nah he is only impaled on the top of the roof

[pallid raft]

dragon deez nuts

[severe storm]

Eu dragon look like a lizard

🦎

[pallid raft]

goteem

im going to work, buhbye

[severe storm]

Bye 👋

[carmine laurel]

you watched american dragon on cartoon network 100%

[severe storm]

I just remember I am unemployed

[rocky turtle]

[fluid trout]

what the fuck is that lmao

[carmine laurel]

peak

[timid hollow]

i did and the asian dragon season annoyed me

i liked the buffed jake long way more

[carmine laurel]

[rocky turtle]

[carmine laurel]

real tbh

[severe storm]

You guy like dragon

[timid hollow]

AND THE ENDING STILL BREAKS MY HEART

CUT HIM SOME SLACK

LET HIM BE WITH ROSE

[severe storm]

Go play one piece on Roblox and get the dragon fruit

And bully kid on the server

[rocky turtle]

not got a infinite wealth tho

[broken mountain]

You are the only safe person on that platform, no pedophile would want you in their trunk

[rocky turtle]

fuck ping delay

[timid hollow]

the candy aint worth it

[severe storm]

This guy is roasting the fuck out of me 😂

I might call mod

Moddd they bullying me

[broken mountain]

Sure, I could use some assistance

[rocky turtle]

[timid hollow]

We have the license to bully

[fluid trout]

tbh you can't depend on me to remember jack shit from mythology lmao, like half of what I remember I'm pretty sure is just pop culture shloc

[broken mountain]

You mentioned Poland once in the server and I got notified of a malaria case in my town

Like come on

[severe storm]

I might name myself Chovy target practice for bullying like dodge

[broken mountain]

Your death would cause global harmony

[rocky turtle]

what a coincidence

[raven swan]

Dumplings

[broken mountain]

Dude's breath would recreate nova6 in real life

[fluid trout]

what a damn coincidence, I'm eating soup dumplings rn

[rocky turtle]

[raven swan]

Buying dumplings with the last of my money while listening to xiangling's paradise

Life is good

[severe storm]

Youguy like dumpling

Am Chinese and dumpling taste like shit 😂

[oak magnet]

what is happening

[fluid trout]

thoughts on dessert dumplings? had a chocolate xiao long bao and it's pretty nice

[severe storm]

A new world order has been created

[fluid trout]

yeah thats cause you took the dump part too seriously and started eating shit

[raven swan]

We're considering offing chovy

Bro doesn't like dumplings

[rocky turtle]

dumpling are good

[severe storm]

Nah bro they overrated

[oak magnet]

ready the gallows

[fluid trout]

next SpaceX project is launching chovy to the sun

[oak magnet]

wait isnt chovy uhhh

[fluid trout]

if the rocket explodes, still a net gain

[oak magnet]

the cambodian

[rocky turtle]

valorant player opinion

[oak magnet]

lyming

[raven swan]

Nah i can't believe it

[severe storm]

Nope

Wrong person

[rocky turtle]

WRONG REPLY

blyat

[severe storm]

Ain’t no way you guy don’t play valorant

[fluid trout]

then again I'm afraid of what damaging the mortal shell of toxicity would do to the continental US

[severe storm]

😭

[rocky turtle]

shit game from shit company

[oak magnet]

but i swear chovy was thirsting over russian women

like

[broken mountain]

Men*

[pliant meteor]

[rocky turtle]

[obsidian sun]

when isn't he

[raven swan]

[fluid trout]

strap chovy into the femur breaker

[severe storm]

Wait but Russian are beautiful though

[fluid trout]

goddamn it

[broken mountain]

dude would suck them fuckers dry like its the last day on earth

[oak magnet]

yeah but no one fucking thirsts over them around here, only lyming did

[rocky turtle]

eyyy wtf

[severe storm]

Brother dislike new member

[oak magnet]

get the meat grinder ready we making sausages

[severe storm]

This Lyming stuff has to be a troll

[fluid trout]

yeah the most folks talk about Russian women here are "they're nice" and everyone moves on lmao, only this dude thirsts to this level

[severe storm]

You guy are trolling me

[pliant meteor]

