🤖🐛🦑helldivers

[plain bough]

and statues

[hasty sandal]

make use of the thing opposite the armoury and im happy

[sacred tapir]

that too

make it something like seaf upgrades

where you can get squads

[hasty sandal]

gimme some sort of official group/fleet to join

[sacred tapir]

as an additional force/mission strategem

i want to be able to pay a fee once per operation to reserve some seaf personnel

[hasty sandal]

and each fleet have a dedicated milestone that if reached, everyone in said fleet gets a bonus or reward

[sacred tapir]

like 5-10k req to get some seaf soldiers for the operation

that will follow and support you

ofc they would need oxygen tanks and masks like the imperial guard does on planets with no atmosphere

[hasty sandal]

I love the blueberries but knowing them they'd struggle to keep up and likely get killed quickly

they have much slower running speed than us and are much less endurant

all it takes is a decent sized swarm of enemies to overwelm them

[sacred tapir]

and thats why i said upgrades

you can upgrade their stamina say with drugs

like they did with the loading crews

on that one upgrade

[hasty sandal]

oh so you want more battlehardened seafs?

[sacred tapir]

yea

[hasty sandal]

so helldivers

[sacred tapir]

yes but no

[hasty sandal]

[sacred tapir]

because theyre less trained

and no stims

and no access to better weapons

only EATs and stuff

or MGs

[hasty sandal]

[sacred tapir]

(maybe an upgrade to the seaf EAT accuracy)

because they cant hit shit with it

[hasty sandal]

what about

bringing any sentry

[sacred tapir]

or just give us the titans arrowhead

give us the titans

we want them

[hasty sandal]

also how would those drugged up seaf get to you?

[dire igloo]

Can they added cases already

Im maxed out on req slips

I want to roll some stupid idiot shit

Gold gold gold gold gold

[hasty sandal]

WHATTTTTTT

[valid hedge]

the remaining

kek

[hasty sandal]

if that’s the first one then what are the others????

drain the sea to turn it into more airstrips

[plain bough]

Scorched earth tactics, randomly rain down artillery

[latent zodiac]

cant wait for it to be a +5% cooldown reduction at the price of your entire reserve of samples

sure orbital upgrades, this 10% explosion radius that costs 80 rare samples is surely worth it

[dire igloo]

Id spend 80 super samples if it meant I get another jump on my arc gun

[latent zodiac]

FOR REAL

astounded how they haven't buffed or changed anything with the blitzer since release

nor changed how dead bodies can count as obstacles and stop an arc gun from killing anything

[dire igloo]

The arc gun is so awesome but its so ass but its so awesome

Anyways arc dmg buff armor when

[latent zodiac]

honestly, corpses should allow more jumps, like pylons

[dire igloo]

So my arc gun can deal 80 gazillion damage

[latent zodiac]

or they should just not interact with the arcs

honestly, the electric armor should modifier and buff arc weapons and strats

armor re-work when, we've been NEEDING this since launch

same with the flame armor actually

[graceful compass]

i was kinda mad when the arc resist armor did nothing useful against illums btw

[dire igloo]

You think anything in this game works properly

The devs dont care

Anyways I gained half my SC

For the next warbond I shall buy

Maybe i get it by tuesday

Hopefully

[slim coral]

You know

Despite all of the destruction on earth

The house of super waffle remains opened

[sacred tapir]

im gonna ultra compress that

[dire igloo]

Can you make it 144p

[sacred tapir]

less

i will give example

this bad

60p

still compressing btw

[sacred tapir]

made peak

its fucking goated

[narrow trout]

bro the shit be lookin like the skyrim opening at 0:17

[sacred tapir]

damn i see it

but i dont see them

BRO THEYRE GONE

ITS GREY

JUST GREY

they just mold together after like 5 seconds

[true basin]

i dive

[tired pilot]

looks like ass...

[sacred tapir]

peak

its peak

[tired pilot]

peak dogshit.

[sacred tapir]

why you sound pressed

its a shitpost dawg

[tired pilot]

i am not pressed? i am merely being honest..

[sacred tapir]

yeah its shitty

but its fucking hilarious

[true basin]

did he autocannon get nerfed?

like 4 shots to kill a jetpack split lips

[sacred tapir]

no

buffed

use flak

does more damage

since only leviathans and warp ships are higher than medium

so its just better

[true basin]

flak? you mean the airburst

[sacred tapir]

its called flak

on the autocannon its flak

on airburst its airburst

[true basin]

ah.

[sacred tapir]

me when im finally right for once

[true basin]

eh, i'm only finding it useful agasint the fleshmobs and striders

[sacred tapir]

no no, its better

takes 2 on the flying geriatrics

and 2 on stick nerds

its 2 on overseers

unless you get REALLY unlucky on the flak and it happens to 3 shot

[true basin]

2? is this implying you're hitting them in the weakspot on both shots

[sacred tapir]

no

literally to the fucking face

or chest

im currently piloting in BF5 so im not really listening

but flak AC is good

[true basin]

cause the striders (harvasters?) takes like 3-4 shots.

