#🤖🐛🦑helldivers

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sacred tapir
plain bough
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Idk about that, but there's so many on the battlefield using the recoilless is a waste

hasty sandal
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most likely yes

eager cliff
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W A S P

plain bough
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Doesn't seem to handle explosive damage tho

eager cliff
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use the fucking wasp animals

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4 wasp = kill

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it also kills the plane

plain bough
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Stingray yeh

sacred tapir
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wasp angers me, it was better in its original game

hasty sandal
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fleshmob has 2000ish HP, RR does 3200

sacred tapir
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WAIT I CAN USE THE FLAK ROUNDS?

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FINALLY

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unless they dont work on the planes

plucky lion
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wasp does seem to be fairly efficient for killing the fatties

sacred tapir
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that would piss me off

hasty sandal
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the flak buff is goated

eager cliff
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Squeagle One

hasty sandal
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its super powerful now

sacred tapir
plucky lion
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im pretty sure flak will work on planes because i can kill them with medium pen

sacred tapir
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because it does less damage in a burst

plain bough
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360 degree for the decent chance of killing yourself if you fire flak too close

sacred tapir
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weirdly enough

granite nest
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any helldivers on wait?

eager cliff
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wait u can fire the wasp different?

sacred tapir
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i remember it took 2 mags to down a harvester, and 1 if you tap

sacred tapir
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4 clicks

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single

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or 1 long click

plucky lion
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i just wonder if eruptor is suicide to use now that the shrapnel cloud is no longer directed away from you

eager cliff
sacred tapir
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anyways, no its not

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unless youre stupid

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and shoot your feet

plucky lion
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NE?

sacred tapir
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North-East

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it used to pull NE

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and so you could kill thing better from the SW

hasty sandal
sacred tapir
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since the shrapnel would pull towards the thing

plucky lion
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hmm i would watch it hit enemies in front of me and pretty reliably leave a spot in the shrapnel cloud to not kill me

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it always looked like the shrapnel was aiming away from me

sacred tapir
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just luck basically

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you have the mother of all statistical anomalies in your hands

valid hedge
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who trying to dive with me and soundtrack

plucky lion
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but then the shrapnel would take the head off my teammate 30 feet behind me and it's like shrug

sacred tapir
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this is a FAT update (51% done)

sacred tapir
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i dont even have the borderline justice warbond

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havent grinded it out

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although im missing lots of warbonds tbh

valid hedge
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so?

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you wish to join?

sacred tapir
valid hedge
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ah

sacred tapir
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but im downloading on an HDD so gimme 4 years

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HDD is fine... until downloading update

plucky lion
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or starting the pc

sacred tapir
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no no, it boots off an SSD

plucky lion
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hard to go back from 15 seconds to 90 seconds hehehe...

sacred tapir
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im just running helldivers off my second HDD

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im getting an nvme soon

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almost birthday, so i can justify the money spending

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XD

plucky lion
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noice

sacred tapir
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THEY FUCKING BROKE MY SENATOR IRON SIGHTS AGAIN

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FUUUUUCK

graceful compass
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laugh at this user

spring quarry
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I still don't get it
they nerfed flamethrowers?

plucky lion
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buffed vs big enemies, maybe slightly weaker vs small enemies is what it sounds like

spring quarry
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and considering that most of the opponents are still not big... oldge

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opponents omegakekw

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google translateglorptard

plucky lion
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it works fine there

plain bough
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Well terminids are bigger on average

potent leaf
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gas gaming

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I've killed more squids than bots at this point

plain bough
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gas and fire gaming

plucky lion
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orbital gas + gas mines + orbital napalm = big numbers on screen

potent leaf
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that's how little I go for bots

potent leaf
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gas backpack
gasthrower
Gas mines
Gas strike
Gas nades

plucky lion
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now that's just plain smelly

potent leaf
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stinkin it up

sacred tapir
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squids better be scared, bout to roll up with the most stoopid ass loadouts

plain bough
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Till you get a beat down from the fleshmob

plucky lion
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fleshmob be breakdancing on our corpses

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with that many arms he's a natural at it

sacred tapir
spring quarry
potent leaf
plucky lion
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that's the problem. i cant seem to break his fuckin invincible legs

potent leaf
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very funny

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or it'l run into it's allies like a bulldozer

plucky lion
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multiple charged railgun slugs to the leg didnt even do it

sacred tapir
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boring

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and annoying imo

sacred tapir
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not too good for breaking parts

spring quarry
plucky lion
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charged railgun is supposed to be great for breaking things

sacred tapir
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its good at precision on small parts that are fragile

sacred tapir
plucky lion
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it has high damage

sacred tapir
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trust me on that

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ive been a railgun connoisseur for ages, shit cant even break a hulks arm reliably quick

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might as well just whip out caseoh cannon and peel his face off

plucky lion
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i never even considered trying to take off a hulks arm with it before

spring quarry
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did the arrowheads fix the mods?
has anyone tried it?

dire igloo
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I love how the anniversary gun gets no attachments

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its funny

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I think it wouldve been funnier if you could attach a trench grenade instead of a bayonet and hit enemies with it and kill them and yourself

plucky lion
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it makes sense. it's the original. meant to remain pure

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in two days the frankenconstitution will be available for everyone to make ugly with attachments

plain tundra
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oooo can't wait to use gas mines and have them be useful

plucky lion
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gas mines are already great on defense missions and for plugging bug breaches

plain tundra
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i just use incendiary mines

plucky lion
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just drop mines right on top of the breach. it's a bit slower than orbital but longer lasting

plain bough
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Despite what they said, I'm pretty sure fire hits harder than before

