🤖🐛🦑helldivers

[valid hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/nicolascage-pedro-what-queensciary-thedivman-gif-11531668330590044813

railgun felt super mid

[sacred tapir]

its a railgun, that can one shot a fucking HULK mind you, and some squid fuck with medium armor doesnt die

like fuck you arrowhead, make it one tap

[valid hedge]

best thing you can do is probably safe mode headshots on seers

[sacred tapir]

on the flying ones atleast

[sacred tapir]

i know, but why not make it one tap jetpacks

because in theory the shot wouldnt kill, but the pack going boom would

so it would suck on normal overseers

bc no boom pack

but it would at least solve the guy i hate most, hes more annoying

id rather 24 harvesters, than like 10 flying shitwads

if i dont have mg

legit easier than the STANDARD UNITS

aside from voteless, they barely pose ANY threat

if i have a gun im ok

even if its peacemaker

[valid hedge]

anti material was mid as well

[sharp kindle]

Airburst launcher is oddly nice here

[valid hedge]

idk

not for me ig

[earnest stag]

i like the recoilles more

one hit in the middle takes down a ship

with team reload its oddly nice to take em all down each wave

[granite nest]

Anyone currently helldiving?

[heavy sinew]

who's diving their hell?

[granite nest]

I am

[heavy sinew]

[granite nest]

Level 7 illuminate. What could go wrong?

[heavy sinew]

bro Illuminates are ez af on 10

barely any spawns

[valid hedge]

fr

idk why atro keeps dawgin on it

[heavy sinew]

Im just doing "SEAF riot control build" wich is stun baton, ballistic shield gas grenades, and gas strike, arc thrower (fancy tazer) and some utility stratagems, I have lockdown armor cuz it looks cool

[granite nest]

I am just doing stalwart + medic armor

and shit ton of orbital strikes

[valid hedge]

strafe my beloved

[heavy sinew]

nah but melee is goofy ah Im just screaming Payday2 cloaker lines while pummeling some poor zombie on the ground

https://tenor.com/view/cloaker-gif-3780465210148893928

[plain bough]

Yup, we losing this one

[heavy sinew]

won't stop me from turning the map into a fallout DC washington

[plain bough]

Walking barrage so good for all the destruction

[heavy sinew]

we're also losing cause Joel went "nuh uh you can't kill the faction before they spawn in properly"

Imagine how hilarious it would be if after all this hype we just slapped them so hard with 1 defense that squids decided "nah fuck dat"

[muted fossil]

tried the amr myself

headshots and jetpacks are 1 tap

4 shots to leg socket on harvesters as well

[heavy sinew]

I just realized the illuminates have their own tesla towers spread around the map 💀

[light nymph]

how did you find that one out?

[heavy sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/shock-electrocuted-zombie-ouch-lightning-gif-15562387

[dire igloo]

sony ass

https://tenor.com/view/run-gif-22382748

[grizzled dagger]

https://youtube.com/shorts/XtGfiyJ6i4U

[grizzled dagger]

We met another bad dragon the other day

[light nymph]

what

[grizzled dagger]

He dieded

[light nymph]

what

[grizzled dagger]

@light nymph

[narrow trout]

he is but a simple kobold

he aint no bad dragon

[light nymph]

[grizzled dagger]

: )

[desert lion]

slide

[valid hedge]

i've had this happen a couple times already

and something worse

[sacred tapir]

I mostly meant on bots

Because they still ragdoll too much and theres just too much going on

Thats from the prone ragdoll thing

Ive seen the slide like 17 times in 3 days

Between me and my friend

Ive also had connection issues, and when i use mech or mg on the car i sometimes just switch to my primary weapon for no reason

Idk what im doing to use my primary in the mech

But its fucking annoying

[latent zodiac]

piece of shit left me behind once we ran out of reinforcements
first time fighting illuminate as well, so very cool, sory i didn't bring the right equipment

[grizzled dagger]

man

servers shitting itself

imma not play till it gets addressed

[valid hedge]

i don't have a good feeling about this

[eager cliff]

[valid hedge]

oh no

[plain bough]

So close but so far away

[sacred tapir]

Do we have a chance?

[valid hedge]

let me check the chart

it is what it is

[fast spindle]

[sacred tapir]

so we are at high energy medium pleasance?

or well, above average energy

this is winnable at least

if only a little

[valid hedge]

i say fuck it we ball then

[sacred tapir]

where would i check this?

[valid hedge]

either hd2galaxy or hd io

[sacred tapir]

this looks like comp app

which i use

but its not updated for illumination guys

just bot/bug

[valid hedge]

?

