#🤖🐛🦑helldivers

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clear lintel
bleak patrol
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While I still approve of the plan to take Creek in terms of it being peak funni

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I still think it's a stupid ass move

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As Creek does not connect to Ubanea

twin perch
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Would be funny if we cap out the bots

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and then we cap out the bugs

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and we suddnely get super fucking pushed by the outer bots and ilus

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lmao

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then bugs slowly start to fester

obsidian flame
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the only thing "on devs" is Joel not lettin Malevelon be taken

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so the morons could go elsewhere

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but haha meme planet space vietnam

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funni

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another thing I find ironic

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"let people play what they want"
MO failed
ERMAHGERD

plain bough
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people probably gonna be bitching on why we didnt complete the MO and getting their medals

obsidian flame
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they already are

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if you go to reddit or the official discord

plain bough
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poor patriots of democracy they are

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spit on em

obsidian flame
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you can likely see the massive shitshow

bleak patrol
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In general I'm for the "let people play what they want"
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You don't help with the MO, you don't get the rewards

plain bough
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can't bitch about it if you didn't contribute to bot genocide

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especially on the right planets for that

bleak patrol
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I think it's a fair trade

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You didn't contribute, I don't mind, but you get no rights to cry about not getting any medals kek2

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I'm pretty sure that would make some people do the MO because "muh medals whyperish "

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Anyway

obsidian flame
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it'd take a lot of tuning to get the right measure of "how much contribution is required" to receive the reward

bleak patrol
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I don't really blame the 20-30k Creekers and 120k Buggers

obsidian flame
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because anyone could just do a diff 1 mission, contribute 0.000000000001% and earn the medals lol

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and adding a minimum required amount of contribution

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would just make people rage even harder

bleak patrol
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Let them rage

obsidian flame
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they already are kek

bleak patrol
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If that's what they want to do, then they don't deserve anything to be honest

twin perch
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I still think the difficulty affecting lib % should be a thing to help w MO if people don't contribute

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and only people who do missions on MO get the rewards

obsidian flame
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higher difficulty should absolutely give more %

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it just makes sense

plain bough
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it just works

obsidian flame
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and it's kinda funny that it doesn't kekl

tawny herald
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have you guys seen this before ?

obsidian flame
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now I'm extremely curious to see if AH will have the balls to go through with the consequences of this failed MO

bleak patrol
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Why not

obsidian flame
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and add automaton gunships without us having the AA thing they were planning to give us

bleak patrol
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We'll still probably get it

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Just later

plain bough
obsidian flame
# bleak patrol Why not

because ppl are already whining kekl imagine they make the game harder as a "punishment" and the players get even more bitchy

plain bough
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players already complaining, who cares if they go a decibel louder

eager cliff
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BRUH HAHA I mean this is awesome

eager cliff
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Even the devs kidna lowkey tell the Creakers to fuck off

obsidian flame
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I would too

obsidian flame
eager cliff
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they should make it , the bots nuked creek as a last resort to stop helldivers from reinforcing it

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by the time the planet will be inhabitable again, its out of our hands

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and then they can rework creek to be a wasteland later idk

plain bough
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wasteland vietnam, they should do it

obsidian flame
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then it'd just be another meme that people can't get over kek

bleak patrol
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I do not want another Ustotu

plain bough
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when we gonna have actual radioactive planets that violently kill us

bleak patrol
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You drop into a planet only to wake up in Cordon

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You're finally awake

plain bough
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finally awake with the bots speaking binary at you

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ya know people say bots speak but I can't really hear it besides their marching song in patrols

twin perch
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you doze off in the carriage to Vernsworth...

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You're finally awake

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You were trying to cross the border?

twin perch
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they are kinda understable

obsidian flame
bleak patrol
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Yes, out of all the stuff they say, the "Helldiver scum!" is the one I actually can hear

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But people also attribute some lyrics to their marching song, which I do not hear at all

twin perch
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The lyrics have been posted in full by the official ACC

plain bough
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They really want Cyberstan

bleak patrol
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I'm fine either way

slim coral
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I was always wondering what are they talking about

twin perch
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Holy shit it's me

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I brought the CS to a 7 btw

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Even laying down it's a bit of a bitch to use lmfao

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Oh yeah I ran the 3 7's shieldless w the recoiless

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that's how balanced shit was

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I want more 1 handed guns to run ballistic more

plain bough
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I want my comically large bolt pistol

twin perch
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@bleak patrol they bumped numbers again

bleak patrol
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I don't even understand what that means

twin perch
bleak patrol
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Good

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Finally words my caveman brain can understand

twin perch
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Smash cock with rock you must

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yoda scream

bleak patrol
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Maximum pain I must endure

twin perch
slim coral
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Didnt they plan to add a P90 SMG

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And you can 1 hand it

obsidian flame
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p90 you say hmmtakenote

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nice

slim coral
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Wait is this already in

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Dont think so huh

obsidian flame
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yeah it's part of the Super Sucker Citizen edition

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stupid high ROF tho

slim coral
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Damn

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That sucks

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I want a p90

obsidian flame
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buy it kek

bleak patrol
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It's a pretty decent weapon if set to burst

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And it works well with ballistic shield

plucky steppe
clear lintel
bleak patrol
pale hollow
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Classic fucking redditors, can't even spell the name of the planets KekSkew

obsidian flame
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yeah

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the amount of times I've seen Malevalon Creek