Almost a 100hrs in Tears of the Kingdom

[broken mountain]

kkkkkkk

[oak magnet]

now you tryna, conspiracy

[pliant meteor]

I do

[oak magnet]

conspiracy me

[fluid trout]

aint like theres a surplus of Russian women here in this server, he's just doing this for the love of the game

[oak magnet]

almond milk

[pliant meteor]

You mean gaslight

[raven swan]

CARPENTER BRUT IN YHE AUTOPLAY AGAIN GRAHHJ

[oak magnet]

dj khalid and rick ross legendary meetup

[raven swan]

I want to kill someone

[broken mountain]

😂 😂 😂 Haha this Lyming thing is so funny and troll but I am not lyming and stop calling me that because I am not lyming haha 😂 😂 😂

[oak magnet]

the discussion of almond milk

[severe storm]

I bet if there are

[oak magnet]

[broken mountain]

I dont even know who lyming is hahaha stop saying im lyming 😂 😂 😂

[oak magnet]

kill me

[timid hollow]

Amen

[severe storm]

You guy would’ve spam their dm by now

[raven swan]

Have you considered

[severe storm]

[oak magnet]

i would post a doakes gif, IF I COULD

[broken mountain]

Im a us marine 🫡 🤪

[rocky turtle]

why did i type lyming in search bar and it showed me zelenskygaming instead

[severe storm]

There has to be some russian girl since a lot of Russian play gamma

[oak magnet]

when you know that one person is an alt

doakes gif

[broken mountain]

I dont even know where cambodia is on the map

[cunning bronze]

@marsh cargo atheism seems to be a good choice for living legend no?

[oak magnet]

react accordingly

[timid hollow]

Heyheyhey

calm down jackson

[oak magnet]

i do but thats because i study International Relations

[broken mountain]

lymingez, protect the bait

[obsidian sun]

he's so bad at pretending you'd think he was doing it on purpose

[raven swan]

Nerrrrrd

[severe storm]

I saw it on ig

[raven swan]

Nerrrrrd

[oak magnet]

and also because of cambodian history and the insanity of the late 70s

[oak magnet]

YES

[broken mountain]

no I was mocking him

[oak magnet]

i am

[severe storm]

Country got into some conflict with Thailand or something

[oak magnet]

oh valid

[timid hollow]

WHAT HAPPENED IN PIGS BAY MASON

[oak magnet]

BAY OF PIGS

[broken mountain]

The lyming mason, who is he

[oak magnet]

oink oink american scum

[broken mountain]

I keep hearing the fucking nickname

[raven swan]

Nothing, why

[oak magnet]

yanks gtfo

total yank carnage, no yanks will be left

[fluid trout]

why the fuck is Lyming typing

[timid hollow]

GET DOWN FROM OUR RICE FIELD GI

[broken mountain]

Lyming...knows...chovi...

[oak magnet]

YEAH WHAT

[rocky turtle]

[severe storm]

Aren’t they like in an involvement in the Vietnam war or something

[timid hollow]

Sound trusted you

[broken mountain]

I thought offtopic could too

[timid hollow]

I thought i could too

[obsidian sun]

masong listen to me
lyming chovy sound
all must die

[broken mountain]

So why in bloody hell

[oak magnet]

offtopic conspiracies

[broken mountain]

DOES LYMING KNOW YOU

[severe storm]

Also they hold one of the most death by dictator pol pot if I remember correctly

[oak magnet]

amazing shit

[fluid trout]

are you 15 by some chance?

[timid hollow]

WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN CHOVY

[broken mountain]

Lyming killing the chat
"MY NAME, IS, CHOVYANDTHEWOLF!!!!!!"

[obsidian sun]

1 2 buckle my shoe

[severe storm]

Am 18

[fluid trout]

yeah sure

[pliant meteor]

Bullshit your 48

[oak magnet]

WHAT HAPPENED IN PHNOM PEHN

TELL US

[obsidian sun]

im 32

[severe storm]

There no way I look that old 😂

[oak magnet]

im twenty one

you can tell by my pfp

[fluid trout]

I think even interacting with you runs the risk of me being put in a list, pick which one

[broken mountain]

YOU ARE CHOVI, LYMING

[oak magnet]

which is totally me

[obsidian sun]

that's justin timberlake

[timid hollow]

LYMING ISNT REAL CHOVI

HE WAS GONE AFTER VORKUTA

[oak magnet]

no thats just my face with ai giving me a buzzcut

[obsidian sun]

not true

[oak magnet]

it literally is

[obsidian sun]

no

[severe storm]

What the hell is going on my brain hurting now

[fluid trout]

trebuchet or rocket for chovy?