[sacred tapir]

ah, helldivers 2 companion app

far more polished than hd2 galaxy, but its still behind

it says its a major order target, but the illuminate % isnt shown

oh wait

i refreshed and it updated

they are winning by like 0.3%

[valid hedge]

its possible

[sacred tapir]

so we just need the divers from gatria to stop getting railed by bugs

and move their asses over here

[valid hedge]

(they won't)

[sacred tapir]

same with sojoth

mfs are fighting a hopeless battle

at least calypso has some hope

get your heads outta your asses lads

we need you

if these people came over we would crush the squids

thats easily like 15k

or something like that

[valid hedge]

i mean we already have 140k

its doing decent

[sacred tapir]

if we just had 95% of the active helldiver population we would be winning by like 0.5% an hour

yeah, but if the other 10% wasting time on planets that have time

we would be better off

oh? whats this?

we will make it to 100% at once

so just a few more people to tip the balance

and we got this

you got any tips for defense missions? the high value assets one

because i fail them

every time, the fucking squids dont let up, since they just go OVER the gates theres not much defense happening

so far i just cherry pick for ones without that mission

[valid hedge]

has anyone posted this yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DFYN6w-_AQ

saw it on my feed

[plain bough]

Intriguing weapon, I do like the noises the missiles produce

especially the bug closing abilities of the burst mode

[valid hedge]

look at the stance

gatling gun type stance

or minigun rather

[balmy spire]

Finally am sinking some money into getting some warbonds, so far I have the fire and detonation one, what other 2 should I get?

[valid hedge]

steel vets prob

for guns

[balmy spire]

Oh mb I got that one too

[valid hedge]

polar patriots

[balmy spire]

really? that one seems so boring else than the battle rifle

[plain bough]

Purifer is supreme for Illuminate rn

[valid hedge]

the guns are good

[balmy spire]

so gas is good for the squids?

[valid hedge]

lol

lmao

[plain bough]

2 charged shots kill the squids and it can stagger the big ones

[valid hedge]

scorcher kills in 6

[plain bough]

the tripod Harvesters

[balmy spire]

btw, I want fun playstyles, not just the best meta guns

thats why I chose the fire and demo one since they add fun stuff

[valid hedge]

ig viper

[plain bough]

Might as well take the new warbond then as well

[valid hedge]

or cutting edge

[plain bough]

stun lance and directional shield for yourself

[balmy spire]

Yeah cutting edge seems cool

viper and urban is funny for the double melee damage

hows chemical agents?

[plain bough]

low tier

[balmy spire]

bummer

[plain bough]

sterilizer is alright but it would be better if it formed gas clouds that stay for a while, dog breath rover is decent tho

[balmy spire]

would be a funny gas build but probably shouldn't be high on my priority list

[plain bough]

the gas mines are quite good but they're not available yet

[valid hedge]

yeah, it either need to debilitate harder or just linger in the air

[balmy spire]

stim pistol seems funny

[valid hedge]

its helpful at times

[balmy spire]

but only worth with a coordinated team

[valid hedge]

if you want to be a healer kinda guy

[plain bough]

no self-stimming option tho for the pistol

[balmy spire]

the boost that makes stims give more movement+stim pistol+supply backpack just makes you a dedicated support lol

even better the alt supply pack since it has way more used but only for ammo

so a comical amount of stims

I'm going to do cutting edge and urban, and once I have enough get viper

[valid hedge]

i think i will do some dominator, stun baton, and HE nades. in peak physique light armor, with machine gun and strafe, gatling and walking barrage.

[fast spindle]

hiii @valid hedge

how do i make super credits solo

[sacred tapir]

brother is beating the shit out of something

all the clicking sounds

[sacred tapir]

you dont lol

[fast spindle]

[sacred tapir]

in my experience, you go around like normal

but you cant hit bunkers

only shipping containers/beacon thingies and other stuff like that

oh boi im getting close to max eagle modules

and im 3/5 through orbitals and bridge

2/5 on robotics and engineering too

so im gonna be done by the 300 hour mark lol

or 500 idk

[valid hedge]

Level 2 mission on smallish open maps

like trandor

ideally done with a partner

for bunkering

once map is dry/empty just abandon/leave mission

if you don't feel like you're getting many credits its just bad fortune

[valid hedge]

t3 was being noisy

but i'm just focused on the weapon

its peculiar

[fast spindle]

[valid hedge]

[sacred tapir]

where are all the lads when i need them?

sos? ignored

solo sucks

no players means no help

and sure arc thrower makes it pretty easy, once you have harvesters AND overseers its an issue

and harvesters piss me off

i throw OPS at them, which is 400mm and has LVL 8 PENETRATION and 1 shots bile titans and easily 2 shots factory striders

it angers me that i can use it on them with no shield and they stumble

yet i shoot it in the eye like 30 times from the mg-43

and it obliterates their health pool

[fast spindle]

yeah

i had one eat a 500kg

and walk it off

shield off

[sacred tapir]

i know

its dumb af

like bitch thats a 1100 pound bomb

that you just ate, in the fucking face

or a 406mm 60 pound round from a destroyer cannon

(the OPS stats)

[loud bison]

gatling, hmg emplacement, mg-34 are my go-tos as they chew the shields and I guess napalm orbital barrage

[sacred tapir]

ok, that helps

but for now, i hate being solo

it makes it worse, sure makfar (nerd) would enjoy the pain of solo

but i fucking dont, i like fun so dealing with them on lvl7 while solo isnt fun

and im just waiting for the real forces to arrive and curb stomp us even more

[loud bison]

think I've only had one high value asset failure

[sacred tapir]

theres no way its just the voteless, overseers, harvesters, watchers and tesla towers

[sacred tapir]

ive had multiple, partially poor co-ordination, but also the fact it was our first time fighting the illuminate

blind

no idea they could fly

so far we've only had bugs and bots that fly

and bugs and bots that fly arent in high values

only dropships and breaches

so i did NOT know they would just ignore the walls and just come up to us

[valid hedge]

i don't do solo tbh i just quickplay if i'm alone(on 10)

