#🤖🐛🦑helldivers
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So you're saying that 2042 was a better game
fuck no
But it is "what came before"
They should've just made the game 30 bucks man

Too bad EA is greed incarnate
That's not even greed
2042 wasnt that bad (once they fixed half the game), i stand by this opinion
That's just the regular price
is the average in this world now
get used to it
That is normal price nowadays
Just wait for GTA 6 to be 100 and everyone else will try to copy it
Then you will miss 60 dolla games
if something is like 40 dollars, its mid price now
Nobody is gonna buy shit
Ha
I mean its already showing
The most bought games on steam are between 20 and 40
ok bogdan now youre just digging yourself a hole of retardation
The best counter argument to that is the fact that people are buying switch 2
Okay but its like a known fact nintendo fans are special
Example: greek friend I know would legit bring his switch to hang out with friends and then just play games and not talk to them
like what
why are you hanging out
because if you are good friends the presence is enough
Apparently they aren't

I mean if they were like mega super retarded as were implying the latest cod wouldve sold good
People still bought it tho
no but thats the straw that broke the retard camels back (mostly)
it still sold
Yea but its shit compared to every previous one
but not as well as it could have
It sold badly compared to the ones in the past years
Didnt they say cod isnt a yearly thing anymore
I forgot
Oh yea cod isnt on gamepass either anymore too

aaa has been hot shit and i deeply apologize to you pyrson cuz you got me bf6 and i havent touched it since november
We will talk about this later

Birb is getting beaten to death with a car battery!!!!
Birb is gonna get a feel of the throngler
Kill penor
Kill penor
please no
the throngler still haunts my space station 14
ok i won't
Anywhos uh
no amount of running saved me and 5 other people from being gibbed
Friendslop soon™
so the thing is, pyr and birb seem like such good friends in text chats, but birb annoys pyr in vcs
Long walk soon
Its cus hes a bird
ok they usually seem like good friends, until they dont
Oh no he doesn't annoy me in vcs
We weren't talking because Birb is a very special boy and he won't talk to people 
talking is hard

And since I understand not talking to people I'm fine with it 
i refuse to talk to randoms
Based
its a mix of "these people are fucking stupid" and "oh my god in game voice chat sounds so ass"
unless ive gotten a feel for them over time
YO DEADASS
i cannot understand what people say in some games
the humble gmod mic

The most hes heard is me doing schizophric dribblings in the game vc that he couldn't understand
that was tf2
pullin up the 360 mic with that weird constant sound that goes "eeuguhaaaohgueeouyuh"
yeah this
Actually when I think abt it when I played deadlock with bird he never used voice chat
was like drooling on his mouse or smth

chewin on it
yeah and if you loaded up darktide and played with me, same shit
speaking of which
you should
Birb, my friend
i need more frends
I HAVE A PENAR??
Anthrax is lonely it seems
You now have a peenar
Should call himself conquest
do i look like im made of money
this will shakeup the shapeshifter meta
theyre like 200 dollars man
You're a shapeshifter, you can shapeshift yourself a peenar
i am so happy! everyone is nice to me, everyone wants to be my friend, i even get a cool name... heh, carl :)

oh yeah since you mentioned my oc pyr i saw art earlier that almost resembles how i imagine them
ill put it in offtop
Even the author himself commented about all the carl posts
yeah didnt he say its real, in one of the universes
because theres infinite possibilities
He imagines it being real, yes
yeah, and im happy about that
conquest would have folded in like a week on earth tbh
No he would not man
but thats because he wasnt outcast, and used as a weapon
yes he would
Imagine if conquest landed in the balkans or some other shit
Conquest would fold easily
he would get a taste of kindness
Yea actually dont
yeah no balkans would make him kill the planet
in like 5 seconds
instantly enraged
and thats it?
More or less
most neutral response ever
We have weirder shit here
He would get called a gypsie and then listen to a 20 hour lore summary 
Honestly Conquest dropping in Poland would be an overall improvement for the country

