🤖🐛🦑helldivers

[plain bough]

Maybe we'll get killzone in the future again

[hasty sandal]

didnt know you could get 1k slips

[balmy spire]

Just complete a mission 🫡

[rancid ibex]

https://old.rxddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1mvje4g/guys_i_think_i_downloaded_the_wrong_game/

Me and my partner, the last known humans in Earth, fighting the clankers in 2050

[plain bough]

any bets they drop an additional warbond trailer in the next few hours

[plain bough]

The automatons have come as well

next are the illuminate I imagine

[sharp gorge]

Kill 5 overseers pls

[spice sun]

Kill 100,000,000 fleshmobs and leviathans

Using the peacemaker

[rancid ibex]

I'm getting close

[plain bough]

you need 3K

[rancid ibex]

Nuh

[narrow trout]

share some

[rancid ibex]

I wish 😔

[plain bough]

you need moar for the extra warbond

[spice sun]

Wouldn't it be 2.5K? 1500 for the legendary and 1000 for the normal warbond

[sharp gorge]

Damn it's the NASCAR drill

[plain bough]

true but considering recently they've been placing fun things on the super store itself, another 500 at least

will farm on the weekend and sum shit

[sacred tapir]

I literally have like 300

And im missing like 5 warbonds

How do people even farm this shit so fast

[plain bough]

pick a couple days, farm like 1 hour each and it'll build up nicely

or just get the helldiver squad up and farm shit fast

[sacred tapir]

I spend an hour and got 60 creds

Thats not much

[plain bough]

alright later we farm then for a while

[sacred tapir]

We? You mean you farm and i just exist in the background?

Because it seems i dont know how or something

Idk the best difficulty for farming either

Was on lvl 3

[plain bough]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-gmod-dropkick-automaton-meme-gif-10332033299819172774

[sacred tapir]

Tie fighter

New bot enemy confirmed

Im gonna go watch farming videos

See if i get insight

[sacred tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-space-marine-dropkick-black-templar-gif-3633792756769275524

[sharp gorge]

I do level one missions every now and then. Pop the illegal broadcast, run off, get 10-60 per 10 minutes

No 100 SC caches yet but someday

[rancid ibex]

What? Where's the 2.5k for? Isn't the new warbond going to be 1.5k

I'm not planning to get a normal warbond after getting the odst one

[plain bough]

they said the odst warbond is not included in their regular release schedule, so a new one is around the corner as well

since we didn't get trailer today I assume next week or the one after

[rancid ibex]

[plain bough]

gonna be farming for 2 hours if anyone want in

[narrow trout]

let me in

[narrow trout]

potato launcher?

[plain bough]

yeh

[narrow trout]

sent

[spice sun]

If you're just getting the ODST one 1.5k will be fine, but who knows the next one could be sick (like penal divers or SEAF)

[sacred tapir]

im just happy for the suppressed weapons

thanks ODSTs, very cool

i can finally go full saboteur mode

i enjoy my jump pack sneaky gameplay, the hardest part is killing bots without alerting everyone

because you know, the DCS and reprimand are NOT quiet

[spice sun]

Isn't the Crossbow the only current weapon with a suppressed effect?

Proper stealth builds will be very cool. Especially if we eventually get some decoy grenades or deployable holograms

[sacred tapir]

no it fucking explodes

so it still makes them alerted

making them spot you faster if you enter their detection

maybe they dont know where you are

but they know youre here

so

[spice sun]

Well that's the suppressed element, and fairly handy against automata.
Point is, these will be our first actual suppressed weapons and that's exciting. Would be even more epic if the normal warbond is stealth themed and we're swimming in covert options

[sacred tapir]

oh good idea, ARROWHEAD ADD SWIMMING

if a navy seal can swim with a similar load of weight, a helldiver should be able to

no one can change my mind on that

even if they just make it cost stamina and once it runs out you start to drown, like in RDR2

as john i mean

like its right there

theres no way they cant make that work right?

[spice sun]

I guess it wouldn't matter against automata or squ'ith because they could gun you down in the water, but against terminids you could just swim across a gap to totally avoid them.
Imo swimming should be dynamic, light armour bois should be able to swim 3 times as far, medium bois twice and heavy bois just sink like a rock as usual (of course heavy armour should have greater damage reduction as it's always needed)

[hasty sandal]

helldiver training doesn't include swimming lessons unfortunately

[sacred tapir]

It should

[hasty sandal]

it dont need to

[sacred tapir]

Why not

Theres fucking water

[hasty sandal]

I dont think its a big enough cause of death

[sacred tapir]

Therefore there should be

[sacred tapir]

YAAYYY

30 baby

thats good

made like 70 so far

been like 10 min

if i keep this up, 2 hours or so and i got 840 or so

and if i speed it up, it will be like 1000

anyone wanna join me farming? this takes a little while even still

[slim coral]

Mf swims with Recoiless Rifle and 6 shells (each 6lbs), Assault Rifle with 8 Drums

[sacred tapir]

fine, make it loadout related

if you decide to carry the RR then no swim

but caseoh cannon and MGs should be ok

[slim coral]

Maybe add Frogman Suit that had like a

Some floating tech for amphibious assault

[sacred tapir]

or just make it equipment related

[slim coral]

Like these guys

[sacred tapir]

yeah but i mean thats goofy and i dont feel like buying a warbond just to FUCKING SWIM

thats stupid

[slim coral]

You need to spend money to swim yes yes

[sacred tapir]

[rancid ibex]

Shieeet a swimming feature and we get underwater missions and get a gun like this

[sharp gorge]

And now a billion illuminate

[cunning escarp]

HOLY FUCK

SEND DUDES

https://tenor.com/view/black-person-scream-goofy-ahh-sound-raawr-scream-gif-418101447874932717