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Also, hit a Stingray fighter with my hellpod, was pretty funny

graceful compass
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have they fixed AA yet

sacred tapir
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im learning that cod zombies paid off

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that skill is coming back to me

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kiting these dumb mfs

dire igloo
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turrets are so not worth it anymore

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on illuminate

pale hollow
graceful compass
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yeah i think that folks said going to dx11 ""fixes"" the issue

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i might do that later

plain bough
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Anyone else notice that colonists on evac missions got new voicelines and movement?

dire igloo
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Im too busy blowing their head off with my vertically gripped primary weapon

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So no I did not notice

plain bough
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Ok I think for Fleshmobs, you need to shoot the faces on its body, including on the top of it for it to easily go down

valid hedge
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or just burn it

plain bough
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You can try maneuvering behind to shoot at the other faces, but too much work

dire igloo
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Like the scorcher jokerge

sacred tapir
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and faster than the body

plain bough
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I notice the pyrotechnic grenade is on the table where the service technician should be

sacred tapir
plucky lion
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or maybe just a subtle hint at the cost of the thoughtcrimes the technician was comitting

sacred tapir
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flak is literally the only mode worth using in illuminate

plain tundra
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illuminate blood is such a pretty shade of blue

valid hedge
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i hate mine users

spring quarry
true basin
spring quarry
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485 334 hours on mission KekSkew

plain tundra
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man i hate the big shambers they're needlessly bullet spongey

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though I'm thinking you could just pop all the faces and maybe that would kill them

valid hedge
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high speed MG just up and down on them

eager cliff
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yeah or get a turret if u see many and just shoot at the same time

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they usually die before they reach u or the turret

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the mg turret kills them decently

plucky lion
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the stalwart on max fire rate does a decent job

eager cliff
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wait so u are telling me we waited 1 day for the DSS orbital to unlock

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and now we have to donate for it to get it started again

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liek why cant we donate it while its on cooldwon

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kekl so retarded

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now it takes around 24h again to collect the samples to get it working

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nice

plain bough
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when it has enough it just activates once CD is finished

eager cliff
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This

plain bough
eager cliff
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kinda crazy they waited this long for this

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can also make sense why we were struggling with progress sometimes

plain bough
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Think the last time they changed was it was XP gained that handled impact

eager cliff
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some people, even myself, do 1 - 2 missions only before the game crashes or i leave or i get kicked or whatever

plain bough
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still needed to complete a full operation I believe

eager cliff
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so yeah

plain bough
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theoretically we should liberate planets faster now with this

eager cliff
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yeah technically that should be it

sacred tapir
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Killed them in like 1-2 adjudicator mags

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With some help, but that help was from a tenderizer

hasty sandal
# plain bough

this is actually so big we’re literally gonna obliterate planets now

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also helps with that period at the start of an invasion where enemy rate is linear but our rate is a bit delayed

graceful compass
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Yeah that’s nice because I skip shit like geo surveys and stuff

eager cliff
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I was going to ask , why arent the Illuminate attack the big space station above the planet

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KekSkew YES PLEASE DISABLE THE DSS BECAUSE IT WAS SO USEFUL SO FAR

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we havent even used it yet and its already damaged

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let me guess, by the time we get the sampels for the orbital barrage the DSS will be damaged so much they will send it to Super Earth

plain bough
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28hrs passed and we only made a dent in the fleet strength

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We gonna be at halfway by the time all 3 planets fall

eager cliff
potent leaf
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She dive on my hell til I democracy

hasty sandal
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illuminate dont mean nuthin' we still at libcon 3

eager cliff
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damn is the smg defender crazy?

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shit can have a drum mag

plain bough
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Till you realize you trade ergonomics and magazine for the same amount of bullets in total and less reloads

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But for a one-handed weapon, pretty good

unborn ibex
plain bough
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Shame you gotta level up extensively for the SMGs to use drum mags

plucky lion
valid hedge
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Check out the chokes on shotguns

pale hollow
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Helldivers just crashed and restarted my PC when I tried to close the game... Glad to see that some things never change.

valid hedge
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?

sacred tapir
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I didnt check them

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Thats cool

valid hedge
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also liberator is probably going to be insanely accurate

eager cliff
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Yeah it will prob be S tier

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Best gun to level up probably

plain bough
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Oh good lordy people are spamming the duplication glitch for strategems

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crashed a few times now lol

eager cliff
plain bough
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then a while back someone spammed the 380, though that didn't crash me

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But I suppose I played enough HD2 for today, earned like 500SC playing the update lol

grizzled dagger
sacred tapir
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just got a lobby with a teamkilling host

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and his friend

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why do people even do this shit, like kick me after killing me, i dont wanna play with your retarded ass

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then says he hates randoms because they cry, my brother in christ, you are the problem

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what does he mean? is he delusional?

dire igloo
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like putting a bigger magazine on the spray and pray

sacred tapir
plain bough
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At least you can put the duckbill on the firebreaker, give a nice even spread for all the terminids

sacred tapir
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erm breaker incendiary

plain bough
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Amendment tomorrow, and to see how the One True Flag disappoints if it truly doesn't have any buffs with it

valid hedge
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and maybe the reload increase with a smaller mag with seige ready will be insanely fast

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i bet you guys didn't notice they changed the gun rack

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put the attachments on there

plain bough
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I did, still no use for the console on the other side tho

eager cliff
valid hedge
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they even put the patterns in the bottom case

eager cliff
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but tbf damage resistance would be the best since its 1 strategem slot lol

eager cliff
plain bough
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Now they just need to revamp modules and boosters honestly, in the future ofc

