#🤖🐛🦑helldivers
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While I still approve of the plan to take Creek in terms of it being peak funni
I still think it's a stupid ass move
As Creek does not connect to Ubanea
Would be funny if we cap out the bots
and then we cap out the bugs
and we suddnely get super fucking pushed by the outer bots and ilus
lmao
then bugs slowly start to fester
the only thing "on devs" is Joel not lettin Malevelon be taken
so the morons could go elsewhere

but haha meme planet space vietnam
funni
another thing I find ironic
"let people play what they want"
MO failed
ERMAHGERD
people probably gonna be bitching on why we didnt complete the MO and getting their medals
you can likely see the massive shitshow
In general I'm for the "let people play what they want"
But
You don't help with the MO, you don't get the rewards
can't bitch about it if you didn't contribute to bot genocide
especially on the right planets for that
I think it's a fair trade
You didn't contribute, I don't mind, but you get no rights to cry about not getting any medals 
I'm pretty sure that would make some people do the MO because "muh medals
"
Anyway
it'd take a lot of tuning to get the right measure of "how much contribution is required" to receive the reward
I don't really blame the 20-30k Creekers and 120k Buggers
because anyone could just do a diff 1 mission, contribute 0.000000000001% and earn the medals lol
and adding a minimum required amount of contribution
would just make people rage even harder
Let them rage
they already are 
If that's what they want to do, then they don't deserve anything to be honest
I still think the difficulty affecting lib % should be a thing to help w MO if people don't contribute
and only people who do missions on MO get the rewards

it just works
and it's kinda funny that it doesn't 
have you guys seen this before ?
now I'm extremely curious to see if AH will have the balls to go through with the consequences of this failed MO
Why not
and add automaton gunships without us having the AA thing they were planning to give us
they should do it, just to show us the consequences of our actions
because ppl are already whining
imagine they make the game harder as a "punishment" and the players get even more bitchy
players already complaining, who cares if they go a decibel louder
I'd 100% do it
Even the devs kidna lowkey tell the Creakers to fuck off
I would too
they should just lock the planet
or stop fiddling with the liberation %, let us take it so the memesters can go elsewhere
they should make it , the bots nuked creek as a last resort to stop helldivers from reinforcing it
by the time the planet will be inhabitable again, its out of our hands
and then they can rework creek to be a wasteland later idk
wasteland vietnam, they should do it
then it'd just be another meme that people can't get over 
when we gonna have actual radioactive planets that violently kill us
finally awake with the bots speaking binary at you
ya know people say bots speak but I can't really hear it besides their marching song in patrols
you doze off in the carriage to Vernsworth...
You're finally awake
You were trying to cross the border?
Oh they say shit like kill you and other stuff
they are kinda understable
I think I've heard them say shit like "Helldiver scum" when fighting
Yes, out of all the stuff they say, the "Helldiver scum!" is the one I actually can hear
But people also attribute some lyrics to their marching song, which I do not hear at all
The lyrics have been posted in full by the official ACC
They really want Cyberstan
Can you link it, or do I have to search for it myself?
I'm fine either way
I was always wondering what are they talking about
Thanks man
Holy shit it's me

I brought the CS to a 7 btw
Even laying down it's a bit of a bitch to use lmfao
Oh yeah I ran the 3 7's shieldless w the recoiless
that's how balanced shit was
I want more 1 handed guns to run ballistic more
I want my comically large bolt pistol
@bleak patrol they bumped numbers again
I don't even understand what that means
Bots hard again
Maximum pain I must endure

buy it 
It's a pretty decent weapon if set to burst
And it works well with ballistic shield
Me too
Just 1 super sample?
Helldivers has no official account on Tumblr, therefore this is fake.
.
Classic fucking redditors, can't even spell the name of the planets 
Another good one is people trying to spell Termanids, I mean Torminids, sorry I meant Termonids, appologies I meant Terminds, sorry Tyranids 👍
Droopnir
Fr
We all know they are really gorgons
Is this in 8k? It’s stuttering every 3 frames
Well, you are now looking to the rest of the galaxy for your own salvation and that door might possibly stand in the way of liberty
Depends on if it or your own head is thicker
I watched 3 people die to a hell bomb after watching me arm it
I forgot to clip it
The Ubanema canal

