#╟❓general-offtopic

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verbal lodge
timber oxide
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I need to spam the chat with clips that only 1-2 people are interested in

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I want people to see my funnies

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I want to throw bricks at @sour rivet

verbal lodge
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i want to post sukus and fumos

sour rivet
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this is our silksong

verbal lodge
sour rivet
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no news of when its fixed

timber oxide
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Sending clips of me doing stupid shit in cyberpunk to Doge's DMs got boring very quickly

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mostly because I don't want to spam people's DMs, I want to spam public chats clueless

vital venture
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Ngl part of me feels like people are hyping up silksong so much that there gonna be upset that its similar to the original

boreal belfry
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I wamt to send silly cat poctures

timber oxide
verbal lodge
proven tundra
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I want to send screenshots of my CBT strategy games that no one cares about

timber oxide
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No embed, ain't clicking that

sour rivet
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batman we can send PORN batman!

verbal lodge
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it's joever

timber oxide
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Hold up

sour rivet
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the mods wont click the links batman!

timber oxide
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But we can send images, they just won't embed, right?

verbal lodge
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nobody will know about how cute koishi is

sour rivet
verbal lodge
sour rivet
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BATMAN THE MODS ARE HIDING HERE BATMAN

timber oxide
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Krast how do you do this

proven tundra
timber oxide
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It doesn't work for me madge1

proven tundra
verbal lodge
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paste in a server without perms (here)

proven tundra
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I'm on my phone

Long press the image post in discord
Copy text
Paste in other discord

wide chasm
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WHERE ARE THEY

proven tundra
static axle
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it's like those people who think hifi rush was the gods gift to gaming or some shit

wide chasm
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RELEASE THE IMAGE FILES TO THE PUBLIC

proven tundra
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Satisfactory or world of tanks

wide chasm
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Satisfactory

vital venture
proven tundra
wide chasm
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WoT is waterboarding, except there's rng for the water falling on ur face

proven tundra
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I'll probably just do an hour with boosters and then satisfactory

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I'm waiting to see if any of my old clan mates show up again to do platoons with

frank hearth
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why would you give yourself the CBT that is wot

proven tundra
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When you get older

static axle
proven tundra
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You need some of that CBT to get off

static axle
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mp1 done

proven tundra
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Also I wish 15 years ago me had created an EU account

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Can't play with Grim or Hate

static axle
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time for mp2 poggies

proven tundra
static axle
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lets see if that work out of the box

frank hearth
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you dont

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its fucking hell over here

proven tundra
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More shitters to farm

frank hearth
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the voices have also been teling me to reinstall war thunder

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and im tempted to do so

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even if i know that its a horrible mistake

proven tundra
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It can't be worse than me reinstalling wot

frank hearth
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take it from a man with 5K hours in war thunder

proven tundra
frank hearth
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our community is even more retarted

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and im not even talking about leaking classified docs every 2 fucking weeks

proven tundra
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I probably have around 3k hours in wot

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20k games x 7.5 min average match length and then the hours I spent in CW + Strongholds

frank hearth
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i do miss clan war with the boys tho

proven tundra
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ye same

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me with E100 1v5 against a team where we started out short because we didn't want to throw a match when we were running double cw teams

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and I WON somehow lol

frank hearth
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me being an absolute fucking gremlin on the flanks deleting T32s

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good times

proven tundra
frank hearth
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we would have been a top 10 squadron in WT if we had more members aswell

proven tundra
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everyone else had left the match to hop in the queue for the next one
caller jumps back into my vc channel
are you coming?
I CAN'T I'M WINNING
everyone jumps back in

frank hearth
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does make me wanna install WT again

static axle
frank hearth
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i could take my E-100 for spin

static axle
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we gaming

frank hearth
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im one of the 700 idiots who has one of them

proven tundra
static axle
frank hearth
wide chasm
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Why play WoT when u can suffer in WT

slim magnet
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world of tarcraft