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A whole lot is just basically upgrade worthy, not booster slot worthy

valid hedge
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now we just need the minigun

dire igloo
valid hedge
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double drum

plain bough
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MGS Patriot rifle

graceful compass
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i believe the hood refers to a double drum as a gun with titties on it

valid hedge
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thats why i said booby mag

balmy spire
plain tundra
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i need it

plucky lion
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my game crashed today for the first time in months. maybe had something to do with 30 380mm rounds impacting per second

grizzled dagger
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i joined a difficulty 7match and these fucking losers had only 1 revive left

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like brother how

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one dude died 10 times the other 7times

alpine yacht
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a few FRVs

dusty zealot
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fucking lol

plucky lion
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when helldivers becomes mechwarrior

dusty zealot
eager cliff
# dusty zealot

when u dive to the right but you realise you are still inside the blast radius

plain bough
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Was expecting medium pen on the amendment

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Gonna try it out

spring quarry
eager cliff
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cant believe they introduced an AI art joke lmao

if u ask the Shipmaster she will say that back in her day , Artists used to make the art themselves but now it's just data and it gets replicated easily

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also the service technician is apparently out on Professional Training or shit , apparently it might be a gun range

sharp gorge
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@plain bough
Bruh.

plain bough
eager cliff
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spring quarry
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heavy armor from superstore looks awesome

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sword is trash (who would have thought)

eager cliff
latent zodiac
spring quarry
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the new rifle sounds like a joke considering it only penetrates light armor

eager cliff
eager cliff
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Whyyy

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its literally the same gun as the fuckin bayonet one but with actual combat spec

latent zodiac
eager cliff
plucky lion
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it looks roughly equivalent to the diligence

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but higher damage so could be kinda nice

latent zodiac
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i've honestly fallen so far off of this game, but the weapon customization looks nice

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shame some of the weapons dont get better magnified scopes

plucky lion
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well now you can get 4x and even 10x

eager cliff
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HAHAHAHA TOTAL OF THIS NEW SET IS 925 SC

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ITS AS MUCH AS THE WHOLE WARBOND

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FOR A SINGLE SET

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GGS SONY

latent zodiac
plucky lion
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yeah i noticed the energy weapons dont get much love at all for customization

latent zodiac
# eager cliff

making that concord/tlou show money back 1 warbond at a time

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looks like im gonna be missing this warbond

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iv gotten literally everything up to this point, with the exception of some of the last stuff in the cowboy one

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they really need to rework armor passives next

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because there are a good 3-4 good ones
and every other one is ass

plucky lion
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i still havent gotten like 4 warbonds because either i have to play a shitloard more or spend a few more hours grinding SC which is super boring

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when are they going to improve the state of supercredit earnings...

eager cliff
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yeah i wont be buying it either

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im still thinking of buying the polar one to get the tenderizer

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or whats it called

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the halo br one

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that one is a good gun

plucky lion
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it's absolutely ridiculous that playing trivial difficulty gets me SC like 10x faster than playing normally

latent zodiac
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like "50% chance to avoid limb injury"
ok, well democracy protects gives me 50% chance to just tell death to go fuck itself, so whats the point

eager cliff
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Yeah like super helldive is literally only there to have fun and a challenge

plucky lion
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yeah that passive is just a shitter version of democracy protects

eager cliff
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it rewards almost nothing over just having a chillax on dif 1 or 3

spring quarry
latent zodiac
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40 gunships upon thee

plucky lion
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and democracy protects is a great passive too. so many hilarious things happen when wearing it

latent zodiac
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because we only have medium armor with that passive atm

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and maybe make the flag give an aoe buff or something? idk

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like the armor LOOKS peak

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but holy shit the passives have been nothing but either ass or gimicks since release

plucky lion
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well no

latent zodiac
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siege ready was good

plucky lion
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the passive that gives more ammo and reload speed is pretty good for certain guns

plucky lion
latent zodiac
spring quarry
# eager cliff are u serious

it has high damage but light armor penetration. i don't know why this weapon exists

oh, and the burst fire mode

plucky lion
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of course you dont get 100% resistance lol. what you think this is? some kind of RPG

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fire is bad for you

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you dont get to just roll around in it

latent zodiac
plucky lion
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also.. the passive that gives the 50% resitance to a variety of damage types is kind of nice for illuminate

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even as light armor i can survive a hit from those cursed lightning towers which i hate

plucky lion
eager cliff
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yeah that one from killzone is peak

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it also looks very good

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instead we got this dogshit temu democracy protects version

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thanks

plucky lion
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yeah this new armor passive was a mistake...

plucky lion
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it is quite smexy

hasty sandal
# eager cliff

Completely reasonable except for maybe 500 x that’s just a bit of a non issue

plucky lion
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its so rare to find an official game discord that doesnt have bizarre rules

eager cliff
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DSS MOMENT

Takes ages for cooldowns to reset
Takes ages to collect samples to activate the abilities
Tells us we shouldnt use it in the Major Order

Fuckin scrap it at this point , ever since we got the DSS it felt very underwhelming , at this point just send it above Super Earth to be upgraded and prepared for the final battle with the Illuminate Fleet.

plucky lion
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if we are getting invaded and expect them to reach super earth it only makes sense the DSS would be sent there anyway

eager cliff
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yeah like just say so

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the DSS has been orederd to be deployed above SE in order to be fitted for combat and await the arrival of the enemy fleet

hasty sandal
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I like how we sent it away from the illuminate only to send it straight back despite the warning

plain bough
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I think the new rifle is ok, just needs a larger magazine in the customization

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Funny how the Helldivers Mobilize suit with Democracy Protects looks just as good than the new armor lol

