I dont want to throw 100 dollars at it
#╟❓general-offtopic
green granite
cunning bronze
marsh cargo
Journey 
marsh cargo
sour rivet
left mantle
Back when I had hope 
marsh cargo
I remember it to this day
cunning bronze
Yeah the ending is incredible
green granite
<:teto_lurk:1393358639145685085>
Teto
uneven sapphire
gn chat 
pallid raft
marsh cargo
Gn
oblique belfry
payning it
oblique belfry
it done
TRUST US NOW
IT'S TIME TO LET ME GO
GIVE UP ON US
FOLLOW WHAT YOU WANT
static axle
static axle
sour rivet
anyways back to stealing a submarine
man i sure do love going around in my submarine
i hope nobody kills me and takes it!
green granite
anyways back to stealing a submarine
Subnautica
oblique belfry
love how there is a geiger counter for "death"
zealous depot
sour rivet
shaw
zealous depot
Shank
timid hollow
I went to a friends house to drink with them
They all went Clubbing and now i watch supernatural alone in the living room
Fever dream
timid hollow
But tbf, could have been a worse evening
sour rivet
They all went Clubbing and now i watch supernatural alone in the living room
what season
sour rivet
baller
timid hollow
But i like it, love dean
noble basin
What you watching it on?
timid hollow
Amazon prime
noble basin
Fuck u (they removed it from prime in canada no idea why and im mad)
timid hollow
Oh
Typical License issues probably
Tbh when im at home i stream it on a random ahh site
noble basin
Yeah i might have to do that, i had just started season 3
vital venture
slim magnet
green granite
https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-gif-24686047
Blue Archive
slim magnet
blue archive is a boring ass game but i love the character designs
they're super charming and cute
proven tundra
proven tundra
zealous depot
I shall make more
Someday 
Wonder if I should try and some chili out of my Dutch oven
timid hollow
this guy thinks i have a chance after the pizza hut
Easily
Some idiotcompany always needs an idiot like you
sour rivet
thats the thing
green granite
they're super charming and cute
People who are not part of fandom: omg cute design
People who are part of the fandom: 
sour rivet
despite them saying they been looking for someone for 30 days AND telling me there was a big staff change
they didnt choose me
sour rivet
yea
timid hollow
So maybe they just thought working with humans aint for you
I dont know if such things are a topic when getting a Job in murica
sour rivet
i unno
copper vapor
green granite
I dont know if such things are a topic when getting a Job in murica
Non existent
sour rivet
all i know is that i was made to do 2 interviews (which were practically the same)
timid hollow
Okay thats kinda weird already
green granite
Maybe Birb should go back to college
timid hollow
Seems like the place just has bad Management
green granite
Bruh
No wonder
You knowing without HS Dioploma, you wont get accepted in like 65% of the jobs
sour rivet
yeag
green granite
They dont care if you good
timid hollow
Every hillybilly can work at a store like Pizza hut
green granite
Without HS diploma for a lot of place is an instant disqual
timid hollow
I dont know, i have the feeling our generation is lucky with bosses
sour rivet
such is life
vital venture
Get ur GED
timid hollow
Lot of them see you as the guy you are, not a diploma
At least here in germanski
Like you get a "test day" of work, and if you do good, you do good
vital venture
I dont know, i have the feeling our generation is lucky with bosses
Best bosses are ex-vets cause they deal with what they feel is shit organization a lot
At least in the US could be different abroad ig
timid hollow
What is an ex vet
oblique belfry
i just want a job where i work with animals <:sadge:1021487107690205324>
zoo keeper
timid hollow
Arent they just vets
sour rivet
also they said the interviews would be around 20 minutes and yet they only lasted like 5-8 mins
vital venture
Arent they just vets
Yk thats true idk 
oblique belfry
also they said the interviews would be around 20 minutes and yet they only laste...
what else can they even ask for 20 mins
sour rivet
timid hollow
Yk thats true idk <:KEK:1150378399735484416>
I just thought, no worries
sour rivet
and here i thought places like pizza hut would just hire you on the spot if you dont shit on the floor the moment you walk in
timid hollow
Anyway, dont get pulled down from that one time bird
timid hollow
Im on search for a Job too since a year, and some places said no because i honestly said i dont wanna Deal a lot with other people
oblique belfry
and here i thought places like pizza hut would just hire you on the spot if you ...
1 down 99 more failed job applications to go
timid hollow
I just wanna keep care of my machine and have my calm for 8 hours, lot of people dont like that
thick plover
sour rivet
1 down 99 more failed job applications to go
fuck it ill just become a strea-
oblique belfry
Like doge would onow
im telling you man
retarded ass boomers wants the most niche fucking stuff for their jobs
timid hollow
fuck it ill just become a strea-
<:yardstare:1396516819212173522>
Marine*
oblique belfry
some even want slavery
sour rivet
i am not dying for this country
timid hollow
Male equivalent is joining the army
oblique belfry
Who the fuck gives 6 months of internship WITH 0 PAYMENT
timid hollow
i am not dying for this country
You aint gonna die wtf
You dont have troops deployed atm
thick plover
fuck it ill just become a strea-
<:yardstare:1396516819212173522>
Says retarded once gg perma banned
timid hollow
We do not either, i didnt join bundeswehr for the same reason
oblique belfry
Says retarded once gg perma banned
just stream on kick
sour rivet
Says retarded once gg perma banned
good thing i barely say that word anymore outside of this wretched server
zealous depot
Says retarded once gg perma banned
You gotta say regarded mannnnnnnnn
timid hollow
When i turned down my offer, 3 months later we Pulled out of Afghanistan, never felt so dumb
Threw away good money
sour rivet
You aint gonna die wtf
more on the lines of "i do not want to join any form of marine/air force/army"
oblique belfry
there is 4 types of streamers
sour rivet
crow and cow vtuber arc
timid hollow
Those guys can kick some sense in your head
leaden pilot
When i turned down my offer, 3 months later we Pulled out of Afghanistan, never ...
