🤖🐛🦑helldivers

[plucky lion]

wont be long before we get some new content

the illuminate disappearing can only mean one thing : they are coming back with new toys soon

[sacred tapir]

we can hope

[plucky lion]

oh i'm certain

[sacred tapir]

watch no illuminate drop, and its just a goober warbond

do you know how annoyed i will be

we've been waiting semi-patiently for a long ass time

[plucky lion]

if it were just a warbond then no reason to pull illuminate back

[sacred tapir]

fair point

what does this mean tho

i dont understand

[sacred tapir]

ok?

got it

[balmy spire]

more stats

hundreds of buils

builds

plus perks etc

shame the game get updated once a eon

[sacred tapir]

Bro what is he doing

I want my samples and hes here

Cant have shit in the galactic war

[plain bough]

The Guardian of the Rock

[sacred tapir]

For sure

Like a crackhead defending his shopping cart

[hasty sandal]

[dusty zealot]

mega nests are easy

[latent zodiac]

The humble heavy artillery barrage:

[plucky lion]

lol the image is so right tho. bot fortress is so easy if u just dont go in

[unborn ibex]

These suck pretty bad as well. Darktide straight up only has such ambiguous bars so you can't tell if something isn't working easily.

[balmy spire]

I just left Kai's Commandos
They cranked the political correctness dial a liiittle too much

Also making literal children moderators is just laughable

Anyway I just cracked 100k bot kills

Dont think ill be playing anymore

Time for 100k monolith kills

[hasty sandal]

a shame

still waiting for arrowhead to make the whole fleet/division shtick an offical thing

since currently it seems like theres like 100 of them but each have like 2 people in them

[plain bough]

You'll be back for the update in 2 weeks

[hasty sandal]

would love to see something like DRG's union system

[plain bough]

no wait, thats next week

[hasty sandal]

update is tomorrow

[dire igloo]

The "update will happen update wilk be great" delusion starts once more

divers

[plain bough]

the cope curve gets higher and higher

[balmy spire]

If they somehow top the portable hellbomb I MAY start playing again but not for the forseeable future until I can at least get a rig that runs it good

I fuckin made it btw

100K IN BOTS MF

[hasty sandal]

803 friendly kills tho

[balmy spire]

They're mostly the cause of my fucking 5.7k deaths

Like I be on comms

Yellin at the mfs

Dont shoot here

They shoot there

Kill me

I kill them for being stupid

[hasty sandal]

fog of war 💔

[balmy spire]

SKILL ISSUE

The torso bug is forgivable though

Genuine accidents too

But just having zero discipline is an instant boot

We aint winning major orders anymore lmaooo

The player counts are so fucked

If by this time next year we have double the player count i'll eat the crumbs in my keyboard

I'll wait for another warbond too since I got shitloads of credits

[hasty sandal]

we have been

our current one we fumbled tho

[plain bough]

We gonna lose

[hasty sandal]

I wonder what they're doing

[plain bough]

They gonna rush B to super earth

[loud bison]

I doubt Joel would allow it

[sacred tapir]

for real, this shit cant end yet

its like GW and 40k

that shit isnt ending any time soon

[plain bough]

Just 2 short days for warbond trailer and 1 week from us shitting our pants with update as AH said

[sacred tapir]

it better have cowboy hats god dammit

if i cant have cowboy diver, imma be fucking pissed

well

not really

but it would be pretty cool

https://tenor.com/view/cat-piano-cute-gif-8240085

[loud bison]

We already had cowboy warbond

[sacred tapir]

no cowboy hats

i want cowboy hats patch

no need for a warbond, just an update

[plain bough]

No use speculating on what we getting since its close by anyway

[sacred tapir]

honestly, i just want new enemies, maybe a neat support weapon or eagle

and thats it

the helldivers 2 subreddit has good warbond ideas, so its not like they will run out any time soon

[plain bough]

Pretty sure we'll at least get new illuminate units

[sacred tapir]

yeah possibly

and we could get a cool strategem, usually they give us a strategem with a warbond recently

OH OR THE APC

thats been a long time coming

or maybe the tank?

[plain bough]

Some weird hocus pocus going on here

[hasty sandal]

they were just hungry 💔

[sacred tapir]

DONT QUESTION SUPER EARTH SOLDIER, KEEP STRONG AND STARVE ON!

(this is an order)

[eager cliff]

if u are gonna starve to death might as well go die to the bots right

[sacred tapir]

this guy gets it

also:

[hasty sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/update-update-is-tomorrow-gif-2143560552895271969

[fast spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-silly-pendulum-the-pendulum-swings-gif-18147801535402694570

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/dlovan-willem-dafoe-gif-24004338

[valid hedge]

he is perfectly equipped

stun nades

toss two at feet

[graceful compass]

horrors beyond mortal comprehension vs indomitable human spirit

[hasty sandal]

[valid hedge]

sent back to the destroyer

[plain bough]

To infinity and beyond

[dire igloo]

The tech known as the reverse hellpod

[sacred tapir]

my concussive liberator:

[sacred tapir]

diver space program

[stoic pier]

i hate stalkers with every bone in my body

[plain bough]

Prepare for part 1 of shitting our pants announcement

[dire igloo]

Delayed indefinitely

[plain bough]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-toy-story3-gif-25030026

Waiting for warbond trailer

[plain bough]

I guess shitting our pants is gonna be a helldiver meme for a while

[eager cliff]

same with eat bag of dicks from nikita

[plain bough]

250$ unheard edition

[plain bough]

https://youtu.be/KztwRPc-y5U?si=OxrL2H4By1t6bUss

[pale hollow]

No fucking way!

