#╟❓general-offtopic

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pallid sapphire
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everytime i see my no lifer friend playing these hes just min maxing one skill and kills everything with it

green granite
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Or cars 2025 are equipped with the light that harnessed the power of the sun?

broken mountain
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I prefer playing it solo or just temporarily coop with a pal

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since I aint gonna grind for hours to have level 100 on day 3

green granite
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Every single car now is just an instant flashbang

left mantle
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I'm mentally preparing myself for straight bullshit that i'm walking into

real aspen
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they are

pallid sapphire
broken mountain
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No

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it started a new league

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and I got it as a gift

green granite
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Like I thought those are high beam and everyome was driving high beam

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But nooooo brother

pallid sapphire
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I will wait for the f2p phase till i try it

green granite
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Those are god damn low beam

broken mountain
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I believe with the f2p phase there will be a new league

left mantle
pallid sapphire
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Sometimes i either think your trolling or from the stone age

green granite
wet lantern
pallid sapphire
green granite
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I cant see 10 feet in front of me and I have to drive 10 miles an hour now because I cant see the street or the separation lines

real aspen
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it's a weird feedback loop

left mantle
broken mountain
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Anyways

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Time to dive into the Ogham Farmlands

real aspen
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headlights/streetlights get brighter, eyes get used to that brightness, now you cant see the ground cause lights not bright enough, so lights get brighter

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and so on

pallid sapphire
real aspen
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until each car and streetlight is equipped with miniature sun

green granite
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Each car IS a a god damn sun

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My anti glare glasses dont do shit anymore and I am annoyed

oblique belfry
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1 beef burger / 1 chicken burger / 1 medium fries / 1 Ayran / 1L pepsi zero for just 260 letsgooo

frail leafBOT
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💱 260 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr: is equal to 6.31 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

oblique belfry
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we eatin good

wet lantern
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The fuck is an Ayran

supple lotus
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yoghurt based drink iirc

wet lantern
pallid sapphire
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Its pretty good

supple lotus
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good for hot weather and hot food

nocturne aurora
oblique belfry
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its delish

nocturne aurora
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but it needs to be cold

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best with iskender kebap

pallid sapphire
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Yeah if Ayran is not cold it kinda taste like old Joghurt

oblique belfry
green granite
real aspen
green granite
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It tastes sour and thats it

oblique belfry
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salt is the major flavor

nocturne aurora
oblique belfry
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if salt is low or too high

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it ruins it

green granite
pallid sapphire
oblique belfry
wet lantern
oblique belfry
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Ayran is not sour

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its props too much salt

pallid sapphire
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lol no

oblique belfry
wet lantern
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What's the difference

carmine laurel
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sound is right on this btw

oblique belfry
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I POSTED WIKI

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OF IT

nocturne aurora
carmine laurel
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I do not feel mad that I've lost my hc ssf's so far

pallid sapphire
carmine laurel
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I enjoy the leveling enough for it to offset my anger at losing them

oblique belfry
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its super easy to make too

broken mountain
oblique belfry
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just pour some spoons of yogurt and add water to a cup

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add salt

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mix until liquid

carmine laurel
oblique belfry
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voila

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ayran

broken mountain
oblique belfry
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blood moon

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close your doors y'all

carmine laurel
pallid sapphire
oblique belfry
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i witnessed it PepeHappy

pallid sapphire
broken mountain
wet lantern
broken mountain
carmine laurel
oblique belfry
carmine laurel
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and it saved me from making the same mistake

nocturne aurora
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remeber when the gösleme is fresh from the oven made by anne anne stuff hits different

broken mountain
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The ogham fields are nice

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Hunting grounds have to be the prettiest location I've seen so far

oblique belfry
carmine laurel
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i wish there were more weapons

oblique belfry
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i want one

carmine laurel
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but I suppose smacking people with a club will do

broken mountain
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I cant fucking type properly

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the game is in 50fps and discord is in 0.7

green granite
nocturne aurora
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only thing that i quite didnt understand in kontext of Turkey is the following: Efes Beer good or shit and Yeni Raki is good or shit too

broken mountain
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my PC almost crashed

oblique belfry
broken mountain
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audio crackling like its giving out a binary code message via metal bar slamming

real aspen
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clean your pc or something

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might give it a tiny boost

broken mountain
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I cant change thermal paste because acer is ass