The US Military Industrial Complex:
timid hollow
Oh
thick plover
Why
Who wants a retard who thinks they have all the power in the world to abuse to yell at them for 10 hours a day
timid hollow
Mb then
sour rivet
cant even walk straigth half the time
timid hollow
Who wants a retard who thinks they have all the power in the world to abuse to y...
Ignore it, keep your head above his dumbass level
I did base Training, it aint that hard to ignore some Power driven shithead
leaden pilot
I did base Training, it aint that hard to ignore some Power driven shithead
unless its your boss
timid hollow
And i crash out fairly easy
timid hollow
It was my boss
leaden pilot
ah
timid hollow
But i know im smarter
oblique belfry
there is 4 types of streamers
Selling your body for views (e-porn if you will)
Being so unhinged that they clip farm you so you get views
Corpo slut who shills every single product they get and sponsor filled streams
Being buddy buddy with an insider so you get a bump on monetization
timid hollow
You just have to swallow down the urge to prove it
leaden pilot
the only thing i had to swallow was the urge to chuck my water bottle at him
which was more times than i’d like to admit
oblique belfry
Selling your body for views (e-porn if you will)
Being so unhinged that they cl...
@sour rivet which one are you 
🫵
zealous depot
My 20 cent skin didnt sell
Too expensive
timid hollow
Selling your body for views (e-porn if you will)
Being so unhinged that they cl...
I would be the guy who just nerds out on stuff i love
sour rivet
<@584984707503226880> which one are you <:jokerge:1187889527176564906> 🫵
uhh
2
i cant do 1
oblique belfry
good choice
zealous depot
Selling your body for views (e-porn if you will)
Being so unhinged that they cl...
Ama is definitely the unhinged type
sour rivet
i refuse to do 3
timid hollow
You wouldnt want to watch a furi stream from me, i would just drop sidefacts ever 10 seconds 
sour rivet
i lack the ability to do 4
leaden pilot
Selling your body for views (e-porn if you will)
Being so unhinged that they cl...
i’d love to do 1 tbh
oblique belfry
whuh
leaden pilot
like have people chuck money at me for being hot yeah sure
hexed kernel
Selling your body for views (e-porn if you will)
Being so unhinged that they cl...
where is the fifth "just a normal person"?
timid hollow
Well then, just start streaming bird
leaden pilot
have you seen the economy
oblique belfry
where is the fifth "just a normal person"?
0.1%
vital venture
retarded ass boomers wants the most niche fucking stuff for their jobs
Main issue is u believe the field is easy to get a job in as sites say they are wanted but only those with experience are actually wanted
zealous depot
where is the fifth "just a normal person"?
They don't exist
timid hollow
Get a cam, play relatively popular games
leaden pilot
where is the fifth "just a normal person"?
they exist?
timid hollow
I would stream if i had the PC for that
oblique belfry
Main issue is u believe the field is easy to get a job in as sites say they are ...
Why the **F U C K ** an office work would want a fucking F LEVEL DRIVING LICENSE
leaden pilot
HEYGUYSSORRYFORTHECRUNCHYAUDIO
timid hollow
But when bf4 uses 99% of my gpu, gl with streaming
oblique belfry
WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO IN THE OFFICE WITH A TRACTOR LICENSE
zealous depot
leaden pilot
Why the **F U C K ** an office work would want a fucking ***F LEVEL DRIVING LICE...
you gotta be versatile
zealous depot
WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO IN THE OFFICE WITH A TRACTOR LICENSE
Gonna be hauling them hoes that's why
sour rivet
another problem with job is i refuse to drive (plus i only have a photo id)
vital venture
WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO IN THE OFFICE WITH A TRACTOR LICENSE
They know forklift certification equals peak worker
sour rivet
i've seen the roads of florida and georiga
vital venture
sour rivet
these fuckers are insane
timid hollow
They know forklift certification equals peak worker
The amount of Jobs i got turned down because i had no forklift License is insane
thick plover
another problem with job is i refuse to drive (plus i only have a photo id)
Refuse to drive in America
Hey birb
You have a small issue I think
sour rivet
bikes and scooters exist
thick plover
sour rivet
and ubers
timid hollow
I can program fucking Machines on my own, but god beware i have no license
sour rivet
walking is also a thing i think
zealous depot
The issue is that birb lives in Florida
vital venture
i've seen the roads of florida and georiga
Family lives in Florida can say this is 
oblique belfry
I can program fucking Machines on my own, but god beware i have no license
its so retarded
like
sour rivet
The issue is that birb lives in Florida
lived*
oblique belfry
you could have a fucking 5 star chef type shit coding experience
yet you are being shutdown cuz "no forklift license womp womp"
timid hollow
Fr
sour rivet
how much does being a fisherman pay
thick plover
bikes and scooters exist
No care where car
timid hollow
how much does being a fisherman pay
You mean on your own
thick plover
how much does being a fisherman pay
Ask prime
timid hollow
Or with others on a boat
sour rivet
either/or?
oblique belfry
how much does being a fisherman pay
go live in the ocean and find eldtrich creatures
timid hollow
Havent seen prime in months
thick plover
is he even still here?