Terminix
Happiest day in Malevelon Creek

EZ
Lmao
a MG Raider bounced an AC Shot
Solo 7 comfy again
We are not cooking lmao
if you see rocket devastator , go to the nearest rock and pray
the aimbot on those in insane
My 2 deaths in that run was 1: rocket raider in the fog
2: rocket devastator at extract that somehow sneaked besides me?
Extract having massive patrol gen is bullshit
Would be cool that after you destroy enough bases / % of enemy presence on the map , your extract and shit gets an outpost
With a few soldiers / scouts
Would be great
even just mines + turrets w barriers
call in extract and the super destroyer drops a few turrets and supplies while you have to wait
It's hard for players to visualize their goals of having strategems be how you deal with high diff if there's just constantly so many factors in the way of it
Limited smount, long cooldowns
Patrols just having those high diff threats randomly
The fact patrols can have 2 hulks and run into you is lmao
Some dude I was playing with said they enjoyed that you couldn't get a handle on what to expect at each difficulty and I called them a masochist
But IIRC stratagem cooldowns were shorter in one so I dunno why they think their balance logic is gonna be the same
300 I think
But back in one it was 180 with unlimited uses
railcannon was 60 in one and is a whopping 210 in two
moya vasha ne ponimat
Like I'm sorry arrowhead. Somethings gotta give if you want strategems to be the go to on high difficulty
If you're looking for GAMMA advice you are in the wrong channel friend
RC on 60 would make so much sense lol
even if we had like "Limited uses" per mission like 10/20
They have probably balanced too hard around 4 players
With teamplay
Yeah, I don't like using only eagles because AA can instantly shut it down but
Just have like 500 KG eagle, Airstrike and Rocket
and you win
or even strafing
Why use railcannon when I could attempt the 500kg and have 2 uses in only a little over 150 seconds
you have like 10-15 uses
of a shitload of instant stratagems
wich you can call again every 7s
lol
Railcannon just has way too much CD for what it gets you rn
drop it down to 180, and if that ain't enough go lower, but 210 is insanity
Cooldowns should shift with higher difficulty, reflecting that high diff missions have more war impact
Just as soon as shit hits the fan super earth goes "We need to train the destroyer crews to be faster" or some shit.
Honestly I wanna see shit hit the fan hard because we failed this order.
25 fuckin % still pissin around on the creek 
Yeah I'm just hitting draup
did you know you can head tap walkers in first person AR-23
Yes.
Also yes.
MG Raider bouncing the AC really mindboggled me
Also the people getting pissy that people want randoms to stop just "Neuron Activating" on patrols at like diff 9 sayin shit like "It's a horde shooter". My brother in christ it is only a horde shooter because you've never heard of just leaving a fight
It's a horde shooter cause they haven't called down the extract so patrols are arriving every 15s

idk why i was insired to make this at 8am in the morning
Rocket Devas are only an issue if you're not ready for them or not aware of them
A few shots to the rocket pods turns them into normal devas
They tend to stay far away from the players
They die as easily as other Devas
And the rocket salvo has low accuracy
Heavy armor can tank a rocket, or two, or three
Leaving a fight is cowardly, we fight like men
How could you do this to us. Now I've got to run 400 miles across some greek island
Rocket devs are annoying when there's more than 1,
Because yes, heavy armour can tank one to the face, but it's not exactly uncommon to get a stray rocket from fuck knows where just evaporate someone.
none of the bots are individually hard, it's only when there's some other shit causing problems.
or there's 50 of them.
a day left with Ubanea and Draupnir at around the 80% mark, we ain't completing this MO lads
I'm ready for automaton gunships anyday now
Gee, I wonder why 
I'd like a heavy armor+ballistic shield combo to be immune to being ragdolled after getting shot by a rocket 
I feel like rockets should be removing ballistic shields.
They do
Then that should remain, probably give shields better arcs and less fucking bugging out though
Direct hit from an explosive projectile can destroy the shield
it bugging out every 2 seconds is the reason I stopped using it
If you stim, climb some obsticles, occasionally just walk funny, pick up some items or objectives, you get stuck in a T-pose.
where you need to swap to a 2 handed item, then back, to fix.
Same issue as with SSSDs,
That's a feature, you intimidate the enemies
Very much so, but as a light armour user, I then get a bullet to the face.
You didn't roll high enough on your intimidation check
I guess the SMG is rather small.
Biggest issue with shield vs bots is the fact you can't one hand the slugger.
Love me slugger.
The Senator exists
It does, but I don't have it
Nearly finished the base warbond tree,
Although does the senator even oneshot devs?
Not terrible then,
And you sometimes do a sick spin with it when you equip it
just needs that speed loader for it
inb4 we just get a Deagle 
what drop of blood tho 
My point still stands
With my current playstyle I'd rather have a couple rocket devastators than one scorcher hulk
Especially if I take the funni (Railgun) and not the based (Autocannon)

