#╟❓general-offtopic
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Obedient Democratic something troopers
A spin off game of halo 3 about the orbital drop shock troopers
you play as one of them, instead as a spartan
Incredible
I'll start playing combat evolved, since i dont wanna miss out on da story
just play halo 1, 2 ,3 odst and reach
is anything beyond that sub-par
Do you guy think people look good in long hair or short hair
I think long hair alway look better than short hair by that I mean normal long hair not a damn pony tail
go bald
True
You guy know the model dude
ok Lyming
chico lachowski
go bald, so we can see the dimensions of your cranium
I wonder if he is adopted because there no way his parent is actually his
His parent doesn’t even look like him if it truly his paren than Chico is one of the luckiest and rarest dude
Shiyon is actually bald
Beside everyone who is bald
every one knows the new trend in sigma grinding or whatever the fuck is phrenology
Is joe Rogan to me
The lookmaxing era is over
oh the sigma sphere is just straight out reverting to nazi science again?
if your jaw angle aint this precise angle you're subhuman filth
Wait sigma is outdated bro look maxing is also outdated now it aura farming
Gotta agree
mogging
still remember the good ol days of tricking dumbasses in to doing jelqing
Can’t wait to go back to tiktok
And watch another video that tell you it over if your not 6 foot
dang
i think we should kill this guy
someone should put me out of my misery
they're too brainrotted and lower the iq of any room theyre in
Mods, kill this guy with icepicks

Wait it not just me right ?
Why is my tiktok filled with those brainrot even if I don’t watch them often 😂
dudes will unironically call you a 3/10 and then you look at their page and they're jawless lmao
You guy see the same shit on tiktok
Cus brainrot gets views
you keep fucking interacting with that shit of course itll pop up lmao
I have everything from cartel videos to police shootings to brainrot
you only get shit related to what you actively watch
Somehow I ain’t shock about a cartel video
literally all I have is cosplay girls and meme videos
I interacted with them so its fair
I get 2 hr long video essays and SFMs
ip grabber
😈 blow it up
Go into music shop
Have a nice used squire
Almost as much money as brand new one
Bruh
Of course it does, there's a 99% probability that you're using Google's keyboard on your phone. They literally can read what you type
Turn keywords from your typing into metrics and feed your algo based on them
T9 is so fun
so that's why it thinks I'm a brainlet, I'm out here searching for "how fix broke washing machine"
its not the only one that thinks that
why use many word when few word do same
I got legendary core 
let me shield bash god to death
event today ? 
Nah i let them crash by themselves, wonder if I'll be able to find their wrecks if I wander around
I didn't have science leveled up to mess with the nav console either
Also thank you bright brotherhood for the fully repaired plasma rifle 
I'd reply with V2 parrying minos but no perms 
just ate yakiniku, life's good folks
I eat yakiniku like once a month and the voices stop

but the funds are pending 
instead of being instantly in my account
fuck you steam
yea fuck you I saw what you deleted chrono
i can get darkest dungeon 2 for free
felt bad
thats called being a BITCH


Prominence 2 ?
modpack
Mc Modpack ?
mc
We getting new update ?
yuhuh
I never beat the modpack though I only managed to defeat the ender dragon
I hope there a lot of new item for the update
incase you haven't read it last month
dm
why not just send the tweet here 
god
cus its deleted
so i need send picture of it
ah
dawg just describe it
Man
"Women in Korea are more attractive than NA women while having less ego..might have to permanently reside here"
is the tweet
They completely overhaul the modpack into something else
This is gonna be a big update
Really people told me otherwise
dawg'll move to Korea, get fucked over by government LMAO
Last time I dated a Korean girl she just moved to our school
She has one hell of an ego
I heard Korea actually need foreigner to help them reproduce
Since none of them are making babies anymore Perhap you could help them 😂
they've been saying that for every goddamn country
and the folks that get attracted by that sorta bullshit aint the ones you want reproducing in your country lmao
said the cambodian
said the khmer
papers please
ip grabber
PASSPORT INSPECTION
What is khmer
lyming
does he know 
this dude really acting like people forgot where he said he's from
Wait what
love how you keep bringing past morons up 
welcome to arstotzka
when the shoe fits

