🤖🐛🦑helldivers

[plain bough]

he's just going out for milk

he'll be back in 20 years

[cloud sorrel]

I cant even play

because I got trolled by the chinese

they are bottle necking my download

[rancid ibex]

Dammit I'm missing out

[potent leaf]

拥有，自由

[cloud sorrel]

YOU.....

YOU!!!!!!

YOU!¬!!!!!!!

[plain bough]

bing chilling

ok, found out the Dust Devils armor passive, 40% elemental resistance and 20% throwing range

[graceful compass]

is that weaker than servo assisted throw range?

[cloud sorrel]

so its the killzone buff

but worse?

[graceful compass]

throwing range is a nice passive thats just unfortunately tied to another dogshit passive

so this one will be nice

[plain bough]

Both killzone and servo assisted is 50% each

[graceful compass]

ok uh

[plain bough]

so a little dumbed down

[graceful compass]

can you double check what you are saying

servo is +50% limb health and 30 percent throw range

killzone armor is 50% resist to elements

[plain bough]

was it 30%, haven't used it in a long while

[graceful compass]

yea

i love the throw range

and the killzone light armor is ugly

so i will likely use this armor

[plain bough]

so basically its only 10% less but you get both stats in one suit

[graceful compass]

is the 40% new armor gonna be just elements

or does it have other things too

[sacred tapir]

false

[plain bough]

fire, gas, acid and electrical

[sacred tapir]

killzone armor is based

[graceful compass]

like is it the same elements of fire gas electric and acid

cool

[graceful compass]

its ugly as fuck

man

[sacred tapir]

no its not buddy

[cloud sorrel]

Dude

its peak

[graceful compass]

i wish i got the medium armor tho

[sacred tapir]

dw about him

hes dense like that

we know whats up

[graceful compass]

its the assless chaps equivalent for armor man

[cloud sorrel]

Killzone warbond...TOMMROW!!!

[sacred tapir]

what does that even mean

[graceful compass]

what the fuck are the tire treads on the front of the armor

[sacred tapir]

are they meant to be on the back?

[graceful compass]

cant post screenshots

[sacred tapir]

yeah prevents you fron saying misinformation

[cloud sorrel]

Yeah but like for some reason

[sacred tapir]

killzone is heat

[graceful compass]

killzone is heat

dont get me wrong

[cloud sorrel]

this is the only bit of content

[sacred tapir]

it has some of the best art direction of the last 2 fucking decades

[graceful compass]

but this armor is ugly

[cloud sorrel]

killzone has gotten in years

[sacred tapir]

true

i dont know why they went for kz2

[graceful compass]

the cope is showing unfortunately

[sacred tapir]

not kz3

because kz3 is better imo

[graceful compass]

we aint even talking about that dogshit ps4 launch title killzone either

[sacred tapir]

like dude youre telling me they didnt pick the one that has some of the coolest shit ever

[graceful compass]

[sacred tapir]

eugh shadowfall

i didnt even play the story

[graceful compass]

i only played multiplayer and like the first 6 missions maybe

[sacred tapir]

aw draculaflow reaction

you make me wanna post the helldivers weapons explained by dracula flow

cant

[graceful compass]

that video was fucking hysterical

[sacred tapir]

i know

i have it

i could post it

itd show as download link iirc

[graceful compass]

some links will apear just wont embed

[sacred tapir]

mine says 2 whole ass hours

be happy with what you have lmao

[sacred tapir]

no links will embed

so we just get links

since theyre disabled

[graceful compass]

yeah thats what i said

some links just WONT even send tho

[sacred tapir]

ah yeah, so far all links show

just not embed

[cloud sorrel]

Its because of my ssd

[sacred tapir]

all the ones ive tried

[sacred tapir]

mines on hdd mate

youre fine

lmao

yeah 2 hours and 19 minutes

[cloud sorrel]

so you see

[sacred tapir]

yeah see yall tomorrow

XD

[graceful compass]

my download took like

[sacred tapir]

i still have a whole ass cyberpunk 2077 update from like 5 months ago to download

[graceful compass]

2 minutes

what the fuck goin on

[sacred tapir]

its the files half

its the green bar

not the blue one

the 3gb download part is easy

its updating files

that takes ages

[graceful compass]

yeah uh

i clicked update

[cloud sorrel]

I'm being trolled by china

[sacred tapir]

you got it on nvme

[graceful compass]

and then i booted the game after 2 minutes

[sacred tapir]

?

[graceful compass]

[sacred tapir]

it matters what drive its on

is it m.2

sata?

[graceful compass]

i dont actually remember

[sacred tapir]

"Mine loaded in 2 minutes" leaves

[graceful compass]

iirc nvme

[sacred tapir]

ok so basically the biggest nothing burger ever

got it

[graceful compass]

HDD's are so 2002

[cloud sorrel]

I want to go play rimworld but that might mess up my download

[sacred tapir]

thats like saying "my car is faster" and its a fucking ferrari to a dudes corolla

[sacred tapir]

depends, is it on the same drive?

if not, go for it, shouldnt slow down the drive

if it is, dont

it might take the speed down

[plain bough]

Still haven't seen the Dragonroach yet

[sacred tapir]

dont tell us what its like, we plebians are downloading still

or well

2 of us are

some arent

[rancid ibex]

Me

[sacred tapir]

ok make it 3 then

3 of us havent played

[graceful compass]

if i had to guess

actually nvm the hive lords are the modifier enemy

[sacred tapir]

they what

[plain bough]

both hive lords and rupture terminids are modifiers

[graceful compass]

wondering why i didnt see them

[plain bough]

the modifiers out now?

