#The Crop Bandits

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languid flame
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"Taking the harvest, one field at a time."

Who We Are
The Crop Bandits are a group dedicated to one thing: getting crops by any means necessary.

What We Do

  • Steal crops
  • Stockpile crops
  • Leave empty fields

Why Join?

  • Simple playstyle
  • Reliable source of food
  • Clear mission: Take all crops

Requirements:

  • Willingness to be a bandit 🌱
  • Basic gear 🗡
  • Committed to stealing crops 🌾

Join the Crop Bandits today!!!
(DM to join, we will be a secret society)

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steel saddle
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Literally just blatantly unapologetically evil

coarse sigil
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This would be so easy to do considering all growth areas for crops are very small and would be public

languid flame
steel saddle
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Who is 'the poor' in question?

languid flame
steel saddle
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So basically. Yourself

languid flame
steel saddle
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Seeing as Jorgo City is quite small. We are considered the poor.
I'd love for you to leave us alone.

languid flame
steel saddle
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We plan on making Jorgo City at the Northern pole of civmini

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The city of the sky, stone and snow.

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Jorgo City is meant to become a safe haven for any people seeking aid.

languid flame
steel saddle
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Do you plan on raiding all nations?

languid flame
steel saddle
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Do you plan on raiding all farms, which are ofcourse owned by nations, meaning you will be raiding nations?

languid flame
steel saddle
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Well you surely understand the crops are owned by nations.

I have my doubts that nations will understand the purpose you try to proclaim.

languid flame
steel saddle
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Believe me. We will.

real dirge
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i want to steal melons

languid flame
lost pike
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Pearl speedrun challenge

dusty oar
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ah nice, target practice

supple dirge
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kelp is no crop to eat

languid flame
steel saddle
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Bro stop using ai slop

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Did you even add the text yourself? Be honest.

languid flame
steel saddle
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Did you even notice changing the text made the guy have a larger beard and removed the sword?

languid flame
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it's also misspelled

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and he is missing an overall strap

steel saddle
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Lmao

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This is exactly why ai slop is bad for marketing

languid flame
steel saddle
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You have no standards.

languid flame
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If this was an actual business I wouldn't use it

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Or if I was making a youtube video I wouldn't use it

steel saddle
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You should put these standards in all of your work

languid flame
steel saddle
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Whatever you say brotato

languid flame
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was working on it while we were chatting

steel saddle
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'working on it'

languid flame
steel saddle
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My favorite problem with AI is that it has 0 regard for pixel size.

lost pike
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Yeah the inconsistent pixel sizes make mc things look so fkin weird

steel saddle
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It's a great thing though. Makes pixel-artist keep their hobby relevant

languid flame
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I have aesprite and photo editing stuff, I'm just busy

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Will do actual graphics when I make a video

steel saddle
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aseprite is epic

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I used to use paint.net for years but ever since I switched I never looked back.

languid flame
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I used photopea alot for my thumbnails and they turned out pretty well

steel saddle
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Also don't take it too personal. I'm just pulling your leg with the ai stuff ofcourse

languid flame
steel saddle
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Good good

languid flame
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most of civmc discord is slop

steel saddle
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Fair

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I don't wanna commit too much time to making art for Jorgo City until I know it will actually be somewhat relevant.

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So I get your angle

languid flame
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I'm brainstorming a calling card for the crop bandits

languid flame
steel saddle
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Lmao

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I guess if your goal is drama it's unbeatable

lost pike
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He’s actually trying to unite the world by creating a common enemy, really noble stuff tbh

languid flame
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see, this guy gets it

lost pike
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Should be a secret society so that no one knows who the real bandits are

languid flame
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The ranks of The Crop Bandits are growing by the hour!!

languid flame
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PS. Anyone interested in joining DM me!

steel saddle
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I am NOT mad

lost pike
spare saffron
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curse of the film studies studentmakes me use goddamn indesign

steel saddle
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I have really liked aseprite so far. But I think paint.net is pixelart in its purest form. I am still a big fan

prime hound
languid flame
prime hound
proven mural
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This is funny

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Would participate if I cared about CivMini

ember aurora
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@languid flame

hello King H. Stell, leader of the Crop Bandits. I appreciate your commitment to secrecy; certainly no one can pierce this veil of invisibility!

Might I suggest a uniform for all the crop bandits to wear? This way the bandits can more easily identify each other in-game.

languid flame
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Maybe black masks and a black overalls

steel saddle
ember aurora
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@languid flame dyed leather armour is suitable. Let’s have different versions for different biomes for camouflage.

The bandits can hide in the tall grass of plains and do /lay

or in the tundra, lying in the snow.

steel saddle
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Wait you can /lay?

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Brilliant.

cedar crest
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@languid flame how much to pay off crop bandits

languid flame
lost pike
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10% of crop yield

languid flame
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great minds think alike

lost pike
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Truly

cedar crest
steel saddle
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This might be something Jorgo City would also be interested in.
Will let you know once it becomes relevant.

steel saddle
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The crop bandits when they see an unreinforced farm

sweet marlin
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That would also be something that The Town of Silque would be interested in

copper garden
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If I joined the Crop Bandits, could I grow crops? That seems like a reliable method of obtaining crops

languid flame
copper garden
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The government is always stealing its farmers crops

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Taxation

languid flame
copper garden
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The bandits need a place to practice, perhaps it could become an organized sport

empty pewter
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why are you using AI slop?

languid flame
steel saddle
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I regret starting the ai slop trend in this thread

remote blade
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I will use ai to slop up all the crops into my mouth

languid flame
empty pewter
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I dont get it

coarse sigil
unborn kestrel
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i wanna steal every potato on the server grrrr

languid flame
unborn kestrel
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hooray!

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idk what civmini is still but I GET TO STEAL POTATOS

languid flame
unborn kestrel
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ahh right

copper garden
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Use of AI for propaganda is considered botting according to the CivMini User Services Agreement

languid flame
civic igloo
prime hound
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please raid him extra

summer lion
steel saddle
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This is real btw

low folio
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someone stepping into the okx role now that he's an admin

wide cypress
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would the crop bandits like to ally with scientius

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#1411044225797324892

languid flame
wide cypress
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ally

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we could give some people for aid in crop stealing, and all we need is books and help

languid flame
wide cypress
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great!

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do i send server inv

languid flame
wide cypress
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mhm

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nvm i cant

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it aint set up yet tho :<

steel saddle
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Evil library vibes

wide cypress
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not evil

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but library

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our whole thing is freedom of knowledge

supple dirge
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pls dont steal kelp

copper garden
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Crop bandit hype

fallen phoenix
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What if my crepper explosions blow up your crops

copper garden
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Are.. are the Bandits imaginary?

languid flame
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nobody has crops up yet

copper garden
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@languid flame i cant friend or DM 😄

languid flame
languid flame
pine jolt
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this group actually

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seems pretty fun

languid flame
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Crop o clock!

pine jolt
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i pretty much do this already so

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some comradarie would be nice

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i'm in

languid flame
pine jolt
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Taters. Plantable as is, decent saturation when cooked, bonus lil green guys sometimes

languid flame