#🤖🐛🦑helldivers

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plain bough
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Rip the pet fish

pale hollow
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People on the Discord already putting 2 and 2 together

plain bough
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what happening

pale hollow
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Cheaters? broke the MO

eager cliff
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at the rate they are releasing content

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pfff maybe in 3 years

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Realeasing illuminate right now will be bad , people will play it then get bored again and yeah

pale hollow
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I think they had the game planned for approximately 2 years of content support before they launched it, so sometime next near most likely

eager cliff
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They missed their ace card

plain bough
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waiting for the 60 day period of supposed fixes

pale hollow
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I love waiting two months for people to discuss what needs to change

light nymph
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"A warrior has fallen"

twin perch
light nymph
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he just sounds so exited

twin perch
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Protesters? what protesters?

light nymph
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"I Love a crowd!"

twin perch
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I'm pretty sure the chinese tank image was uhhh

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derived from certain square incident

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Also mission 1 for China kekw

light nymph
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Ehhh, doubt it. It was just a military parade

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there were crowds of onlookers

twin perch
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But yeah CnC generals was great

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the americans were also full of stereotypes

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the fucking commando general w the miningun

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John rambo wannabe

light nymph
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nope, just got a flood of more quotes in my brain

twin perch
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11% of brainpower used

light nymph
twin perch
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Let super earth fallp

fast spindle
plain bough
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Giving out requisition now for MOs

pale hollow
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Requisition is like the most useless thing in the entire world

slim coral
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Would be nice if you can comvert Req to Premium Cred

fast spindle
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or

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req to samples

plain bough
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Why do people who are like lvl70+ play like apes still

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Gotta solo a Strategem jammer next to a Detector tower in range of artillery while the team struggles on whatever base they were doing

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The only time I died was cause of their mortar sentries lol

azure wraith
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I easily solo heavy bases and stuff at lvl. 60ish

tranquil zealot
plain bough
tranquil zealot
eager cliff
# plain bough

We literally split the Automaton front in two and at some point they only had like 2 sectors left

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Now they pushed Super Earth

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??????????

slim coral
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There should be a random event where Bug and Automaton are on the same planet

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So 3 factions contest it

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They are all enemies so thatd be so cool

eager cliff
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PC will explode

slim coral
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Both PC and their asshole already exploded

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One from terrible crash and another from terrible nerf that people tear their ass apart

plain bough
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Gotta love how the game gives no fucks and just spawn a patrol right infront of you within 100 meters

late dagger
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ah so game is still shit

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glad i havnt missed much besides the usual bs

slim coral
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man

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this game sure is dying out

balmy spire
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is helldivers fun again? stopped playing a few weeks after launch due to them sucking the fun out of the balancing, heard they said they were improving it though

eager cliff
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Main issue people have is weapon balancing is still shit so it gets boring using the same 2 guns everytime ( because others are just inferior and it shows )

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Also at higher difficulties unfortunately they kinda missed the point, you really cant fight hordes of enemies anymore

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YOu have to do objectives on the run and avoid fights or you get swarmed and it gets unfun fast

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Which is....well....counter inituitive for what the game tried to be

balmy spire
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that's lame, ironically in an attempt to nerf "overpowered" guns to make it so there isn't a meta, they just have made it so the meta is stronger than ever

eager cliff
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pretty much , they are allergic at buffing stuff

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they are taking the Tarkov route here and just nerf everything lol

balmy spire
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and this was only on haz 7

eager cliff
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From infinite range

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Tedious and unfun

balmy spire
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they need to understand 'metas' are inevitable it basically any game, they just need to make it so the mid weapons are still fun and viable enough to be used, look at tf2, despite having clear cut best choices for a lot of the time, many people still use what they want because the weapons are fun regardless of competitive viability

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and constantly shifting weapon balancing around especially sucks when they are tonedeaf about what is and isn't needed

slim coral
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now the impaler is out no one gives a shit

tranquil zealot
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remeber when shriekers body could 1 hit you ... or a fucking charger or a bile titan ...

plain bough
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falling corpses smacking you into an early grave

slim coral
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So

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Hows this game rn

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Any ya kno great thing

eager cliff
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apparently 60 day plan to fix shit or whatever we do not care i wait for results

plain bough
twin perch
eager cliff
pale hollow
light nymph
light nymph
eager cliff
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They changed the flamthrower again

It's even weaker now

twin perch
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Absolute fucking creature emoji

latent zodiac
pale hollow
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Clearly AH is using a Ouija board to program the game since the code is an eldritch monstrosity that no human can decipher. How else could every single update keep breaking new things

plain bough
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They're doing that one south park episode, they used a headless chicken and it lands on a board full of shit and they go with that

twin perch
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Josta tripping time

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@plain bough

fast spindle
balmy spire
twin perch
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Hey it's @light nymph

light nymph
twin perch
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Lmao

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The devs forced a win

light nymph
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Ayo, new @twin perch pfp just dropped

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!avatar @twin perch

cursive gladeBOT
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Avatar for kosm
Link as

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light nymph
twin perch
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they forced a player win iirc

light nymph
twin perch
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HAHAHAHA