[graceful compass]

the rupture bois

[plain bough]

they coming out of the ground

[graceful compass]

you said they were a mission modifier

i did a diff7 earlier to see if mods were working and never saw em

[plain bough]

they should be mission modifiers but I ain't seeing shit

[graceful compass]

ahh

[potent leaf]

if i get the super citizen dlc that comes with a warbond token does that token work on the halo odst warbond

or not since it's more expensive

[plain bough]

no

[graceful compass]

no

[plain bough]

its separate

[sacred tapir]

so... are we finally becoming 40k guardsmen?

[potent leaf]

and odst warbond has no credits in it

scam smh

[sacred tapir]

oh no...

ptsd

[plain bough]

not just yet, we need that warhammer collab first

maybe next year

[sacred tapir]

not the cod player "odst warbond wants me to play the game? scam" thing

[sacred tapir]

nah

we're there already

just not the same

[potent leaf]

can't wait for lasgun + chainsword

or dreadnaught stratagem

[sacred tapir]

we're basically fighting a tyranid hive tyrant

[plain bough]

pew pew

I hope the hive lord is an actual enemy that can be killed

[sacred tapir]

thats the shitty mechs

theyre our "dreadnoughts"

[potent leaf]

they're more like mechanized coffins

[sacred tapir]

even though theyre fucking USELESS

they need buffs again

because theyre too squishy

[plain bough]

they patched out the adreno fib so we're not dreadnoughts anymore when we get into one

[sacred tapir]

L

i didnt even know about that

but L

[plain bough]

alright gonna play another round

[potent leaf]

okay iedy abandonded me and now I'm gonna kill myself (go back to get some sleep since it's nearly 1 am)

gn chat

sleepinganimecreature.gif

don't forget to drink water my helldivers

[plain bough]

Nvm a hive lord spawned in my game

[sacred tapir]

[eager cliff]

oh damn its really that fucking late

[sacred tapir]

no spoil

[eager cliff]

i just got home

[sacred tapir]

clueless

[eager cliff]

its 5pm here

[graceful compass]

silence inferior lifeform

[sacred tapir]

timezones are beyond iedy, hes ascended

[sacred tapir]

fuck you

[graceful compass]

the lion (ssd) does not concern itself with the woes of the small dog (hdd)

[sacred tapir]

no one asked you extra consonant

[sacred tapir]

mfw when potatoes is on ssd

and its taking the same time

as my hdd

[eager cliff]

the one who holds the embed perms holds the true power here

[sacred tapir]

[graceful compass]

also true lmfao

[sacred tapir]

[graceful compass]

when im trying to dive but i lowkey got a guy playing on a ps3 so we loadin for 12 minutes

[eager cliff]

@runic sentinel come animal

[sacred tapir]

ngl, big Ls

im ok with a long download, i have shadow of war to keep me company

[graceful compass]

would love a throwable like chemlights

get like

10-20 of them

[eager cliff]

@narrow trout alo

we need the 2nd half of the same neuron here

[sacred tapir]

(im still at 40% on green bar)

i could have joined

[eager cliff]

i mean come in

birb is unresposnive

we have 1 more slot

[plain bough]

took a few screenshots of the hive lord, no perms tho

[eager cliff]

unless nemean wants to join

send them to me

[sacred tapir]

you got 2 years for my hdd to finish?

[eager cliff]

i will post them

DM

[sacred tapir]

DONT POST PLEASE

[eager cliff]

ok ok

[sacred tapir]

thank iedy

you the goat

[cloud sorrel]

you got 1 year for my SSD to finish?

[sacred tapir]

i mean so far my hdd is making good time

35 min left

[cloud sorrel]

20 min

[graceful compass]

|| 333 ||

[sacred tapir]

yeah, makes sense

[sacred tapir]

[graceful compass]

spoilered images of content soon

you have been warned

[sacred tapir]

no

[sacred tapir]

we dont want spoilers around here

UGHHH

[graceful compass]

then dont look retard

[sacred tapir]

i wanna click em

[eager cliff]

dont press atrox

no dont

[sacred tapir]

i wanna

[eager cliff]

stay strong

[sacred tapir]

my adhd monkey brain wanna click button

[potent leaf]

dead space 1 ending

[cloud sorrel]

click them...

you know you want....

