🤖🐛🦑helldivers

[eager cliff]

star wars , starship thingie or halo spartan armours

at 99 we gonna have a super bug and we all die

gg

Or watch us win Veld but lose 3 planets in the next weeks

[plain bough]

Sounds bout right

[sharp kindle]

[plain bough]

This jetpack is a piece of shit lol

[raw folio]

I think after the veld order is done they're gonna have us face the consequence of losing the previous order with the bots getting right next door to cyberstan

[eager cliff]

i wonder if we are gonna ever fight AI people

humans

etc rogues

[raw folio]

It'd be lore accurate

[eager cliff]

the Heavendivers

[median trellis]

[raw folio]

Because IIRC the first usage of the helldivers was to assasinate a dude that wanted to leave the federation. (I could be remembering wrong)

[raw folio]

Just checked.

It wasn't one dude

It was an entire fucking parliment

[sharp kindle]

[obsidian flame]

time to get some practice in so I can get as good as the literal gods of gaming in this channel

[median trellis]

or option B make them not aids to play

[obsidian flame]

just fix their timers

so the enemy drops aren't so condensed and frequent

[median trellis]

the other idea would be less drops ships and more groups spawning on the map

[autumn talon]

[twin perch]

Jtw

The first balance pass seems to be number adjusting

They keep saying stuff in armory

[autumn talon]

jtw? jesus take wheel

[plain bough]

Veld is going fast, 82% and climbing

[obsidian flame]

https://tenor.com/view/im-doing-my-part-soldier-smile-happy-gif-15777039

[autumn talon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8iW0IqvLaE

[raw folio]

Man I love trolling people on the helldivers discord when they say something really funny

Man complains about the -1 strat modifier when doing solo and I point out its a co-op game.

I fuckin knew the response was gonna be "Then they shouldn't give us the option to do solo"

[sharp kindle]

then you go ppl saying straight up stupid shit

[raw folio]

The man is def gonna argue back and forth with me and i'm just gonna keep hitting him with "The option is "Friends-Only" not "Private""

[autumn talon]

[sharp kindle]

mmh to save sc for next pass or
buy armors now

[raw folio]

You can mald all you want, it's intended as a co-op experience. you're going to be at a disadvantage period.

"Oh but they should balance around it", Yeah....no.

[autumn talon]

are they even good armors

[sharp kindle]

perk wise

fortified and engineer

[sharp kindle]

theres a balance path already on its way anyways

[autumn talon]

meh

[eager cliff]

new strategem - the confusing ?

[plain bough]

Saw that one before too

[sharp kindle]

[raw folio]

Regardless solo players are actually a minority in the overall scheme of things. IT would make no sense to remove an entire modifier just for solos

[sharp kindle]

i dont care what solo players want

i care about weapons being shit for no reason

[autumn talon]

fuck solo players

go play diff 3 or sumthing

[raw folio]

If you play solo you have to come to the realization that you are always going to be under some form of disadvantage. It's a team game.

Don't ask them to change entire fucking mechanics for you

[sharp kindle]

games like vermintide 2 and allowing it to be fully solo game has made a terrible wave of soloer into pve games

[autumn talon]

also dont ask for pvp in coop game

go play div 2 or sumthing

[autumn talon]

6 titans on diff5

must be joel

[twin perch]

The only solo balance I'd like

[twin perch]

is being able to crack open bunkers

[raw folio]

I'm done dealing with them, I'll let the rest of the discord tear into them

[twin perch]

Yeah the official disc is full of mouthbreathing idiots

I only in for pings about patch

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/okurwa-kurwa-stachujones-stachu-jones-gif-13138130

[autumn talon]

[sharp kindle]

yeah

[raw folio]

Literally had a friend who went "Oh i'm not interested anymore" after hearing it was pve

I called him a dumbass then and there

[sharp kindle]

[earnest stag]

🫃

also new

[sharp kindle]

works out

[eager cliff]

what in the french is this

[sharp kindle]

if only store armors came with capes

[eager cliff]

i would lick that visor clean , daddy

For Super Earth, of course

[sharp kindle]

[eager cliff]

deploy
ppl extracted as i descended
pula

[sharp kindle]

sometimes its free xp

[eager cliff]

aged like milk in the sun of Super Earth

[obsidian flame]

hopped into hd2 but I don't actually feel like playing something must be wrong with me

I'll check myself into the re-education center

[twin perch]

Oh

You guys want to see my favored drip

Reminds me of MGS4

[median trellis]

surely joel wont nuke veld progress soon surely

[narrow trout]

kinda reminds me of the raven troops for some reason

prob the coloring

no wait

[plain bough]

Veld at 87%

[obsidian flame]

damn we're over 91% already

might as well pitch in

[twin perch]

Joel when he wakes up

and the bugs start spawning hive lords

[vague marsh]

wonder what happened.

