Or a forklift
#🤖🐛🦑helldivers
bleak patrol
loud bison
up armored bulldozer
dire igloo
500kg:
pale hollow
500kg:
That is more like... uhhhm, a big hole
I need a narrow slit in the ground, a trench if you will
dire igloo
So you can get focus fired by enemies better?
pale hollow
So you can get focus fired by enemies better?
So I can die of trench foot
dire igloo
Ur gonna get ran down by a flamethrower hulk in ur own trench b4 that happens
valid hedge
I need a narrow slit in the ground, a *trench* if you will
equip bayonets
valid hedge
what now
narrow trout
sacred tapir
what now
oh my GOOOODDD
WHYYY
WHAT DID THEY DO NOWWW
WE JUST GOT THE FUCKING THING
LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO MAX
fair robin
fair robin
WE JUST GOT THE FUCKING THING
rthe msuic started goign ahrd and the mechs started raging
olive elbow
WE JUST GOT THE FUCKING THING
No one defended the sector
It's almost like we have tactical locations no ones defending
Cuz everyone wants to fight the fucking bugs
Was like that in the first game too
olive elbow
Ok well let me reiterate
valid hedge
its back at matar bay
valid hedge
got a bot defense on charon prime just started 5 min ago or so
bleak patrol
Ur gonna get ran down by a flamethrower hulk in ur own trench b4 that happens
Bold of you to assume I will let any bots close to my trench
dire igloo
yea well you wont stop them when they bot drop on top of you cause they thought it was funny now
dire igloo
https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/912320242301149215/1338285841885...
you got lucky and you still panic leaped at the end of the clip 
bleak patrol
I didn't
My replays are bound to alt+f10
Leaping is bound to alt
Whenever I take replays, I jump
You can see it on the shovel POI clip
dire igloo
makes sense
hasty sandal
steady zinc
latent zodiac
bleak patrol
Sweet liberty
We should name this invention "the catapult" or something
plucky lion
i am totally going to try this, and probably end up nuking myself multiple times
raw folio
steady zinc
valid hedge
democracy flows
spring quarry
plain bough
Super Earth casually not doing anything while a black hole is coming closer to Angel's Venture
dire igloo
democracy flows
me after a paintball match
plain bough
graceful compass
plain bough
Sickle being the top tier weapon once more
hasty sandal
plain bough
So now we got 2 weapons that isn't support weapons that classify as heavy pen
Senator and Las17 Sickle
bleak patrol
So now we got 2 weapons that isn't support weapons that classify as heavy pen
At least out of the 2 I know I won't be using one ever
bleak patrol
I just want to say
If we permanently lose 2 planets on the bug front
That will be lame as fuck
valid hedge
mfw its still at 0
hasty sandal
also smh if they went to gar harden they could take it easily
but no they go to a 2.00% planet
bleak patrol
I'm laughing at the current situation all the way from Matar Bay
valid hedge
bruh we lost all our liberation for it during defenses
bleak patrol
I would help with the squids, but there's one problem
The squid campaigns are too short
I usually don't sit through the entire operation at once, I do 1-2 missions per sitting
So even if I were to go fight off squids, I will finish my op long after the invasion ends
So I just drop where I both enjoy fighting and know that eventually I will help with the war effort 
bleak patrol
dire igloo
Just explode the planet already
steady zinc
rare badger
bleak patrol
People are too busy crying about the Sickle changes
Once more, the HD2 community proves to be absolute dogshit
plain bough
I blame the 10k people on erata
evacuation should've been done days ago lol, now only the high-priority ones get to evac
pale hollow
evacuation should've been done days ago lol, now only the high-priority ones get...
They were only ever the ones who would be evacuated, FTL travel needs bug juice and it ain't cheap
bleak patrol
I blame the 10k people on erata
As I said before, lame as fuck
That's the 2nd planet on bug front that will be gone forever
Instead of removing a planet on Bot or Squid fronts, they will remove another one on the Bug front, and bugs aren't even the ones to blame this time
If we are going to destroy a bug front planet, I'd want the singularity to do a sick drift next to Angel's Venture and go straight to Erata, taking all the Helldivers on it together with the planet
hasty sandal
amen
eager cliff
I blame the 10k people on erata
plain bough
20hrs and we need another 4 planets defended, we fucked bros
hasty sandal
I know damn well the major order failed announcement is gonna look mega condensing
bleak patrol
I bet that people will say that we were meant to fail this MO and there was no way for us to win
Because it's easier to blame the devs than to accept the fact that they fucked up
hasty sandal
Because it's easier to blame the devs than to accept the fact that they fucked u...
"shit teacher" mentality
dire igloo
ngl
it kinda goes both ways
cause why would I want to go on this planet thats getting fucked by boring ass enemies that are boring as shit to fight to collect samples (which I don't need) and explore minor places of interest (which are bugged) cause its a city map, when I can just go power trip on automatons
or bugs
unless it isn't illuminates that you are fighting on that planet then idk, players are just dumb lol
valid hedge
I blame the 10k people on erata
why do people even get on if they aren't going to do the order
bleak patrol
cause why would I want to go on this planet thats getting fucked by boring ass e...
