#╟❓general-offtopic
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I need to spam the chat with clips that only 1-2 people are interested in
I want people to see my funnies
I want to throw bricks at @sour rivet
i want to post sukus and fumos
this is our silksong

no news of when its fixed
Sending clips of me doing stupid shit in cyberpunk to Doge's DMs got boring very quickly
mostly because I don't want to spam people's DMs, I want to spam public chats 
Ngl part of me feels like people are hyping up silksong so much that there gonna be upset that its similar to the original
I wamt to send silly cat poctures
10 years of no image perms
actually, what's stopping me? https://vxtwitter.com/theoriachan/status/1941152608556892589?s=46

I want to send screenshots of my CBT strategy games that no one cares about
No embed, ain't clicking that
batman we can send PORN batman!
Hold up
the mods wont click the links batman!
But we can send images, they just won't embed, right?
nobody will know about how cute koishi is
i will

BATMAN THE MODS ARE HIDING HERE BATMAN
Krast how do you do this
Why is the green blob so slutty
It doesn't work for me 

- right click
- copy link
paste in a server without perms (here)
I'm on my phone
Long press the image post in discord
Copy text
Paste in other discord
WHERE ARE THEY
Where are whom?
it's like those people who think hifi rush was the gods gift to gaming or some shit
RELEASE THE IMAGE FILES TO THE PUBLIC
Satisfactory
So what ur saying is, adhd quencher or CBT

WoT is waterboarding, except there's rng for the water falling on ur face
I'll probably just do an hour with boosters and then satisfactory
I'm waiting to see if any of my old clan mates show up again to do platoons with
Satisfactory
why would you give yourself the CBT that is wot

When you get older
You need some of that CBT to get off
mp1 done

Also I wish 15 years ago me had created an EU account
Can't play with Grim or Hate
time for mp2 

lets see if that work out of the box
i promise you
you dont
its fucking hell over here

the voices have also been teling me to reinstall war thunder
and im tempted to do so
even if i know that its a horrible mistake

It can't be worse than me reinstalling wot
oh it is
take it from a man with 5K hours in war thunder

our community is even more retarted
and im not even talking about leaking classified docs every 2 fucking weeks

I probably have around 3k hours in wot
20k games x 7.5 min average match length and then the hours I spent in CW + Strongholds
ye same
me with E100 1v5 against a team where we started out short because we didn't want to throw a match when we were running double cw teams
and I WON somehow lol

everyone else had left the match to hop in the queue for the next one
caller jumps back into my vc channel
are you coming?
I CAN'T I'M WINNING
everyone jumps back in
i could take my E-100 for spin
we gaming

i feel like you part of many idiot groups

oh if only you knew how bad it truely is

Why play WoT when u can suffer in WT
Stupid question maybe, but is it ok to put anti vibration mat under my pc?
majima has a bomb strapped to his chest
try turning off your vibe first
wtf turn it off
dont worry he did
Just killed jetstream sam after hour without medkits and that was painful
Now do it without parrying

When I first played mgrr I never figured out that parrying was even a thing
Beat the game without it
Monsoon was a huge fucking pain
I had bigger trouble to kill him in chapter 5 than in 4
Jim Bravura
Jim Bravura
now do it on revengeance mode no parries no blade mode no heals
rip jimbo
How horrifying
mp1: install fix pack
mp2: press play and enjoy
ivan touching grass? damn how'd it go
went well
was a date
told her she loooks gorgeous
and she told me im pretty
we foken won
WE MUST STAY FOCUSED
we gotta lock in thus time
we must not fumble the fat rack chat
i will not forgive myself if I do
I wish you good luck! 
stay strong brotha
vinnie gognitti
perfect for booty calls
Holy shit a discord user winning? Fake news
dw there's still time for something to go wrong
Godspeed Ivan
might even be close with their ex

Successfully rage baited people with nutri-score. Night time well spent

I'm not close with my ex
she can explode for all I care
I pray to all deities

I wonder if I can farm bonfire ascetics in dark souls 2 to upgrade every bonfire in the game to ng+
Tbf that requires playing dark souls 2 (idrc but gotta follow the DS2 hate train
)

You either bite on those titties or bite on the shotgun
fucking what
I uderstand him perfectly
What did I just come to
I went on a date
she apparently had fun and her cheeks hurt from smiling and laughing
- she has a fat rack
I think its what the kids call this
"a win"
foekoe has been streaming silksong for 9 hours straight
@sour rivet
God blass you man
is he ok
i mean hes right
Thats not a win
That's a fucking congratulation
a win? more like a fucking VICTORY
10k views during launch minute
at the end
Again you better not humble this
110 views now


If you do good
You'll bang, ok?