[autumn talon]

bile titan overlords

one leg is our titan size

needs full squad of orbital railcannons to even break armor

sporter

we farm?

[sharp kindle]

farm

[autumn talon]

farm

[sharp kindle]

the chad lead dev has mentioned how they had to wake joel up at midnight change the progress bar

[autumn talon]

[median trellis]

the 50% no death on lethal dmg perk and 2 idiot friends with 380MM barrages

[twin perch]

LMAO

where's that Bodagoff pic

this

Lmao

[sharp kindle]

[autumn talon]

heck

[eager cliff]

yo

is the laser gun good?

[autumn talon]

[eager cliff]

this shit

[raw folio]

[sharp kindle]

its

[median trellis]

its decent

[sharp kindle]

ok

[autumn talon]

its eh

[median trellis]

has its moments

[twin perch]

It's okay if you can head tap bots

[sharp kindle]

no good for hordes

[raw folio]

it's meh

[twin perch]

literally that

[eager cliff]

better than breaker?

[twin perch]

no

[median trellis]

but you probs want breaker

[eager cliff]

ok

[sharp kindle]

solid for non heavy armor elites

[eager cliff]

fuck it then

[twin perch]

vs bugs it's not good

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/spit-it-out-spit-disgusting-gif-16413711

[twin perch]

I hate that gif

[sharp kindle]

it can headshot all the non tank bots

and its pretty solid

[twin perch]

yeah it's really good for head taps

if you can aim it

[sharp kindle]

i like it for having infinite ammo

[plain bough]

They better not wake Joel up at the last moment to screw with Veld again

[autumn talon]

smg aint bad choice either

[sharp kindle]

tho a small buff to the dmg wouldnt be bad

[twin perch]

they should just make it heat slower imo

or faster decay

[sharp kindle]

tho i like the laser gun more vs bugs tbh

[raw folio]

Whew look at the number go

[twin perch]

cause in extreme cold planets it's not great

[sharp kindle]

farming SC

[autumn talon]

not bad for 7-9 mins

[raw folio]

Bro i'm doin chores and I got the map pulled up like my desk is some sort of war table

HOLY SHIT

[vague marsh]

another "hero of the fed" enjoyer ???

[raw folio]

I just watched veld jump up like .7% suddenly

[median trellis]

i had to start running it cause my friends

[vague marsh]

[sharp kindle]

[raw folio]

Shit what's the russian newbies chat so I can send this dude there

[vague marsh]

wot

[raw folio]

The dude up top is asking about side sights, presumably gamma

[vague marsh]

https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/969924176842473482

here maybe ?

idk

[raw folio]

I had to toss it in a translator but I got the idea

[median trellis]

why is man going to helldivers chat

[vague marsh]

its even at the bottom of the channels

like how

[raw folio]

I do not presume to know the brain of a newcomer

[autumn talon]

almost grinded 1k sc@sharp kindle

[sharp kindle]

95%

[twin perch]

Ay 94

Good

Cap is 250

[raw folio]

98%

[twin perch]

[obsidian flame]

I wonder if they'll release a new major order as soon as this one is finished

[raw folio]

Enemy forces stepped up their drain

[twin perch]

Fuck

[raw folio]

And I think a large wave of people got hit by -1

I see 99% on my end though

[median trellis]

[raw folio]

Hold up...wait a minute...

[obsidian flame]

uh oh

[raw folio]

I'm in after a restart

The site reports 99.71%

[sharp kindle]

unless

[median trellis]

[sharp kindle]

joel wake up

[plain bough]

At 99% on my end too

[raw folio]

major order update

[autumn talon]

they really just updated it and didnt give medals

[sharp kindle]

my medals

[autumn talon]

imma nap

heck the searth

[plain bough]

they screwed us over

[autumn talon]

fuck liberty

screwed us over

they really just yeeted veld out, replaced it with heeth and added angel

some BS

[raw folio]

The fuck they mean there's still 38 people at Ubanea, we lost that fuckin centuries ago

[autumn talon]

wot

[raw folio]

Swapping to the new order obliterated the servers

[autumn talon]

how we have 1310 at searth too

man this some wack shit

[raw folio]

Fresh players

[autumn talon]

oh yeah

yeah yeah

[raw folio]

(/ people that got afk kicked getting moved as well)

[autumn talon]

man im mad about mah medals

[obsidian flame]

wait they just changed the major order?