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Malavalon Creek

pale hollow
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Another good one is people trying to spell Termanids, I mean Torminids, sorry I meant Termonids, appologies I meant Terminds, sorry Tyranids 👍

bleak patrol
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Droopnir

bleak patrol
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Guys

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I did a thing

brazen estuary
brazen estuary
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Well, you are now looking to the rest of the galaxy for your own salvation and that door might possibly stand in the way of liberty

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Depends on if it or your own head is thicker

bleak patrol
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There are 2 piles of Super Credits in there sadcat1

brazen estuary
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Free money DENIED

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i never solo queue

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Game is unplayable solo queue imo

bleak patrol
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I either solo or play with 1-2 friends

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Game is unplayable with 3 randoms clueless

brazen estuary
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I watched 3 people die to a hell bomb after watching me arm it

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I forgot to clip it

raw folio
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Terminix

slim coral
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Happiest day in Malevelon Creek

obsidian flame
winged dew
twin perch
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Lmao

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a MG Raider bounced an AC Shot

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Solo 7 comfy again

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We are not cooking lmao

eager cliff
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if you see rocket devastator , go to the nearest rock and pray

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the aimbot on those in insane

twin perch
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My 2 deaths in that run was 1: rocket raider in the fog

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2: rocket devastator at extract that somehow sneaked besides me?

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Extract having massive patrol gen is bullshit

eager cliff
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Would be cool that after you destroy enough bases / % of enemy presence on the map , your extract and shit gets an outpost

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With a few soldiers / scouts

twin perch
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Would be great

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even just mines + turrets w barriers

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call in extract and the super destroyer drops a few turrets and supplies while you have to wait

raw folio
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It's hard for players to visualize their goals of having strategems be how you deal with high diff if there's just constantly so many factors in the way of it

twin perch
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Limited smount, long cooldowns

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Patrols just having those high diff threats randomly

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The fact patrols can have 2 hulks and run into you is lmao

raw folio
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Some dude I was playing with said they enjoyed that you couldn't get a handle on what to expect at each difficulty and I called them a masochist

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But IIRC stratagem cooldowns were shorter in one so I dunno why they think their balance logic is gonna be the same

twin perch
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I mean

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Laser is what

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3 uses 240s cooldown?

raw folio
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300 I think

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But back in one it was 180 with unlimited uses

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railcannon was 60 in one and is a whopping 210 in two

balmy spire
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moya vasha ne ponimat

raw folio
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Like I'm sorry arrowhead. Somethings gotta give if you want strategems to be the go to on high difficulty

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If you're looking for GAMMA advice you are in the wrong channel friend

twin perch
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even if we had like "Limited uses" per mission like 10/20

twin perch
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With teamplay

raw folio
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Honestly eagles are extremely dominant rn

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even with AA ingame

twin perch
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Yeah, I don't like using only eagles because AA can instantly shut it down but

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Just have like 500 KG eagle, Airstrike and Rocket

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and you win

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or even strafing

raw folio
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Why use railcannon when I could attempt the 500kg and have 2 uses in only a little over 150 seconds

twin perch
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you have like 10-15 uses

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of a shitload of instant stratagems

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wich you can call again every 7s

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lol

raw folio
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Railcannon just has way too much CD for what it gets you rn

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drop it down to 180, and if that ain't enough go lower, but 210 is insanity

twin perch
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Cooldowns should shift with higher difficulty, reflecting that high diff missions have more war impact

raw folio
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Just as soon as shit hits the fan super earth goes "We need to train the destroyer crews to be faster" or some shit.

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Honestly I wanna see shit hit the fan hard because we failed this order.

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25 fuckin % still pissin around on the creek omegakekw

twin perch
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Yeah I'm just hitting draup

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did you know you can head tap walkers in first person AR-23

raw folio
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Yes.

twin perch
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Also bots randomly surviving 3 headshots at a flat angle...

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or 2 DMR shots

raw folio
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Also yes.

twin perch
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MG Raider bouncing the AC really mindboggled me

raw folio
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Also the people getting pissy that people want randoms to stop just "Neuron Activating" on patrols at like diff 9 sayin shit like "It's a horde shooter". My brother in christ it is only a horde shooter because you've never heard of just leaving a fight

twin perch
eager cliff
brazen estuary
bleak patrol
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Rocket Devas are only an issue if you're not ready for them or not aware of them

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A few shots to the rocket pods turns them into normal devas

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They tend to stay far away from the players

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They die as easily as other Devas

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And the rocket salvo has low accuracy

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Heavy armor can tank a rocket, or two, or three

bleak patrol
heavy heart
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Rocket devs are annoying when there's more than 1,

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Because yes, heavy armour can tank one to the face, but it's not exactly uncommon to get a stray rocket from fuck knows where just evaporate someone.

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none of the bots are individually hard, it's only when there's some other shit causing problems.

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or there's 50 of them.

plain bough
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a day left with Ubanea and Draupnir at around the 80% mark, we ain't completing this MO lads

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I'm ready for automaton gunships anyday now

bleak patrol
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Gee, I wonder why clueless

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I'd like a heavy armor+ballistic shield combo to be immune to being ragdolled after getting shot by a rocket clueless

heavy heart
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I feel like rockets should be removing ballistic shields.

bleak patrol
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They do

heavy heart
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Then that should remain, probably give shields better arcs and less fucking bugging out though

bleak patrol
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Direct hit from an explosive projectile can destroy the shield

heavy heart
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it bugging out every 2 seconds is the reason I stopped using it

bleak patrol
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Define bugging out

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Because it works perfectly for me

heavy heart
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If you stim, climb some obsticles, occasionally just walk funny, pick up some items or objectives, you get stuck in a T-pose.

