🤖🐛🦑helldivers

[earnest stag]

he sank

[bitter elk]

Reminds me of the new silo mission terrain

There is so much clipping into some of the slopes

[twin perch]

We've said this like 10 times

I've also mentioned a bunch

[bitter elk]

One time a charger went and sent me underground

[twin perch]

Super sample limit is 100

[bitter elk]

And I popped out on the other side gracefully like a dolphin

Won't be too long till you can just splurge on the new warbond

Should be by tomorrow

[shy schooner]

I was being chaced by a charger and the moment it was about to hit me, it disappeared and I truly thought there was a schizo update to helldivers

[twin perch]

Me sitting at 250 for 4 days

and only getting 37 from the major order

[bleak patrol]

Do you even need 100 Supers tho?

How much do all the upgrades cost?

[twin perch]

about 75 or smth

[bleak patrol]

So as is right now, 100 is more than enough

[eager cliff]

they will prob be needed in short future for the new strategems / mech

[bleak patrol]

Can't wait for new upgrades to require like, 50 Supers for lvl 1

[eager cliff]

but yeah , right now , 100 should be enough to get everything

[twin perch]

taking into account

there's about 5 to 6 upgrade tiers planned for each module in files...

[bleak patrol]

...excuse me

I'm not even done with my ship yet and they want to double that?

[plain bough]

if we farm any harder we can get jobs as actual farmers

[twin perch]

when I say 5-6 and upgrade tiers

is like 6 to 12 more ups per module

[bleak patrol]

Damn, I'd better load up my Farming Simulator, because I need to get used to all that farming

[twin perch]

Personally I think if any of these happens it'll be in about periods of 3 to 6 months

and it'll be in sets of 3 upgrades

[bitter elk]

plus even then we'll get a headstart anyway

with the piled up samples

so likely when it comes out

[twin perch]

So like, only w any major update

[bitter elk]

you insta blast like

half of em in one shot

[twin perch]

We might have some like "yeah you need this module for weapon modding"

or "you need this module for custom mechs"

instead of 10% cheetos dust when helldropping into a dorito bowl

[bitter elk]

I just hope they bring more effective upgrades

Instead of anemic 10% off CD shit lol

Or rather ones that bolster efficacy of the stratagem involved

The extra salvo would have been exceptional if they converted every orbital strike into a two burst salvo of strikes

Like two delayed EMS strike, two delayed Gas strike, railcannon, etc.

[twin perch]

"Extra ammo capacity

"Faster reload"

"1 extra booster/stratagem slot"

[slim coral]

I swear the first person scope sucks

[bleak patrol]

The upgrade to counteract -1 slot effect

[bitter elk]

I kinda want a one time use only stratagem for every mission that basically just glass the surface of the map you are on and wipe every single enemies off it

The cost is all your reinforcement

Lmao

I also still find it funny how hell bomb is manually activated to save cost

[slim coral]

Nuclear bomb

The surface is so irradiated that reinforcement cant be sent in anymore

So you have to finish mission while being very irradiated

And you die instead of extract

[shy schooner]

Me with the nuclear sensor

[slim coral]

Automaton vs Separatist

Who would win

[obsidian flame]

so uh

how exactly do we complete the major order objectives

it's just a check mark and there's no progress bar

I did several TCS missions on the same planet and it isn't marked as complete

[slim coral]

Pretty sure you need to liberate them

And the text said the planet wont be liberated unless you did the terminid control sensor thing

[obsidian flame]

oh

well this sounds like it'll be much harder than it appears, then

Erata Prime is uh... fucked

[slim coral]

Yeh

Because Joel cranked up the bug spawn

So good luck w that

[obsidian flame]

and the objective only states to activate the TCS, not to liberate the planet

so idk about that

haha funny number

[slim coral]

And to do that you need to liberate a planet

And only TCS increase liberation

[bleak patrol]

Nice

[slim coral]

epic strategem build

[twin perch]

https://tenor.com/view/сбэу-тарков-tarkov-the-rock-gif-27149089

[obsidian flame]

guns for all the buddies

[twin perch]

That xould actually be

A legit build

1 brings all guns

Others bring more arty

Or full eagle/orbis

[obsidian flame]

ye

[twin perch]

https://vxtwitter.com/jafet_meza/status/1767926421450568126?s=46&t=OHoWIYdqVoaZ65UKFQfUaw