Even if he was still himself
the carlquest thing made me happy
the invincible fandom made ONE thing thats coherent
and actually cool
Theres this guy I think its like
Recreating invicible wobble edits 99.1% accuracy
And it fucking killed me cause I found it at 3 am
I found it
#trend #shorts #invincible #invinciblememe #invincibleedit #omniman #markgrayson #pngmeme #wobbleedit #animationmeme #viralshorts #fyp #foryoupage #memes #funny #trending
im crying
Its so fucking stupid
Oh my god
I scrolled 60 something videos me and my friend send between each other just to find this
Someones gonna enter the channel and see this bullshit 
its so peam
Vox Strider
The mighty automaton centaur
Pretty sure they said thats not the biggest bot
Yet
Inb4 siege mech has 500 rocket pods attached to it
One note of protest addressed to VOX could immediately bring him to his senses.
Wont take out VOX
leaves it on 1hp
Or full HP cuz this game janks sometimes
skill issue 
just get good or smth and make this game work
surely
Hard to get excited by this game nowadays if they gonna releasae a Warbond every 2 months that has locked strategems behind it , while the MO gives you 50 medals and a pat on the back saying u did well hehe
they should have never changed what warbonds had
these fuckass skins clog up shit that could be more stuff to use
Don't worry guys the next game arrowhead gets the contractors to make will surely be better handled 
Can't wait to see yet another weapon in a super store that would cost like 400 sc 
The original warbonds weren't much better cause they filled up the space with two copies of the same armor set
If you look at it without checking the details then it looks like armor a, armor b and armor c but then you check the details and see that armor c is exactly the same as armor a but in different color
Which makes it quite literally the same as vehicle skins, except vehicle skins have a tiny bit more use
Old warbonds also came with more profile backgrounds, which are oh so much more useful
yep this is pretty standard for a warbond imo
ppl just bitching cuz they dont get shit for free, as usual
I don't really have an issue with the new exos being locked to a warbond cause we got two of them already for free including the most basic all-rounder mech
i find myself using the patriot more than the emancipator too lol
it's just more fun with a minigun
I'd argue the patriot is more useful
you have to be really careful with the rockets, but if you are, it can do quite a bit of damage
I'd also argue the new mechs will be very situational and not getting them for free won't change much
idk tank cannon + flamer sounds fuckin sweet
bug stomper extraordinare
probably not great vs bots tho
That is situational
but stomping one whole faction is not very situational in my book
Patriot can be brought anywhere and it will work
we gona disagree on the fine print here i guess lol
Not very but still
well you said very...
I want to know how good that devastator from temu will be 
i'm trying to imagine how that caseless ammo strategem is going to not suck
it just sounds like a weak ass strategem from the start
super high rof, but will run out of ammo super fast of course
and will probably be medium pen. oh great another medium pen bullet weapon. like we really need more of those
Make it light pen then 

Expendable Stalwart 
The expendable machine guns could be fun for an entirely disposable build
expendables only run
i do love the solo silo/commando/leveller build
I'm expendable and so is my entire equipment!
I do understand why people are upset about this warbond, AH has released all the previous vehicles to the general player base for free, and this warbond just kinda feels slapped together without much cohesion beyond the pilot looking armor and the mechs
I do think it would have been way cooler to unlock these mechs through major orders
But we haven't gotten something like that in what, a year or so?
I don't really care about needing to buy the mechs cause I just farm sc but It does seem kinda lazy on AH's end
i just dont like stratagems being behind these warbonds 
I didn't have a problem with it when they were still giving us stratagems for major orders
When you're done with your shift at the poop factory
We need additional Pylons
I don't have a problem with it because we got a standard mech and one variant for free, so it's not like the ability to use mechs at all is locked behind a warbond
I won't have a problem in the future as long as new types of vehicles get introduced for free first
So if we get a new tank variant for example, I won't be upset if it will be locked behind a warbond because we already got one tank, the Bastion, for free
But if they introduce a motorbike, for example, which we don't have right now and it's locked behind a warbond then I will have a slight issue
But only a slight because at the end of the day I probably wouldn't be using it anyways
And the warbonds are always here so it's not like I'm missing out
I get where you are coming from
Valid take

that reminds me, still gotta get that SC, unless a nice patron were to shower me in em ofc

@rancid ibex 
every day is another instance
mech getting a whole 5 more HP
A buff is a buff
no more flesh mob clipping is way better
genuinely one of the worst things in the game when they walk through shit
about fucking time
Only took 1.5 years

remidner that the Helldivers Discord mods banned this gif and its variations and everyone using it

on steam forums they whine about literally everything. devs cannot do anything right apparently, but still they play for 500 hours lol

they arent wrong
the devs are doing nothing right
because they are doing nothing
its the contractors doing everything
every false there is true