[plain bough]

we have 96 hours before we receive dudes

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/one-peak-one-piece-one-piece-cry-its-so-peak-gif-13413926760013023520

[rancid ibex]

Wort wort wort

I love my elites

[fiery tendon]

I made a compilation of all warbonds trailers
https://youtu.be/eY2u0KmvZMk

[narrow trout]

what

[eager cliff]

Yeah i dont think anyone will play Squids

Squids have 150 minutes extra to extraction rn due to whatever event

But its dogshit so yeah nobody will do it

[narrow trout]

aw hel nah

automatons have the city layout now right?

or me dum

[eager cliff]

they all have

[sacred tapir]

Squids are also just not fun

So like no shit

[narrow trout]

we went from being super happy for having a new faction to fight to "man this shit sucks"

[sacred tapir]

Thats what happens when you have 1 annoying unit (flying fucks) then add 2 more annoying fuckass units

Actually stupid

Meatball, which is just retarded and leviathan which is just aimbot ragdoll shitstain

Fuck that

Im going to the bots, the best designed faction

[plucky lion]

the meatball's stupid hp really does limit your viable options

[graceful compass]

Illuminate with no leviathan and an actually reasonable amount of meatballs would be great

Bugs haven’t been fun in a good while

[plain bough]

we need moar bugs

[spice sun]

Those jetpack overseers are awful. Just zero balancing.
High lethality, high durability, high mobility and high quantity.
They should only have 2 of these qualities and lack the other 2

When you have an enemy that can survive a recoiless round, kill a full health heavy armour user in one burst, outpace a light armour boi with a jetpack and spawn as frequently as hive guards or devastators, you have a faction that feels like dogshit to play against.
And also fuck meatballs. Same health as bile titan but can spawn in groups of 6, even on solo at difficulty 5

[fiery tendon]

Sounds like a skill issue. Jetpack overseers

• They have 0 accuracy while you are moving
• shoot at hover-pack and they will blow up.
• use laser weapons to cut their arms/legs to kill them in few seconds
• use seaker grenades or wasp support weapon to install kill them

Meatballs:

• shoot in their faces and it will die quickly
• 1 cluster rocket launcher and it will instantly die
• few shots with Eruptor

For illuminates you should choose gear wisely.

[spice sun]

It's just not balanced for solo, maybe spawns are okay with 4 divers but when you're going at it alone it's very hard to manage 10 jetpack overseers and 6 meatballs (on top of a hundred voteless).

And I guess we all want a different game, but I don't think enemies that spawn so often should be such a hassle or so randomly deadly.

Also, I hear the gear thing a lot but I have specialised loadouts for the Illuminate that are very effective until the game spawns a combination of enemies that are a major hassle even on diff 5 (which on bugs or bots is a cakewalk solo).

Lastly, this is coming from a 1300hr diver, just think these enemies need tweaking and some new enemies added for diversity

[plain bough]

Good lord the helldivers grew an extra braincell and went for the gambit

it'd make even a grown man cry

[loud bison]

is there even enough time to do it?

[plain bough]

4hrs compared to 12hrs defense failure

[loud bison]

ah

I feel like there is a slight contradiction
So liberating the origin planet halts the defense campaigns but the Orbital Blockade of the DSS doesn't
the explanation I got was that the invading ships have left the originating planet so the blockade doesn't do shit
but by that logic, why does liberating the origin planet have an affect?

[plain bough]

orbital blockade is a preventive measure rather than an actual active one

so unless you got the power of foresight you're not getting a use outta it

[plucky lion]

i'm pretty sure illuminate are intended to be harder than the other factions

[sacred tapir]

and those fuckass overseers

the flying ones

theyre the NUMBER 1 WORST THING IN THE GAME

[sacred tapir]

this is misinformation

[plucky lion]

they dont bother me as much as the meatballs and leviathans because they die easy enough

[sacred tapir]

the flying ones have like 2 weakspots

jetpack (cant really be shot from the front consistently) and the head

my biggest issue with the head is that the AMR is bugged, and the deadeye too

so my 2 favorite weapons dont work

XDDD

AMR is extra sluggish, has been for about 8 months

and the deadeye sometimes just doesnt hit the head

even when the crosshair is DEAD ON THE CENTER

might be the overseer hitbox

idk tho

but sure "skill issue"

[plucky lion]

yeah the AMR would be a great choice if you didnt wield it like it weighs 80 lbs

[sacred tapir]

[sacred tapir]

indeed

its like the HMG but worse

since at least HMG has a 3rd person crosshair

it is what it is, i just wish the railgun could 1 shot to chest

like the flying ones

[plucky lion]

yeah the HMG is just way more practical in every way except for the stationary reload

[sacred tapir]

because i think itd be neat if i could punch a hole THROUGH the overseer into the pack

then they die

and the railgun doesnt get enough love as is

(besides the railgun can be used for like 2 things on squids, and thats harvesters and the stingrays)

[plucky lion]

love me some railgun

[sacred tapir]

either way, until the leviathans, meatballs and overseer spam changes, im not playing squid

overseer spam and meatballs mainly

[plucky lion]

i feel like the cannons on the leviathans have too much hp

[sacred tapir]

overseers being a bitch to kill with the weapons i like pisses me off

and the meatballs?