[plain bough]

no info attached for sample scanner tho

[pale hollow]

So just the servo perk, but worse.... cool

[plain bough]

one true flag could be interesting, depending on what it buffs and slot it takes

[eager cliff]

lol is that FG 42

flag strategem

[plain bough]

20rd magazine as well

[graceful compass]

It’s amazing how they manage to come up with worse and worse armor perks

Genuinely needs to be studied

[hasty sandal]

omg its like the admiral armours from hd1

rad

[plain bough]

Lol the sample scanner apparently has a 15% chance to double every sample you pick up

[hasty sandal]

only 15?

[graceful compass]

They like to see how shit they can make things

As if we don’t have other strong shit

I think everyone is disappointed enough about this that most of the warbond will get changed and buffed to make some amount of sense

As if it’s even come out yet lmao

[valid hedge]

looks like kreigers

and the rifle looks like a las gun but its bullet

[plain bough]

I feel neutral to the new warbond, I'll wait for the actual meat of next week which is the update

[dire igloo]

the armor abt to have a melee damage passive and we gonna get like 3 banners for customization and 2 titles 💔

[eager cliff]

you will wait 2 months for this and u will love it

[dire igloo]

i like the throwable the most

[dire igloo]

100+ employees btw

[plain bough]

viper commandos got that melee damage increase anyway

[dire igloo]

owned by a billion dollar company btw

infinite funding btw

[plain bough]

needs more staff to pump out stuff

some people coping we'll get extra gear when update drops just as a surprise

[dire igloo]

no tf we won't

how this game is still alive with these amounts of content drops is beyond me ngl

[eager cliff]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1khqdpy/what_arrowheads_been_cooking/

cant shit ur pants if u dont eat i guess

smart

[graceful compass]

If flag had a buff people would have been significantly less mad

Give it flinch resistance and stamina shit

[plain bough]

I'm pretty sure it will have some buffs

[plain bough]

excellent dish

[graceful compass]

10% faster reload speed too

[graceful compass]

They literally said it didn’t

Or heavily implied it did not

[plain bough]

that'll be retarded given it takes an entire strategem and slot for it

[graceful compass]

Yep.

It would be quite retarded.

[eager cliff]

Arrowhead on villain arc again

We gonna shit on shams instead

[plain bough]

pants still not shat

[graceful compass]

Dude if only this game wasn’t built on shit engine

[hasty sandal]

I think they're reluctant to give stuff more considerable buffs or perks after the community gave them so much shit for the balacing a while back

they dont wanna piss us off, but in the process do it anyway cuz they're not meeting us in the middle

however they also know we like it when we get strong shit IE keeping the siege ready bug

[sacred tapir]

if we dont get another new warbond shortly after this

im gonna fucking lose my shit

i know for a fact that saber is gonna be ass, since it wont have stagger, but if it has stagger, then it will be aight, and i really know that armor passive is super shitty

i might as well just use servo

and did they really give us a fucking FLAG?

as a strategem?

fuck you and your stupid cloth on a stick, i better be getting something new or whatever

most useful image on the front page of the reddit lol

[graceful compass]

tied for second whats first

the one with the halt?

[sacred tapir]

prolly like... viper commandos?

[hasty sandal]

servants of freedom

[sacred tapir]

oh right

[graceful compass]

oh yeah

lmao

[sacred tapir]

whats 3rd

[hasty sandal]

truth enforcers I think

[sacred tapir]

still tho, that passive is complete ASS

same with the booster

booster is complete garbage

who even has issues finding samples

like bro use your eyes

[graceful compass]

two sample boosters that are entirely and unforgiveably ass

[sacred tapir]

[graceful compass]

thats not even what it does

its nothing like what it sounds like

[sacred tapir]

yeah what happened

[graceful compass]

even that would have been more useful

[hasty sandal]

running out of ideas

[sacred tapir]

thats bullshit

take a look at the subreddit

[graceful compass]

they have so much shit to pull from the first game still

and that

[sacred tapir]

the people HAVE ideas

yet the DONT USE THEM

they just take their own shitty ass ideas

[sacred tapir]

wtf does it do

[hasty sandal]

reminds me of #1092834455300866068

[graceful compass]

its like a fucking

15% chance to get a double sample pickup

15

[sacred tapir]

oh so complete shitter tier

not even F tier

[hasty sandal]

more ways to get samples, but no new ways to use samples

[sacred tapir]

its abyss tier

[graceful compass]

actually at the very bottom

no competiton

4 extra lives has more value

[sacred tapir]

exactly

and tbh, samples are never that pressing

[graceful compass]

maybe if lucky more shit for samples with update

[sacred tapir]

you can always get them easily enough

they even have supers on level 6

[graceful compass]

supers are easy

[sacred tapir]

(i think it should be exclusive to the red difficulties)

[graceful compass]

the rares are the only difficult part

[sacred tapir]

i know

I KNOW

[graceful compass]

they were i duuno why they changed that

or when they did for that matter

[sacred tapir]

i thought so

[graceful compass]

you can only get like one anyway

[sacred tapir]

but i think the casual babby players complained (im a casual, but i mean the people who straight up dont like difficulty)

1 is a lot for supers, since you only need like 25 for any upgrade usually

and it takes like 25 games to get all the other samples if your team isnt good with collecting

trust me id know

[graceful compass]

lmao

yeah ive been on the sample struggle bus for some time

but i also dont play super often

[eager cliff]

i play only super we no pussies here

i have to sweat break my keyboard and my fingers trying to reinforce someone in the middle of cockshit