[sacred tapir]

oh those?

yeah thats right

i did say the overseers

but it is better on harvesters too

[true basin]

you said stick nerds, so thought you were talking on stick bug

[sacred tapir]

the flak hits the joints

[sacred tapir]

yeah i mean the ones with the big stick

[true basin]

https://tenor.com/view/stick-bug-stick-bugged-bug-dancing-bug-dancing-gif-18059923

[sacred tapir]

the overseer spear dude

[true basin]

just feels incosistent sometimes. reminds me of pre buff spear

cause jetpack dudes seem to take more than 2 shots sometimes and then not

[sacred tapir]

idk man unlucky i guess

you might be hitting them and having it burst next to them and not ON them

it happens

[red jetty]

flak AC is okay but it's best against the bug fliers

or using it as a bootleg airburst against voteless hordes

I haven't really found a go-to for squids yet

flamethrower is good but flamethrower versus zombies running at you is not good

grenade launcher is pretty good

haven't used AT rifle in a while

[graceful compass]

the primary flamethrower is so fuckin efficent against striders and meatballs

i wish it had just a bit more range

so those jetpack dickheads could get torched a little easier

[loud bison]

Stalwart

[sacred tapir]

no but its amazing on squids

better then aphet at least

if thats worth anything

but it does 2 shot overseers

and 4 shots harvesters if you get some good well placed shots

5 shots if you hit the same general area

not perfect, but better than the RR and caseoh

you just get more out of it than either of them

[loud bison]

could also run exo suits, for some reason they have been ignoring me in them

mostly ignoring

I do feel like the exo suit melee needs worked on

[sacred tapir]

i feel like we need titans, i will die on that hill

bigger than mechs

same speed, but costs 2 strat slots

and far tankier

and 2 per mission like pre buff mechs

and maybe theres 2 different versions, kinda like the ronin from titanfall 2, and like, the one with a minigun and shit

i forgor the name its been ages

i doubt it will ever happen

(we are still waiting on the chainsword, pretty sure it was in the files)

[red jetty]

Legion is the minigun one

Scorch is fire grenade one

Ronin sword

Monarch is plain rifle

Then there's a something star. Nightstar maybe

[sacred tapir]

thanks

but yeah that one

that one and the ronin

2 versions, and they would be neat in hd2

[eager cliff]

when u farm SC you need to extarct or u can just quit to ship

[spring quarry]

just quit

[spring quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/tarantino-gif-19063923

[sacred tapir]

jesus we dont need another one

[spring quarry]

[sacred tapir]

(its good tho gimme moar)

[spring quarry]

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/shy-anime-shy-cartoon-cartoon-shy-anime-reaction-gif-8001811158180873413

[valid hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/fml-jump-off-bridge-gif-14754841

[plain bough]

A pleasing sight

Unironically we're managing at pace with the MO for extracted missions

just barely tho

[dire igloo]

Brother in Christ

Isnt today the last day

For the MO

[plain bough]

48hrs more

[dire igloo]

how much are we missing

On its 2 days

[plain bough]

half for half

[dire igloo]

Wtf it might be doable

[dire igloo]

Nevermind

[plain bough]

We shall see either way, it might be that the next MO is the last one for SE

[dire igloo]

Thank fuck

Not to say its been boring but its been boring

[muted fossil]

Its been neat seeing the "impossible" mo be on track

[dire igloo]

The amounts of players on automaton planets have been increasing ever since this MO dropped

Truly a sight to behold

One would say a thousand or so helldivers have been singlehandedly holding off the automatons from reaching super earth

[muted fossil]

say the same for the people playing bugs

[dire igloo]

I joined 3 bug missions yesterday for the fun of it

It was all different squads just farming super credits

The dedication is impeccable

[muted fossil]

you can set your difficulty higher to quick play with non-farmers

[hasty sandal]

hopefully the Monday player shortage doesn't fail the MO

[sacred tapir]

well now i really dont wanna play lol

i live by orbitals

and theyre like, fuck you actually, better use eagle

[hasty sandal]

adapt

also mild take but I like it when the pelican takes a while to show up

the extraction 8/10 isnt hard

[plain bough]

I want a longer excuse just to shoot at leviathans with the AT emplacement

[hasty sandal]

fr

[sacred tapir]

fuck that, eagles are lame

they are boring

nothing special, ah yes, big bomb (doesnt one shot harvester) oh cool cluster bomb (kills helldivers nearly as much as enemies) look at that, an airstrike (its just mid)

[hasty sandal]

boohoo

[sacred tapir]

sure

we need more strategems

the current ones are stale

need more

[hasty sandal]

broken record

[dire igloo]

This was on diff 10

It had me so confused why 2 diff ppl brought car

On 1 of the random joins

[sacred tapir]

not wrong

they. are. stale.

theres no cool factor anymore, ive seen all there is to see

and most of them are underwhelming 500kg for example, should be better than it is

[heavy sinew]

I FUCKING HAAATEEEE REPELL INVASION MISSION

[dire igloo]

My friend equipped the stim pistol yesterday and used 50 stims in a blitz mission

[loud bison]

ngl, I am curious as to what will happen upon losing Super Earth

or would Joel even allow it?

[plain bough]

the show goes on, apparently

[dire igloo]

Realistically we would just colonize mars

And be sent on a cleansing MO on mars

[muted fossil]

be interesting to see if they use the HD1 strat

of "we built a new super earth, time to go again"

[dire igloo]

Or any other planet that super democracy wants to name new super planet

[heavy sinew]

chat im so cooked

[light nymph]

cook back, don't be bitch made

[heavy sinew]

The ever so humble 4 bundles of dynamite in my pocket :

https://tenor.com/view/transitions-kinemaster-black-guy-suit-tiktok-gif-25279479

[light nymph]

Termite grenade is best grenade

[heavy sinew]

I find thermite inconsistent on illuminate front

[earnest stag]

Contact

Best one

[dire igloo]

Based tnt enjoyer

[muted fossil]

pyrotech my beloved

[spring quarry]

flame impact in squids

[muted fossil]

(pyrotech is the best nade cause your squadmates tend to not run at spinning circles of fire)

[dire igloo]

The 10 citizens around the corner when they sniff the smoke from your pyrotech:

https://tenor.com/view/cloudy-with-a-chance-of-meatballs-offercial-earl-gif-25906274

[spring quarry]

[heavy sinew]

"Their lives were in our hands" -100 requisition slips sound

[muted fossil]

4 citizens is a decent enoughtrade off fr the 30 voteless

I haven't bothered to listen, but do civilians have voice lines about other civilians being dissidents if a helldver kills them?