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HAHAHA

earnest stag
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Yeah sure

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In the process they nerf weapons even more

earnest stag
slim coral
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I love how these guys failed to understand this is PvE not PvP

narrow trout
# earnest stag

what the fuck do you mean chain-link fences block flamethrowers

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goofy ahh known issues

slim coral
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This game hates flamethrower it seems

plain bough
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How difficult can it be to not just spray liquid fuel across a small distance to absolutely roast the shit outta bugs

dire igloo
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So we nerfed all the fun weapons

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But we are buffing this generic ass smg

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Use it and thanks
Thats this weeks bi weekly update, we will see you in 2 weeks again when we nerf flamethrower again cause there is 2 people who still find it fun goodbye divers

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On a scale of 1 to 10 did I nail being a worker at arrowhead

fast spindle
slim coral
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So no

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You failed at being arrowhead dev

dire igloo
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No number scale so ignored

slim coral
dire igloo
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Still ignored

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2 more patches of flamethrower gutting please

slim coral
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What next

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Nerf Recoiless Rifle requires 2 shot to kill a Charger

dire igloo
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Nerf 500 kg bomb and make it not insta kill enemies and not be a large aoe

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And also make it have a 50% chance that it doesnt go off when it lands it just bounces off the ground

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Then buff this stupid fucking rifle nobody uses

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Give 3 damage

slim coral
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Damn people are using Liberator now?

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Sorry yo remove auto and burst

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Semi only

dire igloo
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Also make drones deal 4x the friendly fire so they insta kill with bad AI aim and decrease their damage by 2x on actual enemies

slim coral
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I have never had a laser drone not fucking shoots me

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Those dumb fucke

dire igloo
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Wish the laser drone would friendly fire a sony executive irl so the game would be available to purchase where I live but oh well

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I can always just play deep rock cause the devs actually know what balancing makes the game fun for everyone

sonic jay
slim coral
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What

sonic jay
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you can shoot a charger and it won't die

slim coral
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You cant just do this to me

sonic jay
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you have to dive towards it because the added velocity from your human character movement takes the damage breakpoint from 649 to 650

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it's incredibly fucking dumb

brittle edge
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This really was their last chance wasn't it

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Says they'll start testing their patches, immediately does not test their patch

slim coral
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Yesss

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He might have some calcium deficiency

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But he does his job

lost grail
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Or Solar Auxilia

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Hell if you really want to justify their ability to assblast hives without much issue, you can go with lucifer blacks

light nymph
lost grail
light nymph
lost grail
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Warhammer lore is very inconsistent when it comes to them, sometimes they are very weak, other times they are beyond solar auxilia levels

light nymph
lost grail
light nymph
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ye, looking for it now and can't seem to find it. But I do recall vague descriptions of black coats and gasmasks

light nymph
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boom, non AI art, still looks baller

pale hollow
latent zodiac
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man i love discord bugging out and not remembering my previous channel

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clueless piece of shit app but at least its not teamspeak

lost grail
narrow trout
plain bough
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Welp, Kosm is gone now

dire igloo
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I mean

viral shadow
dire igloo
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He could just rejoin hes not banned

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No issue

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Left of own volition

earnest stag
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Kosm left on his own.

light nymph
dire igloo
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This server too autistic for kosm

runic sentinel
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this is the second time someone leaves over some mild disagreament

dire igloo
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There was no disagreement it was more like kekpoint humor

earnest stag
dire igloo
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Like mild kekpoint humor

earnest stag
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It was more like a long time coming

runic sentinel
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called pfp gey

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leaves

dire igloo
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One would say this servers daily banter

runic sentinel
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called bee instead of bea

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leaves

earnest stag
runic sentinel
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never really liked him

light nymph
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just what finally made him leave

dire igloo
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Personally it was a pretty stupid reason

viral shadow
echo verge
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one less bug whatever

slim coral
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WHAT HAPPENED TO KOSM

viral shadow
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they left cus bullied

slim coral
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Damn

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Another bully

viral shadow
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people made fun of their pfp from what ive heard

slim coral
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I thought furry pfp is pretty common here

earnest stag
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Nice

earnest stag
slim coral
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Damn

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I remember BaePancake left due to bully too

earnest stag
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Well .... if you want to call it that

slim coral
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Well idk if anyone bullies him

earnest stag
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They were just very sensitive and instable overall

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Bea i mean

slim coral
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Well people constantly called them in the name they dont want a lot of time despite told not to

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So it justified their leaving

earnest stag
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BEE

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and they told me they just play being annoyed about it

slim coral
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But kosm idk

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He was always so chill and then just left one day

earnest stag
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Kosm was just fed up with the konstant stream of dumb questions and furry hate

slim coral
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Well aint that something

viral shadow
light nymph
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AYO

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Who ever can get into the Helldivers discord

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check the recent messages from the devs

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Is it true they said that they are gonna slow down development?!

narrow trout
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ain't no way they're gonna slow it down

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thats such a bad idea

light nymph
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apparently that's what the devs said when someone asked how's the morale in the studio, and their response was something to the likes of "Our team is feeling down due to all the criticism and when morale is down so is productivity"
I'm trying to find a source but since I've been banned from their discord(lol) it's not easy

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This is the image that's been making rounds in the helldivers reddit/steam forums

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so yea, they didn't say outright that they are slowing down, but the excuse is locked and loaded if they ever need it

fast spindle
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omg hiii @light nymph @narrow trout