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and still with better passive

plucky lion
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all that means is the art team is still on point

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the people coming up with the passives on the other hand...

spring quarry
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I think I'll switch to the armor from the superstore now. Even though it's heavy. It looks too fucking awesome

eager cliff
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@plucky lion @plain bough @latent zodiac @spring quarry @pale hollow @graceful compass the flag is just a melee with no other buffs and has 480 second cooldown

if u hold R you wave it and if u drop it you plant it on the ground

spring quarry
eager cliff
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UltraCryLaugh honey the worst weapon / strategem in the game just dropped

plain bough
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which slot it uses?

eager cliff
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i think it uses your support weapon slot

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so ughh terrible

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so its not even a secondary

spring quarry
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yeah melee weapons are crap but i want to run around with a banner like an idiot true superearth defender idk

eager cliff
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Yeah so , sadly , so far

Warbond cosmetic 10/10

Warbond usefulness 2/10 , almost everything in it has bad stats , armor passive , gun is light armor pen, the flag has to be the worst thing in the game rn

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i can see people getting kicked if they bring the flag lol

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its literally a minus one strategem

spring quarry
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I am also very amused by the last two boosters for samples

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In general, I don't know why they didn't add some buffs to the flag

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Something like the bastion ability from space marine 2

plucky lion
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yeah the boost for samples seems a bit odd for me, but maybe my playtime and sample collection rate is higher than most

eager cliff
spring quarry
eager cliff
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if they rly want it to be a strategem and take a support weapon slot lmao

plain bough
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Hell make it have a shield generator in it so when you plant it it's more useful

eager cliff
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that would be cool

spring quarry
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Just like that, only in helldivers pepepray

plucky lion
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a mobile shield generator would be soo good

plain bough
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I'm sure complaints about it very soon will get AH to redesign it a bit

plucky lion
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like give me a FRV but remove the HMG and put a shield gen on the back

eager cliff
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the sword is just the hatchet reskinned

plain bough
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it's totally ass lol

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Gotta get the new grenade tho and test it out

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might be funny

eager cliff
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like can they made it fucking wave in the opposite direction please

spring quarry
eager cliff
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so it doesnt take my fucking screen space

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lmfao

plain bough
spring quarry
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Every time a new melee weapon comes out I know it's going to be unplayable garbage, but for some reason deep down I always hope for the opposite.oldge

eager cliff
plucky lion
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they would need to overhaul how melee works for me to ever consider using it

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just looks like a bad idea in general

eager cliff
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and it sets enemies on fire when its spinning i guess

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overall , pretty shit

plain bough
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this warbond ass for the most part

eager cliff
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yeah its A tier rn

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it's just for the cosmetic and thats it

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defo nto worth the 1000sc

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fuck that

plucky lion
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give us some joke items right as super earth gets invaded. real classy arrowhead

spring quarry
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Speaking of shit, how do you like the dynamite?

eager cliff
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the sample booster is pointless as everyone at higher diffs are probably maxed out anyway

plucky lion
eager cliff
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so a gimmick if u wanna farm with ur brand new friends

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otherwise , completely shit

plucky lion
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you really need to cook the dynamite in your hand before throwing it otherwise the long fuse is a problem tho

eager cliff
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it has to be the worst warbond to date

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bummer , especially since it took what , 2 months?

spring quarry
plucky lion
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you didnt notice the significantly higher blast radius? or the increased damage to medium enemies?

hasty sandal
plucky lion
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frag hurts devastators a bit, but dynamite outright kills them if real close or puts them real low

spring quarry
plucky lion
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still i usually take thermite because hulks in my face is my primary concern 🤷

graceful compass
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How is the new gun

spring quarry
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light armor penetration

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The End.

graceful compass
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Does the rest of it make up for that at all

plucky lion
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200 damage per shot and 20 round mag aint that bad

spring quarry
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shit
my translator do not openWahh

spring quarry
eager cliff
eager cliff
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Worst warbond to date probably , it makes the toxic one feel like S tier

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you would think they will stop releasing such trash by now given the fact that in the end they had to buff every single warbond anyway

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because of the community wrath

plucky lion
graceful compass
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Lmfao

plucky lion
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clears ground hordes and blows up structures

graceful compass
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Arrowhead dropping another month of generational brown

eager cliff
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i use the stun grenades for squids because it actually stuns the Tripods

plucky lion
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well with the new fleshmob the stun looks better than before since an incindiary grenade wont kill them

eager cliff
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it stunst he fleshmob but only if it doesnt charge

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if its charging , it doesnt stun

plucky lion
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oh shit nothing stops em when charging lol

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if u like stunlocking things though, the punisher plasma is the best. you can stunlock harvesters all day

spring quarry
plucky lion
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yep it remains the best all-rounder vs squids

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nice how they have a bunch of them laying around the cities

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i dont even bother bringing a support weapon some of the time

plain bough
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Hottest planet in the galaxy rn is Pilen V

cloud sorrel
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I wanted a stealth warbond

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But I got trolled

plain bough
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When we getting a medical support warbond

plain bough
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Or some speed demon shit with faster sprint speed armor

gray spire
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Best not add faster armors or we will end with PoE1 syndrome

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Car or jetpacks are fine enough

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Maybe a bike from HD1

hasty sandal
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they made it red........