[heavy sinew]

okay is there any point in using scorcher? since... purifier exists

[plain bough]

Just an automatic plasma AR, I prefer Purifier for the AoE

[heavy sinew]

I haven't used plasma weapons since they released, can't you just spam purifier like AR anymore?

[plain bough]

you can do that too

[muted fossil]

scorcher kicks ass for ages in being decently powered for its precision

[plain bough]

Imma need a higher capacity cell for the scorcher, but that'll most likely push it to 4 total mags

[muted fossil]

chat whats the fastest way you've found to kill fleshmobs, without dropping a hellpod on them

[graceful compass]

lots of MG bullets or like, an ultimatum shot

i bet thermites do good

[muted fossil]

1 and a half mags from the knight, delivered at 1350 rpm

[graceful compass]

oh yeah i used that once

that thing rips those fuckers

[spice sun]

Grenade launcher is quick

[plain bough]

I would like the Knight, but ain't shilling 20 buckaroos for the super citizen upgrade

[graceful compass]

i wonder if any of the breakers do well on them

i havent seen people use shotguns in fucking ages aside from the incen ones on bugs

[muted fossil]

legit the first cash I spent on the game aside from buying it and its cause I wanted the knight to check its upgrades

gotta say I am wildly in love with the p2w weapon the knight is

just need to find the energy to finish leveling it now

stats it'll have once I get the compensator

[bleak patrol]

The Knight was a very solid weapon when paired with the ballistic shield back in the day

[graceful compass]

i never ran the recoil passive with it back in the day and im sad i never did

because it was prob pretty solid even before attachments with that

the base recoil with zero mitigation is pretty fucking rough unless that something was within 10 meters and large enough to hit

and also of course never even thought to check if the weapon had burst fire

[bleak patrol]

It has auto, semi and burst

[graceful compass]

i am aware, i mean when i used it ages ago

that being said i used the shit out of the lib pen and the scorcher back then

old burst only lib pen

[bleak patrol]

I'm still mad they gave it full auto

[graceful compass]

why?

[bleak patrol]

Why yes

[plain bough]

I virtually never used the lib pen, I prefer my adjudicator even with all the recoil it had until recently with the weapon customization

[bleak patrol]

It was fine without it and I don't use full auto anyway

I rarely even use weapons that have automatic fire capabilities

I currently use Counter Sniper on bots, Incendiary Breaker on bugs and Amendment on squids

I did use the regular Liberator on squids before

[earnest stag]

just change the firing mode

easy

[bleak patrol]

Read

[earnest stag]

i was pissed when i picked up Shon´s Lib Carbine and he had burst fire on it

It killed me

[bleak patrol]

Skill issue

[earnest stag]

i cant read

It was fine and it is fine

More options = better

Also the Knight still has this insane fire rate so on full auto its empty in a second

[bleak patrol]

Which is why you shouldn't use full auto

Use burst

Or even better, use semi

[graceful compass]

critters like you are so strange to me

always advocating for things to be worse

totally different from advocating for something to be in its own niche

because we no longer have a true burst rifle

and the lib pen was that, but it was DOGSHIT so full auto was just something they slapped on it to make it feel a little bit better

i would be totally content if it did go back to burst but gained some recoil and some damage

but then its not that far off the adjudicator

oh well

we have the tenderizer as a real burst rifle as its literally meant to be like the halo BR

[muted fossil]

[muted fossil]

this doesnt make sense

[graceful compass]

you are right, it doesnt

im not the one advocating for shit to be worse

[muted fossil]

it was cool when guns had actual differences from each other, but why on earth would "I can empty the mag by holding down the button, but if they took it away and made me have to click a few times to do that, it should deal more damage"

[graceful compass]

because full auto is objectively better than burst fire

[muted fossil]

in the same vein, it having auto or not made no chances, cause you have the same damage

[muted fossil]

???

objectively all it changes is how many times you click, nothing else

[graceful compass]

you are always firing optimal fire rate if full auto

[muted fossil]

click once to mag dump vs click 3 times

thats all that option changes

[graceful compass]

in burst its down to clicking in rhythm and you lose optimal fire rate, user dependant, but you will never be able to fire perfectly max rof

[hasty sandal]

stalwart, autocannon flak

[graceful compass]

also that shit just hurts your fingers after a while

[muted fossil]

how many hits with the flak?

[graceful compass]

i keep forgetting about flak ac

[hasty sandal]

2-4

[muted fossil]

[hasty sandal]

flak has always been a beast for illuminate

[muted fossil]

knight fires so fast I'm pretty sure it's the actual fastest kill on a fleshmob I've personally done

[graceful compass]

i wonder how quick the scorcher splash kills them

[muted fossil]

I've never enjoyed using the autocannon, it always felt like it did too many things well

[graceful compass]

holy helldivers player sentence

jfc

[muted fossil]

I understand you want a 1 size fits all gun

I like having to build as a squad

[hasty sandal]

yeah thats a common opinion I see, I think it fits its role well but for many its too much of a jack of all trades

[graceful compass]

thats not at all what i am saying bro

"you dont like this clearly you like this" paracord yourself

backpack weapons should innately cover more problems as you are taking two slots

[muted fossil]

I agree, this is why they should put the armor blocking the flame from the flamethrower back on

[graceful compass]

AC is damn good but cant do shit against lots of super heavy units, basically a gold standard for versatility

[muted fossil]

since it doesnt have a backpack and gets to do that

[graceful compass]

flamethrowers garbage range isnt enough of a drawback?

as an aside i would love a backpack flamethrower with like 2-3x the range

[hasty sandal]

cant reliably kill bile titans, factory striders and leviathans

this is true

[muted fossil]

theres only one front where the range is going to hurt you more than help you

What all can't the Autocannon kill. Factory striders, Levithans and?