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is game fixed yet

light nymph
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nope

narrow trout
sharp kindle
plucky steppe
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lmao

gentle gust
eager cliff
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death slower than it already was

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with the same mediocre to dissapointing results? hell yeah recipe for success

pale hollow
# light nymph

This is pretty common knowledge, negativity does not result in faster/better work. Negativity results in the opposite, especially in 'creative' industries.

eager cliff
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They cant seem to grasp that people want more powerfull and relaxed guns even if they feel a bit overpowered

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This is like 3rd or 4th update in a row where overall they keep nerfing weapons and shit and make it feel mediocre instead of awesome and i guess ppl got bored

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Also doesnt help they seemed to nerf popular fun weapons , like the flamethrower got so much praise after the buff + ship upgrade and it was a niche but nice gun to use , they nerfed it into the ground

pale hollow
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I genuinely wonder what the fuck is going on at AH. Like, how did it get like this?

eager cliff
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How could people not bitch about this

eager cliff
pale hollow
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The funny thing about fire, it was not an intentional nerf, apparently.
Twas a bug fix

eager cliff
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Some was bug but they nerfed the damage to medium armor or shit , so it made flaming the medium bugs and shit impossible + they dont flinch anymore so the hunter on fire would literally pounce at you through the fire wall

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Like defeating the purpose of the area control of the flame

earnest stag
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Helldivers devs trying to revive the game

fast spindle
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sony fumbles ur game and then ur stuck picking it up with like 1/6th the players you would've had otherwise

loud bison
dire igloo
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Helldivers 2 couldve been a nominee for best player support or whatever the tag is

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The one that no mans sky is in every year

earnest stag
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Helldivers updates in a nutshell

dire igloo
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I got joy reacted cause i didn't fully explain

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Gg

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Im killing both of you

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Couldve if the game specifically kept the same vibe on release
The one the community enjoyed

plucky steppe
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kill me too please

viral shadow
dire igloo
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No its not

plucky steppe
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please

light nymph
pale hollow
eager cliff
# pale hollow

small victories but imma wait until i see the results hands on in the game

pale hollow
chilly badger
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Same

sharp kindle
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same
been wanting to jump back in
i have 1k creds for a pass
but all passes right now feel like shit

bleak patrol
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And I did jump back in and I've been having a blast

slim coral
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So

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How did devs do

plucky steppe
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It’s a good game with a group of friends

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just play it casually, which is how i feel it’s intended to be played

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like DRG

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though DRG has been around much longer and has a dev team with a better grasp on what they want to provide

sharp kindle
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Other than the explosive pistol everything has been shit

bleak patrol
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Nah

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Stuff's fine

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(And I personally didn't really like cutting edge)

fast spindle
bleak patrol
loud ice
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The Adjudicator is my favorite gun in the game, hands down.

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Close second is the stock Liberator though.

fast spindle
loud ice
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I do like the stock SMG, it's fun. :3

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I do wish we would see more SMGs tho.

plain bough
eager cliff
# plain bough

oh woow fire orbital too bad they nerfed the fuck out of it

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thanks anyway

granite nest
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Holy shit, I dont remember helldivers being THIS fun

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Me and Shiyon did a few rounds and its so good

pale hollow
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If you don't got burnout, the game is mostly great

loud ice
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You have people who do 10 operations in a day wondering why they get bored of an incredibly repetitive gameplay loop.

granite nest
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Its been fun

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I am sad that I didnt go further when I bought the game after premiere, because I couldnt unlock new levels

bleak patrol
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tbh I didn't even plan to stop playing, it was just the usual "I didn't play yesterday and I kinda forgot to play the next day"

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It's the same reason I no longer play gamba, minecraft, tarkov and a few other games

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I didn't get bored
I just forgor

granite nest
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Played it

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Stopped

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Never saw it again

bleak patrol
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I remember when I played Pacific Drive for the first time
"Wow, this game is fun, can't wait to play more tomorrow"
I never played more tomorrow

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Basically the same happens to everything

granite nest
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I mean

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I never install games right away

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Just if I want to play them again

bleak patrol
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I do install games when I want to play them, but I also don't uninstall them unless I need more space

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That's a habit I have from the times my internet was shit

granite nest
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I kept half of my steam library downloaded kekl

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Only now I did a hard genocide

granite nest
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The 500kb/s times

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I still had it till 2023

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Now its 6mb/s PepeHappy

bleak patrol
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That's still not very fast hmm

pale hollow
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Depends on whether he means megabyte or megabit (not blazing fast, but decent none the less )

earnest stag
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Heres me with that Gigabit

bleak patrol
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Now that's fast

loud ice
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I got gigabit that feels like I'm on megabit. KekSkew

plain bough
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spare some megabytes good sir

granite nest
raw folio
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Shitty ass midwest phone lines

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Now I get like 900 mb/s

granite nest
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Damn

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Thats huge

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The wifi here aint that good, but 7mb/s is really nice for me

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I did not have 8 yet

pale hollow
granite nest
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Whats the gloom? hmm

eager cliff
# pale hollow

minigun devastator : i dont care man im gonna headshot you 5 times in one second

vocal hornet
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Okay guys

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Whats the best way to farm super creds these days