he is still present


also trazaned: tongue kissing in missionary while going raw is witchcraft
aint no fucking way
detective eye
I fucking love those streamers that keep insisting their jobs are harder than regular jobs LMAO
Id give my left kidney to sit at home and play video games while thousands of people watch
that one vid where they stream for like 3 hrs and apparently get too tired and sleep the rest of the day LMAO
Wait you guy sure it a he ?
being a streamer is tough
its not tougher than manual labour, but when your entire income is dependent on people giving you money and having no real reason to do it
its a lot of stress
understandable
easy to point at the big streamers who are in the clear and ignore that every other streamer is unable to live off of streaming alone
There is 5 types of streamers :
Selling your body for views (e-porn if you will)
Being so unhinged that they clip farm you so you get views
Corpo slut who shills every single product they get and sponsor filled streams
Being buddy buddy with an insider so you get a bump on monetization
Super rare "normal people" that barely makes the 0.1%
many retards on the internet that do this
but ye dis tru
To be honest
Being hot alway help though
you need like what 3k-5k constant viewers that donate somewhat actively to be able to live off of streaming
and then you still need to upload to every platform
and the road to that is lonnnng
hello birb
is it?
wtf
its been a year
hop on concord
depends on where you live, but yeah
I have no idea how does xqc keep all those thousands of people entertained, I could click on a steam of his and quit 15 seconds because of how shit his commentary is
since donos are in usd, you get by on less in larger parts of the world
Is it a fucking magic aura you are born with?
I was about to bring him up
but you still are putting your entire economic stability on the goodwill of randoms
You bring retards to yourself like a magnet?
Ok Spicy

It strange he literally has no personality nothing and somehow he has soo many view

communities like that dont happen over night though sound
I know
But I dont understand how did he gather them from in the first place
the original loyal 2-3k people that catapulted him up will watch out of loyalty and cause they liked his og content
Like what did the people see in him that made them watch him regularily
Isn’t xqc like a millionaire or something
and the rest will come from seeing him in places and laughing at the way he is
if I remember correctly, his earlier followers are from his professional stint
like I cant watch his streams, but I laugh at the memes about him stuttering
plenty of people will watch purely to see it happen live
cheeto
Ishowspeed deserved the view though
ok zoomer
I overall dislike watching most streams (even clips), I only watch venoxium and skom 
He’s a good dude and really entertaining all the other popular streamer are not entertaining
dude got popular from screaming over talking ben
his whole fucking shtickh is jumping into his own pc set up
eh, he kinda spews some absolute bullshit tho, can't really support that
he is on world tours constantly now
going to different countries every week
the places you can go when you have pop culture money
That what make me like him though he’s seem really real with us unlike most streamer

he clip farmed enough money
But it actually felt like he’s a good dude
to go around the world
every single streamer you see is living a persona
you're just parasocial about speed
other people are parasocial about asmon
its their job, literally
True
i dont watch streamers
i dont mean you Doge
ah my bad
I'm talking about the zoomer here
Shiyon was talking about me 😂
just be retarded and funny
Just bark like speed
then upload a million shortform content
what kind of pfp is that lyming
success 
U will gain popularity
you should be acing it then, you've got at least one of those down
if you get me good internet we can go 50/50

anyways
another one of those guys that will joke about being a war criminal while being a femboy
50/50 on the 2 slices of bread that took me a month to earn
This Wizard 104 heading to you location over

@broken mountain are you available this evening ? 
for what?
tall desk acquired
wanna do event
now i sit above all
I am playing path of exile 2 with a mexican friend
so doubt

PoE2 is fucking gooood though
keep your kinks out of offtopic thanks
shit yourself
I'm doing a mercenary fire build
there you go again
Its so fun
right after I said to keep them out
PoE2 gulag claims another
The game is very good
I am happy that the community is growing
oh im not saying its bad 
guh
Pipnik taught me a lot about the mechanics and stuff
it just claimed another victim for the grind