Bile titans you can dump into under belly. Technically you can kill factory striders with eye shots

[graceful compass]

you could kill a bile titan with a stalwart doesnt mean its effective

(iirc)

[hasty sandal]

tried this before and it took ages

would not recommend

[muted fossil]

yeah it does

the use is that you can kill the sac and stop it from spewing

in like 3 hits

Also the fact you can one shot any factory strider with a RR by simply shooting any one of its feet is hilarous

[graceful compass]

once again the solution that pleases everyone is to make more difficulties instead of shitting on people who like a decently varied aresenal

[muted fossil]

60 shots

[graceful compass]

higher difficulties with new super heavy units ggez

[muted fossil]

idk I feel like thats just hoping and praying that what happened in the past doesnt happen again

[graceful compass]

"waaah i cant play highest diff game to hard"?

[muted fossil]

yes exactly

we had 9 difficulties that anyone could pick their comfort zone and play in

[graceful compass]

i just did solo flag plant dif 10 automaton. i think we need a difficulty that average joe cant solo

[muted fossil]

we are in big agree there

we also had that for a while

[graceful compass]

the game also didnt feel that great to play in general during that time imo

its a weird balance that needs to be struck

[muted fossil]

the issue we're always going to have regarding the balance, no matter how you look at improving it now, is that the average joe expects to be able to play on highest cause thats what they got given to them already

[muted fossil]

unironically, the most fun I've had in this game was during the time when you had to build the loadout across the whole squad to do well

[graceful compass]

ill admit when those missions worked they were fuckin awesome

[muted fossil]

the game is still fun and far from ruined, but I enjoyed the period of time where it was a true focus on the whole squad building together

[graceful compass]

malevelon creek where we refused to use railgun and shield lol

[graceful compass]

i just want what we have now, plus a few extra difficulties that force that

[muted fossil]

like I used to run stun nades and stalwart, and pyrson would run AT to knock out the heavies I locked down

now my stun nades are worthless to me, because its just more effective to run a damage nade to solo clear bases with

[graceful compass]

i wish smoke was better

[muted fossil]

yeah its the only grenade I've never properly been able to use

[graceful compass]

eagle smoke

floating carcass in the river stratagem

[graceful compass]

that gun fell off so fucking hard lmfao

[muted fossil]

no wait

I'm redoing my math

[graceful compass]

imma go test it in a diff 2 mission rq

[muted fossil]

scorcher deals 100 impact and 100 explosion

[graceful compass]

doesnt it have full auto or some shit

[muted fossil]

bruh I bet its like 40 shots or so

try blow its legs out

[graceful compass]

ill try shooting it in different places

i havent used this thing in AGES

7 total mags with siege ready

[muted fossil]

siege ready my one true love

lmao you can stun lock the flesh mob with the halt if you shot it before it gets enraged

[graceful compass]

this thing is fun full atuo lol

[muted fossil]

always loved the scorcher

but bounced off it a bit when the enemies got more and more cqc focused

too many self-kills

apparently people say the scorcher and purifier are good at killing the fleshies

[graceful compass]

i figured the purif would be

apparently that thing is good at everything

dont like charge weapons tho

[muted fossil]

well if you tap fire them both

the scorcher deals higher damager and impact damage, while the purifier has slightly better "durable" damage but lower overall

its charge mode is where it out damages the scorcher

[graceful compass]

this thing fucking rips them

AND is really good for everything else too

ammo hog though

supply pack weapon for sure

[muted fossil]

the scorcher has been so good for ages

just we have so many other choices now that are newer, we forget it

Like the swag of the lever action for example

[graceful compass]

its like barely more than a mag for a kill

depends on where you shoot

lower is better

[muted fossil]

fleshmobs have 4 different "parts" but if you dump into the leg you basically keep hurting their main hp pool instead of dividing it up

[graceful compass]

oh good to know

[muted fossil]

like how if you break a part of the leviathan, you can keep dumping into those exposed parts to kill it without interacting with the other 13 hitboxes

[graceful compass]

specifically the leg or like is the crotch good too

[muted fossil]

crotch you'll blow off the heads and then dump into main body as well

so it works just as well

but if its moving a lot you might hit arms

[graceful compass]

do i get 5% cd upgrade or extra bombs

im leaning towards cd

[plain bough]

cd

[muted fossil]

the cd is huge

also those upgrades that are like "calldown starts instantly"

noticable difference in arrival times when you play with people who dont have them

[graceful compass]

yeah those ones are good

[muted fossil]

I'm already out chucking nades at the brain scorcher while they're waiting for their packs to land

[graceful compass]

i have everything lvl 3 at least

and like 2 things lvl 4

but i wanted that CD one

the scorcher with an mg and supply pack i think is an insane loadout

dunno if hmg or lmg

[muted fossil]

depends on the front

bots, take the hmg

squids, mg-43

but a lot of what the mg and hmg do for you will be covered by the scorchers ability to medium pen and explosive damage

[graceful compass]

exactly

[muted fossil]

take eats tbh

[graceful compass]

real

eat or commando tho

[muted fossil]

eats are the one size fits all answer with their fast cooldown

call it in when you hit the ground, and from then on you can call one in each time you have a new target to smack

xD

[graceful compass]

always loved EAT

ultimatum scorcher and pyrotechs/thermites

maybe, just maybe this shit is too versatile

literal only drawback is ammo

[graceful compass]

god arrowhead give me the hd1 apc

[narrow trout]

i think

i miss my monster girls

Iedy bring them back

[graceful compass]

mfw theres women in my game (ew, stinky)

[muted fossil]

return of the "devs went woke" subgenre of hd2 videos

"What do you mean theres women in my game about commiting space warcrimes? Don't you know that on a biological level, women are weaker than men and would never serve as front line soliders, nevermind as part of an elite unit like our helldivers that got a whole 5 minutes of extra training"