bro is winning...
Bro is winning at life bro
it took every mollecule of my being and in the known universe to not look at the massive cleavage she had
How did u know her bruv
thats nice ivan, now chill about the tits
boob...
youd understand
the rack is meaningless if the one its attached too is not a good person
better than a shitty person with no rack
so ivan
she seems chill
Idk bruv
we had a vibe going
Boobs = Win
I think I mean
how much more can I Win
Idk what is your goal w her
ivan you should tell her about lotr lore
But only time will tell
I did
tell her about offtopic that'll win her over
based
she has watched LOTR
We must all go to Ivan's place to witness such greatness
something came up and I Randomly started yapping about the battle with the balrog
keeper
thats it
ivan
if you fuck it up
i will literally find you
and just kill you
if I fuck it up I'm kissing hte 9mm
There can only be so much he can fuck up

ivan
she has one of
if you fuck this up
chat
i swear
OMG
she has a cosplay of Lunar Princess Ranni
we will turn bulgaria into IRL tarkov
hold on
is she popular ??
ivan
not rly
do not fuck this up
ok nvm
less than 1k followers
i swear to fucking god
@sour rivet Ivan is finally able to Agnes Tachyon since his new GF is into cosplaying 
offtopic army strategising to get ivan big tiddy gf
ok so her @ on insta?
aw man
i forgor

hand it over mate
gotta check her, make sure shes good for you
hood council
yeah...
the hoods brightest minds
anyway ivan, about that @...
Offtopic when helping a person: 
Offtopic when Ivan got a fat rack: 
it would be a generational fuck up
you should tell her that 
if we break up i'll kms

only do this in emergency
this is the final straw of course
it always work trust
shut up hate
Aah yes manipulation 101
Ivan is destined to bang a big baddies
imma be real i never liked max's face in mp2
and on the 3rd into jobless drunk father
ahh she manipulated him with giant titties so it's only fair 
Ok but who doesnt want to be manipulated with a giant milker
3rd max payne was modeled after his va btw 

I"d love to talk and get to know you more
Oh hell nah
AYYYYYYYYY

My man won at life

































AY DIOS MIOOOO
cringe
i was gonna say focus on your own life but then again its thousands of hours of games
what's her ig 
kys mbo
you're the one advertising

mf i did the horizontal tango with a chick a good few times last month life going good

also had the boys over last month aswell
was fun
a cosplayer egirl appeared in my instagram feed yesterday and it was the most surreal experience ever
like i swear to god
she was dressed exactly the same as one of my ocs
like literally the exact same fit
even the hair
she's stalking yo ass and copying your shit
keeper...
I just want to be able to bang a cosplay chick
Why Ivan got divine blessing but I dont

not worth it imo 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpdy42NWSPM zullie the witch at home
... that calendar
Go fuck yourself for 0.3 seconds I thought
WAIT
embed perms back
nopeeeee
nopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
nopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

dont pay attention to it
(gif of a rock being thrown at a watermelon(your head))
peak
alright daily CBT battles in wot done
time for satisfactory
SHAW
for some reason
silksong is almost twice as expensive on playstation than it is on pc in brazil
60 brl vs 115 brl

on xbox it's 75 brl
So you're not into the girl, you just want her to dress up as a fictional character you want to bang
Sounds kinda unhealthy if you ask me
damn pyrson I'd send a golf clap gif if we had perms
but yea 
bro just wants to fuck mona from genshin
My apolocheese
OK BUT MONA IS-
Actually hold on
Im a normal person
Yep alright
Mona is okay
You? A normal person?
What no image perms does to a mf
I have burrito tho
So big W of today
And I visited cat cafe
I swear cat cafe is wayyyy better than tiddy cafe
Cat cafe 
Yehh boi
I have bunch of picture of cars
you misspelt falco
pusheen 
Pusheen is so peak
flaco,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

I can't believe sparta is wasting his perms by posting skong
EL SEÑOR DE LA NOCHE
Sparter I want to order a hit
On who
Of course it's El Señor De La Noche
OMG its the bay harbor hitter
bastard
The great image perms prohibition has caused users to use proxies in order to wage war on other users with memes
Got my first Million in runescape 
Converting a 4080x3060 image into a 320x320 sticker really does things to the quality
Its amazing 
naah, whats compression 
Ballin', but at what cost?
destroying steam
The servers
we went from
max to
max
No but I would find it very funny
it would
It would be on theme
Also just realized something
this means witch has double the fucking ascendancies as some classes already added in 0.3 
anyone bought and played it yet?
meesa played
wild to assume these guys have moeny, some dont even qualify to make fast food
I dunno, can y'all tell me why most of the girls lie that they love their partner?

answer our riddles three to find out
her
LMAO
@timber oxide i love how in mp2 if you reload middle of slow mo max does a fucking cindarella spin 

more than 5 keks.... impressive..
The power max payne brings leads to memes some would call...unnatural