If only they came out alone 
Also AMR > Railgun 
I just can't get it to work for me as well as an Autocannon
Autocannon spoils me with 1 tap walker kills
Ah
Yeah it's really inconsistent with the walker 1 taps
But
- I need to 1st person it
- I can't find that sweet spot
the scope and the mag sway is annoying
cause recoil is not reflected properly in 1st person
I'm absolutely incapable of liking the amr 
But AMR is still better for me than the HMG
Also 1 mag per ammo pack, 7 rounds per mag (please 10 rounds)
or even 12 rounds awooga
I want the HMG to be better so badly
I took the HMG for a spin when I played with friends
HMG is even more of a meme than the amr
I really disliked it
And we found a random AMR in a PoI
My reaction was "Finally, a good weapon"
It has hulk eye pen
But it doesn't have damage
Which is like the worst fucking sin it can do as a HMG
Why is it lacking damage when it fires 40k can sized rounds
Watches a bot survive a direct hit
(Me trying desperately to fire HMG from 3rd person)
...you can see what you hit?
even at low rpm, with the armor for recoil it jumps so much
the 750 is barely usable in bursts
and the 1200 is impossible ven laying down lol
I hope the armor rework lets me bring the Stalwart as a main gun
Become a heavy armor main w fat guns
1200 works if you shoot in short/quick bursts
Works for half a second in a general direction
I tried , too much of a hassle
Lmao
yes... 1200 rounds in half a second is a lot of rounds on target...
It worked out perfectly for me
If I have to use my HMG like a DMR, then I would rather just use an AMR or AC
If you're using an HMG for sniping, you're using the HMG wrong
center mass, crouch or prone, 1 sec log burst
Also the HMG sight is the single most misaligned sight in the entire game, so far
I used the HMG and it's actually quite good/usable. Too bad I don't like how it looks or I might even use it more
Motherfucker 'false' reacting me when it is the actual truth 
and yet... I somehow manage to get hits on target
Yes Grim, that is a skill issue indeed 

it works when I use it, so it's clearly a user error

If y'all are trying to play CoD with that thing that's on you, I use it like a propper HMG and it works wonders
2-3, 1 second bursts on a devestator in center mass kills it
1-2 ac shots with less exposre and the devastators actually stagger from it

HMG be like
Howabout I brainfart exile you 
muhfucker thinks reddots are actually in the center of the reticle and not based on the angle in which you are looking through

every other gun has the sight a bit more elavated from what I can tell
Uhh, what? 
Assumptions much?
Bro, I fucking have an actual reddot on my airsoft guns, the dot is alignment is based on how you position yourself
I can litteraly turn it on now
Thanks for completely ignoring the 'hit' and only focusing on the middle marker, thus completely missing the point

✈️
also, how close is that?
It is the same at most ranges, unless you shoot at very distant targets
almost like zeroing is a thing... But fine, I'm about to check it myself
Yeah, let me cease all movement when I'm fucking surrounded and a couple of hulks are approaching my position
But the red dot is so thick that you can barely see those distant targets 
well maybe don't fucking use a HMG at that point

Don't worry
I won't use it at all

Autocannon, Railgun or a GL will get me out of tricky situations
Are you aware that most guns in HELLDIVERS 2 have misaligned scopes?
The AMR for example always hits slightly high to the left.
HMG, not so much
Railgun momment
guys what setting doing this with scope
I never noticed that, somehow I'm able to hit my shots