[graceful compass]

every once in a while they would point out some dogshit but in the last couple years they have just genuinely been trying to shit on everything

i am all for pointing out mediocre or bad games with a weird targeted agenda, but like man. theres a level of cognitive dissonace within the people that do it

[muted fossil]

we got a ton of hate

over the sleeveless armors

and no skin colour choice

[graceful compass]

i FORGOT

LMFAO

[plain bough]

No hate will bring down the supreme might of managed democracy

[graceful compass]

admittedly, being able to change the skin color would be nice

but its not something to be outraged about

[muted fossil]

dies
respawns with white skin
neat
dies
respawns with black skin
WHAT THE FUCK DEVS

[graceful compass]

grr game is woke i will be leaving bad and inflammatory comments on everything i can now

[muted fossil]

I truly wonder what its like to live a life where your problems are so minor that the skin of your meatshield in a game that is a satire about facism is the end of the world for you

like you must have a life that doesnt have any real problems if this is where you draw the line

[graceful compass]

many such cases with equally trivial complaints

cant wait for someone to post an image of a rainbow after rain stopped in game

https://media.tenor.com/F7hviGTMsTcAAAAM/mercy-overwatch.gif

comment section be like

[heavy sinew]

I was wondering why tf leviathan shots did nothing more than scratch the paint job on my mech then I looked up...

[graceful compass]

those jetpack assholes do that sometimes

flying 100m in the air peppering you

[plain bough]

You're still getting oneshot if you get hit by a leviathan

[muted fossil]

nuh uh, if you're lucky its 3 shot

one for each arm and then the killblow

xD

[heavy sinew]

And best moment is when you want to use auto cannon on him and then he Flies down at your face in like 0.3 seconds making you kill yourself with your weapon

Well thats alot of elevated overseers

[muted fossil]

wasp go brr

[light nymph]

The boob armor... 🙄

[earnest stag]

This "saving super earth op" straight went into a gooning op

[pale hollow]

My one pet peeve with almost all Helldivers art is the lack shaved heads, as seems to be regulation for a significant portion of enlisted in the Helldivers universe.

But then again, people have a harder time gooning for shiny shaved heads

[earnest stag]

Even the Intro Guy got shaved

[graceful compass]

bald women can be hot we just arent good at making hot bald women

[pale hollow]

At least it isn't one of those where each boob has its own contour, those are always so fucking stupid.

[graceful compass]

i mean thats not an entirely unreasonable armor shape

in the picture

[graceful compass]

THAT one is the bad one

these are good at making bullets go away

[steady zinc]

What is it that we are saving exactly?

The planet or the people?

[earnest stag]

The planet

People are replacable

[steady zinc]

"She is not replaceable to me!"

[earnest stag]

https://tenor.com/view/killed-em-hold-this-stabbed-gif-14017151

[dire igloo]

just use stalwart and mag dump its body with half the mag and kill it

i love stalwart

[earnest stag]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-democracy-gif-4447175641178234057

[heavy sinew]

he's not intro guy, he's John Helldiver

[heavy sinew]

I wish we could stick the flag in ground and then use pistol while still holding onto it

[full frigate]

Do you guys think warhammer will ever collab with helldivers

[narrow trout]

with how games workshop is?

probably not

[valid hedge]

bruh wdym

[eager cliff]

i think the devs drew a line at like halo ODST type of armor

[valid hedge]

they literally did magic the gathering crossover

[valid hedge]

it was also guardsmen

[eager cliff]

so no space marine power armor thingie

[narrow trout]

im just sayin

they be bitches sometimes

[plain bough]

I could've swore there was some 40K collab with Rust somewhere as well

just recently

[dire igloo]

sadly

he is right

[plain bough]

I'm sure if even baboon central can get a collab, we can get one for helldivers

[dire igloo]

cause saber wasnt let to do what they want and add warhammer shit

so they released the whole of SM2 engine or whatever the shit that lets modders mod the game wayy easier

so they can add what they want

that GW isnt letting saber add

like someone made the chaplain, a healer class, etc

[plain bough]

https://youtu.be/XT5_QBRGMCA?si=ST98Dbxd9KrQnxel

Oh no, he done it again

[dire igloo]

hes gonna get bullied

[heavy sinew]

how people be getting lvl 25 on multiple weapons already 😭

[plain bough]

https://tenor.com/view/no-life-south-park-bummer-gif-16184261

[heavy sinew]

I no lifed whole weekend only breaker and its barely lvl 21

[plain bough]

But seriously, mofo must be playing from the moment he's awake to sleep

[heavy sinew]

he's sleeping in VR on his super destroyer 🙏

[plain bough]

Guess he's just spamming blitz missions

[earnest stag]

[eager cliff]

@slim coral i joined those guys by mistake

and u cant cancel

thanks

arrowhead

[light nymph]

the devs said they would be fine with some Imperial Guard armors

[valid hedge]

give me my cadian and krieg

and a lasgun with bayonet

life good

[light nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/bayonet-warhammer40k-death-korps-of-krieg-equip-bayonet-i-make-ready-gif-26550076

[valid hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/imperial-guard-warhammer40k-astra-militarum-battle-march-march-gif-25117763

[eager cliff]

pog

[slim coral]

something I dont get is that enemies in this world can send death miles away yet Bayonet Charge is still a thing

[light nymph]

You need to take enemy positions somehow, and while a prolonged bombardment and a slow-constant push forwards is the most logical sollution, it doesn't make for good story telling.
Meanwhile, a mass assault and charging of trenches makes for good stories

[red jetty]

shock troops have worked throughout history, even with firearms

games can't really implement it cause it would be hellish to program, but a concentrated charge WILL cause severe morale shocks and surprise

I think the original red orchestra, or something along those lines, tried to make a scare system in that vein

if people on the Japanese side decided to do a bayonet charge with 5+ people it would suppress you really bad and make you inaccurate

[steady zinc]

It was really gimmicky.