Could you spread misinformation somewhere else
You're clinging on to old topics and exaggerate them even more than the overall community does
If you're going to mimic how the community behaves then at least be up to date with whatever the fuck they are complaining about now
Which is mechs in a warbond
The outsourcing stuff is an old overblown drama from a couple of months ago
Which is actually very funny because it was public information since forever but people only started complaining about relatively recently because they really needed something to bitch about so they chose to target one of the most common practices in the field
Helldivers 2 right now is again on a classic "It's Over" spree
lol
Yeah people are not happy about Pilestedt's AMA
I heard there's a "Oh you sweet summer child" comment from em too
Yeah and it's getting clowned upon
at this point i even forgot we can upgrade our ship
i rarely if ever upgraded my ship due to how expensive ti is
to be fair most upgrades are very weak
like 10 seconds off a 260 second strategem
which is why i am wodnering why the fuck we dont get more upgrades lmao
smth somth "fuck you die"
im not gonna touch the game again unless a BIG ass overhaul comes
the constant "we are so back its so over" is exhausting
i agree, nothing to come back too but dissapointement right now and a warbond grind yipeee i dont feel like going 2 hours on diff 3 collectng SC
Did they fire Alexus yet
you will have your hello neighbor developer forever and you will like it
Like people actually were expecting the CEO to answer all of their questions thoroughly 
sometimes better to not make an AMA if u gonna give shit answers
Some people were actually surprised that he even did it.
sounds like you made the classic blunder of giving a shit what other people think and say
Whenever I think about giving a shit I get reminded why I stopped giving a shit about it a looooong time ago
I just enjoy the game 
Basically "No, I have answered but nothing will change"
they bitch and moan, i have fun and play with new warbond stuff 
you can have fun
but you can also understand why people are upset with arrowhead
i mean, the grinding for creds is kinda boring, and that doesnt serve as an excuse for why we cant have another free warbond, or some more ship modules or smth
"Oh but the premium currency is able to be gathered!" yeah but it takes ages even when you dedicate time to
sure they have to make money, but players are forced to spend, or grind credits, to play with more than like 14 weapons

thats my take on putting things behind paywalls
its not bad as long as at least some things are free
except right now, there are like 3x more primaries you have to pay for, than primaries you can pay for with medals
yeah the game has its problems, but it's still better than the vast majority of other games out there with devs that regularly produce content that can be obtained thru money OR time. that is a damn good deal that i dont see people appreciating very much.
the thing is, the time investment is dumb
at this point in time
if you have a job
youre better off spending money
because it would take like 1-2 hours to make the money for 1-3 warbonds depending on salary
and it takes easily 3-4 hours to get 1 warbond
unless you get great luck

thats absurd
i dont see a problem here at all
i see a problem
the fact that grinding is not feasible
time is the most precious resource
and its a complete and utter waste to farm
the problem i see is that u dont get credits effectively playing normally, only thru credit farming methopds
working for money would be better
and farming isnt effective either
effective is 1 hour per warbond, maybe 2
at MOST
its never that
3-4 hours per warbond is really not a ton to ask in my opinion
its a ton to ask when they release one every other WEEK at this point
and if it bothers you, just buy the credits!
oh i dont buy or grind anymore
-# i sense a glazer~!
they gotta keep money coming in somehow
and making farming a straight SLOG is not it
make your content WORTH BUYING
idiots

if people will outright AVOID buying it
thats bad
i have been pretty happy with the warbonds...
it should be good enough that people want to pay, also when the devs cant fix their game, people arent inclined to support them
theres more issues than content
right those are the only two issues worth complaining about, bug fixes take too long, and credits cant be gained quick enough without farming
constant balancing issues
the fact there has been no form of progression other than warbonds
this is inevitable when u constantly get new weapons and enemies
we didnt start on balancing
also a problem
its not inevitable
if they would think things out, or test them
then maybe we wouldnt have such issues

game aint being produced by fuckin einstein
its some dudes that wanted to shoot aliens with guns that go boom
and make it a grunt fantasy
as we heard
that one time
but its true
they make things comically bad sometimes
its not even like "oh its because you just dont like the way they are trying to balance it"
no they just manage to do something objectively bad or nonsensical so often
"not nerfing coyote" releases a change that nerfs coyote
and lots of other shit
mhm
or just shadow buffing things
increasing durable on warrior and hive guards
no notice
coyote still probably the best AR anyway lol
and so on
eh, not to me, id prefer a liberator
im being so honest here
or the adjudicator
game has too many retarded hidden stats
this too
they just dont document shit
same with darktide
but i like darktide lmao

