╟❓general-offtopic

[marsh cargo]

[proven tundra]

[thick plover]

Soon i will be the proud owner of darkest dungeon 2 for free™

[green granite]

I hate that I know what is your pfp but I am not 100% confident if its what I am thinking

[thick plover]

Need to get my cs2 weekly done

Miserable

[pure compass]

age?

[little depot]

what do you think it is

[proven tundra]

Add me if end up playing again
Yasujiro

[little depot]

||its doge humping a door||

[proven tundra]

Early

[marsh cargo]

[proven tundra]

I'm a little rusty after 4 years but played decent today

[green granite]

One of the Manhwa I read

[marsh cargo]

dont worry i havent played since

[oblique belfry]

this week was NOT bountiful

[marsh cargo]

double barrel tonks

[oblique belfry]

revolution and shitty sawed off skin

[little depot]

its duke of death and his maid (im the maid)

[lilac wedge]

how do you people even play that anyway

[oblique belfry]

also where is this money coming from
everyone has knifes and red skins in cs2

[green granite]

Whew

Its not what I thought it was

[thick plover]

With my hands

[oblique belfry]

out of 5 games
4 of em is filled with people with red skin / knives

[proven tundra]

1. Install steam
2. Purchase cs2
3. Install cs2
4. Play cs2

[little depot]

what was the manga?

[little depot]

purchasing is optional

[proven tundra]

Thank you for attending how to play cs2 tutorial

[lilac wedge]

it's called disposable income

[lilac wedge]

disgusting

[oblique belfry]

[little depot]

gambling

[oblique belfry]

where is my csgo

[green granite]

I will refuse to elaborate

[thick plover]

Trading and gambling on third party sites

[lilac wedge]

csgo was at least somewhat playable

[proven tundra]

c:s2 isn't much better tbh

[little depot]

Tell me or youre also going in the cage

[oblique belfry]

how does it work tho like i get the concept i did it back in 2016 too but like

[green granite]

Going to a cage I am

[oblique belfry]

do they always win big or smth

[thick plover]

It just does

[little depot]

ight put on the collar

[thick plover]

No they spend a shit ton of time

Just min maxing

And then they play with a set of skins

[oblique belfry]

rags to riches

[thick plover]

For like two weeks

Then trade it for another set of skins

My friend did it on a chinese site

[little depot]

buff?

[oblique belfry]

now that i fucking think about it

[thick plover]

He played for like 6 days and got a set of blue skins and played with them, gloves and everythang

Stopped and just sold them off

Lost no money

[lilac wedge]

why did hostage mode maps disappear anyway

[thick plover]

Gg

[oblique belfry]

this is just extraction shooters
instead of shooting or extraction you just use your "low risk loot" to get "high risk loot"

[thick plover]

Doge figures out what gambling is

Good job turkiye man

[thick plover]

Cause the maps are shit and the mode isnt fun

Besides office

[oblique belfry]

i know what it is but i just thought about the concept

[thick plover]

Office is alright

[oblique belfry]

and tarkov is gambling too

[little depot]

office fucking sucks lmao

[green granite]

WHAT YOU GONNA DO HUH

[little depot]

Youll findout :3

[green granite]

MAKE ME ANOTHER OF YOUR WIVES?

[lilac wedge]

as if bomb defusal mode was ever fun

[oblique belfry]

FINALLY

[thick plover]

@timid hollow help me stone azu to death

[oblique belfry]

ANOTHER OFFICE ENJOYER

[green granite]

Oh my god Azu is going to make me another of azu's wives

[oblique belfry]

bro on our friend group

[green granite]

@sour rivet MICHAEL DONT LIVE ME HERE

MICHAEL

[oblique belfry]

only me and my duo like office

[green granite]

MICHAELLLLLL

[lilac wedge]

I mean office is one of the best maps

[oblique belfry]

everyone else fucking hates office

[timid hollow]

stone azu to death

[oblique belfry]

i dunno why

[little depot]

you have friends?

[oblique belfry]

...

[thick plover]

Yesnt

Its like a little above okay

[timid hollow]

Office is the best map

[oblique belfry]

wish they added a 3rd chokehold for office ngl

[timid hollow]

After aztec

[oblique belfry]

[lilac wedge]

idfc I rate them based on their vibes

[little depot]

late round its cbt for both ct and t

[thick plover]

But compared to inferno and the other shit it just jood

[little depot]

early rounds its fun

[thick plover]

Cobblestone foreva

[lilac wedge]

you know there was also that map in CS:S with a big two-story house

which is also hostage rescue

militia I think?