[sacred tapir]

i dont love SHD

[hasty sandal]

what is the average difficulty people play on

[sacred tapir]

i prefer HD

or suicide mission

[sacred tapir]

6-7

i find

i played 7 for ages

but then i migrated to 8, then i play 9 for an occasional challenge

then once 9 wasnt so bad

10 as a challenge

most of 10 is just juggling heavies tbh

then the rest is not hard

imo

[graceful compass]

i feel like most people either play 7 or 10

little in between

7 is like comfortable enough

8 and 9 may as well be 10

[sacred tapir]

nah 8 seems easier than 10

9 is basically 10

10 is a strange level

sometimes they just slam the shit out of you with heavies

other times its just like 3 tanks

and a shit ton of other shit

its just weird

[valid hedge]

is there any new ship upgrades yet

[plain bough]

Still the same 5 tiers we have

[light nymph]

wait, hang on... Is THIS the update that we were supposed to "Shit ourselfs" for?

[plain bough]

update, not warbond

[light nymph]

...
A warbond is an update tho

[plain bough]

it's only an update when it releases

[light nymph]

Oh, it's not even released yet...

[plain bough]

"announcement" for warbond, all the real shit begins next week

[light nymph]

Riiight

[plain tundra]

you can fucking dig trenches now???

[sacred tapir]

he just found out lol

[plain tundra]

haven't played since september

[unborn ibex]

I'm depressed this has to be found and it eats your strategem slot.

I'd love it on some bot missions.

[dire igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/sexy-laughing-lmao-throwing-laughing-my-ass-off-gif-6351617275469846552

[plain bough]

Wasn't that same post also saying something about other news not long after

[dire igloo]

Idk

But ik the devs not delivering shit

[plain bough]

we can be disappointed now, and disappointed next week if they don't deliver lol

[eager cliff]

im tired boss

[plain bough]

Thats why helldivers get replaced every 20 seconds

glory to super earth

[bleak patrol]

Being disappointed is the HD community standard and I'm disappointed in that

[graceful compass]

Me when I make a live service game and do 5 interesting things over the span of its lifetime

Those 5 things can be great, and they were (fake number btw) but that doesn’t excuse the rest of the time the game isn’t great

Helldivers isn’t a good standard for much, because a good standard for live service doesn’t exist

It’s inherent to the genre

Or type of game, whatever you want to refer to live service as

Helldivers is at least a gilded standard

But covering shit with gold doesn’t make it gold, it makes it gold covered shit

And as a tarkov and destiny player, I’ve seen a lotta gold covered shit

If the flag actually did something, the armor passive wasn’t a worse version of something that already exists, and the booster didn’t have a laughably bad perk, we wouldn’t be here

The discussion about shrinking warbonds would have still existed, but nowhere near this magnitude

We still have a little bit to go to see the full content drop

[eager cliff]

noticed they are teasing smth so there is that

[dire igloo]

they could legit make so much shit up

for stratagems and a bunch of other shit

who cares if its canon

just go crazy

make shit

and let it be fun

or hear me out now

official workshop support on steam so the community can make the game fun

[bleak patrol]

But the game is fun

[dire igloo]

it gets stale

after like 1 full length mission

[bleak patrol]

Not for me but you do you

[hasty sandal]

just realized doom the dark ages releases at the same time of the warbond

I wonder which people will spend their money on

[bleak patrol]

I'm not interested in the new Doom anyways

[scarlet edge]

Hd2 is a great game, good change from the other shit that released the past few years

[graceful compass]

It’s a fun and refreshing take on the coop shooter style of game and has a great aesthetic

[scarlet edge]

Its one of the first games that released the past years where the devs didn't just think of money, and the coop is hella fun

[eager cliff]

also the warbonds are getting shrinked

you pay the same for less content overall , someone compared Polar Patriots with this one

[graceful compass]

Those super credit prices in the super store for shit are insane too

Taking literal warbond shit out to put in super store and people are still defending them lmao

[dire igloo]

Jesus fucking Christ

yea if theres no humongous update that ads a shit ton of weapons and content like more enemies to illuminate and a shit ton of bug fixes the devs fucking suck

[eager cliff]

the only thing i like from that warbond is the Team Captain helmet

the rest is mid at best , maybe the gun is good

[dire igloo]

I doubt, it just looks like the one that we got for the anniversary but reskinned

[plain bough]

https://www.youtube.com/live/QChlgNJvbZk?feature=shared

Something something livestream of super earth

maybe we'll see the illuminate invade

[sacred tapir]

oh whats this now?

this is something

[plain bough]

Been up for bout 12hrs now

I'd bet around another day or 2 for calibration to finish up

[sacred tapir]

yeah

well 1 is done at least, i was there for it

just got here XD

(nothing happened tho )

dude this is nuts, theres so many people working on this

im reading through the documents, and these people are genuinely going through it all, from RSA keys to speculation

[hasty sandal]

love how the jet brigade can just do this

[hasty sandal]

oh shoot

[plain bough]

Eagle storm bout to proc, time to spit on them clankers

[sacred tapir]

dw youre not missing much on stream

im watching in hopes i see something that would help the SAT-81 decoder crew lol

[hasty sandal]

[sacred tapir]

if so, i can say i helped and that i did something

[hasty sandal]

the pictures are of super earth

you can see a big circular city in the bottom right

also station 83 isnt a planet so

[sacred tapir]

its a satellite station

lmao

[hasty sandal]

good call

[sacred tapir]

SAT-81 is down, so we are trying to fix it

[hasty sandal]

ok I get it, its takin pics around SE

and supposedly when illumiate show up

we'll see it

I guess?