That's just personal taste
valid hedge
why do people even get on if they aren't going to do the order
wastes liberation power
plain bough
Give some positive incentive to play for the MO, like some random ass strategem or more resources/xp
bleak patrol
I also prefer to fight automatons, but I do jump into MOs that are not bot related from time to time
dire igloo
Give some positive incentive to play for the MO, like some random ass strategem ...
this
I agree
hasty sandal
why do people even get on if they aren't going to do the order
they're just bugdivers
they love fighting bugs
bleak patrol
They should go work in QA if they love fighting bugs so much
valid hedge
kek
bleak patrol
At least they would be helpful there
plain bough
Idk man, some of these bugdivers fight like shit lol
dire igloo
realistically this way of making a story by letting players impact it with no reward is meh
valid hedge
bodies are bodies
plain bough
How hard is it to dodge melee combatants
dire igloo
cause shit like this happens
bleak patrol
I don't mind this kind of storytelling
dire igloo
if the devs just wrote in "oh yea if we take this the helldivers get rewarded with a stratagem" that shit would be cleared
in like 1 day
bleak patrol
Because we can only blame ourselves (or in this case, the bugdivers)
valid hedge
i think the DSS should implement a warbond dump
hasty sandal
if the devs just wrote in "oh yea if we take this the helldivers get rewarded wi...
they've done that before
a decent bit
but they ran out of things to bribe us with
valid hedge
or any kind of warbond dump that isn't DSS
hasty sandal
now its just "oooooo big orb move"
dire igloo
they should just make the MOs a weekly thing then
valid hedge
maybe it will be for weapon customization
dire igloo
make something during the week and strap it as a reward onto the MO
valid hedge
soon™️
bleak patrol
now its just "oooooo big orb move"
We did get MOs that rewarded nothing tho
For some people MOs are just a direction to follow and the reward doesn't matter
bleak patrol
you only get it if you PARTICIPATE
Ah yes, let's introduce FOMO to the game
dire igloo
you can also just make a way to obtain them later
its a company funded by sony
come on we can't be forgetting this
hasty sandal
you only get it if you PARTICIPATE
I want more than just medals
valid hedge
i want to spend my medals on more then warbonds
hasty sandal
that doesnt mean req slips please do NOT give me them
dire igloo
debatably helldivers is rn the biggest bread maker for sony as well so they would be given help
if they were to want to elevate the games progression or anything or do more things
like a reward for MOs
insanity I know
dire igloo
that doesnt mean req slips please do NOT give me them
its also the fact that there is a cap on how much of resource you can have
so what even is the point of playing if you are maxed out on all resources and have nothing to spend them on at all
valid hedge
you know what pissed me off the most
we were like 99% on two illuminate defenses
before loss
hasty sandal
TRUE
valid hedge
and then you have fucks
dire igloo
at that point just make it a close victory
valid hedge
that waste time
hasty sandal
we keep fumbling it
valid hedge
20k people fucking about
hasty sandal
the collective helldiver force is doing its best internet explorer impession
valid hedge
contributing nothing
bleak patrol
The only people that are truly wasting time are the 10k on Erata
The other ones aren't doing too much damage
valid hedge
if you're online and not helping youre pulling from the liberation power
bleak patrol
Oh fuck off with that mentality
valid hedge
its based on the people online
hasty sandal
"if you're not part of the solution you're part of the problem"
dire igloo
what if just the enemies win
hasty sandal
valid hedge
fr
hasty sandal
"if you're not part of the solution you're part of the problem"
dont agree with me
dire igloo
instant incentive to just fight the enemies cause you are stopping them from progressing and fucking you after the MO is finished
hasty sandal
there are quotation marks
dire igloo
like something simple would be easy as shit to make
oh bots won this MO now the tanks have anti personal teslas that come out of them
valid hedge
you know
dire igloo
like are in-built into the tank
valid hedge
at least we defended 1 bot planet
bleak patrol
oh bots won this MO now the tanks have anti personal teslas that come out of the...
This would do nothing
valid hedge
dire igloo
they have 100+ employees and are doing NOTHING with them
hasty sandal
I get that the dogs on erata are dumb, if their aim is to liberate it then yes they are dumb
but if they just wanna fight bugs on a desert planet then all power too them
bleak patrol
The point is that you are complaining here where we have 0 contact with AH so your complaints are just a waste of time
dire igloo
lets be so fr
AH is not reading anything in that discord anyways
its a echo chamber
bleak patrol
hasty sandal
its a echo chamber
just like us
bleak patrol
The chances of your feedback reaching them is higher there anyway
dire igloo
makes no difference where I complain I will echo chamber where I want
bleak patrol
I get that the dogs on erata are dumb, if their aim is to liberate it then yes t...
