#🤖🐛🦑helldivers

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bleak patrol
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No

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The beta didn't have the funny stuff

sacred tapir
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your friend might also be a whiny asshole

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think on that

narrow trout
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its just not good compared to what came before

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updates have been ass

dire igloo
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That too

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Fuuuck bring me back to bf3 days

bleak patrol
dire igloo
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Bf1 the world war game was good too

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Killing people on horses

narrow trout
bleak patrol
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But it is "what came before"

dire igloo
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They should've just made the game 30 bucks man

sacred tapir
dire igloo
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Too bad EA is greed incarnate

bleak patrol
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That's not even greed

sacred tapir
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2042 wasnt that bad (once they fixed half the game), i stand by this opinion

bleak patrol
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That's just the regular price

dire igloo
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60 bucks for a multiplayer game

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Shit is not regular price

sacred tapir
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get used to it

bleak patrol
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That is normal price nowadays

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Just wait for GTA 6 to be 100 and everyone else will try to copy it

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Then you will miss 60 dolla games

sacred tapir
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if something is like 40 dollars, its mid price now

dire igloo
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Nobody is gonna buy shit

bleak patrol
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Ha

dire igloo
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I mean its already showing

bleak patrol
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Nice joke

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People will buy it

dire igloo
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The most bought games on steam are between 20 and 40

sacred tapir
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ok bogdan now youre just digging yourself a hole of retardation

dire igloo
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Ppl will get gta6

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They wont get the other shit priced at 100

sacred tapir
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youre forgetting consoles

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they make up lots of purchases

bleak patrol
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The best counter argument to that is the fact that people are buying switch 2

dire igloo
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Okay but its like a known fact nintendo fans are special

bleak patrol
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And gamers are also special

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Special fucking breed of retards

dire igloo
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Example: greek friend I know would legit bring his switch to hang out with friends and then just play games and not talk to them

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caught like what

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caught why are you hanging out

narrow trout
bleak patrol
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Apparently they aren't

dire igloo
bleak patrol
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People still bought it tho

sacred tapir
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it still sold

dire igloo
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Yea but its shit compared to every previous one

sacred tapir
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but not as well as it could have

dire igloo
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It sold badly compared to the ones in the past years

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Didnt they say cod isnt a yearly thing anymore

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I forgot

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Oh yea cod isnt on gamepass either anymore too

narrow trout
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aaa has been hot shit and i deeply apologize to you pyrson cuz you got me bf6 and i havent touched it since november

dire igloo
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Its gonna be on gamepass now one year after its been out

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Instead of on release

bleak patrol
narrow trout
dire igloo
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Birb is getting beaten to death with a car battery!!!!

bleak patrol
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Birb is gonna get a feel of the throngler

dire igloo
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They removed the fucking

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Officer down gifs from tenor

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Kill tenor

bleak patrol
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Kill penor

dire igloo
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Kill penor

narrow trout
bleak patrol
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ok i won't

dire igloo
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Anywhos uh

narrow trout
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no amount of running saved me and 5 other people from being gibbed

dire igloo
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Friendslop soon™

sacred tapir
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so the thing is, pyr and birb seem like such good friends in text chats, but birb annoys pyr in vcs

dire igloo
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Long walk soon

sacred tapir
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what

dire igloo
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Its cus hes a bird

sacred tapir
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ok they usually seem like good friends, until they dont

bleak patrol
sacred tapir
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you said he annoyed you that one time so i just assumed

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as all idiots do

bleak patrol
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We weren't talking because Birb is a very special boy and he won't talk to people NeroPensive

narrow trout
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talking is hard

sacred tapir
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oh so he just like me fr

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me and @drifting quail have yet to EVER SPEAK A WORD

dire igloo
bleak patrol
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And since I understand not talking to people I'm fine with it thumbsUp2x

sacred tapir
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and we have been playing games for like 3 months

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or more

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consistently

bleak patrol
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Based

sacred tapir
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me too birb

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cant get me to say shit to random people

narrow trout
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its a mix of "these people are fucking stupid" and "oh my god in game voice chat sounds so ass"

sacred tapir
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unless ive gotten a feel for them over time

narrow trout
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i cannot understand what people say in some games

sacred tapir
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yes @drifting quail you said you were ok with talking

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so did i

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we just never did

bleak patrol
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the humble gmod mic

sacred tapir
sacred tapir
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live on twitch? hmmtodayiwill

drifting quail
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The most hes heard is me doing schizophric dribblings in the game vc that he couldn't understand

sacred tapir
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that was tf2

narrow trout
dire igloo
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Actually when I think abt it when I played deadlock with bird he never used voice chat

sacred tapir
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was like drooling on his mouse or smth

dire igloo
sacred tapir
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chewin on it

sacred tapir
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speaking of which

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you should

bleak patrol
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Birb, my friend

sacred tapir
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i need more frends

bleak patrol
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I will give your oc

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a bigger peenar

narrow trout
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I HAVE A PENAR??