darktide fucking blows ass
zero visual clarity beyond first two difficulties
the gameplay is great
skill issue
meanwhile vermintide doesnt have that issue
clearly you havent experienced the 4000 globadiers
i can hardly tell wtf is going on when playing legend VT2
nothing but green
yeah i have its still better
also playing bardin:
just blinded
by rat people
because youre short as shit

you can see a whole 3 feet
dwarf life...
back to back crusher/mauler overheads sneaking over other enemies bc there are 1200 of them within 2 feet of you
bardin moment
its not better in vt2
its just that more weapons are viable in vt2
i must admit
some weapons are just ass in darktide
which is sad
some of them are really fun, but really bad
the areas are generally brighter and things are more easily visualized in vt
its literally just the difference in setting
i mastered every weapon in darktide, maybe 3-5 melee and ranged for each class were good
most darktide weapons are ass which is lame

it took them quite a while to make a lot of weapons actually worth using in VT2 as well
assail doesnt have visual clarity issues unlike the other two
its smite or brain pop, nothing else (except smite is cancer for your teammates)
buddy
you did not just say that
brain pop is ONE ENEMY glowing
my entire screen going blue with smite is ass
thats it
smite? yeah i hate it
but its the best one for clarity because half the horde just disappears
from the aoe
also because team mates can mow down the horde safely since stunned
dont most people use one of the staffs anyway
but if you want clarity, play zealot or something else, those work better
yes, inferno spam, super cringe
i played gun assail psyker and was not interested in the staffs or other abilities
grow a pair and use the voidblast
gun psyker is also why you had no clarity
because gun psyker is the hardest playstyle
do you understand what the word clarity means
the more you say, the more i see the issue
if you mean enemy clutter yes
no i dont
what do you mean
clutter is not inheriently the issue
you were saying you couldnt see shit because of the enemies and lack of lighting
or smth like that
its the way enemies are mostly hard to read through that enemy clutter UNLIKE vt
bc everything is the same shade of shit brown and shit green
aside from the occasional red visor
yeah i dont see this issue like you do
its black with green helmet slits, or flesh color and grey
and some green vials and shit
exactly
everything is the same washed out dark color pallete
cult wears no clothes besides pants really
which is fine for the way the game SHOULD look being warhammer
acting like the chaos enemies in vt2 arent the same fucking color

all of them are just grey/brown/black
yep hated them too
and green
they were boring
ok this is just a you problem then
the game isnt at fault
you just want color in a setting that lacks color
which is just backwards
hive cities are dark, and grey.
thats it
or the outter city has some yellow and sand and shit, the upper levels have some color, carpets, lights and stuff
but thats it
its an issue with the setting rather than the game

(also its called DARKtide
)
i want some kind of clarity in a game genre that often lacks it
which maybe you could say its part of the "difficulty" of it
but if so, i think its very extremely unfun and uninteractive difficulty
not to some insane degree
nothing on psyker visually bothered me once i was set up how i wanted to be ASIDE FROM the lighting bloom intensity on the shield
there are easily like 4 mods to help it
oh, mod for that
literally just saw it yesterday on nexus
modding was also really straightforward
its manual, but its easier than hd2 manually by a long shot
must be newer then
literally just extract folder here, put this there, and then add mods to the load order
nah its a year old
i know how to mod
newer than when i played
i used one of the more complex weird mods for a time as well, one for setting up unique clothing using ALL pieces in the game
also things have changed, enemy composition is more manageable now
wonder if its worth playing again
meant to download again to try it when they dropped that newer content
i had to dig to get it when i wanted it then
i still want to get the weapon customization mod
but its been taken down by the author
havent seen it since
oh wait
there was one that got removed bc another newer one dropped tho
mar 26 was last release
so yeah weapon customization is still around
thats gonna be nice for customizing the autoguns and stuff
You'll enjoy the game within the developer's intended framework. Any attempts to play differently, outside of the developer's intended scope, will be curtailed and blocked. A game for everyone is a game for no one. Especially when you're paid to do so.
Softener is better.
I wish they would give the heavy machine gun damage like the anti-material rifle.