I dont know
oblique belfry
sell junk to small villages
sour rivet
go live in the ocean and find eldtrich creatures
THIS
IS STEP ONE!
zealous depot
Eussy
oblique belfry
cthullussy
sour rivet
cthussy
timid hollow
Mf is gonna do darkest dungeon ancenstor type shit
zealous depot
timid hollow
And we have to pull up
sour rivet
in time
timid hollow
You will know
sour rivet
you will come to learn the tragic extent....
thick plover
And we have to pull up
Pull him out*
sour rivet
OF MY WINNINGS!!!
thick plover
timid hollow
BEGONE FIEND
zealous depot
Gonna pull up with the Wayne quotes as we jump on the boat to save birb from alimony
timid hollow
I have it
thick plover
20 cent
timid hollow
With dlc
thick plover
timid hollow
Just didnt start it because i had to finish 1 first
My complete checklist is ticked off 
AND
REYNAULD AND DISMAS ARE ALIVE
timid hollow
GET ON MY LEVEL
oblique belfry
im so obsessed with south tfbw for these past 2 weeks
sour rivet
he says hes gonna help me :D
oblique belfry
such a good game
sour rivet
it pretyt peeam
oblique belfry
he says hes gonna help me :D
sour rivet
also did you listen to the song i sent earlier
sour rivet
timid hollow
Birb
sour rivet
irb
timid hollow
You played furi?
supple lotus
timid hollow
oblique belfry
How do you even run the New update
had to limit fps to 45
also lowered the graphics a bit more
oblique belfry
timid hollow
Nah something like 40 as well, but since mega cities updates my PC just goes brrrrr
oblique belfry
ye for example if there is too much chaos happening
timid hollow
Gonna get it on xbox soon, then we can drop again
timid hollow
Nah not even Sound cutting out
sour rivet
didn't happen today <:letsgooo:995320995743277157>
you jinxed it
timid hollow
It Sounds like Bad emulation
sour rivet
its gonna happen next time
oblique belfry
It Sounds like Bad emulation
ye
some sounds not playing while some are being repeated
or being cut off
oblique belfry
@sour rivet who is your squad in south park tfbw
green granite
Man
sour rivet
<@584984707503226880> who is your squad in south park tfbw <:jokerge:1187889527...
i dun rembner
oblique belfry
the characters or their abilities ?
timid hollow
Tfbw is the second one?
oblique belfry
yes
timid hollow
With the grid System?
oblique belfry
ye
oblique belfry
ye combat is super good
on 2nd game
and more characters compared to 1st game
so much customization
oblique belfry
I havent heard about recent South Park game
people hate it iirc
green granite
But I found 3D south park kinda weird
green granite
Like South Park you know it from the 2D Media
Without 2D southpark doesnt feel southpark
oblique belfry
the 1st and 2nd game feels like an actual south park episode
but 3d is just nono
also the same theme as 1st game
sooo
green granite
Nazi Zombie Princess Kenny
oblique belfry
fart on balls
verbal lodge
all i know is stick of truth and the first one
where you go into someone's ***
oblique belfry
all i know is stick of truth and the first one
where you go into someone's ***
stick of truth is the 1st one
verbal lodge
and the character creator
oblique belfry
2nd is The Fractured But Whole
verbal lodge
it's been awhile, but that invoked some good reactions from people
the character creator incident
verbal lodge
oblique belfry
was it the "difficulty" slider
ye
sour rivet
lmao
verbal lodge
el classico
oblique belfry
call girl my beloved
compared to every companion she hits like a truck / has a global attack / enrage+block / global ultimate
left mantle
<:yep:1248270091133517927>
We hit T6 
verbal lodge
left mantle
Still no ascendancy drop.
left mantle
I am in a fucking drought
left mantle
build not bricked yet
I'm not turbo clearing but most mob packs still die in one explo-grenade combo
depending on the modifiers in waystone
verbal lodge
some modifiers can brick your build
left mantle
I really fucking want my next 4 ascendancy point trials to fucking drop
I just have not gotten any period
I've gotten ultimatums of too low level, ain't seen a djinn since the second one I got in like act 4
Like it's getting really annoying because I can't capstone my build out yet
static axle
bf6 bought
static axle
you broke the rule
it just costed 15 bucks so fuck da rules
best part is im working on the 10th and 11th
supple lotus
a stolen key, ey? 
sour rivet
thievery
static axle
a stolen key, ey? <a:jpLOL:441016278912860160>
naah sold old ass cs cases and traded tf2 keys over and sold those
static axle
i mean i rather preorder battlefield than borderlands
zealous depot
slim magnet
borderlands 4 does at least have characters that look more interesting than the ones in 3
supple lotus
i never liked any of them, but i see why people liked 1 & 2
3 was the worst fuckiung cringefest i've ever had to endure until i had to stop
slim magnet
i didn't like that game
slim magnet
yeah the gunplay is improved from 2 but like literally everything else is a downgrade
of course not graphics either
static axle
3 was the worst fuckiung cringefest i've ever had to endure until i had to stop
i bought 3 and tiny tina. and tbh after seeing gameplay from 4 i just "naah"
slim magnet
i have yet to see one gameplay video of ttw
supple lotus
if i want someone to word vomit bad jokes in my ear, i talk to my wife
dont need a claptrap
slim magnet
i learned that game even released years after the fact
static axle
pretty much one of the reasons i bought bf6. theres nothing else in steam currently that interest me. i had "free" money from steam so why not
slim magnet
bl2 also had one of the best mobbing gauntlets i've seen in fps games to be dead honest
static axle
if i want someone to word vomit bad jokes in my ear, i talk to my wife
"let me walk up the stairs, oh right im a robot i dont have legs" 🤖
static axle
me and my friend let out a collective sigh each time claptrap spoke in 3 and tiny tina
slim magnet
we still snort lightly at the same old jokes in bl2 whenever we play through it again with my friends
like we can recite the entire script of the game but still laugh at the crass juvenile humor
supple lotus
ye - humor must land, for me it just didnt
static axle
ye - humor must land, for me it just didnt
main reason where borderlands has failed in the latest releases, the games grew, the humor didnt
marsh cargo
2012 humorland
static axle
yeah
carmine laurel
borderlands games have decent gameplay, but we all grew up and randy thinks everyone has an unchanging sense of humor like him
static axle
borderlands games have decent gameplay, but we all grew up and randy thinks ever...
i love how unhinged is the correct verb
the man is cuckoo
green granite
I have yet to play borderland
NOOOO @oblique belfry is controlling the US Military
oblique belfry
bl4 bought
you actually pre ordered ? ? ? ? ?