dire igloo
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You should get me a ssd to bribe me to be your friend

drifting quail
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Anthrax is lonely it seems

bleak patrol
drifting quail
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Should call himself conquest

sacred tapir
narrow trout
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this will shakeup the shapeshifter meta

sacred tapir
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theyre like 200 dollars man

bleak patrol
dire igloo
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Go learn how to make one in a chinese factory

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Its free

sacred tapir
narrow trout
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oh yeah since you mentioned my oc pyr i saw art earlier that almost resembles how i imagine them

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ill put it in offtop

bleak patrol
sacred tapir
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because theres infinite possibilities

bleak patrol
sacred tapir
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yeah, and im happy about that

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conquest would have folded in like a week on earth tbh

bleak patrol
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That's essentially

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Exactly what everyone wanted

sacred tapir
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took nolan 18 years and he still had some loyalty

dire igloo
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No he would not man

sacred tapir
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but thats because he wasnt outcast, and used as a weapon

sacred tapir
dire igloo
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Imagine if conquest landed in the balkans or some other shit

bleak patrol
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Conquest would fold easily

sacred tapir
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he would get a taste of kindness

dire igloo
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Yea actually dont

sacred tapir
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and hed be done

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over with

dire igloo
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Unspeakable racist war crimes

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Conquest edition

sacred tapir
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yeah no balkans would make him kill the planet

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in like 5 seconds

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instantly enraged

bleak patrol
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If Conquest were to land in Poland

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People would just assume he's super unemployed

sacred tapir
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and thats it?

bleak patrol
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More or less

sacred tapir
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most neutral response ever

bleak patrol
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We have weirder shit here

sacred tapir
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wonder what would happen if he showed up in like, brazil

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or smth

dire igloo
sacred tapir
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idk anything about brazil

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would he just get good at football? clueless

bleak patrol
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Honestly Conquest dropping in Poland would be an overall improvement for the country

bleak patrol
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Even if he was still himself

sacred tapir
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the carlquest thing made me happy

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the invincible fandom made ONE thing thats coherent

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and actually cool

dire igloo
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The trade off being like what

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How many steaks did Omni man need to omni

sacred tapir
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or those random wobble edits

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that are being shit on

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and shit

dire igloo
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Okay this one killed me

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Just now

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3 am and I see a fucking shrimp

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In the gifs

dire igloo
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Recreating invicible wobble edits 99.1% accuracy

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And it fucking killed me cause I found it at 3 am

dire igloo
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I found it

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omegakekw im crying

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Its so fucking stupid

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Oh my god

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I scrolled 60 something videos me and my friend send between each other just to find this

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Someones gonna enter the channel and see this bullshit kekw

slim coral
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Vox Strider

rotund niche
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The mighty automaton centaur

fleet gazelle
plucky lion
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vox already gave me PTSD trying to do D10

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if they add any worse bots ima lose it

slim coral
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Yet

plain bough
fleet gazelle
sacred tapir
slim coral
sacred tapir
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just get good or smth and make this game work

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surely

slim coral
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Uh huh

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Surely

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Whatever

eager cliff
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Hard to get excited by this game nowadays if they gonna releasae a Warbond every 2 months that has locked strategems behind it , while the MO gives you 50 medals and a pat on the back saying u did well hehe

narrow trout
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they should have never changed what warbonds had

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these fuckass skins clog up shit that could be more stuff to use

dire igloo
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Don't worry guys the next game arrowhead gets the contractors to make will surely be better handled hmmtodayiwill

empty zealot
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Can't wait to see yet another weapon in a super store that would cost like 400 sc kek1

bleak patrol
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If you look at it without checking the details then it looks like armor a, armor b and armor c but then you check the details and see that armor c is exactly the same as armor a but in different color

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Which makes it quite literally the same as vehicle skins, except vehicle skins have a tiny bit more use

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Old warbonds also came with more profile backgrounds, which are oh so much more useful

plucky lion
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yep this is pretty standard for a warbond imo

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ppl just bitching cuz they dont get shit for free, as usual

bleak patrol
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I don't really have an issue with the new exos being locked to a warbond cause we got two of them already for free including the most basic all-rounder mech

plucky lion
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i find myself using the patriot more than the emancipator too lol

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it's just more fun with a minigun

bleak patrol
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I'd argue the patriot is more useful

plucky lion
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you have to be really careful with the rockets, but if you are, it can do quite a bit of damage

bleak patrol
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I'd also argue the new mechs will be very situational and not getting them for free won't change much

plucky lion
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idk tank cannon + flamer sounds fuckin sweet

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bug stomper extraordinare

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probably not great vs bots tho

bleak patrol
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That is situational

plucky lion
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but stomping one whole faction is not very situational in my book

bleak patrol
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Patriot can be brought anywhere and it will work

plucky lion
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we gona disagree on the fine print here i guess lol

bleak patrol
plucky lion
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well you said very...

bleak patrol
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I want to know how good that devastator from temu will be hmm

plucky lion
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i'm trying to imagine how that caseless ammo strategem is going to not suck

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it just sounds like a weak ass strategem from the start

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super high rof, but will run out of ammo super fast of course

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and will probably be medium pen. oh great another medium pen bullet weapon. like we really need more of those

bleak patrol
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Make it light pen then hellonewstalker3

plucky lion
bleak patrol
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Expendable Stalwart hellonewstalker3

rotund niche
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The expendable machine guns could be fun for an entirely disposable build

plain bough
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expendables only run

plucky lion
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i do love the solo silo/commando/leveller build

bleak patrol
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I'm expendable and so is my entire equipment!

rotund niche
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I do understand why people are upset about this warbond, AH has released all the previous vehicles to the general player base for free, and this warbond just kinda feels slapped together without much cohesion beyond the pilot looking armor and the mechs

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I do think it would have been way cooler to unlock these mechs through major orders

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But we haven't gotten something like that in what, a year or so?