[clear lintel]

Cometh the hour + Helldivers = Pure, raw ecstasy

[twin perch]

https://youtu.be/wCRqYl-grEo

JP dub is

something else

https://youtu.be/UEdxpCavufc

@clear lintel did you notice the crouch walk w no weapons is snake's crouch walk in 5

[slim coral]

Flamethrower my beloved

[obsidian flame]

JIYUU MAMORU

[twin perch]

I want to hear Eagle 1 in JP

please find her

👁️ for no reason at all

[obsidian flame]

https://tenor.com/view/vorzek-vorzneck-oglg-og-lol-gang-gif-24901093

[plain bough]

Lol just had a nice match with someone who wasted 12 lives and called everyone autistic

[clear lintel]

Yeah pretty much

[clear lintel]

Yeah TOO BAD WE CANT FUCKING USE IT

[twin perch]

😩

[clear lintel]

Time to gather signs

@twin perchWe need to find Eagle's VA

[twin perch]

https://tenor.com/view/we-cant-expect-to-do-all-the-work-we-cant-expect-god-to-do-all-the-work-gif-14608810

[obsidian flame]

found a JP video

someone had Eagle stratagems but didn't use them once

at the end of the video someone uses the 500kg bomb

but there's no voice quips from eagle 1

I like Pelican 1's voice

[twin perch]

[obsidian flame]

ye can't find it

and I'm not gonna sift through cringe JP youtubers

[twin perch]

Konichiwaaa~

[bitter elk]

Do we legit just can't use JP VA pack?

Oof

[obsidian flame]

correct

also even searching for 'eagle' I can't find anything

welp

no eagle waifu for you kosm

[bitter elk]

where does one search for life

like*

the language changing settings

oh in game probs, im stupid

lol

[twin perch]

Yeah JP talent agencies

[obsidian flame]

you have to go to the game's page in your library and download the voice DLC packs. there's no JP voice on the list

and then you can set it ingame

[twin perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/386423192685641728/1217590163212075149/lv_0_20240307013856.mp4?ex=66049434&is=65f21f34&hm=0e4d6ef2cd6f7a281c072ffb1b01c0ac80c9e9cb15d69fca3bb9daeaf16f0c49&

[obsidian flame]

It means "AH" = Arrowhead

[bleak patrol]

That would require me to trust my buddies

And I don't

[bitter elk]

The war merchant playstyle

[twin perch]

https://tenor.com/view/residentevil-merchant-gif-6214633

[sharp kindle]

ok

jp eagle does have a va

[twin perch]

👁️

Yes go on

[sharp kindle]

trying to find a clean clip to post

[plain bough]

Im ready for tomorrow

[sharp kindle]

ok got one thats kinda ok

https://vxtwitter.com/HRpoteti/status/1767498269616222610/video/1

at 10 second

[twin perch]

👁️

yes good

[sharp kindle]

got a few more

but yeah

tismed too hard

[bitter elk]

Asked a few of my JP friends, they said Eagle didn't speak for the first week or two on release lmao

That's why most clips she's silent

[sharp kindle]

yeah that would make sense

the videos i was going through

were on release and had no va

[bitter elk]

they also said she kinda sounds like a mother would, not sure what they are saying

so lol

i asked for clips

they said "lmao nah lazy"

🫠

[sharp kindle]

but other videos were of diver vets who dont use strats at all

https://vxtwitter.com/negiseizin007/status/1765137836955865259/video/1

this is a clean one

22 mark

[bitter elk]

She kinda sounds like a strict lady

https://tenor.com/view/chipmunk-dramatic-gif-4265641

[sharp kindle]

https://vxtwitter.com/mononohuFH/status/1767550201106161954/video/1

[bitter elk]

though that's fitting for what is supposed to be an army pilot (Except space)

[bitter elk]

also wym tismed

[sharp kindle]

autism

[bitter elk]

oh lmao

kek

[sharp kindle]

i had no reason at all to go look for these

[bitter elk]

u know le human nature

the more we're not allowed to use/find something

the harder we try

JP voice pack strugglez

[sharp kindle]

nah fuck that
its more of a

someone cant find x
i will tism too hard and find x

[bitter elk]

Kek

I do also wonder which timezone they dropping the warbond

Though lookin at prior official patch drops, update announcements and such

I'm gonna take a hazard guess that's it'll be released in like 16 hours

[raw folio]