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Havent played in ages

plain bough
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Run around in Diff 1 missions, small maps and chance for super creds are decent

unborn ibex
dire igloo
pale hollow
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open in browser to see the full thing properly

fast spindle
eager cliff
# pale hollow

My honest opinion

Sounds like classic corpo damage control

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Also i have heard from a reddit post on HD2 that they did the same with their last game Magika

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Same CEO responses bla bla bla ended up doing a final patch that crashed a lot so a community patch was needed to make the game playable

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AH didnt care

tranquil zealot
sharp kindle
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Still tho
The entire view on AH has shifted massively

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Pilt said massive stuff to appease to players

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Nothing came out of it

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Downgrading to cco amounted to fuck all

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Bugs and nerfs continued to roll out as if that was their paycheck

eager cliff
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Yeah , all talk and no action

slim coral
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Feel like this might be the last update to save whatever the remaining players they have

pale hollow
granite nest
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400k was a balls high number

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the game isnt dead

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10-20k is the ideal number of players for this type of game

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its still a massive success

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and its far from dead

dire igloo
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A few more bad decisions and itll be down there

plain bough
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2 more days and we haven't hit the halfway mark for automaton kills, no orbital napalm barrage soon

lost grail
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Chaosdiver numbers be growing

chilly badger
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Gee wonder why

heavy sinew
dire igloo
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Yea I wont lie space marine 2 just looks good asf for a horde shooter considering theyre gonna have a pvp mode and such and a campaign and what else not

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We will see how many ppl play coop pve though

earnest stag
dire igloo
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At the events

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Games been in development for long enough for them to not halfass it

late dagger
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soo why has helldivers taken another review bomb?

mossy hinge
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shit that sounds good

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not a lot of games have coop anymore so I doubt it will be bad

loud ice
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I really don't know why people get so mad about it.

fast spindle
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its some secondary mode where if you do it enough times you get a cool outfit

dire igloo
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Time to blow up the person who lied to me on YouTube abt their preview LeJokerge

granite nest
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Anyone up for a helldive?

runic sentinel
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dead channel

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pls delete

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MOOOOODS

viral shadow
light nymph
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@eager cliff doesn't even goon here anymore

dire igloo
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Pretty much a improvement over the first game

fast spindle
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@eager cliff when space marine 2 releases can you make this channel shared with it

dire igloo
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KILL ALL XENOS

fast spindle
granite nest
fast spindle
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that false is true

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that is true

pale hollow
# runic sentinel pls delete

I vote for temporarily shutting down the channel by removing it from being visible to users, then reviving it when the illuminate arrive kekw

valid hedge
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guh

dire igloo
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rename channel to funny dwarf game for deep rock cause that games more fun trollface

granite nest
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Rename this channel to Honkai Impact or other cringe anime game, gather all the anime pfps, and then burn them all together with this channel

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Same way they destroyed all the cunts in fnaf 6 TROLLED

fast spindle
formal bolt
light nymph
light nymph
fast spindle
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@light nymph are you gonna hop on space marine 2 on launch

light nymph
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I'm not preordering it, so no

fast spindle
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ill tell ya if its good

light nymph
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As if your opinion matters

fast spindle
light nymph
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For all I know, your favourite game is Golum

fast spindle
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no my favorite game is uhmmm

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prolly control

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or skyrim

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skyrim is a classic

light nymph
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Yep, opinion is invalid

fast spindle
light nymph
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Not because of control, mind you.
Because of Skyrim, that game was already outdated when it launched

fast spindle
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ok what if i say some shit like dying light 1 or half life 2

light nymph
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Both those games we're good. Half-life is Half-life and Dying Light was good untill the late game hit

fast spindle
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ok stinky

slim coral
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ok stinky

earnest stag
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I pre ordered cause i got ultimate for 76€ inatead of 100€

earnest stag
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Stinky cuppy FeelsCatMan

eager cliff
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clueless tirelessly

light nymph
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Blogpost: The Videogame™

dire igloo
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I bet theyre working as tirelessly as mojang does on minecraft trollface

shrewd compass
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lmfao

eager cliff
sharp kindle
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KekSkew wtf

earnest stag
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German

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Terman

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OH NO

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GERMAN BUGS

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TERMANIDS

slim coral
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We know yiu guys expect update today

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So we will post blogpost for this week and next week

formal bolt
valid hedge
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(nurgles garden)

slim coral
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Just maybe

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They become humanoid

light nymph
eager cliff
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Small map bug showed something

desert lion
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how to say that you're lucky :

winged dew
desert lion
pale hollow
winged dew
latent zodiac
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power stance

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fuq wong chat

pale hollow
dire igloo
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Space marine 2 early access launch

obsidian flame
fast spindle
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wow fellas I cant believe this is a space marine 2 chat now

earnest stag
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Rename this channel to Hell Marine Divers 2: 40 nay

fast spindle
earnest stag
desert lion
mossy violet
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Makes me sad that such good game is so unoptimized tbh. Although it's manageable. I just started the game yesterday and the players are really nice.

chilly badger
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Nothing like fighting tooth and nail to save a fellow diver

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Mowing your way across a platoon of bots, or a hive of bugs, to slap a little goober with your meth Stim

mossy violet
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Yeah it's quite good to operate like in the army. Covering others while they reload, stimpacking them and just generally go around, clearing objectives and kicking bug/bot asses.

chilly badger
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Team reloading to chain a bunch of AT kills

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Still surprised we haven't got a team-reloading MG

plain bough
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Weren't we supposed to get a blogpost about the update progression today?

earnest stag
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No

muted fossil
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we got one anyway

pale hollow
plain bough
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It’s been a couple of weeks since we committed to our 60-day plan, and our team has been hard at work refining the gameplay experience, addressing your concerns by doing in-depth reviews and adjustment of various systems, from weapon balancing and enemy behavior to the overall game mechanics. We are fully committed to ensuring Helldivers 2 meets...