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I don't really care about needing to buy the mechs cause I just farm sc but It does seem kinda lazy on AH's end

narrow trout
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i just dont like stratagems being behind these warbonds shrudge

rotund niche
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I didn't have a problem with it when they were still giving us stratagems for major orders

plain bough
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we need more free strategems

uneven monolith
sharp gorge
earnest stag
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We need additional Pylons

bleak patrol
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I won't have a problem in the future as long as new types of vehicles get introduced for free first

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So if we get a new tank variant for example, I won't be upset if it will be locked behind a warbond because we already got one tank, the Bastion, for free

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But if they introduce a motorbike, for example, which we don't have right now and it's locked behind a warbond then I will have a slight issue

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But only a slight because at the end of the day I probably wouldn't be using it anyways

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And the warbonds are always here so it's not like I'm missing out

rotund niche
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I get where you are coming from

plain bough
sacred tapir
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should have always been this way

dire igloo
plain bough
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that reminds me, still gotta get that SC, unless a nice patron were to shower me in em ofc

sacred tapir
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@rancid ibex hmmtodayiwill

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every day is another instance

empty zealot
plain bough
bleak patrol
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A buff is a buff

dire igloo
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no more flesh mob clipping is way better

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genuinely one of the worst things in the game when they walk through shit

plucky lion
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about fucking time

sharp gorge
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Only took 1.5 years

grizzled dagger
steady zinc
runic sentinel
strong epoch
eager cliff
bleak patrol
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With how the community acts I'd ban any and all forms of communication for them

plucky lion
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on steam forums they whine about literally everything. devs cannot do anything right apparently, but still they play for 500 hours lol

shy schooner
unborn ibex
dire igloo
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the devs are doing nothing right
because they are doing nothing
its the contractors doing everything

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every false there is true

bleak patrol
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Could you spread misinformation somewhere else

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You're clinging on to old topics and exaggerate them even more than the overall community does

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If you're going to mimic how the community behaves then at least be up to date with whatever the fuck they are complaining about now

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Which is mechs in a warbond

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The outsourcing stuff is an old overblown drama from a couple of months ago

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Which is actually very funny because it was public information since forever but people only started complaining about relatively recently because they really needed something to bitch about so they chose to target one of the most common practices in the field

dire igloo
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Im trolling bro chill

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will keep spreading joyous misinformation until moral improves

narrow trout
eager cliff
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Helldivers 2 right now is again on a classic "It's Over" spree

plain bough
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lol

eager cliff
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Yeah people are not happy about Pilestedt's AMA

plain bough
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I heard there's a "Oh you sweet summer child" comment from em too

eager cliff
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Yeah and it's getting clowned upon

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speedsmirk at this point i even forgot we can upgrade our ship

narrow trout
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i rarely if ever upgraded my ship due to how expensive ti is

eager cliff
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to be fair most upgrades are very weak

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like 10 seconds off a 260 second strategem

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which is why i am wodnering why the fuck we dont get more upgrades lmao

narrow trout
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smth somth "fuck you die"

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im not gonna touch the game again unless a BIG ass overhaul comes

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the constant "we are so back its so over" is exhausting

eager cliff
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i agree, nothing to come back too but dissapointement right now and a warbond grind yipeee i dont feel like going 2 hours on diff 3 collectng SC

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Did they fire Alexus yet

narrow trout
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you will have your hello neighbor developer forever and you will like it

empty zealot
eager cliff
empty zealot
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Some people were actually surprised that he even did it.

plucky lion
bleak patrol
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Whenever I think about giving a shit I get reminded why I stopped giving a shit about it a looooong time ago

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I just enjoy the game thumbsUp2x

slim coral
plucky lion
narrow trout
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you can have fun
but you can also understand why people are upset with arrowhead

sacred tapir
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i mean, the grinding for creds is kinda boring, and that doesnt serve as an excuse for why we cant have another free warbond, or some more ship modules or smth

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"Oh but the premium currency is able to be gathered!" yeah but it takes ages even when you dedicate time to

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sure they have to make money, but players are forced to spend, or grind credits, to play with more than like 14 weapons

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thats my take on putting things behind paywalls

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its not bad as long as at least some things are free

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except right now, there are like 3x more primaries you have to pay for, than primaries you can pay for with medals

plucky lion
sacred tapir
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at this point in time

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if you have a job

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youre better off spending money

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because it would take like 1-2 hours to make the money for 1-3 warbonds depending on salary

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and it takes easily 3-4 hours to get 1 warbond