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I do clean the vents and everything

real aspen
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did they solder the cooler on

wet lantern
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I change my laptop's paste like every 4 months cause it dries fast af

real aspen
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it just dust

broken mountain
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If you take the stuff off to reach the cpu, there is a chance that it may fry it hours after, no idea why

real aspen
broken mountain
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the friend that does it for me had it happen for like 3 customers

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with acer nitro 5s

real aspen
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oh

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laptop

broken mountain
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yep

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its almost dead though, thank fucking God

real aspen
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laptops are a bit different yeah

broken mountain
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I was playing skyrim and accidentaly punched the empty place below the keyboard, it made by headphones only do audio on the right ear with like 4% volume

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I punched it again and it fixed it

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like come on, this shit has a pharaoh curse on it or something

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minecraft shaders made it bluescreen

nocturne aurora
broken mountain
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I have witnessed bigger cinema than 3 months of reading this channel's messages

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though thats not a high bar

real aspen
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at that point might as well take it apart

broken mountain
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Ill keep it after I'm gonna swap to a desktop, since its mobile

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that or I will try to delete system32 for science

timid hollow
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dont, did that

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more than once

broken mountain
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and open 4 chrome tabs

timid hollow
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killed some asshole pcs that way clueless

broken mountain
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damn

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how are you doing gex

timid hollow
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good and you?

broken mountain
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pretty well

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work is back tomorrow, but I have finished something that gave me stress since the beginning of the year, and thats something

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so I am no longer afraid of the near future :)

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also came back to editing after a while off

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I've got so many new ideas

timid hollow
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sounds noice

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mw edit

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now

broken mountain
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I wont spoil it for you

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but :)

frozen void
oblique belfry
pallid sapphire
broken mountain
pallid sapphire
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i do not know anything

broken mountain
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🤝

pallid sapphire
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i was busy all day

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made pictures for the wedding

broken mountain
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nice

oblique belfry
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wtf i got scammed

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where is my 1L pepsi

wild vortex
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too bad, you get 16.9 fl oz

oblique belfry
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thank god i ordered Ayran otherwise i would've had no beverages

pallid sapphire
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when you checked pinned messages and most is polish made offtopic peak memes

pallid sapphire
broken mountain
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damn man I love me some soda once a month, especially a 1L pepsi at 9:29pm :)

oblique belfry
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2 star cuz i dont drink pepsi ohno ohno

pallid sapphire
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i would have given 0,5

broken mountain
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Like I said

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there are like 6 memes I never released because A: never the right moment, B: because no perms

pallid sapphire
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@timid hollow go crawl up to Falco as u do usualy and get us perms back

timid hollow
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Ach leck eier

broken mountain
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one w/ shiyon, I had a great occassion to post it a few days ago but couldnt

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:/

pallid sapphire
broken mountain
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go

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ramirez, suck his cock for a dollar and image perms

latent hazel
oblique belfry
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Ayran was supposed to be "extra"

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the menu said "1L of pepsi zero"

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but i got none

latent hazel
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God bless you man

broken mountain
oblique belfry
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no i got the Ayran

latent hazel
oblique belfry
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but didn't get the pepsi

latent hazel
pallid sapphire
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Doge your to innocent

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And Cockrider is an idiot

broken mountain
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doge is pure

supple lotus
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why not say smth on delivery right away

latent hazel
supple lotus
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you can see it missing, immediately

broken mountain
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cockrider ruining the mood of many

real aspen
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doge you fucking idiot

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why are you so good

oblique belfry
real aspen
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(i dont know what's going on but i wont pass on chance to shit on doge)

latent hazel
real aspen
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(jk you're cool)

latent hazel
oblique belfry
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i couldn't see

supple lotus
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i rip that open, always

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check

broken mountain
supple lotus
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then he gets the tip - not before

broken mountain
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kkkkkkkkkkkkk

latent hazel
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He's leaving breadcrumbs in messages

supple lotus
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retard

latent hazel
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:(

real aspen
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personally i've developed a skill for checking stuff in bags and boxes even if i cant open them

latent hazel
real aspen
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what the fuck is mcdonalds clueless

latent hazel
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They rarely get it wrong here and are super nice about it

real aspen
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dont think we have that here

broken mountain
real aspen
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nah we probably do, just havent seen any out

latent hazel
real aspen
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cause i know someone mistakenly called me about Mc shawarma

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...does macdonalds make shawarma?