[cloud sorrel]

Girls? I wanna see MEN!

[red jetty]

shock tactics don't shock much if they're expected

then it's just a shooting gallery

[red jetty]

i haven't logged on yet today, how goes the war

[unborn ibex]

Tempestus Scion armor with a Hellgun please and thank you. Bonus points with a chainsword and boltguns. Stratagem from the crossover should be a plasma cannon stratagem weapon.

I have DREAMS.

That or have the hellgun be the stratagem weapon.

Backpack powered pulse laaer.

[valid hedge]

please let me use a sword and bolt pistol

thats all i ask

so i may summary execution without second thought

[sacred tapir]

Anything about chainswords?

Those could be man sized

[light nymph]

No clue

[sacred tapir]

I mean its not like its impossible

Just get chainsaw, but sword

And iirc there was one in the files

But it might just be a devs personal project for shits and giggles

We can hope though

We got the dollar general bolter at least

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/yap-yapping-yap-yap-yap-talking-to-much-ttm-gif-17123022661056420647

[sharp kindle]

ofc only goondiving content pleases the ledy

[graceful compass]

mfw ai slop

[dire igloo]

glue trap also known as static field

[plain bough]

This gonna be real close

[plain bough]

https://youtube.com/shorts/GD5TBbN32dk?si=f_o-Z4oIEx3EPvs_

[spice sun]

How many days has it been up for?

[plain bough]

3 days now

4 day MO with 20 million extracts

[spice sun]

perfectly calculated to be super close

[plain bough]

we've been keeping pace somehow

[hasty sandal]

its over

[plain bough]

We need the 26K from bugs and 8K from automatons to join the fight for a bit

[dire igloo]

I think Im going to run the double edged sickle and fire res armor and crack stims and shoot everything some time in the future

I maxed out all the guns I wanted so I have nothing to do now

Both my lib pen and deadeye are maxed out so gg

[unborn ibex]

Helldivers two should've just done like helldivers one and forced players onto super earth.

Helldivers 2 should also be like helldivers one and ||have objectives that are beaten easily if over 50% of the player base involves themselves||

[eager cliff]

I think the MOs are also a bit too demanding , if we had 18 million extracts it would have been fine imo

but iirc they also want to use this as storytelling point, if we lose we lose if we win , we win , it seems Joel made up his scenarios based on any of the outcomes

[muted fossil]

if they do any degree of common writing practice, they've got at least 3 scenario's prepared already.

Win, Barely lost, hard lost

and tbh, while we obviously want to win, its not like the losses really do much to prevent your enjoyment of the game. When you're in the mood for it, you'll still drop in, shoot what you wanna shoot, and leave

[eager cliff]

yeah like its not like they gonna reset our accounts or shiit

we are also making dents into the illuminate fleet regardless

so we are technically winning by attrition

unless they have reinforcements , they will lose the siege of super earth

[muted fossil]

I personally think that while 20mil extracts was high, it wasn't impossible, and that they might have calculated it for a loss to keep drumming up reasons to stay on squid space

We all remember how we felt about back to back bug or bot MO's

a lot of players follow the MO and want variety

[plain bough]

How far are we at now with chipping the fleet strength

[hot plinth]

Update on the DSS

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/surprised-sorprendido-shaquille-oneal-gif-23222312

[plain bough]

300K automatons, that was fast

hopefully the bug divers peel to automaton

[eager cliff]

anyone wanna SC farm a bit?

then we can play normal or shit

[muted fossil]

I'm down

lemme get some water

[hot plinth]

finished a mission and nows at 1.6m

[slim coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/t7_uRU0q_44?si=1Yx7PCg88kEqxUJu

[graceful compass]

give laser vertical grip pls

[tawny mirage]

Doubtful, if we do something they don’t expect, they will pull some bullshit out of their ass like they did with op swift disassembly. I’m pretty sure we are slated to lose regardless. Maybe not now, but prolly in the long run

[plain bough]

Bit weird there's only flashlight vertical and angled laser

[plain bough]

Not like the flashlight is useful considering you can't see shit when you fire cause the light reflections off the barrel

[runic sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/centurion-cat-gif-15758099683439223679

[eager cliff]

I am about to helldiver all over SEAF

[runic sentinel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1142931819776442548/1186733876475867256/caption-4.gif

[plain bough]

Iedy has reached critical gooning levels for seaf

[graceful compass]

the light is ass but i love the laser

[plain bough]

angled laser for my dominator, just because I want a fancy laser pointer

[graceful compass]

its nice on guns where recoil doesnt matter

[plain bough]

Doesn't matter much for the dominator surprisingly enough

100 recoil but the higher ergonomics help with controlling it

better than trying to bump it to 50 with the vertical grip

[graceful compass]

they should let the reprimand be one handed imo

[graceful compass]

yeah its like vert grip eruptor, doesnt matter

why does the fuckin scorcher have one less mag than the purifier

pls give scorcher more ammo

[plain bough]

good democracy please give the blitzer some unique attachments

[graceful compass]

faster pump

pls

i forgot about that weapon

[eager cliff]

i am about to pump faster

[eager cliff]

the shotgun

[plain bough]

remove the cock pump

[eager cliff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/696097187980902420/1071292876178337922/dying.gif

[earnest stag]

https://tenor.com/view/killed-em-hold-this-stabbed-gif-14017151

[valid hedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205044169647591474/1376583998628696205/501038562_122226655340214448_7527298126899627022_n.png?ex=6835db40&is=683489c0&hm=b615b25cd6b504b4b2a47cfbf663c6b5d96bd04258391f948c9f4e64e6b1733e&

[runic sentinel]

i fucking love the the cluster

[eager cliff]

bigest lie since Trump will stop Putin

[valid hedge]

Can't friendly fire if I'm never around my teammates

drives away

[steady zinc]

Can't be friendly fire if they aren't my friends.