[sacred tapir]

well i guess we are kinda shitting our pants a little bit

this damned livestream is more exciting than the fucking warbond

thats kinda sad

[hasty sandal]

this is some voices of the void shit

[sacred tapir]

yeah this is actually neat, im no ARG nerd

but its cool

[hasty sandal]

incoming eravin video on this

[sacred tapir]

idk who that is

but at this point im just happy to read up on how the super nerds are doing

[hasty sandal]

also

should I actually join the helldivers discord

is it worth it

[sacred tapir]

yeah

you can turn off the pings

and you can always just not chat in it

i dont chat in like 90% of my servers

i really only say stuff in this one, and a couple dayz server discords

and dms

[hasty sandal]

ok im in

ok so apparently

people can input keywords into a chat

and it does stuff

[sacred tapir]

you should check out the document

its got some cool stuff to read through

its in the pins of sat 81 chat

[hasty sandal]

that was detroit???

[sacred tapir]

it IS detroit

its actually super detroit

thats why its not a hellscape anymore

[hasty sandal]

it also means its where the terminid attacked the family in the cinematic as well

[sacred tapir]

yeah

[hasty sandal]

just like current day detroit

[sacred tapir]

lmao

just your neighbors dog

literal man eating bug

and its always named some silly shit like "Peaches" or "Snookums" while the kindest dogs are named some scary shit

"Ripper", "Murderer" or some other shit

[hasty sandal]

this is actually really impressive

they did infact cook

[sacred tapir]

yeah its neat

this makes up for the sub par warbond

imma say it, i love me some morse code and cyphers

BF1 easter egg is probably still more tedious tho

[hasty sandal]

I have faith our finest MoS divers can figure it out

[plain bough]

While they spam random inputs for station 81

[hasty sandal]

brute force is a valid tactic

[plain bough]

Welp it can take about 2880 inputs per day so I guess it might work

[hasty sandal]

why dont they just angle the sattelite away from SE into space

what is there to look at on earth

[plain bough]

slowly but surely

[hasty sandal]

also how do we have 25% recalibration

did they do something right for once

[plain bough]

probably lucky hit

[eager cliff]

damn are they trying to copy the reaper invasion from mass effect

every colony comms fail slowly and slowly then bam

they appear directly above Super Earth

[plain bough]

trying atm to reconnect all the stations

so far only 1 is calibrated

[dire igloo]

Would be kind of fire if we got to fight on super earth and its just a bunch of buildings crumbling and people running away and shit while being mass killed by aliens

[hasty sandal]

I'm surprised SE doesnt have better defences

you'd imagine there to be something like that big ring from Starship Troopers

[sacred tapir]

ego

thats why lol

[hasty sandal]

you'd at least think that since all of SE's high command lives there they'd strap themselves full of defences

as leaders usually do

[sacred tapir]

nah

[hasty sandal]

but for all we know they could be somewhere completely different

[sacred tapir]

theyre fine

[plain bough]

Bet they reside on Mars instead

Pretty sure it had all the military complexes + helldiver training facilities

[sacred tapir]

yeah i think so

thats where we are when we train iirc

[fringe bear]

The armors look great though.

☕ 🐝 🇺🇸

[sacred tapir]

meh theyre mid imo

[sacred tapir]

[balmy spire]

why did they remove limb health?

[sacred tapir]

What are you talking about?

You can still break body parts in HD2

[balmy spire]

doesnt affect damage

u can see it in bugs

limb damage doesnt exist anymore

[sacred tapir]

Last i checked my arm got broken by a stalker when i played last

Which really wasnt long ago

[balmy spire]

....

for bugs

[sacred tapir]

Yeah? A stalker is a bug

[balmy spire]

the bugs themselves

have no limb damage taken

so u have wingless bugs

etc

[sacred tapir]

oh

ok thats strange

you didnt word it correctly to be understood that way

it sounded like bugs couldnt break your limbs

[sacred tapir]

just tried playing a duo with a random

kept getting screwed over since i was horde control

he just kept fucking off to do his own thing

i was basically a one man army with a dumb moronic team mate that books it off to nowhere

its stupid when you gotta fight the whole stalker/hunter/charger horde when im running AC, concussive lib and the bushwhacker (which is a solid loadout with a team that isnt braindead)

the AC is no pushover, but its the opener, not the workhorse like on normal bugs

im just gonna go to normal bugs lol, since predator strain has stupid people queueing

[balmy spire]

i find it a good challange

since u end up with 1 life the whole time lol

[sacred tapir]

well i dont mind it, i just hate when i run a teamplay loadout

then some retard just runs off alone

he even had the right stuff to support me

[scarlet edge]

He has obligation to help you, next time just ask the people if they can help you

[balmy spire]

people with chinese names are godly

for some reason

[loud bison]

i wonder why

[sacred tapir]

i did

i said stop running off

youre getting both of us killed

then i said it again and continued to say neither of us are 1 man armies, and to stick together

then he straight bailed on the mission

leaving me ENTIRELY solo

actual slug gaming

[scarlet edge]

you can always have people like that, but next time ASK for help instead of commanding

people dont like to be commanded

[loud bison]

[plain bough]

https://www.youtube.com/live/QChlgNJvbZk?feature=shared

We got 2 recalibrated now

[plain bough]

Think the calibration rate is 1 per day, so monday we'll get the convenient news with update the next day

[sacred tapir]

No, if youre not gonna listen the first time i ask, im commanding the second tiem

[sacred tapir]

i kinda wish shriekers were more common sometimes

just so i have more of a use for flak rounds

[plain bough]

We need a support titan that has a small shrieker nest on its back

[sacred tapir]

DUUUDE

i like the way you think

kinda like the jammer strider

[plain bough]

We about to get the 3rd calibration up

see yall in 12hrs when we solve the last one I guess

[sacred tapir]

yeah fr XD

i cant be asked to sit there and watch

[cloud sorrel]

WHERE IS HE?