[pure compass]

my favorite negev map

[thick plover]

I know the one ur talking abt

[little depot]

woe 4 molies upon ye

[lilac wedge]

yeah I'm pretty sure it's called militia

[thick plover]

Small map ct and t spawn opposite ends house is split by a wall on the sides and one side has a garage plus rocks

Or well not a garage

Its a shed

[pure compass]

at least give a flash hiding in a smoke too

[lilac wedge]

yes it's cs_militia

[thick plover]

Im off

Sleep time

[lilac wedge]

good to know my memory is still worth a damn

[oblique belfry]

dust 2 : counter-strike the map.
Inferno : funi "large map" where you cannot even go to B site on T
Mirage : smurf incarnate
Overpass : E-sports tryhards
Cobblestone :
Ancient : Valorant
Anubis : Valorant 2
Vertigo : Faceit level 10's assuming everyone is a cheater
Train : muh nostalgia...now get 1 tapped by every single enemy
Nuke :
Cache : Found dead in community commissions

[copper vapor]

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

I liked de_cbble

[oblique belfry]

@thick plover

[pure compass]

dust1

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

dust1 and dust3

[little depot]

dust two is my favorite map

however its not a good map

[oblique belfry]

its the map

THE map

of counter strike

[little depot]

insert buzzlightyear here

[copper vapor]

as_oilrig

[oblique belfry]

de_assault

[little depot]

unpopular opinion

[copper vapor]

wasn't it cs_assault

[little depot]

vertigo is the best

[oblique belfry]

oh right whoops

mb

[oblique belfry]

fuck this map

[copper vapor]

I liked it

but it was unpopular

[pure compass]

wait what's the other hostage map that's fbi cts but in like a penthouse?

[oblique belfry]

uhh

shit

it instantly popped up on my head

but forgot the name

[copper vapor]

estate?

[little depot]

valley of the dolls

[oblique belfry]

OH YE

ESTATE

cs_estate

[copper vapor]

HOLY SHIT

CS_747

CORE MEMORY

[oblique belfry]

funi plane raiding

[little depot]

some cod maps would be good cs maps

[lilac wedge]

is that just the current competitive pool

[little depot]

like the airpot one

[oblique belfry]

few of em are not

[copper vapor]

cs_italy was peam because of the pavarotti song playing on the radio inside a house

[oblique belfry]

like cache / cobble

[oblique belfry]

also THE map for cs nexon zombies

for zombie hero mode

[little depot]

this is the most silver list ive seen

[oblique belfry]

its true tho

[pure compass]

sentenced to watch 1986 calabash brothers animation

[oblique belfry]

ancient and anubis are from valorant because they saw how their sites are filled with many open places

[little depot]

how to tell me you dont know how to execute without telling me

[copper vapor]

fine

sentenced to watch the rotoscope animation of LoTR from 1978

[oblique belfry]

overpass is filled with e-sport wannabes

[little depot]

okay but thats peak tho

[little depot]

scrims players

[oblique belfry]

ye

[pure compass]

What if

[oblique belfry]

scrims / old pro players / tryhards

[pure compass]

Neotokyo maps in cs2

[copper vapor]

the poster for it is absolute peak

[oblique belfry]

mirage is just 50/50

either filled with smurfs
or filled with smurfs on your team

[little depot]

doge discovers comp matchmaking

[oblique belfry]

ah yes

"matchmaking"

[pure compass]

cs2 but nt_dawn

[oblique belfry]

where im against fucking DMG'S and EAGLES while my team has silver 4

[little depot]

tbh i never play on valve servers

[oblique belfry]

happened 4 times now

[copper vapor]

https://www.moriareviews.com/rongulator/wp-content/uploads/Lord-of-the-Rings-1978-poster.jpg

[little depot]

back in my day faceit lvl10 was easy

[oblique belfry]

my peak is mg3

back in 2017

now i just play to get weekly drops

and i suffer while playing it

because of how abysmal dogshit this game has become

ever since moving to cs2

[pure compass]

Doge make a clan called "UMP me Daddy" and it's just 5 guys with UMPs

[oblique belfry]

i know that reference

[little depot]

un popular opinion

ump is peak

[oblique belfry]

used to like it

then came mp9

[little depot]

so is mp5sd

[oblique belfry]

fuck that gun

[oblique belfry]

used to love it until a certain incident involving "98 in 9 hits"

moved to mp7 ever since

mp7 is peam

[little depot]

yeah but mah silencer

[pure compass]

I like the galil

[oblique belfry]

bro this aint mgs

[pure compass]

goofy extra 5 bullets

[oblique belfry]

get yo stealth out of here

[oblique belfry]

funi 50% chance gun for me

[pure compass]

does the silencer even do anything?

[oblique belfry]

either its laser accurate

or my bullets are doing kerbal space program

[oblique belfry]

no bullet traces through smoke

thats it

[pure compass]

OP as shit

volvo pls

[oblique belfry]

even if sound gets lowered

there is smth called "hit indicators"

literally move your screen 90 degrees and you see the guy

and with how low damage mp5 deals on long range

you will have 90% chance of surviving the long range mp5 ambush

tested it and 1 bullet deals 12 damage from long range

[little depot]

no tracers when you spam smoke

and ofc less sound

smoke main pop flash and then boom

easy spam

[green granite]

MY BRUDER

GALIL IN CSGO FUCKING SLAPS

[pure compass]

35 > 30

[green granite]

Its so accurate tho

I mean you can slow tap an AK

But Galil sustain fire in such a long range

[oblique belfry]

not anymore it aint

[little depot]

just... aim for the head?

[green granite]

Of course not anymore

[little depot]

lmao

[green granite]

I have a small god damn eyes

[little depot]

yo fone linging

[green granite]

You are Asian too you should knoe

[marsh cargo]

yes

[little depot]

i dont look east asian

[green granite]

Well

North Asian

[pure compass]

Azu about to tell us he looks like
a)Uighur
b)Zhang Fei

[zealous depot]

[green granite]

What the hell is Azu's pronounnnnnnnn

Is Azu he or she

Or azu is azu

[little depot]

I ated them all

my pronouns are fat/ass

🐱

[pure compass]

它

[green granite]

Ok a person with boywife

[pure compass]

actually what pronoun do Chinese nonbinaries use

[little depot]

i love my wife/wives

[green granite]

Azu must be transit

They are literally Black Ops 2 Zombie Map

[little depot]

他is already technically gender neutral

[pure compass]

Do they use it tho?