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where you need to swap to a 2 handed item, then back, to fix.

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Same issue as with SSSDs,

bleak patrol
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That's a feature, you intimidate the enemies

heavy heart
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Very much so, but as a light armour user, I then get a bullet to the face.

bleak patrol
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You didn't roll high enough on your intimidation check

heavy heart
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I guess the SMG is rather small.

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Biggest issue with shield vs bots is the fact you can't one hand the slugger.

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Love me slugger.

bleak patrol
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The Senator exists

heavy heart
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It does, but I don't have it

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Nearly finished the base warbond tree,

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Although does the senator even oneshot devs?

bleak patrol
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Yes

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To the head

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Small bots anywhere, Devas and Berserkers to the head

heavy heart
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Not terrible then,

bleak patrol
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And you sometimes do a sick spin with it when you equip it

plain bough
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just needs that speed loader for it

bleak patrol
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inb4 we just get a Deagle kek2

obsidian flame
shy schooner
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The slight look over to him is what get me everytime

bleak patrol
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My point still stands

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With my current playstyle I'd rather have a couple rocket devastators than one scorcher hulk

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Especially if I take the funni (Railgun) and not the based (Autocannon)

twin perch
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Also AMR > Railgun based

bleak patrol
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Nah

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AMR is currently my 2nd most disliked support weapon

twin perch
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AMR is very "funni"

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Why's that

bleak patrol
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I just can't get it to work for me as well as an Autocannon

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Autocannon spoils me with 1 tap walker kills

twin perch
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Ah

bleak patrol
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And then I take the AMR

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Which is fine

twin perch
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Yeah it's really inconsistent with the walker 1 taps

bleak patrol
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But

  1. I need to 1st person it
  2. I can't find that sweet spot
twin perch
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the scope and the mag sway is annoying

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cause recoil is not reflected properly in 1st person

obsidian flame
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I'm absolutely incapable of liking the amr kek

bleak patrol
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But AMR is still better for me than the HMG

twin perch
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Also 1 mag per ammo pack, 7 rounds per mag (please 10 rounds)

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or even 12 rounds awooga

twin perch
bleak patrol
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I took the HMG for a spin when I played with friends

obsidian flame
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HMG is even more of a meme than the amr

bleak patrol
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I really disliked it

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And we found a random AMR in a PoI

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My reaction was "Finally, a good weapon"

twin perch
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But it doesn't have damage

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Which is like the worst fucking sin it can do as a HMG

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Why is it lacking damage when it fires 40k can sized rounds

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Watches a bot survive a direct hit

bleak patrol
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(Me trying desperately to fire HMG from 3rd person)
...you can see what you hit?

twin perch
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even at low rpm, with the armor for recoil it jumps so much

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the 750 is barely usable in bursts

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and the 1200 is impossible ven laying down lol

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I hope the armor rework lets me bring the Stalwart as a main gun

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Become a heavy armor main w fat guns

light nymph
twin perch
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I tried , too much of a hassle

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Lmao

light nymph
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It worked out perfectly for me

pale hollow
light nymph
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center mass, crouch or prone, 1 sec log burst

pale hollow
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Also the HMG sight is the single most misaligned sight in the entire game, so far

light nymph
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I used the HMG and it's actually quite good/usable. Too bad I don't like how it looks or I might even use it more

pale hollow
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Motherfucker 'false' reacting me when it is the actual truth kekl

light nymph
pale hollow
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Yes Grim, that is a skill issue indeed kekw

light nymph
twin perch
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Grim is like

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Works on my machine

light nymph
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If y'all are trying to play CoD with that thing that's on you, I use it like a propper HMG and it works wonders

twin perch
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Mods, Unfit to Help him

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and explode his penis

light nymph
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2-3, 1 second bursts on a devestator in center mass kills it

twin perch
pale hollow
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HMG be like

light nymph
twin perch
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fuckign Devastators taking 30 shots from the HMG

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and not flinching

light nymph
# pale hollow HMG be like

muhfucker thinks reddots are actually in the center of the reticle and not based on the angle in which you are looking through

twin perch
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... well see uh

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they are in every other gun?

light nymph
twin perch
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Slugger has a slight mis-aligment too

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AMR too

light nymph
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I can litteraly turn it on now

pale hollow
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Thanks for completely ignoring the 'hit' and only focusing on the middle marker, thus completely missing the point

light nymph
pale hollow
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✈️

light nymph
pale hollow
light nymph
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almost like zeroing is a thing... But fine, I'm about to check it myself

bleak patrol
pale hollow
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But the red dot is so thick that you can barely see those distant targets KekSkew

light nymph
bleak patrol
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Don't worry

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I won't use it at all

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Autocannon, Railgun or a GL will get me out of tricky situations

pale hollow
bleak patrol
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HMG, not so much

balmy spire
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guys what setting doing this with scope

light nymph
bleak patrol
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As a matter of fact, if you want to use a machine gun, you're better off using a regular MG instead of the HMG

clear lintel
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The new machine gun stratagem looks unfinished

light nymph
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@pale hollow name a group of guns to bring on a mission to check the ironsights

clear lintel
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Or maybe because my game has everything on low

bleak patrol
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The only thing I like about the HMG is how it looks