proven tundra
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They have different menus everywhere

real aspen
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damn

proven tundra
broken mountain
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poland - finland football match

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2-0

real aspen
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who the fuck cares

broken mountain
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(I dont watch football but I cant miss out on an opportunity to be patriotic)

real aspen
broken mountain
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I rarely see any other country that goes as apeshit when its mentioned as polen

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Its plain retarded sometimes

oak magnet
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any local chains

marsh cargo
oak magnet
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anyone else watching eurobasket

real aspen
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idk i dont eat fast food

oak magnet
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fair enough

rocky turtle
broken mountain
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and we dont

proven tundra
marsh cargo
proven tundra
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It's better than t10 imo

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tier for tier

oak magnet
proven tundra
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mmm baconator

oblique belfry
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finished fööd

proven tundra
oblique belfry
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chicken burger was delish
beef burger was meh

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still mad about no 1L Pepsi tho

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1 star

marsh cargo
proven tundra
oblique belfry
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on delivery

marsh cargo
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i have to make a new crew for it since i move the t10 crew i had to the is7

proven tundra
broken mountain
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damn

proven tundra
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its not, it's animated

marsh cargo
broken mountain
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oh lmao

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it didnt load on phone

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mb mb

proven tundra
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here you go tho

nocturne aurora
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where wholesome rat?

proven tundra
real aspen
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is incoherent speech structure a sign of panic?

nocturne aurora
real aspen
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like sentences are formed properly, but they are jumbled up

proven tundra
real aspen
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like

proven tundra
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they can be ye

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but actual panic attacks feel more like a heart attack

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just not as painful

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or deadly

real aspen
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nah not really panic attack

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just panic and confusion

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...does that count as panic attack?

proven tundra
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panic attack you'll start having chest pains and dizziness
impending sense of doom

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sweating alot

real aspen
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hmmm yeah not the situation im making

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just panic and sheer confusion upon seeing something you cant believe

proven tundra
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just normal panic then

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I thought you meant like you were having one right now lol

real aspen
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i dont remember last time i've panicked

broken mountain
real aspen
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advantages of sociopathy i guess

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cant panic

supple lotus
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panic means primal instincts taking over

real aspen
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for better or worse

proven tundra
broken mountain
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both

proven tundra
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"good" lol

proven tundra
real aspen
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anyway, im thinking;
normally it'd be [sentence a] > [sentence b} > [sentence c]
but panic is [sentence a] > [sentence c cut off midway] > [sentence b]

proven tundra
broken mountain
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damn

real aspen
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maybe even skipping some words

marsh cargo
supple lotus
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you wont talk much when panicing

proven tundra
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peter turbo is a primarch but he still counts as a spece marine imo

supple lotus
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its flight or fight

cunning bronze
real aspen
cunning bronze
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Although that isn't one but yeah kek

marsh cargo
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when panicked a person will default to learned procedures
this is why emergency training for aircraft crews is important

marsh cargo
real aspen
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i see

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so panic's not what i thought it is

marsh cargo
broken mountain
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poe2 guys

oak magnet
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panic attacks

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SUCK

broken mountain
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shiit I cant send a pic

proven tundra
oak magnet
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i wish my enemies panic attacks

real aspen
# oak magnet SUCK

stop you're adding another thing to the list of things i wish i could experience

proven tundra
oak magnet
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last time i had one it was after a night out, my ingenious brain decided after the alcohol and other substances to smoke weed

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panic attack

proven tundra
real aspen
oak magnet
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felt like i was gonna die

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and was literally planning an obituary or some shit

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never happened my heart just didnt like me and neither did the brain

broken mountain
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+10 strength, increased armor, 2.2 regeneration per second, +15 stun threshold, 63 armor and 51 evasion rating OR 96 armor, +6 to intel, +8 cold res, 7 to 7 phys thorn damage

both are main armors, the first one is gold and second is blue

real aspen
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i have a bad habit of wanting to experience everything, assuming it doesnt kill or permanently damage me (or do those things if i could respawn)

broken mountain
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since one has a lot of perks and second has 96 armor

oak magnet
real aspen
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kinda weak so not very high on list

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more physical experiences

oak magnet
real aspen
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meh

oak magnet
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oh

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like breaking bones

real aspen
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done that

oak magnet
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ah

proven tundra
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borgir are almost done cooking
we're eating good tonight chat

oak magnet
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im more or less on the mental side of trying shit

real aspen
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gotten stabbed a few times too

oak magnet
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ill never do mdma again

real aspen
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got my foot crushed when i was a kid

oak magnet
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unless someone does it with me (fuck the person who brought it to me and THEN DIDNT DO IT)

real aspen
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healed nicely

oak magnet
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foot stabbed

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had my left arm slashed a bit in a incident