my favorite development about this game and this channel is that it somehow manages to consistently be more toxic than average tarkov discourse
i simply share my thoughts on the current game and then fuck off elsewhere
you'd have to be throat deep on the dick to not notice the issues we've had for 2 YEARS
and dear old pyrson has no rebuttal so he resorts to pregnent emoji
i dont take anything he says seriously
You sound like a broken record
mmhm
atp i wonder why they dont just sell like warbond tokens for $10 that give you a warbond and unlocks everything or nearly everything in it and then make SC gain more consistent from non farm gameplay
personally, i see zero reason to spend money on sc to get warbond since ill have to grind to get medals anyway
sc farm also happens to be medal farm to unlock everything the fastest too tho
not like i really care anyway, nothing interesting has happened in this game in some time and i havent felt the want to play for some time as a resul
greed
what i want to know is
why not make another free warbond
of which i have already answered this question above
keep spending money or grinding nonstop to progress fuckboys
I still dont get how
Helldivers 2 has everything going on for them
Then they decided to just kill their entire community through mediocrity
Arrowhead and Roblox have to be relayed
Related*
wouldnt go that far
one basically prevents child predators from being caught, the other just makes dumb decisions

"pedophiles are an opportunity"
I never said anything about it but Roblox is def shooting themselves with all the stupid changes they made
So i dont see how I cant make that comparison
i can, hd2 is still fun sometimes
as much as some shit is a stinky
mostly still ok
roblox?
no
just no
Cuppa try not to say something silly challenge (impossible)
Surprised it wasnt gutted to hell ngl, tho the client side shit apparently still exists

this?
"The D is silent"
But
That is Rango and not Jango
Why tf you playing Roblox to know this
Because I use Roblox studio for devving?
I dont play their platform
"The D is non-existent hillbilly"
Ok got me SC, rather quick too
I didn't find a chinese fortune god unfortunately
i didnt find a chinese one
but i found a fortune god

pretty peak
8k sc in like 1 hour
o dear SC gods please hear my prayer and send me a chinadiver 🙏
grinding is such a waste though
its slower than minimum wage
you could mow lawns and get warbonds faster
or smth
unless you physically cant work, or theres no work for you, just pay money from a jawb
if you have one
what is the longest grind
the sc grind or the job application grind
C-1 form grind 
Your bum ass ain't getting it
The master of charcuterie sends his regards.
Jarvis, spawn fifteen thousand hive guards
Expendable Stalwart let's go 
Also, the patch looks good
Finding SCs will take you one or two days, can you get a job in one or two days?
got 300 ammo in each
each pod comes with 2, so 600 bullets for each minute
they gave hive guards heavy armor now to the head
waht is the point of light guns right now
like do they even do anything
the gloom variant are also turbo speed now
man i was about to hop onto HD2 to play against bots but i see that medium pen guns dont do shit now
I don't see a problem
they go as fast as the FRV lol
Does anyone remember when the Breaker was actually a strong weapon lol
And it was a mistake
you are just ignorant, i saw what you write in here , your buble must be comfortable i guess
Because it was the only weapon
No, I just like the game, is there a problem with that?
a lot of the changes are shit / questionable , in the middle of backlash they nerf shit again
oh they buffed the mechs a bit because warbond
but wait , they didnt really

Yeah and now people run the fucking JAR-5 or R-36
once again back to Dominator
Meta slaves will meta slave no matter what
Tbh dominator is a weird hybrid between AR-23P and a Marksman Rifle imo
Dominator does damage
Why use the dominator when you can use the diligence
while other guns now dont even pen
Magazine size
like again , what is the point of light pen guns now
Squids
🥀
also still 10m inbetween exos, kinda bad lol
wasnt it 15 ?
10 could be manageable if you could at least repack the secondary gun or the mech was actually durable
they could add like special mech ressuplies across the POIs
doens thave to be full ammo , even 10-15% ammo back would be enough
10 minutes is a bit too much considering many ppl speed through missions cause they dont need to explore POIs anymore for samples and shit
and if the game feels like it , it will kill ur mech instantly on bullshit
I explore POIs for ammo and supplies
yeah and it goes off every time the game is launched
Ok so apparently
The new passive makes bugs faster to
It's the same bug as with the ughh....you know that passive again , the one that made u stun less or whatever