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unless you get great luck

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thats absurd

plucky lion
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i dont see a problem here at all

sacred tapir
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i see a problem

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the fact that grinding is not feasible

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time is the most precious resource

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and its a complete and utter waste to farm

plucky lion
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the problem i see is that u dont get credits effectively playing normally, only thru credit farming methopds

sacred tapir
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working for money would be better

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and farming isnt effective either

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effective is 1 hour per warbond, maybe 2

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at MOST

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its never that

plucky lion
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3-4 hours per warbond is really not a ton to ask in my opinion

sacred tapir
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its a ton to ask when they release one every other WEEK at this point

plucky lion
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and if it bothers you, just buy the credits!

sacred tapir
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oh i dont buy or grind anymore

narrow trout
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-# i sense a glazer~!

sacred tapir
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i just dont play enough to care

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"I like how this sucks!" headass

plucky lion
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they gotta keep money coming in somehow

sacred tapir
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and making farming a straight SLOG is not it

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make your content WORTH BUYING

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idiots

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if people will outright AVOID buying it

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thats bad

plucky lion
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i have been pretty happy with the warbonds...

sacred tapir
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it should be good enough that people want to pay, also when the devs cant fix their game, people arent inclined to support them

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theres more issues than content

plucky lion
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right those are the only two issues worth complaining about, bug fixes take too long, and credits cant be gained quick enough without farming

narrow trout
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constant balancing issues

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the fact there has been no form of progression other than warbonds

plucky lion
sacred tapir
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also a problem

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its not inevitable

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if they would think things out, or test them

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then maybe we wouldnt have such issues

plucky lion
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game aint being produced by fuckin einstein

sacred tapir
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i know

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its being produced by lobotomites

plucky lion
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its some dudes that wanted to shoot aliens with guns that go boom

sacred tapir
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and make it a grunt fantasy

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as we heard

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that one time

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but its true

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they make things comically bad sometimes

graceful compass
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its not even like "oh its because you just dont like the way they are trying to balance it"

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no they just manage to do something objectively bad or nonsensical so often

sacred tapir
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its malicious

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half the time

graceful compass
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idk if id say malicious

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but its ignorant

sacred tapir
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"not nerfing coyote" releases a change that nerfs coyote

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and lots of other shit

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mhm

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or just shadow buffing things

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increasing durable on warrior and hive guards

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no notice

plucky lion
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coyote still probably the best AR anyway lol

sacred tapir
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and so on

sacred tapir
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im being so honest here

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or the adjudicator

plucky lion
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adjudicator's durable damage makes it my favorite

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good vs harvesters

sacred tapir
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but either way, anything an ar can do, a dmr can do better

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so who even cares

graceful compass
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game has too many retarded hidden stats

sacred tapir
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they just dont document shit

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same with darktide

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but i like darktide lmao

graceful compass
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darktide fucking blows ass

sacred tapir
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false

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the documentation blows ass

graceful compass
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zero visual clarity beyond first two difficulties

sacred tapir
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the gameplay is great

sacred tapir
graceful compass
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meanwhile vermintide doesnt have that issue

sacred tapir
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all i can say

sacred tapir
plucky lion
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i can hardly tell wtf is going on when playing legend VT2

sacred tapir
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nothing but green

graceful compass
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yeah i have its still better

sacred tapir
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also playing bardin:

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just blinded

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by rat people

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because youre short as shit

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you can see a whole 3 feet

plucky lion
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dwarf life...

graceful compass
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back to back crusher/mauler overheads sneaking over other enemies bc there are 1200 of them within 2 feet of you

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bardin moment

sacred tapir
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its not better in vt2

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its just that more weapons are viable in vt2

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i must admit

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some weapons are just ass in darktide

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which is sad

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some of them are really fun, but really bad

graceful compass
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the areas are generally brighter and things are more easily visualized in vt

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its literally just the difference in setting

sacred tapir
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i mastered every weapon in darktide, maybe 3-5 melee and ranged for each class were good

graceful compass
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most darktide weapons are ass which is lame

sacred tapir
plucky lion
sacred tapir
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ogryn weapons are all really good btw

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as of now

graceful compass
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true they did that rework and he was good

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i only ever played assail psyker tho

sacred tapir
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ok see now i understand the no clarity thing

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assail blows dead monkeys

graceful compass
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assail doesnt have visual clarity issues unlike the other two

sacred tapir
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its smite or brain pop, nothing else (except smite is cancer for your teammates)

sacred tapir
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you did not just say that

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brain pop is ONE ENEMY glowing

graceful compass
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my entire screen going blue with smite is ass

sacred tapir
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thats it

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smite? yeah i hate it

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but its the best one for clarity because half the horde just disappears

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from the aoe

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also because team mates can mow down the horde safely since stunned

graceful compass
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dont most people use one of the staffs anyway

sacred tapir
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but if you want clarity, play zealot or something else, those work better

sacred tapir
graceful compass
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i played gun assail psyker and was not interested in the staffs or other abilities

sacred tapir
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grow a pair and use the voidblast

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gun psyker is also why you had no clarity