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healed

real aspen
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got rebar through the foot

oak magnet
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oh damn

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fell on it?

real aspen
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stepped

oak magnet
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i still need to do lsd

real aspen
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and once more through the lower leg

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fell towards it

oak magnet
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its planned for soon

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need to see what hendrix saw

real aspen
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and a screwdriver lengthwise through palm

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entered from pinky side, came out the thumb side

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somehow didnt do much damage at all

proven tundra
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you're on the train ride whether you want to be or not

supple lotus
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yep

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18 hours upwards, no exitting the train

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if you cant stand losing control, good luck

oak magnet
proven tundra
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I shall prayge for you to have a good trip

oak magnet
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weed never gave me a bad trip, despite warnings from my homies

real aspen
oak magnet
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who is a psych student

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ironic

supple lotus
pallid sapphire
proven tundra
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we watched pink floyd the wall, spider man, disney's fantasia
it was great

proven tundra
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that guy should be in jail

oak magnet
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would be fun to be on a high that isnt less than an hour or two long

oak magnet
supple lotus
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you can learn certain things over time

pallid sapphire
supple lotus
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but even basics take time

oak magnet
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1st time was fine
2nd was hell

pallid sapphire
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He also had appartments full of weed

oak magnet
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no idea what brought me to it

supple lotus
oak magnet
oblique belfry
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we are back on honor 5 in league absolutecinema

oak magnet
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i was both times

proven tundra
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I have had no interest beyond weed, lsd, alcohol, shrooms
that was enough drugs for me

oblique belfry
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called people slurs and went back to honor 5

oak magnet
pallid sapphire
oak magnet
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coke isnt fun because adhd means its basically, shit

proven tundra
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recreational interest in drugs that is
professionally I am interested in every drug

oak magnet
pallid sapphire
oak magnet
pallid sapphire
oak magnet
proven tundra
oak magnet
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columbias gift to the world

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aside from coffee

oak magnet
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uncut right?

proven tundra
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yes

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we mix the powder into a gel or ointment depending on procedure

oak magnet
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shits always cut in the uk, ive heard tales of people in the city i was in where a bunch of people found uncut coke

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many died because well

hexed stag
oak magnet
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people forget that pure shit is STRONG

real aspen
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speaking of, did i ever mention im kind of a control freak, i cant stand not knowing and/or controlling what's going on around me

oak magnet
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thats fair enough

oak magnet
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apart from downers like ket or wtv

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coke is hyperalert, weed is a mixed bag

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mdma? ok that one is wierd

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because its like the only time ive hallucinated shit so far

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was fun

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also mdma is like, partially meth

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dry mouth

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alcohol is crazy for how accessible it is

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like actually

supple lotus
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good, stay that way.

real aspen
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calm and woozy? i just put on a song and go into trance

oak magnet
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i do agree though

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stay away from drugs

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its expensive and you may be very unlucky

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crack is a different story

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its so good its dangerous

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very dangerous

green granite
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You know who else is dangerous???

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MAH MOMMMMM

real aspen
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me

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guh

green granite
real aspen
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i will appear in your closet tonight

hexed stag
green granite
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Screw you sab, you can go have a great and productive day

real aspen
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brother, im about to shower and go to sleep

oak magnet
oak magnet
real aspen
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are you wishing me a restless night?

oblique belfry
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friends are watching football
wonders how its going
0-6 turkey vs spain
oh

oak magnet
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i can see how someone can give their life to crack

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powder is just, mild in comparison

real aspen
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give your life to strength

oblique belfry
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i dont care about football but they are losing their minds ohno ohno

oak magnet
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bored out of my MIND

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waiting for things to continue in life

real aspen
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strength

oak magnet
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like university and friends

real aspen
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exercise

oak magnet
real aspen
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dont need gym

oak magnet
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i want to run again, my mind doesnt let me

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i forget

real aspen
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grab a sledgehammer and swing it around like a greatsword

oak magnet
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every time

real aspen
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punch air

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chop trees

oak magnet
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might run tommorow why not