6am EDT

[bitter elk]

More 10am

[raw folio]

10 UTC

[bitter elk]

That kinda looks like when they post things official

Either from 6-12

6am-12pm

[raw folio]

They post it at 5am daylight in central

[bitter elk]

What no new warbond does to a mf

[raw folio]

god I fuckinghate daylight savings

[bitter elk]

We theorizing release time

I'm still 880 SC lol

So damn lazy to grind

[sharp kindle]

yeeeah

im at 400

[raw folio]

I'm just gonna go off the consistent time they've released patch notes on discord

[bitter elk]

Oof 400, rough lol

[sharp kindle]

yeah

i could get that today

[bitter elk]

Though can be 1000 in no time if you luck out on the

[sharp kindle]

but

[bitter elk]

100 packs

[sharp kindle]

im far too lazy

[obsidian flame]

imagine the stereotypical anime mom I guess

[bitter elk]

Yeah that's the thing

Too lazy

[sharp kindle]

got like 200 in an hour

so i should be able to do it

[obsidian flame]

goddamn 42 kills

[bitter elk]

I haven't watched anime for the last 4 years outside a select few so I honestly have no damn clue

I'm more of a

Manga reader

[obsidian flame]

she sounds like a uh

[sharp kindle]

with a 500

yeah

[obsidian flame]

typical military girl

[sharp kindle]

it shocked me too

[bitter elk]

Yeah kinda

[obsidian flame]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rePI6SPe4F4 reminded me of Riza

also uh FMAB spoilers I guess

[bitter elk]

You need to understand

Whatever we do

[obsidian flame]

before Falco comes in here and kills me

[bitter elk]

Japanese people can do it 5x times better

For all I know they can somehow use one recoilless rifle to kill 3 titans at once

Through some weird anime calculation power

[obsidian flame]

stop being a fuckin weeb

[bitter elk]

[obsidian flame]

also

saw one kill the bile titan with the supply pod

still gotta get that achievement lol

[bitter elk]

Ain't it a charger

[obsidian flame]

oh yeah it's a charger

[bitter elk]

For the achiev

Yeah kek

[obsidian flame]

probably more difficult

[bitter elk]

Though arguably it would probably be easier to kill a titan with one lol

Charger have to EMS somehow first

[obsidian flame]

I really want to get this one lmao

[bitter elk]

I still fuckin hate that charger can just ignore EMS mid charge

[sharp kindle]

i saw this one clip of a jp mf who tanked like 15 hunters with the medic armor

[bitter elk]

Like nothing happens

[sharp kindle]

[bitter elk]

Also their stupid moonlight forward slide

[obsidian flame]

I saw that too

medic armor and the stim buff

[bitter elk]

When yo ubreak their legs mid charge

[obsidian flame]

now I wanna play

but gotta work

[bitter elk]

Med armor superiority

[obsidian flame]

imma just dip

[bitter elk]

Nothing like stimming when you get tickled a bit

Ay GL with the bread makinz

[plain bough]

the best armor is obviously under the effects of whatevers in the stim injection

[sharp kindle]

[obsidian flame]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXNjD07bTyM

[slim coral]

SWEET LIBERTY

NOOOOO

[slim coral]

F

[slim coral]

wish they added a reloadable rocket that's a middle of Ex Anti Tank

and Recoiless Rifle

kinda like a RPG

[vague marsh]

i feel like GL takes that place

since you can reload it while runnin

Any divers ?

otherwise will go solo

[slim coral]

give me a second

or minutes

[vague marsh]

aight

[bitter elk]

I take GL primarily because of my despise of spewers

Fuck those bugs lol

[vague marsh]

GL is great for holes too

[bitter elk]

Especially the green armoured variant

[vague marsh]

bile ?