oblique belfry
NOOOO <@225557770508697600> is controlling the US Military
forest acorn
you actually pre ordered ? ? ? ? ?
sour rivet
are you getting bl4 doge\
sour rivet
uh
oblique belfry
probably not
sour rivet
how well were you able to play 3
thin bobcat
sour rivet
Intel Core i7-9700 / AMD Ryzen 7 2700X
Memory: 16 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2070 / AMD Radeon RX 5700 XT / Intel Arc A580
oblique belfry
yep minimum rtx
sour rivet
the min
sour rivet
joever
oblique belfry
static axle
yep minimum rtx
i mean shroud was strugling 100fps on 5090 dlss
thin bobcat
well, "yeah", you can pre-order via steam and still refund if you don't like it
forest acorn
giving pig randy pre-orders
all the gameplay theyve showed off so far seems like they've kinda avoided sticking to 2012 era humor
thin bobcat
But I would not be getting a key or anything like that
static axle
on 4k but still
thin bobcat
Battlefield 2042 was fine in Beta but we didn't know back then that it's the final version for release that they were showing off lmao
So yeah, do whatever with caution
forest acorn
Battlefield 2042 was fine in Beta but we didn't know back then that it's the fin...
it was NOT fine in beta lol
thin bobcat
I mean, they said it's an ancient version, for that it would've been completely fine
static axle
So yeah, do whatever with caution
real shit
forest acorn
the only thing that changed was having more weapons to play with
thin bobcat
But we actually had the final version as the beta
They basically lied to us and then disappointed everyone, good thing I learned to not pre-order games outside of steam anymore lmao
left mantle
Man, I am glad the currency exchange exists ingame in poe2
thin bobcat
bl3&tiny tina burned way more than 2042 ever did
I still can't really talk much about Borderlands 3, I just could not be bothered to play it more than 20 hours
static axle
hence why i chose bf6 over another performance issue riddled ue5 bl4
static axle
I still can't really talk much about Borderlands 3, I just could not be bothered...
it wasnt good and im pissed i bought it at launch, performance was awful
static axle
Why the fuck is Borderlands 4 gonna be Unreal Engine 5
randy hired lazy devs
thin bobcat
With their style, they won't be taking advantage of ANY of the features that Unreal Engine 5 offers
static axle
thin bobcat
Tf am I gonna be looking at, a ray-traced comic psycho?
static axle
left mantle
Man this sucks
static axle
gonna see conductor of poop train with rt
left mantle
This is the third seller I ain't gotten word from in over 15 minutes
thin bobcat
Yoo god rays on non-reflective surfaces 🔥
sour rivet
wait bl4 is on ue5
thin bobcat
wait bl4 is on ue5
Apparently
forest acorn
wait bl4 is on ue5
apparently it actually runs fine?
thin bobcat
I mean, you can optimise UE5 just like any other engine, it just takes actual effort
static axle
Yoo god rays on non-reflective surfaces 🔥
i watched shroud,summit,lirik,peanut play some sponsored bl4 and oh boy
thin bobcat
I just don't get why you would do it for a game with the style of Borderlands
sour rivet
because fuck you thats why
thin bobcat
Maybe I am completely wrong and they take advantage of the features that it offers
carmine laurel
people constantly fall for cc's saying ue5 is the problem when the truth is ue5 is really powerful, to the point it lets devs be incredibly lazy
sour rivet
people constantly fall for cc's saying ue5 is the problem when the truth is ue5 ...
so far all the ue5 games i've played have run poorly
excluding maybe like
1
carmine laurel
dont make me fetch the list of ue5 games that run well
thin bobcat
so far all the ue5 games i've played have run poorly
The issue is the drag & drop plugins for Raytracing and all of the other shit
static axle
people constantly fall for cc's saying ue5 is the problem when the truth is ue5 ...
too bad the laziness has became the norm now
sour rivet
dont make me fetch the list of ue5 games that run well
do it i want to learn
sour rivet
The issue is the drag & drop plugins for Raytracing and all of the other shit
forced raytracing my beHATED
thin bobcat
No more optimisation required because it does all the work at runtime, meaning they don't need to do much for it
left mantle
so far all the ue5 games i've played have run poorly
And that's not quite the engine's fault, it's devs taking the tools and then lazily slapping them in
carmine laurel
<a:nodders:1244959805714468946> too bad the laziness has became the norm now
its just because AAA companies need to push releases, all the studios that let their devs work dont have problems
thin bobcat
UE5 isn't the issue, it's the companies thinking they can take the most suicidal shortcuts for performance
sour rivet
TO FACKIN OPTIMIZE
thin bobcat
Or well, to be fair, it somewhat is the issue but just not at engine level
static axle
its just because AAA companies need to push releases, all the studios that let t...
theres many good ue5 games out there
also many bad
its called the ue5 lottery now
left mantle
"No latency on framegen"
Have...have you actually played a game with it on before?
thin bobcat
"No latency on framegen"
Have...have you actually played a game with it on bef...
They probably run it on some extreme workbench because the UE5 Development Environment is extremely fucking heavy
So it runs perfectly fine for them lmao
forest acorn
I just don't get why you would do it for a game with the style of Borderlands
idk probably some shit with dlss and the fact the map is a huge openworld thing now instead of segmented levels
static axle
"No latency on framegen"
Have...have you actually played a game with it on bef...