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initial rebalance of 30 weapons and strategems, wonder how thats gonna go

eager cliff
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havent played it in a month , and i prob wont if they dont deliver something

pale hollow
muted fossil
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they're nerfing the hulks

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does that count?

latent zodiac
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just saying

plucky steppe
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yeahhhh

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they released flamethrower update with fire resistances and then made fire useless in the same stroke

viral shadow
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lots of complaints about performance, also about the fact it installs epic games online services cus it has crossplay, and you have to sign the egs eula

plain bough
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It's a good game nevertheless, just unnecessary stuff

valid hedge
latent zodiac
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ttk is quick, but not so quick you dont have a chance to react to yourself dying

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they made the class system REALLY fucking well, where you can instantly recognise a class and determine if its a fight you can take

eager cliff
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You could have the best game in the world , if they force you to install Epic Games it's over

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Ppl will hate it

fast spindle
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like yeah it's "spyware" or whatever

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but literally every game launcher and web browser is

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epic has some pretty good free games sometimes atleast

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(unlike steam)

lost grail
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People complain about EU wanting to implement a law where they can see private conversations and people are angy about it not realising that the company which has the messaging apps already hands over the info to government, and not neccesarily yours.

fast spindle
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like 80% of EU tech laws are pro-consumer

lost grail
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People will complain

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I can get not wanting the bloat and whatnot

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But when your lead concern is "le privacy" it just looks like you dont know wtf you want

#

Like what kind of privacy?

Do you want to not be arrested for a tweet? Sure it is fine, freedom of speech is a EU mandated right afterall

#

I got a feeling that majority who even talk about it are just americans who bitch about the patriot act despite the govermment doing jack shit with it.

fast spindle
#

half the times people talk about "ouuhhh but europeans can be arrested over stuff they tweet" its because they tweeted something that would get you a visit by the FBI in the US

lost grail
#

Pretty much yeah

gaunt topaz
#

china has all my info already anyway getting epic games on my pc wont change anything

lost grail
#

(UK is not EU, its worse)

fast spindle
#

windows has already sold all ur info

#

doesnt matter if you have epic games on there

gaunt topaz
#

exactlyy

fast spindle
#

the worst you can get is some malware infected crypto scam game

#

which already happens sometimes on steam

#

epic is just worse at filtering them

gaunt topaz
#

just dont be retarded

fast spindle
#

if you play actual games you're fine

#

literally cant imagine downloading some obvious free asset flip crypto game and being surprised when your gpu spikes to 100% and you're getting calls from your bank

lost grail
#

Its even funnier when people think they are important enough to be spied on

#

Federal agents are a relatively small group of people

#

They wont be able to monitor everyone and I doubt they even care to.

pure plume
#

oh you need an epic launcher?
well guess im going sailing shrug

light nymph
earnest stag
#

EOS is not Epic Launcher

#

And Epic Online Services are being used by nearly every Unreal Engine game not only cause they own the Engine also due to Crossplay.

#

And because they use Epic Setvers for Mulriplayer mostly.

earnest stag
#

As said its EOS.... and if People not already having it its a miracle they didnt have it yet

pure plume
#

EOS is the part of the launcher i dont want on, and so far whenever installed i was always prompted, and then immediately rejected it. I only made an exception for Barotrauma, but that was on another machine

#

and outer wilds, of course

earnest stag
#

Its seperate.

pure plume
#

if you dont have it on

earnest stag
#

The launcher is their shitty epic game store

pure plume
#

the game stalls on main menu

earnest stag
#

Which is shit,i know,we cant have proper singleplayer games

#

But since the full thing is coop playable it requires you to play online

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Which is again,shit.But thats how it is

#

Game is very good so i dont complain.

pure plume
#

oh it wont deter me from enjoying the game one bit

#

save for all the crashes

#

but they arent getting paid

earnest stag
#

Who isnt getting paid

#

?

#

Epic already gets payed cause they use UE5

pure plume
#

arent epic proprietary owners of the engine anyway?

#

im not sure if that 5% of revenue for using the engine still stands

earnest stag
#

Yes,thats why Devs get free licence usage when they allow them that the game uses the epic servers and all that shit

#

In the end they get all the money one way or another

#

Despite us hating them with all our might

pure plume
#

not yet anyway

earnest stag
#

Thats why im hyped for The Forever Winter

#

No shitty online depencies

#

P2P

pure plume
earnest stag
#

I hate Epic too but i gave up when Dead Island 2 for Steam came out and my Friend owned it on Epic ....

pure plume
earnest stag
#

required me to make an acc

earnest stag
#

Remember that

pure plume
#

finally

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im swamped with PVP

earnest stag
#

Is SPT in more hardcore kekl

pure plume
#

i could use a good version of helldivers

earnest stag
#

It probably requires you to play everyday otherwise your town dies because of water shortage and you lose everything.