[sacred tapir]

i will resist the rings influence

(the ring is just my tendency to click shit)

[dire igloo]

[sacred tapir]

i might wait to play hd2 until 12 when me cousin gets off work

even tho hes big time retard

i gotta cure him of his brainrot

[eager cliff]

this one is for you @sacred tapir

[sacred tapir]

ooh map

XD

is that lobby just silent?

because i see typing

meaning its all silent isnt it

also i shouldnt join, id just absorb like 10 reinforcements, i am so bad at bugs

(im used to them shooting back, not used to them rushing me)

[tawny mirage]

volume of fire

thats the secret to bugs and squids

[sacred tapir]

yeah thats why my usual is the GPMG

its just not too effective on 10

[tawny mirage]

stalwart is effective too

[rancid ibex]

Man we all gotta play HD2 together

[sacred tapir]

when theres more titans than fucking goobs

[rancid ibex]

I'm tired running around with randoms

[sacred tapir]

since its medium pen, which is alright, just not great

[tawny mirage]

i usually go anti-swarm and let my teammates handle the biles lul

[plain bough]

I tried to portable hellbomb the hive lord, it does not work

[sacred tapir]

you could join me and my cousin, but hes... something else

[rancid ibex]

These guys are either the most professional, nonchalant, boring and silent types who finish all objectives in under an hour, or the most communicative and brain dead types ever

[sacred tapir]

he will probably call you a slur because hes a fucking dickhead

idk what happened to him

[sacred tapir]

mhm

i noticed

i get the latter

i remember running level 8 bots to chill, got 2 level 24s and the first thing they did was 500kg ME

[tawny mirage]

i usually play with randoms. Most are unremarkable and are semi competent

[sacred tapir]

not even on purpose

bro just doesnt know how to throw shit

in the way he should have

[rancid ibex]

I play a lot of diff 10. Ones I run with are always high levels and don't talk and just do the missions. Kinda boring if no one goofs around

[sacred tapir]

i play 7-10

depends on day

im no alexus

(bro plays dif 4-6)

then hes in charge of balance

kinda goofy

[rancid ibex]

Bro fallout 76 updates is straight fucking maxspeed while hd2 updates is shit

Goddamn beth game more optimized than hd2

[sacred tapir]

def not

but yeah

also one is fun, the other is not

i played both

[tawny mirage]

i mainstay on 10, its a wild one

[sacred tapir]

and one has realistic weapons, the other makes me wanna kill myself since the designs suck nuts

serious what even is the combat rifle

[rancid ibex]

Same i only got 76 from a friend who gifted it to me because he wanted to play with me

[sacred tapir]

i loved it for a long time

i loved how it played, until i realized that the weapons genuinely make it unplayable

since im uber autistic for guns

so once it clicked it was never the same

just eugh

[tawny mirage]

its because of the design change from 3 - 4. somewhere someone high up though that everything should be designed around 50's fantasy and not the mix of 50's and modern it was in the past

[sacred tapir]

no its all 4's fault

3 has way better designs

[potent leaf]

everyone crashed but me

[sacred tapir]

also "50s" type designs are still shit

[potent leaf]

my game froze for like 8 seconds

[sacred tapir]

since its not even close to what guns in the 50s were like, they were just better

[sacred tapir]

mine does that often for some reason

hd2 got some issues here and there

i thought it was a me issue, but then i remembered everything i have exceeds the recommended

so its the game being bad

[sharp gorge]

Man, fuck the spore lung mission

Only found it with 2 minutes to go and no hellbomb in sight

[graceful compass]

come backk

[potent leaf]

i am

I was still in the mission

[narrow trout]

Its almost like i was sleeping

Cant believe sam plays helldiver with iedy but when I ask she says nuh

Hates me

[rancid ibex]

We should play together once I can reinstall the game again

Istg in december, HD2 is gonna be 200gb

[sacred tapir]

i mean im on now

anyone need another person to eat reinforcements?

[sacred tapir]

i saw, do you have space for 1 more? or do i randomdive

guess not

:(

[eager cliff]

nah we got full

if someone leaves imma call u

[narrow trout]

hate me fr fr

[eager cliff]

give me ur friend id

[sacred tapir]

ok one sec

can i dm an image?

actually nah

#3611-5626

there

[slim coral]

How does the new tunnel look

[graceful compass]

frv is meta

[plain bough]

pretty good, nice and dark

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-bug-gif-14175573552411976903

[narrow trout]

bastard bug

[sacred tapir]

this shit is wack ngl

i brought light pen because it always worked on bugs

and now im cooked

[graceful compass]

this is medium pen gloom bug territory we clown in this mothafucka better take your sensitive ass back to illuminate

[sacred tapir]

sensitive? sensitive IS the medium pen jockeys

i use light because its fun

now its not

only my talon works

its lame

guess i wont pack the things i want to

[graceful compass]

game is now being balanced around medium and not light so

gg

[sacred tapir]

apparently

then they go and make M90 light pen

right before releasing a medium pen update

that has like 2 light weakspots on the BOTTOM OF THE BUG

like fuck you

[graceful compass]

worst shit ever

[narrow trout]

welcome back 2024

atleast we actually have a good selection of med pen now

shit was horrible

[graceful compass]

yeah what

we had

dominator

[plain bough]

few hive lords and still haven't killed one just yet

[graceful compass]

and plasma

[narrow trout]

played without me 😔

[plain bough]

here's your consolation prize

https://discordapp.com/channels/912320241713958912/1212788564270645368/1412448750278017209

[narrow trout]

it looks like that one made up halo image

[eager cliff]

aight divers we have 2 slots

who wants to join the cave diving

[narrow trout]

a

sam gone?