10 usually has good people

great teams overall

[valid hedge]

its so fucking close

literally down to the last minute

[narrow trout]

I WAS STILL

DOING AN OP

LET ME BACK IN

THERE ARE STILL OUTCASTS TO BE SLAUGHTERED

[valid hedge]

i watched as it changed

[narrow trout]

democracied too hard

[valid hedge]

swift response from high command

[narrow trout]

im sure thats the last of them

[valid hedge]

YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSs

[narrow trout]

we are back

[valid hedge]

i'm going to wait an half hour to see where everyone coalesces

(its going to be bugs)

[narrow trout]

when are they gonna send the helghast

i need them armor

[valid hedge]

iunno

[narrow trout]

shit was it a warbond a month?

i don wanna wait till jan

[grizzled dagger]

now they need to fix the vehicles

[grizzled dagger]

more than likely nauary

january*

IF the leaks are to be believed

for all we know they could be a few months down the line

[narrow trout]

https://tenor.com/view/bullshit-lying-stalker-gif-21816569

[grizzled dagger]

i mean its true

that one armor didnt come out till way later

[balmy spire]

whats the best method of getting warbonds?

I know that sounds like a silly question but should I go like a specific diff and rush the main objective?

also MAN the game is way easier now

back when they were nerf heavy 7 was my sweetspot but now it feels like 4 or 5

I may have to start doing 9s

also this passive is great for weapons with round reloads like the pump shotguns

since their dps is basically capped by their constant reloading

[valid hedge]

just run missions you can win consistently ig

[balmy spire]

I always win my missions though

[valid hedge]

i always run 10's

[balmy spire]

I might start doing 10's the seem more fun and you reap big rewards

[eager cliff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/791275769870549002/1121539816560005203/My_Video.gif

[valid hedge]

don't kill yourself cause illuminate are over

just remember what happened with the bots

[graceful compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382156564758396929/1318091876238098442/ae3-overlay-overlay-overlay.jpg?ex=67611038&is=675fbeb8&hm=c5e5ff873045839309b5b2dcc6d750f692cd04e936a993e7c525ec7bd96b2993&

[viral shadow]

i cant wait until arrowhead pushes a new update that removes all illuminate models from the game, because we defeated them

[eager cliff]

It was just a vanguard guys, the real thing is not coming just now

[viral shadow]

your joke doesnt make sense

[grizzled dagger]

https://youtube.com/shorts/47z6J-bdpQk. @valid hedge

[eager cliff]

It was just reddit copy pasta , some ppl say this was just " an event" and the real illuminate armies ( with more enemy types ) will invade later or shit

[valid hedge]

bruh

[viral shadow]

oh thats probably true in lore but the addition of more enemies will be very gradual

[valid hedge]

they really made the FRV into the warthog

[grizzled dagger]

I need it

[eager cliff]

With the shitty handling as well

From Halo 1

[valid hedge]

could you elaborate

[grizzled dagger]

Flips over alot

Warthog dont like making turns

[viral shadow]

you couldnt turn left or right with the warthog, you could only move in the direction the mouse was pointing and back

[valid hedge]

ah

[valid hedge]

turns out

gear 1 is grip

gear 2 is just speed

[eager cliff]

What, you didnt play halo 1? The warthog and the helldivers car both "drift" too much around corners , the back had too much weight so it always dragged the car after it, and all this happened at the high speed of 20km / h max

[grizzled dagger]

Yeah i remember before vehicles came out mods put them in

[valid hedge]

its just i was a kid so the memories are hazy

[grizzled dagger]

And it had weird handling

And ways to reverse

[valid hedge]

but focusing my memory i do recall a bit of slide as well

[eager cliff]

And the car was built for rough terrain but shit wobbled and couldnt grip the terrain at all

Even with 4x4 and literal massive off road wheels

They fixed it in the next games tho

[valid hedge]

right

[grizzled dagger]

I have a feeling they might add air vehicles in the future

[valid hedge]

like what

[eager cliff]

Unless they make the maps bigger to justify them

[valid hedge]

gyro copter?

[eager cliff]

Yeah could do a two seater gyro first

[viral shadow]

thats just gonna make bug missions piss easy, because 97% of the bugs cant do anything about that

[valid hedge]

reminds me of either bulletstorm or i think far cry in the mountains (probably 4)

[eager cliff]

Yeah thats one reason why i dont think it would work

[grizzled dagger]

They could add more air units

[valid hedge]

bug launching bug

throws charger into the air

[eager cliff]

Maybe a bile dragon or shit, compared to the gunships, the screamers are just annoyances

[grizzled dagger]

There was a whole bug where a flyer COULD PICK UP A CHARGER

i have to imagine if they add air vehicles it will be like a chopper of sorts

No main guns but side guns

[valid hedge]

hmm

[grizzled dagger]

Slow mover

[valid hedge]

bomber?