#

I hope they backpedal from that shit

#

hated it in State of Decay

#

I wonder what the HellDivers rework brings.

pure plume
#

why i never played sod 2

#

i assumed its the same shit as sod

earnest stag
#

So much QoL really good game

viral shadow
#

oooh, the campaign has you fighting ||the thousand sons||

viral shadow
#

its the boys, they always have had the second coolest armor, alpha legion is the coolest

light nymph
light nymph
#

oi, @viral shadow mark it as spoiler

viral shadow
#

i did fuckin mark it as a spoiler

light nymph
#

too much info dropped

#

less info plz, not everyone knows that you also fight THOSE

pure plume
#

clueless i meant for the cool armor contest

latent zodiac
light nymph
#

@latent zodiac mark that shit as spoiler

latent zodiac
#

ooooh

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fuckin joke thief covering his tracks huh

light nymph
latent zodiac
light nymph
#

there, 3 eddits. I think the clue is good enough

desert lion
slim coral
#

I cant unsee shit

viral shadow
#

abnormally large sized chief

desert lion
#

the fear that automatons fear when 4 solid snakes are running directly at them

fast spindle
#

hiiii @light nymph

#

did you play space marine 2

light nymph
#

I don't preorder

#

so no

viral shadow
#

campaign was good, though kinda annoying solo, because all enemies instantly focus you and ignore ai squadmates

light nymph
#

as it was in SM1

viral shadow
#

yeah

#

thought they would atleast improve on that

light nymph
viral shadow
light nymph
viral shadow
#

ah yeah

fast spindle
viral shadow
#

ive only preordered helldivers 2 cus i found a crazy deal, 60% off, hell i cant even find a deal similar even though its been months since the game released

pale hollow
#

60% ?! insane

viral shadow
#

like i said, insane deal

#

enough that i broke my rule

pale hollow
#

Yeah I would too if I saw a deal that great

#

Brand new game, 60%

viral shadow
#

i also got the pre order armors, but not super citizen stuff, still, good deal

latent zodiac
#

gotta admit
they hit the nail square in the head in terms of the pvp

latent zodiac
#

we pop off like that

dire igloo
latent zodiac
#

holy moly the melee in pvp feels half-baked and weird

#

parrying basically does nothing as far as im concerned

#

and whoever starts the melee first, usually always wins unless a third party comes in
and since a good melee attack will give you armor back, you cant really even shoot them away unless you backstep like crazy

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its good and cool if you are on offence, where you are the one starting the melee, but you cannot defend yourself in melee whatsoever, so its weird

earnest stag
#

i still dont know why theres space marine talk in here xD

#

it isnt even close to Helldivers

#

Not even one bit similar

pure plume
#

Youre right its not nearly as dogshit

earnest stag
#

That aside

pure plume
#

Anything else requires logic and reasoning, and that's no way to build and emotionally charged argument

earnest stag
#

Space Marine 2 is a bit lackluster in the content department if were supposed to wait for a horde mode til 2025

#

otherwise its not bad

latent zodiac
earnest stag
#

Logic is magic and magic is heresy

latent zodiac
#

kek logic is realizing that the people who wear human skin are the bad guys

#

as cawl put it while talking to fucking fabius
'Come now,’ said Bile, shaking his head. ‘I want to save humanity.’

‘A fine sentiment for the man in the manskin leathers,’ said Cawl.

formal bolt
latent zodiac
# formal bolt magnus did everything wrong

more like horus temporarily did everything right, and russ did quite a few things wrong
magnus probably would have had a chance to be loyal if horus hadn't told russ that he was ordered to execute magnus by the emperor

#

the people who really did everyone wrong and deserves 1000% of the hate is erubus and lorgar

formal bolt
#

on that one planet

#

who stabbed horus

eager cliff
#

p!who

austere lodgeBOT
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lost grail
#

Erebus is the mf who started the civil war essentially

sharp kindle
#

Fake erebus truly is a mf

formal bolt
#

Which makes his ahhh turn to chaos since the poop knife is chaos infused

sharp kindle
#

Horus betrayal is just so shit kekw

formal bolt
#

big E basically gave horus control over everything then left to do something so secrative

#

he didnt even tell his own sons

#

not even his favorite one

#

all of this trouble could have been avoided if big E told the primarchs about chaos

#

if he told fulgrim hey that sword has a demon in it he would have stopped carrying it around

#

and if he didnt decimate lorgar's capital city and all the shrines making the Big E seem like a god (which he hated but to be fair he legit seemed like a god to not just normal people but to Logar, a primarch )

#

lorgar wouldnt have been looking for " better gods to worship "

latent zodiac
#

having a retarded father is no excuse for being THIS guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOna7xIDIkE&pp=ygUXbG9yZ2FyIHNwZWVjaCB0byBtYWdudXM%3D

Monologue at the start of the novel "Betrayer" by Aaron Dembski-Bowden.
Narrated by Jonathan Keeble.
Music: Salvatio -- Chants of Liberation by Monasterium Imperii
https://monasteriumimperi.bandcamp.com/album/chants-of-liberation
Art by me.