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go for a jog

real aspen
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drop pennies and do squats to pick them up

oak magnet
real aspen
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yes

oak magnet
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why

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what if i have euros

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thats actually valid

real aspen
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because before dropping them, your throw them up and try to catch them all midair. if you fail, you do squats. rinse and repeat

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trains your dexterity and legs at once

oak magnet
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yep

real aspen
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rahhh

oak magnet
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even small amounts of alcohol mean day after might be shit

real aspen
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how do i post a video

oak magnet
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so its either ALL or nothing

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if im gonna feel shit next day, might aswell be obliterated

green granite
oblique belfry
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i dont understand fanatics

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its what they do

timid hollow
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none of you guys played football as a kid?

broken mountain
proven tundra
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I played football

real aspen
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speaking of fanatics

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im swaying like a fanatic

timid hollow
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the one where germans are good

real aspen
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like from [redacted]

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cause music pog

proven tundra
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Both my kids did too

supple lotus
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

real aspen
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omom

broken mountain
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Oh yea, we played dodgeball with a medical ball

slim magnet
timid hollow
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everything where you could throw a ball at another kid was peak

slim magnet
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and soon after everyone became horny teenagers

timid hollow
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and we had a lot of those games

slim magnet
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so spending time with friends was like last priority

oblique belfry
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we had badminton on middle school ohno

broken mountain
slim magnet
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and nowadays most of my friend group (the same dudes from school) don't go out of their house unless there's alcohol on the line or they have a gun to the back of their head

real aspen
supple lotus
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depends on the strain

real aspen
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not quite that extreme but towards the end of my time in that school i had some issues in PE

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couldnt control my strength

timid hollow
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i had one week of baseball camp

real aspen
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would constantly harm myself and others

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and teachers didnt care

timid hollow
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and the only thing they hammered into our heads was dropping the bat, not throwing it

real aspen
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until i broke my damn forearm

broken mountain
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during basketball, one of my friends hit another friend straight up the ass with his knee, dude could barely sit for a few weeks

real aspen
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by going full sprint and slamming into a wall when i tripped on shitty wood-tile floor

timid hollow
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we had fights over discussions like did you get hit by dodgeball or not

broken mountain
timid hollow
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by that time our sport teacher was smaller than all of us, he just let it happen

proven tundra
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Floor hockey

timid hollow
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FLOOR HOCKEY

proven tundra
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As opposed to ice hockey

timid hollow
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the one time a dude dislocated his shoulder and i still dont know how

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i miss school

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no worries and just doing the most random bullshit

broken mountain
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literal fucking zoo sometimes

timid hollow
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fr

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last two grades the teacher stopped caring about everything as well

slim magnet
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we would just play pes, fifa, wwe, and some fighting games all day in the last 2 grades

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sometimes even in the classroom's projector

broken mountain
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vocational schools had the wildest shit happening

slim magnet
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everyone brought their own joystick and i brought a laptop with the games

broken mountain
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I've heard a lot about what happened with my middle school pals in there lmao

oak magnet
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can it be as bad as rugby players in the UK

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they are actually absurd

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in what they do

slim magnet
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rugby is a bloodsport

timid hollow
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blood bowl isnt a fantasy game, its just average rugby match in the uk

oak magnet
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but the players

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they are, something else

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their initation rituals are absurd and disgusting

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shit like forcing people to be naked and do shit

slim magnet
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it happens everywhere

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in some places they're jusr awkwardly open about it

oak magnet
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mainly the mens rugby

slim magnet
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they have to maintain the turbo macho thing going on

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not even a moshpit is as extreme

oak magnet
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love me a moshpit

slim magnet
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and you can leave the pit with broken bones

oak magnet
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in concerts atleasts its safe-ish

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also i cant believe im getting crypto again but now its for something other than my past

torpid glacier
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I randomly remembered this, but when I was in middle school there a teacher who got fired/arrested because two students walked in on him jerking off in his classroom.

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That’s true goonerism. Can’t even wait till you get home, if the kids see it, so be it.

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Lmao, in highschool we had a history teacher who was in his first year of teaching, and I was in one of his first classes. He had a Witcher medallion hung up in the back of his room, and when I asked him I stayed after class and talked about it for like 20 minutes.