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Everything else can go straight to my lvl 25 friend

light nymph
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@pale hollow fkn... What guns have missaligned sights so I can have a look

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got the HMG and AMR

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what else

pale hollow
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Hold on

light nymph
pale hollow
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Also, Google (Reddit KekSkew) is your friend for more information on where the bullets actually hit.

light nymph
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Reddit if full of tards

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I rarely go there

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or trust it

pale hollow
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Reddit is horrible, issue is that all the SEO optimised AI driven shitstains of websites are worse.

bleak patrol
pale hollow
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The HMG however, has no 3rd person reticule

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So people have to live with garbage sights

bleak patrol
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They could at least give it the basic dot without the "where you're actually aiming" circle

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Same with the AMR

light nymph
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expanded tests = bozos complaining about not knowing how guns work kekpoint

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cooking, sec

pale hollow
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Either your game for some reason actually works, or you are delusional.

light nymph
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It's just you bozos don't know what fucking zeroing is kekpoint

light nymph
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best example of that is the fucking stalwart

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it has a lazer and a holo

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lazer is close to the barrel and at short distances the lazer does not match the red dot

bleak patrol
light nymph
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because of the sight elevation between the body and the barrel

pale hollow
bleak patrol
# light nymph

Why you ping me, I'm not even talking about the sights

pale hollow
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Gun sights don't work proper

light nymph
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aiming here

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hit htere

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right bellow it

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near the black stripe

pale hollow
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Try at longer range

brazen estuary
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I find most of my shots go high

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I mean it is realistic

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its not like cod where you sight magicaly adjust to where ever you are aiming

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its sighted for a range

light nymph
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aiming at the black bar

brazen estuary
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I bet if you changed it under the R menu and shot again it would hit somewhere else

light nymph
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dam

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too far to render

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but it hit the black bar

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70m hit's the black bar

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fucking

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on you guys

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HMG holo is especially poorly placed since it's above the cheek rest on a hump

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but it's working as intended

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zeroing seems to be at 100m

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standard is usually 100-200 so it's working as intended

bleak patrol
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Stop spamming

brazen estuary
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we love spaming

bleak patrol
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I could still kekpoint at you for that one time you cried about the ballistic shield not working KekSkew

light nymph
pale hollow
bleak patrol
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It can block devastators, heavy devastators and even walkers

light nymph
pale hollow
bleak patrol
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It's just that if you sit there passively and not shoot back, they will hit you after a while

light nymph
light nymph
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@pale hollow do you have high winds?

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also, what range you shooting?

pale hollow
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Tried multiple ranges, from 10-100

light nymph
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80m dead on target

pale hollow
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HMG is also hitting below target in my tests

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even at 100 m

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HMG is the most egregious misalignment I have seen so far.

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Now, bullet decals don't want to render at long range, so I found an object that always makes a spark when hit, even at range

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My testing is mostly in agreement with common results

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Here is one example from a closer range AMR shot, note the left offset:

bleak patrol
pale hollow
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The common working hypothesis is that it has to do with how your 3rd person aim is never really centred either.

brazen estuary
bleak patrol
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I love how the enemies just disregard friendly fire to the same extent as players do KekSkew

light nymph
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90% of bozos there wouldn't know how to aim if they had aimbots in their brains

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I treat the guns like guns and it works fine for me

pale hollow
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Gotta love how you refute a common complaint made across multiple media channels, as people simply being too stupid.

bleak patrol
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I mean, people are stupid

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But that doesn't mean we have to ignore them

light nymph
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it's the internet... For a game.... Where most people come from CoDs and the like... Kind of a valid point

bleak patrol
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You guys are Helpers, you should know KekSkew

light nymph
pale hollow
light nymph
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keep inmind @pale hollow that the VAST and I mean a MASSIVELY VAST majority of people playing games are absolute GIGGA casuals that probably haven't seen or operated a gun outside of CoD

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"common" complaint is simply the vast majority of people who know nothing outside of COD complaining they can't COD in other games besides COD

pale hollow
twin perch
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Btw

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the Shield does work after my most recent run

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the thing is you get shot a lot

light nymph
pale hollow
twin perch
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One gun that has super slight zeroing issues is the slugger in 1st p

light nymph
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what range is your sight at?

twin perch
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it's the asme issue than the AMR which is funny

light nymph
pale hollow
light nymph
pale hollow
light nymph
twin perch
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At this point it feels like you're arguing out of spite of not wanting to be wrong Grim kek

pale hollow
pale hollow
light nymph
pale hollow
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same as me

pale hollow
light nymph
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Soon™

twin perch
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Grim vs Windows G

light nymph
pale hollow
light nymph
pale hollow
earnest stag
twin perch
bleak patrol
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I also have a clip of the shield blocking Walker projectiles. I don't know if they are stronger, but they are larger for sure kek2

twin perch
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AT AT is almost medium AP

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It's not full on AP, but it can pen some stuff iirc

bleak patrol
pale hollow
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Ballistic shield when a rocket lands even remotely close to you: Wahh
Shield is dropped and you get fucked

bleak patrol
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Any kind of ragdoll