[dire igloo]

[eager cliff]

What if the Illuminate actually wanted to save super earth from us

[runic sentinel]

0

WE GOT 0

AHAHAHHA

[eager cliff]

[runic sentinel]

[eager cliff]

im surprised u didnt get orbitald cause if u kill 6 or ore civvies in succesion you get instantly blasted as a traitro

[steady zinc]

Imagine you could get broke by doing a mission.

[valid hedge]

super taxes

[graceful compass]

@eager cliff are you perhaps diving

[eager cliff]

sure

[graceful compass]

where, mayhaps, are you diving

[eager cliff]

do not care

we can do SE , we can go bots

[graceful compass]

i meant what vc

[eager cliff]

ah go tark chat

[eager cliff]

two more for diving if u guys want

with me and thee

[tawny mirage]

i raise you hellbomb

[sacred tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-gif-9980668056796018353

[plain bough]

We're probably cooked

[eager cliff]

the moment the bot MO got released

[valid hedge]

i hate AH for it

[plain bough]

Illuminate mind control

[valid hedge]

got to have the johnny test reference

[eager cliff]

@runic sentinel @graceful compass

[runic sentinel]

[graceful compass]

on one hand its sorta lame and on the other its exactly what a dungeon master would do in a DND campaign, and thats effectively what joel does

[valid hedge]

except you can't tell your fellow idiots in your group no thats a fucking bad idea stick with the plan moron

[spring quarry]

what's the meme with china divers?

[valid hedge]

they wake up as the reinforcements

[hasty sandal]

we're gonna loose the MO by 2% and will say like "the helldivers fought persistently but got their assess handed to them undoubtably"

[graceful compass]

well they do, and the idiots dont listen

so par for the course

[sacred tapir]

female reach marine at home

[eager cliff]

[runic sentinel]

Xi ji ping please save us

[eager cliff]

nah only 40k on super earth

[dire igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-doom-eternal-doomguy-doom-slayer-doom-guy-shotgun-gif-27413588

I AM GOING THE FUCK INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

I WILL SAVE SUPER EARTH

goodbye chat

[dire igloo]

ive never seen so many people get killed by the stingray at the end

on diff 5

granted one of the randoms is lvl 15

[plain bough]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-rogue-one-krennic-this-c-lose-gif-10935154

[eager cliff]

o7

[plain bough]

joel got us with that automaton mo

[eager cliff]

[eager cliff]

amror passive

[plain bough]

It's totally good now

[eager cliff]

instantly S tier

yooooo

[plain bough]

Time to wear my fancy ass armor

Got that drip and perk

[eager cliff]

so now the viper commando one is shit

anyway goo dshit

imma buy this next warbond then

[dire igloo]

I got this

[dire igloo]

WAIT ITS PEAK

[dire igloo]

10 extracts completed

its all up to the other humans now

if we fail I did my part in the last 2 hours

[dire igloo]

13 minutes left

we not doing this shit divers

we not doing this fucking shit

did 16 extracts before the MO expired today

[dire igloo]

super earth has been failed

MO is over

[plain bough]

Now we need the DSS cause it seems likely we're being pushed to the last mega city

[dire igloo]

can someone screenshot the message from super earth

the one we got from failing the M

MO

cus mine bugged and I didnt get to see it

[earnest stag]

I wanna see it too

[plain bough]

Suffered a weird crash just now

[hasty sandal]

???????

how is it going so fast

[eager cliff]

we lost the MO so now everyone that was copium on SE went to kill bots

the current MO for SE is to just hold the cities so naturally nothing interactive, ppl went for bots now to bring the DSS to SE

to help defend the cities

it does make sense

[plain bough]

Also not to mention we did 2.5 billion illuminate when they first invaded SE as well

so it's gonna go fast

Tho maybe the display is going a bit too fast, I'm sure it'll balance itself out in a bit

[hasty sandal]

oh shoot 11k on bots explains it

the pie chart makes it look like there's barely anyone

[spring quarry]

[plain bough]

Instant top tier

now for AH to revise some other older warbond passives

Polar Patriots need their own shit, and Unflinching needs an extra buff alongside it

[graceful compass]

Imo the gas and flame armor should have a small extra passive, but polar patriots is kinda already a thing

[hasty sandal]

no doubt they're working on an armour overhaul

[plain bough]

Seems like the next few updates might be interesting

[hasty sandal]

the demand for one has been high for ages, especially as weapon customization has been released

[graceful compass]

Changing armors with good passives into something different is a jump from changing armors with terrible passives into good ones

[plain bough]

make heavy armor for us good armor

no reason to take a medium with extra padding

[hasty sandal]

metal is metal

[plain bough]

Inb4 there's a CPU inbedded in it that compromise the DSS lol

[hasty sandal]

usually when something bites us in the butt its foreshadowed prior

[light nymph]

p!who

[austere lodge]

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[eager cliff]

Super Fumble

[plain bough]

anyway, the ceremony armor is good now

lib carbine reloads are stupidly fast lol

[plain bough]

https://youtube.com/shorts/dg7RJM4Kvn0?si=kXNmlMHAA5Pvwljy

[graceful compass]

Isn’t it the same reload speed as siege ready

[plain bough]

yeh

[graceful compass]

Bug where you input stratagem too fast and it doesn’t work

Gg

[plain bough]

I was wandering if my game glitched out, guess thats an issue to be rectified

[dire igloo]

With the armor buffs I hope more of the shit armors get buffed as well and that some of the ass guns get a little boost too

Theres too much in this game thats just weak

For example

Gas drone

I was sitting here watching this guys drone just blast a fucking voteless for 30 seconds with gas before it died

On difficulty 5

[graceful compass]

Just give us flamethrower drone atp

[dire igloo]