[severe storm]

[timid hollow]

would be way funnier with gifs

[broken mountain]

50000 baits used to reside here, now its a chovy chat

[oak magnet]

justin timberlake has small, pathetic yank forehead

i have large baltic forehead of impressive mass

[timid hollow]

I lost 30k baits in the blink of an eye

and offtopic fucking watched

[fluid trout]

holy shit just realized the hairline

[oak magnet]

NO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-they-mean-random-numbers-gif-10654449

[pliant meteor]

Lack of free will

[broken mountain]

Lyming...Spicy...Breezy...All must die.

[timid hollow]

Thank you Sir

[severe storm]

“My wife boyfriend met Bulgarian in gulag”

What does that mean

[rocky turtle]

[oak magnet]

bukharin

you wouldnt get it

[obsidian sun]

ghosts of offtopic past

[fluid trout]

is it windy? goddamn the hairline flew far back

[oak magnet]

i know

i am not ashamed of my forehead

[rocky turtle]

damn bratushka thats crazy

[broken mountain]

Oh just wait til the perms are back

[oak magnet]

for it is a common trait amongst lithuanians

[broken mountain]

This convo will be brought up

[obsidian sun]

[oak magnet]

my wifes boyfriend met bukharin in a gulag

[broken mountain]

Dont spoil it

[oak magnet]

its true

[broken mountain]

You already know

[obsidian sun]

indeed

[oak magnet]

(i dont have a wife, only a fiance)

[fluid trout]

wait till the perms are back, there'll be spreading

[oak magnet]

spreading of what

[fluid trout]

pick what you want

[rocky turtle]

yeah i know my grandpa was in gulag too also a bukharin

[oak magnet]

the offtopic conspiracy

[obsidian sun]

the rectum

[oak magnet]

he also saw bukharin?

what did he say

[broken mountain]

COD The Big Red One

[oak magnet]

my great grandparents were deported to siberia, yakutsk

[rocky turtle]

nah he was A bukharin

[oak magnet]

OH the bukharan people

or wait

is his 2nd name bukharin

[frail leaf]

📚 Bukharin / bu'xɑRɪn

-# aka. nikolai ivanovich bukharin

1. Bolshevik leader in russia who advocated gradual collectivism of the farms; was executed in a purge by stalin (1888-1938)

[obsidian sun]

888

[severe storm]

Are you Russian ?

[rocky turtle]

yes but not that one FAMOUS bukharin

[obsidian sun]

yes

[oak magnet]

ah thats valid

[rocky turtle]

just the same second name

[fluid trout]

fucking close your DMs right now, Chovy's boutta go in

[oak magnet]

i thought for a second u mispelled bukharan

[rocky turtle]

im myself have a famous second name

[oak magnet]

cunt

[oak magnet]

i dont

[obsidian sun]

im a russian girl
40$ to dm

[oak magnet]

my 2nd name is just a less common lithuanian one

[rocky turtle]

мало берешь

[obsidian sun]

da

[oak magnet]

чё

[fluid trout]

dawg really is unapologetic about his thirst huh

[rocky turtle]

pizda

[obsidian sun]

blin

[timid hollow]

[severe storm]

Your name clearly resemble more of an American person

[oak magnet]

что за хуйня блядь

[severe storm]

[obsidian sun]

ok i lied im an american blonde 30$ to dm

[oak magnet]

fucking yank

go eat a bullet

[fluid trout]

Dm me dawg I know a russian girl, I'll just relay your messages

[severe storm]

I am not into blonde

[fluid trout]

10 bucks tho

[severe storm]

[broken mountain]

@severe storm uwu my name is Mikhalina and I have a pink pussy, gift me No Mans Sky on steam

[severe storm]

1$

[broken mountain]

🙏

[oak magnet]

fucking american diet is 2% bullets to the mouth

[severe storm]

Take it or leave it

[rocky turtle]

не матюгаться

[pliant meteor]

Sellout

[fluid trout]

you take many things to the mouth

[broken mountain]

етот долбоеб човы охуел

[oak magnet]

точно

[broken mountain]

Ебала го собака

[rocky turtle]

[obsidian sun]

истинный...

