Helldivers

[tall bough]

Datamined

[obtuse hare]

aah

[errant bronze]

Interesting

[tall bough]

There's also a blood splattered version of the default armour

[errant bronze]

Probably a scout armor or smtn

[tall bough]

And a white "civilian" variety in the files

[obtuse hare]

it reminds me of splinter cell ngl
or a cloaker from payday

[tall bough]

The description mentions the first days of the 2nd war

So might be a reward in the future for an objective or something

[errant bronze]

Maybe

[tall bough]

Oh also

[errant bronze]

Nice

I dunno if I'll use them for my setup but that'll be a cool addition

[tall bough]

Oh also

This is in the files

But it probably won't release for a while

[errant bronze]

Nice

[obtuse hare]

it's lowkey cool that HD managed to recover like this

[tall bough]

Also believe the game contains code for such a system, looks like the devs are working on it

[errant bronze]

Nice

Even if it's just the upgrade system from 1 I'll be happy with it

Once I'm done spending 8 billion samples on ship upgrades

[tall bough]

Also gone through the datamined stuff

I think I know the next theme

||cowboys, well rather, more non sci-fi gear, like enfields and stuff||

[errant bronze]

Ayo?

We finally gonna get the dual revolvers?

[obtuse hare]

[obtuse hare]

huge

[errant bronze]

Damn, shit looks dope

[obtuse hare]

i am going to main that gear

a repeater sounds so simple but sick

[errant bronze]

I don't remember the model but iirc that hand guard is for a shotgun

Similar to a pump action, but it uses the hand guard as a reload mechanism

[tall bough]

That's a lever action rifle

[errant bronze]

That was the name

[tall bough]

Honestly a lever action shotgun would be really cool too

[errant bronze]

Indeed

Honestly the craziest thing they could do with it would be to make it one handed or some shit

[tall bough]

I hope it adds the Consitution back in, if they do a that style pass

Or at least make it a planet find, like the break action

[errant bronze]

True

[tall bough]

Also hope these armours come to the item store or a pass soon

Especially the Medic one (first one) and the second set

[obtuse hare]

"I'm taking you with me" ahh gunship

[errant bronze]

It tried shooting me on the way down too

[obtuse hare]

i've been fighting the bugs more recently and i got a moment i didn't clip
but basically i got tackled by a charger corpse going mach 3

after it got hit with a SEAF mini nuke

[errant bronze]

Lmao

[obtuse hare]

i'm mad at myself for not clipping it

I do have this tho

[errant bronze]

You sent him on permanent vacation

[obtuse hare]

i miss pre nerf eruptor 😔

Found these 2 relatively old ones too

to this day idk why he just died like that

he was full hp

[errant bronze]

This is the oldest HD2 clip I got

[obtuse hare]

i actually remember that happen lol

i think that was march or april?

[errant bronze]

It was like the first month or smtn

[obtuse hare]

february then
i could've sworn i got HD2 later tho

[errant bronze]

This is still my favorite clip to this day

[obtuse hare]

the cut off BAAHAHAHAHA 😭

the turn around like "fuck"

https://tenor.com/view/soldier-boy-oh-fuck-explosion-tripwire-the-boys-gif-26106214

same energy

[grave verge]

So this is the mf who kept spamming "five fucking bile titans" card in my lobby
https://fxtwitter.com/ArrowheadGS/status/1819010201586209204

[errant bronze]

Indeed

[stone shard]

'five hundred rocket devastators'

[obtuse hare]

honestly, i wanna see how efficient the FLAM primary will be against hunters

will it have a "rev" up time like the supprt weapon?

[errant bronze]

Head walking

[errant bronze]

https://youtu.be/u7ecG54FJQc?si=rBRtOgZWSbhoc-kJ

I really shoulda clipped the one time I managed to kill the Pelican and it fell through the ground causing my team to fail a mission

[errant bronze]

@fickle bane

[obtuse hare]

we thinking of getting the anti tanks this time?

it would be funny to fail this MO on purpose

(failing as in not getting the anti tanks)

cause they're clearly pushing it onto us now

"just take the damn mines already"

[errant bronze]

Definitely not

I will fight for every man, woman, and child under seven to make sure we don't get those mines

[obtuse hare]

if you're diving today lmk then

glad to prevent the anti tanks to drop

[onyx lodge]

@old vapor diver?