As a matter of fact, if you want to use a machine gun, you're better off using a regular MG instead of the HMG
The new machine gun stratagem looks unfinished
@pale hollow name a group of guns to bring on a mission to check the ironsights
The only thing I like about the HMG is how it looks
Everything else can go straight to my lvl 25 friend
@pale hollow fkn... What guns have missaligned sights so I can have a look

got the HMG and AMR
what else
Well, not the ones with "ironsights"
iirc
Hold on

Counter sniper and Autocannon also have sight issues.
Please note that it is very slight.
The HMG is the biggest offender by a large margin.
Also, Google (Reddit
) is your friend for more information on where the bullets actually hit.
Reddit is horrible, issue is that all the SEO optimised AI driven shitstains of websites are worse.
Oh, so that's why I always felt like 3rd person aim on the Autocannon is more accurate 
The HMG however, has no 3rd person reticule
So people have to live with garbage sights
They could at least give it the basic dot without the "where you're actually aiming" circle
Same with the AMR
innitial tests = 
expanded tests = bozos complaining about not knowing how guns work 
cooking, sec
Either your game for some reason actually works, or you are delusional.
everything works perfectly fine
It's just you bozos don't know what fucking zeroing is 
We do 
best example of that is the fucking stalwart
it has a lazer and a holo
lazer is close to the barrel and at short distances the lazer does not match the red dot
Said by the person who complained about not knowing how b. shield works
Explain to me why the AMR hits above to the left then
Why you ping me, I'm not even talking about the sights
Gun sights don't work proper
it LITTERALY doesn't
aiming here
hit htere
right bellow it
near the black stripe
Try at longer range
I find most of my shots go high
I mean it is realistic
its not like cod where you sight magicaly adjust to where ever you are aiming
its sighted for a range
aiming at the black bar
I bet if you changed it under the R menu and shot again it would hit somewhere else
dam
too far to render
but it hit the black bar
70m hit's the black bar
fucking

on you guys
HMG holo is especially poorly placed since it's above the cheek rest on a hump
but it's working as intended
zeroing seems to be at 100m
standard is usually 100-200 so it's working as intended
Stop spamming
we love spaming
I could still
at you for that one time you cried about the ballistic shield not working 
I mean, I still can't block vs devastators and HMG devs but I assume that's intended
It can
I did it often
I just tested the AMR, consistently hits slightly to the left of target
It can block devastators, heavy devastators and even walkers
unfuck your settings, idk
I mean, this is a common complaint
It's just that if you sit there passively and not shoot back, they will hit you after a while
when I say block, I mean prevent dmg. I can block a few shots but they quickly kill me due to the dmg bleed
It prevents damage
@pale hollow do you have high winds?
also, what range you shooting?
Tried multiple ranges, from 10-100
80m dead on target
HMG is also hitting below target in my tests
even at 100 m
HMG is the most egregious misalignment I have seen so far.
Now, bullet decals don't want to render at long range, so I found an object that always makes a spark when hit, even at range
My testing is mostly in agreement with common results
Here is one example from a closer range AMR shot, note the left offset:
The common working hypothesis is that it has to do with how your 3rd person aim is never really centred either.
german convoy in the battle of the bulge
I love how the enemies just disregard friendly fire to the same extent as players do 
pretty sure the common hypothesis on reddit is that every shot should hit on the red dot, regardless of it's position or range to target
90% of bozos there wouldn't know how to aim if they had aimbots in their brains
I treat the guns like guns and it works fine for me

Gotta love how you refute a common complaint made across multiple media channels, as people simply being too stupid.
it's the internet... For a game.... Where most people come from CoDs and the like... Kind of a valid point
You guys are Helpers, you should know 

Well yes, but there is ample evidence.
Either Grim is smoking some good shit, or his game is magically not shit like most peoples' games are.
keep inmind @pale hollow that the VAST and I mean a MASSIVELY VAST majority of people playing games are absolute GIGGA casuals that probably haven't seen or operated a gun outside of CoD
"common" complaint is simply the vast majority of people who know nothing outside of COD complaining they can't COD in other games besides COD
This point only really makes sense in regards to the fact that guns hit low at close range, does not adress the AMR issue of hitting to the left
Btw
the Shield does work after my most recent run
the thing is you get shot a lot

Lol, in me experiance, everytime I used a shield the bots completely ignored me and shot at my teammates... Maybe a stealth change was dropped

I have seen these complaints a lot, with evidence and even discussion around zeroing.
Yet the issue persists none the less.
One gun that has super slight zeroing issues is the slugger in 1st p
But it doesn't for me... Which is strange... Maybe aspect ratio/resolution is a thing?
what range is your sight at?
it's the asme issue than the AMR which is funny
What you running?
1950xsomething
I tested 100 and 200 for the AMR
I got a video of me sniping bots with 200m zoom and hitting all shots but 1 that I missed, I can post it