discord made the the helldiver symbol eso again tf

[eager cliff]

ye its 3am for her

sleepy

[narrow trout]

there goes 50% of my power

how selfish of her

[eager cliff]

[narrow trout]

iedy why didnt you just use your mod power to wake me up earlier

fuckin idiot

[slim coral]

wondered if I should get ODST pack

or wait for the new pack in 2 days

I honestly want the new AR, I don't really care if it's light pen

having ability to spit fire from AR is just hell yeah

[narrow trout]

if you get odst

you are based

[eager cliff]

Yes

[slim coral]

yeh but

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-invincible-where-is-omni-man-you-should-be-gif-13736089749320751976

[slim coral]

no monkeys

I need to save monkeys for Battlefield 6

[narrow trout]

why did the gif url say "where is omniman"

[plain bough]

I tried the Coyote earlier cause some chinese hackers spawned the warbond stuff in

[slim coral]

is it good

I need some new toys to use rather than just run Reprimand 24/7

[plain bough]

Like a suped up pacifier but incendiary, pretty good damage with 45rd mags, bit more damage too

suffers from inaccuracy at medium range tho but perfect for bugs

also bullets have a little aoe on em so they can spread some fire to enemies clustered

[plain bough]

So apparently the Hive Lord has a HP pool of 150K

[eager cliff]

[plain bough]

there was already a reddit post showing a full blown swastika in the sky

[sacred tapir]

love it

XD

good game arrowhead

did nazi that coming (i will see myself out)

[plain bough]

oh, casually there's videos showing people killing the hive lord as well

[sacred tapir]

im just waiting to see one

also the mission with the truck sucks major dick

ah yes, breaks like paper

[sacred tapir]

this shit is not fun

not gonna lie

also how did you get an image that has NO BUGS

everywhere i go i got a retard under my feet

trying to break my leg for the 200th time

why are they ALL MEDIUM PEN??

they can go underground, becoming invulnerable

and then they give it medium

and the ability to break a leg anytime you dive to dodge them

love it

fuck this update, im going back to bots

[plain bough]

he's ontop of the tunnels

[sacred tapir]

oh yeah that makes sense

yeah the rupture warriors are cancer incarnate

[narrow trout]

we also destroyed all the nests

i've been doin fine without med pen

just aim for the weakspots lol

until you're swarmed that is

[sacred tapir]

WHAT WEAKPOINTS

im always swarmed mate

[narrow trout]

legs

[sacred tapir]

so pain

oh great, my stalwart cant hit lets then

because i KNOW i mowed down their legs a few times

never did anything

[loud bison]

how long until we lose outpost alpha?

[narrow trout]

inner legs

[sacred tapir]

so basically, imma wait for the nerds

[narrow trout]

the fleshy bits

[sacred tapir]

to tell me how to do this

[eager cliff]

2

[sacred tapir]

because im not dealing with this shit

im not having fun

[slim coral]

Well

HD2 is crashing my PC

[graceful compass]

classic

reprimand feels good as ever

lib pen still feels like dogshit to me

going straight back to a light pen shotgun

[sacred tapir]

libpen has been bad for ages

adji took its crown

long ago

[graceful compass]

people where glazing it when attachments came out

[mossy tapir]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6tEKuer/

Helll to the noooo

[sacred tapir]

im gonna lose my shit

this game is just not fun rn, bugs are retarded

bots are ok i guess, war strider could be tuned a little

illuminate are still abyssmal dogshit

so it is what it is currently, its more fun when the bot front was light/medium pen friendly

[mossy tapir]

jesus wtf

they never stop coming

[sacred tapir]

told you

[mossy tapir]

lvl 7 bug mission jesus

wtf it feels like bots at launch, the bugs never stop coming

[sacred tapir]

i was on level 8 and it was worse than any level 10 on normal bugs ive ever played

[mossy tapir]

i'm trying to extract and it feels like a onstop onslaught

[sacred tapir]

and level 10 bots is like childs play compared to this

[mossy tapir]

top of that these new bug types are medium type

[sacred tapir]

its abyssmal dogshit, and they break your legs every 3 seconds

also i said that too

[mossy tapir]

my breaker incidenary cant set em onfire

[sacred tapir]

talon is nice if you have it

use talon

2 pops the heads

and kills

1 pops head the second shot kills

its ok

[mossy tapir]

i got it, but i usually use grenade pistol for bug missions

i gotta swap it out

[sacred tapir]

yeah, senator works too

just talon has inf ammo

in theory

you get 7 rapid shots before new heatsink btw

the 8th will pop the heatsink

i dont know how arrowhead managed this, but they cooked the most rare steak ever

(also that mission with the rig is cancerous, bile titans just kill it in 1 second)

also moves at 1 mile per decade

[tawny mirage]

That may be a complement depending on how you like your cake

But yeah I’d agree

I join my first match, everyone dies in the cave at once

Game can’t find anywhere to respawn us, game hardlocked

[sacred tapir]

steak is not meant to be fucking raw

this steak aint rare

this bitch legendary

its still mooing bro

they just put a chunk of leather on my plate

[tawny mirage]