[plucky lion]

it's totally impractical to try to neuter a leviathan with heavy pen weapons

[sacred tapir]

fuck those things

and their retarded floor phasing

if i get hit through the ground ONE MORE FUCKING TIME im gonna crash out

[plucky lion]

even tho i can do damage, it takes waaay too much ammo to kill the cannons

[sacred tapir]

not like i can even kill the meatball since its in terrain

also 6k health with no weakpoint? thats poor design

thats like if bile titans just didnt have the head or bile sacs on them

yeah fuck you

anyways bots? well designed and fun

VISIBLE weakpoints on all (but war strider) and almost anything on bot front can be handled with liberator, peacekeeper and GPMG

even the fucking factory strider can be killed with those 3 weapons

and if you include the OPS and ESR you can deal with anything technically

as much as comissarkai is sometimes too teamwork pilled, he makes decent informative videos

[plucky lion]

yep bullet sponge with no weakpoints just does not make for great gaming

[sacred tapir]

indeed

even tho some feel the elevated overseers are fine, i disagree HEAVILY

[plucky lion]

they can be killed in a single shot with a variety of weapons

but they are quite lethal themselves

feels like a decent balance to me

[sacred tapir]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BneE8E3PGo

this is the best video and i agree with all of it

and its coming from a good player

"good"

[plucky lion]

i didnt see much complaining about illuminate when they first showed up

mostly when they added in the newer units

[sacred tapir]

yeah the only complaint was "boring"

thats it

because the only enemy that posed a threat was the elevated ones

and that made them manageable, but now that we have 2 sponges, one of which with aimbot

[plucky lion]

they have weird mind control abilities. they should be showcasing that more than bullet sponges heh

[sacred tapir]

its rough

EXACTLY

so yeah, imma say it now, illuminate now are worse than the launch illuminate

since they really only go sponge mode here

id rather the bots be spongey

since theyre... you know... METAL???

but no, lets make the mind control/technologically superior race be sponges

[plucky lion]

well the illuminate have the best tech in the galaxy

[sacred tapir]

like i said, superior, but just spongey, not advanced

[plucky lion]

but the fleshmob isnt protected by that tech... its just a bunch of humans smashed into a ball lol

[sacred tapir]

their tactics are just big frontline units

and one flying aimbot whale

and a bunch of mind controlled civilians

which are so easy to mow down theyre not a threat anyways

theyre like scavengers on bugs, but even more stupid

[plucky lion]

next they should just add in a cloaked sniper units so we all ragequit entirely XD

[sacred tapir]

yeah no actually they should just add a kill field

that just kills you when you land

[red jetty]

Illuminates now armed with a rotating grid

[narrow trout]

[fiery tendon]

the head cant be its weak spot, because it is med armored
legs and hands are its weak spot, because it is 0 armored

[slim coral]

I only hate the Overseer

Especially the flying one

The melee and mortar ones arent too bad

[plucky lion]

well it is still a weak spot if you can pen it because there is no second health bar like the body and it really doesnt take much damage.

[sacred tapir]

And both of those are poorly designed

So like… bad enemy design

Also their legs are armored

Just not the same as the head

Its ablative

And yes the head is a weakpoint

[plucky lion]

just a bit of an unusual weakpoint

[sacred tapir]

Also why cant illuminate players accept that the faction fucking sucks?

Everytime its just skill issue, get better, play with a team, etc

[plucky lion]

well if they are illuminate players they probably enjoy the faction soo idk what you are expecting

[sacred tapir]

I mean i enjoyed using throwing knives

They literally suck

Doesnt mean i cant recognize they suck

[plucky lion]

maybe one day i will get viper commandos but man they keep the warbonds coming too fast

i cant keep up XD

[sacred tapir]

Viper commandos is neat, but not at all a priority

I got it because the knives are the only “silent” weapon

Theyre really only useful for taking out the small bots

[plucky lion]

i never really tested how loud any weapons are. is the crossbow quiet?

[sacred tapir]

Which is fine, since if theyre our of the way they wont detect me

No but yes

It explodes

But you can use it for luring them away

[plucky lion]

yeah sure be good for distracting

[sacred tapir]

Since they will investigate the explosion

Im gonna go heat up my square pizza slices now

(It was a party pizza)

[plucky lion]

🍕

[sacred tapir]

Yea but square

[frozen sun]

https://tenor.com/view/odst-helljumper-halo-3-odst-halo-gif-11544184058768647187

Finally the game is complete

[slim coral]

If the head of overseer is the weakspot to take care of them fast

You already know why people love using Med Pen weapons

I tend to always run Reprimand in every faction

[sacred tapir]

i dislike it on illuminate

[slim coral]

The hitbox for headshot is weird

But 1 shot kill overseer

[sacred tapir]

neat

i just hate it on voteless

theres 50 of them and 25 in a mag, half the time each takes 2 shots

which is fucked when i can 1 tap a bot

[shy schooner]

I like the knight :D

[sacred tapir]

i think its nice, until you realize the ammo economy is dogshit

[plucky lion]

running out of ammo is rarely a problem in my experience. mainly i just hate it feels like im always reloading when using it

[plain bough]

2 more days before xbox reinforcements

[narrow trout]

soon my SUPER NDA will be ended and i can finally don my true armor

*i still need 500 more sc *

[plain bough]

later we farm

[narrow trout]

the curse of wanting to get a warbond with my current amount but also wanting the odst

[eager cliff]

i might join as well i need 500sc too

https://tenor.com/view/beggar-mendiant-emoji-meme-gif-14766354842854086359

[earnest stag]

i got 100 as drop yesterday and another 100 today

we farmed like 1k in 2 days

3 hours

[plain bough]

@eager cliff@narrow trout It's time to farm

[narrow trout]

gimmie a bit

[eager cliff]

ye lemme finish my tarkov quests

[narrow trout]

stand ready

[plain bough]

https://tenor.com/view/conquest-invincible-gif-15950173611998718110

[eager cliff]

aight comin now

[narrow trout]

man my ass needs samples as wel,l

[eager cliff]

send me invite sir

lobby is private

bruh this game man

send again?