[bitter elk]

Yeah bile

Though nursing is just as bad

[vague marsh]

at least

nursing is non armored

bile can fuck themself

with their artilery puke too

[slim coral]

tbh

I take Bile Spewer over nursing everyday

[bitter elk]

True but still does require you to dedicate a significant mag ammo if you have no stratagem or explosive nade for it sadly

But yeah

[slim coral]

im in love w recoiless lol

[bitter elk]

Yeah it's pretty nice for holes too, more like a side bonus considering the decent drop mid range but nonetheless pretty good

[vague marsh]

right now

i love the arc thrower

[slim coral]

tho I usually run with Expendable Rocket

[bitter elk]

Arc thrower + laser dog

Easily shuts down a breach full of swarms on anything

Except if it spawns titan and chargwr

[slim coral]

laser dog try not to shoot your friends for 5 seconds (Impossible)

[vague marsh]

infi ammo
can kill chargers
can kill titans....even if its long
Great Crowd control

[bitter elk]

I saw a laser dog laser my duo for a solid 5 second

[vague marsh]

im taking shield pack with me

[bitter elk]

It was their own laser dog too

[vague marsh]

cuz fuck hunters

[bitter elk]

10/10

[slim coral]

@vague marsh what campaign we goin

[vague marsh]

hunter fuckin 3 tapped me once

[slim coral]

bot or bog

[vague marsh]

ever since that

im taking shield

[vague marsh]

dunno whats ur max diff

[slim coral]

rn?

its Diff 5

[bitter elk]

I could prob join halfway through

[slim coral]

im just messing around

[vague marsh]

lets get you up to at least 7 then

[slim coral]

[bitter elk]

Farmin some shit at D9 atm

[vague marsh]

u seen titans yet ?

[slim coral]

I did

[vague marsh]

[slim coral]

it landed on me

I died

[vague marsh]

well get ready to see them even more at diff 7

[slim coral]

that's fine

I have recoiless rifle

[vague marsh]

gimme friend code

or add on steam

[bitter elk]

The thing about me is that

Sometimes I perform like a god amongst men, soloing heavy nest in under 10 sec effortlessly while dealing with hordes

And then the next game

[slim coral]

137807617

[bitter elk]

I die 9 times in a row

Gang banged by chargers

[slim coral]

tbh

just realzed chargers die in 1 rocket to the ass

[clear lintel]

It's better to run towards them and dodge rather than trying to outrun them

[vague marsh]

not found

#3797-4056

try mine

[bitter elk]

the part i hate about doing that is that if you dodge too early towarsd their side

they can decide to stop

[slim coral]

what is this

[bitter elk]

and just side bump you

and it one shots lmao

[vague marsh]

friendcode

[slim coral]

OH THAT FRIEND CODE

[vague marsh]

what did u think

[slim coral]

i sent u steam

[vague marsh]

Oh.

hold on

[bitter elk]

exposed

[vague marsh]

then

[slim coral]

there

I sent u

[vague marsh]

dis u ?

[slim coral]

Bread 👍

[vague marsh]

bread 👍

[bitter elk]

bro

[slim coral]

accept my ingame friend

[bitter elk]

pasting your code made my pc lag

what the fuck is this

[vague marsh]

it was cursed all along

you fell into my trap

i will now dox u

Where do you live ?

[bitter elk]

lol its nprotect

doing some weird shit on my PC

[slim coral]

if you go to New mexico

[vague marsh]

[slim coral]

look at the house with a Pizza on it

[vague marsh]

i just clicked join suqad

it did cutscene

and now im back on my ship

[slim coral]

I think I clicked join Squad of you at the same time

[vague marsh]

[bitter elk]

sent yer ass friend req

doge specifically

on game

[slim coral]

just inv me to your squad

[vague marsh]

i should be the host ?

okay

[vague marsh]

accepted

[slim coral]

yeh yeh

time for some tom foolery

[vague marsh]

[bitter elk]

I democratically do not see your name

[slim coral]

damn

DOGE democratically offline

[vague marsh]

speedrun

[slim coral]

damn

[bleak patrol]

Ye

[slim coral]

Xan is level 50?

[bitter elk]

oh shit

[vague marsh]

goddamn

no lifer spotted

couldn't be me

[bitter elk]

naw im cadet

idk wym

[slim coral]

wait

are you using the Arc shotgun

[bitter elk]

wut

[vague marsh]

that comes tomorrow

[slim coral]

which shotgun you are using

[vague marsh]

aight which diff

[slim coral]

or what gun you are using

[vague marsh]

we goin

[vague marsh]

Slugger

punisher but modified

[slim coral]

doesn't matter I'll die anyway

[bitter elk]

same

dont expect a carry

[vague marsh]

so 7 ?

[bitter elk]

sure

[slim coral]

wtf

[vague marsh]

gotta get them super samples

[vague marsh]

wym

[slim coral]

I dont trust this

Turkish scammer

I need more SC for Warbond

[bitter elk]

theres barely any SC on high diff maps

doesnt help the crate spawn is rare

[vague marsh]

why is it all blitz

or eradicate

[slim coral]

are we in the TCS area?