Helped me do a little skill tree blueprint

just hire a male prostitute man, you dont have to make your friends follow your sex fantasies
well shit guess ill ask more people
@pallid sapphire if i did event today would you join ? 
One of those events where everyone is screaming over eachother
A good way to become poor
and its a big shitpost
hookers dont exist here
unless you go to dark circles
no skill check this time
pure RNG
no cause waifu time latere

ah oki have fun 
if you will fit through the door, you may see an opportunity there
you joke but some doors are actually too low for me
in school i had to crouch under the classroom door 
together with 3 other tall guys
I ment horizontally, not vertically
but sure yea
@sour rivet I just discovered.
you can hold billys smash attack.
the parry baiting could be legendary.
@thick plover would you join the event if i did it today ? 
Its well
in the player filled base its low, yes
but in locations like the graveyard, underground areas and alladat
30-50
its more than playable
and enjoyable as hell
30fps in clearfell encampment rn
nay
pooey
man i dont wanna do event for just 4 people

when the fuck can i do it
people are busy on weekends too
guess i have to find an active hour
@marsh cargo @cunning bronze
baro has primed charged shell
if you want
fucking hit enter early

it's uhhhh electric mod for shotgun
got edgelord prime
he's so me fr
prime version looks way less edgy though
oh hell yeah
cringles in a pan
i'm so hungry i could eat a
and i didn't even remember to soak the beans for dinner 
enough to eat a

i saw a help wanted posted last week
went to the shop 3 days later, poster was gone
Already have it, I think
I need to get the gunblade from him
Gonna be useful for plague star
What happened
I was working on my roof
guh
wanted to ask if you wanna grind relics
that aside
sevagoth prime is a jojo character
even has a stand
peas or beans, choose one
peas
beans
too late 

how bad does CCON fuck your frames
Say what now?
Wrong channel
Hi rat

Any of u play valorant ?
how was the morning nap, i never asked
previous lyming was more retarded, less brainrotted
if that makes sense
I wonder what the third iteration will be
edgy anti-dei racist teenager type of shit
i bet it will be furry nazi type shit
either anti-dei, femboy gun fanatic or the most racist, vile human being with a cat pfp
or he will swap servers
i bet he'll swap
we've called him out too many times, bro has to have the iq to swap at this point
right...?
doubt
ya'll expect too much
he would come back with 2 alts asking people to friend him
or no wait
that already happened

fair
looks like my ring has already made it to the country
since I just got asked to pay import fee's
nice
I was expecting it to arrive much much later
NEW THERUSSIANBADGER VIDEO 

Mi bombocat
@marsh cargo
I suppose, I believe, I might begin a wotr run


What path are you going
tell me you doing
Good question
No 

Devil
Not yet, this is my first run

Proper run I'd say
Oh lol
aah so do living legend or angel shit
So I might go angel or dragon
Living Legend fighter sounds like a blast
Sheer will and a sword
It depends on class, fighter sounds cool for living legend
what are ya'll talking about?
Ngl the combat rifle fucking sucks
at least the sniper is good
wait still no image perms???
dang
I'm talking about pathfinder wotr
?
I wish I could show off my new ship here but nooo image permission gone

make it a gif and send it
oh wait
fuck
Frfr
make it in ASCII and send it
Thinking of what path to go for. If I go fighter I might do living legend
ROFLcoptr style or whatever
I must convert it to text
this image tyranny mustn't last longer
I will tell you later what seem to be my interesting choices 
@marsh cargo got jade
now i can be the support
Unless you're playing on unfair you don't need to min max or worry about taking an optimal class
definitely wont play unfair first run
Everything is viable imo just some work better with each path
Ye it wasn't interesting enough to try for the hard mode stuff
Once was more than enough
The rewards weren't great enough to make me want to do it anyway, I was hoping more missions were going to unlock