Here I am:
https://twitter.com/marskooperation
https://vk.com/marskop16

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light nymph
# formal bolt lorgar wouldnt have been looking for " better gods to worship "

OH! HE DEFINITELY WOULD after the rasing of Monarchia.
Angron would jump at the opportunity to fuck over Big E
Magnus the idiot would challenge them so he could prove that he's better
Leeman would launch a full on crusade into the eye of Terror
Konrad would go even more insane
Fulgrim would jump at the chance to prove his legions perfection and uncoruptability

#

Pretty sure some others would also have issues, just can't think of any..
Maybe Dorn would try to wall the warp off or some shit

slim coral
#

Love how ever since SM2 came out

#

Helldivers become a memory

rancid atlas
viral shadow
dire igloo
#

Ill be playing sm2 later and seeing how the game feels

#

But from what i heard the devs did a super good job with everything

viral shadow
#

games arent competing, too different, its like saying lethal company is a left 4 dead competitor cus both of them having coop

dire igloo
#

People are comparing the coop to helldivers

viral shadow
viral shadow
dire igloo
#

I mean the devs did guarantee to support the game as long as it has players

#

And there will be support for the game until 2025 even without players

#

Since content is planned

viral shadow
dire igloo
dire igloo
#

You get it for free

viral shadow
#

uh, yes, i bought the game, definitely

dire igloo
#

Ppl who will play the game can just upgrade their version for 20 bucks and just be guaranteed all future content

#

Also wdym the price
Its avg triple a pricing and considering theres far worse games that release each year for said triple a pricing if not more, i think the games worth it considering itll definitely be a goty nominee

viral shadow
#

its not a triple a game and doesnt have the content for that pricing

#

even helldivers didnt cost 60

dire igloo
#

If you werent promised more content for free later down the line id say you are right

#

But you are promised content for free so i see no issue

plain bough
#

1 week till helldiver rebalance update

bleak patrol
viral shadow
plain bough
eager cliff
latent zodiac
#

Dear Marines, we made it! There are now 2 million players on Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2. This incredible milestone makes us proud and grateful. This was only possible thanks to YOU 🫵 the players, and all the love and support you've been sending towards us! Please believe us when we say we're reading all of your feedback with great attentio...

viral shadow
#

two million players?

#

dont they mean two million purchases

#

i see, the remaining 1.8 mil must be on playstation and epic games

heavy sinew
heavy sinew
dire igloo
#

also id compare this game way more to that world war z game

#

pure amount of enemies remind me of that

#

honestly i think helldivers might save itself

#

theres no way sony can afford another dead game

fast spindle
#

thats their good game of the year

#

only one that isnt mediocre or something they fucked up halfway thru

latent zodiac
#

peak space marine matchmaking

#

iv been on a fucking lose streak for the past 30 games and i JUST WANT THE FUCKING COSMETICS YOU COCKS

#

cant even do fucking operations because every time i try and JOIN a match, it forces me to fucking HOST one instead, and NOBODY FUCKING JOINS

mossy hinge
latent zodiac
#

same here man....same herePepeKMS

#

just joined a match to a lvl one thats just in the armory terminal

#

i dont know if i can take this anymore
i just want to join an active match at the beginning like i already have SEVERAL OTHER TIMES

#

is it because iv got crossplay turned off?

#

i give up

#

not gonna waste my time waiting 40+ minutes for 2 more people to join

#

not gonna waste my time on a 30+ lose streak because all of the people on my team just got the game, and everyone on the other team has had it since preorder launch day

#

god almighty why

formal bolt
#

it probably would have been better if big E wasnt a piece of shit father

#

i mean it also fits him too

#

like hes basically so far advanced from humanity hes barley even human

mossy hinge
latent zodiac
#

ladies and gentlemen

#

on september 17th

#

suggest a title, couldn't think of much else but this is quite literally how I feel about the changes considering they're basically everything I've been asking for.
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#

COMPLAINING CHANGES SHIT BITCHES

#

FUCK THAT GUY THAT LEFT
FUCK THE DOUBTERS
WE BACK

#

LISTENIN TO THE ROCKY SOUNDTRACK RN WE SO BACK

sharp kindle
tranquil zealot
#

i like your confidence that you think this Update will be good
...
...
...
considering their track record i expect a lot of bugs

slim coral
#

I wonder when will new update come put

#

Out

#

Wonder if its worth playing

latent zodiac
latent zodiac
tranquil zealot
latent zodiac
slim coral
#

Man

#

The grind for Flamethrower upgrade continues ig

#

I need samples for that ugh

plucky steppe
#

We will see what happens

fast spindle
#

they need to fire the current mf incharge of balancing weapons

dire igloo
#

Theres 250k players on steam

#

But 2 million players in total

#

So thats a lot of console players you cant play with

earnest stag
latent zodiac
# earnest stag Crossplay exists

i know
i was talking about how the game wasn't letting me just JOIN PvE ops, and most of the time forced me to host when i didn't want to, and how it took forever for people to join

#

i then said "is it because iv got crossplay turned off?"

earnest stag
#

Reeeeee

slim coral
#

We must do some heretic together

dire igloo
#

So he cant play with the majority of the playerbase cus he has his off

#

Kinda lame that its optional

earnest stag
#

Some people just dont want it

dire igloo
#

Well considering that like 75% of the playerbase is console

#

Its a little stupid

#

But like who care

#

Flash gordon disabled crossplay now we kekpoint this man

earnest stag
viral shadow
#

wait yall actually believe that 2 million statement?