[sacred tapir]

SEA SALT! I NEED YOU SEA SALT

Are you sure?

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[cloud sorrel]

YOUR NOT LISTENING

[sacred tapir]

earf is not yours to conquer

[cloud sorrel]

Guess who’s finally getting his powers

[sacred tapir]

are you sure

[cloud sorrel]

Pretty sure

Just threw a trash bag

Into outer space

[sacred tapir]

are you sure

[cloud sorrel]

Are you sure

[sacred tapir]

are you sure

[dire igloo]

Proof that arrowhead has gone schizophrenic

[plain bough]

Not their fault for the most part, it's people who has to fix the stations but they input shit like that lol

[sacred tapir]

or chicken jockey

[plain bough]

there was a long line of that earlier

[sacred tapir]

yeah i think we got the Rotdivers working on it

thats the issue

[cloud sorrel]

FREEEZIA!!!

ITS TIME…

TO PAY!!!!

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/dlovan-willem-dafoe-gif-24004338

the station has brainrot

[sacred tapir]

Yeah i genuinely cant wait for something to actually happen

[hasty sandal]

calibration is... TOMORROW

[plain bough]

Damn taking forever for the last datablock

I want meh news

[plain bough]

Last directive for the datablock, now we just wait for it to be completed

[pale hollow]

O shit, here we go

[plain bough]

https://www.youtube.com/live/QChlgNJvbZk?feature=shared

[pale hollow]

❗

[plain bough]

Are we about to shit our pants I wonder

[pale hollow]

Wet wipes ready, bucket ready, probiotics ready.
It's shittin' time

omfg

[plain bough]

Oh good lord another konami code

[pale hollow]

more shit

[plain bough]

This is gonna take half an hour lol

[pale hollow]

yep

Welp, guess I'll pack up my shittin'-gear

[plain bough]

at least the delay is 10s a piece

[valid hedge]

i haven't played in a while

idk whats happening

[plain bough]

We're supposedly gonna shit our pants with this major update tomorrow

alongside the warbond

[pale hollow]

Humans barely evolved from monkeys, look at this repeat shittery

Hmm "LEFT" did not work.... Maybe we should try "LEFT" instead

[hasty sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/update-update-is-tomorrow-gif-2143560552895271969

big

[plain bough]

pants shat, soon

[hasty sandal]

you know shit is going down when the music gets more intenise

[valid hedge]

wow they managed to put two of the 33 code inputs so far

[plain bough]

truly the minds of helldivers is unparalleled

[hasty sandal]

[plain bough]

The first line is about to be completed

[hasty sandal]

surely another puzzle wont be after this

[valid hedge]

didn't you see the fragment

[plain bough]

10x larger lol

[valid hedge]

it was like 1/3

[hasty sandal]

havent been watched

[valid hedge]

don't need to

just scroll through it

also people seem to actually being able to put inputs proper

[plain bough]

It just takes 20 minutes for the braincells to compute

[valid hedge]

brain calibration before terminal calibration

[plain bough]

second line done

their collective consciousness is working

[valid hedge]

going quick now

bruh

wtf

"signal degraded"

[hasty sandal]

now hold on now

[plain bough]

Would be funny if we had to do it again

[hasty sandal]

standby

[valid hedge]

[hasty sandal]

any second now

[plain bough]

any

second

now

[hasty sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/garn47-car-cat-mouth-watering-heavy-breathing-cat-gif-11931889260534115713

[valid hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-funny-editing-photoshop-gif-4010364909273162247

[plain bough]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-mrbean-bean-mr-bean-holiday-mr-bean-holiday-movie-gif-3228235746377647455

[hasty sandal]

oop

[valid hedge]

back to recalibrating the brains

[plain bough]

We're back

3 more to go

[valid hedge]

2

[narrow trout]

https://fixvx.com/Helldiversmedia/status/1921959789879284038

Helldivers 2 Media (@Helldiversmedia)

Potentially new Illuminate unit spotted on Super Earth.

THEY INVADED SUPER EARTH!!

#Helldivers2
https://t.co/9inTlht0eE

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 12, 2025, 4:04 PM

chat what the fuck

[plain bough]

Does that thing have 3 arms

[hasty sandal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1199018584949669898.gif?size=44&quality=lossless

[valid hedge]

i think

[hasty sandal]

fuckin l4d2 charger

ITS DONE

[valid hedge]

its a multiple bodied amalgamation of the voteless

[hasty sandal]

gg we did it

[plain bough]

Now we wait for something

[plain bough]

Anyone else see Meridia blackhole in the distance

[hasty sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-caseoh-twitch-take-a-picture-picture-moment-in-history-gif-18128752694931999774

is it getting bigger

also if its meridia how can it be glowing when blackholes/wormholes draw in light

[plain bough]

pants still not shat

[hasty sandal]

tomorrow

you will loose 20lbs

[hasty sandal]

is this even real

did arrowhead post this somewhere first

MO ends in 15 btw

[pale hollow]

This shit is so boring I didn't even feel a slight dribble of diarrhea, nothing at all. My pants remain clean

[plain bough]

some purplish stuff bottom left?