Doing numbers
why is he thre
They are going to Silksong
Fate worse than death
damn soo many keks
hate micro eceleb status
They need to stop winning
3 australian dudes breaking steam
heyaaaa
huh wonder why no one is playing helldivers 2 on my friends list rn
must be because of the bug
there was a moron today that refused to accept evidence and ragebaited all of us for an hour 
regarding 1 tapping chargers on hd2
during launch
probably why people dont wanna play atm 
My friend group has these 2
none of my friends played HK in the first place
That just no lifes the game
my friends are all still playing poe2
aaah
And the owner of the server cant vc with them cause they would keep spoiling him
poe2 gulag refuses to let people go

falco ?


that u ?
sam has accepted the gifts
Anywhos
Today on divers
I shot a impaler
And it tried launching itself at me
To kill me with its dead body
where are my offering of 278 eyes

aten
yummas
i only have 1 friend who even wants it

my friend will buy it but not because he wants it
he wants to buy it cuz its 8 dollars
and a popular game

be original
call it slopsong
slopslop
silpslop
hollow slop slipslops
sollop soliep silpslop
bugslop
bugbug
Skong
buggow buggiht bugbong
so fun and satisfying
sounds like smth from rick n morty
high on life guns be like
alright nero lookin ass
@sour rivet
wrong fucking ping
the silksanity never stops
silksonity'
anyways, i am absolutely loving SM2 update
fuck silk song, SM2 players eating good

is peam
i dunno what makes space marine 2 even good
and so thats why people hail it as "Best game ever"
that is such a weak reason too
ok then

being honest
not alot 
its literally not special
in any way
ngl
this is like the same thing as waiting for cyberpunk 2
if a franchise is really good
ofc people want more from it
in this case silksong
yes, but its not best game in history type good
already 
its just good
won 2 awards and 4 nominees
doesnt mean its best in history
still one of the greatest
you
deltarune tmr
i just did retard
idk what youre on about
XD
shut up uno who asked
nope cause decided to not see them 
no you didnt
it means
you dont get to use it because no one is with you here 
I was lurking
dont need anyone with me
its literally not the best game in history
what could possibly make it that good, and if one of you say story imma lose my shit
You clearly have not seen the inside of the spiderman's writers room
the frame is too hard
comics are on a whole another level
but sony is like "animated series with mild bruises. take it or leave it."
zombie spider man in every adaptation is a fucking nuts thing

people tend to forget that spider-man is literally one of the strongest mutants
bro is fucking cracked
spooder man
i love my spider man
deadpool no diffs
yet he refuses to use his potential
also fucking canonical MK go hard
he has a suit SPECIFICALLY for "thats it im fucking done"
in the series where doc ock took over his body he was shocked to learn peter was pulling his punches
didnt daredevil say some shit about his muscles SOUNDING powerful n shit

hes blind leave him alone
yeah exactly
literal fucking bridge cable headass

@sour rivet

But the zombies timeline would've been so shit if it wasn't rated TV-MA
True, makes me wonder if the new animated show is actually gonna be peak or not
im curious about it
because this is marvel we are talking about 
that for some stupid reason doesn't do stuff above pg13 besides deadpool movies
and thats probably cuz of sony
I mean the trailer showed some decent gore levels for marvel tbf
Disney.
i wonder if they will do the spooder man vs sandman bit

It's really hard to get R rated content out if you're owned by disney
🇵🇭
day one filipino
17 days
y
ah, i thought something better than slopsong was releasing
The ground is angry
quite so
In contrast to the sky being angry over here
Your sins have come for you 

Alright enough yappin back to mappin
bars
what's your take on the endgame so far

!topic
@blissful dagger
NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS
General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope
(the one posting this with !topic is a certified reddit mod)
scrolling through my feed
i spot tonk
I can't see it 
-# I shall feed myself to the lurkers now

Only at t3 right now because holy shit my waystone drops have been ass but there's plenty here...I think I'll need to get way further before I can solidify shit
https://www.tiktok.com/@owlcatgames/video/7540327302761172246?_t=ZM-8zR1braa0mb&_r=1
anyways im still reposting this because its still top
i hope you're enjoying the tower shit
EL SEÑOR DE LA NOCHEEEE
But they really need to figure out a way to ease people into some mechanics
Wait
its out now ?
ooh
6 hours

the mechanics are ported over from poe 1
Delirium mirror, expeditions, abyss overrun, otherworldly invasions...theres a lot there
one last kiss
they apperently added some giga endgame bosses
i dont have time to replay the first one
i love you like an alcholoic
though i had more time
i dont think you need to
I heard a new witch ascendancy is tied to it
Abyssal lich it seems
the editing is on point too
i mean it because i did like the first one
yeah haha