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He was so happy to have someone who liked the same games

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He also brought in battlefield 1 to “showcase realistic World War I combat”

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Man just wanted to show off his skill

green granite
torpid glacier
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Seeing him play BF1 on the projector in front of a bunch of highschool kids as a 22 year old teacher was the highlight of my school years

cunning bronze
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Still some years away, but it's insane how people are making new campaigns and whole levels for BG3

oblique belfry
verbal lodge
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Greetings offtopic

oak magnet
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but worse

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just bought edibles fuck YEAHHHHH

verbal lodge
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I found out earlier that they use roblox development courses to teach kids lua

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Would you want your kid to work for roblox? Considering their reputation
The irony

oak magnet
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just so they know a language

verbal lodge
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i guess, it still gets kids to learn programming and those skills are broadly useful outside of roblox still, so its not like youre only teaching them that

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still funny doe

proven tundra
verbal lodge
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ratsujiro

proven tundra
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Krast
pog_rat

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supper: eaten
dishes: washed
shower: taken

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time for the factory to be satisfied

marsh cargo
left mantle
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alright we try again for the last ascenadncy points

marsh cargo
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the factory must grow

proven tundra
hexed kernel
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hiii chatt :3

orchid lotus
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hii :3

hexed kernel
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every day i wake up just to see that we still don't have image perms

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i can't take it any longer

marsh cargo
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tren returned ?

left mantle
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Also I love hitting a max roll decimating strike on a boss

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seeing 30% of the bar vanish on first hit is POGGIES1

hexed kernel
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factorio winter update

timid hollow
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time to battle my field 4

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i rune my scape enough

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(lost 100k in pvp and now im poor)

oak magnet
proven tundra
oak magnet
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edibles soon

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i can finally find peace in this house

verbal lodge
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speaking of poe,

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goat is still here

green granite
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GUY FROM STAR WARS?

slim magnet
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the guy that wrote those edgy poems back in the day

oak magnet
oak magnet
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i may have reignited my artistic self

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but like

left mantle
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Almost as good as my goat Mark Twink

oak magnet
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in a very unexpected medium

oak magnet
rocky turtle
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The legendary detective? POGGIES1

wild vortex
verbal lodge
proven tundra
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1800mw of coal power ready to go

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can't send pictures

uneven sapphire
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Whaca playing ratdad?

slim magnet
proven tundra
#

Satisfactory

uneven sapphire
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the rattory

proven tundra
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paving over nature the way god intended

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with beautiful parking lots of machinery

uneven sapphire
timid hollow
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the indomitable human spirit

wild vortex
proven tundra
wild vortex
green granite
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EDGAR ALLAN POE

green granite
broken mountain
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Geonor was such a good bossfight

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holy shit

carmine laurel
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right?

oak magnet
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fucker

zealous depot
left mantle
proven tundra
zealous depot
broken mountain
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I want to kill her

left mantle
broken mountain
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Aight

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Shit is so good so far

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Geonor was an awesome bossfight

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though he was very easy

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that or I was too leveled from clearing every single level to the brim

zealous depot
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Tits McGee was fun to fight clueless

left mantle
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nah geonor is relatively easy even at equal level now

supple lotus
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optimised speed for campaign is 2 behind map level

zealous depot
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You know

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THAT lady KekSkew

left mantle
broken mountain
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Merc is such a cool class

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the fire build is coming along pretty nicely

supple lotus
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Clap too Clap much Clap clutter Clap

broken mountain
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I can sit in a corner and burn everything that comes next to me

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I love when 92 enemies round around me

zealous depot
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Thanks skom kekl

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Unless that was another lurking mod

supple lotus
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nah was me

zealous depot
left mantle
supple lotus
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dude

broken mountain
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@elfin hatch young man

zealous depot
supple lotus
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!topic

solid sundialBOT
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@supple lotus

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified reddit mod)

slim magnet
left mantle
zealous depot
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Tf

left mantle
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Single funniest shit to me in the entire game

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I don't know why I found it so funny compared to every other one-liner

broken mountain
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if he comes back again

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it will be a saint day

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180db notification from my phone, just to see an automatic mail from spotify about policy changes

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:)

rocky turtle
slim magnet
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just yesterday i had like 1.7m but then invested into stash management

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and now i'm broke enough to not be able to pay for my wounds

rocky turtle
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scav gameplay exist CluelessBlind

marsh cargo
oblique belfry
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just witnessed the trevor n michael scene ohno

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"did you kill him"

left mantle
oblique belfry
marsh cargo
oblique belfry
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BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

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GRANT ME THE POWER OF IMAGE PERMS