"You should contribute to society" said the gooner obsessed with guns
nono
he is normal now
he cannot post nor see goon in here
so he became normal
Im obsessed w guns yes
Contributing to Society by removing one scumbag stealing stuff from my house once at a time
I mean
I can see Iedy's goon
I just cant post it
theres this one video titled "this SAVED me from getting robbed for my camera" and the thumbnail is just him holding a fucking glock
yeah no fucking shit
that'll do it
I mean living in a good neighborhood the chance of not getting robbed is 80%
Me owning gun just hope to bump that chance up to 95%
I l9ve hawaiian bread
afaik the last reported robbery around here was in 2013
some old bike was stolen and sold for parts
but it was parked outside in full view
My cousin bike got stolen 2 weeks ago
Got insured and stuff
And got stolen again
I mean fool me once shame on me
Fool me twice
better parking spot is the best theft prevention i think
not 100% proof but close enough to give you peace of mind
Its apartment and the owner never fix the gate
kill the apartment owner
So from camera its 2 mexican dudes wntering
get new one
And just ya kno walk the bike out
wait was it motorbike or pedal bike
I mean there is insurance but idk much
I'd think bike wheel would be locked when keys arent insert but
Ig its not
dude parked it in netural 💀
front wheels dont lock, though. at least on most bikes
so you can just lift the rear and wheel it
I think that maybe what they did
To talk about robber in US
Like you see some dudes getting caught on youtube yes they can be dumb
But when they are not whooo
They are very master at their craft
anyway
i find that bikes too dangerous thing to be mostly usa thing
cause in america bikes are considered more of a hobby and toys than primary means of transport
combined with faster speed limits and big open roads everywhere
meanwhile here you rarely go over 40kmh
and bikes are everywhere
Also btw
plus there are bus lanes which bikes can use but cars cant
Bike Insurance here tends to be 1.5 time normal car insurance
Or atleast in my state
mm
opposite here
bike insurance is like half the price of car insurance
and you get total package instead of having to add extra protections
Biker logic mostly is speeding through traffic,driving over red traffic lights,creating an accident and uploading it on youtube as if they were in the right and the victim 
that's not a thing here yeah
i mean, driver's exam straight up tells you to filter through traffic
Well i doubt you got even a good infrastructure for speeding multiple hours
it's safer for you to get out faster than sitting between cars
i'll flip that on you
we have good infrastructure so we dont have to speed for hours
Thats not what i wrote

Good infrastructure? Ain't Autobahn constantly riddled with roadworks? 
I wrote you peobably cant cause old and broken maybe
no
Mostly a myth
roads are good for most part, unless you go deep into rural territories where it's completely unpaved
even then, it's just bumpy
Who would go and spread lies one the internet man 
you can go fast, just be ready to get your spine rattled
Thats my point
fuck this character is fun
@sour rivet
your point applies to 1% of the off-country
not in cities where you might even want to speed
I mean most sites are finished within 2 days unless they add some lines or create new parts
even rural villages have good paved or at least packed dirt roads
If you need to speed in cities its an infrastructure issue 
Im just jesting, but let's not talk about trains 
Yeah but im about the fucking Autobahn 
who the fuck cares about autobahn
Where could you speed for literal hours elsewhere
Probably racetrack
I do if i want to get across the country
But you know
How fast can you cross through Georgia?
i just walk
hmm dunno through the entire thing but from tbilisi to batumi is about 3-4 hours if you obey the speed limits and stop for rests. fastest we've gone is 2 hours
hey people who actually served and wentr trhough training, when you use a gas mask is more common to rely on a comm system or the voicemitter ?
so i guess about 4-6 hours from one end to other?
Damn same time i need from Top of Germany to the lower end
6 hours
With good conditions
If the A2 isnt blocked cause some Polish fuck cant read signs 
I love my Area we got 3 bridges that are 3.7m high with signs showing it from 5km afar
They have to go around all 3 around the city
Nah those Polish drivers go so fast they cant even read the signs and constantly get stuck under 2/3 Bridges
A2 is worse cause they speed trough the exit here
Except you got like 500 meters 
Then theres not even a traffic light but a crossing to the gas station etc so you have to give way
different story if you take the scenic routes though
Now imagine @broken mountain going with 80kmh into a curve and then having to give way 250m later 
a bike is really the only way if you want to enjoy it all, though i guess that's a different case than just crossing the country for sake of crossing it
well, either a bike or you park your car and hike around
who dares to wake me up
@broken mountain wake up dumbass
sup
give me the wedding location
I gotta get my gift ready
I googled the place
you guys are gonna have very low guests or are you gonna make stuff outside
39 guests
I see
We had to push everything forward since her Stepdad has a rare parkinson version
Ahh I see
well
it's better to have a healthy number of people rather than a huge crowd
Also a still ok Stepdad and not a Potato 
I've been to places with 200 people, with the shitty bands playing on 180 decibels and people screaming over eachother, it's not the best
also regional music not done well
only good part was drinking with uncles and discussing politics
but I barely heard anything
so just nodding