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wartrame

chilly remnant
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Stupid question maybe, but is it ok to put anti vibration mat under my pc?

sour rivet
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majima has a bomb strapped to his chest

slim magnet
rocky turtle
sour rivet
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dont worry he did

worn quail
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Just killed jetstream sam after hour without medkits and that was painful

real aspen
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Now do it without parrying

worn quail
real aspen
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When I first played mgrr I never figured out that parrying was even a thing

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Beat the game without it

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Monsoon was a huge fucking pain

worn quail
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I had bigger trouble to kill him in chapter 5 than in 4

flat violet
verbal lodge
static axle
verbal lodge
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no items

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cook

worn quail
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Anyway time to continue story

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No

verbal lodge
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you will win

static axle
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mp1: install fix pack
mp2: press play and enjoy

upbeat verge
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chat

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i went out with woman

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she has a big rack
we must not fuck it up boys

verbal lodge
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ivan touching grass? damn how'd it go

upbeat verge
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went well

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was a date

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told her she loooks gorgeous
and she told me im pretty

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we foken won

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WE MUST STAY FOCUSED

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we gotta lock in thus time

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we must not fumble the fat rack chat

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i will not forgive myself if I do

hexed stag
rocky turtle
upbeat verge
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WE MUST NOT FUMBLE CHAT

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shes literally a neighbor of mine

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we live 1 block apart

static axle
copper vapor
vital venture
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Holy shit a discord user winning? Fake news

copper vapor
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dw there's still time for something to go wrong

proven tundra
static axle
proven tundra
uneven sapphire
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Successfully rage baited people with nutri-score. Night time well spent

copper vapor
upbeat verge
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she can explode for all I care

upbeat verge
verbal lodge
copper vapor
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I wonder if I can farm bonfire ascetics in dark souls 2 to upgrade every bonfire in the game to ng+

vital venture
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Tbf that requires playing dark souls 2 (idrc but gotta follow the DS2 hate train glorptard)

copper vapor
olive coral
quiet abyss
green granite
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Man

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Im sorry

upbeat verge
green granite
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What did I just come to

upbeat verge
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I went on a date

green granite
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Shit man

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You better not fumble this baddie

upbeat verge
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she apparently had fun and her cheeks hurt from smiling and laughing

  • she has a fat rack
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I think its what the kids call this
"a win"

oblique belfry
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foekoe has been streaming silksong for 9 hours straight ohno @sour rivet

olive coral
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God blass you man

quiet abyss
green granite
quiet abyss
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but i just got here

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damn

green granite
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That's a fucking congratulation

upbeat verge
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ty

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ty

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she even hugged me

quiet abyss
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a win? more like a fucking VICTORY

oblique belfry
upbeat verge
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at the end

green granite
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Again you better not humble this

oblique belfry
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110 views now

quiet abyss
oblique belfry
green granite
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If you do good

quiet abyss
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dont humble

green granite
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You'll bang, ok?

quiet abyss
upbeat verge
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Lord that rack

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give me strenght

obsidian sun
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bro is winning...

green granite
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Bro is winning at life bro

upbeat verge
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it took every mollecule of my being and in the known universe to not look at the massive cleavage she had

green granite
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How did u know her bruv

quiet abyss
quiet abyss
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talk about her bro

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not the tiddies

upbeat verge
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see u say that

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but if u saw that rack

obsidian sun
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boob...

upbeat verge
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youd understand

green granite
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If she's into some more freaky things bro

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You are def won

sour rivet
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the rack is meaningless if the one its attached too is not a good person

upbeat verge
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WHY DID SHE give herself so much fucking cleavage

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SHE KNEW

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SHE FUCKING KNEW

obsidian sun
sour rivet
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so ivan

upbeat verge
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we had a vibe going

green granite
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Boobs = Win

upbeat verge
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we talked during hte entire thing