[median trellis]

finally i dont have to play purple nam anymore

[raw folio]

pmuch yeah

[sharp kindle]

joel woke up

[obsidian flame]

I did get medals from the major order

[raw folio]

It moved from a "liberate" to "keep/take and hold"

[median trellis]

my internet died a min before it finished i did not get the medals

[obsidian flame]

ouch

[raw folio]

It might take a minute

It did for me

[median trellis]

[raw folio]

I restarted after a bit and they're there

[plain bough]

relog and you'll get it

[median trellis]

got the medals

final page of the warbond unlocked

[obsidian flame]

dang. I'm still at page 7

[sharp kindle]

[plain bough]

I need just a bit more to complete Steeled Vets

[twin perch]

At this point I'm just collectathoning

but Balance patch

please

[obsidian flame]

I may jump into the game more often now since major orders are now actually doable lmao

earn medals while earning medals, why not

[mossy hinge]

bro wtf

we had eartha prime or whatever like a couple days ago

didnt play yesterday

hop on

they are close to super earth

💀

[bleak patrol]

Traitor

[median trellis]

[earnest stag]

already reported

[median trellis]

what in the spam is this

[earnest stag]

Democracy working fast

he getting the extra punishment

Report 666

[median trellis]

[coral crest]

@upbeat roost (altersy) has been banned for reason: Thanks, already have a free copy of photoshop. Bot

[median trellis]

[earnest stag]

[coral crest]

Hi there @sturdy anchor, it seems like you encountered an unknown interaction error. This is usually due to a Discord API being fucking slow to give me the command to use in time (3 seconds)... Simply try the command again and you should be fine, sorry for the inconvinience

[sturdy anchor]

MOTHEF!

[solid barn]

https://tenor.com/view/clint-eastwood-gunslinger-six-shooter-gun-flip-flip-gun-into-holster-gif-12524647873518510513

[mossy hinge]

medic

i need a medic bagggg

i love STIMS

[plain bough]

Red Cross upgraded themselves with guns in the future

[mossy hinge]

there was a 4th

[plain bough]

Wake me up when Angels Venture is taken and they update the major order again lol

[sharp kindle]

mmh yes totally not halo

[plain bough]

Copy n paste homework edition

[obsidian flame]

lmao

[vague marsh]

halo at home

ps5 version

[sharp kindle]

cool

halo that isnt cringe

[vague marsh]

joel saw

medals were worth more

then reqs

so he instantly cancelled it

[plain bough]

medals the real shit, but wait till SC is offered as a reward, everyone will be a bonafide crackhead

[vague marsh]

if they offer sc

even if its 10

ppl would go monkey mode

and pull all nighter

[sharp kindle]

hd2 still rocking

[plain bough]

number gonna get higher when mechs drop

[vague marsh]

i'd still give it few months of life.

in few months it will either have its own small playerbase

like DRG has

or a full on online service

with 50k+ ppl

[twin perch]

HD1 lived on 2k-3k players imo

[vague marsh]

ye

after the hype dies down

it will props will be similar

except not 2-3k players thats for sure

maybe 20-30k

or even more

[twin perch]

tbh, I don't think it'll be bad

[vague marsh]

it won't

[twin perch]

I think it's good good marks for a long term game to fuck w friends

[vague marsh]

the game is REALLY good

thats why i think it will have a big audience

[sharp kindle]

like bg3 is still doing good

[vague marsh]

even if the hype dies down

[vague marsh]

exactly

it might happen to hd2 as well

even if the hype dies down

it might still have 100k

players

u never know

it depends on how they deal with the game

[plain bough]

space battles in our little space ships

[vague marsh]

my theory on playerbase spikes

are

1. Mech drops / vehicle drops

2. New faction drop (hopefully )

3. new warbond / season

in these times

playerbase will already spike up

[clear lintel]

New faction is coming don't worry

[sharp kindle]

we get a new warbond pass when vehicles drop

and vehicles are scheduled to drop mid march

[plain bough]

better save up SC and medals

[vague marsh]

wait

in that case

[sharp kindle]

yeah you got 2 weeks to farm 1k sc

[vague marsh]

should i buy this premium warbond ?