[grizzled dagger]

Unless they make bigger maps

Naw bomber wouldn't make sense

Since we got eagle for that at least

https://x.com/HD2Memes/status/1868429645504504293?t=IRojUDh3tfdP-tODGRmj0A&s=19

Helldivers 2 Memes (@HD2Memes) on X

Truth Enforcer turned traitor... #Helldivers2

Twitter · Dec 15, 2024, 10:55 PM

[valid hedge]

probably no flyer then since we have eagle-1

[grizzled dagger]

Its why i see a chopper could maybe work

Move in and out of areas if terrain is bad for ground vehicles

[valid hedge]

beat his ass

[viral shadow]

"upgrade their technology"

nah, they hid cus we bombarded them into near extinction

shoulda finished the job

[earnest stag]

Did they. Even hide? How do you know they arent traveling through time through the black hole

[viral shadow]

i know

they arent

[earnest stag]

You just know

That means you must be a Traitor

Why didnt you forward that knowledge?

[viral shadow]

larper

[earnest stag]

[fast spindle]

hiiiii @light nymph :3

[light nymph]

[fast spindle]

recon vehicle soon ™️

[light nymph]

I'mma recon your vehicle soon™

[valid hedge]

[fast spindle]

ok

send me some super credits first smh

[light nymph]

here, now spread 'em

[fast spindle]

only thing im spreading is democracy

get on the bot front, soldier

[valid hedge]

500 super credits

https://tenor.com/view/five-hundred-cigarettes-bortus-orville-cigarettes-500-gif-7580742793072271551

[heavy heart]

When car as stratagem is the real question

[desert lion]

i broke my hand

[plain bough]

Just needs a stim or 2 for that

[grizzled dagger]

why do you have cat ears

nvm

icant say anything

[desert lion]

none of your business

https://tenor.com/view/mokey-mokey-dancing-krima-mokey-krima-sr-pelo-gif-8166227061358192156

[grizzled dagger]

i dont think i can post my screenshots

id prolly get banned hurhur

[desert lion]

vahui

i know what kind of man you are.

[grizzled dagger]

i love my recoil

what can i say

[heavy sinew]

Its 10 or nothing

[balmy spire]

Yup, I just said 9 instead of 10 since I don't have 10 unlocked

9 felt too easy yesterday so I may up it to 10

I'm glad things are overly difficult for no reason now but it feels too easy now

Mainly because enemies feel so much weaker now

Seeing a bile titan or charger used to be a big deal that you had to lock tf in and take out

Now you can basically throw anything at them and kill them with ease

I hope they add an optional "hardcore" mode that makes enemies themselves stronger like they used to be

Because afaik difficulty only changes spawn rates and enemy types

The game used to feel like pure chaos and winning a mission was always followed by a sigh of relief, now I feel the game just isn't very difficult

Not saying they should change the entire game or that people who like it more now are wrong, I just wish there was a hard mode or smth

Even with mid, randomly thrown together loadouts I do just fine in every mission I have played after the big rebalances

I guess I haven't gotten to level 10 diff so i might be wrong though

But since diff only changes spawns and whatnot and my issue isn't related to that I don't think it would be a big difference

[fiery tendon]

https://youtu.be/ocbMyAy8knc

[heavy sinew]

you had to lock tf in cuz they were spawned in groups of 8 💀

also I still struggle with scorcher hulk spam missions and jungle bile type missions (launch ICBM)

[balmy spire]

Oh yeah that too ofc but even 1 would be tough since they were so tanky

Now I can just circle them out and take one out in a few mags

[valid hedge]

what do you use

[heavy sinew]

anything I feel like using

[valid hedge]

hmg can help in these spots

[heavy sinew]

ew

[valid hedge]

why

[heavy sinew]

too unreliable for me, the recoil even with fortified and peak physique is atrocious

there's a reason why NO ONE was using HMG in MG testing MO

[valid hedge]

[valid hedge]

[graceful compass]

hmg is kinda goated

[plain bough]

Anti-tank emplacement is goated on bots

same for the flame sentry on bugs, I don't think it runs out of ammo

[eager cliff]

i think it does but since it only fires in proximity

it wont waste ammo on far targets

so yeah usually shit lasts forever

[plain bough]

Toss and forget near bug breaches

[fresh light]

They were very close to another creek

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

[plain bough]

Another Illuminate attack?

[fresh light]

Genesis prime

Cute planet

Lot of forest

[plain bough]

Deforestation Act commences

[fresh light]

Pretty sure Illuminates aren't trees

[plain bough]

After we're done they'll make good fertilizer for the trees

[fresh light]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-sounds-good-jim-halpert-the-office-good-point-gif-1570599340039365094

[valid hedge]

exterminate

[fresh light]

No

Liberate

We are Helldivers

Soldiers of freedom

We free peoples from themselfs

[valid hedge]

bomb them

[fresh light]

https://tenor.com/view/freedoms-internally-freedom-freedoms-eagle-america-gif-23711012

[balmy spire]

they're back

[fresh light]

Idk if we know that, but who runs super earth ? What kind of governement is this ? Are they yankees ?