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because gun psyker is the hardest playstyle

graceful compass
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do you understand what the word clarity means

sacred tapir
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the more you say, the more i see the issue

sacred tapir
graceful compass
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no i dont

sacred tapir
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what do you mean

graceful compass
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clutter is not inheriently the issue

sacred tapir
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you were saying you couldnt see shit because of the enemies and lack of lighting

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or smth like that

graceful compass
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its the way enemies are mostly hard to read through that enemy clutter UNLIKE vt

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bc everything is the same shade of shit brown and shit green

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aside from the occasional red visor

sacred tapir
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yeah i dont see this issue like you do

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its black with green helmet slits, or flesh color and grey

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and some green vials and shit

graceful compass
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exactly

sacred tapir
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moebians are always wearing black with green eyes

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which makes them easy to spot

graceful compass
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everything is the same washed out dark color pallete

sacred tapir
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cult wears no clothes besides pants really

graceful compass
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which is fine for the way the game SHOULD look being warhammer

sacred tapir
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acting like the chaos enemies in vt2 arent the same fucking color

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all of them are just grey/brown/black

graceful compass
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yep hated them too

sacred tapir
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and green

graceful compass
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they were boring

sacred tapir
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ok this is just a you problem then

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the game isnt at fault

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you just want color in a setting that lacks color

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which is just backwards

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hive cities are dark, and grey.

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thats it

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or the outter city has some yellow and sand and shit, the upper levels have some color, carpets, lights and stuff

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but thats it

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its an issue with the setting rather than the game

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(also its called DARKtide CluelessBlind)

graceful compass
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which maybe you could say its part of the "difficulty" of it

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but if so, i think its very extremely unfun and uninteractive difficulty

sacred tapir
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its also class based

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some things dont happen as a certain class

graceful compass
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not to some insane degree

sacred tapir
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i mean theres also mods to help

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but whatever

graceful compass
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nothing on psyker visually bothered me once i was set up how i wanted to be ASIDE FROM the lighting bloom intensity on the shield

sacred tapir
#

there are easily like 4 mods to help it

sacred tapir
#

literally just saw it yesterday on nexus

#

modding was also really straightforward

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its manual, but its easier than hd2 manually by a long shot

graceful compass
sacred tapir
#

literally just extract folder here, put this there, and then add mods to the load order

#

nah its a year old

graceful compass
#

i know how to mod

graceful compass
sacred tapir
#

sept 2024

#

yeah

#

not particularly new

graceful compass
#

i used one of the more complex weird mods for a time as well, one for setting up unique clothing using ALL pieces in the game

sacred tapir
graceful compass
#

wonder if its worth playing again

sacred tapir
#

im not sure that mod is still around tbh

#

id have to look

graceful compass
#

meant to download again to try it when they dropped that newer content

graceful compass
sacred tapir
#

i still want to get the weapon customization mod

#

but its been taken down by the author

#

havent seen it since

graceful compass
#

what.

#

yeah im not going back

sacred tapir
#

oh wait

graceful compass
#

there was one that got removed bc another newer one dropped tho

sacred tapir
#

no its in the modding discord now iirc

#

hold on

graceful compass
#

or that yeah

#

nah i rememer now

sacred tapir
#

mar 26 was last release

#

so yeah weapon customization is still around

#

thats gonna be nice for customizing the autoguns and stuff

fleet gazelle
fleet gazelle
#

I wish they would give the heavy machine gun damage like the anti-material rifle.

bleak patrol
#

Cope on these nuts

graceful compass
#

my favorite development about this game and this channel is that it somehow manages to consistently be more toxic than average tarkov discourse

narrow trout
#

i simply share my thoughts on the current game and then fuck off elsewhere

#

you'd have to be throat deep on the dick to not notice the issues we've had for 2 YEARS

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and dear old pyrson has no rebuttal so he resorts to pregnent emoji

graceful compass
#

i dont take anything he says seriously

bleak patrol
narrow trout
#

mmhm

graceful compass
#

atp i wonder why they dont just sell like warbond tokens for $10 that give you a warbond and unlocks everything or nearly everything in it and then make SC gain more consistent from non farm gameplay

#

personally, i see zero reason to spend money on sc to get warbond since ill have to grind to get medals anyway

#

sc farm also happens to be medal farm to unlock everything the fastest too tho

#

not like i really care anyway, nothing interesting has happened in this game in some time and i havent felt the want to play for some time as a resul

narrow trout
#

what i want to know is

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why not make another free warbond

#

of which i have already answered this question above

#

keep spending money or grinding nonstop to progress fuckboys

slim coral
#

I still dont get how

#

Helldivers 2 has everything going on for them

#

Then they decided to just kill their entire community through mediocrity

#

Arrowhead and Roblox have to be relayed

#

Related*

narrow trout
#

?

#

bro is comparing roblox to arrowhead

sacred tapir
#

one basically prevents child predators from being caught, the other just makes dumb decisions

narrow trout
slim coral
#

So i dont see how I cant make that comparison

sacred tapir
#

surely

sacred tapir
#

as much as some shit is a stinky

#

mostly still ok

#

roblox?