[broken mountain]

етот хуй лыминг

[oak magnet]

:(

[burnt oracle]

Done

[obsidian sun]

patrick

[broken mountain]

ty now facetime

[severe storm]

I bet this shit would work on discord mod

[rocky turtle]

этот*

[oak magnet]

мы знаем

[oak magnet]

yetot

[severe storm]

I might give it a try maybe I can get rainbow six

[oak magnet]

[rocky turtle]

huetot

[fluid trout]

shit I bet if he didn't use this account he'll get you

[oak magnet]

ahuena

[broken mountain]

@latent needle gift me no mans sky my name is марцелина ивановна and I have d sized boobs

fucking brainwash

[oak magnet]

you are a woman now

take your fucking pills

[broken mountain]

always were

[oak magnet]

🫡

[broken mountain]

[oak magnet]

HAHAH

[pliant meteor]

[severe storm]

Bro identify as Russian

[oak magnet]

i identify as a swarm of bees

[broken mountain]

blya idi na huj dolbayob

[fluid trout]

you identify as not Lyming

which we know to be false

[broken mountain]

he is bi-lyming

[burnt oracle]

Bye

[oak magnet]

real

[severe storm]

Is it because am Asian or something

[broken mountain]

HAHAHAHAHAH

YOU SAID YOU WERE FROM THE US

[obsidian sun]

hello guys how to install gamma modpack im new

[broken mountain]

dm

[severe storm]

30$

[broken mountain]

Ill send you my veiny cock

[oak magnet]

send me €24 and ill show you

i need a new usernamr

im thinking fucker2020 is a good username

[obsidian sun]

@broken mountain nice cock
ty for the 50$ donation

[oak magnet]

is that all you gonna say

he sent you 50

you can buy cocaine with that

[obsidian sun]

i can buy games on steam

[oak magnet]

but cocaine is real

[raven swan]

Inflation 🚬 🗿

[oak magnet]

video games arent

[obsidian sun]

steam games last longer

[oak magnet]

🚬

[obsidian sun]

longer than i do

[fluid trout]

I'm out, I feel a headache coming on

[oak magnet]

thats valid concern

half a gram isnt much

[severe storm]

Same

[broken mountain]

feel it for 50 rubel and a half eaten loaf of bread from january 1994

[severe storm]

I laugh too hard

[oak magnet]

“bread”

[obsidian sun]

sidor scam

[broken mountain]

noo

[oak magnet]

sidor???

[fluid trout]

no sdlager!!!!!!

[oak magnet]

who the fuck is that

[broken mountain]

I am a hard working individual

[oak magnet]

hardly working

[obsidian sun]

https://udimg.com/v1/preview/mug/front.jpg?bg=FFF200&fg=000000&fill=FFFFFF&logo-variant=dark&word=cock blaster 9000&size=lg
penis image don't open

[oak magnet]

fucking unemployed polish

[uneven sapphire]

[severe storm]

Is that an ip grabber

😂

[broken mountain]

what does "transaction completed" mean, I clicked on it

[oak magnet]

can LIDL hire me please

[uneven sapphire]

It’s ur nan

[oak magnet]

i need money for drugs

[obsidian sun]

it means good fortune in russian

[worldly forge]

Anyone here know the name of this song stalkers play at bonfires? https://youtu.be/8R2RMNr_uTQ?si=OxExf9pyHNrISU9F

[oak magnet]

get out of here stalger

[obsidian sun]

ok that might actually be one

[severe storm]

Valid request

[worldly forge]

is music tho brother

[fluid trout]

send his ass to Guam

[severe storm]

Someone buy this man some drug he will sock your cock

[obsidian sun]

jessie i need money for steam games

[oak magnet]

go to #╟🔰☢newbies-chat

[timid hollow]

Hey hey hey

[oak magnet]

is steam games the name of a new drug

[timid hollow]

[oak magnet]

we have a russian here

[timid hollow]