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also its finally libcon 2

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once we loose New Haven will they go to mars or skip straight to super Earth

plain bough
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While amusing to use the One True Flag, it's completely ass in every way

hasty sandal
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I was at least hoping the grenade would be effective but it seems not

spice sun
plain bough
eager cliff
spice sun
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I guess for now it's kind of a niche tool for destroying a bunch of spawn points but frags do the same + are viable in combat

dire igloo
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Dide

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Dude

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The scythe i think its called

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Gets a extended mag right

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But then after you just also get a dissipation mag which is just like way better lol

plain bough
eager cliff
plain bough
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the fact the beat syncs with the movement as well lol

dire igloo
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its been 1 or 2 days since the update I don't think anyone has it

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because leveling weapons is based on mission difficulty and not how many enemies you killed in said mission times mission difficulty (which is what it would be if they even thought about it for 2 seconds)

eager cliff
#

just had an animal spawn 300 machineguns crashed the game

#

may his mother sit on a cactus

plain bough
plucky lion
#

damn i was hoping the bug would stick around for a while longer

plain bough
echo verge
echo verge
#

had that happen
didn't crash me

plucky lion
#

for me everything was fine thru hundreds of 120s,380, and napalm barrages, but when i went to spam strafing runs it crashed

plain bough
hasty sandal
valid hedge
plucky lion
#

fucking REALLY?

valid hedge
#

AH needs to fuck off ngl

plain bough
#

We need free strategems, considering ya know a huge illuminate invasion is at our doorsteps

plucky lion
#

that is one massive strategic blunder. guess that's why nobody moves war assets around by majority vote IRL lol

valid hedge
#

you send the war weapon into war

#

idk what you mean

plucky lion
#

and how did we decide where the dss goes?

dire igloo
valid hedge
plucky lion
#

if im dense ur a damn neutron star

valid hedge
#

sure bro

plucky lion
#

i asked u a question and we aint getting understanding until you answer it

graceful compass
valid hedge
#

you asked something that didn't matter so ignore it

plucky lion
#

it does but you just dont see how

#

so i wanted to walk you to the answer a step at a time

valid hedge
#

sure pal

plucky lion
#

but you gotta come with me to do that

valid hedge
#

enjoy that

plucky lion
#

i would enjoy it

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but u gotta answer 🙂

graceful compass
#

You are both asking nothing and acting smarter than the other it’s quite amusing

valid hedge
#

i asked him something then he just responded with a question so i treat him like an idiot then stop talking to him

plucky lion
#

heaven forbid understanding take more than one logical step

sacred tapir
#

and it has a like

#

5 minute cooldown

#

sure thats shit

#

but i dont want it to be good, i want it to be funny

#

maybe even lodges the flag in the eye/head until it sinks into the floor

eager cliff
hasty sandal
#

that would be cool

#

however you could just bring like an EAT instead tomfoolery

sacred tapir
#

its fuckin lame

#

but stabbing a fucking flag into the eye of a factory strider? amazing

#

obv mix with jump pack

#

oh no

#

this strategem bug

#

oh no

#

not the orbital airburst x126

#

IT CRASHED MY GAME

#

GOD DAMN YOU

#

this is the stupidest bug ever

eager cliff
cloud sorrel
eager cliff
#

bro airbusted the whole planet

#

illuminates cant control shit if you bust the planet

cloud sorrel
#

You have no idea how long I've been waiting for a stealth themed warbond

#

I want to be like metal gear

#

I want to MGSV this shit

sacred tapir
#

your name doesnt give that away at all

plain bough
sacred tapir
#

i said to the team "im about to show you something" and then i just tossed like 6 clusters

#

the game did not like it, found the limit of the stingray engine tho

#

yes i have become what i hate, but im enjoying the exploit while i can

sacred tapir
#

maybe we will get unlimited orbitals

#

ok maybe dont use airburst or cluster bomb

#

they will instant crash after the 4th one

#

i guess thats because only 4 should happen at any given time doge1doge2

#

the game crashed as soon as i tried joining lmao, so guess im not rejoining that lobby

dire igloo
#

gave you a huge boost to all stats for being on your back

#

it wouldn't be horrendous dog shit

#

but sadly these devs fucking suck ass omegakekw

#

the whole warbond is horrendous dog shit

#

the best thing is the GOD DAMN EMOTE

#

HOW

plain bough
#

I can't see shit on the left

eager cliff
#

i love when i get high level chill randoms

sacred tapir
#

i am not a high level, but when i see high levels, theyre always fucking assholes, morons, or just plain amazing

eager cliff
plain bough
#

Give us non-paper mache armor first

dire igloo
#

How arrowhead feels when they drop a warbond with dog shit items and recycled passives (they think this shit is peak)

sacred tapir
#

its not meant to be a good warbond

#

they literally made the gun light pen

dire igloo
#

then it shouldn't cost 1k super creds

#

its obviously meant to be like a dog shit anniversary bond

sacred tapir
#

super creds are easy to grind

#

2-3 hours solo to get a warbond worth

hasty sandal
#

for sure a sony quota on new things to spend super credits on

sacred tapir
#

with 2 or more people, probably 1-2

hasty sandal
#

they gotta get that bag

dire igloo
#

theres no way ur justifying them just adding pointless shit

#

holy fuck man

#

this warbond is equivalent to what mojang adds to minecraft once per year

sacred tapir
#

dude, calm down, its not that deep

#

you cant actually be this pissed about a fucking stick with fabric on it and some shitty saber

dire igloo
#

it is I want useable weapons

#

im not pissed off

#

this warbond is just

#

ass

sacred tapir
#

yeah its not conventionally good, but its neat

#

new drip

#

even with shit passives

#

new drip

dire igloo
#

cant be mad if I don't expect jack shit from the dev team

sacred tapir
#

and the flag?