[plain bough]

load up the game can send invite there too

[eager cliff]

ye im on the ship

[plain bough]

my connection shat itself lol

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-gif-24107071

[narrow trout]

rejoin foo

[eager cliff]

failed lobby

https://tenor.com/view/alldankedout-tarkov-rage-rage-escape-from-tarkov-gif-18183308

[narrow trout]

[eager cliff]

failed to join

[narrow trout]

@plain bough @eager cliff forgor

[sacred tapir]

when you farm?

(whole day late)

[sacred tapir]

i didnt read the time XD

it said 12:XX so i was like "perfect"

[plain bough]

so thats what it looked like on your pov, you were flailing on the ground for me

[plain bough]

how much ya need

[sharp gorge]

[mossy tapir]

For bugs do you guys use breaker incendiary or cookout?

I’m almost lvl 23 with the breaker incendiary

[sacred tapir]

More

But yeah i need like 300-400 if I remember correctly

[sacred tapir]

Cookout is better, stagger and stiff

But breaker is easier to have fun w

With

[spice sun]

Breaker incendiary is so fucking good against shriekers while cookout is cracked for stalkers

[rancid ibex]

And I wish both would easily ignite bugs

Still a bug where they don't actually lit things on fire sometimes

[sacred tapir]

Also concussive weapons sucking unless its a 4 man squad

Because if theres not 4 people they take 2x longer to stun

Hell if I know why

[plain bough]

@sacred tapir you ready to farm for your odst moolah

[earnest stag]

Since ODST Stuff is a real warbond

can we expect attachements for the guns ?

[plain bough]

possible but I doubt it

we'll learn soon enough in 12 hours

[spice sun]

I'm pretty sure they said no attachments because, like Killzone, they're crossover weapons

[eager cliff]

no attachements was confirmed yeah

[graceful compass]

and its also not the halo 5 shit or whatever it was that actually has attachments

its odst

[eager cliff]

MA5C my beloved

if anything it could have had an extended 60 rounder to mimic the Halo CE one but that one was just meme tier

even the devs agreed it was dumb

the question is why doesnt the tenderzier have some exnetded mags

[plain bough]

extended mags on my extended mags

[eager cliff]

iirc the BR 10 / Tenderizer was always 32

[plain bough]

me want liberator carbine to have dual drums, gimme 120 rounds

[eager cliff]

honestly we dont even need extended mags , but they could add taped mags

for faster reload once

not all guns need extended mags

some could have other cool stuff

[plain bough]

maybe we'll get the fabled tier 6 SD modules tomorrow

[eager cliff]

aye its been a long while

[sacred tapir]

GUH!

anyways

uh i was waiting for a package

so i couldnt

im just gonna go grind medals for warp pack

then imma just grind solo unless one of my friends is on

[spice sun]

How many rounds did it have in Halo 3?

[eager cliff]

32

[narrow trout]

ce has 60 rounds

please bring back the powerful shooty sound from ce i miss it dearly

[eager cliff]

@narrow trout

[narrow trout]

shotgn

[graceful compass]

all the CE guns were hysterical

the antimateriel shotgun

the god magnum

the shredifier MA5B

[plucky lion]

the MA5b kinda sucked in CE

well i guess it was usable vs covenant. garbage in pvp though

[graceful compass]

aint nobody talking about pvp

[scarlet edge]

I slept very good

But i couldnt sleep the night before because of the update, so thats fine

[cunning escarp]

https://youtu.be/CErdWyH2F-U?si=B-J4Yfi-ts4LLDMH

Peak

[celest ledge]

xbox players in 2 minutes god bless the servers

[sacred tapir]

the servers are fine so far

[sharp gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-gif-19585502

[rancid ibex]

I will drink it

glor glorp glorp

Delicious

[cloud sorrel]

It the guns are bad I’m driving

[cunning escarp]

Was 36k before the gates opened up

[plain bough]

very nice, warbonds not on the page lol

Ok never mind, apparently it drops in 3 hours

[eager cliff]

[cunning escarp]

Above peak daily player count, at 5am midweek. Servers on suicide watch.

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleto-skeleton-fire-hell-burn-gif-26129219

[eager cliff]

[plain bough]

I was expecting super biggus dickus patch

[eager cliff]

sadly with helldivers always keep expectations kinda low still

they rarely surprise us

[plain bough]

a secondary patch?

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-combat-evolved-halo-ce-not-going-to-happen-two-betrayals-master-chief-gif-27094749

[sacred tapir]

not me watching red vs blue

aannd im still super broke

because im still 500 credits below the super price of the super odst warbond, so im still super grinding credits i guess

[spice sun]

Is that just about the ODST warbond?

[eager cliff]

i dont think so because the ODST warbond was already announced and shown

he implies we are getting surprise stuff

[sacred tapir]

oh no not more things to put me into super debt

[spice sun]

Maybe those high security mega cities they keep talking about in dispatches

[eager cliff]

and i have a feeling they want to blow the XBOX players away and make a good impression

[spice sun]

But I seriously doubt it'll be any changes to our enemies considering new illuminates are half a year from being finished and we're caught up on leaks for all new bug + bot enemies

Atrox is probably closest in it being the other warbond reveal

It's so hard to get excited in Helldivers these days, for new stuff (love the game still)

[sacred tapir]

what?

huh

im what?

i achieved things?