this is kinda true, when your base fps is like 100
forest acorn
doesnt ue5 have some robust open world creation tools
left mantle
this is kinda true, when your base fps is like 100 <:ohno:955140217696837743>
"It's true when you don't need framegen in the first place" basically
carmine laurel
doesnt ue5 have some robust open world creation tools
you can make a full openworld in like 40 minutes if you have the right tools
thin bobcat
doesnt ue5 have some robust open world creation tools
UE5 is a playground for developers, it's like going into Legoland the first time
It has everything you need and could ever wish for
carmine laurel
its legit amazing to use
thin bobcat
But the issue is, you still need to optimise
static axle
"It's true when you don't need framegen in the first place" basically
and the truth shall set you free
carmine laurel
which is why you see so many slop games being released
thin bobcat
YOU need to optimise
carmine laurel
because its easier than its ever been
thin bobcat
The Development Environment can do some of the heavy lifting but not all of it
carmine laurel
and people have a lower barrier to entry than ever before
thin bobcat
Their entire toolkit is astonishing
But like I said, it does a lot but not everything
static axle
***YOU*** need to optimise
did you see ea being like " we saw many people playing with under minimum specs, we need to optimize for lower end pc's"
sour rivet
is kcd2 on ue5 or am i stupid
left mantle
is kcd2 on ue5 or am i stupid
Cryengine IIRC
timber oxide
frame gen under 50 or so fps sucks ass
Reminds me of the MH:Wilds where it was recommended for my setup to use framegen to even reach 60fps... and my setup couldn't use framegen
sour rivet
Cryengine IIRC
ah right
sour rivet
Reminds me of the MH:Wilds where it was recommended for my setup to use framegen...
framegen was the only way i could play
i loved every minute of the game
but like
the fuck capcom
static axle
Reminds me of the MH:Wilds where it was recommended for my setup to use framegen...
ah, isnt that the reason why it aint doing so hot too
timber oxide
framegen was the only way i could play
I still had ~30fps on medium
left mantle
Another extremely powerful but under utilised engine
I hear it's the licensing that's a huge turn off these days but I got 0 clue if that's actually the case
timber oxide
Using Intel XeSS
left mantle
But I do enjoy that my favorite piece of slop uses an engine that's essentially a fork of cryengine
carmine laurel
do it i want to learn
heres a 4 month old list of games I've personally played and had no issues with that were all ue5
Black Myth, Avowed, Clair Obscure, Oblivion Remaster (this shouldnt count since it was used for rendering and graphics only), Everspace 2, Empire of the Ants, The Finals, The First Descendant, Frostpunk 2, Lords of the Fallen, Only Up! (an actual asset flip), Palworld, Ready or Not, Satisfactory, Starship Troopers: Extermination, Split Fiction, Still Wakes the Deep
Very possible, I don't really know much about engines, just about their development environment, everything outside of that is completely out of reach for me
sour rivet
heres a 4 month old list of games I've personally played and had no issues with ...
expedition 33 uses ue5?
damn
thin bobcat
Because you need to request info on pretty much everything lmao
timber oxide
i loved every minute of the game
It was fine but I still think Rise is better 
left mantle
I enjoy how the satisfactory devs went "Oh hey there's this real time GI tool in UE5...We'll let you turn it on but we don't actually support it right now"
thin bobcat
Well, get used to not having optimised games because with AI and everything, it will only get much much worse
timber oxide
@sour rivet What honse should I turn into glue next
thin bobcat
We gonna go from lazy to literally just asking the AI every 2 minutes
sour rivet
<@584984707503226880> What honse should I turn into glue next
what're my choices
carmine laurel
man I still laugh each time I remember that nvidia video where they pretended that actual individual enemies will have adaptive ai
timber oxide
what're my choices
sour rivet
Well, get used to not having optimised games because with AI and everything, it ...
we need to kill corporates
sour rivet
2 one on top row
green granite
Umapyoi
left mantle
God that'd be a pain in the ass to do
carmine laurel
with the fancy graphics of it targetting the healer first
sour rivet
when MMO on ue5
quiet abyss
man I still laugh each time I remember that nvidia video where they pretended th...
and i still laugh when i see the ign doom video
carmine laurel
quiet abyss
because its fucking hilarious
thin bobcat
man I still laugh each time I remember that nvidia video where they pretended th...
I mean, hey, that is possible, I mean, at least it's possible if you don't have any graphical output
timber oxide
2 one on top row
btw that's one of the photos I wanted to post here when I came back from weebcon but still no image perms
timber oxide
I just turned it into a sticker
sour rivet
btw that's one of the photos I wanted to post here when I came back from weebcon...
image perms tomorrow trust
oblique belfry
I just turned it into a sticker
sour rivet
blood here can confirm
timber oxide
But I had no opportunity to post it
sour rivet
thin bobcat
blood here can confirm
Ah damn, gotta walk my fish now, sorry
sour rivet
bastar
forest acorn
heres a 4 month old list of games I've personally played and had no issues with ...
the squad ue5 update 
carmine laurel
Then it's definitely possible lmao
even if they wanted to do it, it would never take off, cause the moment you introduce an enemy that can learn from players, people will simply stop playing your game
timber oxide
Ah damn, gotta walk my fish now, sorry
Is your fridge running?
carmine laurel
the squad ue5 update <:Aware:1043764182576791632>
I've never played squad
forest acorn
I've never played squad
it ran fine before the visual update
carmine laurel
I've watched nano's videos
static axle
Reminds me of the MH:Wilds where it was recommended for my setup to use framegen...
went to check wilds for idk, but damn what a review "Maybe instead of collabing with fender and final fantasy you can collab with windows and make a functional game
"
forest acorn
nothing really changed graphically? i think it uses lumen now? but it runs at like 1/2 the original fps
thin bobcat
even if they wanted to do it, it would never take off, cause the moment you intr...
It wouldn't work, I can tell you that much, our GPU's are not powerful enough to do heavy computations while rendering high fidelity graphics, it's just a stupid thing to say in a presentation
Just because it's theoretically possible doesn't mean it's viable lmao
static axle
squad has never run fine xD
squad was arma performance all over again with better base graphics
carmine laurel
It wouldn't work, I can tell you that much, our GPU's are not powerful enough to...
also, lets say you did have a fully adaptive npc with AI
timber oxide
went to check wilds for idk, but damn what a review "Maybe instead of collabing...