#

dude i expected more, but the illuminate update MORE than makes up for this

dire igloo
#

even if it is good drip bro the passive is just

#

horrendous

sacred tapir
#

you need to stop being so negative, like damn

dire igloo
#

I do not give a fuck

#

100+ employees

#

sony funding

#

hello

hasty sandal
sacred tapir
#

ok, you fuckin do it

hasty sandal
sacred tapir
#

got all the ideas and shit

#

go nuts

#

make a game

dire igloo
#

ive legit typed shit that could be added to this game for at least 2 warbonds worth

sacred tapir
#

so has the reddit

#

the thing is, this engine is not able to handle that much

#

its really shit

#

i crashed a whole lobby using 6 eagle clusters

#

so like

#

not many of the ideas you may have will work, since like nothing can be handled by this shitter engine

dire igloo
#

fucking absolutecinema

sacred tapir
#

no

#

absolute shit

plain bough
#

We'll see if we get some changes with the warbond in the coming weeks

#

I'm eager to see what the update look like next week when we fight on super earth

dire igloo
#

more bugs that won't get fixed for months on end/ever

hasty sandal
#

girl the illuminate

sacred tapir
dusty zealot
#

cod has 3k plus devs

dire igloo
# dusty zealot thats nothing

Clair obscur was made by 33 people who are all junior level and have never made their own game before and the games composer is a fucking soundcloud artist

#

Get real

#

A lot can be done with 100+ developers

dire igloo
#

Gets told counter point

#

Results to calling other party retarded

dire igloo
# dusty zealot this is straight up false

"We have, I think, an amazing team mostly of junior people but they are so incredibly invested in the project and talented," is how one of the devs described the team, they have experience in the industry, on mostly canceled games, its legit not false

#

The whole thing abt the game is that these people with minimal experience made it

#

And its fucking amazing

graceful compass
sacred tapir
dusty zealot
bleak patrol
sacred tapir
bleak patrol
sacred tapir
bleak patrol
sacred tapir
jaunty otter
#

Is the new warbond intentionally weak? There’s no way they thought that armor passive would be useful.

eager cliff
#

Another detail if u guys didnt notice it , the children's drawing is now glued on the side of this terminal

#

on the table where the technician was you can see all the nades including the new warbond one which wasnt out then

eager cliff
plain tundra
#

hate those guys

cloud sorrel
#

I dunno bro

#

The passive that lets you survive lethal damage is pretty good

valid hedge
#

reload speed armors my beloved

dire igloo
#

Worked at ubisoft

#

Rest are juniors

#

Do research challenge

dire igloo
bleak patrol
#

I have not seen you praise the game once, it's just complaining over and over and over again

light nymph
dire igloo
#

The gunplay is really good
the warbond system is not fucking horrible
the balancing isn't questionable as it was months ago
the difficulty balancing works how it should be
the game doesn't run like shit cause I had a 1060 6 gb on high settings 1080p at 60 fucking fps back in january
drip is gud
enemy design is fucking fire (i love the automatons)
pubs aren't dog shit for me at least so thats a positive

#

there pyrson

dire igloo
#

like the new warbond is PURE DOG SHIT

#

if the gun at least had MEDIUM PEN

#

it would be like

#

not pure dog shit

#

it just feels like this was supposed to be the troll warbond that released for the anniversary

#

but for some reason it got released now

#

also its been like 3 or 4 months since any new free stratagems released

#

last ones were the fucking grenadier wall and 2 others that came with the update

#

id love to praise the game more but theres just nothing to praise kekcry

eager cliff
#

the gun has its advantages cause it has high damage , it can 1 tap devastators in the head for example

#

but not worth it for the whole warbond

light nymph
#

Their biggest fuck you warbond was the Urban Warfare where you can clearly tell it's been shoved before the (wisley) canceled (and stupidly overpriced) Hellghast WB. Releasing a vehicle skin BEFORE THE VEHICLE IS EVEN OUT

dire igloo
#

the counter dilligence can do that as well iedy

#

and it has medium pen

light nymph
dire igloo
#

and a super high ammo count

eager cliff
dire igloo
#

also the same thing can be done with the winchester

eager cliff
#

armor was good as well

dire igloo
#

like overall

#

its just a dog shit weapon because these 2 have what it doesn't

#

which is medium penetration

eager cliff
#

and bigger fire rate

dire igloo
#

idk bro the light pen is just not worth running at higher difficulties

#

like what am I donna do with a light pen gun when I have 7 diff automatons running at me and they all need medium pen+ to be killed omegakekw

#

i cant just stand still and AIM headshot on them with the light pen gun

light nymph
#

Also, is it just me or does the rifle look like a remodeled Constitution?

dire igloo
#

ill be devoured like a toddler when they meet a bulldog

eager cliff
#

it is but it has fg42 style attachements

#

like the mag and the sight

dire igloo
#

thats why it feels like this shouldve been a anniversary warbond and not a now warbond

light nymph
#

I wanted a FG42... All I got was a Lee Enfield with a side mag

dire igloo
#

we need SMGs badly

#

theres like 4

#

1 is the colab smg

#

1 is the one locked behind the definitive edition or whatever the shit

#

then you have the defender and the other one which I forgot the name of

loud bison
#

reprimand

#

i think

#

really sucks there are no mag upgrades for it

plain bough
loud bison
#

oh, looks like a patch rolled out

#

thats it

dusty zealot
dusty zealot
plucky lion
#

if it werent for rocket striders light pen would be just fine vs bots imo

dire igloo
lyric kindle
#

The rockets are a weak point

#

And they're not hard to shoot

plucky lion
#

ahh yeah forgot about those

#

they can be hard to shoot in some situations

lyric kindle
#

Well they can run out of them too

#

But by that logic hitting the head on heavy devastator is also difficult

plucky lion
#

yeah thankfully. altho i have usually been ragdolled 100ft by then

dire igloo
#

i figured out that the thing where ppl said

#

"just shoot the legs of the fleshmobs"

