#The Holy Empire of Exyria
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Glory to the Wandrum regime.
Glory to the Wandrum regime.
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Hey hey! Im SlothService from Ruby! Here's all the beautiful pics i took of Exilus. Maybe not the best photos I’ve taken but being there was an honor!
Idk if the photos sent or not tho
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Join Exilus! We have severe amounts of yaoi
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Fine, BL now, yaoi soon 🙄
Glory to the Wandrum regime
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Ur mom
Your empress wife
Shut up
Don't tell him to shut up
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No B means no bitches for you, sorry:(
factually correct though
Naww:((
Tell ur simp to get good at pvp
My simp could kick your ass
He cant land a hit even if I would stand totally stil
And his archery skills are even worse
Didnt hit me at all
Yes he could and he's great with a bow
I love handling his massive bow when he shoots into, I mean at me
Dream on little boy
I'm pearling you
Im sure you will^^
Oh no another pvp event for you two? 😩
Alrighty, pvp server later today?
It's on
We both know yaoi beats yuri
Get used to the taste of dirt, it'll be one I'll make you feel many times
The only taste Ill be feeling is the taste of ur blood
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I'm just not scared to admit it
lovely
U don't beat Clageo, u just don't
U said the same about urself
And u lost
Sure, but that was shit talk
I didn't
Want me to share the video?
of u losing, sure
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Free Bumpies in Exilus :3
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Exilis
Why is celia not authenticated
She got hacked lol
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A special bump for ✨ @dry vault ✨
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Specialer bumpy for 🐶 Belgian 🦴
No bumpies for anyone else, glory to the Wandrum regime.
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Glory to Wokexilus
Damn that Clageo guy looks kinda cute
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Time to get your suits on ✨
Take those cufflinks out of the drawer
Get the bowtie ready
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bump to the best nation out there
with the best boy in it 💜 ✨
(yes it's you)
yeah his name is belgianwaffle3
*Hierophant1319
*BelgianWaffle3
*Hierophant1319
*BelgianWaffle3
is there something wrong with your keyboard
id get it checked out if i were you
nah, im 100% sure it's doing what it's supposed to be
dont think so because its meant to say BelgianWaffle3
and im prettyyy suree about that
he goes by the name of Clageo aswell
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U figured it out
Figured what out?
That I just copy pasted
The way u said it sounded like it took me ages to figure out 😭
Yk, I know you
No offense
What's that supposed to mean
We love you the way you are^^
Dont worry boy^^
The world is big, I know but ull figure it out some time^^
AWNSER
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Is it that I'm tech illiterate??
Ofc I know basically keyboard commands
Naww poor boy, you dont have to be ashamed of who you are.
Everyone has different strengths and weaknesses, I am confident that you will find what suits you best eventually^^
No, but you fell for the ragebait^^
carefull cuz i bite
Sure u do
Waow ure so cute when ure angry
I'm pearling you
My god Belgian save that for me
Good luck with that
Luck won't be necessary with how easy it's going to be
Clageo quickdropped you, remember
You get love bites
It wasnt a quick drop but I definitely threw it
Pvp server later?
No I have a movie night with the cutest boy ever planned
Waow, so gay
can i join :3
I did throw it, theres no denial in that
Also, ure not the one who can talk about quickdrops
alone sounds pretty boring
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You're already in it dear
some might say im an expert in the field
Yea, I quickdropped u like at least 10 times, probably closer to 20
You have literally never beaten Belgian in PvP tho?
I have all the evidence on my SSD u fucker
We're you in VC while recording all that? Would love to hear you die multiple times
Replay mod
You know that
Fuck off
I say it's forged
be nice to him 💞
@heavy meteor statement?
No
Wow you're pinging him out of his retirement home, you should be put down like a dog
Shut up, Im gonna pull ur plug clanker
thats hurtfull 🥲
I said dog not puppy
Only Belgian gets to pull my plug thank you very much
A puppy is a dog just as a baby is a human
I hope he rips it out
Babies aren't human because I'd feel bad about punting a human like a football
Are you injecting your own kinks into this?
Always
get your other nation filth outa here
Yoahtl!!
at least sensor
Nation slop
Ok Exilucel
at least im not bald
This is slander, I wasn't even there
Didn't your stuff get stolen or sum
Nope
Other one?
My alt discord
A special bumpy for @forest spruce 💜
An even more special bump for the the cutest boy on earth, @dry vault 💕
Wow a special bumpy for yourself?