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Which I understand

pale hollow
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Just makes it too weak.
We really should be a ble to hold on to it when we ragdoll

bleak patrol
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I dunno, it's fine for me

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I usually just forget I dropped it

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And realize when I'm like

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500m away

pale hollow
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Should give it a try on high difficulty levels then

bleak patrol
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I do use it on 7

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Not on these clips

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But I do use it

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I don't go above 7 because why should I clueless

pale hollow
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Damn, really?
I could never see myself using it as it is now, other stratagems are just so much more valuable.

bleak patrol
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What hundreds of hours of being a tank in Div 2 does to a mf

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If I'm not using an Autocannon, I either take a ballistic shield or a jump pack

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I always take the shield generator pack on bugs tho

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I don't like getting licked by hunters clueless

pale hollow
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I don't mind hunters too too much tbh

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I just dive and shoot

bleak patrol
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I in general find avoiding damage to be harder on bugs

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Because there's always that one lil shit

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With bots I can just take cover and I'm golden

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Stim, reload, drink some tea, watch some videos on yt

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Go out, shoot a bit, repeat

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The only bot type I dislike is those jetpack fucks KekSkew

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But that's because I dislike flying stuff in general

pale hollow
bleak patrol
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We'll see

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Anyway

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I've proven my point, ballistic shield prevents damage, Grim has a Skill_issue_pizza

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Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

plain bough
#

I take more strategems over a shield myself

bleak patrol
#

I usually just don't know what to take for the 4th stratagem KekSkew

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Like for the bots I have the Airstrike, Rockets, Support weapon and then just a slot

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Like if I take an Autocannon for example then I just don't know what to take for 4th

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I have everything covered

plain bough
#

More bombs cause I've seen people waste half the reinforcement attempting to take down secondary objectives when i could just bomb it with a single 500kg

bleak patrol
#

Replace Airstrike with 500kg then

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Still no 4th

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I mean, I can take 500kg, Airstrike and Rockets but that's overkill

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I can also take Railcannon but for what? I have Autocannon, it can kill everything on bots

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Same with EAT

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Turrets? I will forget about them

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Backpack is out because Autocannon already has one

bleak patrol
#

Another Support weapon is pointless

twin perch
#

the main issue is not enough 1 handed guns

#

I want more 👁️

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1 handed grip on the AR-23

bleak patrol
#

Ye, you either take one of the 2 SMGs or only use the shield with the Revolver (no other secondaries exist)

twin perch
#

if wearing heavy armor

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I'm still kinda annoyed at one SMG beinbg exclusive still

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I don't like the supoer citizen gold name/plate lol

bleak patrol
#

The title you can just swap

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like me

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And the SMG on it's own is meh

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It's dope with the shield tho

plain bough
#

Should be new stuff to use within 2 weeks

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Until then, just gonna casually farm medals now

twin perch
#

is the crossbow one hjanded?

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HMMM

plain bough
#

Don't think so no

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But the armors on the next warbond should be a bit more balanced in terms of class, light/med/heavy, should be good

obsidian flame
plain bough
#

If somethings good, something bad is gonna accompany it here lol

obsidian flame
#

not necessarily

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it just makes sense that all 3 armors of a premium warbond have the same passive

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then make one light, one medium and one heavy of each

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they don't have to monkey's paw this idea kek

plain bough
#

hopefully some of the game issues get ironed out in the next 2 weeks

obsidian flame
raw folio
bleak patrol
#

Nah, I'd win

raw folio
#

Obviously not, we lost draupnir

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Only you can serve super earth

bleak patrol
#

Not my fault

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I was the one saying we should defend Draupnir and ignore Ubanea for a moment

raw folio
#

Don't forget the people who get mad at us for pointing out 25% of forces ignored one of the major narrative focuses of the game

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For a meme no less

bleak patrol
#

Truth be told if the Automaton front would just focus one target, we would be liberating the Creek right now with the MO being completed

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We don't need the help from the Bug front, all we need is not being stupid

raw folio
#

This cop-out of "They thought it'd open supply lines" is bullshit. No, they were there for the meme because it was clear ubanea was the way forward and they were still there when we had it open

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Play how you want sure, but don't be surprised if I don't like that you ignored the community narrative.

bleak patrol
#

I mean

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If you play bots and the MO is on bots, you could at least help a bit

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People also blame the Bug front for not helping, but if they find playing against Bugs more fun and they don't like playing Bots then I won't blame them

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After all it's still just a game and having fun should be the priority

pale hollow
#

kekl Imagine getting even slightly annoyed at people playing on the maps and against the enemies they prefer, in a videogame. Not like we are playing ranked, AH is still going to release content for us.
The only thing that changes is in what way the content is released (for now at least) and if we get medals.

raw folio
#

Ok.