If they are yankees, that'll explain lot of things

[valid hedge]

12 hr order

[fresh light]

They are close to another creek guys

Be carefull

[valid hedge]

i drive

[balmy spire]

the entire game clearly leans heavily into satirizing specifically US nationalism so yeah, probably

[valid hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/driving-fast-speed-car-gif-16452718

[fresh light]

https://tenor.com/view/russian-off-road-drunk-russian-spill-shake-gif-16092745

[valid hedge]

i'm pretty decent all things considered

[balmy spire]

Everyone having a us accent, emphasis on things like "FREEDOM!" and "DEMOCRACY!". blue and stars making up much of the iconography, it just goes on and on, I feel like there's too many parallels for super earth to not be run by yanks

and to be honest, if there was one country to be able to conquer every other country, it would probably be either the us or china and seeing the previous details I'm inclined to suggest its the former

[fresh light]

And then, plot twist

Zimbabwe run super earth

[valid hedge]

its funny when people don't know how to drive and then they get out and i get in and suddenly everywhere is the speedway

[valid hedge]

plates stacked

[valid hedge]

wait a minute

[sacred tapir]

bro theyre mogging us

crazy

[grizzled dagger]

they mean muggin

[sacred tapir]

nah they muggin didnt knew we was muffin (or smth idfk anymore i just yap)

[desert lion]

idiot

[valid hedge]

thruster moment

[desert lion]

turned into pancake

[sacred tapir]

do you happen to have mods? because that player model looks oddly thin idk

might be me

[desert lion]

... yes

[sacred tapir]

helldivas?

[desert lion]

no

seaf specialists

[sacred tapir]

crazy

ah well ive seen way too much of helldivas for the year

[desert lion]

👍

[sacred tapir]

its in EVERY mod showcase

istg

[desert lion]

lmao

[sacred tapir]

i am sick of seeing it

i did see that mod once

but i mostly have qol

like the senator irons mod

https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/504

because the original sights are SHIT

https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/776

also this one

but the EAT file affects the regular sights too

not just the eat

[desert lion]

tru

[fast spindle]

woah...

[fast spindle]

[latent zodiac]

holy fuck i need this

wait
its only EAT and GR-8
sorta want this but for all scopes

[earnest stag]

Told you we get Illu today

[fast spindle]

hi laffie

[earnest stag]

Hi

Bye

I will die

[copper cypress]

I shit you not, I found out the reason why one of my friends stopped playing HellDivers 2 and Space Engineers, (Two games he absolutely loves) is because he became a Flat-Earther. And he's convinced some others of it as well, and now they don't play any games relating to a globe....

Wtf is my friend group?

[steady zinc]

you shold gift him exclusively globe related games on steam

for christmas

for holiday spirits

[sacred tapir]

It affects most of them

Like autocannon and stuff

Anything with the same scope as RR that shares the reticle

And the EAT one affects many smgs rifles and shotguns with reflex sights

[desert lion]

excuse me what

[eager cliff]

[desert lion]

its ok, just inject some stims

it should put back in place ur bones

[plain bough]

I had this pose but more cursed fucking around with the anti tank emplacement

[fresh light]

https://tenor.com/view/luigi-dab-snow-gif-9672617

[fresh light]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/DBHvNskuPLk/?igsh=YW0yb3JjdnptdWNl

https://tenor.com/view/stewie-want-it-gif-13131321

[red jetty]

this is for free on the HD2 DLC page if anyone wants it

[vapid raven]

crank dat soulja boi

[earnest stag]

Old Twitch drop

[red jetty]

yes

[plain bough]

Ah yes, best match of the day

Landed with 10 seconds left before the shuttle leaves

[valid hedge]

at that point you just land on the shuttle kek

[sacred tapir]

my favorite shenanigans with shuttle

is to wait for everyone to get on

then blow their heads off (if they were assholes) at the end so we dont lose their samples

then wait for said asshole to get mad

because its funny

[valid hedge]

this simply doesn't happen on 10's at least for me

[plain bough]

I would like that on diff 10 that people pay higher priority to Watchers, they're not exactly hard to spot

[sacred tapir]

i have issues with it

i always get the most goblin people

one time i got a guy who just said slurs

lots and lots of slurs, a slurdiver if you will

a master of the RSD (Racial Slur Database)

[sacred tapir]

yeah i almost soloed a mission with arc thrower, except one of the watchers happened to be out of range and still got the flare off

then all hell broke loose

and i died, all because i forgot about the range

[valid hedge]

well i usually take them out anyway

you know what i really want

i want to be able to shoot while i drive with one handed

(inevitably crash because i get focused on shooting)

[plain bough]

Feckin keep disconnecting, at least I've done my part for Super Earth, with all the samples at evac

[tired pilot]

monolith soldier with exo helm fit

[valid hedge]

who trying to dive rn

[sacred tapir]

bro ew

stop puttin the stalker in mah diver

[tired pilot]

fuck off

[sacred tapir]

i made a joke and you get mad

wild

"fuck off" as if that shit looks even close to an exo helm

[viral shadow]

I think monolith fans should be blown up with icbms

[echo verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/778778352063348749/1290997398398570496/this-peaks-this-reeks-ezgif.com-effects.gif

[sacred tapir]

i can do that

[tired pilot]

Dude its the closest i can get without mods.

[fast spindle]

monofans are larpers

even merc fans dont suck off their faction as much

[sacred tapir]

womp womp

just use mods

takes like 3 seconds

[tired pilot]

no thanks.

[sacred tapir]

download, unpack into a new folder, then copy

into the data folder

done

[tired pilot]

i do not want mods for this game.