1950? not 1920?
At this point it feels like you're arguing out of spite of not wanting to be wrong Grim 
Well yes, as I have said since the beginning, the misalignment on most guns is minor.
because I'm not on my end

Ah, good ol' standard 1080p

same as me
The secret is that Grim has been fabricating incorrect results showing him as being right. 
These allegations are unfounded.
Soon™
Grim vs Windows G
@pale hollow https://youtu.be/mvVOE43mjp4
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The shot at 29 seconds might have missed due to the misalignment.
The rest were within margin since the issue is small.
Also, this shit is so pixelated that I can barely tell what is going on 
29 seconds was me missjudging how fast the bullet travels, so
on my part
why do you not zoom further
Revolver 
I also have a clip of the shield blocking Walker projectiles. I don't know if they are stronger, but they are larger for sure 
So you can hear it did hit at the end
Ballistic shield when a rocket lands even remotely close to you: 
Shield is dropped and you get fucked
Just makes it too weak.
We really should be a ble to hold on to it when we ragdoll
I dunno, it's fine for me
I usually just forget I dropped it
And realize when I'm like
500m away
Should give it a try on high difficulty levels then
I do use it on 7
Not on these clips
But I do use it
I don't go above 7 because why should I 
Damn, really?
I could never see myself using it as it is now, other stratagems are just so much more valuable.
fun
Yeah. I'm just one of those people, I guess
What hundreds of hours of being a tank in Div 2 does to a mf
If I'm not using an Autocannon, I either take a ballistic shield or a jump pack
I always take the shield generator pack on bugs tho
I don't like getting licked by hunters 
I in general find avoiding damage to be harder on bugs
Because there's always that one lil shit
With bots I can just take cover and I'm golden
Stim, reload, drink some tea, watch some videos on yt
Go out, shoot a bit, repeat
The only bot type I dislike is those jetpack fucks 
But that's because I dislike flying stuff in general
Going to love the gunships then 
We'll see
Anyway
I've proven my point, ballistic shield prevents damage, Grim has a 
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk
I take more strategems over a shield myself
I usually just don't know what to take for the 4th stratagem 
Like for the bots I have the Airstrike, Rockets, Support weapon and then just a slot
Like if I take an Autocannon for example then I just don't know what to take for 4th
I have everything covered
More bombs cause I've seen people waste half the reinforcement attempting to take down secondary objectives when i could just bomb it with a single 500kg
Replace Airstrike with 500kg then
Still no 4th
I mean, I can take 500kg, Airstrike and Rockets but that's overkill
I can also take Railcannon but for what? I have Autocannon, it can kill everything on bots
Same with EAT
Turrets? I will forget about them
Backpack is out because Autocannon already has one
it's viable on 7
Another Support weapon is pointless
the main issue is not enough 1 handed guns
I want more 👁️
1 handed grip on the AR-23
Ye, you either take one of the 2 SMGs or only use the shield with the Revolver (no other secondaries exist)
if wearing heavy armor
I'm still kinda annoyed at one SMG beinbg exclusive still
I don't like the supoer citizen gold name/plate lol
The title you can just swap
like me
And the SMG on it's own is meh
It's dope with the shield tho
Should be new stuff to use within 2 weeks
Until then, just gonna casually farm medals now
Don't think so no
But the armors on the next warbond should be a bit more balanced in terms of class, light/med/heavy, should be good
third time's the charm, right? 
If somethings good, something bad is gonna accompany it here lol
not necessarily
it just makes sense that all 3 armors of a premium warbond have the same passive
then make one light, one medium and one heavy of each
they don't have to monkey's paw this idea 
hopefully some of the game issues get ironed out in the next 2 weeks