#

no

#

just no

bleak patrol
#

Cuppa try not to say something silly challenge (impossible)

eager cliff
fleet gazelle
sacred tapir
fleet gazelle
sacred tapir
#

are we deadass?

twin nebula
slim coral
#

That is Rango and not Jango

sacred tapir
rotund niche
slim coral
#

I dont play their platform

twin nebula
sacred tapir
plain bough
#

Ok got me SC, rather quick too

sacred tapir
#

i have like 3k

#

just laying around

plain bough
sacred tapir
#

but i found a fortune god

#

pretty peak

#

8k sc in like 1 hour

plain bough
#

One day I shall find a fortune god

#

but until then, gotta be a wage cuck

plucky lion
#

o dear SC gods please hear my prayer and send me a chinadiver 🙏

sacred tapir
#

its slower than minimum wage

#

you could mow lawns and get warbonds faster

#

or smth

#

unless you physically cant work, or theres no work for you, just pay money from a jawb

#

if you have one

eager cliff
#

Reminder, we got
9 free strategems in 2024
2 in 2025
and so far 1 in 2026

narrow trout
#

what is the longest grind
the sc grind or the job application grind

sharp gorge
#

C-1 form grind AidenThumbsUp
Your bum ass ain't getting it

narrow trout
#

mf what is sex gonna do for me

#

fuck getting laid i want to get PAID

plain bough
fleet gazelle
#

The master of charcuterie sends his regards.

slim coral
#

Why

#

I guess thats kinda great

sharp gorge
#

Jarvis, spawn fifteen thousand hive guards

loud bison
#

it's something

#

the drivers check is going to be annoying

plain bough
bleak patrol
loud bison
#

right, so variant is burst strain but with fucking speed boost

#

quick little buggers

bleak patrol
#

Also, the patch looks good

bleak patrol
plain bough
bleak patrol
#

That's not bad

#

Actually that's pretty good

sacred tapir
#

If you can make that 300 last at least 67 seconds you can have another

plain bough
#

each pod comes with 2, so 600 bullets for each minute

eager cliff
#

they gave hive guards heavy armor now to the head

#

waht is the point of light guns right now

#

like do they even do anything

plain bough
lost grail
# eager cliff

man i was about to hop onto HD2 to play against bots but i see that medium pen guns dont do shit now

bleak patrol
#

I don't see a problem

plain bough
#

they go as fast as the FRV lol

lost grail
#

Does anyone remember when the Breaker was actually a strong weapon lol

bleak patrol
eager cliff
bleak patrol
#

Because it was the only weapon

bleak patrol
eager cliff
#

a lot of the changes are shit / questionable , in the middle of backlash they nerf shit again

#

oh they buffed the mechs a bit because warbond

#

but wait , they didnt really

lost grail
eager cliff
lost grail
#

Meta slaves will meta slave no matter what

bleak patrol
#

People use these guns?

#

Dominator is kinda ass imo

lost grail
#

Tbh dominator is a weird hybrid between AR-23P and a Marksman Rifle imo

eager cliff
#

Dominator does damage

bleak patrol
#

Why use the dominator when you can use the diligence

eager cliff
#

while other guns now dont even pen

lost grail
eager cliff
#

like again , what is the point of light pen guns now

bleak patrol
#

Squids

eager cliff
#

🥀

plain bough
#

also still 10m inbetween exos, kinda bad lol

eager cliff
#

wasnt it 15 ?

bleak patrol
#

It was always 10

#

You could always drop 2 on blitz

eager cliff
#

10 could be manageable if you could at least repack the secondary gun or the mech was actually durable

#

they could add like special mech ressuplies across the POIs

#

doens thave to be full ammo , even 10-15% ammo back would be enough

#

10 minutes is a bit too much considering many ppl speed through missions cause they dont need to explore POIs anymore for samples and shit

#

and if the game feels like it , it will kill ur mech instantly on bullshit

bleak patrol
#

I explore POIs for ammo and supplies

fleet gazelle
#

If it works, don't touch it.

loud bison
#

yeah and it goes off every time the game is launched

eager cliff
#

Ok so apparently

#

The new passive makes bugs faster to

#

It's the same bug as with the ughh....you know that passive again , the one that made u stun less or whatever

shy schooner
#

????

eager cliff
#

Democratic Shocks

shy schooner
#

HUH

loud bison
#

buhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

plain bough
#

a shrieker swarm decided to divebomb my unoccupied lumberer, nearly fucking destroyed it

bleak patrol
#

Yeah that's the thing about vehicles

#

They collect aggro even when not in use

plain bough
#

not really an issue, but a single shrieker swarm already busted my legs and put the exo into smoking from one suicidal divebomb, bad

bleak patrol
#

Shriekers are an annoyance and I really wish they didn't fix the mission modifier that made them patrol around the map

plain bough
bleak patrol
#

I love physics shenanigans

plain bough
#

Lumberer is a little disappointing, but this breakthrough mech is funny and good lol

#

Punched a few terminids, sent commanders flying dozens of meters and beat a bile titan to death