#

is not true

plucky lion
#

yeah it's the blue heads

#

pop the heads and it loses hp fast

dire igloo
#

their legs have explosive resistance apparently

plucky lion
#

i find i dont have to take out all the heads before it dies usually

#

maybe 50-75% of them and its dead by then

#

buzzing them up and down with a high rof weapon does well

dusty zealot
graceful compass
#

Specifically an emplacement

#

Dunno if fluke

plain bough
#

The playerbase sure is special sometimes

#

Guy lands next to me, aggros the squads I was sneaking past and he kills himself with his own grenade

#

peak helldiver

pale hollow
# loud bison

Oh great, maybe I can finish a mission without crashing due to one billion mechs and eagles now kekcry

eager cliff
#

spawn in , throw strategem , some lvl 150 runs into the to manually nade all the fabricators
he dies

you threw more nades than the enemy

other two teammates kill him again

i am so tired of this bullshit

#

bro it seems you are very frustrated and take this too seriously how about u fuck off

dire igloo
#

Friend holds out napalm barrage like its a grenade

#

gets blicked by flying fuck with 100% aim hacks

#

i was standing next to him death

eager cliff
#

kekl i remember throwing a napalm baraj during extraction, i hit the mountain and it bounced back right in the middle where the pelican was supposed to land

dire igloo
#

I love napalm barrage but I hate napalm barrage

#

also I wish for railcannon buffs

#

i pray

plucky lion
#

ikr a 30 second cooldown reduction would be awesome

dire igloo
#

like a 60 or 45

#

ngl

#

its NOT that good cus the cooldown is long af and no ship upgrade lessens the cd

#

takes out only 1 enemy as well

eager cliff
#

both the railcanon and orb strike should have 2 charges by default

plucky lion
eager cliff
cloud sorrel
#

Most of the melees suck

#

I tried using them and it just wasn’t good

plain bough
dire igloo
#

they need to do more damage

#

on bugs they are shit cause the bugs jump at you and stun you
on bots its shit cause all the enemies are big and don't take any stun at all almost and none of the small ones spawn as often as they do on lower difficulties
on illuminate you get swarmed, stunned and shot by the other shit, and now its even less viable cause fleshmob exists

#

id use them over lets say the machine pistol that you get from the first warbond you get when you purchase the game, if it gave you a sprint boost greater than a secondary while holding it and it drained less stamina while you run out with it

cloud sorrel
#

They need a massive rework

dire igloo
#

specific reason why I used machine pistol is because I don't have any secondary unlocked besides it, the stun lance and the axe, yet

dire igloo
cloud sorrel
#

They need to be much more powerful

#

Because if you are getting close and personal you need some reward for the risk

#

Or just give us the chainsaw

valid hedge
#

chainsword

#

sword should've been a powersword

cloud sorrel
#

I’d like a literal chainsaw better

#

So I can shred things with THE GREAT COMMUICATOR

hasty sandal
#

yesterday it was at -14/h

plain bough
#

That means we've been playing a full year with 3 times less liberation cause alot of people were doing a single match n fucking off

hasty sandal
#

I think the galactic impact mod went down to compensate

graceful compass
#

i still dont know how we went from the like, plasma sabre from hd1 to a regular ass sword that is a reskin of a prexisting weapon

dire igloo
#

open pod

#

requistion slips

plucky lion
#

you get plenty just from completing missions unless you do really low difficulty. they should remove those from the loot pool for high difficulties

dire igloo
#

i need super creds

#

need like 50 or 40 more so I can get the mid west warbond

plucky lion
#

do some trivial super cred farming

#

bet u can get that much in 30 mins

loud bison
#

would be nice if the sentry turrets would quit wasting ammo on dropships

steady zinc
spring quarry
eager cliff
hasty sandal
dire igloo
#

Not that i need arc thrower cus my other main loadout includes it

#

Still waiting for the day a armor with a passive of electricity bounces 1 extra time or electric weapons do more damage releases, which is probably never, you get scout ping stupid idiot fuck passive, take it or leave it

desert lion
#

also 100 supercredits glorptard

desert lion
sacred tapir
valid hedge
eager cliff
#

keksad what is bro cooking about

sacred tapir
#

wait a minute, this is just arrowhead's version of the 13th black crusade

#

or the siege of terra

#

that makes more sense tbh

steady zinc
# eager cliff

If you look closely at the magazine section of the amendment rifle (picrel), there's an actual shoddy weldjob on the side; those rifles were converted on the spot to arm more people with whatever was available.

#

He might be cooking a Michelin star meal.

sacred tapir
#

its ok in some parts

#

worse in others

#

the top is a bit sub-par, but the part next to the yellow arrow isnt bad

valid hedge
sacred tapir
#

i dont have enough friends that are nerd enough for that

#

(its also like 4x more expensive)

valid hedge
#

just play on tabletop sim smh

sacred tapir
#

i dont really like tabletops to begin with

#

too much thinking, im a reader more

hasty sandal
valid hedge
hasty sandal
#

Eruptor with angled foregrip and iron sights is a beast

#

its drag is 50x more manageable

valid hedge
sacred tapir
plucky lion
#

so turnz out the new pyro grenade actually does anti-tank damage with the sparkles

plain bough
#

It behaves somewhat of a flamethrower, so shooting direct streams of heavy penetrating flames

fast spindle
eager cliff
eager cliff
spring quarry
#

I updated the game and it stopped launching FeelsCatMan

heady yew
eager cliff
#

@plain bough @plucky lion @sacred tapir @spring quarry @dire igloo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGKv6mHGla0