[sacred tapir]

and for mods after the 1st one you just rename it to patch1 or 2 or 3 and whatever

[tired pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/talking-to-the-wall-gif-25370159

[sacred tapir]

ok, cool punctuation nerd

[sacred tapir]

no u

[plain bough]

Then you get Iedy who most likely got the extra booty cheeks mods for HD2

[tired pilot]

Iedy is unique tho tbh

[tired pilot]

nice rage bait.

[sacred tapir]

[plain bough]

uniquely brainrotted in tarkov, scav mode

[sacred tapir]

its not rage bait

[tired pilot]

agreed

[sacred tapir]

i meant it

[valid hedge]

tactigoon

[plain bough]

The clap of thy asscheeks keep alerting the enemies of Super Earth

[fast spindle]

login
ship zoomed all the way in on malevelon creek with 1 mission there completed

[valid hedge]

loooool

how long has it been for you

[fast spindle]

not long

i was on calypso like a day ago

[valid hedge]

you know whats really annoying is i go to pick up some morons in my FRV and they won't fucking get in and i'm being patient but only one gets in and i'm waiting for the other but then i get harvester lasers.

and then car is gone

[fast spindle]

skill issue

[valid hedge]

summary execution

[fast spindle]

run them over

[valid hedge]

i left because they are stupid

[plain bough]

It's always funny when I get hit by the Harvester beam and just instantly vaporize if I don't have arc armor

[valid hedge]

i was wearing my heavy physique armor

i had purifier and yeah the two shot charge on seers is peak

probably best gun to pair with mg

[plain bough]

Ya know, playing for nearly a week now with Illuminate, I can appreciate how AH manage to balance the strategems against the squids and everything

[sacred tapir]

i dont fight them because theyre new and mean i need a change in strategy

i like to use stupid shit

they dont allow that

"oh you wanna use the railgun? fuck you actually it does little to nothing"

[plain bough]

Railgun at harvesters is good tho?

[sacred tapir]

wtf you mean it doesnt 1 shot jetpack overseers

[plain bough]

oh jetpack

[sacred tapir]

not when i could use MG and shoot it in the eye

like 30 times

at 900 rpm

and its dead

[plain bough]

Illuminate armor plates top tier

[sacred tapir]

nah thats bs

it is an ANTI-TANK I PIERCING PROJECTILE

so why cant it PIERCE YOU

mf

why?

[valid hedge]

get the new warbond anti tank emplacement

[sacred tapir]

i should be able to 1 tap jetpack overseers

[valid hedge]

its pretty cool tbh

[sacred tapir]

with 1 SHOT

because it should go through him and into the jetpack

because that would MAKE SENSE

its a god damned ultrasonic METAL ROD

irl ones do mach 7

thats not including this being with advanced tech

so its likely doing like mach fuck? idk

mach 20 on unsafe maybe

and mach 15 on safe?

its fast is what im saying, and theyre MADE to pierce materials

or it should one shot head them

[sacred tapir]

cant, no SC

and no friend

so no grinding

they have a job and im unlucky enough to not have a job

[plain bough]

Urban Legends is a pretty top tier warbond with the strategems for all occasions

[sacred tapir]

there is 0 jobs in my area or even in the city

[valid hedge]

also seige ready is a good perk

[plain bough]

Reprimand and Siege Ready goes well together

[sacred tapir]

for like 2 occasions (shield and at emplacement, flame is mid when the overseers shoot it)

[sacred tapir]

for crossbow especially

[plain bough]

Emplacement extremely good for bots and Flame Sentry for bugs

[sacred tapir]

so thats one reason i like it, but its not medium (cringe)

like who the fuck uses heavy

too fucking fat

[valid hedge]

[sacred tapir]

weighs more than the average bull moose

[sacred tapir]

yeah thats right, fuck you

[valid hedge]

why are you like this

[sacred tapir]

uh bored?

[plain bough]

I use light, medium and heavy anytime I wish

[sacred tapir]

although im waiting for people to join because i cant goof around solo

bc solo you just get fucked up if you goof

[sacred tapir]

medium is best ngl, balanced (im basic) and i like the servo mediums

steel trooper is nice

[plain bough]

I use the padded passive mediums

[sacred tapir]

lets me thermite heavies easier on bugs/bots

on squids they just suck

and the frags are better on squids

because the tripods refuse to die when i use thermites/OPS/500kg

which is why i use MG

so i can laser them in the eye with multiple intermediate rounds

[plain bough]

I aim for the unarmored connector between the legs and the main body for harvesters

[sacred tapir]

i shoot the shield thing first

then i shoot eye

i didnt know about the connector

[plain bough]

Also shooting the crown above their head disables their shield generator

[sacred tapir]

yeah that

i said that

i shoot it, then eye/that place (now that i know about it)

[plain bough]

Harvesters are truely glass cannons with shields

[sacred tapir]

turns out, the HD2 railgun does exactly 2000m/s

also when can we get an armor system like the ai has

like if you use heavy armor you get heavy armor

so you can deflect medium rounds

as long as they hit the actual plates ofc

bc rn armor is just a reduction which sucks

its boring when we could have the same system that blocks lvl 2 for light with damage reduction (like now) and lvl 3 for medium + reduction and heavy just has lvl 4 + smaller reduction

[fast spindle]

in what world is balancing fair where your goto answer to kill NORMAL TROOPS is to use some fucking anti tank gun

[valid hedge]

it was funny joke

[plain bough]