German

[oak magnet]

steam games, taken orally or anally or whatever

[timid hollow]

i just have a weakness for eastern european women

[obsidian sun]

hatchet under the sand or something

[oak magnet]

i thought youyou was albanian

[obsidian sun]

eyelly

[worldly forge]

the whippings hurts so good

[oak magnet]

so do i but thats because im marrying one

for money

[obsidian sun]

i am many things

[severe storm]

We need more newbie on off chat

[timid hollow]

Im whatever you wanna be ahh

[oak magnet]

and also because shes a good whorahhh

[timid hollow]

Youyou turning into Joi

[oak magnet]

im frank reynolds

i love whoars

[oak magnet]

nationfluid

[obsidian sun]

ok now close your eyes
open your wallet
give me 50$
you can cum now

[broken mountain]

cum to me

[oak magnet]

i have half a 5 euro and 1/2 Kuwaiti money

in my wallet

what can i buy

[obsidian sun]

idi cumonyav

[oak magnet]

whoar

[broken mountain]

give localization

[thin bobcat]

who the fuck

ah youyou

[oak magnet]

why do arabs have money that comes in denotations of 1/2

like

[obsidian sun]

russian girl trust

[oak magnet]

i have a banknote for half a kuwaiti money

[obsidian sun]

wym

[oak magnet]

ITS 1/2

[obsidian sun]

ours is bad enough we don't need that lmao

[severe storm]

This server is thirsting now

[oak magnet]

whats your mother name

[severe storm]

[broken mountain]

he said he has bigger tits than the dick, its safe

[thin bobcat]

sup lyming

[obsidian sun]

baboshka or some shi

[severe storm]

Wrong person man

[oak magnet]

im inclined to believe you

[severe storm]

[thin bobcat]

damn, time to lose some weight then

[oak magnet]

my pfp looks like the average person to buy a russian of

[thin bobcat]

if you a dude with c cups, you should start working out

[broken mountain]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 man u are so funny but stop calling me lyming im from us i love my country pakistan 😥😥🤬🤬

[oak magnet]

i cant afford any of it i just steal

[thin bobcat]

[oak magnet]

anyone know any BMWs nearby

[obsidian sun]

you look like if i asked ai to generate default white guy

[broken mountain]

the one im breaking into right now

[oak magnet]

ai did make my face ukrainian

[oak magnet]

you must be lithuanian

[severe storm]

😂

[broken mountain]

polish

close

[oak magnet]

i know ur polish

[fluid trout]

you look like the profile used by one of those twitter accounts

[broken mountain]

i know ur lithuanian

[oak magnet]

lithuanians are known for stealing BMWs and Audis

[broken mountain]

and I know @severe storm is @lyming

[severe storm]

He look like brad Pitt

Or similar

[oak magnet]

i asked ai to give me a buzzcut and stubble, it made my face slightly ukrainian

but still looks like me

[severe storm]

Maybe am just blind

[broken mountain]

you look like L. Ming

Google him

[oak magnet]

brad pitt isnt real

get woke

[rocky turtle]

more like russian зэк

[oak magnet]

no such thing as a “brad pitt”

[broken mountain]

сексовник

[severe storm]

I google and saw a beautiful Asian girl

I think Lyming is a girl name

[oak magnet]

ахуен

[broken mountain]

damn you are a beautiful asian girl

whatever he is, he is lyming

[oak magnet]

im from ukraine donate 20 to onlyfans so i can leave and become male star

[fluid trout]

come the fuck on, first you pretend to not be lyming, now you're pretending to be an asian girl

[severe storm]

I mean true

[severe storm]

I am not Lyming 😂

[obsidian sun]

he has a better chance doing that

[broken mountain]

lets start saying that he isnt lyming, he will pretend to be lyming all of a sudden

[oak magnet]

actually i can get a fake ukrainian driving license

i have a source

[fluid trout]

I bet you do

[severe storm]

Careful

[oak magnet]

they contacted me on insta because i was browsing ukrainian autobazars

[thin bobcat]

writing "drivers license" on a piece of paper with a red crayon doesn't make it a legal document