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and laughed

green granite
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I think I mean

upbeat verge
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how much more can I Win

green granite
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Idk what is your goal w her

obsidian sun
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ivan you should tell her about lotr lore

green granite
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But only time will tell

upbeat verge
sour rivet
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tell her about offtopic that'll win her over

obsidian sun
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based

upbeat verge
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she has watched LOTR

green granite
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We must all go to Ivan's place to witness such greatness

upbeat verge
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something came up and I Randomly started yapping about the battle with the balrog

quiet abyss
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thats it

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ivan

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if you fuck it up

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i will literally find you

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and just kill you

upbeat verge
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if I fuck it up I'm kissing hte 9mm

green granite
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We

quiet abyss
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yeah

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WE

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we will end you

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it will be an international manhunt

green granite
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There can only be so much he can fuck up

upbeat verge
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chat

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listen chat

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when I followed her

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she does cosplays....

obsidian sun
frank hearth
upbeat verge
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she has one of

frank hearth
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if you fuck this up

upbeat verge
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chat

frank hearth
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i swear

green granite
upbeat verge
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she has a cosplay of Lunar Princess Ranni

green granite
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IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

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NOT HIM

frank hearth
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we will turn bulgaria into IRL tarkov

obsidian sun
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hold on
is she popular ??

frank hearth
upbeat verge
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not rly

frank hearth
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do not fuck this up

obsidian sun
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ok nvm

upbeat verge
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less than 1k followers

frank hearth
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i swear to fucking god

upbeat verge
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I"M TRYING MY BEST MAN

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CHILL OUT

green granite
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@sour rivet Ivan is finally able to Agnes Tachyon since his new GF is into cosplaying Wahh

upbeat verge
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SHE SAID I DID OKAY

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AND SHE HAD FUN

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"new gf" alright buddy dont push it

obsidian sun
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offtopic army strategising to get ivan big tiddy gf

quiet abyss
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aw man

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i forgor

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hand it over mate

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gotta check her, make sure shes good for you

upbeat verge
quiet abyss
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yeah...

upbeat verge
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the hoods brightest minds

quiet abyss
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anyway ivan, about that @...

upbeat verge
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I've only ever gone on 3 actual dates

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if I fail

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I'm shooting myslef

green granite
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Offtopic when helping a person: bedge

Offtopic when Ivan got a fat rack: wokege

upbeat verge
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it would be a generational fuck up

quiet abyss
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ok before you kys give us the @

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thats all i ask

obsidian sun
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you should tell her that clueless
if we break up i'll kms

quiet abyss
static axle
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how did we go from

quiet abyss
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this is the final straw of course

obsidian sun
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it always work trust

static axle
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to this

quiet abyss
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shut up hate

marsh cargo
green granite
obsidian sun
static axle
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and on the 3rd into jobless drunk father

quiet abyss
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we have ivan's future gf with big tiddies

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no one cares hate

obsidian sun
verbal lodge
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only the most effective relationship advice from offtopic

green granite
obsidian sun
upbeat verge
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ALARM

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ALARM

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EVERYONE STFU

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LISTEN

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she said

frank hearth
upbeat verge
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I"d love to talk and get to know you more

green granite
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Oh hell nah

upbeat verge
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AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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VAMOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

green granite
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AYYYYYYYYY

marsh cargo
green granite
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My man won at life

obsidian sun
green granite
upbeat verge
green granite
upbeat verge
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AY DIOS MIOOOO

static axle
copper vapor
upbeat verge
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kys mbo

copper vapor
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you're the one advertising

marsh cargo
frank hearth
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also had the boys over last month aswell

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was fun

slim magnet
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a cosplayer egirl appeared in my instagram feed yesterday and it was the most surreal experience ever

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like i swear to god

frank hearth
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and 2 of them left as a couple aswell

slim magnet
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she was dressed exactly the same as one of my ocs

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like literally the exact same fit

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even the hair

frank hearth
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now

copper vapor
obsidian sun
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keeper...

quiet abyss
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anyways

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ivan is WINNING BOIS

green granite
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I just want to be able to bang a cosplay chick

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Why Ivan got divine blessing but I dont

copper vapor
green granite
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To be able to bang my favorite character?