[old vapor]

Not today 😔

[obtuse hare]

update is live

[old vapor]

The really big one?

[old vapor]

With the new difficulty?

[obtuse hare]

yep

[old vapor]

Damn it’s 2 am for me

Tomorrow I guess

[grave verge]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-pissed-off-gif-14586175

[obtuse hare]

WHAT

32 GB 😭

[grave verge]

https://tenor.com/view/masive-skill-issue-skill-issue-yakudza-gif-14004060172467418456

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-pissed-off-gif-14586175

In other news

BUT

https://tenor.com/view/monkeys-paw-paw-monkey-gif-17535679

also

[onyx lodge]

Expedite democracy

[grave verge]

The fuck is this reasoning "doesn't go through various object where bounce off would be expected, like on armor"

The flames don't fucking bounce, they stick

Higher grade density materials commonly conduct temperature MORE, making them bad insulators

Insulators, against, like flamethrower fuel

The bait and switch lmao

also

stimmy timmy is baaack

[obtuse hare]

Shield crossbow meta?????

the slugger might be fun

[grave verge]

https://tenor.com/view/380-120-barrage-helldivers-2-gif-12058101769787247761

[errant bronze]

Can't wait for the 80 other nerfs they didn't put in the balancing section

[errant bronze]

Damn, peaple are pissed about the flamethrower nerf it's insane

[obtuse hare]

i mean

fair

[errant bronze]

Yeah

[obtuse hare]

Laser cannon is lowkey so good against gunships w the nerf

[grave verge]

Jasper, lowkey the Arrowhead doesn't want you to destroy armored objects with it

[obtuse hare]

i'll stop talking ab it, can't let them catch me having fun

already shat on my favorite support weapon for bugs

but being fr, i've been having a lot of fun w the punisher plasma and the laser cannon

the 120 is awesome as well

sursprisingly

btw, i think they might have buffed bugs without telling

Bile spewers had their range increased i think

[grave verge]

Remember for tommorow

[obtuse hare]

🫡

i am definitely NOT looking forward to the fire slugger variation

[grave verge]

I agree, it is paramount that we have a punisher shotgun for every single element we use, whenever it is energy punisher, slug punisher or fire punisher, I am looking foward to an eventual acidic punisher.

[obtuse hare]

can't wait for a punisher that shoots punishers

[obtuse hare]

honestly it looks decent

the new fire shotgun

looks like it shoots a blade of fire

[errant bronze]

https://vxtwitter.com/k0ng_mk2/status/1820780780102267070?s=46

[tall bough]

They weren’t devs, they were Sony PR staff

[grave verge]

Guys they done fucked up the update (reinforces don't work)

And my game just crashed after putting down a turret

Looking foward to an eventual fix in the next 3 buisness days

I hate this update
They done laced my flamethrower fuel with fentanyl and it no longer burns good

doesnt even taste great

[tall bough]

Wait they made the flamethrower an actual flamethrower???

Left is current patch, yeah?

[pulsar ridge]

no

[tall bough]

FUCK

[grave verge]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

why can't we have 1 good fucking warbond after the democratic detonation

[obtuse hare]

https://tenor.com/view/trash-can-garbage-gif-25079925

This warbond is hot garbage

The Cookout is okay ig

But the other two

...

[errant bronze]

I know

[grave verge]

DO NOT
LAND
ON THE DROPSHIP.

[errant bronze]

Lmao

[grave verge]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1eni9np/oh_neat_the_gun_model_moves_when_youre_up_against/

[grave verge]

"Where is kill ?"
https://youtu.be/iAJxX4C9XS4

[grave verge]

////////////Shuttle Landing//////////

////Bug Breach Detected////

[obtuse hare]

i count 8 commanders in this pic alone

[stone shard]

8 FUCKING BROOD COMMANDERS

[grave verge]

That's a piece of cake
I raise you 500 behemoths.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1epg4h9/super_helldive_has_more_enemies/

[errant bronze]