[little depot]

i dunno

im not an emby

wait am I

idk gender isnt real

[green granite]

I cant believe I am born in the world where calling people he/she is found offensive

[little depot]

your existence disgusts me

you will now refer to everyone as her/sheys

they're all chocolate

[pure compass]

(boy)kis/ser

[little depot]

everyone deserves kisses

hersheys ofcourse

[green granite]

Nah

People are either Birb

Or Parrot

[little depot]

parrots are birbs

[green granite]

God damn it azu

You have your whatever secret body part hard, let me live my fantasy

[little depot]

I have 35 tendons

they do not like you

[marsh cargo]

https://vxtwitter.com/oguricapuma1/status/1963304032216220062

Oguri Cap (@oguricapuma1)

https://t.co/gLLxYe32nX

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 3, 2025, 6:12 PM

the horse in clip form

[green granite]

Manhattan Cafe does not like Black Tea

[little depot]

honse

[green granite]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ce5Pygh-V2I?si=e8PhqU3zIT012I9c

[little depot]

ew vtubers

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-ship-uma-musume-horse-girl-dies-fall-gif-9900678377957234249

[little depot]

mambo mambo

omateri mambo

[marsh cargo]

but what about the horses that became vtubers instead and occasionally play games

like goldship

[marsh cargo]

irl leak image

[sour rivet]

peter

the horse is streaming

[wet lantern]

PEEETAH

[little depot]

i dont like goldship

the stay gold family can burn

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

kill this guy

[wet lantern]

Nah, steal his copper wire

[little depot]

mfs made me lose 80k yen

[sour rivet]

im eatin sum chocolate mint candy while waitin for my stuf crust pizer

life is good

[little depot]

why are you like this

[sour rivet]

why aren't you like this

[little depot]

Unlike the savages in the south, I do not stuff the crust

[green granite]

AGNES TACHYON

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-tachyon-incorrect-hypothesis-uma-musume-incorrect-false-gif-13597590825777993078

[little depot]

husband

[green granite]

@marsh cargo POST AGNES TACHYON AND MY LIFE WOULD BE YOURS

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/Dexerto/status/1963318438048186659

iron lung

[wet lantern]

steel lung

[little depot]

iron lung players when they meet steel kidney

[little depot]

why tf did u think of the same thing

[green granite]

Not my liking but I'll take it

Agnes Tachyon is Agnes Tachyon

[little depot]

agnes made me rich

hes scool

[green granite]

Alright horse race gambler

[sour rivet]

post meursault

[marsh cargo]

i will not post goon

[little depot]

post the black silence

[sour rivet]

⚫ 🧤

[green granite]

Kinda funny is that She is Agnes's daughter

[little depot]

anyone who goons to honse will get a special visit from me

[green granite]

Just its anime so they all the same ages

[green granite]

🖐️

Visit me

[little depot]

👩 💀

[marsh cargo]

azu is in the yakuza
(they do this irl)

[green granite]

I NEED LIVE TARGET TO PRACTICE

[little depot]

nah

the yakuza doesnt really like women in power

[sour rivet]

there's yakuza woman

[little depot]

I wonder how they got there

[sour rivet]

kiyru

[little depot]

in the anime theyre all like 20

even stay gold

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-kiryu-kazuma-yakuza-fortnite-dance-meme-gif-23800901

[little depot]

KIRYU CHANNNNNNNNN

[sour rivet]

post pirate majima

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/majima-goro-majima-majima-goro-helm-steering-gif-9244257357173739236

[sour rivet]

yippie

im straight but GOD DAMN

[little depot]

rare birb correct opinion

[sour rivet]

sometimes a lil gae is good for the soul

can i get a

[marsh cargo]

appears out of nowhere
wins all races by order of magnitude advantage
breaks leg
becomes one of the most laid horses in japan

what a life

[little depot]

he made me money

good horse

also

fat honse

[marsh cargo]

at last not grass wonder tier of fat

[green granite]

I still find it funny how some dude at a con get kicked out by the police over AI art

Shits hilarious

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-true-eating-eat-uma-musume-gif-6958309401336282549

[little depot]

fat ass

teto vs grass wonder

who wins

[copper vapor]

by the police? what crime did he commit

[green granite]

Oguri Cap

[blazing maple]

sneak in via false portfolio, lie saying it's not AI. Get called out by multiple artists who's place was taken by the grifter. Forced to dismantle booth and leave

get owned bozo

[sour rivet]

i goty my pizza

im happ

[little depot]

fuck that dude

[wet lantern]

pizza time

[blazing maple]

what kinda pizza

[sour rivet]

stuff crust

[blazing maple]

toppings bruh

[sour rivet]

just simple pepporoni

im a simple and BORING man

[little depot]

another birb correct opinion

[sour rivet]

man im winning today

[marsh cargo]

pizers

[green granite]