[hasty sandal]

ss it

I just see the cities

[plain bough]

Eh give it a few minutes if its something

[valid hedge]

[hasty sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/update-game-game-update-gif-13330659533985679719

we also failed the MO

[plain bough]

average L

[hasty sandal]

people are moving to Ivis ingame

libcon 1 any second now

[echo verge]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-cancelled-gif-9661562198263154049

[hasty sandal]

[dire igloo]

so no update

[plain bough]

tomorrow

[spring quarry]

[narrow trout]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-fake-gif-7871202926367838366

[plucky lion]

it's called an accretion disk

[sacred tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-withrock-gif-27341353

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/mass-effect-gif-17985203

[plain bough]

https://tenor.com/view/aight-yeah-sounds-good-to-me-uff-okay-gif-16247969

Guess who's coming out of a wormhole

Station 81 is down as well

[plain tundra]

this shit is taking forever

[plain bough]

We got weapon customization it seems

my god our pants will be shat this day if its true

[plain tundra]

and full superstore

yippee

can't wait to trick out my sickle

[plain bough]

Dominator better have a even bigger magazine for me

[eager cliff]

we are getting exploded

[plain bough]

Guns got color schemes too

[eager cliff]

pog

[spring quarry]

[plain bough]

It's beautiful, time to see how the new Illuminate play

[eager cliff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEtwaDPxqB0

we need this to play on Super Earth if we ever get there

[spring quarry]

very very slow

[eager cliff]

yeah i assume their servers are overloaded

[plain bough]

Most of the guns don't have attachments beyond sights and foregrips

[eager cliff]

Helldivers is back on the menu boys

[eager cliff]

well its better than having nothing i guess

[plain bough]

Adjudicator gonna be a top pick tho

[eager cliff]

i guess it's a start

[plain bough]

foregrip nullifies the vertical recoil on it

[eager cliff]

i dont think people wanted anything complex , just sights and shit

[eager cliff]

good cause i like that gun a lot

[plain bough]

SMGs and ARs got drum mags now

[eager cliff]

does the ughhh

the mp5 one have it

[plain bough]

the medium pen? no

[eager cliff]

reprimand

[plain bough]

best you can do is kill the vertical recoil on it as well

[eager cliff]

well that is good

[plain bough]

Alright time to level up the adjuicator

sidearms got no attachments

[plain tundra]

you can put a choke on the shotguns

holy shit

[plain tundra]

lmao

[plain bough]

Battle on Super Earth is Inevitable it says

[eager cliff]

[plain tundra]

breaker incendiary spread with full choke vs no choke

[plain bough]

Burn baby burn

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/ayo-ayo-what-the-fuck-what-the-fuck-gif-16592310

we got fucking jellyfish ships

[spring quarry]

MORE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

[plain bough]

Note to self, don't get in the way of the strafing run of illuminate fighter

[spring quarry]

What about stratagem weapons customisation?

[plain bough]

No customization there, at least now where Im seeing

[spring quarry]

[light nymph]

what's happening in HD2?

[spice sun]

I wish they did more stratagem balancing this update. I yearn for the day the railcannon strike is made worthwhile beyond diff 4

[plain bough]

Scroll up and witness

[light nymph]

I did, it looks meh, nothing to "Shit yourself" about

was wondering if that's it

[eager cliff]

simply make it have 2 or 3 charges at max upgrade

thats all it needs

[light nymph]

[plain bough]

the killzone stuff ain't got customization unfortunately

tho supposedly they fixed some of the accelerator rifles drawbacks

[light nymph]

honestly... For how long it took them to introduce it and for how little stuff they added before this... This feels very lack luster

[jaunty otter]

Does anti-aliasing work properly now?

[plain bough]

yeh

[jaunty otter]

FINALLLY.

[pale hollow]

Ah, it would seems my pants have been shat. gg Arrowhead

[cloud sorrel]

No stealth warbond

I want to be metal gear!!

[eager cliff]

yeah first dive , infinite loading screen

[spring quarry]

[graceful compass]

lol

[spring quarry]

[potent leaf]

what do you mean they added weapon modding

[spring quarry]

looks like useless idk

no new scopes

killzome guns ain't got customization

the only interesting thing is the muzzle brake for shotguns, which allows for horizontal spread of buckshot

and so, old scopes and useless handles

and the skins are so-so visually
although the desert and night look cool\

[plain bough]

Give it some time and I'm sure we'll see GLs and perhaps addditional ammo types to play with

[spring quarry]

[plain bough]

I'm also pretty sure there was a leak quite a while ago about a toxic dominator, so perhaps ammo types are in the works

[spring quarry]

and I will continue to dream about a flashlight on a medium machine gun

[eager cliff]

78k + DSS on Widows

Ouskha we so back

[plain bough]

We not even on peak time yet as well

[eager cliff]

i assume by weekend we gonna get Super Earth battle itself

we will probably hit peak then

[median trellis]

we have never been more back

[plucky lion]

just what the breaker needed

these new illuminate definitely up the danger

the fighters seem to only have medium armor, but the strafing runs are absolutely lethal and dont give a lot of time to avoid

[narrow trout]

SOLDIERS WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!?