Fairly sure it's for you
Omfg guys just get a room
Jealous wandrum doesn't give u attention??
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Hmm I think your calculations are wrong, I know for a fact you are the cutest boy on earth
When you're this gay the entire world is your room
So maybe Celia, get out of our room
like i said, p=0
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Right see the thing is I have the encyclopedia of everything open in my hand, and it says you're the cutest so maybe your p=0.1
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maybe, but when you look further, R² for being called Clageo/ Hierophant1319 and the cutest boy on earth = 1
Well if you look at it under a microscope the words Clageo/Hierophant1319 are made up of absolutely molecularly tiny letters, that when you zoom in on say BelgianWaffle3
So idk
Checkmate liberal
Oh sublimation
lol
well, if you look at the elements, they would still be carbon, lanthanum, germanium, and oxygen on those letters
Clgo? I think that's an anagram for: Cutest living gayboy officially, and if you look closer you'll see beryllium which adds a BelgianWaffle3
try again loverboy 💜
Don't think I will when I can stare at the cutest boy ever
It's a better use of my time
spend less time on the mirror and more on me 🥺
I've already decided to spent every living moment on you dear, for there never was a mirror
Open your window and let me in silly
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Good afternoon, Left Hand 💜
Good afternoom my empress^^
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How bumpy is Exilus?
depends on how much fun me and clageo have
Me and Belgian are crying, pls no bumpies only gentle shoves
were vey sensitive rn
he showed me a very sad movie :(
I call 12 milion newborns, unimaginable before, a happy ending
she was
id put 12 million babies through a meat grinder so she could live
...okay maybe not but yknow
it wasnt that happy of an ending :(
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Bumpies dedicated to the best boy @forest spruce 💜
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you might be mistaken sir, the bump is dedicated to the boy with the beatiful angel voice known as @forest spruce
I only know one person who gives me a heavenly feeling, and is thus presumably an angel, that being the cutie called @dry vault
Have you tried this thing, it's called a mirror.
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good idea, you might find the angel that way
no actually to find the angel i expressly need to put the mirror down
it has officialy been roughly an hour with no response from @forest spruce so seems like im right and he was infact the angel
YOU TOLD ME TO WORK
is that why weve been sitting in vc for two hours listening to music together?
very homosexually my dear angelic @forest spruce ?
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Good morning to my angel @dry vault
You misspelt @forest spruce
You silly
You made another spelling mistake right there
*@dry vault
That's the correct spelling I'm pretty sure
I looked in the dictionary and it says @forest spruce so maybe so denying basic facts
Even dictionaries can have mistakes
Looked in StatPearls, it says @dry vault's are cuteness overdose inducing, harmful to the eyes due to prettyness, and make you feel like you're in heaven
Actually I checked every single encyclopedia out there and ngl
They said that that definition belongs to @forest spruce
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tho im sure they also mentioned the most amazing boy alive or to have ever live and yet to come, that being @dry vault
No actually that title also belongs to @forest spruce
He also has the title of best human being in every category ever
So that's crazy
hmmm....
i confused as to where you learned english
because that's impossible
cuz afaik u are the best human being
Well that's Google and it's untrustworthy and my real sources say you're the best
cite them then
So L + Bozo + Ratio + Lysm
Every single encyclopedia and dictionary ever
I'll just say that you are in fact the best there is (Lov, 2025). The research is clear on this matter. So suck it up
Scources:
Lov, E. (2025). On the greates boy alive: a perspective into Clageo. The Objective Truth Journal, 1(319), 69–621.
Right the thing is
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Glory to the Wandrum regime.
Wandrum to the regime glory
Regime to the glory Wandrum
Special goodnight bump for the sweetest @forest spruce 💜
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Special bumpy for @forest spruce 💜 🐕 🐈
And even more special bump for @dry vault 💜 🐈
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The most special bump for @forest spruce 🦮
New record breaking special bump for @dry vault 
Glory to the Wandrum regime and the Exilian yaoi 🫡
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I love Exilus
What a coincidence I love Exilus too!