You have discovered blue rare steak lmao

[sacred tapir]

put it back on the fucking stove

[plain bough]

put it back on pasture lol

[sacred tapir]

blue rare cant be considered living

yeah let it back into the meadow

this is cancerous shit

i hate it

so much

arrowhead has strayed further and further from weakpoints

war strider started that decline

[plain bough]

also one thing, patrols literally spawning out of sight despite nothing being there just a bit ago

[mossy tapir]

fug...i may just lower difficulty to 5 or 6

[tawny mirage]

AH was never particularly renown for its good balancing practices

Re: the great nerfs

I miss you beloved railgun

[mossy tapir]

i'ma go back to difficulty 5

[slim coral]

man

this new missions are so ass

[sacred tapir]

still powerful

[sacred tapir]

oh yeah that too

[sacred tapir]

no but theyve always implemented a fucking light or medium weak point on all enemies

including hulks, tanks, factory strider and anything else

its easier to kill a factory strider than a war strider as a new player

[mossy tapir]

wtf the flying bile titan is around at diff 5

and its still a nonstop onslaught

[sacred tapir]

id believe it

its abyssmal dogshit

i didnt even see a flying titan

yay

(fuck my life)

[tawny mirage]

Too inconsistent. You have maybe a split second window for okay damage. At that point, I’d rather bring an EAT for heavies. Faster

[sacred tapir]

not really but sure thing

i can kill every heavy but war strider in moments

tank? 2 shots

hulk? 1 shot

and technically i cant 1-2 shot factory striders

but i can 2 shot its chin guns making it a small threat

its very effective

also effective past 60 meters

unlike EAT

[mossy tapir]

flyingBile titan takes more than 5 EAT

jesus

[sacred tapir]

crazy

[tawny mirage]

Vs bots it’s good, I’d agree there

[sacred tapir]

amazing*

not just good

[mossy tapir]

i'ma go to dif 4 to see any difference

i['m bringing my bot loadout

[plain bough]

faced off 3 dragon roaches

ouchy

in other news, 2 full charged epoch shots bring down a dragonroach

[mossy tapir]

alright so diff 4 is too easy

grenade pistol is the way to go

lib pen too weak, will try back to adjudicator

[graceful compass]

ultimatum my beloved

ultimatum

halo shotgun

supp pack

[slim coral]

oh my god

the dragon is absolute a bitch to face against

[mossy tapir]

i went medium armor this time around

to deal with the BS spawns

[slim coral]

cant defend the spawn this time

[cloud sorrel]

solo is a nightmare

If you dont have a medium pen primary you are dead

[plain bough]

another match, another destroyed mobile oil rig

[mossy tapir]

arrowhead really pushing this "All weapons should be medium pen" narrative with this update

cut half the available weapons unusable

[slim coral]

everything with light pen is borderline useless now

"sure you can shoot light pen weakpoint" try shooting weakpoint of 300 small enemies

that shit is monotonous

[graceful compass]

ok guys

haha light pen

but like

shotguns

👍

[eager cliff]

yeah the red burrowing shits should be light pen

[plain bough]

So tried light pen for a moment, did they really make all the rupture warriors medium pen lmao

[graceful compass]

have to hit their undersides and legs close to the body like the other armored ones

the rupture chargers also have slanted head armor that deflect lots of things

[eager cliff]

Yeah , its not great

and like its a shit ton of them

[plain bough]

we need more managed democracy stat

[narrow trout]

cough optmization cough

[eager cliff]

and they 100% need to adress the oil rig

bug breaches spawn under it

and it dies immediately

that mission doesnt work on any higher diff

[plain bough]

time to address one thing, lets get some actual commander type units that are the only ones that can spawn reinforcements, me watching the one millionth scavenger spawning a bug breach annoys me

[narrow trout]

WE HAVE A COMMANDER UNIT FOR BUGS

AND YET ANY OF THE FUCKS CAN JUST CALL

I HATE IT

[eager cliff]

yeah the small fuck jumps next to me , calls bug breach , dies

thanks

[narrow trout]

shit atleast make it take a lil longer for them to clal

instead of it being instant

[narrow trout]

what

how do you counter this

[plain bough]

that one dude flying off from the rig

[cloud sorrel]

you dont

[plain bough]

but man that hive lord wasn't having any of that oil rig nonsense

[plain bough]

you counter it by launching the equivalent of 150K damage at it

[narrow trout]

my only experience with the hive lord is it clipping through the cave

[plain bough]

thats apparently a feature

[narrow trout]

shit feature ngl

cuz it can just do it and i have no way of seeing it

[plain bough]

well I'm sure enough people are gonna complain about it so we'll see some changes in a month probably

[narrow trout]

[eager cliff]

We need anohter 60 day patch shit imo

or at least 30 day

[plain bough]

didn't they say bug fixing was not a priority lol

[narrow trout]

30 day patch finishes
spear lock on is broken again

[eager cliff]

[narrow trout]

honestly one of the stupidest things ive heard

fix your fucking game

[plain bough]

anyone checked the corpses at POIs too, they got some different armor vests and stuff

[narrow trout]

never had a chance to look

[eager cliff]

lmao it's a secret objective

to kill him

[plain bough]

only 222 xp?