Then die like a dog.
Nah, I'd win
Not my fault
I was the one saying we should defend Draupnir and ignore Ubanea for a moment
Don't forget the people who get mad at us for pointing out 25% of forces ignored one of the major narrative focuses of the game
For a meme no less
Truth be told if the Automaton front would just focus one target, we would be liberating the Creek right now with the MO being completed
We don't need the help from the Bug front, all we need is not being stupid
This cop-out of "They thought it'd open supply lines" is bullshit. No, they were there for the meme because it was clear ubanea was the way forward and they were still there when we had it open
Play how you want sure, but don't be surprised if I don't like that you ignored the community narrative.
I mean
If you play bots and the MO is on bots, you could at least help a bit
People also blame the Bug front for not helping, but if they find playing against Bugs more fun and they don't like playing Bots then I won't blame them
After all it's still just a game and having fun should be the priority
Imagine getting even slightly annoyed at people playing on the maps and against the enemies they prefer, in a videogame. Not like we are playing ranked, AH is still going to release content for us.
The only thing that changes is in what way the content is released (for now at least) and if we get medals.
Ok.
Also where the fuck did the natural disaster shit for draupnir go
Swear it was supposed to have one but I ain't seen shit lately
Draupnir had an effect?
had bad weather I believe
"Torrential rainstorms" but I ain't even seen a drizzle
This is just like the dude who sees light rain and calls it a rainstorm
Who knows, maybe that's how it was
Maybe the dude that did the survey was made out of sugar
Not enough stims in his diet
The effects usually roll in at random, like the fire tornados on Hellmire
Well, we should take it with stride and just accept the Tibit failure
Not the first order we'd fail
Not the last
Let's just chill out and spill some oil in the meantime
I just wanna see us lose 3 sectors for this and have those fish bastards show up
Shit hit the fan
Would be funny
fishy people with their fishy guns
Fish people (Now with spicy radioactive flavor)
More enemies to shoot
Doubt we get fish that soon
Super earth had their tech for 100 years from HD1 yes? Thought we'd get better stuff
The primary squid tech ~~ we stole~~ is the modern jump drives
Classic military spending
You're getting a stick with a knife taped to the end of it and you're gonna love it
Military Grade Rocks
Thats just a slugger down when you are down to your last shot and being chased
where's my plasma grenades
The pillar of autumn has yet to arrive with them
It's not stealing if you wiped them off the map reportedly
But I still find the sniper teasers to be really funny
The one time it happened to me took out a leg
Was that actually real?
Yes
I thought that was just a random glitch
its gotta be rare af then
Like the shriekers before official release
You had a small chance to get em on bug maps
Yeah arrowhead does teasers like this often
The sniper is a real teaser, but that blue tower effect is often the remnants of a building glitching out
teasers, more like slipping and dropping the spaghetti out their pockets lol
The Mechs were weird though, apparently only showing up on lower difficulty levels
I know the tower thing was fake from the start
Well, I should have believed it, cause what the hell do the bug have that fire a BLUE bolt of energy
I don't want to scroll up to link it but insert the pepe tripped on the ground made to look like a helldiver who dropped samples
Yeah I saw that one
The shadow of the bot really sells it

Thought so
I just wanna roll into a diff 9 mission and suddenly there's a goddamn hurricane
Super earth needs these fortifications destroyed helldiver, at any cost
Now this is hell diving
God that bug is goofy as hell
I love it when that happens
Throwing a strat while having it just looks funny as shit
If they die off, how else do I get muh oil
Something to consider, several planets considered under Super Earth control have terminids on them, just in controlled farms
Liberating a planet from bugs just means culling the population, not necessarily exterminating.
Thats how they got back anyway.Broken out of Farms and repopulated planets.
Which is why them 'spreading' from planet to planet is very susp-
CONNECTION TERMINATED BY ORDER OF THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH FOR SUSPICION OF TREASON

im very interested in the next 2 weeks
and the Story behind the Illuminates
AFER WE OFFICIALY ERADICATED THEM 100 YEARS AGO
I loved the Story why we went to war with them overall xD
Honestly doubt we get them quite yet, feels like they are setting up for Cyberstan instead
They wanted peace,then Super Earth found out they had Planetkillers and thats why we went to war with them to seize the Planetkillers.
Could be that the Automatons get their homeworld back and then prepare their Star Wars Walkers.
Like they had them hidden in underground facilities
Nice way to introduce LAV´s and Tanks for us
Yep, and for some reason they never used those weapons when we were wiping them out, almost like they didn't actually hav-
BING BONG, TO FREEDOM CAMP YOU GO
Also i cant wait for the new AR´s to drop
Yeah, same
Me want weapon customization so I can add drum mags to everything I use
insert maniacal helldiver laughter
I don't care if it takes longer to reload I just want more bullets
Punisher with drum mag?