[spice sun]

As in something to spend super credies on

[earnest stag]

I just hope that odst stuff has attachements

Probably not

[eager cliff]

it does not , it was confirmed by devs

[earnest stag]

[eager cliff]

also no Super Store ODST stuff either

[earnest stag]

1,5k for stuff that will end up mediocre

[eager cliff]

i mean its appealing to nostalgia thats all , you do get more guns than usual warbond

and they seem to be decent the AR is medium pen

[plain bough]

13 minutes to go

[earnest stag]

Well see

I will get it

[spice sun]

The weapons are cool but I'm super disappointed with the armour passive

Just a worse stealth armour passive with 2 crappy tack ons

[eager cliff]

Yeah they seem to be allergic to creative armor passives

tho the leg buff is nice

[plain bough]

Killzone still having one of the best passives

[eager cliff]

Killzone , fire one and the siege ready

pretty much S tier

the rest are whatever

[spice sun]

They should've just with 25 extra armour and 20% reduced detection (merge stealth and extra padding)

Lazy but good and fits the ODST

[loud bison]

sooo
no patch notes, no bug fixes?

[cunning escarp]

100k and counting

[plain bough]

800mb update that turned into 4gb uncompressed

yet not really any explanation of whats inside it besides odst

[celest ledge]

sooooo where warbond

[loud bison]

warbond is stored in the balls

[celest ledge]

nvm its out

[plain bough]

https://youtu.be/dJi8VsvnkoE?feature=shared

[dire igloo]

deep dive

Like deep dives in deep rock galactic

No whei deep rock galactic colab

[plain bough]

the first few seconds of the deep dive video has another shrieker type it seems

a large one that breathes fire

[eager cliff]

oh damn we get caves

[plain bough]

we're gonna shit our pants again

and people here needs more money for the extra warbond next week lol

[sharp gorge]

FOR KARL

[eager cliff]

we are because

think about it

no strategems

if u die in the cave who will reinforce you

or drop stuff

[plain bough]

https://blog.playstation.com/2025/08/26/helldivers-2-into-the-unjust-launches-september-2/

[eager cliff]

[plain bough]

alot of info in here

[sharp gorge]

Obtain skill
Don't die

Are you not Super Earth's best?

[plain bough]

Killzone passive but with extra throwing range

[eager cliff]

ooh the ar looks lit

[plain bough]

gonna play a match

[eager cliff]

im coming too

[rancid ibex]

Does anyone want to farm sc with me? I need a few more

[plain bough]

It's started lol

[eager cliff]

yeah we had 95k before the update like 30 mins ago

now we are at 135 k already

[earnest stag]

Nice uhhhh Ak

[sharp gorge]

Don't let em lie to you about AR-3

[spice sun]

Damn that shotgun damage. Also at this point they need to give the Peacemaker like 12 mags on backup when we now have the SOCOM, verdict and warrant

[plain bough]

apparently this fires incendiary ammo

[spice sun]

I'm so happy to be absolutely, unbelievably wrong. Someone execute me for lack of faith.

BTW new armour passive is reduced damage from acid, fire, arc and gas + increased throw range.
So for the people who love acclimated you'll have a heavy version

[sacred tapir]

the new rifle's stats are... eh if you ask me

ah yes liberator BUT MEDIUM PEN (and it has less ammo per mag and no attachments lol)

[vague lake]

TWO CAKES YIPPE

[median trellis]

fucking flying bile titans

[plain bough]

AR and Smg pretty alright yeh

now to farm for the pistol and shotgun

[eager cliff]

Halo 6 looking good

[median trellis]

how are the crossover weapons so far

[eager cliff]

they are good imo , they have good damage at least

the AR is nice af

[eager cliff]

but its the halo gun sir

infinite drip

[median trellis]

hold on does the fucking screen show you the direction of enemys

[eager cliff]

i dont think so i think it shows where the objectives are

the main ones

[median trellis]

[sacred tapir]

smg is peak

i quite like this one i pried off a corpse

[eager cliff]

Anyway we get big update soon

i am about to helldive all over

[plain bough]

it also points north

[sacred tapir]

just had some random russian dude shoot me

at extract

i had done NOTHING prior

he joined near the end and just shot me

needless to say he was shot and kicked after

[median trellis]

avg rando russian gamer experience

[rancid ibex]

I UNLOCKED THE WRONG WARBOND AAAAAAAAA

I WASTED 1k SC

WHY TF DID I SLIP SO BAD GODDAMNIT

[sacred tapir]

fuck that guy in particular

like bro he made my death count 5, i already died like 2 times to chest injuries bro

(i swear theyre more common now)

[rancid ibex]

It's because I'm weird and thought I could play around, I was like "imma get this warbond instead hehehe, oh wait nah" and suddenly when I was holding the Force of Law warbond for confirmation, my point finger accidentally pressed the mouse twice and quickly purchased that warbond

[eager cliff]

there is a small chance if you message AH support they might give your SC back

i saw it happen before

[median trellis]

[median trellis]

god this remix of the halo theme fucks

[eager cliff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j09fw-_Hzf4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6EHkAvFKec

I love how the Remastered fucks even more

[rancid ibex]

Do I still have to make an account on their site or is my email through

I'm not sure what to do

[eager cliff]

no clue

[rancid ibex]

Damn there's no way I can delete my own account there myself. Fuck me I gotta stop being weird and shit

[graceful compass]

Man

That AR seems kinda nice

I see people complaining about the sidearm not having quite enough damage though

[eager cliff]

yeah but ingame the pistol was only good on headshots

bodyshots even grunts took 5-6 bullets

the pistol IS NOT THE MAGNUM from CE

ppl forget that

[plain bough]

yeah models completely different

[graceful compass]

Yes but it can’t one shot devestators

It’s needs like 10 more dmg

[plain bough]

Alright, unlocked the shotgun, time to use it

[loud bison]

pelican and flesh mobs still clip through ground

stingray wiped out a group of newbies on difficulty 1

[graceful compass]