The main fucking issue is that the game runs like shit and doesn't even have good graphics to justify it
timber oxide
It looks like ass compared to what it requires
carmine laurel
it can only do the same set of moves in different orders
static axle
The main fucking issue is that the game runs like shit and doesn't even have goo...
its a wonder how they made such a bad performer
thin bobcat
it can only do the same set of moves in different orders
I mean, that's a ton of possible outcomes if you give the enemy 10 sets to choose from, so I guess it would still work but why would anyone give up his computation power in exchange to having their testicle twisted
forest acorn
the squad ue5 update <:Aware:1043764182576791632>
to be clear its not out yet, the playtests for it are what im judging it off
timber oxide
Rise looks and runs better
marsh cargo
damn yall yapped about UE5 and doge didnt appear to pop a blood vessel
forest acorn
doge hop on eu5
left mantle
damn yall yapped about UE5 and doge didnt appear to pop a blood vessel
EUROPA UNIVERSALIS 5
marsh cargo
carmine laurel
I mean, that's a ton of possible outcomes if you give the enemy 10 sets to choos...
but even if you gave it 100 sets, eventually people would figure out the strat to beat it anyway and overcome it.
For what they marketed to be real, it would basically need to be able to invent its on sets instead of having someone make them
sour rivet
you know what they should do with unreal engine 5?
MAKE ANOTHER FUCKING UNREAL TOURNAMENT
I YEAAARRNNN FOR IT
carmine laurel
self-learning enemy is always gonna be limited by what its allowed to perform model wise
carmine laurel
MAKE ANOTHER FUCKING UNREAL TOURNAMENT
do it yourself
thin bobcat
<a:nodders:1244959805714468946> but even if you gave it 100 sets, eventually peo...
That's completely true but that way you have a boss fight that takes 10 hours to master instead of 2
left mantle
Bro I just wanna trade for items 
Please answer
thin bobcat
Why would anyone want to be stuck like that in some random ass game
sour rivet
do it yourself
no im lazy and braindead
carmine laurel
unironically birb, you can do it yourself with just video guidance
thin bobcat
Unless it's a souls-like but those are "niche" enough to not make the feature viable
carmine laurel
Why would anyone want to be stuck like that in some random ass game
I can personally say I would love a game where theres an enemy that always learns from you, cause it would be a fun way to kill time improving against it in say a sword duel type game
carmine laurel
but it would suck so hard as a "every enemy just gets progressively smarter until you cant beat the game" setting
marsh cargo
wdym 4 ?
3 didnt exist
carmine laurel
but like a
thin bobcat
I can personally say I would love a game where theres an enemy that always learn...
That would require some dynamic rigging engine and I doubt that'd run smoothly at that point lmao
forest acorn
I mean, that's a ton of possible outcomes if you give the enemy 10 sets to choos...
could just make it change up movesets every time you figure out one and start doin decent damage to it 
thin bobcat
And some dynamic engine for mapping and moves
sour rivet
wdym 4 ?
3 didnt exist
.... i liked 3
thin bobcat
Actions
thin bobcat
You'd have like 15 different engines running lmao
carmine laurel
yeah
sour rivet
2 better tho
green granite
When can we have Unreal Engine 7
thin bobcat
When can we have Unreal Engine 7
That name alone probably started giving Doge pixel errors
carmine laurel
the funniest part of the hd2 session today was I could see when doge was having fps hits
copper vapor
That name alone probably started giving Doge pixel errors
it crashed my gpu already
thin bobcat
At this point there's no more improving, we're at the highest end, they can only push more stupid ass development "Quality Of Life" features that allow drag & drop for features, to make the game require new hardware again
static axle
but it would suck so hard as a "every enemy just gets progressively smarter unti...
just play dumb
thin bobcat
but it would suck so hard as a "every enemy just gets progressively smarter unti...
Honestly, I can make a game like that for you in about 10 minutes, how does that sound, I just make it shut down your computer
copper vapor
but it would suck so hard as a "every enemy just gets progressively smarter unti...
hello neighbor?
timber oxide
but it would suck so hard as a "every enemy just gets progressively smarter unti...
They can't get smarter from me cause I'm fucking retarded 
carmine laurel
hello neighbor?
its got limitations
copper vapor
I can personally say I would love a game where theres an enemy that always learn...
I keep saying instead of DLSS and using AI for graphics we should use AI for... you know, enemy AI
static axle
play a game for me
not my style
sour rivet
When can we have Unreal Engine 7
never
carmine laurel
Honestly, I can make a game like that for you in about 10 minutes, how does that...
thin bobcat
Hello Neighbour was a pretty cool concept, ngl
carmine laurel
not my style <a:nodders:1244959805714468946>
but its cool cause the enemy does learn from you as much as possible
sour rivet
Hello Neighbour was a pretty cool concept, ngl
the first couple alphas were amazing
thin bobcat
But it just had way too many bugs and sadly the Neighbour got stuck so fucking much
forest acorn
tarkov ue5 when
thin bobcat
But the concept was really fucking cool
marsh cargo
forest acorn
But it just had way too many bugs and sadly the Neighbour got stuck so fucking m...
then they threw it away to make a generic slop horror youtuber bait game
static axle
<a:nodders:1244959805714468946> but its cool cause the enemy does learn from you...
but its not as cool as borderlands 4 special collectors edition for 150( doesnt include the game)
thin bobcat
tarkov ue5 when
Bro, they already can't code in C#, don't give them a language that they actually have to think for
timber oxide
<:ohno:955140217696837743>
MatPat, no 
thin bobcat
C++ Tarkov, ah fuck no
carmine laurel
I keep saying instead of DLSS and using AI for graphics we should use AI for... ...