Nah man

That is a huge W

Every man would do the same

[sour rivet]

wonder if i should have sprinkled some taco seasoning on it

[little depot]

wtf is taco seasoning

[sour rivet]

search it up

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/gogeta-dokkan-ssj4-big-bang-kamehameha-agl-lr-ssj4-gogeta-gif-13467811338977049775

[sour rivet]

owie

[marsh cargo]

muney

[sour rivet]

money

[wet lantern]

Wunga of Tunga

[little depot]

IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS GOOGLE IT I WILL EAT THEIR HEAD

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yc64S5PamSQ where's the boomer shooter crowd
I wanna ping skom but it's probably late over at his timezone lol

[little depot]

GOD FORBID SOMEONE ASK A QUESTION

[sour rivet]

I DONT HAVE THE CORRECT ANSWER

[marsh cargo]

wait why im i getting free tonks

[sour rivet]

LEAVE ME ALONE

[little depot]

AKIRAAAAAAA

[sour rivet]

I AINT GONNA LIST WHAT THE FUCK TACO SEASONING IS COMPRISED OF

[little depot]

tacos (optional)

[static axle]

you havent played in awhile

[green granite]

Im sorry

The what

[sour rivet]

this is what its like to be american

i say something and everyone doesnt know what tf im talkin bout

[marsh cargo]

[little depot]

im so sorry but this screams white people(america)

[green granite]

I know you the most my guy

[wet lantern]

At least it's not beans on toast

But still

[sour rivet]

nuh uh?

[wet lantern]

Why

[little depot]

so how do I file a w2

[green granite]

I know you drink Capri Sun as you eating pizer

[little depot]

if youre so american

[sour rivet]

no im drinkn water

[green granite]

Give me your SSN

I will help you

[static axle]

i got 7 tanks from not playing for 5 years

[marsh cargo]

[green granite]

(For intent and purpose, do not give me your ssn

[blazing maple]

I'm gonna go scavenge for supplies brb

[marsh cargo]

thats a neat amount of bonds

[green granite]

What the hell

What is this game

[copper vapor]

world of tanks

[little depot]

987-65-4329

[static axle]

i think i have 17k, what did they do

[green granite]

Huh

[wet lantern]

Wunga of Tunga

[marsh cargo]

you buy tonks

[green granite]

I wondered if WOT is less painful than WT

[sour rivet]

good luck

[green granite]

I played Tier 3 WOT for a while

I stopped cuz I lost my acc

Do they ever add modern vehicles

[little depot]

what now

[static axle]

more tonks?

[green granite]

Now

We practice medicine

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-medic-team-fortress-2-medic-medic-team-fortress-2-medic-tf2-medic-tf2-edit-gif-6108638276408014241

[little depot]

uhhh

I asked for a w2

not to be in an episode of the good doctor

[green granite]

Idk why you posted a SSN but

Please remove it even if its not real

[little depot]

thats trumps SSN

trust

[green granite]

I dont care

Bruh

WHY DID YOU EVEN POST IT

[little depot]

you asked?

[wet lantern]

What a tremendous SSN, nobody has a SSN like he does, it's the best SSN, even the fake news says it's the best

[little depot]

please send your ssn
why did you even post it???

[sour rivet]

send me the expriation date on your card please

[little depot]

yesterdate

[sour rivet]

thank

[little depot]

welcame

[little depot]

his ssn isnt even a ssn its USN

[marsh cargo]

wait
We can chose an entire tech line to get for free ???

[little depot]

yea

up to level

[static axle]

yes mr internet explorer

[little depot]

what level i forgor

[static axle]

[marsh cargo]

[static axle]

you get free tree from 6-to-10

[marsh cargo]

i dont read the ads

[little depot]

yea

10

[green granite]

Oh dear god

[cunning bronze]

smh stealing identity

[green granite]

If I dont get police raided for evading taxes I would get police raided because Azu posts a SSN

[static axle]

new accounts get 2 trees

[marsh cargo]

i dont know what to pick wtf

[static axle]

pick something you can make into tier 11

[green granite]

Anyway

[little depot]

Meow :3

[static axle]

and then just forget and go play low tiers

[green granite]

Time to watch some Uma Musume

[green granite]

You're not real

You are uh

Egg tart

[little depot]

true

[wet lantern]

Eggtarted

[marsh cargo]

go damn

wtf

[little depot]

egg tart is theoretically two slurs

[green granite]

Go, Fly Away, my Xalrider

[static axle]

i chose churchill tree

mainly cause idk

[little depot]

me when im wrong

[static axle]

saw rat speaking about churchill

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2YTBSn8Zoo WTF IS THIS GAME LMAO

[sour rivet]

-# fly, broken wings. i know you are still with me..