[sharp kindle]

its not going away

[vague marsh]

is it worth it ?

oh

[sharp kindle]

its perma

[plain bough]

1 hour of trivial missions already nets you average 150-200 SC

[vague marsh]

ok in that case

stonks

i still need 10 sc

will grind today

[sharp kindle]

idk if the upcoming balance patch will affect the guns in the steeled veterans

[plain bough]

the explosive weapons getting actual explosive damage?

[sharp kindle]

ye

the devs have also said

[plain bough]

neat

[sharp kindle]

dont get too attached to the current breaker

[plain bough]

yeah that thing getting nerfed

as long as the other weapons have their own niche and viability

[clear lintel]

We already know how it's getting nerfed

At least, initially

[plain bough]

10rd mags for sure

[clear lintel]

Yeah less ammo in the magazine

[plain bough]

Im curious about the plasma weaponry

[clear lintel]

Tbf, if there wouldn't have been any server issues, I'm sure we'd have the mechs and balance patch by now

[bleak patrol]

Helldiver, you have successfully hit bug in head 17 times, so now you are a proud owner of this photograph of healing stim

[sharp kindle]

Plasma shotgun

With the beautiful warning to your teammates

[autumn talon]

anyone wanna bug 7 soon

ayy got me medals

nap was succesfull

[sharp kindle]

[clear lintel]

Damn

[autumn talon]

@median trellis

[clear lintel]

Someone is ready for the next warbond

[autumn talon]

i havent been farming 1

[autumn talon]

https://tenor.com/view/lmao-laughing-hysterically-gif-26398146

[autumn talon]

next time a lil warning plz

[clear lintel]

Hahahaha

[twin perch]

I guess I'lll fire the democracy Sim

[median trellis]

[twin perch]

Not sure if you have my friend code @clear lintel

[autumn talon]

come on bitches

we got bugs to squish

gimme a moment tho need to take doge for a poo because she just ate

[plain bough]

I've squashed enough bugs today

[autumn talon]

[twin perch]

You can join me if you like

But I'm not doing 7's tonight

[sharp kindle]

SES Judge of Judgement

[autumn talon]

i need to do 7 for samplies

[plain bough]

Prophet Of Liberty

[twin perch]

😩

[autumn talon]

man my coffee machine lost all flavor after i cleaned it

need to release anger into bugs

[clear lintel]

I have you on steam, Mr Gunni

[sharp kindle]

[clear lintel]

I can join but I might leave later since my friend wants to play, unless he joins too

[autumn talon]

we have 2 open rn

[clear lintel]

Ok I'm coming

Just give me a bit

Gotta load

[autumn talon]

it pretty tho

[clear lintel]

[autumn talon]

and deadly

[median trellis]

better then bug nam

[vague marsh]

@autumn talon u got space ?

[autumn talon]

yeah i guess unless @clear lintel friend is coming

[vague marsh]

aight lemme know then

gonna snack

in the meantime

[bleak patrol]

"Elected Representative of Family Values"

[median trellis]

and my game died

[twin perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/356725768472231940/1213243809010548776/sweetliberty.mp4?ex=65f4c459&is=65e24f59&hm=2385d225e2867c692b72c0c3853cd3166e713696571d59c65e6c79763c058c1e&

Screaming intensifies

[vague marsh]

Surprise egg

[twin perch]

Das Kinder Egg

[autumn talon]

we full but you could join kosm

[vague marsh]

aight in a few moments

eatin rn

[autumn talon]

holy shit

never again

[median trellis]

[autumn talon]

counter sniper to bug7

[median trellis]

[autumn talon]

kosm and doge

[median trellis]

never touch the counter sniper its absolute ass

[autumn talon]

[autumn talon]

stop it get some help

[vague marsh]

me ?

carry ?

[median trellis]

plas-1

[autumn talon]

apparently is "out of ammo" gun

[vague marsh]

1 sec eatin last part

[median trellis]

[plain bough]

you can just generate a friend code ingame and post it here

[vague marsh]

i was gonna add u on hd2

but i guess ill add u on steam too

sent on steam

meanwhile brb

back

this u ?