locally ran AI processes too slowly for it to be a real threat, and I'd hate to be using a billion liters of a water a playthrough just for my enemies to be marginally smarter
forest acorn
then they threw it away to make a generic slop horror youtuber bait game
mascot horror tier
forest acorn
wasnt hello neighbor 2 cancelled
timber oxide
Silksong does not exist
sour rivet
hello neighbor never released 
sour rivet
wasnt hello neighbor 2 cancelled
no
copper vapor
Silksong does not exist
Pilksong when
forest acorn
i remember seeing someone play it and not understanding wtf the plot was
static axle
Pilksong when
Take hit of copium from the pilkbong
timber oxide
click on my profile
Removing you from my friends
sour rivet
NOOOOO
verbal lodge
i tapped out as soon as you entered the mannequin dimension in 2
it stopped making sense and the gameplay was horrifically bad
forest acorn
i remember seeing someone play it and not understanding wtf the plot was
birb man kidnaps children to boil or something? but like everyone else in the town is also a bunch of weirdos that hide keys and shit around the place
thin bobcat
I just had a heart attack when I read Nikita
static axle
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2789680/Hello_Neighbor_3/ <:pepewhy:892746475...
ah so now its shiny stuff and realistic woods
thin bobcat
ah so now its shiny stuff and realistic woods
Yeah yeah, and the ass hair is now also casting ray traced shadows
static axle
thin bobcat
The game will have the same issues that Hello Neighbor 2 had
sour rivet
Who are you, random NPC chatter no.69420
my name deez
wild vortex
@matpat hi
@matpat we have alot of lore
@matpat hello, neighbor
static axle
Yeah yeah, and the ass hair is now also casting ray traced shadows
now thats why s2 ran so bad, all that strelok asshair shadow casting
forest acorn
The game will have the same issues that Hello Neighbor 2 had
lmfao the wiki page for hello neighbor 2 is like 13 paragraphs of plot
timber oxide
my name deez
It's so sad birbbraim died of ligma
forest acorn
and none of it makes sense
thin bobcat
now thats why s2 ran so bad, all that strelok asshair shadow casting
Explains why I had a floating desk lamp, it calculated the air resistance of the npc's ass hair
Forgot to delete the table and the lamp
What does tinybuild even fund nowadays
Like what games do they publish
timber oxide
I know what game they tried to help with
thin bobcat
just forget i even asked anything
sour rivet
games
forest acorn
What does tinybuild even fund nowadays
a lot of really decent indie games
a lot of mediocre ones
they just kinda gamble on projects
sour rivet
wait
wild vortex
the king is watching is alright
sour rivet
since when did they put the hello neighbor alphas on steam
timber oxide
Always
thin bobcat
a lot of mediocre ones
Most of the ones I saw at first glance didn't look like garbage or some asset drop
sour rivet
tf
forest acorn
arent they also making uhhh
thin bobcat
But they also didn't look like something I'd enjoy
forest acorn
streets of rogue 2
or is that some other studio with little guys as their publishing logo
static axle
just forget i even asked anything
deadside....ooof
verbal lodge
i think my taste buds are cooked 🟥🟥🟩🟩🟥🟥🟩🟥🟩🟥 4/10 | 2025-09-05 | https://scrandle.com
that kebab looked good doe 
thin bobcat
Yeah that was to be expected
That game was just utter shit in the alpha
It was really not enjoyable
sour rivet
i think my taste buds are cooked 🟥🟥🟩🟩🟥🟥🟩🟥🟩🟥 4/10 | 2025-09-05 | https:...
christmas colors
forest acorn
Most of the ones I saw at first glance didn't look like garbage or some asset dr...
8/10 tinybuild published games are playable
verbal lodge
And yeah basically all the green ones looked decently appetizing
hexed kernel
Yeah that was to be expected
tactical extraction shooter 
forest acorn
2/10 of em end up being hello neighbor 2 or level zero
mediocre tycoon game or horror
verbal lodge
entering a card game tourney in an hour and a half
we win these, need that prize money
sour rivet
win
thin bobcat
8/10 tinybuild published games are playable
I mean, it really doesn't look like garbage, just not my type of games usually from what I can see
timber oxide
<:prayge:1051578354073096222>
I hope you get fucking destroyed 
thin bobcat
But I don't get why they publish stuff like Level Zero: Extraction
sour rivet
imagine the things you can do with $1,500 USD
i could....
verbal lodge
sour rivet
buy things....
forest acorn
tactical extraction shooter <:caught:1323767673263362098>
hiii heyyy
timber oxide
imagine the things you can do with $1,500 USD
You can buy Doge a computer
verbal lodge
i could....
nah, chuck it in the savings
sour rivet
NOOOOOO
forest acorn
trianqren lets play a tactical extraction shooter
hexed kernel
hiii heyyy
hai :3
thin bobcat
tactical extraction shooter <:caught:1323767673263362098>
I mean, it really did not feel like one when I played the alpha
You just kinda died and came back as a monster
forest acorn
it was kinda crusty with how busted the monster was
sour rivet
i would have to deal with tarrifs for that, hell nah
a measly 200$ could save him
verbal lodge
he'll be fine
timber oxide
i would have to deal with tarrifs for that, hell nah
Never said you have to give it to him
forest acorn
die and get to come back as some unkillable fuckhead
verbal lodge
timber oxide
Just that you can buy him one
verbal lodge
no hand me downs around here
timber oxide
I'll be honest, my perception of money is kinda fucked
thin bobcat
die and get to come back as some unkillable fuckhead
Yeah but weren't you extremely sensitive to light in the game? It's been quite a while since I played the alpha
verbal lodge
timber oxide
You said $1500 and my first thought was "damn, that's not a lot"
proven tundra
whoops
thin bobcat
You said $1500 and my first thought was "damn, that's not a lot"
I mean, it is if you have 0 obligations like rent, utilities, taxes, groceries, insurances
frail leafBOT
💱 200 CAD (Canadian Dollar) :flag_ca: is equal to 5,959.02 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr:
proven tundra
what does 6k lira buy you
timber oxide
How long is that tournament
verbal lodge
if you take into account your monthly expenses, it may not seem like alot
thin bobcat
what does 6k lira buy you
In turkey? Quite a bit from what I could gather
proven tundra
thin bobcat
I was never actually in Turkey, so I can't really tell you anything specific
But I know that tabacco and stuff like that is extremely cheap over there
timber oxide
I mean, it is if you have 0 obligations like rent, utilities, taxes, groceries, ...