????
Democratic Shocks
HUH
buhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
a shrieker swarm decided to divebomb my unoccupied lumberer, nearly fucking destroyed it
not really an issue, but a single shrieker swarm already busted my legs and put the exo into smoking from one suicidal divebomb, bad
Shriekers are an annoyance and I really wish they didn't fix the mission modifier that made them patrol around the map
it's bugged probably
lmao
I love physics shenanigans
Lumberer is a little disappointing, but this breakthrough mech is funny and good lol
Punched a few terminids, sent commanders flying dozens of meters and beat a bile titan to death
shotgun one taps commanders too, got 60 ammo
How's the shield, that's the only thing I care about
pretty tough
and quite useful for punching everything
||I won't be using these mechs anyways cause they don't fit my play style but I need to know||
Sooooo
Did they give the mechs more health or no
yesn't
increased HP, but now every enemy get a buff to durable damage so fuck you anyway
Call this we happy few with the military vehicles being paper mâché
HeLlDivERs ShOUlD Be F0cuSed On InfAntry GamEplay
why even add vehicles then king
fuck em
mmm exos gonna be a lot better on bots now i think
Perk is the same as warbond one, right?
the armor looks nice, the helmet looks kinda dumb
yeh
the tiny eyes look dumb
We were promised 2 biomes no?
Oh nvm, I'm seeing Big Rock now
no access to that planet tho
should be the suppressed AR
Ah
Also the new SMG added is a Med Pen Knight so I wonder if the Knight even worth getting anymore
they should've added a RoF option for the gallant, kinda blowing my load a bit too fast
also missile pistol got both unguided and guided options, it has 1 + 3 more
OH WAIT
THE DURABLE DAMAGE INCREASE MEANS TURRETS GET FUCKED AGAIN
WE LIVE IN A LOOP
Lmao
So they slightly increased mech health
And increase enemy damage dealt
So like technically they changed something
Practically or gameplay wise nothing changed
this missile pistol sucks dick lol
small af aoe, might've as well made it heavy pen instead of medium
It pens Hulk and Charger
The medium pen is its explosion apparently
Lmao
@plain bough We think the mech suit is too strong against Terminid so we will adjust for the Terminid and left Automaton and Illuminate as it is
Proceeds to also buff Automaton and Illuminate damage against mech
are swedish developers on drugs 24/7 lol
Also
They changed the vents on the tanks from Medium to Heavy Pen
So if you decided to run without AT or Heavy guns you are kinda fucked
they decided making devastator shields not indestructible anymore was a worthy tradeoff lol
That WAS the only good change tbh
Also imo the flame mech damage feels
Weird
I guess it could just be me but like for a big ass flamer it has I expect it to burn shit more effectively than a normal flamer
It looks so goofy 
In this video I test and showcase all new weapons and exosuits from the Exo Experts Warbond in Helldivers 2.
Full gameplay test of ALL new weapons - damage, recoil, fire rate, handling, and how they actually perform in real fights!
0:00 SMG-203 Gallant (PRIMARY WEAPON)
1:23 P-33 Missile Pistol (SECONDARY WEAPON)
3:05 MGX-42 Bullet Storm (STRATAG...
Bullet storm seems fine
I rather take Stalwart tbh
At least occasionally use it as an alternative to it, imho.
Yeh but like
I dont see the niche of it for myself
Sure it has 300 rounds shoots fast and good accuracy
I wish it had burst fire mode where it shoots all barrel at once
Kinda like a shotgun but doesnt spend all ammo
Unless it does and I am stupid
Hive guards need AT now?
heavy pen on the shielded parts
this update is ass
i dont see how that change matters to a light pen gun since it already couldnt hurt the med armor head
Yeah it was medium
and since they also did this
i suspect it will actually be easier to kill them with light pen guns
Yes since now claws don't reduce light pen damage
its the med pen guns that got fucked over
but the main hp reduction means as long as ur accurate they will still die faster 
I don't really understand why they increased head armor to heavy from medium but I also don't understand how was that supposed to affect light pen guns and why do we even bring them to this conversation
same idk why that was needed
guess they figured maxigun users were feeling too awesome
im gonna need to use the flame turret again because they buffed the shit out of it
war strider hip joints being a proper weak point is going to be niceee
fun fact, the new missle pistol is ap 5 apparently
and it mainly does ballistic, at 1000
and 300 explosive at ap 3