The funny thing would be if this major order had decided when the illuminate get added and their initial area
Win->Illuminate show up to "conveniently distract" super earth so the bots can recoup for a push on cyberstan but they only have a minimal area.
Lose->Bots gain a second wind and make a huge push toward cyberstan and the Illuminate sit and watch so they can teleport onto more planets to have a larger area whenever they decide to add them
Laser weapons with drum mag 
Exosuits with drum mags
That's the same as Punisher with drum mag 
"My table"
It's broken
yeah but then we'd still have to completely liberate Tibit, which... idunno, chief.
except it's an actually good gun
I can’t hit all these wobbly things with slugger
But sure love opening fences and containers with it
nah
the punisher is way better feels wise to me
it's a much better sniper than the Diligence, that's for sure 
me personaly
Haha truth. Not sure what role the counter-sniper is supposed to fill either since it feels worse than the og
This post right here democracy officer
the role of "I'm intentionally reducing my potential contribution to the squad"
dude I only want to ever win and never lose and never see any negetive anything
I WANT TO FIGHT FOR THE CAPTIOL ON SUPER EARTH
battle of tottaly not berlin style final stand
careful there
tottaly not battle of stalingrad style
the totally not battle of Gettysburg with my las-musket
The day we have to defend Super Earth itself is the day we lose the war because ppl don't like playing defense missions 
real
Im sure they can combine long-form objectives into defense of planets
Not just evacuating
TRUE
(Is the defense mission the civie extract one?)
(The robot one is > the bug one)
The role of "I'm suppressing my power on purpose to give our opponents the slightest of fighting chances"
Super Earth Defense Campaign (1h left): 0.001%
Meanwhile on the Western part of the Universe
Malevelon Creek Liberation Progress: 21.37%
and 100k players fighting terminids at some irrelevant hole
"I just don't find defending super earth fun"
Democracy Officer shall be in route
But with how defense missions currently are its def gonna turn out that way
Because those evac missions really are not fun sometimes
hopefully they come up with new defense mission types
even if they're just copypasting a different mission type from liberation campaigns
and spinning a yarn about it
I think that
"you're attacking an entrenched enemy position as a diversion while other forces evacuate civillians" kind of deal
attack missions should be like what we already have
and in defence missions, we actually defend something
ie dropping into a SEAF base with AI and holding out or something
or setting a ambush on a convoy
with AI
I don't want to get friendly fired by bots, we already have the rovers for that

just make the ai not frendly fire unless you walk into thier line of fire while they are shooting
its a human, with eyes that arent hampered by the budget so
Let's be real for a moment
AI would be better at playing the game than some players 
well yea
lvl 3 bots in for honor are better than me at the game lol
any game can be like that
You go out to look for Super Samples and in the meantime the bots complete the objective(s), do every side objective, destroy all outposts and call in extraction
All before you find your first PoI
(The bots also found the Super Samples)
They walk out and you hear "Good that's one less loose end" Helldiver KIA
"The DCO trusted you. I thought I could too. So, why in the bloody hell, do the automotons know you?!?"
do people just do Malevon Creek for the memes?
Cyberstan
can't keep her down
Malevelon creek is an enjoyable place to fight bots.
I would rather fight bots than bugs, i like the play style more. And the 120k who fought bugs while draupnir fell would rather fight bugs than bots. Idk why the ~30k on malevelon creek is a problem when it’s obviously not what the issue is when it comes to bot defense missions
Crawled back in the Massacre of the Creek
Was there when it fell
Had to vent out my frustrations at the bugs knowing we lost it
Jumped at the first opportunity to fight for it again
Same. fought on the creek. I contribute to every major order when I can, but my place is in the swamps
Everything is great when you fight the automatons until you get hit by that dollar store rocket
But like, Everything is easy to kill with bots
Against bots*
i love it when they malfunction just by firing at them
Everything is easy to kill in general