[bitter elk]

theres always gonna be one blitz

in a mission chain

[vague marsh]

ye

[bitter elk]

bro bringing us to eradicate

oh god

[slim coral]

oh god

flamethrower time

[vague marsh]

every location has eradicate

or blitz

i looked

[bitter elk]

time to die

[slim coral]

oh my god

[vague marsh]

whats this ?

[bleak patrol]

More idiots

[slim coral]

more rein

[vague marsh]

ah.

nice

[slim coral]

@bleak patrol ur perk work

we just got 1 extra idiot

[bleak patrol]

[slim coral]

NAH

NOT 500KG

[vague marsh]

forget 500kg

imma zap you

with my arc

[bitter elk]

i got arc too

[slim coral]

fair

I have flamethrower

[bitter elk]

wait

[vague marsh]

[bitter elk]

we dont have AT

[slim coral]

WAIT

[bleak patrol]

None of you has AT?

[slim coral]

WE DONT HAVE AT

[bleak patrol]

[bitter elk]

[vague marsh]

whats AT ?

[slim coral]

anti tank

[vague marsh]

arc will do it just fine

hi pyrson

[bleak patrol]

Hi

[vague marsh]

[bitter elk]

surprisingly only one bile titan

i was expecting a lot worse lol

[vague marsh]

i didn't even see it

[slim coral]

there was a titan?

[vague marsh]

i only saw the corpse

[bitter elk]

yeah i killed it

[slim coral]

explosive diarrhea

[bleak patrol]

Damn, waiting for everyone to get in safely = trying to execute the team apparently

[vague marsh]

u were staring at me

intensely

[slim coral]

[bleak patrol]

because you got slapped

[vague marsh]

[slim coral]

Rocket Pod vs Airstrike

[bitter elk]

9 samples away from max

[slim coral]

which is better

[bitter elk]

airstrike

sadly

[slim coral]

Nice

Cluster Bomb

I swear

Common Sample is harder to get than Rare

[bitter elk]

The benefit is you can literally farm it on trivial

or if you want rares, diff 5

pretty chill

[vague marsh]

where tf did u get that emote

i want one

[slim coral]

damn

TSC

[vague marsh]

blitz time

[bitter elk]

no bug spore scrambling

waek bloodline

[vague marsh]

wtf cuppy

[slim coral]

perfect

all explosive

[bitter elk]

yes gimme some of that thx

[slim coral]

ig you dont need GL now @vague marsh

screw it

[vague marsh]

nah

we ballin

[bitter elk]

I can feel it

shriekers

[slim coral]

time to dispense a lot of AT Tubes

[vague marsh]

they are ingame rn ?

[slim coral]

nope

[bitter elk]

I already saw them, so did a couple of people

[slim coral]

I havent seen them

neither is my ex

[clear lintel]

At what time should we expect the patch?

[sharp kindle]

The reddit Crack posting

With math thrown in

[clear lintel]

What?

[sharp kindle]

Destroying bases

Increases roaming patrols

[obsidian flame]

extra reinforcement budget

[vague marsh]

fucking

stamina

[bleak patrol]

@vague marsh

[slim coral]

another democrat lost to the cause

[bitter elk]

lmao

[vague marsh]

rip 16 samples

[slim coral]

[bitter elk]

yeah thats big oof

[vague marsh]

how much

did u had

[bitter elk]

i got 10

u were carrying 15

[vague marsh]

Oh thank god

[bleak patrol]

[slim coral]

well

[vague marsh]

i needed 9 samples

[slim coral]

hard part

[vague marsh]

whew

[slim coral]

TSC only has Common Samp

[vague marsh]

but its only 10 of em

[obsidian flame]

like the wave defense missions

[vague marsh]

the fucking amount of shots fired and hit

[slim coral]

I somehow has more Rare Sample

[vague marsh]

thats just your average hd2 player

[bleak patrol]

Somehow?