hmm
that is 200 damage short of a charger kill
so i suppose eruptor plus said pistol would work wonders
In that loadout sth as dog is surely needed.
something
My teammates were getting attacked by this 4-legged creature…
so I did what any good Helldiver would do.
I jumped in like a hero 😤
No plan, no thinking… just vibes 💀
For one second, I thought I was about to save everyone…
then it turned around and slapped me mid-air 😭
I flew straight into a rock like I got deleted from existen...
Mech buffed
Looks inside
Enemies buffed to counter Mech buff
killing war striders with 3 amr rounds to the leg joint feels great
looks inside
heavy armor hive guard for some reason
i dont get it
i dont even know why arrowhead even tries anymore, just let the community do the balancing, but exclude the minority of hardcore tards
i swear the community could almost do better
select like 10 people who truly love the game and shit, make them poll the options like a true (managed) democracy and see how it pans out
shit cant get worse
most of the changes in this patch i like a lot
the hive guard change is the only one i'm not sure about, but will need to fight them to make up my mind
probably to make it stand out more i'm thinking
it was just a bigger warrior but didnt really feel any different to fight
but why not make coward commanders more threatening instead?
or anything but buffing hive guard, because this doesnt make them stand out, nothing will
theyre just a wall of meat, always have been
well now its a wall of meat that bounces your bullets so yeah ur gonna notice that lol
shoot claw
smh
they got weakened even more in that regard
this nerf/buff is stupid
doesnt do shit, just makes it easier to kill them with anything thats remotely accurate
sure maxigun might suffer
since no reticle
but the rest are just ok
Most of the enemy changes made them do more dmg 
I dont know where they get the fucking statistic
Like they stated "Yeh but players desire this is a smaller fraction compare to one favor the stuff we are doing"
Like
Where did you even get this from
gas was already pretty good
now gas gonna be super GOATed
I wish they made gas deal more damage since idk
Its supposed to be corrosive
it already wipes out all chaff
Part of me also wish that stim pistol can ignore shield so I can actually heal ppl
Also
now it will do a much better job at keeping medium enemies at bay, which is great. it doesnt need ot be another napalm that just murders everything
What's the new enemy variant?
gloom bile titan
the acid spray attack has been changed to a gloom type, dealing less damage and knocking you off your feet
I c, thanks for the info 
Why do I feel like most enemies has been added are just "Yeh I am going to ragdoll you"
warstriders, cyborgs, vox engine, gloom titan
i wish vox would just ragdoll me lol. usually it just obliterates me instantly
But the illuminate mech still sends you across the football field
Tho killing them is
Very much less annoying
I wish the pilot share same health as the normal overseer
So Hive Guards Have Heavy Armor Now - Helldivers 2
HELLDIVERS™ 2 is a 3rd person squad-based shooter that sees the elite forces of the Helldivers battling to win an intergalactic struggle to rid the galaxy of the rising alien threats. From a 3rd person perspective, players use a variety of weapons (pistols, machine guns, flamethrowers) and st...
what?
my bullets are not bulleting enough
Ama
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yeah i just mean theres like 5-10% of the playerbase that fucking LOVES shit being unbalanced, and that grunt fantasy theyre famous for
There was a line saying we are not prioritizing this because we want to appease to bigger portion of players
the other 90% loves other shit
balance
and stuff
yeah i dont care anymore
i hardly play anymore
because everything is shit
I skipped like
or something
Warbonds w the Leveller was Peak
Who the hell is this
siege and redacted were good
wtf why are the terminids lighting speed
siege, redacted, entrenched, exo one would be better if one of them were free
bugged mech armor passive
makes everything faster
you included
and bugs
and im pretty sure bots too
oh lord
lol u take a passive that makes the enemies faster. OH FUU-
you get around map faster, but you dont get the benefit of outrunning enemies
Lady liberty give me strength
Idk why they stopped release free warbond
The last one was like
Since release
gloom bugs is snorting the gloom gas when they die
the scavengers are annoying af but its funny watching em turbo speed to you
Indeed, i had a good laugh cause i was not expecting it 
New challenge for helldivers 
Qait
So you are telling me
Those bug naturally produces cracks
gonna change my loadout, diver's gonna sniff a bump and go brrr with machine gun
heavy, it works quite well
basically one taps commanders at close range, been also fighting titans and chargers with it
has 6/64 ammo
Part of me wish them adding backpack fed heavy shotgun