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Its worth it even if its only once

copper vapor
marsh cargo
copper vapor
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... that calendar

thick plover
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Go fuck yourself for 0.3 seconds I thought

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WAIT

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embed perms back

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nopeeeee

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nopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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nopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

marsh cargo
vital venture
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Lol bro got baited

thick plover
vital venture
proven tundra
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alright daily CBT battles in wot done
time for satisfactory

marsh cargo
green granite
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When is image perm

copper vapor
proven tundra
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Sparter ate them all

copper vapor
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for some reason

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silksong is almost twice as expensive on playstation than it is on pc in brazil

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60 brl vs 115 brl

marsh cargo
copper vapor
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on xbox it's 75 brl

timber oxide
copper vapor
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but yea real

green granite
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Damn

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True

copper vapor
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bro just wants to fuck mona from genshin

green granite
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My apolocheese

green granite
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Actually hold on

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Im a normal person

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Yep alright

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Mona is okay

timber oxide
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You? A normal person?

green granite
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Yes

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A normal person

timber oxide
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What no image perms does to a mf

green granite
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I have burrito tho

green granite
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So big W of today

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And I visited cat cafe

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I swear cat cafe is wayyyy better than tiddy cafe

timber oxide
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Cat cafe POGGIES1

green granite
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Yehh boi

marsh cargo
green granite
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I have bunch of picture of cars

copper vapor
green granite
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Pusheen is so peak

slim magnet
marsh cargo
marsh cargo
timber oxide
zealous depot
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I can't believe sparta is wasting his perms by posting skong

green granite
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EL SEÑOR DE LA NOCHE

timber oxide
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Sparter I want to order a hit

zealous depot
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On who

green granite
zealous depot
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OMG its the bay harbor hitter

sour rivet
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bastard

timber oxide
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Man, I wonder who could've done that

zealous depot
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The world will never know clueless

timber oxide
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The great image perms prohibition has caused users to use proxies in order to wage war on other users with memes

timid hollow
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Got my first Million in runescape poggies

timber oxide
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Converting a 4080x3060 image into a 320x320 sticker really does things to the quality

zealous depot
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Its amazing KekSkew

timber oxide
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Max

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Dearest of all my friends

left mantle
marsh cargo
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destroying steam

zealous depot
static axle
zealous depot
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Literally killing psn servers (fuck you sony)

timber oxide
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snoy in shambles

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Remember to link your psn account to play silksong

static axle
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really?

timber oxide
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No but I would find it very funny

static axle
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KekSkew it would

zealous depot
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It would be on theme

left mantle
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Also just realized something

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this means witch has double the fucking ascendancies as some classes already added in 0.3 omegakekw

runic condor
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anyone bought and played it yet?

sour rivet
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meesa played

static axle
fading mortar
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I dunno, can y'all tell me why most of the girls lie that they love their partner?

sour rivet
zealous depot
green granite
blazing maple
sour rivet
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her

copper vapor
static axle
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@timber oxide i love how in mp2 if you reload middle of slow mo max does a fucking cindarella spin KekSkew

sour rivet
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more than 5 keks.... impressive..

left mantle
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The power max payne brings leads to memes some would call...unnatural

sour rivet
flat violet
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Doing numbers

oblique belfry
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9 keks

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zam

sour rivet
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why is he thre

green granite
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They are going to Silksong

sour rivet
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that is not his place

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little knight already had a game

green granite
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Well he is going to Tarkov

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To kill bugs

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Cuz ya kno Tarkov has a lot of bugs

sour rivet
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Fate worse than death

marsh cargo
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damn soo many keks

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hate micro eceleb status

blazing maple
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total Australia victory