See, obviously we can't force everyone to play the MO, people deserve to have fun in a video game, which is why I don't complain about anyone who is on the other planets. But the number of players on Erata alone is too much to just ignore them as just "dudes having fun", because they singlehandedly cause problems with defending against the squids
If just half of them switched to squid planets, we would have no problems
The MO would be done by now
dire igloo
is anyone on helldivers 2 right now
i need a screenshot of erata
like the player amount
im doing something so I require it
bleak patrol
dire igloo
appreciated
bleak patrol
It's not from the game, but it counts 
bleak patrol
In other news
dire igloo
absolutely railed
valid hedge
btw guys
a small tech for a flipped FRV
is to bring something like the Eruptor and shoot the FRV
it'll blast it out
no guarantee it'll be a perfect fix but beats just losing it automatically
plucky lion
i have discovered the fun of bringing no support weap and just using whatever i find on the ground
makes things a bit more interesting!
valid hedge
i've found joy in bringing only equipment
plucky lion
but u can only use one at a time sooo that sounds like a lot of juggling
balmy spire
also made this one rq
OMG GUYS!!!11!! GUYS THE COOL EVENT IS TOTALLY ABOUT TO HAPPEN THIS TIME
I FEEL SOMETHING BIG BREWING UP MAYBE THEY WILL FINALLY ADD THE CONTENT WE HAVE BEEN WAITING ON FOR MONTHS!!!!11!
not trying to hate but OH MY GOD it really does feel like breadcrumbs at times
yeah yeah I'm whiney but I want to shoot more blue people already
If you went up to me a year ago and showed me the grand total of the new warbonds and a fraction of the new faction I would have assumed you were showing me the state the game would be in 3 or some months from now
not over a year
pale hollow
valid hedge
narrow trout
i love how cinematic the start was then everything went to shit the moment you dived
bleak patrol
Oh my fucking god, they moved the DSS to Erata
errant osprey
pale hollow
Oh my fucking god, they moved the DSS to Erata <:omegakekw:1016121110372306944>
Probably because there was no better option at the time.
Remember, the devs made it so you can't place it on a new invasion, unless it has gone through an entire 'empty' voting cycle first.
bleak patrol
Yeah, but if we can't send it to the squids then at least send it to bots or something so that the bugdivers will suffer
steady zinc
slim coral
steady zinc
spring quarry
balmy spire
DSS should be on Matar Bay blockading access to planets that would assist the bots in capturing Chort Bay. Who wants to fight on the fart planet again?
What the fuck
bleak patrol
Funny thing is that if we had failed the MO which turned Meridia into a black hole, the singularity would be approaching Ivis right now, and not Angel's Venture
The failure of that MO would result in the singularity forming on Moradesh instead
eager cliff
Imagine if they sent the black hole to Hellmire
Hell we would even help them gather more Dark Energy
plain bough
Figured a blackhole would eat up more of the planet
bleak patrol
That's exactly the leaked planet destruction I saw on the internet few days ago
eager cliff
plain bough
did a hit and run instead
Dine n dash
dire igloo
I bet the devs wanted this
thats just gonna be turned into a Cadia reference 100%
they are going to build veteran military training facilities on the larger left over debris of the planet
some time in the future
after we get rid of the illuminate singularity
valid hedge
pale hollow
Adam Smasher playing with his food be like:
valid hedge
insane skill issue
dire igloo
What the genuine fuck did I just watch
valid hedge
like why tf would you just stand there
valid hedge
What happened to venture ?
sharp kindle
steady zinc
valid hedge
My ass somehow surviving in my FRV
steady zinc
bleak patrol
bleak patrol
I'm pretty sure that the personal orders are random most of the time
But if I was a dev, I'd absolutely do stuff like this just to punish people for being greedy
Remember, 15 medals are worth more than an entire fucking planet
hasty sandal
honestly real
helldivers aren't taking the threat seriously enough
its deplorable
plain bough
Let's make it that some planets produce some of our strategems and support weapons, force people to defend em or lose equipment for a while
bleak patrol
hasty sandal
we're so back
bleak patrol
onyx sparrow
steady zinc
pale hollow
fiery tendon
hasty sandal
A level fucking 40 invasion on fenir????
great
oh it’s the major order
we better not fuck this one up aswell
median trellis
bleak patrol
Us? I'm not going there
plain bough
Lovely predator hunters that can cloak
hasty sandal
plain bough
Groups of enhanced stalkers roaming
Just realized the screenshots are low quality af lol
why tf it doing that
eager cliff
hasty sandal
suffering from success
bleak patrol
Suffering from playing too much
plain bough
I would toss my excess samples at any lower level helldiver that needs em
too bad that's not an option
hasty sandal
also HOLY super credits
valid hedge
also HOLY super credits
yeah i had one day where i just helped a shitton of people here farm super creds
sacred tapir
yeah i had one day where i just helped a shitton of people here farm super creds
and you have no use for them
valid hedge
i think its time for a barbeque
plain bough
bugdivers literally getting filtered by all the stalkers and hunters lol
pale hollow
We should be able to dump resources to speed up the cooldown as well, even if there was a limit on how much it could be sped up. Would be nice.
bleak patrol
So I have learnt today that if you have the Guard Dog on your back, it blocks projectiles
plain bough
It's amazing how the Predator strain is filtering most of the teams I've joined
One guy even died 14 times by the end lol
valid hedge
It's amazing how the Predator strain is filtering most of the teams I've joined
honestly this makes me happy
plain bough
honestly this makes me happy
An event comparable to the shrieker hordes of Meridia
valid hedge
true
sacred tapir
It's amazing how the Predator strain is filtering most of the teams I've joined
the what?
narrow trout
pale hollow
Btw, I have deleted all other messages than this one, leaving it as proof for the mods. Shithead is also muted now
pale hollow
This is why we need mods from the Americas, everyone is asleep at these hours 
sacred tapir
This is why we need mods from the Americas, everyone is asleep at these hours <:...
i mean americas arent much better its 11PM
you want someone from aussie area
they would be up all day from here on
pale hollow
i mean americas arent much better its 11PM
Depends on the exact place
pale hollow
yep
sacred tapir
thats still only like 8PM
again aussie is best for this exact time, it would be like 3pm
pale hollow
Problem is, Australians don't exist, so yeah, there is it.