[twin perch]

40

[vague marsh]

thatdude got 71 yesterday

totally not gonna sent a 500kg to your head

probably a bad idea

[twin perch]

Angel's going hard lol

[autumn talon]

mah gaem crashed

[median trellis]

same

[clear lintel]

Game fucking crashed

[autumn talon]

man i dunno

[median trellis]

[autumn talon]

losing the mitovation for this shit

[clear lintel]

My friend is still there

[autumn talon]

[clear lintel]

ill try joining him you guys see me

[median trellis]

seriously why is grouping with players on this discord so fucking cursed

[autumn talon]

i dunno

i joined konv

but i think we lost all samples etc

[median trellis]

we dont

you just drop em like a death

we can get them

[obsidian flame]

Too bad this order only ends when the time is up

[limber bluff]

Who’s Joel? What’s with this Niche humor that I don’t understand that gets mentioned a lot, it’s pretty fucking annoying.

[twin perch]

Joel is the DM

[limber bluff]

Dungeon master?

[twin perch]

Also, if it's annoying you can go somewhere else

yes

the Game Master for everything HD2

[limber bluff]

Well Joel’s time management is bad

[median trellis]

my god that artillery was a clusterfuck

[autumn talon]

me just moving ammo amongst chargers

this is fine

[median trellis]

[vague marsh]

poor fella

[clear lintel]

Jesus that was fucking crazy

Thank god Kahn is on ps5

[vague marsh]

somehow

not killing anyone

[autumn talon]

[vague marsh]

not that bad

[median trellis]

i recommend using the supply back pack with the nade launcher

[vague marsh]

thank you ted

[median trellis]

[vague marsh]

first things first

[plain bough]

Big iron on his hip

[vague marsh]

pew pew

[clear lintel]

You wont play anymore? @median trellis

[median trellis]

looks like we have the cursed lobby bug got kicked the second you joined

[vague marsh]

who is it this time

showoff.

[clear lintel]

Oh

[vague marsh]

he got

bugged

lmao

So ted.

When diff 9 ?

[plain bough]

let him face the bile titans

[median trellis]

[vague marsh]

[median trellis]

[median trellis]

@vague marsh gib dm when you have a slot free

[vague marsh]

gotcha

there is difficulties on the below

goes from 1-9

forgot names

[plain bough]

You better aim true with that cause if ya don't you aint killing any titan

[vague marsh]

ye ok

[median trellis]

thats 7

[vague marsh]

no 6

[plain bough]

suicide mission is diff 7

[median trellis]

yeah nvm doge right dat 6

[vague marsh]

do titans

spawn

on diff 6

[sharp kindle]

[median trellis]

can yes but its rare

[plain bough]

once in a while

[sharp kindle]

He doesn't know

[vague marsh]

cuz i will get railcannon orbital

if thats tthe case

[median trellis]

maybe 3 or so titans in a 40min mission

5-6 if you get unlucky

[vague marsh]

ok got the usual 500kg / orbital rail / rover / rail

[sharp kindle]

[vague marsh]

[obsidian flame]

[plain bough]

Average Joel moment

[median trellis]

there is 385K player on angels right now

[plain bough]

how's the liberation % on that?

[vague marsh]

SPEAKING OF

[median trellis]

98.3

[sharp kindle]

Don't wake up Joel

[plain bough]

damn, they slipped cocaine into the water supply for that

[obsidian flame]

98.4% now

[sharp kindle]

He will take 30% away

[obsidian flame]

problem is

the order still lasts for the next 5 and a half days

[median trellis]

correction 99 now

[obsidian flame]

we gotta keep these two plantes ours

until then

[sharp kindle]

[plain bough]

major order update blitz soon lol

[sharp kindle]

Iiic

[obsidian flame]

I think there's something wrong here

[median trellis]

the defense missions are coming

[sharp kindle]

Players are rushing the orders
What do we do

Time gated orders

[obsidian flame]

don't want players earning them medals TOO fast

[plain bough]

drop some SC and it'll get done within an hour lmao

[sharp kindle]

It totally isn't possible to farm 60 medals by doing bot 9 annihilation in 30 minutes

[vague marsh]

charger on the mf mountain

[sharp kindle]

Charger of the mountain
What's your wisdom

[obsidian flame]

"leg meta"

[obsidian flame]

and if you got the major order on top of that, you'd have earned 105 medals

[sharp kindle]