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Australia winning the culture war

sour rivet
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They need to stop winning

blazing maple
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3 australian dudes breaking steam

marsh cargo
little depot
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heyaaaa

blazing maple
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huh wonder why no one is playing helldivers 2 on my friends list rn

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must be because of the bug

oblique belfry
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regarding 1 tapping chargers on hd2

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during launch

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probably why people dont wanna play atm KekSkew

marsh cargo
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i wonder how my friends are taking the silksong release

thick plover
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My friend group has these 2

oblique belfry
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none of my friends played HK in the first place

thick plover
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That just no lifes the game

copper vapor
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my friends are all still playing poe2

marsh cargo
thick plover
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And the owner of the server cant vc with them cause they would keep spoiling him

oblique belfry
thick plover
thick plover
oblique belfry
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that u ?

sour rivet
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jokerge sam has accepted the gifts

thick plover
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Anywhos

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Today on divers

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I shot a impaler

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And it tried launching itself at me

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To kill me with its dead body

little depot
thick plover
sour rivet
thick plover
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I require the souls of the damned

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Get me them

marsh cargo
oblique belfry
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yummas

static axle
copper vapor
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I have 3 friends who bought it

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played it a bit

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went back to poe

static axle
oblique belfry
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my friend will buy it but not because he wants it

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he wants to buy it cuz its 8 dollars

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and a popular game

static axle
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im temped to buy, leave review saying "silkslop"

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then refund

copper vapor
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call it slopsong

little depot
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slopslop

oblique belfry
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silpslop

static axle
oblique belfry
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sollop soliep silpslop

blazing maple
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bugslop

little depot
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bugbug

zealous depot
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Skong

quiet abyss
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SM2 update is good

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amazing

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power axe SLAPS

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so good

oblique belfry
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buggow buggiht bugbong

quiet abyss
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so fun and satisfying

oblique belfry
static axle
oblique belfry
left mantle
oblique belfry
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

oblique belfry
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wrong fucking ping

sour rivet
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that edit one save you

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one

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HOW

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I TYPED WONT

oblique belfry
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the silksanity never stops

sour rivet
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IM NOT EVEN PLAYING IT??

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majisanity

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oh yeah i finished pirate yakuza

oblique belfry
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fucking

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silksong dlc news

little depot
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silksonity'

quiet abyss
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anyways, i am absolutely loving SM2 update

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fuck silk song, SM2 players eating good

oblique belfry
sour rivet
oblique belfry
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after 10 hours of silksong

sour rivet
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is peam

quiet abyss
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what makes hollow knight even good

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i dont even get it

oblique belfry
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one of the best metroidvanias

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and platformers

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from what i've heard that is

sour rivet
quiet abyss
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and so thats why people hail it as "Best game ever"

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that is such a weak reason too

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ok then

oblique belfry
marsh cargo
quiet abyss
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in any way

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ngl

oblique belfry
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this is like the same thing as waiting for cyberpunk 2

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if a franchise is really good

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ofc people want more from it

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in this case silksong

quiet abyss
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yes, but its not best game in history type good

static axle
quiet abyss
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its just good

oblique belfry
quiet abyss
marsh cargo
# quiet abyss

you dont get to use that sticker
When this enire convo is us

oblique belfry
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still one of the greatest

marsh cargo
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you

static axle
little depot
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deltarune tmr

quiet abyss
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idk what youre on about

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XD

left mantle
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Can you guys believe it?