So real

[grave verge]

https://tenor.com/view/380-120-barrage-helldivers-2-gif-12058101769787247761

[obtuse hare]

https://tenor.com/view/joseph-joe-star-jojo-bizarre-adventure-wut-what-gif-5601069

they announced quite a bit for the next 60 days

[obtuse hare]

and history repeats itself

this'll happen a lot more times i feel

[pulsar ridge]

https://vxtwitter.com/peaksalot/status/1824069493120774468

[obtuse hare]

Tf is Amatsu doing

[errant bronze]

It's mildly peeved

[errant bronze]

https://streamable.com/enh197

[grave verge]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[errant bronze]

(It's a bug)

[grave verge]

The bugs have been celebrating the changes for quite a while Johnny.

[errant bronze]

Indeed

[grave verge]

There is a planet called Mog.

[grave verge]

https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-cigarettes-the-orville-bortus-500-cigarettes-gif-12658448946227274013

[errant bronze]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/qRp7gSokQ1

[rugged garnet]

https://rxddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/qRp7gSokQ1

[grave verge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VPn9jYm1QU

[errant bronze]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1f5mjms/yknow_i_get_the_complaints_about_the_rockets_now/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

[rugged garnet]

https://rxddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1f5mjms/yknow_i_get_the_complaints_about_the_rockets_now/

[grave verge]

💤

[errant bronze]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/BAolvov7g1

[rugged garnet]

https://rxddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/BAolvov7g1

[errant bronze]

The stims got contaminated again

[obtuse hare]

idk if that's enough to revive the game ngl

[errant bronze]

They're not actually there yet, it's just a teaser, but it's pretty neat at the very least imo

[obtuse hare]

ikik but even if they add the illuminates

it might be joever

[errant bronze]

Who knows

[grave verge]

Now i know the cause of the flamethrower nerf
They done put highly flammable chemicals in my stims and laced my napalm with fentanyl

And because of that now I can see a nonexistent faction and my flamer doesn't work

[errant bronze]

Real and stimmed

[grave verge]

I'm looking foward to all the terminids in the deployment of the new faction

[grave verge]

Pocket hellmire

[errant bronze]

Pretty sick

[grave verge]

Shame we lost that order.

[errant bronze]

Hopefully we get another shot at it soon

[errant bronze]

Alright Divers

September 17th is the date the patch drops

[grave verge]

I'm afraid boss

[errant bronze]

More dangerous enemies would be something

[grave verge]

People were bitching when you actually had to confront chargers for more than a 1 second (behemoths could not be one shot with a quasar cannon)

[errant bronze]

More dangerous doesn't neccessarily mean tankier Rouge

[grave verge]

How can they be dangerous if they their attack doesn't even get to see the sunrise

What does dangerous even mean

[obtuse hare]

just make every enemy a stalker

[errant bronze]

Real

[errant bronze]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1f9iimr/only_a_few_salvos_fired/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

[rugged garnet]

https://rxddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1f9iimr/only_a_few_salvos_fired/

[errant bronze]

https://rxddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/G8qRWUwDKO

[grave verge]

💤

Surely the 33% dmg buff on top of a revert will not result in a power creep rivaling destiny 2 bloat.

[stone shard]

Helldivers 2 players when the weapon they asked to be buffed gets buffed

[obtuse hare]

https://tenor.com/view/kang-the-conqueror-kang-variants-many-kangs-multiple-kangs-kangs-cheering-gif-13082239200333412930

We are so back

[errant bronze]

Nah this just Rouge

[grave verge]

My ass just wanted to have it reverted, it was perfectly fine before, just like the autocannon

Useful against medium armor units, but not "too useful"

[grave verge]

17th of this month
boot up helldivers
Check the plasma purifier
still shit
calling it

holy fuck they are actually cooking

[obtuse hare]

if this patch ends up being good

i might play again

when's it release again?