I want daily orders back

[median trellis]

[plain bough]

Where's our daily crack medals

[sharp kindle]

You need 2015 medals to finish the mobilize warbond

[median trellis]

now we wait for the defense missions to begin

[sharp kindle]

[median trellis]

[sharp kindle]

Soon

More friendly fore incidents

[plain bough]

Someone give ted a safety harness

[raw folio]

The shield generator is the safety harness, unfortunately super earth hasn't granted clearance yet

Or has it

[plain bough]

Slip him one, don't tell the democracy officer

[sharp kindle]

Chad CEO approves giving ranked locked equipment to newbie divers

[plain bough]

based

[tiny dragon]

Helldivers gets a channel before drg? 😭

[median trellis]

have you seen how many user play helldivers here

[tiny dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-pissed-off-gif-14586175

[plain bough]

You'll be back with Helldivers 2 in your pockets

[vague marsh]

[tiny dragon]

if you don't cope and seethe, then you ain't comin' home.

[obsidian flame]

I mean who doesn't

[obsidian flame]

DRG fell off anyway

[tiny dragon]

[sharp kindle]

Those who kick sub20 divers from diff 7+

[plain bough]

Get HD2 and embrace this community

I've seen lvl10s on diff 8

actually fairly competent

[obsidian flame]

if they can get to high difficulty at low player level

more power to them

um wtf

angel's venture is

74.5%

[tawny herald]

YEA

locked

[obsidian flame]

but the Orion Sector is locked

[tawny herald]

bruh

[median trellis]

it should be liberated no

[tawny herald]

[median trellis]

[obsidian flame]

MEANWHILE

the order:

Joel's fuckin with us

[median trellis]

[tawny herald]

for me

[plain bough]

Don't think they were expecting the planet to get liberated in like 6 hours lol

[obsidian flame]

they underestimate the power of FREEDOM

[median trellis]

we had a literal army on angels

[tawny herald]

its still on a timer tho, is it not?

[obsidian flame]

yes

5 days and a half

[median trellis]

its probs gonna be defense from here on out

[obsidian flame]

yups

which means

rescue researcher missions

[tawny herald]

I think this was an experiment

[obsidian flame]

probably

[tawny herald]

these last 2 major orders were too fast

[obsidian flame]

they want to get data on how fast we can do shit

so they tweak timers, difficulty and whatnot

[obsidian flame]

this one isn't over yet

[tawny herald]

maybe they didnt influence it in anyway

[plain bough]

joel had to fuck with Veld back to 50% over a day and we still completed it in 6hrs after they stopped

[median trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

surely the bugs arent as aids to defend againts

[obsidian flame]

I think they're probably gonna be worse.

[median trellis]

tbh i dont think so

bug breaches are realy easy to camp

[obsidian flame]

instead of changing shit in real time they should just take a look at all the data and use it for the next orders
instead of going "no u" and taking 50% of the planet away in the blink of an eye

[median trellis]

fuck single planets have us capture a whole sector

[plain bough]

experiment with rewards and planet with different enemy types to get some data on how we operate

[obsidian flame]

well enough helldiving for today

[obsidian flame]

yeeeeeeeeeeee

[obsidian flame]

[plain bough]

add bosses to accelerate the process too

[median trellis]

siege mechs and hive lords

[tawny herald]

is it going up ?

[plain bough]

barely

[vague marsh]

yep

[median trellis]

[vague marsh]

i barely did the nests

[plain bough]

everyone burned out by the major order defence quest

[median trellis]

bile titan horde?

[obsidian flame]

that's future content I imagine

[vague marsh]

charger horde

and im the only one

with rail

[median trellis]

[vague marsh]

and i did side content

[median trellis]

[vague marsh]

dafuq did i wrong

[plain bough]

few more days for armor patch

[vague marsh]

eh alright

if its full squad

was fun watching u nade me multiple times

with gl

[median trellis]

and weapon balance pls

[plain bough]

tmr gonna spent quite a bit farming SC and Medals for the next premium pass

[vague marsh]

xd

the funny thing is

i was taking 0 damage

for some reason

same when getting shot in the head

[median trellis]

the helmets do seem to work sometimes they can bounce rounds

[vague marsh]

hmm

what to upgrade

[vague marsh]

orbital barrage ?

ye

i got free common samples

jk

[clear lintel]

What are you doing Joel?