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Dogshit takes

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just 2 seconds away

little depot
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1

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2

quiet abyss
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shut up uno who asked

little depot
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me

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I did

static axle
quiet abyss
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no you didnt

marsh cargo
quiet abyss
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you werent even here

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until now

little depot
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I was lurking

marsh cargo
quiet abyss
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its literally not the best game in history

left mantle
quiet abyss
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what could possibly make it that good, and if one of you say story imma lose my shit

oblique belfry
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ayo

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spiderman on r rated series ?

left mantle
oblique belfry
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the frame is too hard

oblique belfry
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but sony is like "animated series with mild bruises. take it or leave it."

left mantle
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zombie spider man in every adaptation is a fucking nuts thing

oblique belfry
sour rivet
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people tend to forget that spider-man is literally one of the strongest mutants

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bro is fucking cracked

marsh cargo
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spooder man

sour rivet
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i love my spider man

verbal lodge
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deadpool no diffs

oblique belfry
left mantle
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also fucking canonical MK go hard

oblique belfry
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the moment he locks in

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its death

sour rivet
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he has a suit SPECIFICALLY for "thats it im fucking done"

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in the series where doc ock took over his body he was shocked to learn peter was pulling his punches

quiet abyss
sour rivet
quiet abyss
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and theyre REALLY GOOD

oblique belfry
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ye

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daredevil said spiderman's muscles sounds like metal cables from big bridges

quiet abyss
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literal fucking bridge cable headass

marsh cargo
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@sour rivet

sour rivet
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teto

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migu

quiet abyss
left mantle
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But the zombies timeline would've been so shit if it wasn't rated TV-MA

vital venture
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True, makes me wonder if the new animated show is actually gonna be peak or not

oblique belfry
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im curious about it

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because this is marvel we are talking about KekSkew

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that for some stupid reason doesn't do stuff above pg13 besides deadpool movies

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and thats probably cuz of sony

vital venture
oblique belfry
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forgotten this fact

marsh cargo
left mantle
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It's really hard to get R rated content out if you're owned by disney

little depot
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🇵🇭

left mantle
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Like Sony can be blamed for Spider-man

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But the rest of marvel can't

little depot
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day one filipino

little depot
marsh cargo
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omg i forgot its september

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iam soo cooked

left mantle
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17 days

static axle
marsh cargo
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its earthquake season

static axle
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ah, i thought something better than slopsong was releasing

left mantle
marsh cargo
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quite so

left mantle
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In contrast to the sky being angry over here

verbal lodge
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are you in the ring of fire?

zealous depot
marsh cargo
zealous depot
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This is what happens when you have perms

left mantle
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Alright enough yappin back to mappin

little depot
#

bars

verbal lodge
solid sundialBOT
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@blissful dagger

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified reddit mod)

marsh cargo
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scrolling through my feed
i spot tonk

blissful dagger
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OH

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This wasnt # newbies..

zealous depot
blissful dagger
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-# I shall feed myself to the lurkers now

verbal lodge
left mantle
cunning bronze
marsh cargo
verbal lodge
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i hope you're enjoying the tower shit

left mantle
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But they really need to figure out a way to ease people into some mechanics

verbal lodge
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the mechanics are ported over from poe 1

left mantle
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Delirium mirror, expeditions, abyss overrun, otherworldly invasions...theres a lot there

verbal lodge
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so they expect you to know

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but yh

little depot
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one last kiss

verbal lodge
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they apperently added some giga endgame bosses

marsh cargo
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i dont have time to replay the first one

little depot
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i love you like an alcholoic

marsh cargo
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though i had more time

cunning bronze
left mantle
verbal lodge
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so they say

left mantle
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Abyssal lich it seems

marsh cargo
cunning bronze
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45 usd

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dang

marsh cargo
cunning bronze
marsh cargo
left mantle
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But it's so fucking annoying not having the third tier of ascendancy when doing maps

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Since you need 75+ trials to drop

cunning bronze
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@marsh cargo dude

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this one looks dope af

marsh cargo
cunning bronze
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the game i mean

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no edit this time

marsh cargo
cunning bronze
#

SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
MINIMUM:
Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: Windows 10
Processor: Intel Core i5-10400
Memory: 16 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050
DirectX: Version 12
Storage: 50 GB available space
Additional Notes: SSD recommended

marsh cargo
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kewl i can run that