Everyone has more rare than anything else

(Except people at cap)

[vague marsh]

support weapon ? or sentry ?

module

[bitter elk]

depends

if you use a lot of EATs

support weapon for the CD is kinda nice

for the higher upgrade

[slim coral]

guys

what if

[bitter elk]

sentries are very dank too though

[slim coral]

the bug has been the good guy after all

maybe ya kno

[vague marsh]

[slim coral]

we are the aggressor

[vague marsh]

[bleak patrol]

Cuppy

I want to inform you

I'm shooting you as soon as we drop

For treason

[vague marsh]

[obsidian flame]

I'm almost capped at common samples

[bitter elk]

treason it is

[slim coral]

[obsidian flame]

I've bought every upgrade that doesn't require supers

so since I don't play 7+

I'm just

stacking up on commons/rares

[slim coral]

eagle it is

[bitter elk]

good luck guys

i hope u have fun

with my setup

(:

[slim coral]

uhm

[bitter elk]

oh god doge has it too

[slim coral]

let's go

[vague marsh]

totally not gonna use exosuit

[slim coral]

I shall be explosive dealer

[vague marsh]

to destroy silo

[slim coral]

what silo

[vague marsh]

exactly

[bitter elk]

i just fully upgraded everything tbh

so i can feel satisfied kek

[obsidian flame]

https://tenor.com/view/cackle-hoot-caw-eagle-yap-gif-14788865

[obsidian flame]

I would, if I cba to play high difficulty

[bitter elk]

[shy schooner]

I've got everything unlocked and im level 50

[vague marsh]

why is the background red

[bitter elk]

that bile spewer woulda gotten x3

[slim coral]

that was a great match

[bitter elk]

if not for the pelican tail

lol

[vague marsh]

guys

guys

diff 9 ?

[slim coral]

let's go to Automaton

[bitter elk]

https://tenor.com/view/ppf-lol-omg-gif-21502676

[vague marsh]

automaton

diff 9

[slim coral]

bot vietnam?

[bitter elk]

I assure you we will get rekt

[vague marsh]

oh we WILL

[slim coral]

tbh

I never signed up to play this game seriously lol

[vague marsh]

im not playing it seriously too

funi bug

i kill

[bitter elk]

oh i need to spend my medals

[vague marsh]

will there be new stratagems btw

[bitter elk]

i just got 0 medal personal order

very cool

cuz my shit capped

[vague marsh]

on tomorrow's patch

[slim coral]

give me some medal

idc I am stolen valor

damn

im 4 Medals away from FS-23 Bat Master

[vague marsh]

i now unlocked every stratagem

[bitter elk]

oh noice

[vague marsh]

aight what we doin

[slim coral]

automaton

[vague marsh]

decide

we lost pyrson

[bitter elk]

pyrson gone

[vague marsh]

we can't do automaton now

[slim coral]

@sharp kindle

[bitter elk]

we ded bois

[vague marsh]

[slim coral]

we want you

to join our death

[bitter elk]

PTSD Dispenser

[slim coral]

omg

[bleak patrol]

Wow, you guys already reported my departure

[slim coral]

I swear if I spend a bit longer in this war table imma throw up

[vague marsh]

the game literally screams

ALLIED DESTROYER HAS LEFT

[slim coral]

@obsidian flame

we need you

to join our tom foolery

[vague marsh]

i like how

[bleak patrol]

I'd stay longer but I literally just finished playing with friends

I only dropped in because you guys forgor AT

[vague marsh]

the moment joel swapped the major order

to bugs

automaton was forgotten

[slim coral]

LOL

[vague marsh]

MY AR-

[bitter elk]

Domestic violence on record

[slim coral]

3 people automaton

diff 7?

YEHH

[bleak patrol]

Also look at this "get down mr president"

[slim coral]

MALEVELON CREEK

[vague marsh]

i was wondering how you died

[slim coral]

I killed that titan by literally having my Expendable AT tube landed on its head

[bleak patrol]

Yeah, that's how

[slim coral]

took its head clean off

[vague marsh]

lmao

[bitter elk]

but yeah im up for anything

i havent done automaton for a good while

[vague marsh]

cuppy wants automaton

so i guess

[bitter elk]

they been different since mech arrived

[vague marsh]

bots it is

[slim coral]

lets do 1 more and then I go for a walk

[bleak patrol]

At the very least I need a break to eat something and have a drincc

So if you guys will still be playing (and have a slot) once I'm done, maybe I'll drop in again

[slim coral]

@bleak patrol Tequila?

lets do roaming mission

[bleak patrol]

If I had any

[slim coral]

I need sample

[bitter elk]

also where doge from

[vague marsh]

nah

[bitter elk]

questioning the latency

[vague marsh]

blitz first

[vague marsh]