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Also where the fuck did the natural disaster shit for draupnir go

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Swear it was supposed to have one but I ain't seen shit lately

bleak patrol
#

Draupnir had an effect?

plain bough
#

had bad weather I believe

bleak patrol
#

It has bad weather

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That's hardly a negative effect tbh

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Omicron has no effects

raw folio
#

"Torrential rainstorms" but I ain't even seen a drizzle

#

This is just like the dude who sees light rain and calls it a rainstorm

bleak patrol
#

Who knows, maybe that's how it was

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Maybe the dude that did the survey was made out of sugar

raw folio
pale hollow
#

The effects usually roll in at random, like the fire tornados on Hellmire

plain bough
#

Well, we should take it with stride and just accept the Tibit failure

bleak patrol
#

Not the first order we'd fail

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Not the last

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Let's just chill out and spill some oil in the meantime

raw folio
#

I just wanna see us lose 3 sectors for this and have those fish bastards show up

#

Shit hit the fan

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Would be funny

plain bough
#

fishy people with their fishy guns

raw folio
#

Fish people (Now with spicy radioactive flavor)

bleak patrol
#

More enemies to shoot

pale hollow
#

Doubt we get fish that soon

plain bough
#

Super earth had their tech for 100 years from HD1 yes? Thought we'd get better stuff

pale hollow
bleak patrol
raw folio
#

Where's my muzzleloader

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Since that's what the founding fathers intended

bleak patrol
#

Military Grade Rocks

shy schooner
plain bough
#

where's my plasma grenades

raw folio
#

The pillar of autumn has yet to arrive with them

raw folio
#

But I still find the sniper teasers to be really funny

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The one time it happened to me took out a leg

shy schooner
#

Was that actually real?

raw folio
#

Yes

shy schooner
#

I thought that was just a random glitch

raw folio
#

I watched it happen in an area where no enemies were shooting

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To myself no less

shy schooner
#

its gotta be rare af then

raw folio
#

Like the shriekers before official release

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You had a small chance to get em on bug maps

shy schooner
#

Like how you could discover the mech before they were adopted?

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Intresting

raw folio
#

Yeah arrowhead does teasers like this often

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The sniper is a real teaser, but that blue tower effect is often the remnants of a building glitching out

plain bough
#

teasers, more like slipping and dropping the spaghetti out their pockets lol

shy schooner
#

The Mechs were weird though, apparently only showing up on lower difficulty levels

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I know the tower thing was fake from the start

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Well, I should have believed it, cause what the hell do the bug have that fire a BLUE bolt of energy

raw folio
plain bough
#

Yeah I saw that one

shy schooner
#

I fucking love that image

raw folio
#

The shadow of the bot really sells it

shy schooner
twin perch
#

@raw folio draup had dust storms too

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they removed a bunch of them

raw folio
#

Thought so

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I just wanna roll into a diff 9 mission and suddenly there's a goddamn hurricane

#

Super earth needs these fortifications destroyed helldiver, at any cost

#

Now this is hell diving

obsidian flame
raw folio
#

Throwing a strat while having it just looks funny as shit

raw folio
#

If they die off, how else do I get muh oil

pale hollow
#

Something to consider, several planets considered under Super Earth control have terminids on them, just in controlled farms

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Liberating a planet from bugs just means culling the population, not necessarily exterminating.

earnest stag
pale hollow
earnest stag
#

im very interested in the next 2 weeks

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and the Story behind the Illuminates

#

AFER WE OFFICIALY ERADICATED THEM 100 YEARS AGO

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I loved the Story why we went to war with them overall xD

pale hollow
#

Honestly doubt we get them quite yet, feels like they are setting up for Cyberstan instead

earnest stag
#

They wanted peace,then Super Earth found out they had Planetkillers and thats why we went to war with them to seize the Planetkillers.

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Could be that the Automatons get their homeworld back and then prepare their Star Wars Walkers.

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Like they had them hidden in underground facilities

#

Nice way to introduce LAV´s and Tanks for us

pale hollow
earnest stag
#

Also i cant wait for the new AR´s to drop

pale hollow
#

Yeah, same

plain bough
#

Me want weapon customization so I can add drum mags to everything I use

raw folio
#

insert maniacal helldiver laughter

plain bough
#

I don't care if it takes longer to reload I just want more bullets

bleak patrol
raw folio
#

The funny thing would be if this major order had decided when the illuminate get added and their initial area

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Win->Illuminate show up to "conveniently distract" super earth so the bots can recoup for a push on cyberstan but they only have a minimal area.
Lose->Bots gain a second wind and make a huge push toward cyberstan and the Illuminate sit and watch so they can teleport onto more planets to have a larger area whenever they decide to add them

obsidian flame
shy schooner
#

Slugger with drum mag

obsidian flame
#

Exosuits with drum mags

bleak patrol
shy schooner
#

That...

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💥 Wahh

raw folio
#

glass shattering sound

#

We may be able to clutch this hmm

shy schooner
#

"My table"

raw folio
#

It's broken

obsidian flame
obsidian flame
bleak patrol
#

wdym, Punisher is good

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Besides

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Slugger

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Is just Punisher

#

Loaded with slugs

shy schooner
#

Slugger just feel better to use personally...

buoyant urchin
#

I can’t hit all these wobbly things with slugger

#

But sure love opening fences and containers with it

brazen estuary
#

the punisher is way better feels wise to me

obsidian flame
brazen estuary
buoyant urchin
#

Haha truth. Not sure what role the counter-sniper is supposed to fill either since it feels worse than the og

brazen estuary
#

I hope we dont

raw folio
#

This post right here democracy officer

obsidian flame
brazen estuary
#

dude I only want to ever win and never lose and never see any negetive anything

#

I WANT TO FIGHT FOR THE CAPTIOL ON SUPER EARTH

#

battle of tottaly not berlin style final stand

obsidian flame
brazen estuary
#

tottaly not battle of stalingrad style

#

the totally not battle of Gettysburg with my las-musket

obsidian flame
#

The day we have to defend Super Earth itself is the day we lose the war because ppl don't like playing defense missions clueless

brazen estuary
#

real

buoyant urchin
#

Im sure they can combine long-form objectives into defense of planets

#

Not just evacuating

shy schooner
#

(Is the defense mission the civie extract one?)