Wonder how many pellets the halo shotty has

[plain bough]

8, since its an 8 gauge shotgun

[graceful compass]

Is that like

True or just “how it should be”

[plain bough]

counted it myself too

[graceful compass]

Oh that’s awesome

Means it maintains way more damage from falloff

[eager cliff]

anyone wanna dive

doesnt matter what as long as diff 10

[graceful compass]

I would love to

If only

[eager cliff]

Someone has to restock the packs of beer man , oorah america

[graceful compass]

Biggest flashbang was you telling me you only have 6 packs

I gotta show you what the one alcohol corner looks like

We temporarily had the wine by the baby food once

[eager cliff]

[eager cliff]

For depressed moms

Good call

Marketing 100

[plain bough]

200K helldivers online atm

I expected quite a bit from Xbox players, but not that much

[loud bison]

back to the SC grind

[hasty sandal]

@sacred tapir ey you happy now? you got you silly spear gun

big fucking metal spike

[spice sun]

As in the MA5C? Seems pretty good, 33% more damage than lib penetrator and med pen. The trade off seems to be less ammo and no sights. Good AR for bugs where you don't need precision

[plain bough]

shotgun got real good knockback as well

reloads quick

pretty good shotgun

[narrow trout]

is halo warbond peam?

[plain bough]

so far so good with the weapons

[narrow trout]

[eager cliff]

you actually dont need sights

cause it

[rancid ibex]

Why is everyone glowing

[eager cliff]

in your HUD

[plain bough]

everyone is glowing for me too lol

[rancid ibex]

Bruh

One of my team said it's a bug that happened but not supposed to because it's for the next update

SO I guess the glow is for when we enter caves and shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi8VsvnkoE

[narrow trout]

deep rock

[rancid ibex]

Bruh the bg music is so lame ngl they should make new tracks 😭

[sharp gorge]

p!repost

[austere lodge]

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[narrow trout]

LET ME IN

[rancid ibex]

Silence

[sharp gorge]

No

[narrow trout]

wait where the 2nd warbond

[rancid ibex]

https://youtu.be/wGAdRLbQkC4?

Better

[plain bough]

next week thursday

[narrow trout]

[plain bough]

the armor on the left kinda looks like Dunes sardaukar armor

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/asdfmovie-i-have-already-seen-it-seen-i-saw-it-before-saw-it-gif-11551572903017790010

[eager cliff]

100%

helldivers 1 had 3 soundtracks for 3 tiers of difficultyh

Cyborgs BGM pls

[rancid ibex]

I wish there was a mod for that

Imports the 1st game's ost for factions based on difficulty and playsthem instead

That would be so fucking cool

[loud bison]

whatever this bug is

[eager cliff]

ADVANCED RECON ARMOR

[narrow trout]

MY FELLOW HELLJUMPERS

WHO WISHES TO DIVE

I NEED MEDALS

AND SAMPLES

[sharp gorge]

Also Birb:

[narrow trout]

FOR NOW

[celest ledge]

hell typo

[plain bough]

terminids got into the writing room

[eager cliff]

i am from GUN and i say fuck the Terminds

[rancid ibex]

I am from Sanghelios and I say fuck the Terminids

[narrow trout]

Im from reach and i say i fuck the sangheli-

🛏️

[rancid ibex]

There are two types of fuck

Which one are you

[plain bough]

duck

[narrow trout]

i ask again

who will dive

[celest ledge]

what kind of awesome is this

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-helldivers-hop-on-helldivers2-hop-on-helldivers-2-helldivers-helldivers-2-gif-9876067392503687649

[shy schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1065713145517191212/1409960566105178255/uncapped_MedalTVHELLDIVERS220250826120022.mp4?ex=68af479a&is=68adf61a&hm=9fed87420bdfc2446e839afd9a44e84b50e4a4b4e5b166bfb3c247157a993464&

[slim coral]

SUPER KALASHNIKOV

[plain bough]

incendiary kalash

[graceful compass]

ak 12?

nah we got

super ak 1200

i know he said incendiary

but them shits looked like they were blowing up

[graceful compass]

god damn man

[plain bough]

heard that the only reason its this size is cause a couple files are duplicated lol

[graceful compass]

it doesnt NEED to be this large man

shits like 30 odd gb on console

[graceful compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021555363939622933/1409958828430069883/gone.mp4?ex=68af45fc&is=68adf47c&hm=be0c11422d7e024000196458b3e21826d3699cf5731b702b7f17cb3817ed10a7&

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/namztaes-sad-window-rain-gif-23232396

[graceful compass]

i go to buy super credits and when i do the purchase confirmation through paypal my monitor disconnects and wont reconnect and then my fucking ps5 turns on randomly? i had to shut everything off

game also sitting on a black screen before the intro cinematic plays for a long ass time

[eager cliff]

lol shit is sentient

it feels the XBOX content presence

[graceful compass]

if only the odst armor gave a faster aim strafe speed too

[eager cliff]

ngl i dig the fucking hipfire

it looks so good in 1st person

[graceful compass]

i need the BFA dude to make the fem models for these NOW

vanilla fem divers are built like fucking freight trains and not ina good way

[eager cliff]

yeah they ahve broad shoulders

[graceful compass]

i love that this stuff has the hd skull on it

[eager cliff]

i am xboxing so hard

i feel the recon armor should have been light

cant wait for MJOLNIIR MK IV as heavy armor

[graceful compass]

yeah

[dire igloo]

i must farm super credits

[graceful compass]

this was a blunder

i also dont understand why they dont make more armors with kinda random values

like 75 armor

recon coulda been a 75

also

my game just crashed

so wtf

[dire igloo]

I love sc farming yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/545732765996285967/1385653304742248648/ssstwitter.com_1750435868392.gif