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its a switch game after all ohno

copper vapor
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is that

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a nergigante lmao

little depot
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cute

left mantle
# verbal lodge so they say

Oh also keep an eye out on canyon map, dunno if it's new but the transition from interior to exterior is visually fucky

verbal lodge
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like, epilectic seziure inducing?

left mantle
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No not that bad

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Just very jarring

verbal lodge
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that's barely noticable

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idk if it's just me

left mantle
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Not barely

verbal lodge
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also, holy grenades

left mantle
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That shit really fucks with you when you're going through all the aoe shit

verbal lodge
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did you buy a gg crossbow yet

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i hear the best one goes for like 14 divine

left mantle
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..gg?

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like good game?

verbal lodge
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like, a god roll'd bow

cunning bronze
left mantle
verbal lodge
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that wil llast you the entire endgame

marsh cargo
left mantle
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I'm poor as shit man

cunning bronze
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smh sparter

left mantle
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I rolled my bow

verbal lodge
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damb

marsh cargo
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oooh rigt the new gears of war remake is out

ooh well anyways

verbal lodge
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it's fine you will learn the ways of poe trade, you will find your place soon

left mantle
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I won't do it till I can use siege crossbows anyway

cunning bronze
verbal lodge
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gears of war today?

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who

zealous depot
marsh cargo
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exactly

zealous depot
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Oh wait

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That wasn't even for the remake

left mantle
zealous depot
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That was eday

left mantle
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You see the who ass temp of the color change

zealous depot
verbal lodge
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yeh it doesn't seem intended

marsh cargo
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deadass no one cared about it

timber oxide
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Max Payne 2 done

left mantle
static axle
timber oxide
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3x8

left mantle
#

Voltaic is probbably getting swapped for shockburst at one point

timber oxide
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Fucking, MP1 and MP2 combined are just slightly above 2gb, meanwhile MP3 is 32gb caught

static axle
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2 totally different games

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this aint no cod releases day before bf or anything like that

static axle
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part 3 chapter 6

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shieet, im soon done too

unborn dune
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weird question: how do i fully uninstall gamma and anomally? is deleting the file enough?

copper vapor
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gears reloaded? out last month

static axle
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then its time for mp3 too

copper vapor
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aug 5th iirc

solid sundialBOT
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@unborn dune

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified reddit mod)

little depot
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@wild vortex

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hello goober

wild vortex
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hello

zealous depot
marsh cargo
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car

proven tundra
timber oxide
zealous depot
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Good bye honse

little depot
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nooooo

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leave my boy urara alone

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he aint do nun

left mantle
verbal lodge
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yeah servers this patch have been exceptionally worse

timber oxide
zealous depot
timber oxide
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Because she reached her career goals therefore she can stay

zealous depot
#

But career winning glue goes hard

timber oxide
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The real life horse is about to die soon anyways so we can keep her for now

left mantle
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Fast acting glue

zealous depot
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Could call it champions glue

timber oxide
#

Yeah, it's ~29yo now iirc

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Horses live around 30

zealous depot
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Honse sadge

proven tundra
timber oxide
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Hold up, change topic for a moment

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I just opened Nexus

zealous depot
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Ew

timber oxide
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"Mods for Silksong are now available"

zealous depot
timber oxide
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5h ago

proven tundra
timber oxide
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Ok back to honse

zealous depot
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Someone was working overtime

timber oxide
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Actually, hold up with honse for now

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Imma check what mods

zealous depot
timber oxide
#

I'd like to proudly announce

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No titties

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Yet

proven tundra
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Dang

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I'm disappointed

timber oxide
#

Modders are asleep

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Now back to honse

zealous depot
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Give it time

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The bug lady will have bouncing tids by end of the week

timber oxide
#

She was bouncing tids for a long time now

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Hol up lemme see the numberz

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5442

copper vapor
static axle
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mp2 done

zealous depot
#

Idk mannnnn

oblique belfry
#

i just talked to one of my best friend from my unturned server days

timber oxide
oblique belfry
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im so hapi

static axle
timber oxide
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Complete the game on hardest difficulty