#

(The robot one is > the bug one)

bleak patrol
bleak patrol
obsidian flame
raw folio
#

"I just don't find defending super earth fun"

#

Democracy Officer shall be in route

#

But with how defense missions currently are its def gonna turn out that way

#

Because those evac missions really are not fun sometimes

obsidian flame
#

hopefully they come up with new defense mission types

#

even if they're just copypasting a different mission type from liberation campaigns

#

and spinning a yarn about it

brazen estuary
#

I think that

obsidian flame
#

"you're attacking an entrenched enemy position as a diversion while other forces evacuate civillians" kind of deal

brazen estuary
#

attack missions should be like what we already have

obsidian flame
#

I'm such a genius

#

AH hire me right now.

brazen estuary
#

and in defence missions, we actually defend something

#

ie dropping into a SEAF base with AI and holding out or something

#

or setting a ambush on a convoy

obsidian flame
#

with AI
I don't want to get friendly fired by bots, we already have the rovers for that

brazen estuary
#

just make the ai not frendly fire unless you walk into thier line of fire while they are shooting

#

its a human, with eyes that arent hampered by the budget so

bleak patrol
#

Let's be real for a moment
AI would be better at playing the game than some players KekSkew

brazen estuary
#

well yea

#

lvl 3 bots in for honor are better than me at the game lol

#

any game can be like that

bleak patrol
#

You go out to look for Super Samples and in the meantime the bots complete the objective(s), do every side objective, destroy all outposts and call in extraction

#

All before you find your first PoI

#

(The bots also found the Super Samples)

brazen estuary
#

lol

#

fucking super SAS trooper SEAF boys on the march

raw folio
#

They walk out and you hear "Good that's one less loose end" Helldiver KIA

#

"The DCO trusted you. I thought I could too. So, why in the bloody hell, do the automotons know you?!?"

loud bison
#

do people just do Malevon Creek for the memes?

slim coral
#

can't keep her down

plucky steppe
#

I would rather fight bots than bugs, i like the play style more. And the 120k who fought bugs while draupnir fell would rather fight bugs than bots. Idk why the ~30k on malevelon creek is a problem when it’s obviously not what the issue is when it comes to bot defense missions

granite marsh
#

Crawled back in the Massacre of the Creek

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Was there when it fell

#

Had to vent out my frustrations at the bugs knowing we lost it

#

Jumped at the first opportunity to fight for it again

plucky steppe
#

Same. fought on the creek. I contribute to every major order when I can, but my place is in the swamps

shy schooner
#

Everything is great when you fight the automatons until you get hit by that dollar store rocket

#

But like, Everything is easy to kill with bots

#

Against bots*

granite marsh
#

i love it when they malfunction just by firing at them

plucky steppe
eager cliff
earnest stag
granite marsh
#

Honestly? Would

#

The Western Front needs our forces more than the East does

sudden blade
#

the gatling devastator is also fucking nuts, they should reduce their fuckin ammo count or some shit. you cant just fire it forever like a fire hose

eager cliff
#

I feel the autocanon should do more damage

#

Against the bots

slim coral
#

Ngl

#

I wish Autocannon deals more damage to direct hit

#

It feels weird that its just a grenade launcher w more range

twin perch
#

instead of exploding

#

Which is v annoying XD

#

AC exploding on some things would do way more damage

#

Devastators have incredibly amount of "fucking offium" armor at splash damage because armor thicc

eager cliff
#

Yeah true

twin perch
#

Not even talking about Chainsaw bro's, those are a realm of bullshit, tanking antitank rocket launchers lol

bleak patrol
#

Berserkers: Tank rockets
Also Berserkers: Dies to one bullet to the head

twin perch
#

C'MON

twin perch
#

You can blow both arms and they maybe tok like 20% of HP total

#

the head is like 150? HP

bleak patrol
twin perch
#

Yeah

bleak patrol
#

Punisher can as well if you're lucky with the spread

twin perch
#

Senator can?

bleak patrol
#

Yes

twin perch
#

I thought it couldn't since the DMR is 120 and doesn't one tap

#

oh wait

#

Senator is 150

bleak patrol
#

Senator is funky

twin perch
#

Yeah that checks

bleak patrol
#

It also appears to pen medium armor

#

Even tho it's listed as light

twin perch
#

Yeah, enough dmg and big bullet I guess

bleak patrol
#

BEEG BOOLET

twin perch
#

Fuck MG bots boucing rounds off their skulls

#

I've seem them tank a slugger chest shot sometimes

#

Also speaking of Slugger

#

It'sl ike 5-6 "armor shots" to kill a devastator

#

3 tummy shots, or 1 headshot

brazen estuary
#

Senator is he best side arm

plain bough
#

under 2 hours to take Tibit lol

twin perch
#

damn

#

we have like 50% of playerbase not helping XD

plain bough
#

the website only shows the estimated time to take it, not the MO time limit

twin perch
#

Oh yeah

granite marsh
#

not our fault tibit didn't open up til way later

plain bough
#

lose some, win some

granite marsh
#

Such is life on Super Earth

eager cliff
#

At this point might as well go Creek

#

So the animals liberate it and go somwhere else then

pale hollow
#

If we liberate Tibit before the next MO, it counts as if we completed the MO in terms of narrative btw, still no medals though