[vague marsh]

i was carrying like 20 of em

[median trellis]

i think the code is catching up to how fast we got the planet

[vague marsh]

i forgot its been a while since i had mission control

[obsidian flame]

any word on when that'll happen?

[vague marsh]

[clear lintel]

Supposedly, march 14th

[plain bough]

around 2 weeks supposedly

[median trellis]

they said what every 2 thursday of the month

so 12 days

[vague marsh]

[plain bough]

I want 500 medals by the time it drops

[median trellis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dWMxLxhnSc

[vague marsh]

[sharp kindle]

Wonder if it's sponsored

[vague marsh]

my guy didn't need his head

he only needed his gun

[clear lintel]

Oh btw @median trellis @autumn talon

Remember that first bug planet we did today

[median trellis]

[clear lintel]

Well, the one i joined

New creepypasta dropped:

[vague marsh]

[median trellis]

[clear lintel]

The Man With No Name

[vague marsh]

what

https://tenor.com/view/ken-jeong-cant-see-this-funny-gif-14446155

[clear lintel]

Thats @autumn talon

[vague marsh]

i legit had to

glue myself to the screen

[median trellis]

how low are your gamma settings

[vague marsh]

in order to see it

[median trellis]

no wonder you dont see shit

[clear lintel]

m not sure, but everything is on low and quality

[vague marsh]

bro

[clear lintel]

Otherwise i cant play

[vague marsh]

even im on the lowest

and i have my gamma higher

[obsidian flame]

well shiet

[clear lintel]

[vague marsh]

since i also don't see ppl using this. Im gonna assume its also not good

[sharp kindle]

DoT vs instant damage

[median trellis]

fire dmg is just kinda ass in general ngl

[vague marsh]

not against human flesh

[sharp kindle]

It also can't break containers

[median trellis]

[vague marsh]

what

ok

no wonder

ppl do not use it

[sharp kindle]

For those juicy SCs

[vague marsh]

impact my beloved

dont care if it has lower dmg and radius

me click me see boom

me hapi

[sharp kindle]

Impacts have the same dmg as the regular nades

[obsidian flame]

https://tenor.com/view/flesh-dracula-flashy-moves-flush-toilet-gif-15317080

[vague marsh]

i thought it was lower

[median trellis]

nope 400

same as the other high dmg nade

[vague marsh]

another positive of using impact nade then

[sharp kindle]

Issue with impacts

[vague marsh]

Hunters.

[sharp kindle]

Yes

[vague marsh]

i remember

i was about to throw an impact When a ragdoll came right to my face

Not even a live bug

killed me and thatdude

[median trellis]

i dread the day my friends discover the impact nades

[vague marsh]

they just double the medal count

every page

Shame its a heavy armor

but since armor will be fixed by then

maybe worth

[obsidian flame]

and I'm still at p7

[median trellis]

i just got to page 10
with 150H

[vague marsh]

[median trellis]

the liberator explosive?

[eager cliff]

!lockdown

[cursive glade]

✅ Locked down 🤖🐛helldivers

[eager cliff]

you know what i realised

Helldivers is what Starfield should have been

REAL

!unlock

[cursive glade]

✅ Unlocked 🤖🐛helldivers.

[median trellis]

[raw folio]

Word?

[median trellis]

did you realy have to lock the channel for that @eager cliff

[eager cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/impress-based-american-psycho-very-based-impressive-very-based-gif-21665669

[median trellis]

[autumn talon]

[sharp kindle]

W8

That's

A lighter armor

[clear lintel]

https://twitter.com/Heartbreak_Juan/status/1763738878580813980

HB ✧ (@Heartbreak_Juan) on X

unorthodox tactics

Twitter · Mar 2, 2024, 1:31 AM

[sharp kindle]

Ole

[vague marsh]

oh

my bad

thats the best armor then

[obsidian flame]

OLÉ

[sharp kindle]

[tawny herald]

best one so far

[obsidian flame]

[bleak patrol]

I'm gonna use it

[bleak patrol]

What helmet are you wearing?

[vague marsh]

trailblazer

scout

[bleak patrol]

Because that armor

Is a Medium

100 AR

[vague marsh]

ye

hero of fed

is medium

but the page 10 one

is light

champion of the people

wait really ?