+40 super credits in 20 minutes

no super credits

4 fucking DOOOOOOOOOOOORS

FOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR

FOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING 2 MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

im done

and cant even get SC farmers in my games that understand what to do and what to take cause the games on xbox so im with lvl 0 players

[graceful compass]

warp pack

or mech glitch

thumbup

[light nymph]

I managed to earn 1k SC in like 3min, all I had to do was give my steam wallet 10Eur

[graceful compass]

👍

[light nymph]

[graceful compass]

i also SC farmed irl

[light nymph]

I didn't, I'm unemployed

I get money for nothing

[graceful compass]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/730992746663510089/1130764337129193593/imageedit_12_7898535784.gif

[light nymph]

I get paid for "looking" for a job

[narrow trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1281671714425802973/this_is_glorpshit_caption.gif

[light nymph]

the benefits of living in a EU country

[red jetty]

is that first person non-ADS'd a mod or base game now?

[narrow trout]

im going to blow up the EU

[light nymph]

only for the halo rifle, the gun has no iron sights or holo's

[red jetty]

aw man

someone should make a first person mod

[light nymph]

you'd hate it

[red jetty]

why is that

[light nymph]

since the game relies on 3rd person animations and a feeling of "weight" a lot of the movement would feel slow/disjointed

[red jetty]

yeah but it'd still be cool for a run or two

I'd love to experience bot hell in first person

[graceful compass]

another crash

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-the-frog-sad-sad-face-meme-tears-gif-16441527

[light nymph]

always play aimed down sights

[red jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/slobking-king-ass-ripper-kingassripper-booty-twerk-funny-gif-11891467441781867739

[eager cliff]

my helldiver after 5th Stim ( thats why we only carry 4 )

[red jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/pokimane-thicc-fans-gif-20588518

[narrow trout]

i know that ass from anywhere

[light nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/gorgeous-freeman-gif-21602726

[narrow trout]

https://tenor.com/view/gorgeous-freeman-gif-14626711066558968131

[plain bough]

gorgeous freeman

[eager cliff]

join us u nice

[narrow trout]

steam down

[eager cliff]

oohhh thats why

[narrow trout]

me nice?

[eager cliff]

surely

they doing the maintenence

[light nymph]

what's your Helldivers ID?

[narrow trout]

hold

-# tf

[light nymph]

[narrow trout]

guess im playin eso according to discord

[eager cliff]

i just realised this is the ARC Troopers helmet from Clone Wars

https://tenor.com/view/fives-clone-wars-battlefront2-star-wars-clone-trooper-gif-27676431

[light nymph]

[narrow trout]

steam down idot

[eager cliff]

bring it up lol

[light nymph]

[narrow trout]

tf you mean bring it up

oh

it up now

[narrow trout]

.

[light nymph]

just join iedy if steam is up

don't got time for your digits

[narrow trout]

steam removed like

a few of my friends recently

lafe sound i think hannya

iedy as well

[narrow trout]

wouldnt work anyway

[light nymph]

get friend invited nerd

[narrow trout]

guh

[dire igloo]

dont jot

[graceful compass]

me neither

[red jetty]

steam just came back online

[graceful compass]

man helldivers taking long as shit to boot

[red jetty]

300k people trying to log on at once

[muted seal]

https://youtu.be/qQV6guvFmM0

Remember this?

Pepperidge farm remembers

[plain bough]

will smith with no voice acting

[muted seal]

130 million of the 140 budget went to will and they literally couldn't even get him to voice the character

Even when his character does talk it's not him

[plain bough]

worst way to budget a video game lol

actually spending all the money on blackjack, cocaine and hookers is worse

[muted seal]

The best part is the random musical section

I thought it was a fucking meme

Like, I thought dunkey edited it in from a different game.

[graceful compass]

the supressed smg has a muzzle flash

[eager cliff]

There is a bit of Tarkov in my Helldivers

[narrow trout]

@light nymph connection?

[light nymph]

umm

mine is fine

[dire igloo]

I went in

[narrow trout]

im not in your game anymore

[dire igloo]

I saw the war walker thing

On automatons

Fucking retard enemy

[narrow trout]

mf game kickerd me out

[graceful compass]

game server stability in shambles rn

[narrow trout]

[dire igloo]

Just throws a bunch of shit at you

[graceful compass]

i keep getting kicked so do friends

[light nymph]

[narrow trout]

I CANT SOLO A HELLDIVE MISSION

[narrow trout]

once again i am alone

[eager cliff]

servers are a bit fucky yeah

but we are also 300k +

glory to xbox divers

maybe now we can finish those MOs

[graceful compass]

[narrow trout]

[sharp gorge]

[narrow trout]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-skeleton-gif-25954239

[sharp gorge]

Fuck you, I have a job

[narrow trout]

Fuck you, 12am in america

[sharp gorge]

Go to bed then, dipstick

[narrow trout]

no

not tire

[rancid ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/man-i'm-tired-tired-cat-tire-caption-meme-gif-6427457483111934614

[cunning escarp]

called it. The xbox divers are making peak edits about the game being cinematic

On lvl 3 dives

[sacred tapir]

its literally level 3 dawg

also how you gonna die to jetpack troopers

come on man

[sharp gorge]

Halo enjoyers when they see a fuckass advanced species invading

[earnest stag]

[dire igloo]

Need to farm 1.2k sc later today

Suicide

[sacred tapir]

at that point just give arrowhead 5 dollars lmao

i wouldnt want to farm 1.2k

(i say even though i farmed 2k)

[dire igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/no-i-dont-think-i-will-captain-america-old-capt-gif-17162888

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/paulie-sopranos-gif-15303283

[eager cliff]

[scarlet edge]

I farmed 1.1k, expecting its enough for the halo warbond

[dire igloo]

Consider this

I want 3 other warbonds

So thats 4.5k sc i need

And the sc farmers have diluted matchmaking from well

There being new xbox players

So you wont get people that know how to sc farm and have shit to go around the map fast

You are gonna get double minefield medium machine gun heavy armor wearing fellas who just installed the game

[eager cliff]

1.5k

[sharp gorge]

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/kcd2-handshake-kcd-gif-3200414740040699166

[potent leaf]

https://x.com/Obsidian/status/1960435743178072449

Obsidian (@Obsidian)

Freedom. Peace. DEMOCRACY.