Mallorca is damn beautiful
Nah not the Ballerman
Oh yeah, atleast 2 glasses must be broken before midnight
And I'm fucking halfway deaf
if not then its what we call a stypa
aka the post-funeral dinner
I think its called a wake in english
So you want a big expensive event?
Welp I heard ||silksong has gambling|| im interested in the game now

Gambling grindset
neuron activation
It has gambling?
Yes
Sadly u do have to play the game
"This shit dont even got a battlepass"
i might download and play hollow knight
got nothing else to do
until my 20 cents arrive into my steam account
May i interest you in uma musume
Where the gameplay is gambling
U mean gacha



Hm
U cant afford silksong? Cause of where u live or just broke
Ah it's that anime game
Do you want to lose money, or play game before losing money?
I would've honestly just bought the game, gambled a bit and then moved on with my day
Thought ts was mid for a sec
And the devs are massive cunts
Honestly, which devs are not
Hello Games are exceptions to the rule
But they are especially bad
Did they do some goofy shit?
Also the guy that made the CHinese Translation for Silksong leaked a ton of stuff and his translation is so bad he summoned the wrath of China upon him
when you have money
Well
The honse game has the worst monetization I've seen in a video game and they are the reason why I think ai image generation is justified in some cases
As for actual gambling, just don't go above what you can lose and you're good
last time i tried to lose 20€ i gained 1200€
that was 13 years ago and never ever touched a machine again
Isn't that the moon currency from borderlands the pre sequel
€0
Well, not sure if that is self-control or your budget lmao
Don't want any part in organized gamba
So budget
both 
Rip
Thought if I should state "financially unstable" to be nicer instead 
in path of exile 2 you can kill skeleton skinny ass crackheads for money to gamble with
consider this an advertisement
it was price adjusted, is that bad?
nay
its just that the game costs the same as 4 days of food

If it goes on sale in 10 years I might gift it 👍
here it costs 2 days of food

My condolences
I share the pain
I love living in the balkans 
Unironically apparently even pirates dont wanna pirate it despite it being completely open since it doesn't have DRM
Cause its 20 bucks and indie ig
What psyops does to mfs
Plant so much hype that, uhhh idk I'm too tired to think of a proper sentence
Basically this
Gonna treat the game like 3rd coming of Christ or something
They already did
True
Shittons of games aren't releasing in this month because of it coming out
Mostly indie tho

Still funny tho
Steamlyannaya Hamonika (1968) depicts the isolation and brutalization of humans in modern bourgeois society. Although being broadly in line with other art-as-propaganda of the era, censors felt it could easily be read as a criticism of the party, leaving this subversive short as the only animated film to be banned in the Soviet Union.
Making of...
Oh shit sound is in wreaclast too?
also yes, the gamble purchases from vendors are peak 
I got the game from grok
I am doing a mercenary fire build
its so fun
I got a big fucking hammer from finn
My man 
I'm merc grenades
nice
Merc feels so good
hell yea
I love the crossbow
I am only spamming the normal 6 shoot attack and the fire burst
the rest I dont care about that much lol
the fire burst is a damn double barrel shotgun
since I can do 2 shots and then reload
gah now sound is selling poe2
join the game with at least 2 passive trees
cope




Gotta finish editing to go back to the game
I am in the hunting grounds now
Act 1 still
I have a blueprint of the skill tree I'm going for
And I found a very good crossbow
18-42 physical damage