[oak magnet]

and im keeping them on retainer

[oak magnet]

nah dont worry if its €30 it has to be legit

[fluid trout]

bro thinks he has a law firm or somethign fuck outta here

retainer lmao

[broken mountain]

Nah that aint true, he ate the crayon first

[oak magnet]

i need another form of id

i have 2

i need more

[thin bobcat]

had to refrain from biting a chunk out of it while forging

[obsidian sun]

i have 1
i forget it half the time

[oak magnet]

so my wallet is even more stupid, with all the unusable currencies and the random moscow transit pass

[obsidian sun]

somehow i never got in trouble cause of that

[broken mountain]

red ones taste like strawberry kompot

[latent hazel]

[oak magnet]

i have lithuanian id card and uk driving license

[severe storm]

Strawberry cum

[latent hazel]

I saw that...

[fluid trout]

store em all in your car so the police has a nice surprise when you get inevitably caught in a "routine traffic stop"

[severe storm]

💀

[oak magnet]

but a ukrainian one would be funny to have

[real aspen]

killing myself

[broken mountain]

Cum mentioned and suddenly xalrider is here

Look at that

[thin bobcat]

lyming, get your mind out of the gutter

[severe storm]

Stream it

[latent hazel]

Man this mf

[real aspen]

a vintage saw i cleaned and sharpened is out of set

[obsidian sun]

i remember being stopped by the cops at a border at like 3am
my friend was driving his dad's car that had random sticks in the trunk and i had no id

[latent hazel]

[broken mountain]

Its like a bait and the chat is my fishing rod

[real aspen]

and i dont have a setting tool

[obsidian sun]

still wonder how i wasn't busted

[oak magnet]

will give my ukrainian one, and snatch it and give the uk one

[broken mountain]

Because I busted into you

[real aspen]

and it's teeth are too uneven to use metal blade tech

[latent hazel]

Bet you like fish sticks

[obsidian sun]

for 50$ you can do it too

[broken mountain]

You'd like them if you tasted it with your mouth and not your ass hole

[latent hazel]

???

[severe storm]

[latent hazel]

This is why I dont check this chat often

[thin bobcat]

you the kinda guy to walk up to a girl at the bar and say "i bet it tastes like a handful of pennies"

[latent hazel]

Everyone is overly homosexual

[obsidian sun]

implying down there is any better

[rocky turtle]

[latent hazel]

me
walk up to a girl

Good one

[obsidian sun]

banger line i would fall for that

[thin bobcat]

so, the homosexual allegations are true

[oak magnet]

what the fuck is going on in offtopic

[broken mountain]

ye ye bro, go take your viagra already

[fluid trout]

type to go walk over to a girl and tell em "I bet its pink" headass

[oak magnet]

its all a conspiracy

[severe storm]

I don’t know

But I like it 😂

[oak magnet]

we need to kill lyming

[latent hazel]

Hey man, theres a difference between "cant pull" and "gei"

[broken mountain]

men walk up to him and offer him a penny(s) instead

[fluid trout]

started from Lyming lusting over Russian women

[thin bobcat]

"I bet it tastes like hubba bubba"

[rocky turtle]

[oak magnet]

ok

another word i cant use

[fluid trout]

I fucking hope you get persona non grata from any location with Russians in it

[severe storm]

[latent hazel]

Fucking W keep em coming

[broken mountain]

Xalrider is the type of guy to say cum is sweet instead of salty

[obsidian sun]

this one always work

[oak magnet]

this sounds like a proverb

“you are the man men give pennies to”

[latent hazel]

What's he on about?

[thin bobcat]

what

[latent hazel]

Why do my haters always imagine me in homosexual situations

[obsidian sun]

how do you know

[latent hazel]

I just cant prove it...

[fluid trout]

he believes you have a deep understanding of the flavor

[severe storm]

Wait how does he know cum is salty

[oak magnet]

[severe storm]

[obsidian sun]

im a woman 50$ and i will tell you how it tastes

[oak magnet]

what, pennies?

[latent hazel]

The girls at my uni are so pretty

[oak magnet]

they taste like fucking shit dont eat pennies

[fluid trout]

2 bucks and a half eaten hotdog bun

[latent hazel]

Mods, stone her to death

[fluid trout]

please dont

[oak magnet]

what nation

[obsidian sun]

my incel diaries ahh line

[latent hazel]

???