[narrow trout]

man that shit aint worth it at all

[plain bough]

that mofo is a skyscraper and only grants like 1/3 of a full missions XP lol

[eager cliff]

it should literally drop like samples or smth jesus

from its belly

maybe even SC

[plain bough]

how about a unique SD item that sits in a corner

[narrow trout]

best i can do is one common sample

[cloud sorrel]

222 xp

lmao

[sacred tapir]

or talon

talon also lets you live sometimes

[sacred tapir]

i mean talon is so fun, i love it, it just sucks when its the only thing you can use because you packed stalwart and a light primary

[slim coral]

They did

The entire front hit box is med pen

You can deal light pen damage but it is so negligible

[slim coral]

Wait sk

You can kill that thing

[potent leaf]

takees about 15 hellbomobs worth of dmg

since it has like 15000 hp

[slim coral]

I was thinking of using AT Placement since each shot deals like good chunk of damage

And you have like 30 shots

[potent leaf]

it'l melt you if you stand still

you wont get those 30 off without melt

[slim coral]

Damn

[narrow trout]

Once again

Waste of time if its just 200 cp

Xp

[plain bough]

Hive lords have 150K HP

Dragonroaches are easier tho, like 2 full charged epoch shots bring it down

[narrow trout]

don like them either

their fire goes through rock

[mossy tapir]

only reasont o use it is either you want to use it against bots or lower difficulty, talking 5 and below.

[narrow trout]

they could just make so that

the burrowers dont have armor?

[mossy tapir]

honestly that'll be good enough

i think like 2 shotguns have medium pen

and they both like slugs or somethign

cookout and breaker incidenary isn't strong enough to deal with these burrorwers

[narrow trout]

am i doomed to go back to using meta shit again

[slim coral]

i hate how there's no way to force them to emerge from ground

they will burrow on the ground until they get to you

literally had one followed me for 2 minutes

[narrow trout]

there is

explosives

my stun grenade also worked

[slim coral]

also for a truck to be stationed in a hostile hive world with enemies everywhere

you would expect them to be heavily armored

[narrow trout]

another thing about the burrowers

sometimes i just see those fucks teleport into the ground

no animation

no nothin

they just need to skip a content update and focus on bug fixing and optmization

lower the fuckin game size too while they're at it

[plain bough]

the one turret that can't be used on ground targets close to the truck lol

[slim coral]

those fucking [D]igger

I called

cuz I hate them too much

[eager cliff]

[mossy tapir]

[mossy tapir]

Is there meta stuff for bugs?

anyways, i'll just take a 2 day break and come back for the warbond. I'm sure they'll deal with the overtuned bugs for now.
New total warhammer patch just dropped so i'ma go play with that for now

[narrow trout]

oh right the warhammer patch

ty for reminder

[tawny mirage]

it should drop this bad boy

https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Fire_cape

[pale hollow]

POV: You are a spice harvester, one day from retirement

[mossy tapir]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHHLwG3SDaq/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

[slim coral]

So far I only see the Halt and the Slugger

Halt shoots felchette and it can pen med armor

[red jetty]

these caves are tough

[sharp gorge]

Nothing like having to go into a dead end to clear three Stalker Lairs

And then having to race a bug breach to get the fuck out

[red jetty]

man I might need to bump the diff below 5

[slim coral]

Im more afraid of them spawning Brood Commander all over the place

And those fucks are not only tanky but also spawn more of those Warrior with front Med pen head

[sharp gorge]

Fucking burrowing warriors

Making my Breaker look bad

[red jetty]

gotta bring the nade launcher or an armor that gives extra nades

[sharp gorge]

Senator gets to shine
That or you somehow bait the underground attack out and hit em in the body

[potent leaf]

my light pen weapons... are useless... ah... why....

so sad....

[slim coral]

Talon

[sharp gorge]

At least there aren't burrower scavengers
If those little shits go to 3 armour, it's all fucked

[earnest stag]

At least the Halo AR isnt useless now

[slim coral]

Game is really making the fact Med Pen weapons are the only way to go for higher diff now

[sharp gorge]

Diligence

Gonna have to start leveling it

[slim coral]

Reprimand my beloved

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-combat-evolved-halo-ce-not-going-to-happen-two-betrayals-master-chief-gif-27094749

[earnest stag]

[sacred tapir]

Yeah arrowhead cooked an update then put it in a deep fryer

It was great until the medium warriors were thought up

They just suck

[eager cliff]

Yeah i mean on higher diffs they can become tiresome af

And once again , the oil rig mission is probably impossible to do due to all the bullshit

[sacred tapir]

I know

Also when are we getting the APC

It was shown a long ass time ago in a video

Way back before the frv

Still not even announced

[steady zinc]

All my fucking extractions are under the ground.

Randomly generated caves were a mistake.

MY SAMPLES!

[rancid ibex]

Tomorrow is the warbond releasing, right?

I'mma reinstall tomorrow so I don't have to update the game again

[eager cliff]

hte red fucks should have been light pen, they can avoid damage anyway when they burrow underground

AH when chaff enemy has to be as challenging as a charger :

[plain bough]

the warbond files are already in when they patched it yesterday, they just wait till thursday to unlock em

[rancid ibex]

Ohh right

Tomorrow I will reinstall it

[tawny mirage]

I can deal with the warriors

It’s the fucking spewers that do it for me

[potent leaf]

I just wanna use light pen

[tawny mirage]

As soon as they pop up you lose half your health

[potent leaf]

I don't have a lot of warbonds but now I'm thinking of just picking up a warbond with dedicated guns I can use

[tawny mirage]

There isn’t much option

Lib pen is good, but takes a bit of grinding

Halo AR is a good start, but lacks mag size

Taking a machine gun strat is a viable option

[rancid ibex]

Adjudicator?