earnest stag
plain bough
#

MO is done, time to wait for new orders

loud bison
#

LIBERATE MALEVELON CREEK

heavy heart
#

I guess they felt sorry for us,

twin perch
#

Lmao the pu the regen up

#

T hey don't want us to take either

plain bough
#

Malevelon Creek for 35 medals, not bad

#

still wonder what kinda BS they gonna pull

raw folio
#

Oh boy I hope nothing goofy happens kek

plain bough
#

we're at 90%, surely nothing will go wrong clueless

earnest stag
#

Yeah what should happen

#

Something funny like a Planetkiller wiping it from the Map and the blue guys swooping it KekSkew

#

Or rather Bots with Gunships and AT-AT´s

plain bough
#

blow it up, ominous message from squids, they're coming in the coming month or so

plain bough
#

just 1 more week till new warbond

eager cliff
#

People have been waiting 2 months for this

plain bough
#

Cue Malevelon getting deleted after lol

obsidian flame
twin perch
#

Finally get the creekers to fuck off for the entire war

obsidian flame
#

fastest MO to ever be completed

#

also yeah it'd be better for the game overall if this planet suddenly stopped existing kek

#

cue Illuminates using the planet killer to destroy it

bleak patrol
#

Imagine just entering the Galactic map

#

And a "cutscene" plays where Malevelon gets hit by a giant space laser

buoyant timber
#

whats all this talk about malevelon disappearing im hearing

obsidian flame
#

just wishful thinking out loud kek

bleak patrol
#

One can dream

eager cliff
plain bough
#

in the heat of the moment for that guy lmao

eager cliff
#

Quietest day on Maleovlen Creek

sharp kindle
#

funny how a mechanical keyboard is louder than most explosions

tawny herald
#

We lost ? sadge

earnest stag
#

Bots have 3 Planets left.I think after those 24 Hourse shit is gonna hit the fan

raw folio
#

Oh I am ready for Joel to smite that map

obsidian flame
#

no chance in hell we could've gotten that

raw folio
#

We could've

obsidian flame
#

yeah if the creeker morons helped

raw folio
#

If we had taken Ubanea quicker, or defended draupnir

obsidian flame
raw folio
#

Needing to do a full liberation campaign on draupnir basically set us back too far to win the MO

tawny herald
#

the last time I was on there was 120k players fighting bugs also

raw folio
#

Once we get out of the initial stage of the war, we gonna lose so fast omegakekw

#

Positive news the creek is finally at 97%+ kek

#

"I love meeting new helldivers"

tawny herald
#

no friends online to play with sadge

neon spire
raw folio
#

Remember folks ||Bile titans are considered small on their home planet||

earnest stag
#

They are just babies

neon spire
#

reason why i avoid ze bugs

earnest stag
#

And they will crash your game

#

Aint nobody even reading this

plain bough
#

Malevelon Creek stuck at 99%, they doing something fishy

neon spire
neon spire
#

it-s at 98.8418481

#

just did a mission there

#

and it did increase

granite nest
neon spire
plain bough
#

Now we wait 30 minutes for new orders I guess

neon spire
#

we need to defend another planet rn

#

2000 active

#

good luck

#

Ubanea

#

what happens when we win the war?

plain bough
#

another war on another front

neon spire
#

war never ends 😔

vocal hornet
#

They’ll likely add the new faction after we finish

#

Well

#

“New”

#

Its just the missing one from helldivers 1

neon spire
#

w

#

never played hd1

vocal hornet
#

Nah

#

They are fucking agony

#

Shield bullshit the faction

#

I really hope they changed the gimmick

vocal hornet
plain bough
#

A defense planet from the bots eh, thats gonna suck

vocal hornet
#

Spam EMP mortar and autocanon/rockets

#

Also heavy armour

obsidian flame
#

New MO already hit

vocal hornet
#

I didnt get medals from the previous one, i came late to the party

#

Sad shit

obsidian flame
#

me neither, but I did participate

plain bough
#

You'll get em later

vocal hornet
#

Strange

neon spire
vocal hornet
#

I’m doing milk runs for super credits

obsidian flame
#

Is reddit being spammed with memes about us finally taking the creek? kek

vocal hornet
#

Grinding me out the last pack

obsidian flame
#

exactly

#

maybe now we can play the game kek

vocal hornet
#

Nah they’ll find something new

bleak patrol
#

Nah

#

They will fail a Creek defense campaign on purpose just to get access to it again

vocal hornet
#

Minor amount of trolling

bleak patrol
#

"Minor"

neon spire
#

mostly cause i stopped playing for a week or two

#

will the packs be available forever?

neon spire
#

traitors all of them

#

nice got in a ship all three are afk

eager cliff
vocal hornet
eager cliff
vocal hornet
vocal hornet
earnest stag
tawny herald
earnest stag
#

I still hope that a planetkiller hits the Creek

eager cliff
#

wait this wasnt part of the Creek memes

earnest stag
#

Still waiting for the dude that wrote kys getting some form of yeet ready

eager cliff
#

POV : Creek was liberated

#

lmfao