I do have to pay bills, it's just that an extra $1500 doesn't mean much
I guess it's cool to get it for like, 2h or work
verbal lodge
How long is that tournament
Max 10 rounds of Swiss. *Number of Swiss rounds depends on participation number.
Best of 3, 2 decks
so you have a chance if you go x-2
just go x-2 it's that easy
timber oxide
But in my current financial situation it's not gonna be a life changing amount of money
thin bobcat
I guess it's cool to get it for like, 2h or work
So your hourly tariff / wage is 750$?
timber oxide
Blood you don't understand
thin bobcat
Damn, good indication that I get tired when I mix up "you're" and "your"
timber oxide
I'm saying that the amount as a whole is not that exciting for me, but $1500 in 2h sounds cool, assuming that's how long the tournament lasts
thin bobcat
Ah it's bound to some tournament, thought just like that
timber oxide
Yeag
verbal lodge
it's a 1400 person event
assuming each round lasts like 30 minutes
we could be here for awhile
sour rivet
proven tundra
what kind of tourney? yugioh?
timber oxide
it's a 1400 person event
assuming each round lasts like 30 minutes
we could be h...
Well even for a whole day it's not that bad I guess
verbal lodge
what kind of tourney? yugioh?
shadowverse, yugioh doesn't do cash prizing
timber oxide
Ew, shadowverse
thin bobcat
1.5k$ prize pool against 1.4k people 
timber oxide
Fucking cygames I hate these mfs
timber oxide
Remember when I said I don't like the honse game
verbal lodge
i did the math, it's 6 hours
thin bobcat
Well, it's probably some random fun event, so whatever, could be worse
timber oxide
And I ended up playing it again
Turns out I just hate cygames and the honse game is ok
verbal lodge
timber oxide
better be mejiro
There's like a couple of them what do you mean
verbal lodge
i knew deep down you did not hate them
timber oxide
I do not hate the game
It's fine
It's like a 7/10
With the monetization being 1/10
verbal lodge
anyways, it is nearly time
timber oxide
But cygames
verbal lodge
i'll be off then
timber oxide
Sucks balls
timber oxide
And are the reason why I think AI image generation is justified in some cases
timber oxide
~~give me my perms,.,.~~
Soon™
verbal lodge
nobody is willingly clicking on your link
proven tundra
I want to post my satisfactory coal setup 🙁
proven tundra
8/3 is a beatiful thing
proven tundra
Rat do you have more rails
I strip mined the mineshaft next to my house for all those 
you can take my iron if you want
proven tundra
feel free to rifle through my iron
zealous depot
Pyrson is iron cutting
proven tundra
just use the main terminal in my hoooooose
timber oxide
You have to log in when the construction is complete
zealous depot
I wonder have yall ransacked my room yet if its even intact?
zealous depot
proven tundra
You have to log in when the construction is complete
timber oxide
When I find a guy who took away our image perms I will nuke his computer with a hentai zipbomb
zealous depot
timber oxide
I will write a program
zealous depot
The hentai zipbomb will just be cups whole computer
timber oxide
That will display Hatsune Miku doing a fortnite default dance whenever they click on anything
zealous depot
That's tame 
timber oxide
That's tame <:madge1:1146899342217715814>
That's in addition to the hentai zipbomb
static axle
just noticed i had ed in epic @left mantle
zealous depot
That's in addition to the hentai zipbomb
Much better
static axle
That will display Hatsune Miku doing a fortnite default dance whenever they clic...
average operagx theme
timber oxide
I'd probably go insane
static axle
with each keyboard press is metal pipe.mp3
zealous depot
The only opera theme you should use is fwog
timber oxide
I don't even use opera
static axle
The only opera theme you should use is fwog
only opera you should use is firefox or chrome
timber oxide
I'm using Chrome
zealous depot
What am I saying tho I use Google already
timber oxide
I used to use Firefox
static axle
imagine being baited into using "gamer" browser
timber oxide
I don't even remember why I switched to Chrome
static axle
big kek
timber oxide
But right now I'm too used to it
So I ain't switching even if there are better options
static axle
I don't even remember why I switched to Chrome
probably the time when firefox was kinda bad, but then got good again
timber oxide
It's literally the same with me still using Intel while everyone sucks AMDs dick
zealous depot
I would use Firefox on my apple laptop when I was in high-school, but I've been using uhhhh Google ever since then
timber oxide
probably the time when firefox was kinda bad, but then got good again
Probably
static axle
But right now I'm too used to it
ngl same, all i use firefox for is if yt updates adblock bans. then usually day or two i switch back to chrome when adblock updates
timber oxide
I also used Internet Explorer / Edge for the thing that everyone does
Downloading a better browser
static axle
same
timber oxide
Send the police to hell
static axle
"you should give edge a chance" yeah naah
timber oxide
Directly
proven tundra
Firefox on my laptop
Chrome on my phone cause I've been using it for however long it's been a thing and I'm too lazy to change
zealous depot
>killed a bystander by accident
>was 5 star for 20 mins
"There are no accidents."
timber oxide
"you should give edge a chance" yeah naah
To be honest Edge seems to be better than IE but I only used both for like 1m total
So I can't really tell
proven tundra
We have to use edge on work computers
Dang government
static axle
To be honest Edge seems to be better than IE but I only used both for like 1m to...
what ive gathered, edge kinda okay, but i dont trust internet claims
oblique belfry
love how my gpu is going 
at 59 fps
timber oxide
Me neither
oblique belfry
but the moment i turn it to 60 fps it goes 
static axle
also microsoft, im already using os. gotta balance with google browser
timber oxide
Hey Doge, wanna hear a funny
oblique belfry
yuh ?
static axle
give equal share of data
timber oxide
I still have the Unity pistol you start with
oblique belfry
timber oxide
My only weapon marked as fav