Love puppychowwaffle more tho
My love for Exilus is unconditional
Exilus is the best
It really is
I should resume to make memes tbh. Idk why I stopped after the war omg
Wrong the second we lose in hockey you add ten months to our dungeon sentence
I love Clageo that, + infinity
For you all but never for my one true love
Love you that +1
You guys marry each other, I will marry Exilus one day
I love you that, squared to infinity
Love you all that+1
Hmm let's represent my love for you as X, and your love for me as Y
In a stupidly simple mathematical equation
X=Y+1
So I will always love you more
Checkmate liberal
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Your simple kitty brain forgot to notice
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That
And lemme double check
Actually I'd say 🐶 🧠<😺 🧠
Infact if you look at this illustrated diagram
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The cat is free while the dog is on the cats leash
Your 🐕 🧠 can't comprehend complex things
Your puppy brain has made a mistake in that too
For the awesomest and cutest
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Is this good boy
Nuh uh 🙂↔️
Let me check my calculations and sources
📚 🧮 💻 🐈 no my sources back me up the 🐕 is the cutest and awesomest
I see you made one mistake
That's a window not a mirror
Ergo
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I still only see the cutest and awesomest
Look at the description silly
Well your puppybrain failed to comprehend
Also, staring at my butt like that huh
🐕 🪞 🪟 🐈 it's one of those mirrors where I can see through but you can't
Everyday💜
The only thing I can see through are your lies about how u aren't the greatest cutest boy alive
My "lies" are backed up by proff and sources while you're are the delusions of a puppybrain
I was at a meeting with my teachers yesterday
Many of them phd
And so I asked them
And they all said u were the best there is
Puppy heart derangement?
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Actually as an Exilus patriot and a Wandrum regimist I can conclude you're cuter
Doctorates u silly
And awesomer
I deduce, from the fact that i know you, that you are in fact the cutest
Hmm I conclude a third party decides on this pressing matter
@nimble echo
Anyone who does not vote for Belgian will be executed on sight
Anyone who doesn't vote Clageo Is POS in all of Civ
Omfg I cannot vote on that
Vote Clageo
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@marble pendant @glad swan vote Clageo
Sorry team but clageo said I’d be executed and I can’t abandon you
I can live with pos though. Not a first
Try me bitch
Tysm Jessie 💜
GOOD
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BESTEST
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Who is cuter and awsomer
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well...
Well this
Hmmm
This is certainly a situation
Wandrum voted for you and her vote should count for like 5 votes
So like
You're cuter and awesomer
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you threatened her
I would never threaten the empress
Everyone knows what I said didn't apply to girlbosses
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He's also the goat
woaw thank you
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damn Exilus is so gay
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Die omfg
come over and kill me then
bump 📚 🥼 🧬
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Wrong gif
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those gifs were so different 😭
Rise and grind to the Wandrum regime.
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g(ood morning bump to the specialest boy @forest spruce 💜 )
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How many times will I have to correct u on this, it's spelled '@dry vault'
Not exactly a correction if youre just spreading misinfo
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X(cellent bump for my sweetest @forest spruce 💜)
Y(ou are the best there is @dry vault 👬 )
Z(esty is you, and you are perfect just the way you are @forest spruce 💜 )
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Good morning bumpies for the dearest @forest spruce 💜
bumps to my favourite pet @dry vault ✨
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Best good night bumps @dry vault 💜✨💞
Oh please dear you were so obedient tonight
I beat u at ur own game
So I'd shut up
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n(awee shut up cutiepie, @forest spruce is the best boy~)
I contacted my ties at the puppy mafia, and they say im correct :3
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It was a wonderful day in Exilus cause I grinded for our nation. Long live Exilus 💜
Adopt the server tag meow
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@dry vault, if one day the moon calls you by your name don't be surprised, because every night I tell her about you.
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@dry vault in vc with the cutes boy 💜
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@dry vault is being an annoying bitch
Ly too Hun 💜
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We have an insane amount of comments on this action post. We will just blow up civgen if we continue
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Never
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Ik houd van je, Elías 💜
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Hmm, being a bad kitty in dm's atm smh 😔
Still love you tho 💜
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I THOUGHT CELIA WAS THE ONLY ONE
The only what?
Remove this from the internet
I’ll delete the internet now bye
I am the least horny Exyrian
And that is a shame
You are in no universe the least horny Exyrian
Out of the horny exyrians Im the least horny
yea, cuz ur the only one of the list smh
Nuh uh bitch ure on the list
how am i on the list 😭
Do I have to read ur dms to you?
i'm not the one who said 'you're so hot you're turning washing mashines on'
The stuff u said about a certain someone
Even if you're not an Exilus fan, you are an Exilus fan.