[errant bronze]

17th

[obtuse hare]

darn, that's still a tad bit away

[errant bronze]

Yep

At least we got preview vids to tide us over

[obtuse hare]

i can't fait for full flamethrower loadout meta

[earnest tree]

i like the idea of this

being low level feels bad because it feels like i just dont have the weapons required for lots of enemies

[obtuse hare]

i'm just glad they're buffing the flamethrower

my fav support weapon

and with them reverting how flame damage works, the warbond weapons should also feel much better

[errant bronze]

The Railgun is gonna be so goated, I can't wait

[earnest tree]

i thought you said that in monster hunter thread for a second

the message works in either one tbh

[errant bronze]

Real

[obtuse hare]

Getting back into Helldivers is gonna feel like

[errant bronze]

Fr

[obtuse hare]

Return of Ax teamkilling everyone for no reason

[errant bronze]

I do not control the 380MM HE Orbital Barrage

[obtuse hare]

You're acting like you didn't turn me into Swiss cheese on more than one occasion

Not to mention what you did to poor Rouge

[errant bronze]

Listen, he chose to land the Hellpod where the 380MM HE Orbital Barrage would hit him as soon as his iframes ended

[obtuse hare]

Need I mention the arc thrower

[errant bronze]

What about the Arc Thrower, it throws arcs

[obtuse hare]

Specifically at Rouge I feel like 😭

Or am I mixing smthn up

[errant bronze]

It did feel like it was seeking his ass out for something he did in a past life

[obtuse hare]

He just forgot to remove his built in conductor

Silly

[grave verge]

I hope my foresight does fail me because it would be some pathetically funny for plasma purifier to be unusable after this

[errant bronze]

It would be hilarious

[errant bronze]

https://vxtwitter.com/helldivers2/status/1834217626391740621?s=46

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-yippee-creature-yippee-meme-yippee-gif-gif-1489386840712152603

Stim pistol might be cracked

[obtuse hare]

Does it use one of your stims or is it separate?

[errant bronze]

No clue

[stone shard]

I'd imagine separate but small capacity. 1/6 or something

[obtuse hare]

I think they'll share our stims

It would add some value to medic armors

[errant bronze]

If Medic armor players actually shared stims

[obtuse hare]

i do whenever i can

[errant bronze]

I thought you ran Servo-assisted

[obtuse hare]

I used to

The last time we played was like...

5 months ago

I use Medic and Engineering Kit now

[errant bronze]

I see

[errant bronze]

https://www.reddit.com/r/helldivers2/s/7OErQIQlre

[rugged garnet]

https://rxddit.com/r/helldivers2/s/7OErQIQlre

[errant bronze]

The stims are really going to people's heads I guess

https://www.reddit.com/r/helldivers2/s/n2bSWdGhKh

[rugged garnet]

https://rxddit.com/r/helldivers2/s/n2bSWdGhKh

[errant bronze]

The stims are really going to people's heads

[grave verge]

blasphemy
Me and my buddy blud from the 3th chemical regiment are doing fine after new quatermaster acquisitions. To highlight this victory, i've specificly took a picture of blud with all the medical progress highlighted.
So far neither of us seen anything suspisious durning excursions into the hostile planets

[errant bronze]

Being fr though I'm pretty sure this is just hacker shit

[grave verge]

It better be.

[obtuse hare]

my baby is back

[errant bronze]

You love to see it

[stone shard]

Thank god

[obtuse hare]

hmm

arc thrower buff...

[errant bronze]

I would never intentionally teamkill

[grave verge]

https://tenor.com/view/guilty-gear-guilty-gear-strive-sol-badguy-gif-21944054

True !

[grave verge]

Aaand cool
i mean it still doesn't kill neither bile titans nor tanks in one hit sometimes but I guess getting helldivers killed easier is a noble goal

[errant bronze]

We got the Orbital Napalm Barrage, let's fucking go

[obtuse hare]

Patch got me like:

https://tenor.com/view/agustdgaf-crowd-cheering-gif-9745677813629958610

[errant bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/heonism-cat-shake-cat-gif-24062110

[obtuse hare]

We are so back fellow divers

[obtuse hare]

Full flame load out is so fun

Wth

[grave verge]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1fiv93o/more_ways_to_destroy_a_fabricator_after_the_new/ @errant bronze

[errant bronze]

Interesting

[obtuse hare]

The Eruptor still oneshots

Interestingly enough

[stone shard]

I love the new eruptor

Our baby is back

[obtuse hare]

This clip is so funny for some reason

[grave verge]