Turkey.

so EU server

[bitter elk]

oh rock solid

[slim coral]

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

[vague marsh]

cuppy this aint defend

its blitz

[bitter elk]

bet

[slim coral]

I love how I keep running light armor

[vague marsh]

wait what

[bitter elk]

jk kek

[slim coral]

I FORGOR

ALRIGHT

[vague marsh]

[slim coral]

JEEZ

[vague marsh]

bro

[clear lintel]

Drink water fren

[bleak patrol]

What did he do

[vague marsh]

i was doubting myself

for a sec

[slim coral]

Napalm it is

[vague marsh]

selected sentries

on blitz

[bleak patrol]

Sentry deez nuts

[bitter elk]

im built diff

[slim coral]

wait

all get Cluster Bomb

we deploy them all at once

[clear lintel]

Cluster doesn't destroy nests

[bleak patrol]

All get 500kgs

[vague marsh]

and crash my gpu ?

hell nah

[slim coral]

@clear lintel join us

we need 1 extra

[clear lintel]

As much as I want to support your democratic campaign, I'm unable to do so since the storm is pretty rough

[bitter elk]

380mm time

[vague marsh]

oh god

[slim coral]

the 380mm

oh god

[vague marsh]

[bitter elk]

have fun

[clear lintel]

Plus... I'm not in a good mood because of the wisdom tooth

[vague marsh]

[slim coral]

damn

[clear lintel]

[bleak patrol]

Oh, also this

[bleak patrol]

Ouch

[vague marsh]

how did ur

dentist appointment

[slim coral]

similar to me I just had a surgery like 5 days ago

[vague marsh]

went

[bleak patrol]

I was lucky with my wisdom tooth

[clear lintel]

That will be tomorrow

I have an appointment at 4:30 pm

[vague marsh]

ah ok

[clear lintel]

I have some pills though to ease pain (It's not that bad)

Put there's a lot of discomfort

I can't eat properly

So yea

Besides the weather has been all gloomy, non stop heavy rain for days

Doesn't help

[clear lintel]

Yeah I know people who barely had to do anything with it

So hopefully that will be my case tomorrow

[bleak patrol]

In my case, it grew out in a place of a tooth I had removed a long time ago, so technically speaking I now have full set of teeth again and it was completely painless

[clear lintel]

Ohhh

I usually don't go to dentist

Or more like, very rarely

I had my fair share of medic visits in other areas though

[vague marsh]

I LOVE HERO OF THE FED

[slim coral]

MVP

[bitter elk]

that was a chill game

[vague marsh]

[slim coral]

The most relaxing game in Automaton system

lol I was in cover

and I just peeked a bit

[vague marsh]

fucking

[slim coral]

my head exploded

they shot so fast

[vague marsh]

hero of the federation

my beloved

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

[slim coral]

one more mission ig

[vague marsh]

i would've died 3 times

[obsidian flame]

Sorry, hunting monsters with le wife

[vague marsh]

if it weren't for hero of fed

GOD I LOVE THIS ARMOR

[bitter elk]

i suppose il peace out too after this one

[slim coral]

I keep using beginning armor

no wonder I die so quickly

[vague marsh]

aw but there is 2 mission

i guess ill do the last one solo

[bitter elk]

ez solo yea

[clear lintel]

That really doesn't matter

[bitter elk]

armor is kinda shit even after fix anywya

[vague marsh]

which one is easier on solo though

command bunkers

[bitter elk]

due to how headshot works

[vague marsh]

or ICBM ?

[clear lintel]

You die quickly because you are weak in general

[slim coral]

lets do ICBM

[bitter elk]

Bunker is technically easier cuz its one target

[slim coral]

wrong

[vague marsh]

aight

[slim coral]

we all believe in Democracy

it keeps us strong

[bitter elk]

I believe in 380mm

and in return, it believes in me

and never FF my ass

[slim coral]

500 KG

[vague marsh]

its calling to me

[bitter elk]

Time to die

[slim coral]

lol

we all have 380

[bitter elk]

ironically 120mm is better

[vague marsh]

i wonder if

[bitter elk]

380mm is more for tomfoolery

[vague marsh]

arc is better on robots

[slim coral]

yeh but

[vague marsh]

then rail

[slim coral]

380

sounds bigger

[vague marsh]

fuck it

arc time

lets see how it goes with shield ones

[slim coral]

fuck it we bal

[hallow rain]

So, I'm level 9, clearly I don't know shit. But why would a couple 35+ people do everything to complete the terminid control mission only to fuck it up at the end by hanging out at the extract and not calling it in, while also deploying mortar sentries?