[tawny mirage]

Lacking mag size

Scythe may also be viable if we didn’t get back to back desert planets

[eager cliff]

Liberator Pen has good mag size and fire rate but the damage is lacking

Imo right now , flamethrower is good , sentries and shotguns i guess

Laser canon also fucks them up

[tawny mirage]

Maybe spend today grinding up creds for dust devils tomorrow?

[eager cliff]

Apparently right now there is also a bug as the host ofc

Apparently the warriors will burrow and hit you underground as host or smth along the lines

[tawny mirage]

But I have a feeling arrowhead will somehow fuck it up

[eager cliff]

Well how to fuck it up , the patch is already out

If u talk about the warbond guns balancing, i guess you gonna have to wait and see , nobody knows

Nemean said he tried the AK from some chinese hackers in his lobby and it was good

[tawny mirage]

I mean the coyote has potential, wiki claims med pen and looks a decent mag there

[plain bough]

45rd mags yeh

[eager cliff]

Yes it has 45 rnd mags

fire explosive rounds

[tawny mirage]

But if it’s too good, you may as label it as trash, cause that’s where arrowhead will put it in the next patch after

[eager cliff]

could never know

i hope not but they have a tendency to nerf shit

what is that cunts name

that is hated on discord

that does the balancing

i forgot

[tawny mirage]

Left it long ago, the amount of chimping in there is almost military grade

Either way it looks like I’m due for a credits grind. Cause some asshole didn’t put any SC into the ODST bond

[dire igloo]

Forgot the name of the gun

But its the liberator from the warbond with melee armor

I find it pretty good on bugs

[plain bough]

liberator carbine

[dire igloo]

I take armor that gives me extra primary ammo and then i either take resupply or hover pack and something for aoe, rocket sentry or autocannon sentry and 500 kg

Can also use cluster bomb drop now because i jorted upgrade that makes it have 5 drops

Didnt try this on new bugs yet, hopefully it works

[eager cliff]

@narrow trout

[sacred tapir]

Alexus?

[eager cliff]

Yes

[sacred tapir]

All the homies hate alexus

[narrow trout]

Me n who

[sharp gorge]

Your mom

[narrow trout]

-# dont mention my mom please

[sharp gorge]

Your dad

[slim coral]

Wait

Does the coyote do med pen

[graceful compass]

yea

[slim coral]

So its just a

Liberator Pen on Drug

Ig no drum mag but I dont think thatd be matter

Actually idk

Lemme check

[red jetty]

Cluster bomb is p good against bugs once you get a good train going

Or the uhhh gun run, whatever it's called

Especially since it actually goes straight

[graceful compass]

strafing run is my goat

[rancid ibex]

Strafing is really good

I wish we had the close air support stratagem from HD1. Basically strafing run+rocket pods

[slim coral]

Strafing is underrated ngl

That shit is especially so useful in Bot or Illuminate

[slim coral]

Wish you had one where they send in aircraft to support you at a location before leaving

Maybe doing it will summon eagle one to support you but she will have to return to DSS to reload and discard all the available eagle strat you have

[slim coral]

Man

I am still trying to figure the point or the purpose of a Pacifier

Like what does it suppose to even do

[potent leaf]

pacify

[narrow trout]

be a weaker lib pen

stun could be good

[slim coral]

Whats the point of stun if ya kno

You can just kill them

[narrow trout]

i unno

support?

[slim coral]

Yeh

By just kill the enemies

I mean again great argument is if I want to stun enemies I would just use Halt

Since you can swap lethal to stun

[plucky lion]

pacifier stuns enemies before you can kill them, making some weakpoint shots especially easy for finishing enemies

it also has low recoil so it's an absolute monster at drilling weakpoints

[slim coral]

Anyone here even uses Tesla weapons outside of De Escalator?

[rancid ibex]

https://youtu.be/gX6jFoWnAlM?

It's getting closer

[loud bison]

I've been using the Blitzer

[potent leaf]

how long until new warbond drops

i'm antsy

[loud bison]

like
10 hours?

[dire igloo]

Ass

New method

armor from wild west pack, resupply pack, 500 kg, primary is scorcher, secondary is shotgun, auto cannon turret

Last weapon is med mgun and my friend just takes rockets and shit and destroys dragons while I destroy everything else

Also is it me or is it wayyy easier to down the dragons by just

Shooting their wings instead of their bodies

I dropped a 500 kg down and got 60 kills with it

Also did diff 10 and completed all side objectives

Glory to democracy

[sacred tapir]

anyways, yeah the western armor is kinda... shit

imo

theres better passives to choose from

[dire igloo]

It works because the volley mode on the shotgun instakills every unarmored bug

And when you dont have ammo its faster to swap than reload

So you just have a pocket 1 shot, and if theres still issues you just reload and do it again instantly because the insane recoil from firing it is reduced by 70%

[sacred tapir]

yeah but thats kinda useless

since all the fucking bugs are medium

(if we're on about the ruptures)

so the talon still holds up better

[potent leaf]

I take armour that looks cool and take stratagems based purely on vibes

[slim coral]

The fucking dragon man

The fucking dragon

[narrow trout]

i sure i dont step on anything Explosive on my next dive!