[bleak patrol]

I'm gonna ruin Doge's whole career

It's medium

It's not light

[vague marsh]

how

oh right

the helmet

[sharp kindle]

i think doge has a helmet which slightly buffs speed

[vague marsh]

reduces

armor

ye

thats why

[bleak patrol]

Because you are stoopid

[vague marsh]

i am indeed

stoopid

i just said it

in heavy's voice

[bleak patrol]

I only launched Helldivers to show Doge he's dum

[vague marsh]

A TRAITOR SPOTTED

EXTERMINATE

[vague marsh]

[bleak patrol]

What being carried does to a mf

smh my head

[obsidian flame]

remember the loading tooltip

if someone is trying to engage in diplomacy, shoot them

thoughtcrimes kill

[vague marsh]

hey give me some credit

i carried ted today

by doing side content.....when there is a charger horde...and im the only one with rail..

[median trellis]

[raw folio]

I'm calling the democracy officer

[bleak patrol]

And let me guess
Breaker, Redeemer and Impact

[vague marsh]

how could u guyss ?

come onn

[raw folio]

https://tenor.com/view/daring-today-are-we-spongebob-squidward-gif-22508233

[bleak patrol]

Because that's the meta apparently and I hate it

[vague marsh]

am i that predictable

ngl

i tried explosive liberator and revolver today

it sucks

well revolver is somewhat decent

[bleak patrol]

Nah, you

[vague marsh]

against armored ones

[bleak patrol]

Revolver is pog

[median trellis]

revolver is nice against bots

[bleak patrol]

Ye

[median trellis]

kinda meh against bugs

[vague marsh]

i liked revolver

but i disliked the liberator

at least on bugs

did not test on bots

[median trellis]

its a nice support weapon

[bleak patrol]

Out of all the weapons I used

I dislike the Scythe the most

[median trellis]

it staggers enemys on each shot

[vague marsh]

u mean rover but worse ?

[bleak patrol]

I never used a rover

[vague marsh]

dunno if thats a good or bad thing

depending on who u play with

[bleak patrol]

I play with myself

[median trellis]

[vague marsh]

Good.

[median trellis]

[bleak patrol]

Don't take it out of context, please

[vague marsh]

Rover still would kill you tho

[bleak patrol]

[vague marsh]

[bleak patrol]

I tend to run Knight/Defender + Revolver + Impact for bots and Liberator/Punisher + Redeemer + literally any nade on bugs

[median trellis]

saved for future slander

[bleak patrol]

I will probably use incendiary nade for bugs

[median trellis]

i can highly recommend impact nades

[vague marsh]

impact my beloved

[bleak patrol]

Nah

Nade is a panic button for me

Panic on bugs means it's already too late

[median trellis]

they work 99% of the time
until a hunter decides to mr.president the bughole you where aiming for

[bleak patrol]

I will only use whatever I find works and is fun

[vague marsh]

like what happened with me and thatdude

ragdoll coming at your face

[median trellis]

[clear lintel]

The sickle is going to be amazing

[clear lintel]

[bleak patrol]

Which is why I sometimes use Liberator Penetrator on Bugs

[clear lintel]

I unlocked the railgun strike before the railgun

[median trellis]

the nade launcher with suply pack againts bugs is also

[bleak patrol]

Supply pack sounds nice but I use the shield pack

On bugs

Because it blocks melee for some fucking reason

[median trellis]

and the slows

[bleak patrol]

With bots I run ballistic shield

[median trellis]

[bleak patrol]

It's more useful imo as long as I'm not flanked

The downside is no recoilless / autocannon for me

But I can use Rail or GL

[median trellis]

[bleak patrol]

Rail can one-tap Hulks and for tanks I have a special surprise called Rocket strike

[median trellis]

btw ted since you like using the nade launcher
do you know that you can give yourself ammo with the suply backpack

[bleak patrol]

Rocket strike also kills Chargers

Dunno about Titans

[median trellis]

titans can eat a rail canon so i doubt it

[bleak patrol]

Sounds right

My best bet is either finding a mini-nuke artillery or dying and dropping on the mf then

[median trellis]

i swear the drop pods are just bugged for me 80% of the time like i can fly though a bile titan and do 0 dmg

[vague marsh]

[obsidian flame]

I've never been able to kill anything with the drop pod

[bleak patrol]

I am in general a big enjoyer of off-meta picks in any game I play, Helldivers included

[raw folio]

I've killed a couple titans with pods

[median trellis]

it works sometimes

[bleak patrol]

I operate on the idea that if you're good then you don't need meta