[copper vapor]

wife decided to continue watching k-pop demon hunters

it's kinda funny

every scene has at least one memeable frame

[left mantle]

honestly fun in wot has always been inverse to tier

[copper vapor]

and there's a giant cat spirit demon thing that tips things over
and keeps trying (and failing) to put stuff back right side up

[left mantle]

the most fun in wot has always been like t3/t4 for me

[marsh cargo]

i can finally get a object 430u

[static axle]

i love t8 super pershing but most fun ever was doing trio memeing in t3 with luchs

[green granite]

@marsh cargo https://youtube.com/shorts/P7tm9EiXx-g?si=ORKwoXdy4PloyeCh

[left mantle]

like t3/t4 is the perfect zone for the arcade style of the game mechanics to shine

[static axle]

3 dudes just having fun playing more nfs than tank game

[green granite]

@sour rivet i am going to do it birb

You might hate me

But i will have to do this

[sour rivet]

you aint gonn do shit

[green granite]

Yes i will

I am going to become normal

[left mantle]

you start getting into the tiers where goof shit still flies but there's still room to be a little sweaty and not feel that you lost because of repair and re-arm after

[static axle]

higher the tier, higher the bs. i dont think ive ever even tried 8+. and i dont even want to

[green granite]

Years had passed since our image perm has been taken away

Being cringe is no longer possible

It is time

To be

Normal

[static axle]

its kinda like going sim matches in war thunder instead of those arcade matches

its just not fun

[left mantle]

False. Source: 🪞

[oblique belfry]

driving around los santos while listening to HEALTH

life is good.

[green granite]

By tier 3-4 tbh I already get one shot by a lot of tanks

[green granite]

Life's short

Why does it take so lonnnggggg

[oblique belfry]

lifeless children of sorrow

[left mantle]

Insert that one key and peele skit making fun of Neil here

"In the grand scheme of the cosmos..."

[proven tundra]

I was enjoying tier 7 tonight

[green granite]

Idk if I want to return to play World of Tank

[proven tundra]

Played for an hour, had a decent record, stopped playing

[green granite]

The grind can be a lot

[proven tundra]

I have no interest in getting the tier XI

Tier VI-IX are my favourites, sometimes a V or an X if I'm feeling it

[left mantle]

Man, now these are the temps I wanted at night 2 weeks ago

mid 60's F

[proven tundra]

Alright I'm up past my bedtime
Gn chatters

[oblique belfry]

gn

rato

[sour rivet]

sleep tite

[left mantle]

don't let the mousetraps bite

[sour rivet]

[static axle]

fuck it imma go play pve wot

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wU3T21HapI jank

[marsh cargo]

430u or 140

[copper vapor]

430u if you prefer big numbers on screen when you click

140 if you prefer consistent dpm

[marsh cargo]

is the gun on the 430u still
very soviet ?

[copper vapor]

... or was it the other way around

[copper vapor]

yes shit dispersion and aiming time and will just fucking troll you from time to time

[marsh cargo]

well is the armor at least still good nowadays ?

[copper vapor]

that, I don't know

[marsh cargo]

what was the name of the page were one could see the armor ?

[copper vapor]

there's an ingame armor viewer now

in the garage

don't remember the name of that website

tanks.gg?

something like that?

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

tummyache

its over

[static axle]

how am i not suprised

[marsh cargo]

you know what fuck it

140
i can free exp the 430

[obsidian sun]

i almost first tried a boss i can feel it

[cunning bronze]

@marsh cargo i can buy another coda weapon didnt have to grind

just by passive drops

[marsh cargo]

[left mantle]

Coda?!?!? Oh wait, I can't post the screenshot this time

[zealous depot]

[left mantle]

Taco knows what I mean

[zealous depot]

Surely

[sour rivet]

[left mantle]

.50 action express cylinder fed goodness

[green granite]

@sour rivet i just stopped someone from destroyed property damage

[obsidian sun]

second try 1 hp

[green granite]

By not clicking at War Thunder on my PC

[obsidian sun]

her tits are fucking massive holy shit

[sour rivet]

uninstall it

[green granite]

Did I hear

B O O B S

[left mantle]

Man everytime I see someone deep in poe2 maps I just think "damn they made sure this shit is crazy"

[obsidian sun]

massive elf boobs yes

[oblique belfry]

no

NO

You are normal

remember

[left mantle]

That's the best joke told this hour

[oblique belfry]

he said it himself

[left mantle]

None of us are normal

lets not kid ourselves

[obsidian sun]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/2rraXR9kQUc/maxresdefault.jpg

[sour rivet]

nuih uh

[obsidian sun]

they swing when she turns just 1 degree

[zealous depot]

Normal and cup don't mix

[left mantle]

Also remembered I need to set up my loot filter now that i'm going into maps

I gotta prevent myself from being a loot goblin

[zealous depot]

[green granite]

Ah aleight

Yep

Nothing im normal

Totally normal

[left mantle]

It takes all of the effort in my body not to pick up every magic and rare item on the floor

[green granite]

Normal member of the society

https://youtube.com/shorts/FXQGTzBi2Qw?si=Bbj-TZgAkP9oARy9

Wth

Why are they censoring the word Child now

We found kids offensive now?

[left mantle]

just one step away from turning into roblox

[sour rivet]

[static axle]

so do we get a operation every 2 weeks

[green granite]

@sour rivet i have a challenge for you

[sour rivet]

bro how many times is u gonn ping me today

[green granite]

Good question

[sour rivet]

demon

[green granite]

Like 19 times

But that doesnt matter

Ok so

You would get paid 1000 dollars if you decided to speak English for an entire week

But here's the catch, everything you said would be filtered through Roblox chat filtering system

[sour rivet]

11984

[green granite]

You just got tagged

Numbers are not allowed as you can share phone numbers

[sour rivet]

#####

[blazing maple]

how would that sound audibly

like "Pound sign, pound sign, pound sign"

or "Hashtag, hastag, hashtag"

or Tv static

[sour rivet]

beep sounds

er actually

[sour rivet]

i like this one more

soundin like mangle from fnaf 2

[quiet abyss]

WHERE?