[median trellis]

the battle for super earth soonTM

[plain bough]

Our home is gonna be assaulted

[narrow trout]

[plucky lion]

i for one welcome our new squid overlords

[plain bough]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-gif-13746396505480870613

Also anyone else notice we still not using the console on the other side of our weapons loadout

What will AH do with it I wonder

[plucky lion]

probably where u get to select the thiccness of ur new squid buddy

[potent leaf]

Pink horror located

[potent leaf]

I chose as thin as possible and now I have a slenderman octopus living in my apartment who reaches out with apendages every time I walk past

Super earth be dammned this roomate situation is crazy

[plucky lion]

embrace the noodelly appendages

[eager cliff]

if you are caught mid animation or smth during the strafe u are fucked

[plucky lion]

i already got killed 3 times by them today the instant i left me hellpod

teammates trow reinforce beacon down and it takes just enough time to get down right as the fighter comes back to strafe you

[plain bough]

At least the figher is a rare occurence that comes about and has low HP and lightly armored

But still, don't wanna get caught in the strafe

[plucky lion]

uhh yeah it ain't like automaton gunships where it's ok to ignore them for a little bit

gotta kill that thing fast or it kills you fast

supposedly gunships got buffed this patch though. i wonder how they are now? there got nerfed too hard last year and it made them just kinda of hang around most of the time, not doing much

[plain bough]

hull body got lower armor and higher HP, but shoots more often with slightly higher accuracy

[plucky lion]

yeah i read the notes

[plain bough]

Should be fine tho

[plucky lion]

i just wonder how much of a difference. gunships were damn deadly at launch

then they went to pretty weak

[plain bough]

Also tried out the Accelerator Rifle, pretty good now

[plucky lion]

oh nice i always wanted to like that gun but it needed a buff

getting rid of nearly all damage dropoff will make it actually feel like a long range weapon finally lol

[plain bough]

they reduced the projectile drag so it reaches the target fast and retains pretty much most of its damage

if not all

[plucky lion]

still has a 0.1 drag on the projectile

so i guess u get a tiny damage loss

[plain bough]

I'd say you retain about 95% damage at longer ranges

which is good for a sniper rifle

[plucky lion]

can you use it to kill the fighters reliably?

[plain bough]

When its about to start the strafe yup

otherwise its far too fast to catch

[plucky lion]

they accelerate like crazy when leaving the strafe

tried to catch them a couple times after they strafed with airburst rockets but never landed a hit lol

[dire igloo]

So I heard update and the game isn't poo poo fart now because theres actual progression via weapons

Thank Jesus fucking Christ

[plucky lion]

it's really not a very impressive progression. it's basic and reuses a lot of stuff already in the game

[plain bough]

But still its a start for greater things

[plucky lion]

if u dont just enjoy helldiving for helldiving's sake i dont think this update is going to keep you around long at all

[dire igloo]

The whole purpose of these games is progression

[plucky lion]

(i dont give much of a shit about progression. if the game is fun, it's fun! i dont need to 'progress' in any other way than my own abilities)

[dire igloo]

If there is anything to rpogress

[plain bough]

I'd want explosive ammo for my dominator, but I'll take a foregrip to help kill some of the vertical recoil a bit

[dire igloo]

Progress

It gud update

[plucky lion]

this is an opinion. one that can be changed. and if you do change it, the game looks different...

instead of 'can i get some skins or unlocks?' you could be asking yourself 'how do i want to blow up my enemies today?'

[eager cliff]

got -475 for killing citizens

the mission is cancerous on super hd

[plucky lion]

hard to keep em alive when u got 50 of those tanky monstrosities around every corner, soaking up all your ammo

[eager cliff]

yeah those things are aids but the wasp is decent

that shit is peak

piu piu piu boom boom boom

[plucky lion]

i'm still not too sure how to efficiently kill those things

[eager cliff]

thermites

[plucky lion]

they look like they would be weak to leg shots with all the weight on those little legs, but even putting a couple railgun rounds into one's foot didnt stop it

[plain bough]

People say aim for the legs, but I ain't seeing it

[eager cliff]

i use stun grenades and i let others deal with them

[plain bough]

It's gonna be another berserker thing again lol, the giant glowing stomach wasn't a weakpoint till more recently

[plucky lion]

using thermites on a light armor enemy would feel so wrong lol

yeah for now i dont think these abominations have any weak point

cant stagger them with anything or blow any limbs off it seems

[eager cliff]

wasp kills one in 4 direct hits

[plucky lion]

one airburst rocket does the trick too, but it's a little overkill maybe heh

probably one of the best tools for taking out groups of them i bet

[plain bough]

perhaps explosive weapons are for the fleshmob

[plucky lion]

i was hitting them with incindiary grenades too but i only saw one die to the fire after i had emptied a mag from the punisher into it

one madlad was trying to use the flamethrower but it went pretty badly for him

[plain bough]

I tried the flamer as well, didn't work out as much as I wanted

against anything else tho it worked

[plucky lion]

he was doing the hover pack + flamer to fight harvesters lol

probably works better than it used to, but it still looked like a bad idea

[dire igloo]

The same 3 fucking guns no changes because the rest of them do poopoofart

Or use 500 kg

There is only so much gameplay until it gets boring and repetitive

[plucky lion]

which 3 guns do you use all the time?