When Mortar emplacement

[fast spindle]

u never joke smh

makfar (serious maxx)

[valid hedge]

true

[tired pilot]

Revolver and Jetpack does the trick for me

[valid hedge]

its peak

i'm certified d(r)iver

@true basin

https://tenor.com/view/heel-toe-heel-n-toe-shifting-downshift-gear-shift-heel-toe-shifting-gif-26278013

[dire igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/tomahoop-gif-4710478427631205262

I d(r)ive

[valid hedge]

[desert lion]

i just realized, i was running dx12 this whole time in HD2

and i had fps over 60

[graceful compass]

is that bad? so did i

[desert lion]

it kinda lowers performance

not kinda

a lot

since it just eats ur cpu + gpu for better picture

[graceful compass]

[sacred tapir]

so what should you use then?

11?

[desert lion]

depends

[sacred tapir]

well that fucking helps doesnt it?

[desert lion]

idk

[valid hedge]

hey maka, do you want a high rated d(r)iver

[desert lion]

currently no

i wish to get the armor set that only appears at superstore

[sacred tapir]

so dx11 is better than 12 on helldivers 2 correct?

i want the performances

[desert lion]

yea

for performance

[valid hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/gosling-sad-gosling-ryan-gosling-blade-runner-snow-gosling-snow-gif-6845320348811377304

[sharp kindle]

how goes the mogging

[sacred tapir]

so how do i

[sacred tapir]

fucking horrible

my teammates didnt call extract

they waited

until TIME RAN OUT

so NO STRATEGEMS TO REPEL THE ENEMY

and NO REINFORCING

fucking idiots

i said "call it in at 2min on clock" and they didnt fucking do it

why do i get illiterate fucking cum-brains as my team

[desert lion]

google

[sacred tapir]

alright then

[sharp kindle]

[sacred tapir]

whats funny? the team mates ramble or the "google" thing

because ive been waiting for a reason to call some fucking inbecile a cum-brain for a while

[desert lion]

https://tenor.com/view/serious-sam-serious-sam-croteam-better-call-saul-gif-27086928

you should rethink that decision

[sacred tapir]

there are no thoughts behind those eyes, like the team mates i get

[sacred tapir]

why is that?

enlighten me

[desert lion]

))))))))))))))))))))

you will know

[sharp kindle]

your teammates

[sacred tapir]

fair

[sacred tapir]

no i wont

im too dumb to know

[true basin]

[true basin]

Wow

It's so peak

[valid hedge]

major order good as won

also why is the DSS still off

[true basin]

I've never seen it in action before e

I do see it's hovering in the bot territory

[valid hedge]

i hadn't tried it during the time it became active

but it didn't function as i wanted so i didn't bother

[fast spindle]

hi cumbrain

[eager cliff]

HMG still remains goated

[valid hedge]

plas purifier is peak illuminate killer

now we wait

[eager cliff]

As long as we dont get a planet called Birmingham we good

Illuminate can have that one , even blackhole it

[valid hedge]

planet with knife rain.

[valid hedge]

prototype suits go well with a couple of helmets i like

[eager cliff]

too bad you need the worst warbond to get that helmet

[valid hedge]

i've always kept up on my warbonds

almost done with legend anyway

i feel bad for new and returning people

me staring at the war map waiting for it to turn purple again

[valid hedge]

they back

[fast spindle]

is car here yet

[valid hedge]

yes and no

[fast spindle]

is cat here yet

[valid hedge]

🫵

[fast spindle]

@valid hedge @eager cliff boys

superstore updated

@grizzled dagger

its killzone time

[valid hedge]

hm

[fast spindle]

i think i already asked u but

whats a good difficulty for supercredits

do they scale with diff

[valid hedge]

no scale

[fast spindle]

ok so just like

[valid hedge]

actually i feel like it gets less

[fast spindle]

diff 4?

[valid hedge]

as you go up

[fast spindle]

probably

[valid hedge]

2 is best imo

[fast spindle]

the gun is 615

wtf :(

[valid hedge]

oh thats convienent

i got 695

seggs gun

[fast spindle]

yay :D

[valid hedge]

very nice

[fast spindle]

overall? its like

a lil less than 2 warbonds

i think

yeah

1,975

which is fucking insane ngl

for not even half the content

[valid hedge]

guess i'll be grinding for SC again soon

i want all this shit ngl

[fast spindle]

lets grind vro

no mic gaming

[valid hedge]

i'm eepy

[fast spindle]

[valid hedge]

its 2am fro

[fast spindle]

i know

[valid hedge]

how bad is your sleep to mine

[fast spindle]

i wake up at like 1pm

[valid hedge]

what zone

i'm pst

[valid hedge]

.

[fast spindle]

im the same as you vro

ur like oregon or whatever

[valid hedge]

washington

[fast spindle]

yeah

[valid hedge]

alright

i wake up around 10am

so i'll just see you then

(1pm)

[fast spindle]

okie

[valid hedge]

honestly one of the cooler things about the rifle is its one of the only scopeless rifles

actual ironsight rifle

[fast spindle]

id love it if the irons were a lil better

and didnt get fucked when shooting

[valid hedge]

but its like the actual game

very accurate to it infact

[eager cliff]

Wtf

[desert lion]

Excuse me

wtf

[earnest stag]

Blank

Executed for being a twink

[desert lion]

it's rather three of them

having the same stuff

[earnest stag]

thats dumb cause it doesnt stack

das HOT

[desert lion]

yea

[earnest stag]

p!translate en нуф

[austere lodge]

Original

нуф

English

nuff

[earnest stag]

🍌

[viral shadow]

wait, they are selling a weapon in the superstore?