[oblique belfry]

shoo

horni

[obsidian sun]

@quiet abyss

[sour rivet]

GORDON LOOK

[quiet abyss]

shut up perm beggar

[sour rivet]

HOTTED BOOBS UP AHEAD

TITS BIG ONES

[quiet abyss]

HOLY SHIT

youre right

[obsidian sun]

gordon look

massive tit

[vital venture]

Trying to speak to ur dementia riddled grandfather just for tv static to play and him immediately punching his tv screen

[quiet abyss]

back problems

[sour rivet]

gordon

[oblique belfry]

as if thats only available for me

[quiet abyss]

[sour rivet]

big titty

huge

fuck

[oblique belfry]

bagondagongs

[blazing maple]

does anyone here have image perms I wanna show off smth

[oblique belfry]

cahoonas

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

@marsh cargo

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

come forth, child of man

[oblique belfry]

step 3 bargaining

[marsh cargo]

yes hello

[vital venture]

I heard massive, immediately assumed it was dark souls massive, I was wrong

[oblique belfry]

CYAN

[quiet abyss]

no its just big

[blazing maple]

hey if i dm you something can you share it for me

[quiet abyss]

theres more massive around somewhere

[oblique belfry]

@vital venture your role

cyan now

[vital venture]

Oh ye

[cunning bronze]

@marsh cargo @copper vapor https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMAM4Mqox/

Official account btw

[copper vapor]

log in to tiktok
no, I don't think I will

sorry I'll miss that meme

whose official account?

[oblique belfry]

how many people finished gta 5 story here

[sour rivet]

me

[copper vapor]

I did

[sour rivet]

like 3 times

[left mantle]

What you wanna know?

[oblique belfry]

freighter or offshore ?

for trevor boat heist

[copper vapor]

careful, don't post spoilers or Falco is gonna zap ya ass

[sour rivet]

off

[marsh cargo]

cow post

[sour rivet]

samantha what is that

[blazing maple]

do you like the missile launcher grip

I do

[sour rivet]

what

[copper vapor]

I can't view that, what official account posted it? Maybe I can find it on twitter or instagram

[blazing maple]

It's hardcore

[oblique belfry]

i cannot believe we are using sparter for posting screenshots now

[sour rivet]

yeag

but like

is that safe

[blazing maple]

yeah

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

oh okay

[blazing maple]

it's power armour

[sour rivet]

thank you

[blazing maple]

no recoil from it

fallout nv missile launcher > fallout 4 missile launcher

[oblique belfry]

aren't you suppose to shoulder it ?

[green granite]

I wondered what is Dubai Chocolate

[copper vapor]

thirst icon
hunger icon
sleep icon
radiation icon

take better care of yourself smh

[marsh cargo]

i hate this soo much

wtf

[green granite]

And why is it so popular now

[blazing maple]

don't need to with power armour, recoil is controlled

[vital venture]

SPARTER I CHOOSE YOU

[static axle]

doesnt matter

[oblique belfry]

ah

[static axle]

just pick which one you wanna do

[left mantle]

Because it's fucking stupid is why.

[copper vapor]

whose post is that? whose official account

[blazing maple]

if yellow = between 0 and 250 which means I'm fine and healthy

[green granite]

Like what is it even

[marsh cargo]

owlcats

[green granite]

Just a normal chocolate at marked up price?

[sour rivet]

does the modpack you're using make the power armor more akin to the fo4 version?

[blazing maple]

also in power armour you 1 hand most weapons like lmgs and stuff

[oblique belfry]

feel like freighter might bring in more heat cuz blowing up the boat

so imma go offshore

[blazing maple]

yeah it's real big and you're tall with the unique hud and everything

[sour rivet]

yey

i love that mod

[blazing maple]

also fall damage immunity

[oblique belfry]

about the "secret tech" they are working on

[blazing maple]

under water breathing

etc.

[copper vapor]

doesn't it only appear when you need to eat/drink/sleep?

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KgkyZ6a3CIM is it this, by any chance?

[marsh cargo]

no its 40k

but yes its a shitpost

[blazing maple]

nah if it's yellow it's good. Then it goes like a brighter yellow, then it goes a greenish hue then a reddish hue

[green granite]

Thank you sparter

[quiet abyss]

how to lose a hand:

[green granite]

For being image-posting slave

[sour rivet]

sparter since you allowed sam a post can i send one too

[marsh cargo]

https://www.tiktok.com/@owlcatgames/video/7540327302761172246?_t=ZM-8zR1braa0mb&_r=1

[marsh cargo]

shoot it

[green granite]

This shit is so dumb

[blazing maple]

Bird and I are symbiotically attatched at the neurons

[copper vapor]

EL SEÑOR DE LA NOCHE

[blazing maple]

dios mio un vampire

[marsh cargo]

[green granite]

EL SEÑOR DE LA NOCHE

[quiet abyss]

no thats "el scary emo coward"

[marsh cargo]

its unironic peam

[green granite]

A gentleman of the night?