[sacred tapir]

i pick what i want

but that doesnt work for rupture bugs

theyre fucking goofy, since light pen is just a no

[narrow trout]

shoot the ass

or pray to god that you can land a hit in the tiny ass hitbox infront

halo shotty been doin good for me

[potent leaf]

the well hidden and ill-meaning landmine:

[sacred tapir]

ok i could just not play rupture bugs with their poor design

[narrow trout]

ok then do that

[sacred tapir]

i am

until they do something to fix their "jump out floor, break leg like a bitch, then die like a bitch" technique

im not playing it

[slim coral]

Heavy Armor Pen Assault Rifle but it shoots like 350RPM

And has only like 20 rounds

[sacred tapir]

ok better idea

just an M14, but a SUPER M14

so heavy pen, 900 rpm

recoil like an AMR but 20 rounds instead of 7

[tawny mirage]

i found spear works real well

[sacred tapir]

eugh

a weapon that aims for you?

lame

(also i hate how picky the lock on can be sometimes)

[tawny mirage]

FLYING

BILE TITAN

[shy schooner]

Just hit em with a EAT

While they SPECIFICALLY Circle you

Not while they are stationary

Killed 2 doing that

[cunning escarp]

D10 burrow bugs, not that bad.

[sacred tapir]

"not that bad" ok billy badass

[cunning escarp]

[red jetty]

Last time I tried the spear I hit a bile dragon in the ass 3 times and it still wasn't dead

[cunning escarp]

Blitzer, talon, gas nades, use gatling/rocket/bubble shield/spear for callins w/ the acid/gas/arc/fire res armor

it just works

my only gripe is i havent figured out if you can dodge the burrow insta attack

Ahab, the dragon hunter build goes hard

[sharp gorge]

Silksong today

[earnest stag]

Overrated

[loud bison]

when will the automatons get the equivalent of the dragon roach and leviathan?

[plain bough]

in the future

we gonna get a fockin metal gear if the hive lord is already this big

[slim coral]

IS NEW WARBOND OUT

[slim coral]

Fact Strider

[sharp gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/sahelanthropus-metal-gear-solid-v-metal-gear-solid-metal-gear-hideo-kojima-gif-23954256

Though, honestly

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-3-shagohod-volgin-grozny-grad-mecha-gif-755535815605271339

Gimme a shagohod

[cloud sorrel]

Can we have a CQC fight on it at least

[plain bough]

7 more minutes

[slim coral]

But

Muh explosive ammo rifle

[plain bough]

it's out now

oh the machete in the super store is medium pen

fucking hell, 2 drops and 2 crashes

[slim coral]

Every single time new update is out

I always expect my game to crash or freeze my entire PC

[loud bison]

aren't all melee medium pen?

[slim coral]

I always thought they are heavy pen

I keep vaguely remember you can destroy tank with melee but I might be wrong

[loud bison]

wiki gg says medium 3

[slim coral]

Or its only for the flag stabbing

[plain bough]

idk, menu says they're all light pen except the machete but this game is wonky

[loud bison]

hmmm
new armor is 40% vs fire, gas, acid, and electric
throwing range +20%

[slim coral]

Its your average passive already in game

I thought by the name it'd increase speed or traversal through like storms

So far still see nothing can alter my love for Siege Ready

[empty zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA0rPilK16o&start=286

[dire igloo]

Hence forth why one takes the med machine gun and blasts shit

And the scorcher which is a med explosive weapon

[slim coral]

I wish they added a shotgun machinegun like Wolfenstein

[dire igloo]

I wish they made the breaker shotgun a actual thing you can drop in and not just a thing you find

And made it heavy pen

Itd be so fun

[slim coral]

Since ODST is in Helldivers now

How do they fit in the lore

[slim coral]

Breaker shotgun with Halt's ammo would be kinda busted

[dire igloo]

40 bullets so it wouldn't be broken considering other shotguns just do the same shit

I'd use it for the double barrel vibes which it is

[slim coral]

Ngl

Kinda wish they let you had break action shotgun as primary

And you can swap between buckshot, flechette and slug

[plain bough]

machete is interesting, a full sword with lower rate of swinging

still too much of a gimmick unless you bring a shield or some shit tho

we need melee slot

[slim coral]

I wonder when will they add gladiator emote where your character knocks on the shield with your melee

[empty zealot]

incendiary ammo*

[slim coral]

I thought it looks like it deals AOE

[empty zealot]

Apparently it's not

[slim coral]

How many damage shot

[empty zealot]

75 dmg, med pen, 45 in the ammo, 8 mags with you

[slim coral]

No way

So its just a better Penetrator

[empty zealot]

yeah

[slim coral]

I mean atleast penetrator has drum mags

[empty zealot]

fire rate is a bit slower than lib pen

[slim coral]

Im more interested in the missile silo and the new EAT

[slim coral]

Tbh I love slow firing weapons