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AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

supple lotus
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no

oblique belfry
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fack

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you can hear his italian accent coming up

marsh cargo
oblique belfry
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OOhhhh nooo 🇮🇹 🤌

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i cannot believe you cannot pet chop

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the biggest con this game has

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NO FUCKING WAY WHAT THE FUCK

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HEALTH IS ON GTA 5

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I JUST RANDOMLY FOUND THEM ON RADIO

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@green granite

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HEALTH MENTIONED

left mantle
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TAKING HEAVY FIRE

marsh cargo
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everyone in the aurelia sector would have lived if the space marines would have lost at kronus

oblique belfry
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"The score was nominated for Best Score in a Game and "Tears" was nominated for Best Song in a Game at the 2012 Spike Video Game Awards."

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Turns out

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health won a video game ost award

marsh cargo
left mantle
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DIE SCUM

oblique belfry
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"In 2018, HEALTH also composed the official soundtrack for the Arena War update for Grand Theft Auto Online."

marsh cargo
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yeah if they had taken the L

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cairus would have never turned into a demon

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retribution would have happened

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the chapter master of the blood ravens

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oooh right with k

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what ever his name is

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hes state to have been promoted to chapter master for his victory over Dow1

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but yes everying went to shit because the speeesh marines didnt listen to the space elves

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lossing at dow1 would have also meant tychus would have died a loyalist

kindred leaf
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basil takes long to grow ?

upbeat verge
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date went well

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gg

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she allowed me to hold her hand chat

oblique belfry
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story 52% done poggies

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what the fuck is altruist cult

chrome ginkgo
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I love Kenshi

upbeat verge
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@oblique belfry date went good

chrome ginkgo
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No other game lets you increase your squads toughness rapidly by going to a group of 40 bandits with iron sticks

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and just

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take your leg off

oblique belfry
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2/3

upbeat verge
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we didn't fumble

chrome ginkgo
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and put it back on

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and get back up surrounded by them

oblique belfry
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1 more successful date and then y'all can move to step 2

chrome ginkgo
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and you gain like 10 levels instantly

oblique belfry
chrome ginkgo
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and you can just repeat this to level 90 toughness in less than 3 minutes

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Ishida my founding member with 94 strength, 93 toughness, 64 dodge, 57 melee defence, and 46 melee attack

upbeat verge
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i asked to give her a kiss on the cheek she said yes

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cant wait to wake up and be blocked

chrome ginkgo
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Bolt with 18 strengh, 79 toughness, and 1's in everything else except melee defence which is 11

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and Ertie has 15 strength, 80 toughness, and 9 attack, 25 defence

oblique belfry
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random couple too drunk
asks me for help driving them back home
okaycathappy
they keep flirt talking on the way back
romantics clueless
needs to reverse
turns around
sex
Aware

upbeat verge
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sex

glacial vessel
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nope

hexed kernel
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thank you

oblique belfry
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S E X

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N O W .

broken mountain
oblique belfry
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doesnt even show anything

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even on high graphics

broken mountain
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oh yea you are playing gta v

oblique belfry
broken mountain
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get uhh

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what is it called

oblique belfry
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oh look a railgun

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wonder whats the co-

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250k

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🛌

broken mountain
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Natural vision

broken mountain
oblique belfry
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trevor only has 107k Wahh

broken mountain
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how far into the story are you

oblique belfry
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I KEEP FORGETTING PRESSING ESC CANCELS PHONE CALLS

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GODDAMMIT

oblique belfry
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we need sutff

broken mountain
oblique belfry
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trevor is a hipster confirmed

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Hipsters love saying they hate hipsters

hexed kernel
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that's literally what i do

oblique belfry
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Common hipster denial

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He's gentrifying. Soon the skinny jeans will show up.

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then the skinny lattes and then the bankers and he'll be somewhere else

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starting the cycle all over again

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maybe he's not a classic garden variety hipster. but he's what the hipsters aspire to be

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Trevor is the proto-hipster

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Hipster.

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I've made my point. Im not a sadist

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love it

blazing maple
#

SHAW 🔥

oblique belfry
#

did u start playing it

wild vortex
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i didnt no

oblique belfry
#

fake fan

hexed kernel
oblique belfry
#

Adino

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GUARANA

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🗣️

hexed kernel
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still waiting for her to say any of it in skong

oblique belfry
#

GIT GUD

hexed kernel
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act 2 and still nothing

wild vortex
#

it

oblique belfry
#

what

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really ?