[quiet abyss]

(idk spanish)

[green granite]

Or the man of the night

[sour rivet]

it hurts

[copper vapor]

señor means sir
which could also mean lord
aka lord of the night
aka night lord

[quiet abyss]

but yeah night lords are a bunch of little cowards ngl

[sour rivet]

i should play no mans sky new patch

[quiet abyss]

theyre just scary because theyre edgy or something

[copper vapor]

I concur

[green granite]

No way NMS is still updating

Wth

When was it released

[copper vapor]

I posted it a few days ago

Voyagers

[copper vapor]

bout 3-4 days ago

[green granite]

No the game I mean

[copper vapor]

we got ship interiors and space legs before Elite Dangerous

[green granite]

Like when was the game released

[sour rivet]

shot

[copper vapor]

oh way back in 2016 I believe

[blazing maple]

nms is like fallout 76

Self sustaining

[green granite]

Damn

[sour rivet]

sam

[blazing maple]

yeahg

[green granite]

9 years old and still going?

[sour rivet]

you should give it another shot sometime

[blazing maple]

nms?

[sour rivet]

ye

[blazing maple]

I got overwhelemed

[green granite]

Starfield is just 1 year old and already bluted

[blazing maple]

so much shit to dang do

[sour rivet]

bwa....

[blazing maple]

and very little explained

[oblique belfry]

"To prepare for the heist, visit the Flying School as Michael."

my Gta SA ptsd is coming back

[blazing maple]

what the fuck is a that thingy and where do I gets it

iunno

[sour rivet]

when was the last time you played?

[blazing maple]

GRAND THEFT AUTO SEXUAL ASSAULT PTSD?!

[blazing maple]

year ago probably

[green granite]

I swear the flight school was alright

[copper vapor]

it is overwhelming but you can pick one activity and ignore all others for a while
or just do the storyline, which helps explain some mechanics an shiet

[marsh cargo]

birb post

[green granite]

The drive school is way worse

[blazing maple]

that's good to know

[sour rivet]

yeah

if you just take it slow its all good

i focused on trading

i like trading

[copper vapor]

in fact most of the game's questlines is about specific activities/mechanics so doing them gets you started and on your way to just enjoy the ride

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet what the fuck is yakuza even about

[copper vapor]

ya gotta speculate to accumulate

[oblique belfry]

bro just did a indiana jones and has a grappling chain

[static axle]

please post atleast good stuff

[copper vapor]

I had a loop of about 8 systems where I bought from one and sold to the next
it's a peaceful life

[blazing maple]

i had like 20 quests that spooked me all at once

[oblique belfry]

ofc you would slander at this too

[blazing maple]

Maybe i'd focus on like... just base building or smth

[copper vapor]

all you gotta do is pick one

[blazing maple]

I found an ocean

it was neat

also a sand worm

[sour rivet]

i can help explain if you do try again

[green granite]

EL SEÑOR DE LA NOCHEEEEEEE 🔥

[sour rivet]

i've been playing for a while

[static axle]

all this gonna end up in is testers losing perms too

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

I found a dead world, perfect for buildin a base in the middle of fuck all, nowhere

no hazards, no npcs, no monsters (there are monsters actually but they only appear when I steal their eggs)

[quiet abyss]

dw its not hard

[oblique belfry]

good

[quiet abyss]

its not that bad

if you fuck it up, youre genuinely more dense than osmium

[blazing maple]

the master

[oblique belfry]

then again it will not be good for sparter because it will kill his liveliness rn

[sour rivet]

eeeyup

[copper vapor]

it's definitely not as hard as controlling the RC car in SA

[sour rivet]

all the way back in 2016

when the game was ASS

[green granite]

BRO WHAT IS YAKUZA EVEN ABOUT 😭

[sour rivet]

still loved it

[hexed kernel]

can you believe it guys? silksong just 11 hours and 9 minutes away

[sour rivet]

i love space

OH GOD I FORGOT ABOUT YOUR WORM FORM

I GOTTA FEED IT

[copper vapor]

let's complete path of pain + pantheon of hallownest to celebrate and prepare

[oblique belfry]

you will not be able to post your silksong screenshots / clips

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-goro-majima-watermelon-video-game-gif-17741515

[oblique belfry]

use sparter or devil or any other testers for em

[green granite]

I would say something about Silksong but my bait was never believable

[sour rivet]

pirate

wait i have almost 80 hours on nms on steam?

damn

[hexed kernel]

even if i could i wouldn't. in fact i'm gonna just dissapear until i 100% it

[green granite]

Post teto @marsh cargo

[blazing maple]

teto

[sour rivet]

teto

[blazing maple]

sparter getting the xela treatment

"Do as I command"

[green granite]

You kno

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-teto-teto-fatass-teto-fatteto-gif-3179709170918698747

[green granite]

Technically he is uh

[sour rivet]

mmm yes

eat more

[green granite]

Underwage worker rn

[zealous depot]

Consoom

[sour rivet]

loads in no man's sky
"where the fuck am i"

[zealous depot]

Yes

[copper vapor]

imposter amy

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/kasane-teto-hatsune-miku-utau-vocalod-fan-gif-2388325313489616546

[sour rivet]

who is amy

[copper vapor]

can't show image

google amy soul calibur

same hair

red eyes, too

[green granite]

@copper vapor you may not get image perm

But you got EL SEÑOR DE LA NOCHE

[copper vapor]

unironically I've been playing skirmishes in DoW1DE as night lords because they have the least shitty color scheme

and no I will not paint my own

[green granite]

God that shit was so dumb

[copper vapor]

although I probably should

[green granite]

Now that phrase stuck in my head

[copper vapor]

green and yellow chaos chapter the HUE LORDS

[blazing maple]

cup you're a firearms enthusiast?