Did this with a couple dudes got there thanks to a buddy of mine
CHECK OUT THE ASTRAL RIFT SERVER ON DISCORD

To all wondering “I’m gonna miss the invasion of super earth” you are not this has not happened in game yet I got this footage with a buddy of mine who has a cheat engine to swap planets

▶ Play video
#

We are cooking

plain bough
graceful compass
#

Maybe flag have purpose

#

Maybe

eager cliff
#

maybe to keep the SEAF more damage / alive through morale

#

who knows

#

we cookin

plain bough
#

FRV gonna be quite useful in considering it's full city

eager cliff
#

would be cool if they add a secret 1% chance to spawn in General Brasch with infinite ammo and shield

dire igloo
#

Some content that took effort to make

eager cliff
#

that flips on every single minor bump

plain bough
#

I know we getting cities, but what about new strategems to ruin em with

errant osprey
#

Wonder if there are gonna have specific landing pads for you

#

So that you don't destroy or kill citizens

hasty sandal
#

booooooooooo

#

leaks

#

spoilers

#

inpatient mfs this is literally gonna be in the next MO

#

could had just waited 2 days

plain bough
#

Whats amusing is they placed the planetary defense cannon underneath a playground lol

eager cliff
light nymph
bleak patrol
eager cliff
spice sun
alpine yacht
plain bough
#

Anyone else feel there's a bit more illuminates on the ground on New Haven?

earnest stag
#

City maps means we get Tanks hopefully

#

i miss them from HD1

hasty sandal
#

arrowhead not beating the fomo allegations when we get to dive on SE

plain bough
#

where's my crackhead dark fluid jetpack

plain bough
#

the lockstep emote alternative walk can be triggered if you move n stop repeatedly till the animation triggers

eager cliff
#

yeah its basically a secret % to trigger the phonk walk

#

so cancelling it as fast as u can is the fastest way to hit that %

#

its cool that its not a bug but intended easter egg

plain bough
#

Supposedly the chance is 100% if you use the hellbomb backpack with it

#

haven't tested it myself tho

eager cliff
#

DUDE I KNEW THE FLESHMOBS reminded me of something

#

It's the fucking proto gravemind from halo ce

eager cliff
#

aight i got the patriots

spring quarry
eager cliff
sacred tapir
# eager cliff

thank you iedy, is this all you have for the class today?

eager cliff
sacred tapir
#

this is good lol

valid hedge
#

hellderion fist

eager cliff
earnest stag
eager cliff
#

kill two teammates at extraction with airburst strike
who threw it?
me leaves game
glorptard

sacred tapir
#

the demoscracy ociffer is looking to have a word with you

sacred tapir
dire igloo
# eager cliff >kill two teammates at extraction with airburst strike >who threw it? >me leaves...

Yesterday I played with my friends and collected 40 common samples and 40 rares myself on my diver, we get to extraction, they double throw orbital napalm, the whole extract is covered in fire, I die, they also die and respawn first, they get in the ship, but because I died on cliff my samples rolled down and nobody got them, I respawn as the barrage is still going, die again, ship leaves, lose 80 samples

eager cliff
#

bruh

spring quarry
plucky lion
#

i just saw somebody bring 3 380mm strategems hmmmm

#

and of course they didnt tk me, but the dude with the cluster bomb does (it's always the cluster bomb)

plain bough
jaunty otter
#

Is the Sickle still good?

plucky lion
#

they never nerfed it afaik

eager cliff
#

I used Sickle + Laser Pistol and it was pretty good , it melts the flesh cucks

plucky lion
#

good ol liberator is doing fine for me vs the illuminate fleet and it's pretty similiar to the sickle so i'm sure it'll do fine

eager cliff
#

and u are not dependant on ammo

#

Sickle got a double capacity heatsink at lvl 13 so now its a mini laser canon rly

#

Wait Sickle is the laser one right?

#

The beam one

#

Or was it Scythe

#

i dont remember

plucky lion
#

trying to get that liberator drum mag but it takes a while

eager cliff
#

yeah i will upgrade tenderizer then i start with the lib

jaunty otter
plucky lion
#

tenderize would be nice bc i could leg voteless with one bullet, but oh well some other time ill level it

eager cliff
#

ah sickle is literally the same

#

only ugprades on it are scopes , thats it

#

kinda dissapointing

#

it didnt get at least a faster cooling battery or smth

plain bough
#

Tomorrow we fight on Super Earth lads

graceful compass
#

super earth or mars first

plain bough
#

Probably mars actually

hasty sandal
#

they better give us a cape for this

dire igloo
#

im so good at driving

steady zinc
heavy sinew
#

guys have you seen new warbond weapon?

dire igloo
#

now THAT is what I want

heavy sinew
#

"Now, THIS is a weapon"

plain bough
#

Wheres a gun that shoot knives

heavy sinew
#

fuck it just gives us a laser chainsaw

hasty sandal
#

||not mine||

dire igloo
plain bough
# hasty sandal

This reminds me of the spider man reversal against green goblin with the grenade

hasty sandal
#

chat

#

why dont the interlopers attack the super destroyers, are they stupid?

plucky lion
#

you've seen the kind of firepower those things are packing. they would have to be stupid to attack them

hasty sandal
#

but the helldiver controls the usage of its defences

#

on the bot front orbit you can watch destroyers be hit by orbital canons and explode

plucky lion
#

helldivers are just borrowing its weapons some of the time.

hasty sandal
plucky lion
#

no reason it couldnt defend itself still