[oak magnet]

90% of incels are homosexual

[latent hazel]

Sorry cant complement women

My bad

[oak magnet]

the other 10% die from death

[latent hazel]

Not my fault you don't hear that

[fluid trout]

"yeah dude only men are really good"

[broken mountain]

we ran out of ammunation, gotta perform an enema on you

[oak magnet]

roman empire larp

[latent hazel]

Russia

[severe storm]

Bro pull that shit out of his ass

[severe storm]

I agree

[fluid trout]

lmao we all know this

[obsidian sun]

lyming get his ass

[severe storm]

[latent hazel]

"Ammunation"

[oak magnet]

uk people and bad teeth

is true

[obsidian sun]

yea the store from gta

[oak magnet]

because i have to see them

:(

[fluid trout]

dudes who think that only men have the capacity for what they need lmao

[broken mountain]

how are we gonna stone somebody if you loaded a whole quarry in the pit

[latent hazel]

Wasn't talking to you

[latent hazel]

What are you on about

[vital venture]

[obsidian sun]

exile lyming to sralnya
he will bust just from opening the channel

[rocky turtle]

[severe storm]

[latent hazel]

Its like that meme "did you know only about 50% of furries are gei?"

[oak magnet]

lyming typing here twice was suspicioys

[severe storm]

Right

[latent hazel]

Fym only

[oak magnet]

i fear a conspiracy is mounting

[rocky turtle]

privet

[thin bobcat]

His cranium open or?

[severe storm]

Well time for class folk

[oak magnet]

i thought lyming was banned

[severe storm]

Enjoy your day

[fluid trout]

you cant even threaten him with a gulag visit, he gets so fucking hard

[vital venture]

Just woke up and this place seems to be somewhat chaotic, peak

[latent hazel]

Replace one letter in your name and you are permad

[oak magnet]

lyming was typing here twice

and no idea how

if he banned

[broken mountain]

satan is jealous of such a wide hole

[latent hazel]

Who the fuck is lyming

[broken mountain]

@severe storm

[oak magnet]

elite ball knowledge required

[rocky turtle]

nah

[obsidian sun]

ghost of offtopic past

[thin bobcat]

Now you're pretending like you don't know your boyfriend

[fluid trout]

the thought of being in a confined space with Russians gets him going lmao

[latent hazel]

I reject the accusation

[oak magnet]

rejection is acceptance

[latent hazel]

I don't use this channel often so I do not know who that is

[oak magnet]

lie

[latent hazel]

Thats literally the opposite

[broken mountain]

they had a one night stand with no lights, he didnt see who fucked him

[severe storm]

Yo stop mentioning me as Lyming

[oak magnet]

[severe storm]

Who the fuck is that guy

[latent hazel]

Is that you on the profile picture?

[oak magnet]

YEAH WHO IS HE

[latent hazel]

You look like that guy who's entire youtube channel is smoking cigarettes

[oak magnet]

after ai gave me buzzcut, stubble and made me ukrainian

[oak magnet]

this would be so valid tbh

[thin bobcat]

wdym

[broken mountain]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that lyming guy must be so funny, too bad I am not him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop saying im lyming im not 👴❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥😞😞😞😍😍

[rocky turtle]

[obsidian sun]

@severe storm

[oak magnet]

i would be ranking cigarettes

[rocky turtle]

[fluid trout]

its that Khmer dude pretending to be another nationality

[oak magnet]

if anyone can send me local brands would be appreciated

[latent hazel]

Its like that movie scene
"Am I retarded?"

[oak magnet]

i want chinese, polish, belarusian cigarettes

LYMING??????

[thin bobcat]

Try the California special first, it's just raw fentanyl

[oak magnet]

[fluid trout]

try black tar heroin

[broken mountain]

@severe storm your chinese genes ate the cat on your pfp or something?

[vital venture]

Rate Marlboro first

[oak magnet]

nah i want the LA special, a rolled cigarette with crack in it

[oak magnet]

already have done golds and reds

[vital venture]

And?

[latent hazel]

Raw fent? Too expensive, they cut it with crack

[oak magnet]

golds are my fav, good taste and decent nicotine rush, not overpowering