But it's so fucking annoying not having the third tier of ascendancy when doing maps
Since you need 75+ trials to drop



SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
MINIMUM:
Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: Windows 10
Processor: Intel Core i5-10400
Memory: 16 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050
DirectX: Version 12
Storage: 50 GB available space
Additional Notes: SSD recommended

cute
Oh also keep an eye out on canyon map, dunno if it's new but the transition from interior to exterior is visually fucky
Not barely
also, holy grenades
That shit really fucks with you when you're going through all the aoe shit
like, a god roll'd bow
i was more concerned about myself
Oh fuck no
that wil llast you the entire endgame

I'm poor as shit man
smh sparter
I rolled my bow
damb
oooh rigt the new gears of war remake is out
ooh well anyways
it's fine you will learn the ways of poe trade, you will find your place soon
I won't do it till I can use siege crossbows anyway
yeah... bad timing to release it
Wait really I have heard nothing about it since that one trailer 
Also that transition is so much more noticable in the ones where the sun goes inside 
That was eday
You see the who ass temp of the color change

yeh it doesn't seem intended
Max Payne 2 done
"You know what else is interesting? Grenades."
how many chapters did it have?
3x8
Voltaic is probbably getting swapped for shockburst at one point
Fucking, MP1 and MP2 combined are just slightly above 2gb, meanwhile MP3 is 32gb 
not really, cause those who wanna play gears will play gears, and those who wanna play slopsong will play slop song
2 totally different games
this aint no cod releases day before bf or anything like that
weird question: how do i fully uninstall gamma and anomally? is deleting the file enough?
been out a while already
gears reloaded? out last month
then its time for mp3 too
aug 5th iirc
!topic
@unborn dune
NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS
General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope
(the one posting this with !topic is a certified reddit mod)

car
OH also servers a having a real rough go and it was great having that in the middle of a boss fight 
yeah servers this patch have been exceptionally worse
We're not turning her into glue
Why not 
Because she reached her career goals therefore she can stay
The real life horse is about to die soon anyways so we can keep her for now
Fast acting glue
Could call it champions glue
wait really

Ew
"Mods for Silksong are now available"

5h ago

Ok back to honse
Someone was working overtime
Skong 
lmao my sweet summer child
Now get the special ending
im so hapi
whats that
Complete the game on hardest difficulty
You get a special ending
Which is not canon
naah, im good

Skill issue
The normal difficulty of MP2 is actually one below the normal of MP1 btw
yee
shame
mp1 was way harder
I'd say MP1 was way more annoying after the halfway point
i dont see a skill issue in that unfortunately. i can just yt the ending
is it skill issue tho if i dont honestly care about that ending
So iirc, the hardest difficulty limits the amount of saves you can make during the run to just 5
ok so you not playing slopsong is a skill issue
Yes
there for it s a skill issue too cause i dont i play it
there for welcome to gamba: #skill-issue-topic
next up deadbeat washed up dad look max
offtopic-issue
off-issue
deadbeat washed up dad max who would 100% beat his wife if he had one
mp1 took me 6 hours, mp2 4 hours 
Same
you can see the difficulty difference
yee and it has more enemies coming behind and stuff too
mp1 was more in 1 spot most of the times
MP2 tries to feed you enemies so that you can get the cool slow-mo spin reloads more often
Which you only need to kill 2-3 guys to get btw
turn corner. enemies
open door. enemies
meanwhile 2 was more like heres an more open area with enemies and some come up behind
fucking spin move
best one i got was those kill last enemies get a killcam, and i could see max in the background going 
One of my biggest issues with MP1 was how bullet time was bound together with the fucking dodge jump by default
And I only found out that I can bind them to be separate like halfway through the game
And then I figured out that bullet time kinda sucks anyways since bullets already travel slow as fuck
And also the pump action is the best weapon in the game
I just adapted and enabled slowmo standing still
But yeah
Also max leaped super low in 1 compared to 2
Oh, in MP2 they upgraded the leap
You can now keep firing on the ground until your run out of bullets
Yeag
In 1 all you needed was a pebble and it was over
I didn't actually leap too often, I mostly used it to surprise the corner camping fucks
Corners yeah, or if ambush backwards
Open door, and leap backwards
@oblique belfry mp3 beginning good
angry gringo
GRINGOS

Gentlemen, I am not buying silksong.
its peam
its THE hollywood game
shit sometimes looks like a 13yo edit of some wack ass gameplay
its just effects after effects 
i mean it was 2012 no ? 
yeah but still 
expecially after playing 1 and 2 this shit is just "place effect here and here" and its just flashing effects followed with ghosting effects during cutscenes
probably why people thinks mp3 is worse then mp1 and 2
it would be so much better without all the flashing effects in the cutscenes














brain goop