Its just so fucking bad

With mines at least its a huge area of effect and a slow

Gas drone is just like having a fly go around you irl

And then you try hitting it you slip out your chair, face plant and die, like some final destination shit

[graceful compass]

I actually kinda like gas grenades

Them having destruction force saves them from being too niche

But throwing them into a shit ton of meatballs and watching them swing on each other is great

[runic sentinel]

yeah you gas them and then you flame them

holy geneve convension batman

[eager cliff]

anyone wants to dive?

sc farm , super earth , bots whatever

[latent zodiac]

a step in the right direction
i still dont think its as good as siege ready or medic armor, but its not nearly as bad as it was before

[eager cliff]

it is better + i think it works with the melee weapons

so at least there is that

if u rly wanna go melee meme build you can at least do damage

the reload on primary seems to be goated on shotguns

apparently you load the rounds crazy fast

[graceful compass]

I thought it wasn’t any different than siege ready

[latent zodiac]

siege ready also gives you 30% reload speed, but 20% extra ammo to all magazine fed weapons

the 50% melee damage is good, but peak physique increases it by 100%
if the peak physique weapon handling was buffed, then it would be better

i think the not-great armor passives now are the ones that are just a damage resistance to one specific thing

[eager cliff]

damn that shit is rly good

[latent zodiac]

yeah, siege ready is goated

[eager cliff]

also looks cool

it reminds me of monolith armor

p!monolith

[austere lodge]

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[runic sentinel]

@eager cliff @graceful compass we are diving alright

[graceful compass]

Work

Also shitty stratagem bug prob won’t be fun anyway

[eager cliff]

what strat bug

[earnest stag]

♻️

[latent zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/anomalocaris-i've-had-it-with-you-i've-fucking-had-it-with-you-shadow-b-anomalocaris-attack-gif-8269755371708078376

[graceful compass]

Input too fast and it just doesn’t go through

[earnest stag]

https://tenor.com/view/killed-em-hold-this-stabbed-gif-14017151

[eager cliff]

oh yeah i saw that one

i thoguht it was for a while

[spice sun]

being punished for muscle memory

[bleak patrol]

Gas drone isn't really an offensive option, but more of a support option

If you want an offensive drone just use the basic one

Liberator drone is pretty good on squids

[dire igloo]

even as a defensive option man

it just sucks cus theres 2 other defensive stratagems

that do the same damage and do it better

[bleak patrol]

I rarely use gas anyway

I prefer fire

It's more pleasing to the eye

Anyway I've seen that the MO is on bots now so I can dive where I like

[plain bough]

I like my gas drone with flamethrower

[sacred tapir]

i just noticed they made it so we cant be traitors for civvies kicking a landmine

lmaooo

damn these civilians are stupid as rocks sometimes

[narrow trout]

https://fixvx.com/basedbinkie/status/1927363079496446041 share the full comic coward

BasedBinkie (@basedbinkie)

Helldiver Homecoming

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 27, 2025, 1:55 PM

[eager cliff]

[steady zinc]

This artist has some sort of a fetish content linked to eyes doesn't he?

[narrow trout]

[sharp kindle]

Surprisingly he doesn't he does however likes making cute character and making them suffer

[steady zinc]

His fetish is despair, can't really show that too well without using the eyes show light of hope die within them.

[red jetty]

artists who draw cute characters only to show them pain deserve the rope

[hasty sandal]

[echo verge]

better

[narrow trout]

Not always in pain

We got lore in this bitch

[sharp kindle]

Painful lore

[narrow trout]

Binkie had created such an interesting world and i need more

[sharp kindle]

More lord tomata content

[median trellis]

https://fixvx.com/Ony01Planarcor/status/1927397452488876216

OnyØ1 (@Ony01Planarcor)

Tactical wife incoming!

QRT: xanran2
FOR LIBERTY AND DEMOCRACY
#Helldivers https://t.co/cRGQXoYQ9Y

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 27, 2025, 4:12 PM

good morning i shall contribute to goondivers today

[dire igloo]

Fucking gooners man

[cloud sorrel]

Girls?

I want to see men!

I want a edit of buff male SEAF soldiers while tick tock by jojj plays

[spice sun]

🙌

[graceful compass]

this guy is fuckin spitting facts

[cloud sorrel]

It’s probably there somewhere

[sharp kindle]

[loud bison]

should've dove

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-team-fortress-2-sfm-source-filmmaker-source-gif-10749623156838965712

[eager cliff]

brpp brrp brrp

-25 , -25 , -25

You must not allow our citizens to befall to harm

[narrow trout]

yeah yeah thats cool command.. anyway check out this 500kg kill

[eager cliff]

well the strategem bug is making ppl pissed off and they are not fighting for Super Earth yipeee

[runic sentinel]

I love my cluster launcher

Requisitions
-300

[red jetty]

so me not being able to hold a strategem is a bug

I thought I just did something dumb

[frosty moss]

Just gotta give it an extra second or 3 when youre punching it in

Seems like they broke it fixing the reload bug

[eager cliff]

Yeah its annoying

Muscle memory got fucked imma just wait for hotfix

[dire igloo]

approaching that 100 hour mark

[scarlet edge]

Rookie numbers

[dire igloo]

Im going to beat you to death with a constitution that I will be using as a baseball bat

[scarlet edge]

[plain bough]

Prepare to fight at the last mega city

[dire igloo]

I would liberate those cities if I didnt have to go to work

[potent leaf]

https://x.com/VEI0_deseho/status/1927429502839263370

VEI0 (@VEI0_deseho)

how it fells to difficulty 10 on helldivers 2

X · May 27, 2025, 6:19 PM

[plain bough]

diff 10 is alright

[dire igloo]

i think he has skill issue if thats how diff 10 feels

[runic sentinel]

dif 10 illuminati is easy