[dire igloo]

The white medium pen variant of that 1 gun

I forgot what its called

Funny electricity gun

Cus its finny

Funny*

And

[plucky lion]

blitzer i guess

[dire igloo]

No just the arc gun

Like the one on ur 3 slot

[dire igloo]

Railgun

[plucky lion]

the strategem one

[dire igloo]

Yes

[plucky lion]

well you are using stuff that i almost never use

you could try playing with random loadouts for a bit. https://hd2random.com/

[plain bough]

I still gotta try out the railgun, spread went from 10 to 0.1

[plucky lion]

i never knew i loved the punisher plasma or the eruptor until i got stuck with them in a random loadout

[plucky lion]

probably wont be noticeable until you get some actual optics for it lol

[plain bough]

no scope woe upon me

[plucky lion]

i am looking forward to being able to actually snipe things with the railgun

it was always so dumb to have such a perfect long range weapon with no zoom

[plain bough]

Also with fire being buffed against larger enemies, I'd probably take full flamer gear for bugs and burn everything

Also anyone else getting a bug with guard dogs? They seem to have trouble returning to backpack to refill and disappear at times too

[plucky lion]

idk i got tired of my guard dog mulching me whenever enemies were below me so i stopped bringing it lol

[plucky lion]

wait a sec u are the iedy i have been friends with on steam for years aren't you!

[eager cliff]

[plain bough]

If that same Iedy play thousands of hours of tarkov

[plucky lion]

actually was thinking thousands of hours of mordhau

[eager cliff]

Yes i remember you from Mordhau Discord

[plucky lion]

ahh so it is you lol

[eager cliff]

its been years lol

I always had the birb pfp ofc its me

[plucky lion]

yeah we havent played mord together in a looong time

i dont even play it anymore at all

idk why i didnt realize for so long lol

[eager cliff]

i installed it for shits and giggles but yeah game is dead content wise

good time spent on it

[plucky lion]

oh yeah it was a good time for a while, but the game has very few people playing anymore and it just isn't the same

[eager cliff]

no content either , they had bad update cycle but now its dead

they relese horde updates nobody cares and thats it

no new maps coming etc

but the game was a success overall

most of the og team left i heard

Crush Cocaine

[plucky lion]

they always had a PAINFULLY slow way of making maps that took forever because they gotta make every little rock a special little rock or something

[eager cliff]

only way i play now is messer and bear traps and i fuck around

[plucky lion]

i still stick around in the mord discord just waiting for when they announce the next game. i am hopeful that another few years of cocaine can produce another banger

[eager cliff]

aye im open to new games from them , they did a good job for a small team

i have heard the game has terrible moderators nowadays

[plucky lion]

they did outstanding

[eager cliff]

is Silverleo still mod

[plucky lion]

but yes.. the state of chat in mord discord is like over 50% is just mods spamming memes at eachother

hardly and actual discussion of anything at all

[eager cliff]

makes sense the game is just a shadow of what it was in popularity

[plucky lion]

and yes, leo is still a mod of course. that would never change. he is way too careful to lose his position

[eager cliff]

doubt they want him gone even so , he was dedicated and had time for it

at this point he must be one of the oldest / og moderators

that knows the rules etc

i used to directly report ppl to him and he would mute / ban them on the spot it was funny

[plucky lion]

i always found his flair for publicly humiliating those he was about to execute to be very distasteful

[eager cliff]

i would bait people to say the N word with him in game and he would have to mute them

[eager cliff]

he was always a sassy dude

but the public humiliating thingie seems to be a moderator feature , i enjoy it as well

but only the real bad ones

but yeah overall they made that dumb girl a mod before i left, birdie or smth

and she was harassing me ingame in chat over some shit i said in discord a while ago

that was very distasteful i didnt even know her

[plucky lion]

from what little i gather from looking once in a while, the mod team is different in character than it used to be

[eager cliff]

yeah sometimes i pop in mordhau reddit out of boredom and 40% of posts are about moderators being power trippy

[plucky lion]

more of the 'haha i'm so nice and loving and whatever to everyone' and then an instant later they pull out the knives on you

the kind of two faced shit i hate more than what leo does

[eager cliff]

yeah and with a community as small as morhdau has now , that is bad business

iirc they used to share nsfw in moderator chats or shit

[plucky lion]

now THAT sounds like the mord moderators i know

this new shit feels more like a mod team from ur average AAA developer (a bunch of fake niceness on top of the loaded revolver called mod powers)

[eager cliff]

yeah i guess they just got new guys that didnt grow with the community

damn i had so many warns on that server

and mutes

i got banned ingame as well for streamsniping that hobo retard

grave something

good times

[plucky lion]

oh u streamsniped that nerd? haha nice work he was begging for it

[eager cliff]

and then i got him banned

[plucky lion]

i vaguely remember the drama about him, but it was too long ago

[eager cliff]

yeah we got him banned in the end , got footage from other ppl with him griefing other players + calling them names and votekick abusing and he got banned in the end

helped that he was hated by everyone in the mod team back then

[eager cliff]

very

i was still in college

that makes it what , 5 years ago

[plucky lion]

lol you're a youngin still

[eager cliff]

the age is in teh heart ( figuratively and ltierally )

[plucky lion]

ikr even if my back is fucked and my knees dont work, if i can still talk shit to a teenager then i still got it

[hasty sandal]

she's gone

[valid hedge]

you're right

[sacred tapir]

good

gone, reduced to atom

atom singular

[plucky lion]

i watched all 3 of u get strafed into pieces TWICE in that round

absolutely savage

[plain bough]

She's gone to professional development training

[hasty sandal]

good for her

[eager cliff]

tutorial is no longer on mars

[valid hedge]

hm

[sacred tapir]

what the hell is this?

gross

i liked the mars one

glad i grew up with mars training map, and not this shit

[hasty sandal]

why is vro mr Fantastic

[sacred tapir]

me when i hit the living biomass and its biomass stops the vehicle:

https://tenor.com/view/2-gif-7749019966943875056

[plain bough]

The Fleshmob is quite the tanky mofo

[sacred tapir]

ok but i got a question

does a recoiless kill it?