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You get a special ending

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Which is not canon

static axle
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naah, im good

timber oxide
timber oxide
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The normal difficulty of MP2 is actually one below the normal of MP1 btw

static axle
#

yee

oblique belfry
static axle
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mp1 was way harder

timber oxide
#

I'd say MP1 was way more annoying after the halfway point

static axle
timber oxide
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It is a skill issue if you don't do it yourself

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Anyone can yt the ending

static axle
#

is it skill issue tho if i dont honestly care about that ending

timber oxide
#

So iirc, the hardest difficulty limits the amount of saves you can make during the run to just 5

static axle
#

ok so you not playing slopsong is a skill issue

timber oxide
#

Yes

static axle
#

there for it s a skill issue too cause i dont i play it

timber oxide
#

Exactly

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We are severely skill issued

static axle
#

there for welcome to gamba: #skill-issue-topic

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next up deadbeat washed up dad look max

copper vapor
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offtopic-issue

static axle
#

off-issue

timber oxide
#

I'm gonna do what a 12yo me couldn't do

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And grind the special ending in MP2

copper vapor
static axle
#

mp1 took me 6 hours, mp2 4 hours kekl

timber oxide
#

Same

static axle
#

you can see the difficulty difference

timber oxide
#

MP2 is also a bit faster

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And the bullets don't take forever to hit

static axle
#

yee and it has more enemies coming behind and stuff too

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mp1 was more in 1 spot most of the times

timber oxide
#

MP2 tries to feed you enemies so that you can get the cool slow-mo spin reloads more often

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Which you only need to kill 2-3 guys to get btw

static axle
#

turn corner. enemies
open door. enemies

meanwhile 2 was more like heres an more open area with enemies and some come up behind

timber oxide
#

I love the spin

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It also does double as a dodge

static axle
#

best one i got was those kill last enemies get a killcam, and i could see max in the background going PU_PogSpin

timber oxide
#

One of my biggest issues with MP1 was how bullet time was bound together with the fucking dodge jump by default

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And I only found out that I can bind them to be separate like halfway through the game

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And then I figured out that bullet time kinda sucks anyways since bullets already travel slow as fuck

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And also the pump action is the best weapon in the game

static axle
#

I just adapted and enabled slowmo standing still

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But yeah

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Also max leaped super low in 1 compared to 2

timber oxide
#

Oh, in MP2 they upgraded the leap

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You can now keep firing on the ground until your run out of bullets

static axle
#

And you leap high enough to shoot above tables and shit

timber oxide
#

Yeag

static axle
#

In 1 all you needed was a pebble and it was over

timber oxide
#

I didn't actually leap too often, I mostly used it to surprise the corner camping fucks

static axle
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Corners yeah, or if ambush backwards

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Open door, and leap backwards

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@oblique belfry mp3 beginning good KekSkew angry gringo

wild hamlet
#

Gentlemen, I am not buying silksong.

static axle
oblique belfry
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its THE hollywood game

static axle
#

shit sometimes looks like a 13yo edit of some wack ass gameplay

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its just effects after effects KekSkew

oblique belfry
#

i mean it was 2012 no ? KekSkew

static axle
#

yeah but still KekSkew

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expecially after playing 1 and 2 this shit is just "place effect here and here" and its just flashing effects followed with ghosting effects during cutscenes

oblique belfry
static axle
oblique belfry
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damn my head is dizzy from the amount of multi-tasking i just did

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listening to transcript / dming to my old friend / talking here / writing down the transcription / looking at phone noti from my friend / pouring water

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all in the same minute

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pepega brain goop

zealous depot
#

Smoke is pouring out of doges head

oblique belfry
#

too much multitasking

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at least im capable of it still

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good to know

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brain functioning

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hosting those unturned events really did help me a ton

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i remember writing 7 different commands under 10 seconds death