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did you fucking speedrun main quest

severe storm
#

Work today is dogshit

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🫠

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Am tired

oblique belfry
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birb

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what was your daily hour

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in steam

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🗿

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oh poopass

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nvm then

blazing maple
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yeah but you missed out on soooo many secrets

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probablyu missed the shaw secret room where you shmove and break it down

oblique belfry
#

how many daily hours in there then

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like how much did you play per day

blazing maple
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I saw it

oblique belfry
blazing maple
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nice try bird

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I saw you manipulating the timer

oblique belfry
blazing maple
#

bro is obsessed

oblique belfry
#

vine thud

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the court accepted new evidence via PM

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birb you have been found guilty

blazing maple
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I would of chosen that anyway

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I fuck heavy with hard modes

oblique belfry
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g a m e c a m e o u t 3 d a y s a g o

timid hollow
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Im destroying my arm while playing bf4

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the pain in the wrist up to the elbow gets worse

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but im carrying

blazing maple
#

me choosing obliteration anal prolapse ballcrush transitionnationer 3000 mode for the satisfaction of victory

oblique belfry
#

even when i came back from vacation to instantly play deltarune

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i limited myself to like 2-3 hours ohno

blazing maple
#

also ate icecream last night and feeling the negative effects rn

oblique belfry
#

played terraria for 20 hours

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Wotg my beloved

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the fights are still stuck on my head

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MUH PARRY MECHANICS IN 2D PIXEL GAME

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discord status says otherwise

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not now

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but when you are playing

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"Honestly, I like the idea that Terraria's pixel artstyle only applies to things native to it's world. Outsiders, like the Avatar, don't have to actually adhere to the rule."

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gigamind that actually makes a lot of sense

blazing maple
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y'know I wanna play serious sam 4 today

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I'm gonna install it real quick

oblique belfry
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super hyped for a thing and overprepared person vs chill "give it time" type person that keeps forgetting to do the thing

#

relatable

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same with my irl duo

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why do you think it took us 1 year to finish bl2

blazing maple
#

i feel that

oblique belfry
#

i was waiting his lazy ass

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for a whole year

#

time to drop ss4

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hey sam he didnt finish kcd2

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do not play ss4 with him

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he needs to finish his veggies

blazing maple
#

Wise old chinese sage looking man stroking his beard Must you? The rushed fruit grows poorly...

oblique belfry
#

not my problem she is all grown up

blazing maple
#

I can't use images so I'm roleplaying what you must imagine

oblique belfry
#

you still have yet to do so

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now eat your kcd2 child

#

:c

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the fuck ? why omegakekw

#

ah yes

#

the 5min of "fuck now im bored"

#

the standard modded skyrim experience

#

searches for mods for hours
500 mods
takes a long time to download
opens game
plays for 2-3 hours
closes game
never touches it again

blazing maple
oblique belfry
blazing maple
#

"Yeah I'm transitioning to blue"
"What"
"Blue"

oblique belfry
#

why do i keep writing different shit

#

brain

#

stop auto writing

#

i....

oblique belfry
blazing maple
#

her entire thing is that she's blue

oblique belfry
blazing maple
#

she's been blue for forever

oblique belfry
#

pilk weed

blazing maple
#

it's honestly impressive

oblique belfry
#

idk

#

probably not

wet lantern
#

Alright but where's purple

severe storm
oblique belfry
#

in terraria

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-# also terraria fucking breaks after 10 mods

severe storm
#

You don’t ?

wet lantern
severe storm
#

I finished ranger and summoner than just like barely play it anymore

oblique belfry
#

did all vanilla ones

severe storm
#

Terraria kinda suck though since it has no open world I can’t play all the big mod together

oblique belfry
#

open world he says

severe storm
oblique belfry
blazing maple
#

he doesn't know

oblique belfry
#

like a 9-5 job

blazing maple
#

ok serious sam 4 installed

#

bird

#

r u redy?!!?!

#

gimme a SHAW🔥

oblique belfry
#

LATER

blazing maple
#

SHAW🔥

oblique belfry
#

THE ENEMY ASCENDED BEYOND YOUR CONTROL

blazing maple
#

no

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i takes me 3 seconds to install shit

#

no need to pre-emptively do it

oblique belfry
#

make an ost for a terraria mod
out of 38 songs make 1 lyrical song
is the most listened one