Australia is a psyop perpetrated by the illuminati to hide the existence of Atlantis
bleak patrol
I'm not needed on the bug front and squid front makes me want to throw my computer off the window
Thanks game for spawning a 6th Harvester in the span of 1 minute
The game is trying really hard to lock me in the bot front by making literally every other place unfun as fuck
Eradication is my least liked mission type, and I'd rather do 3 Diff10 bot Erads in a row than go on a single mission on any other front
pale hollow
Groups of enhanced stalkers roaming
Fuck them new shits, they need to burn. (I love them, the game is better now)
steady zinc
sacred tapir
man shit was a rock in space
losing it aint a big deal
besides its clearly a nod to a warhammer crossover (meridia = black fortress and angels venture = cadia)
so we are getting a warhammer crossover
for sure (this isnt copium i swear)
valid hedge
besides its clearly a nod to a warhammer crossover (meridia = black fortress and...
you meant cadia
valid hedge
sacred tapir
no sleep
valid hedge
i get about the same this time
sacred tapir
they both had an ia at the end
so it kinda blended together
the glass is full
and it is full of dumb bitch juice
i be chuggin on that shit
valid hedge
they both had an ia at the end
sacred tapir
ok but wheres my divermarines?
because i want genetically modified divers
that are 6' 5" or more
it could be a strategem, that upon death youre replaced by a marine, but its a 1 time use per mission
idk
cool idea i guess?
obviously 1 time use would mean it would have to be somewhat op
bolter, probably would be heavy pen with explosive trait, and a chainsword with the ability to damage anything (weak on titans since youre hitting the leg)
and another variant of the strategem that has a power sword (i love power swords and i NEED one)
spring quarry
Hellmarines armor with power fist and shield 
||Yeah, my smartphone helps me with english words ||
finite monolith
plain bough
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/683044185846448270/1340707738136875080/im...
He just needs some ibuprofen
bleak patrol
ok but wheres my divermarines?
dire igloo
why is warhammer 40k there twice on the list
bleak patrol
Because we have regular guards and space marines
One fits more than the other
Also why do you ignore Halo being there twice as well
dire igloo
cause I dont care about halo in any way shape or form
eager cliff
udnerstandable
bleak patrol
We're missing out on Snoop Dogg in Helldivers 
dire igloo
idgaf abt snoop dogg
eager cliff
cause I dont care about halo in any way shape or form
i didnt know you are gay
eager cliff
shredder armour would go so good
plain bough
Died cause the evac terminal bugged out, last stand mode
Also Liberator Concussive quite nice for all the stalkers and hunters
valid hedge
why is warhammer 40k there twice on the list
you got the regular astra militarum which is the imperial guard made up of regular people vs the adeptus astartes who are the augmented super humans.
it would make sense to take from the guard as many guard die
but also some become war hero's
rarely tho
sacred tapir
dont do that
you cant just do that to me
crush my dreams entirely you asshole
let me sit here in ignorance believing it will happen
bleak patrol
I'm just forwarding the message
sacred tapir
fr
loud bison
bro laser cannon is so shit
it's really only good on bot front
oh wow, the bot raid is going to every channel
loud bison
so anyway, how about that predator strain
valid hedge
so anyway, how about that predator strain
➡️ ➡️ ⬇️ ⬅️ ➡️ ⬆️
thats how i react to them
sacred tapir
it's really only good on bot front
no its not
its shit on there too
railgun works better in all ways
1 shots a hulk and anything smaller than it
but this piece of shit? nah nothing
it works on everything
but it fucking SUCKS on everything as well
eager cliff
Ever since Orbital Napalm got added i think i used it 90% of the time
Shit is just awesome
fiery tendon
Instagram
hasty sandal
bro laser cannon is so shit
❌
spring quarry
heavy heart
Orbital laser is okay for the bot stronghold missions, cause one can destroy a command bunker as a lazy out, but I have to resist the urge to shoot anyone who brings it.
eager cliff
Orbital laser is okay for the bot stronghold missions, cause one can destroy a c...
why? laser is like mega goated
one of the few orbitals that kills most shit you throw it since it auto targets
heavy heart
Only when people realise you don't use it when you're surrounded by or being run at by enemies.
eager cliff
i didnt rly have this issue with ppl
minefields on the other hand, thats who i would shoot
people bringing anything but anti tank mines are simply griefers
heavy heart
And even then, all the other AOE strikes deal with groups better with the tiniest amount of aiming, and they're spammable.