Man, when I get real deep into maps I think I'll do another character
I also got a mexican friend to play coop with
so it cant get any better
the sk∆m
Worst thing was
I started the game on thursday night
I picked STANDARD instead of the newest league
but why
I don't know 
Went in blind and thought "yea this is the normal experience"
then pipnik asked me what I picked and instantly told me to start a new character

love when that happens
Atleast I got to know the basic mechanics
yeah it is
How do you put items in your quick wheel?
And it will get better with each league
I've heard that the game's gonna have 6 long acts in final release
Since it iirc has 4 big ones and 3 small ones rn
how is it running sound
Clearfall encampment 30fps
Rest is 30-50fps
Me and Sturm are there yeah, I dunno how further he is but im at T7 already
mm
More than playable
on low?
that's okay
dont worry im still at graveyard
haven't touched it since 
The fuck you lookin at me like that for, I can't help that im gaming
You just cant look at the lovecraftian horror ass enemies
and then its beautiful
trashmobs arent longer than 1 sec on the screen anway
im level 0
The flammenwerfer takes them down in numbers
what class did you pick?
Merc
oh you motherfucker Hate
thank you for poe2
oh no
i told you to cope for a reason
Ngl, the count bossfight was pretty tough
mostly cause I only used fire on him
Completely forgot about swapping to normal crossbow


I love solo play without rivalization over acts and levels 
what game
Path Of Exile 2
i love solo ARPG cuz i dont need to wait on anyone

go fast or go broke
Hi Skom.
I am often the one that people wait for, since I take stuff slower 
Read this dialogue, learn what this perk does
its ok 
i did too - once
my wife listens to every character, talks to everyone while i clear the map
my first run of an arpg = talk to everyone, read everything, do every optional
my second run = can I break the WR
This games' lore fascinates me quite well, so I really like diving deeper
Real
titan quest was like this for me
first run takes like 60 hours
second run took 12
xD
My second witcher 3 playthrough was just doing the same old lore diving but in a different route. Third one was straight up skip - skip - fight


anyway, since my internet is gonna suck while I'm downloading poe2 thanks to Hate
time for bedge

good bedge
Hate controlling internet traffic to make sure you wont catch up with him too fast
me when I take a long break from ER and have to remember why I'm fighting a boss again
Casually tripping through farum azula after a 2 month break and getting hit with a laser spewing, 5 headed dragon
gotta love the dragonlotd
fucking love ER with all my heart
i mean have u a build u not done
last time I was in the emergency room, my experience wasn't that enjoyable
do you are have stupid
not today no
oh
wunder
bar
we got 100 kPas in this

ashes of creation devs are being sued
by "Aetna Insurance"
...a health insurance company?
Wtf
looks like they didnt pay the employee coverages
OH
Oh
That's an issue
That makes sense
cant wait for 300 videos about how this was caused by sponsoring piratesoftware to shill it for them
Okay I thought they were suing them for like
Not providing a return of investment? Or something
But yeah if they're a US company being sued by an American health insurance company
This suit valid
yeah from scanning, it looks like they're being sued for witholding payment
and apparently this isnt the first time they've been sued for such a reason
81k of withheld

jfc
idk if its the same people sueing, but its a "these devs have been sued for witholding payment at least once before"
apparently they've even been suspended by the FTB before
Aetna?
No freaking way Aetna
I dont associate with Aetna but I usually have to run their insurance for glasses for pt at work but to be sued by a health insurance co is wild
The only thing that can defeat game companies
Insurance companies
Wtf is ashes of creation
Some rpg
Mmo in development
law suit or not, that game is never coming out
they had their last beta phase last month

Piratesoftware shills for it quite a bit
who cares at this point
Why does the game have the vibe of random assets cobbled together
doesnt help that a sizeable chunk of the community only knows it cause its the game pirate got kicked out of in pvp
all my homies who said "do offshore for merryweather heist"
The lighting looks like stock UE4 lighting
I just spam cayo perico I may be suffering brain damage for how boring it is but at least im rich
I like how Silksong instantly go to top selling game on steam after only few days
It was top selling in the first minute








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