#

shotgun one taps commanders too, got 60 ammo

bleak patrol
#

How's the shield, that's the only thing I care about

plain bough
#

and quite useful for punching everything

bleak patrol
#

||I won't be using these mechs anyways cause they don't fit my play style but I need to know||

sacred tapir
#

Boutta start throwing hands with chargers glorptard

#

With the shield

narrow trout
#

Sooooo
Did they give the mechs more health or no

plain bough
#

increased HP, but now every enemy get a buff to durable damage so fuck you anyway

eager cliff
eager cliff
#

HeLlDivERs ShOUlD Be F0cuSed On InfAntry GamEplay

#

why even add vehicles then king

#

fuck em

plucky lion
#

mmm exos gonna be a lot better on bots now i think

plain bough
#

Weird head icon but ok

#

pretty drippy tho

empty zealot
#

Perk is the same as warbond one, right?

rotund niche
#

the armor looks nice, the helmet looks kinda dumb

plain bough
#

yeh

rotund niche
#

the tiny eyes look dumb

empty zealot
#

Helmet looks like the light fire resist one

#

But eyes weren't that goofy KekSkew

plain bough
#

We were promised 2 biomes no?

#

Oh nvm, I'm seeing Big Rock now

#

no access to that planet tho

slim coral
#

What weapon is this

plain bough
slim coral
#

Ah

#

Also the new SMG added is a Med Pen Knight so I wonder if the Knight even worth getting anymore

plain bough
#

they should've added a RoF option for the gallant, kinda blowing my load a bit too fast

#

also missile pistol got both unguided and guided options, it has 1 + 3 more

narrow trout
#

OH WAIT

#

THE DURABLE DAMAGE INCREASE MEANS TURRETS GET FUCKED AGAIN

#

WE LIVE IN A LOOP

slim coral
#

Lmao

#

So they slightly increased mech health

#

And increase enemy damage dealt

#

So like technically they changed something

#

Practically or gameplay wise nothing changed

plain bough
#

this missile pistol sucks dick lol

#

small af aoe, might've as well made it heavy pen instead of medium

slim coral
#

The medium pen is its explosion apparently

#

@plain bough We think the mech suit is too strong against Terminid so we will adjust for the Terminid and left Automaton and Illuminate as it is

#

Proceeds to also buff Automaton and Illuminate damage against mech

plain bough
#

are swedish developers on drugs 24/7 lol

slim coral
#

Also

#

They changed the vents on the tanks from Medium to Heavy Pen

#

So if you decided to run without AT or Heavy guns you are kinda fucked

plain bough
slim coral
#

Also imo the flame mech damage feels

#

Weird

#

I guess it could just be me but like for a big ass flamer it has I expect it to burn shit more effectively than a normal flamer

empty zealot
#

It looks so goofy omegakekw

slim coral
#

Imo the Galant is the only thing im interested in

#

Everything else?

#

Ugh no

empty zealot
#

Bullet storm seems fine

slim coral
empty zealot
#

At least occasionally use it as an alternative to it, imho.

slim coral
#

I dont see the niche of it for myself

#

Sure it has 300 rounds shoots fast and good accuracy

#

I wish it had burst fire mode where it shoots all barrel at once

#

Kinda like a shotgun but doesnt spend all ammo

#

Unless it does and I am stupid

eager cliff
#

just realised the maxigun will bounce on Hive Guards now

#

kekl ass

light nymph
#

Hive guards need AT now?

loud bison
#

heavy pen on the shielded parts

light nymph
#

because why would anyone wanna use a light pen gun

rotund niche
#

this update is ass

plucky lion
#

i dont see how that change matters to a light pen gun since it already couldnt hurt the med armor head

bleak patrol
#

Yeah it was medium

plucky lion
#

and since they also did this

#

i suspect it will actually be easier to kill them with light pen guns

bleak patrol
#

Yes since now claws don't reduce light pen damage

plucky lion
#

its the med pen guns that got fucked over

#

but the main hp reduction means as long as ur accurate they will still die faster shrug

bleak patrol
#

I don't really understand why they increased head armor to heavy from medium but I also don't understand how was that supposed to affect light pen guns and why do we even bring them to this conversation

plucky lion
#

same idk why that was needed

#

guess they figured maxigun users were feeling too awesome

bleak patrol
#

Maybe

#

I wonder if that change will stay

#

Or will it be reverted

plucky lion
#

im gonna need to use the flame turret again because they buffed the shit out of it

#

war strider hip joints being a proper weak point is going to be niceee

sacred tapir
#

fun fact, the new missle pistol is ap 5 apparently

#

and it mainly does ballistic, at 1000

#

and 300 explosive at ap 3

#

hmm

#

that is 200 damage short of a charger kill

#

so i suppose eruptor plus said pistol would work wonders

bleak patrol
#

Oh no

#

The pocket artillery loadout

sacred tapir
#

wonder what else you can use to finish off that 200 hp

#

impact nade maybe?

empty zealot
#

In that loadout sth as dog is surely needed.