The things they're really nice for is like, outposts and crap, but then you can just... Airstrike and have something useful at all times 'cept bot AA
eager cliff
i think 1 laser per team is good
more....idk could be problematic
i always bring laser on bots but i excliusively use it on big bases or fortress
i dont use it on waves
heavy heart
Eh, one can be helpful, but It's on the short list of things I'd rather not ever see.
Alongside mines and mortars on anything not a defence.
Well, HE mortar. EMS is great.
I'm happy to see smoke strikes because I too, long for the day for them to not be utterly pointless.
eager cliff
yeah that one....that one i never saw used ever
heavy heart
I saw one once. It was cool, but why?
I'm even willing to use smoke grenades, but I cannot see a point in the strikes
hasty sandal
the guy driving the car just drove directly into a lake and got 2/3 people in it killed
clearly theres a gas leak on erata cuz im noticing a skill problem
bleak patrol
Only when people realise you don't use it when you're surrounded by or being run...
That's just a dynamic difficulty increase
lost grail
Chaosdiver type fit
eager cliff
The amount of players that play like baboons with the Predator strain
yeah ngl i join a game and they are already at 6 reinforcments remanining and didnt even finish 1st objective
plain bough
yeah ngl i join a game and they are already at 6 reinforcments remanining and di...
I saw one dude who picked RR, he went up close n personal with the stalkers and didn't really use it for heavies at all lol
died like 14 times
hasty sandal
looks like erata is finally gonna be liberated
I wonder which planet the bugdivers will gravitate to once their beloved is won
vivid spoke
Orbital laser is okay for the bot stronghold missions, cause one can destroy a c...
I wouldn't have an issue if my friend didn't somehow happen to use it whenever we are SURROUNDED without ever CALLING IT OUT EITHER
eager cliff
I wonder which planet the bugdivers will gravitate to once their beloved is won
Hellmire
valid hedge
sacred tapir
people bringing anything but anti tank mines are simply griefers
i have a friend that uses them, but hes actually goated with the placements
he brings incin mines
never had an issue aside from the first few times he brought them
eager cliff
narrow trout
bleak patrol
Oh no
hasty sandal
this is the Illuminate mind control they were talking about
bleak patrol
There is only one thing on my mind and it's Managed Democracy
unborn ibex
I ran a match with the predator strain using only a liberator, peacemaker, recoiless rifle, and sentry guns on 5 with a newbie friend of mine. The realization that the tools at my disposal were NOT enough to deal with that many stalkers was stark and immediate.
I went from slaughtering them to getting mauled with a simple shift in gearset lmao.
plain bough
I ran a match with the predator strain using only a liberator, peacemaker, recoi...
The real shit happens when a roaming patrol of both stalkers and hunters appear around the corner
melee slaughterhouse
pale hollow
I had a match with the fart-dog, pummeller, and mech. I was the only one to never die and we exhausted all reinforcements.
Mechs are goated against the new bugs.
Also, my armour saved my ass multiple times, standard ol' Helldiver armour with extra padding, so good.
eager cliff
Yeah diff 10 is insane rn
Fire is also very good now , napalm the bug breaches or you get fucked
I always go as the bug breach killer, i will let the teammates deal with the heavies , i just focus on killing the fucking chaff cause holy hell if u let the little predator hunters swarm you its over
sacred tapir
man i could get more from the democratic sites the ministry of morale suggests
and it would be democratic which cant be said for this piece of propaganda
steady zinc
sacred tapir
me when bug
plain bough
it also crashed my game
Just as you said that, it crashed my game as well
hasty sandal
plain bough
the gloom holds more than just actual bugs
hasty sandal
valve pls fix
valid hedge
steady zinc
valid hedge
spring quarry
eager cliff
Warning you are in range of enemy artillery , Bot Drop incoming , Warning you are in range of enemy artillery , Warning you are in range of enemy artillery, Gunship Factory discovered , Warning you are in range of enemy artillery, Reinforcement budget running low, Warning you are in range of enemy artillery, Ally destroyer has left the squadron, Warning you are in range of enemy artillery
spring quarry
plucky lion
steady zinc
steady zinc
sacred tapir
so uh, i dont think this is accurate
its not the average mods
the average mods are furry characters, horny mods, and warhammer 40k
oh and squeaky toy 500kg mod
which is by far the best one
grizzled dagger
X
fiery tendon
steady zinc
bleak patrol
Turns out they do breed out of control and have world killing weapons
eager cliff
And the Automatons are indeed created by the Cyborgs by making them a step above and more robotic
plain bough
Since bugs got an upgrade, let's give automatons another fuck off heavy unit
bleak patrol
How about instead of a heavy, give them snipers
dire igloo
They already have those in the form of points of interest
Aka that stupid ass tower turret
bleak patrol
Except the turrets are mostly blind
You need to run directly in front of them in a ball tickling distance for them to notice you
Or shoot them, in which case they will look at you, but if you're too far they will just return to doing nothing in a few seconds
That being said, you also need to be blind in order to not see them
A regular sized sniper bot with increased player spotting distance could be interesting
It doesn't stick out like a turret tower and would probably slap you before you slap them
loud bison
am I missing something with Fori Prime? How is it not being liberated and at a stalemate with 55k divers?
is it waiting on samples to be collected?
plain bough
am I missing something with Fori Prime? How is it not being liberated and at a s...