Congratulations to @ArrowheadGS on the Xbox launch of @helldivers2!

X · Aug 26, 2025, 8:14 PM

@narrow trout

[plain bough]

If anyone needs a farm, I'll do it again on the weekend

[steady zinc]

What is up with bots being so cancer to fight against on high level? My whole squad keeps getting juggled by the walker grenade spam.

[eager cliff]

Apparently the ODST Armor does exactly what it says, it prevents leg injuries including gibbing

So yeah if u die your legs will stay intact lmfao

[dire igloo]

I think any movement tool that isnt car is currently really good on bots

Laser cannon, grenade launcher or railgun are all rlly good against bots

Saw a dude kill the big walker bitch yesterday with grenade launcher

But yea you cant sit still anymore and kill shit cus of big walkers

Which means my resupply backpack is useless now

[rancid ibex]

SO I sent a request to support about my mistaken super credits being spent into the wrong warbond and this is their reply

Fuckass used chatgpt or smth i am NOT talking about warbond tokens

[sacred tapir]

you can fym

you can just sit on a rock and shoot the crotch of the strider with the RR

or something

also laser cannon is still mid imo, sure it can be good, i just dont care to hold a laser on something when i can just click it a few times with autocannon

[sharp gorge]

Yeah you gotta take out War Striders before they start on their bullshit

[steady zinc]

None of my teammates have Thermite Grenades

[sharp gorge]

Gonna have to carry EAT or Recoilless and shoot their hip joints

[sacred tapir]

with eat or RR i just aim for the dick

literally

1 shots

hip works too

just aim for the waist

[rancid ibex]

The civvies got stuck

[plain bough]

Had the same, tossed a grenade, got branded traitor, 1 second later an extremely accurate 380mm landed on my head

[eager cliff]

yeah i got traitor'd 3 times yesterday

maybe i shouldnt bring only napalm and gas on cities

[dire igloo]

You should also bring 380mm and 500 kg

[sacred tapir]

gas isnt an issue, its napalm

people hate napalm

gas requires you to either throw it AT a teammate, or have genuine fucking idiots as teammates

[sharp gorge]

They've always got sights on you

[plain bough]

toss 380mm beacon at enemies, artillery gracefully caress the enemies instead

[sacred tapir]

no they really made traitor bombardment TOO accurate

straight up first shot is on the head

NEVER misses

if not rarely

[plain bough]

also, when are we getting tier 6 modules lol

[eager cliff]

if i would say probably during the gloom expedition , lorewise we "upgraded" the destroyer

to take us into the gloom

if we dont get it then then we aint getting them

[sacred tapir]

you know, im not sure how i feel about this new tunnels thing

i feel its gonna highlight the weak points in the assault rifles

and then we're gonna get another "skill issue" from arrowhead or something

idk

(also the new halo rifle is dogshit)

i hate it

the smg is neat, i liked it

the suppressed modifier DOESNT EVEN FUCKING WORK

they still look at you

(and no its not a skill issue, the rifle's stats are shit)

the adjudicator only loses out on rpm

thats the only thing

otherwise its better maxxed out than the halo rifle

[eager cliff]

who cares

its the halo ar

[sacred tapir]

i do, i like the gun i want it to be useful

not just a shitter adji with 2 more rounds

[eager cliff]

it is

[sacred tapir]

barely

theres no pros to make up for the lack of a sight either

which is lame

it doesnt have a purpose, once the novelty wears off, its gonna be another sta-52

i see it coming

[plain bough]

I think the tunnels will be neat, gotta be conservative with ammo and there'll be an uptick in supply backpack usage

[sacred tapir]

i mostly feel like its gonna make ARs kinda mediocre over shotguns

idk

also that halo shotgun should be medium pen just sayin

this halo warbond has the best potential i just think it needs tweaks

the big one being suppressed weapons WORKING

thats the one that matters, i can forgive the rifle being mid, but PLEASE MAKE THE SUPPRESSOR WORK

christ

[dire igloo]

time to farm sc

got home from work
time to work my second job

+50 on the first run

https://tenor.com/view/cum-gif-20534148

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/ellipsis-bust-lord-have-mercy-gif-5606625988103215611

[dire igloo]

+80

from 10 minutes

zamn

maybe Ill be able to get to 1.5k in like a few hours

[graceful compass]

I mostly like the halo guns so far

The smg feels great to shoot

The AR is good enough but something about it feels slightly off

I haven’t unlocked the sidearm or shotgun but I have picked the shotgun up and it feels wonderful

It might honestly just be that the halo ar is a worse adjudicator

I need more of the numbers side by side but that’s what it feels like

Still cool as shit

[plain bough]

15 less damage for 2 extra bullets compared to the adjudicator

[graceful compass]

Are the total mags the same?

Iirc they are

And one has customization and the other doesn’t

It should have SOME niche

Or rather, not just be a downgrade

Shoulda given us the CE one with 60rnd atp

Or make it do 105 damage

[dire igloo]

mission

10 minutes

10 super credits

[light nymph]

0 bitches