sacred tapir
#

sth CluelessBlind

#

what

empty zealot
#

something

plain bough
slim coral
#

Mech buffed
Looks inside
Enemies buffed to counter Mech buff

plucky lion
#

killing war striders with 3 amr rounds to the leg joint feels great

sacred tapir
#

looks inside
heavy armor hive guard for some reason

#

i dont get it

#

i dont even know why arrowhead even tries anymore, just let the community do the balancing, but exclude the minority of hardcore tards

#

i swear the community could almost do better

#

select like 10 people who truly love the game and shit, make them poll the options like a true (managed) democracy and see how it pans out

#

shit cant get worse

plucky lion
#

most of the changes in this patch i like a lot

#

the hive guard change is the only one i'm not sure about, but will need to fight them to make up my mind

sacred tapir
#

i got one or two issues with it

#

mainly hive guard

#

just why?

plucky lion
#

probably to make it stand out more i'm thinking

#

it was just a bigger warrior but didnt really feel any different to fight

sacred tapir
#

but why not make coward commanders more threatening instead?

#

or anything but buffing hive guard, because this doesnt make them stand out, nothing will

#

theyre just a wall of meat, always have been

plucky lion
#

well now its a wall of meat that bounces your bullets so yeah ur gonna notice that lol

sacred tapir
#

shoot claw

#

smh

#

they got weakened even more in that regard

#

this nerf/buff is stupid

#

doesnt do shit, just makes it easier to kill them with anything thats remotely accurate

#

sure maxigun might suffer

#

since no reticle

#

but the rest are just ok

empty zealot
#

Most of the enemy changes made them do more dmg hellonewstalker3

slim coral
empty zealot
slim coral
#

Like they stated "Yeh but players desire this is a smaller fraction compare to one favor the stuff we are doing"

#

Like

#

Where did you even get this from

plucky lion
#

gas was already pretty good

empty zealot
#

This is from the latest patch note

#

Ain't saving this one ohno

plucky lion
#

now gas gonna be super GOATed

slim coral
#

Its supposed to be corrosive

plucky lion
#

it already wipes out all chaff

slim coral
#

Part of me also wish that stim pistol can ignore shield so I can actually heal ppl

empty zealot
#

Also

plucky lion
#

now it will do a much better job at keeping medium enemies at bay, which is great. it doesnt need ot be another napalm that just murders everything

empty zealot
#

What's the new enemy variant?

plain bough
#

the acid spray attack has been changed to a gloom type, dealing less damage and knocking you off your feet

empty zealot
#

I c, thanks for the info salute

slim coral
#

Why do I feel like most enemies has been added are just "Yeh I am going to ragdoll you"

plain bough
#

warstriders, cyborgs, vox engine, gloom titan

slim coral
#

I guess except that one flying thing in illuminate

#

They jumped you instead

plucky lion
#

i wish vox would just ragdoll me lol. usually it just obliterates me instantly

slim coral
#

But the illuminate mech still sends you across the football field

#

Tho killing them is

#

Very much less annoying

#

I wish the pilot share same health as the normal overseer

#

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plain bough
slim coral
sacred tapir
#

yeah i just mean theres like 5-10% of the playerbase that fucking LOVES shit being unbalanced, and that grunt fantasy theyre famous for

slim coral
#

There was a line saying we are not prioritizing this because we want to appease to bigger portion of players

sacred tapir
#

the other 90% loves other shit

#

balance

#

and stuff

#

yeah i dont care anymore

#

i hardly play anymore

#

because everything is shit

slim coral
#

I skipped like

sacred tapir
#

or something

slim coral
#

The last 3 warbonds lmao

#

Its so bad now

#

Actually imma take that back

sacred tapir
slim coral
#

Warbonds w the Leveller was Peak

sacred tapir
#

maybe you can help him out?

#

the last few have been good ngl

#

besides python

slim coral
#

Who the hell is this

sacred tapir
#

dw about it

#

anyways

#

entrenched was good

slim coral
#

Uhm

#

Prob a random adeptus mechanicus

sacred tapir
#

siege and redacted were good

sacred tapir
#

anyways

twin nebula
#

wtf why are the terminids lighting speedKekSkew

sacred tapir
#

siege, redacted, entrenched, exo one would be better if one of them were free

sacred tapir
#

makes everything faster

#

you included

#

and bugs

#

and im pretty sure bots too

twin nebula
#

oh lordkeksad

sacred tapir
#

so it is a nothing burger

plucky lion
#

lol u take a passive that makes the enemies faster. OH FUU-

sacred tapir
#

you get around map faster, but you dont get the benefit of outrunning enemies

twin nebula
#

Lady liberty give me strengthpeepopray

slim coral
#

The last one was like

#

Since release

plain bough
#

the scavengers are annoying af but its funny watching em turbo speed to you

twin nebula
#

Indeed, i had a good laugh cause i was not expecting it omegakekw

empty zealot
#

New challenge for helldivers KEK

slim coral
#

So you are telling me

#

Those bug naturally produces cracks

twin nebula
slim coral
#

Does the shotgun mech med pen

#

Or heavy pen

plain bough
#

heavy, it works quite well

#

basically one taps commanders at close range, been also fighting titans and chargers with it

#

has 6/64 ammo

slim coral
#

Part of me wish them adding backpack fed heavy shotgun