Like 8% regen rate atm
It was 10% like a day or 2 ago
It'll get lower when we collect enough common samples
loud bison
I see
hasty sandal
am I missing something with Fori Prime? How is it not being liberated and at a s...
we're currently sitting at 6.7% helldiver impact, it must be greater then the terminid impact for liberation to rise
once it falls to 6% we'll be in business
bleak patrol
we're currently sitting at 6.7% helldiver impact, it must be greater then the te...
What's funny is that at the very best we were sitting at ~8% diver impact
sacred tapir
am I missing something with Fori Prime? How is it not being liberated and at a s...
basically bug resistance > diver offensive
meaning bugs are stronger than we are in force
so we are fucked until joel lowers it, because rn we would need like 70k divers
chilly badger
eager cliff
Discovered Enemy Autocanon Sentry Emplacement
Warning you are in range of enemy Orbital Barrage
Warning you are in range of enemy Airstrike
Heavy Autocanon Helldiver, 50 meters , north.
hasty sandal
nice to know that meridia's dark energy will be rising fast for the next 6 hours
all the squids had to do was just invade 2 planets at the same time and boom they won
bleak patrol
"You are in range of enemy orbital strike"
"Enemy Eagle Storm detected"
plain bough
wonder what happens when the funny number goes to 100%
eager cliff
wonder what happens when the funny number goes to 100%
singularity moves once again probably a bit closer each time
sharp kindle
heres hopping it blows up hellmire
plain bough
Just played an entire op with some random who died 10+ times in each mission and mostly to his own flamethrower
spring quarry
singularity moves once again probably a bit closer each time
the singularity began to move actively, then destroyed the planet and decided to go on vacation for about a week
, and now it woke up again
dusty zealot
Just played an entire op with some random who died 10+ times in each mission and...
that's why i dont play with anyone under 100-120 in randoms
bleak patrol
wonder what happens when the funny number goes to 100%
It just means it's going at max speed
Nothing will really happen other than it moving faster
sacred tapir
that's why i dont play with anyone under 100-120 in randoms
doesnt matter what level dude
ive had a level 114 that died like 5 times on level 7 (my main difficulty im level 64)
bleak patrol
the singularity began to move actively, then destroyed the planet and decided to...
It didn't really go on a vacation, we just managed to get the dark energy accumulation down to ~50% and it slowed it down a lot, but now everyone just ignores the big purple blob in the sky to kill some bugs
sacred tapir
on bugs for that matter
this was pre-predator strain too
so its not the new bugs its just him being a shitter
bleak patrol
Which, granted it moves the MO forward, but we don't need 80% of the helldivers on Fori
sacred tapir
Which, granted it moves the MO forward, but we don't need 80% of the helldivers ...
i mean, its more interesting to venture into the gloom than to fight the faction with literally 4 units
bleak patrol
Tell that to Moradesh
bleak patrol
I honestly dislike both Bugs and Squids but I'd rather play Squids
sacred tapir
so yeah, i understand why people might not want to play illuminate anymore
its boring
bleak patrol
It's not boring
sacred tapir
bugs are more entertaining
bleak patrol
No they aren't
sacred tapir
they provide challenges squids dont
bleak patrol
Nah
sacred tapir
what challenge do squids bring?
bleak patrol
Shields
sacred tapir
a fucking machine gun solos them
and the DE sickle just makes it even easier
but even without DE its still so easy
bleak patrol
I don't accept energy weapons as a valid argument
bleak patrol
Because I pretend that energy weapons don't exist
sacred tapir
whatever
but a machine gun
is not energy
and it does it all
squids. are. easy.