Is this some big brain stuff or as stupid as it seemed to me?

[sharp kindle]

When you call the evac a large wave spawns towards you

So I guess they were preparing

[vague marsh]

NO
WHAT

[bitter elk]

bro what

did we just

crash

[slim coral]

damn

u guys left

[vague marsh]

fuck this game

[bitter elk]

my game straight up crashed 0.1 sec after doge left due to dc

[vague marsh]

cuppy trying inviting me from social

or did the mission fail

[bleak patrol]

Classic HD2 moment

[bitter elk]

i mean hes kinda left in the middle of

a shitstorm

i gave him a free

hulk flamethrower

[vague marsh]

[bitter elk]

if hes still in session cant just join him

[vague marsh]

dude and i just destroyed detector tower

nope

[bitter elk]

oof

[vague marsh]

fucking

piece of shit

devs

its been a month man

these are mandatory shits

[bitter elk]

unfortunate timing

[vague marsh]

30 mins

just gone like that

fucking hell

[bitter elk]

yep

[bleak patrol]

Maybe the real mission completion were the funny moments you had along the way

[vague marsh]

funi 380mm

killing me

[bitter elk]

mm yes funny moment

[vague marsh]

[bitter elk]

like when i juked everyone to bring 380mm

and then they realize how shit it is

[vague marsh]

bro

my 380mm

shot 10 times

9 of em

were on empty land

[bitter elk]

it has its uses but yeah arguably

[bleak patrol]

No Doge, you don't understand

9 warning shots

[bitter elk]

can always bring somethingbetter

[vague marsh]

i assume since cuppy aint writing

he is still on nam

[bleak patrol]

You left him on nam

[bitter elk]

https://tenor.com/view/vietnam-flashback-cat-gif-18770750

[vague marsh]

well not our fault

[bitter elk]

him after the match

mans never gonna be the same

[vague marsh]

he wanted it

[bitter elk]

but yeah that was uh

[vague marsh]

great.

[bitter elk]

exruciating lol

[vague marsh]

[bitter elk]

ever since they made it so that

each dropship flares call a min of 2, often 3/4

🛷

everything goes downhill

[vague marsh]

i like how

devs

nerfed terminids

but forgot about

diff7+ bots

[bitter elk]

the thing is im not sure if the spawn increase on automatons was supposed to be like that, as in intended or what

because that multi dropship thing

[vague marsh]

ye

that always happened

[bitter elk]

started being a thing when kwan was first out

[vague marsh]

diff 7 and up

[bitter elk]

before that it was okay

[vague marsh]

you should've seen diff 9

[bitter elk]

oh yeah no im aware, my first 90 hours was spent on bots

[vague marsh]

1 bot shoots flare

4 ships

[bitter elk]

[vague marsh]

[bitter elk]

but yeah shit changed after kwan liberation order came out

[bleak patrol]

I'm pretty sure I saw 3 dropships on Diff 7 before mechs

[bitter elk]

multi dropship became so much more common

yeah the dropship first applied on kwan arrival

for bugs

[vague marsh]

i remember seeing 4 dropships due to 1 flare

[bitter elk]

its post mech

[vague marsh]

on diff 8 or 9

[bitter elk]

so thts why im just like

https://tenor.com/view/confused-jackie-chan-gif-13384809

[vague marsh]

but now i learned

arc thrower is now my main gun.

5 shot the shielded ones AND common enemies behind it

i feel like it will be nerfed soon though

[bitter elk]

meanwhile me sleeping in the middle of 380mm

like a chad

funny enough it wasnt even the 380mm that killed me

something popped a fire tank nearby

[vague marsh]

cuz infi ammo
ignores armor
has great Crowd control
has decent cooldown

[bitter elk]

and set me on fire while i was ragdolled

[vague marsh]

i thought i died to rocket from enemy

but then i saw death screen

"died from explosion"

hmm

wonder what happened

@slim coral ayo cuppy u still alive ?

[slim coral]

Not on PC rn

[vague marsh]

oh he just dipped

[slim coral]

Im going for a walk