#

bruh

#

its 2 million purchases not players

eager cliff
#

Lmao 2 mil playerd

#

Their servers would be dust

#

Insane purchases tho for someone like Arrowhead ngl they made buck

viral shadow
eager cliff
#

Ah

#

Damn

#

Still a lot

#

Players tho thats not true

#

Cant be

viral shadow
#

im supposed to believe the rest of the playerbase are on console and epic

#

that missing 1.8mil, much more practical to assume the real playerbase sits around 500-600k

eager cliff
#

Ye would make more sense , good gsme but its not GTA levels of hype and shit

#

2 mil is crazy

#

In such short time as well

#

Hasnt been a week

viral shadow
#

there wouldnt be any servers left if it genuinely had 2 mil

#

game would explode and burn down your ssd

viral shadow
dire igloo
#

The game was advertised heavily for consoles

#

Also you can just play the game singleplayer

#

Wish there was like a reliable way to check a whole playerbase instead of just only steam

#

Need someone to make a site like that

earnest stag
#

Wukong hat 1,8mil chinese and 200k non chinese too

#

So eh,2 mil sales might be as well equate

#

And Wukong is only on consoles rn

#

Jusz saying

viral shadow
viral shadow
fast spindle
#

we all know NA is the only demographic for video games

earnest stag
#

Yes it had over 2 mil players lol

#

And over chinas night it plumeted kekw

#

And yeah,ofc space marines playerbase isnt 2 mil

#

But i define it close to 1 mil

#

Console players are a bigger part than you think

#

Always was,everyone underestimates it

#

Like i dont know anyone in Person playing on PC but i know at least 20 people that play on console

lost grail
#

I cant afford SM

#

Sadly

#

Id play tf outta it

earnest stag
#

And the people i met online and met up with also all have a PC and a Console

#

Me included

#

Btw i was wrong

#

Wukong is also on pc

viral shadow
#

yeah thats what i was confused about

earnest stag
#

2,4 mil players kekl

earnest stag
#

Now i gotta admit it myself

viral shadow
#

cus thats what you made it sound like

earnest stag
#

They have access to Steam

#

Most got even payed time off + the game from their company

#

I was suprised they did that,we all know how China is kekw

#

Thats Space marine 2

viral shadow
#

1 mil is still much more believeable than the 2 mil they spoke of yeah

earnest stag
#

Yeah

earnest stag
#

But eh

#

Lackluster in content

viral shadow
#

true, game is not worth 60 in its current state

earnest stag
#

Horde mode in 2025 which is way to late

viral shadow
#

only proper content it has is the campaign, pve and pvp just look tacked on

earnest stag
#

Pvp is unbearable already

#

PvE is a harder grindfest than it should be

#

And harder than it should be kekl

#

Fucking Carnifex ripping a full purple lvled troop a new one

dire igloo
#

the advertising was mostly catered towards console players too

#

it could be 2 mil players across all platforms but we wont know unless microsoft and sony release the numbers, which well they rarely do or never do, i have no idea if sony or microsoft have their own things that track amounts of players

#

the themed consoles look very cool though I love them, ASUS also made a gpu but I cant find any pictures of it, would be cool if they sold these as collectors items but as far as I know theres 4 of these world wide, 2 of each

earnest stag
#

Yeah that one looks dope

dire igloo
#

so far ive seen little complaints abt it

viral shadow
plain bough
#

So railgun good against everything now

dire igloo
#

did the railgun have those stats at the start before the first nerfs

plain bough
#

It took like 2 safe shots to open up charger legs to primary damage, so do the math

dire igloo
#

i live in a country that cant buy the game because of psn

earnest stag
#

O shit

#

Big W

#

Railgun fun gun

loud ice
plucky steppe
#

So their entire plan is to roll back some of their stupid ass decisions?

dire igloo
#

I think so

#

cause its what it looks like

plucky steppe
#

not a bad decision, guess they want to take another look at balancing to make it fun. I don’t know, feels like a cop out for the last few months

#

hope they get their shit together and have this update be good

plain bough
#

Wonder if the airburst will get a makeover as well, not too used that one

pale hollow
latent zodiac
#

the problems stopped and i connected to matches more often, and pvp basically loaded instantly

#

but operations kept making me host instead of join

#

turned it back on to see if shit was fixed, and if i could just play operations and people would actually fuckign join

dire igloo
#

cause it started happening to me

latent zodiac
#

the MOMENT i open the game huh

#

neato ig

latent zodiac
#

still forcing me to host when i hit quickmatch

#

:( if i wanted to host, i wouldn't be hitting the quickmatch button

earnest stag
narrow trout
#

it sucks but its somthin

latent zodiac
narrow trout
#

im sure we'll get it very soon

eager cliff
plain bough
#

virtually all my teammates skip the friendship bunker

eager cliff