bleak patrol
Everything is easy
Every
Fucking
Thing
Doesn't matter which front we are talking about
Bots are easy, Bugs are easy, Squids are easy
Everything is easy when you know what works where and what stuff to bring on which front
You're saying that a machine gun beats the squids, but a recoilless rifle beats both bugs and bots
And if you can afford to stop to reload, you can bring a quasar
You can use a railgun
sacred tapir
maybe, but i do avoid good shit
bleak patrol
It beats both
sacred tapir
i just use random shit
laser cannon is a hated weapon for me, i wish that shit didnt exist
its ass
bleak patrol
It doesn't matter what shit you use, really
sacred tapir
i guess
bleak patrol
You beat beat the majority of the bug front with a fire weapon of any sorts
sacred tapir
but after a bit it gets boring
bleak patrol
Nah
sacred tapir
which is why i tried laser cannon
bleak patrol
Using a flamethrower never gets old
sacred tapir
and my GOD the ttk is 10 years
bleak patrol
It's always fun
sacred tapir
heavy armor pen but it takes 2 business days to kill it
its literally useless
senator is better
sacred tapir
i mean on a snow planet it has a use
bleak patrol
I don't give a flying fuck
sacred tapir
the senator is ok
bleak patrol
It was ok as a medium, it didn't need to get buffed
sacred tapir
its got 40 rounds, reloads slow aside from empty reload
sacred tapir
It was ok as a medium, it didn't need to get buffed
i mean when it was medium it was outclassed by the verdict
now it has a purpose to exist aside from poor mans verdict
bleak patrol
And now it makes all other secondaries obsolete, which is not a fair trade
sacred tapir
and the verdict is nice still
bleak patrol
Actually, not all of them anymore
sacred tapir
i use it
bleak patrol
Because we got a nuke on a stick
sacred tapir
and none of them were made obsolete
bleak patrol
If you want a pistol
sacred tapir
it just meant you had to take a different primary/support to compensate
bleak patrol
There is no reason not to use a senator
sacred tapir
there is, the verdict is better for the purpose of a secondary
bleak patrol
If you want to optimize the fun out of the game, there is not a reason to use any other pistol than the senator
sacred tapir
senator is cool, but senator isnt even worth using on heavy enemies
bleak patrol
You may want to use the smg
But it's not a pistol
You may want to use the nuke on a stick
But it's not a pistol
sacred tapir
the average person wont go out of their way to use senator on a hulk when theres a strat
that does it better
bleak patrol
And you probably don't want to use the small flamethrower, because it doesn't have enough fuel in a canister to justify using it, but it's fun
sacred tapir
because a hulk likes to wobble like a mf and for some reason i cant aim with senator on hulks
so i just dont
i use senator for the fact its a revolver, others use it for meta
we are different
so i use it as my panic "kill that shit right now" button, works well on all enemies because of the damage
bleak patrol
I actually haven't used a proper firearm as a secondary since they introduced melee weapons
sacred tapir
especially stalkers (fuck them)
sacred tapir
but verdict has served me better for general use
its also good on bugs with the shield and lance
the baton is too short
imo
but shield and ballistic shield works well
fucking what?
i meant spear and shield
bleak patrol
The baton is for AoE swings and the lance is for single target
dusty zealot
doesnt matter what level dude
na a lvl 150 squad will wipe a map ez
sacred tapir
na a lvl 150 squad will wipe a map ez
if they arent fucking dumb
level means nothing
as i stated before
ive seen triple digit players behave like a level 10
dusty zealot
i mean to get to lvl 150 u gotta pick up a few things
sacred tapir
it means nothing
sacred tapir
i mean to get to lvl 150 u gotta pick up a few things
apparently not
you just have to play the game
dusty zealot
not my experince but maybe diff regions
sacred tapir
not be good at the game
dusty zealot
im addicting to my killing bugs sim
sacred tapir
i use NA servers
dusty zealot
i use the hollow earth servers
dusty zealot
the game was out for a week then
sacred tapir
and are getting their shit pushed in
dusty zealot
it just came out this time last year
sacred tapir
the game was out for a week then
taking "like 1 year" literally
crazy
i meant like 10 months ago
dusty zealot
lvl 10 bugs is finally good tho, last month it was ez mode
sacred tapir
or something along that
sacred tapir
lvl 10 bugs is finally good tho, last month it was ez mode
im better on the bot front
ive always been a shitter on bugs
too many little bastards to keep track of and now theyre invisible half the time
sacred tapir
and the friends i play with are dumb as bricks XD
dusty zealot
oof
sacred tapir
dont get me wrong theyre fun
bleak patrol
theres a good chance that level 120 played like 1 year ago
Max level back then was 50
sacred tapir
but damn are they bad lol
sacred tapir
Max level back then was 50
fr?
bleak patrol
Yes
sacred tapir
well then, make it like 7 months
bleak patrol
I know because I played back then
dusty zealot
i do randoms, either you get john wick as a team or someone playing with bongo drums
bleak patrol
The game was actually harder back then
sacred tapir
i do randoms, either you get john wick as a team or someone playing with bongo d...