they should nerf the rockets fired by the average footmen honestly. either reduce their accuracy or dmg.
devastator rockets too, but their weakspot is also big, and not as numerous as the lower class units
the gatling devastator is also fucking nuts, they should reduce their fuckin ammo count or some shit. you cant just fire it forever like a fire hose
Ngl
I wish Autocannon deals more damage to direct hit
It feels weird that its just a grenade launcher w more range
thing w AC is that if it won't pen it bounces
instead of exploding
Which is v annoying XD
AC exploding on some things would do way more damage
Devastators have incredibly amount of "fucking offium" armor at splash damage because armor thicc
Yeah true
Not even talking about Chainsaw bro's, those are a realm of bullshit, tanking antitank rocket launchers lol
Berserkers: Tank rockets
Also Berserkers: Dies to one bullet to the head
1 to 3 shots, the body part HP system is super funky
You can blow both arms and they maybe tok like 20% of HP total
the head is like 150? HP
Senator and Slugger can one tap them
Yeah
Punisher can as well if you're lucky with the spread
Senator can?
Yes
I thought it couldn't since the DMR is 120 and doesn't one tap
oh wait
Senator is 150
Senator is funky
Yeah that checks
Yeah, enough dmg and big bullet I guess
BEEG BOOLET
Fuck MG bots boucing rounds off their skulls
I've seem them tank a slugger chest shot sometimes
Also speaking of Slugger
It'sl ike 5-6 "armor shots" to kill a devastator
3 tummy shots, or 1 headshot
Senator is he best side arm
under 2 hours to take Tibit lol
I thought we still had a day
damn
we have like 50% of playerbase not helping XD
the website only shows the estimated time to take it, not the MO time limit
Oh yeah
not our fault tibit didn't open up til way later
lose some, win some
Such is life on Super Earth
At this point might as well go Creek
So the animals liberate it and go somwhere else then
If we liberate Tibit before the next MO, it counts as if we completed the MO in terms of narrative btw, still no medals though
Being the wife of a Helldiver can be tough, like Helldive level tough
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When You’re Married to a Helldiver
A wife deals with the strugg...
LIBERATE MALEVELON CREEK
I guess they felt sorry for us,
Oh boy I hope nothing goofy happens 
we're at 90%, surely nothing will go wrong 
Yeah what should happen
Something funny like a Planetkiller wiping it from the Map and the blue guys swooping it 
Or rather Bots with Gunships and AT-AT´s
blow it up, ominous message from squids, they're coming in the coming month or so
just 1 more week till new warbond
Cue Malevelon getting deleted after lol

I would love that
Finally get the creekers to fuck off for the entire war

fastest MO to ever be completed
also yeah it'd be better for the game overall if this planet suddenly stopped existing 
cue Illuminates using the planet killer to destroy it
Imagine just entering the Galactic map
And a "cutscene" plays where Malevelon gets hit by a giant space laser
whats all this talk about malevelon disappearing im hearing
just wishful thinking out loud 
One can dream
i see
in the heat of the moment for that guy lmao
funny how a mechanical keyboard is louder than most explosions
We lost ? 
Bots have 3 Planets left.I think after those 24 Hourse shit is gonna hit the fan
Oh I am ready for Joel to smite that map
the previous MO to liberate Tibit? yeah we lost
no chance in hell we could've gotten that
We could've
yeah if the creeker morons helped
If we had taken Ubanea quicker, or defended draupnir

Needing to do a full liberation campaign on draupnir basically set us back too far to win the MO
that, too
Once we get out of the initial stage of the war, we gonna lose so fast 
Positive news the creek is finally at 97%+ 
"I love meeting new helldivers"
no friends online to play with 
thanks i hate it
"good"
Remember folks ||Bile titans are considered small on their home planet||
reason why i avoid ze bugs
The bugs gonna find you anyway
And they will crash your game

also #❗❗newbies-read-this to remove your newcomer role
Aint nobody even reading this
Malevelon Creek stuck at 99%, they doing something fishy
never, im on the other side of the galaxy
na
it-s at 98.8418481
just did a mission there
and it did increase
Maybe they have eyes like a horse?
malevelon creek is liberated
Now we wait 30 minutes for new orders I guess
we need to defend another planet rn
2000 active
good luck
Ubanea
what happens when we win the war?
another war on another front
war never ends 😔
They’ll likely add the new faction after we finish
Well
“New”
Its just the missing one from helldivers 1
Nah
They are fucking agony
Shield bullshit the faction
I really hope they changed the gimmick
Its pretty fun, would reccomend
A defense planet from the bots eh, thats gonna suck
New MO already hit
me neither, but I did participate
You'll get em later
Strange
on it already
I’m doing milk runs for super credits
Is reddit being spammed with memes about us finally taking the creek? 
Grinding me out the last pack
Uoooh mavelon creek
Nah they’ll find something new
Nah
They will fail a Creek defense campaign on purpose just to get access to it again
Minor amount of trolling
"Minor"
i'm still on the first :)
mostly cause i stopped playing for a week or two
will the packs be available forever?
that is the idea
Yes
in my defence the game is at 10% sound because yes
A guy posted a sneaky way to get super creds easy
Kys

I still hope that a planetkiller hits the Creek