[copper vapor]

🇧🇷

[blazing maple]

what's ur favourite gun

[copper vapor]

the only correct answer is AS Val

[sour rivet]

gun

[green granite]

Yikes if I have to pick one

Any gun? Or it has to be certain category

[blazing maple]

I ask the hard questions

[copper vapor]

I have no idea what's going on in NMS anymore, the game servers glitched somehow and the systems I was on changed names and even discoverers
my freighter changed name, too

[blazing maple]

any gun

[oblique belfry]

[blazing maple]

can be barely a real gun if you want

like 1 prototype drawn once type shit

[sour rivet]

rare bug

[oblique belfry]

.............fam- 🛌

[blazing maple]

gn doge

[green granite]

Colt XM177E2 Commando Carbine

[copper vapor]

the system I had my settlement on was one I discovered myself, now it has a different name and a different discoverer

[sour rivet]

oh god samantha's Worm form has gotten large

[blazing maple]

looks like some vietnam shi

[green granite]

My brain is fried to think about any unique guns

[sour rivet]

it used to be a wee little thing

[green granite]

It is Vietnam shi

[sour rivet]

mf is the size of my ship now

[marsh cargo]

so its shit

[oblique belfry]

no i was about to say fam- 🛌

[marsh cargo]

GN

[copper vapor]

I kinda felt sad, because I discovered the system and now it has someone else's name on it

[green granite]

Wait

[sour rivet]

name a new system

with hookers and blackjack

[green granite]

Someone post that tiktok el senor de la noche again

[leaden pilot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/737181954767716362/1412994352354955414/image.png?ex=68ba5109&is=68b8ff89&hm=c83a2bcca5773a14e6ffdaf688f5fa64c4d8e1b27414cd3f6ad5eb1b29be1d67&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

BEHOLD

[marsh cargo]

https://www.tiktok.com/@owlcatgames/video/7540327302761172246?_r=1&_t=ZM-8zR1braa0mb

[leaden pilot]

REFUSING TO LEVEL UP

[oblique belfry]

GUYS IM NOT SLEEPING YET IM JUST SAYING MY FAV GUN IS FAM- 🛌

[leaden pilot]

BECAUSE FUCK YOU

[green granite]

I love that shit

[blazing maple]

i'm soft for the 38. caliber revolver

Holds a special place in my heart

[sour rivet]

can you ask a soft question

[leaden pilot]

samanther i think we're all soft for all kinds of calibers

[copper vapor]

that looks familiar. underrail?

[leaden pilot]

our flesh isnt built to withstand it

...yet.

[leaden pilot]

yis :)

[blazing maple]

when my dad was a cop he had a 357 revolver as his sidearm

[blazing maple]

yeagh

[leaden pilot]

im playing a heavy metal build

[sour rivet]

thanks bestie

[leaden pilot]

her name is Jane Stag and she has 14 strength

[green granite]

If you gotta have to ask me about a pistol

[oblique belfry]

80s police film "overkill" revolver

[green granite]

It has to either be a HK USP or a HK P2000

[oblique belfry]

my beloved

[green granite]

Mostly HK USP

[copper vapor]

I have a question

why is it called "Dark heresy"

[green granite]

M9A1 Beretta is also my beloved

[copper vapor]

does this imply the existence of a holy heresy?

[blazing maple]

he was a motorbike cop so he had the swag

[copper vapor]

a light heresy?

[oblique belfry]

[leaden pilot]

sorry i spilled coffee

[green granite]

Ooh motorcop

[sour rivet]

i dont think you ever mentioned he was a motorcop

[green granite]

Cant go wrong with a Detective Special

[leaden pilot]

was your dad mad max or something

[sour rivet]

that or i forgotten with my slowly degrading memory

[copper vapor]

was he nicknamed dirty harry (I know DH used a .44 magnum)

[blazing maple]

he was a motorcop for a while then crime scene photographer

[leaden pilot]

oh so he's dexter

[green granite]

Dirty Harry is an Automag IV 44 Magnum

[blazing maple]

he's got so many horror stories of corpses

[copper vapor]

DETECTIVE CALAHAN

[leaden pilot]

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

Fun fact, a revolver 44 magnum bullet cant properly fit in an Automag IV pistol

[copper vapor]

[blazing maple]

detective cole phelps

[oblique belfry]

what does doakes mean ?

[blazing maple]

That's his name

[copper vapor]

you're outta line

[blazing maple]

Doakes

[green granite]

I think they have to create special 44 magnum for the dirty harry

[oblique belfry]

doakes

[copper vapor]

I should give LA Noire another try

[sour rivet]

Heckler & Koch Mark 23

[copper vapor]

some cases were just bullshit

[sour rivet]

my beloved pistol

[copper vapor]

an I never managed to arrest suspects when they fled
they always ran the whole circuit, grabbed a hostage and I had to end them

[green granite]

The only way to make MK23 looks right is with the Laser Assisting Module

Without the MK23 LAM it looks weird

[blazing maple]

in the 30 years of being a cop my dad never fired his weapon outside of a shooting range while on duty

[green granite]

A very big and chunky USP