and level is never an indicator
dusty zealot
game was far harder before the 60 day reset patch
sacred tapir
ive had this one level 29 do some crazy shit in the name of demoscrasy before
dusty zealot
i used to run bugs on release
sacred tapir
game was far harder before the 60 day reset patch
yeah because shit didnt work
dusty zealot
cock and ball torture
sacred tapir
i remember
bleak patrol
I started the game with bugs
sacred tapir
only thing that halfass worked was AC iirc
dusty zealot
these lvl 10 gloom planets are getting close to bug release
bleak patrol
Which is probably why I hate them nowadays
bleak patrol
Nah
dusty zealot
yea
sacred tapir
need more bile titans
i saw like 4 on dif 7, but thats because im scared of 10 since im a little babby casual thats shit at bugs
dusty zealot
at high lvl
sacred tapir
I don't really believe in the concept of useless weapons
back then they really were tho
bleak patrol
It's the laser cannon
dusty zealot
ac is good but u use backp[ack slot
bleak patrol
The one thing I agree with Atroxinal is that laser cannon is ass
And it always was ass
sacred tapir
ac is good but u use backp[ack slot
honestly, not a fan anymore
its a bit of a crutch weapon
so versatile
bleak patrol
back then they really were tho
Nah, not really, believe me
sacred tapir
but so easy to use, that its a crutch
bleak patrol
Actually don't believe me because I already know you won't
sacred tapir
i used to love AC, but then i tried all the other shit
bleak patrol
But I don't think the weapons on release were ass
dusty zealot
least now most weps are viable
sacred tapir
Actually don't believe me because I already know you won't
well ive seen no proof from you, but ive seen chargers and hulks eat RR shots in release era
which is some bullshit
and other things like that
bleak patrol
I remember that you could kill a Charger with 1/5th of a flamethrower's canister
dusty zealot
flame thrower meta was fun
bleak patrol
If my laptop didn't die back then
dusty zealot
eh
dusty zealot
yea meta doesnt really exist anymore
sacred tapir
yea meta doesnt really exist anymore
railgun feels nerfed to shit on bugs
dusty zealot
railgun has been shit since the nerf
sacred tapir
i tried to use it once on bugs recently and it just didnt work
dusty zealot
for bugs
sacred tapir
but on bots its peak
dusty zealot
yea
bleak patrol
I remember how people were crying about the railgun nerf
sacred tapir
one shots all but striders and tanks
bleak patrol
one shots all but striders and tanks
But you don't really need a railgun for that
sacred tapir
But you don't really need a railgun for that
no you dont, but its fun
bleak patrol
Counter-Sniper kills walkers in 3 shots to the dick
dusty zealot
gas dog is fun to use
bleak patrol
Those
sacred tapir
not scouts
sacred tapir
scouts are one shots
factory strider vs scout strider
which one wouldnt be one shot
be logical
come on i shouldnt have to spell it out
dusty zealot
it's a team mate keeps going for his stuff and dying over and over again episode
sacred tapir
the scouts are a one shot
sacred tapir
it's a team mate keeps going for his stuff and dying over and over again episode
ive had that happen on the gloom bugs to me once
bleak patrol
I mean, the factory strider is just a scout strider on 4 legs
sacred tapir
but i did take a bum ass loadout
sacred tapir
I mean, the factory strider is just a scout strider on 4 legs
with much more armor
and no light armor weak points
bleak patrol
Barely an inconvenience unless you are directly below it
sacred tapir
unless you strip armor off
sacred tapir
Barely an inconvenience unless you are directly below it
yeah
bleak patrol
I have spent so many hours on bot front
sacred tapir
shoot the turrets off and its harmless
bleak patrol
That I'm not moved by anything the clankers throw at me
sacred tapir
the regular devastators it drops are kinda just... fodder
so like
no threat once the guns are gone
literally none
sacred tapir
They kinda suck
istg you got a different factory strider than me
the ones in my game just decide to auto lock my brain and just end me
i dont get it
bleak patrol
I think the automatons are just so scared of me that my mere presence triggers the suppression effect on them
sacred tapir
i could have 99.9% of me behind cover, but the one pixel of my head sticking out just gets domed
sacred tapir
I think the automatons are just so scared of me that my mere presence triggers t...
same here (except the fac striders theyre immune idk)
but devys, hulks and mini dudes miss all shots
and any other gun related bots
bleak patrol
I'd like to imagine the reaction
Of a rocket devastator
That nailed me with all the rockets last bot op
Only to see me
Stand up
And dome him while he was reloading
I want to see the string of 1s and 0s
That went through their CPU moments before it died
sacred tapir
you know, then they hit me, i kinda just, take offense
bleak patrol
Being fucking hit
sacred tapir
like "you dare hit me with your shitty rockets?"
bleak patrol
By a turret
sacred tapir
eat impact asshole
bleak patrol
Is a minor inconvenience
sacred tapir
it is
bleak patrol
It depends on the front
sacred tapir
juggernaut armor set moment
bleak patrol
I take explosive resistant to bots only
Heavy
And on squids and bugs I take medium peak
Except the gloom
sacred tapir
a favorite on squids (when my friends drag me there) and its nice on bugs too
for the bug holes
sacred tapir
the extra nades
sacred tapir
Are not melee friendly
no, theyre not
bleak patrol
Because they fart when killed
sacred tapir
quite mean
bleak patrol
And nobody told me that!
bleak patrol
Apparently
sacred tapir
where is it?
bleak patrol
Be patient
bleak patrol
The cars were in the files since day 1 I believe
sacred tapir
i want to cut some dumb fucking overseer in half
bleak patrol
And we only got them recently
sacred tapir
yeah true
bleak patrol
So you won't have to wait forever
sacred tapir
vehicles needed to have a whole physics system coded
or at least its own behavior in the games physics
bleak patrol
I mean, they were working-ish
sacred tapir
yeah
sacred tapir
and i hope melee gets a revision for the chainsword
bleak patrol
My one issue with melee weapons
sacred tapir
either a charge up or like, the ability to swing AND hold it on the target
bleak patrol
Is that it takes too long to equip them
sacred tapir
yeah thats a problem
its when youre tryna kill the horde of voteless or bugs that surrounded you but you die before he pulls the fucking baton
bleak patrol
To the point that switching to your axe is not in fact faster than reloading
bleak patrol
You're not missing out on much
It appears to deal more damage
But has no stun effect
sacred tapir
so spear is best of both worlds
sacred tapir
Not even a stagger from hitting a mf
bro thats cringe
bleak patrol
Me: Hits a bug with axe
Bug: My turn :)
Me: Hol up
sacred tapir
also the fact a spear stuns a charger/hulk is funny