[desert lion]

my dumbass was

typing on russian

it was yea

[earnest stag]

already did with the baton

this is the 2nd one

and shit ITS ALL EXPENSIVE

[muted fossil]

are these real?

when I checked store earlier, it was unflinching set

[earnest stag]

no

definetly not real

fever dream

i had 1k if it was a Warbond

now im short

[earnest stag]

NOT REAL

dont buy

[desert lion]

broke both of my legs by falling off few feets off ground 👍

realism

[muted fossil]

its a simple question

[earnest stag]

and ive got corona,full with meds and extremely bored

[earnest stag]

its free real estate

trying out the gun

killing lvl 1 bugs

[desert lion]

eepy

[earnest stag]

my new favourite rifle

[eager cliff]

yeah , they selling the stun baton as well there

200 sc

[red jetty]

God I fucking love killzone

[viral shadow]

thats fucking retarded

[earnest stag]

look at the prices,its nearly 2 warbonds in price

[viral shadow]

jesus fucking christ

oh and the game isnt loading for me

yeah

[tired pilot]

When custom capes 🙏

[earnest stag]

never because people will project mostly trash on it that doesnt belong to the game

[viral shadow]

SIX HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN

[red jetty]

every single HD2 owner logged in to buy Killzone stuff at once

[eager cliff]

Yeah fat L with these ones the whole pack is worth two warbonds lmao

[fast spindle]

dude

the super credit store crashed apparently

mfs are BUYING credits for this shit 😭

its gonna be around for 5 days

literally just farm credits

[true basin]

[viral shadow]

ngl, im not farming 2000 credits, and i dont know who will, so either just dont buy anything, which i will do or buy supercredits

arrowhead knew what they were doing

especially with the timing being so close to a warbond

[plain bough]

Now I'm gonna need more super credits for this

[grizzled dagger]

God thats expensive

But I'm buying it

[grizzled dagger]

Real

Apparently part 2 is coming on the 23rd

[plain bough]

Server at capacity lol wtf

[grizzled dagger]

Yeah man its killzone everyone wants it

[plain bough]

Ngl I didn't play Killzone and I want it too

[grizzled dagger]

Its a good series

Killzone 1 eh kinda aged like milk

But 2 and 3 are good

Shadowfall is bad

[plain bough]

I'm never gonna financially recover from this

[grizzled dagger]

Its 20 bucks

I hate it

Cause one side its not thet bad

On the other i kinda get it

[fast spindle]

for THIS HALF

not even the full pack

even fucking cod puts crossover packs as one full bundle for 20$

[plain bough]

I bet its gonna cost around 4K in total

[fast spindle]

like that space marine one was like 2 skins, 2 guns, a melee, and like some random stuff for 20 usd

in cod

[grizzled dagger]

I guess that is true

I think partially why its expensive too

Is caise everyone is like omg its so easy to get SC

Hmm

Apparently its gonna be part of rotation

If thats true

[light nymph]

Soooooooooooooo, I don't really recall but... Didn't AH say that they are never gonna sell equipment in the super store?

[grizzled dagger]

I dont remember them saying that

[fast spindle]

ngl

i kinda doubt this

im pretty sure they said they're just changing the rotation speeds of the store

nothing about keeping this past its lifespan as random chance to see in store

[light nymph]

[light nymph]

welp... That does set a pretty worrying precedent

[fast spindle]

honestly feels like

"welp game awards are over, now we can do whatever"

[light nymph]

also

"items in the rotation are too short a time"
More like:
"Better buy now or you'll have to wait a long time for it to come back"

[grizzled dagger]

No it means you have longer to get it

[fast spindle]

i think the better thing would be like

5 days but it gives you two pages you can toggle between

[light nymph]

and if you don't, you'll have to wait EVEN longer for it to come back to rotation

[fast spindle]

more time to earn credits but also double the options

[light nymph]

OR, just spend some money on them super credits

[grizzled dagger]

Yesh but they even mention having a second page

[fast spindle]

not like i said

[grizzled dagger]

Which is better than 1 page every 2 days

[fast spindle]

no

[light nymph]

the fact that they HAVE a rotating store is dickish

[fast spindle]

they're doing a second run of killzone stuff

in 5 days

aka 2 pages of killzone items to explore

not 2 pages per rotation

[grizzled dagger]

Yes its to test it

[fast spindle]

1 page every 5 days now 🥴

[light nymph]

wonder when they'll stealth nerf SC credit drops now

[grizzled dagger]

They patched it long ago where you cant farm it anymore

[fast spindle]

no doubt

games gonna turn to cod where 99% of credits are paid

[light nymph]

i know, I'm wondering when will they nerf the drop rate even more.
The prices in the store are already way more expencive than anything else that was there

[grizzled dagger]

And at least you are getting SC while playing alot of games dont do that unless it has a bp

[fast spindle]

the rest are random chance from free battlepass slots (there are none)

[fast spindle]

exactly