Something nefarious is brewing in the pot

[errant bronze]

Lmao

[obtuse hare]

The fact it one shots hulks

[grave verge]

Bot fabs too

[obtuse hare]

It turns every Hulk and Tank encounter into a minor inconvenience

[grave verge]

or bile titans if you cracked

[obtuse hare]

It takes 3 without, which is still insane

Also Spear 2 shots Striders now

[pulsar ridge]

T´is but a scratch

[errant bronze]

https://rxddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1fk192y/spamming_the_emote_key_allows_you_to_fly_now/

[grave verge]

Never beating the bad alligations

[obtuse hare]

What is that helmet

[grave verge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcGJmev2718

[obtuse hare]

official anthem time

hell yea

[grave verge]

🪝 🐟

quality assurance going strong I hope.

[obtuse hare]

Hmmm

[grave verge]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1fmu082/dive_forest_dive/

[grave verge]

,

[errant bronze]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/tB9vREhidD

[obtuse hare]

They should add a function to vote to stay w Pelican

If a diver doesn't manage to get in

I am impressed by the flame thrower ngl

Killing a bile titan in like 10 seconds is honestly impressive considering it couldn't at all beforehand

Even the torcher melts through chargers

From what I found out, 1 Torcher canister = 1 Charger

For some reason, Impalers appear to be resistant or something to any and all direct fire damage

[stone shard]

impalers are insanely tanky

[errant bronze]

Kinda

[stone shard]

I haven't seen one since the patch tho tbf so i'm not sure how much more reasonable they are now

[errant bronze]

You can one shot them with any Anti-tank to their exposed squishy bits

Or dump a single mag into it with most weapons

[stone shard]

that's not bad at all then

[obtuse hare]

It's just that the impaler had me looking at my Flamethrower like
"Why no work "

[stone shard]

flamethrower not doing anything to bug armour was silly

[old vapor]

Helldivers in Astro bot

[errant bronze]

This is my favorite kind of clip

[obtuse hare]

it's the only kind of clip i got

[grave verge]

Gilgamesh knows that the only reality to keep around is the one propagated by Super Earth, he shall not strike his allies down as it would be unwise.
Cupcake on the other hand is a being of pure chaos and before its eventual termination, it will strike down anything that misaligns its feng shui, including noble sons and daughters of democracy.

[errant bronze]

We love instant bot drop calls

[grave verge]

@errant bronze
After long hours at the R&D department our brilliant minds finally found a way to make fire friendly

[errant bronze]

Wowie

Does this apply to the 380MM HE Orbital Barrage?

[grave verge]

As long as the shells are laced with fentanyl experimental infusion instead of being loaded with explosives, yes.

[errant bronze]

I make no promises

[errant bronze]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/LowSodiumHellDivers/comments/1frgf2m/someone_said_new_patch_same_incompetence_a_couple/

[grave verge]

standard issue ? more like skill issue

[obtuse hare]

Spear vs Recoilless Rifle is a close argument imo

The Recoilless has more ammo as a whole and is quicker to fire for sure
But the Spear has so much range and one shots everything wherever you hit it

(Factory Striders aside)

[grave verge]

Recoiless shares the "one shot" breakpoint with a lot of enemies, including automaton fabricators, making spear an obselete weapon which holds a lot less ammo than recoiless.

[obtuse hare]

That is true but it has a lot of a harder time with tanks

[grave verge]

?

[obtuse hare]

You can't shoot tanks anywhere and just one-shot them

[grave verge]

sentry ?

[obtuse hare]

?

I'm just saying that the Recoilless is unable to kill Tanks regardless of where you hit them, you need to hit the Heatsink

While it doesn't matter with the Spear

And literal cross map snipes are also somewhat difficult for the Recoilless

[errant bronze]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1fsnjlq/im_surprised_that_we_havent_just_cut_funding_on/

[obtuse hare]

They're still better than smoke

[grave verge]

"Ight Private Pyle, how about you go and collect all those static field shells that are laying around doing nothing on Cyberstan ? Surely they would be of use on the frontline, don't you think ?!"

[errant bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/private-get-down-gif-26110659

[tough epoch]

https://youtu.be/wCX4OLgkBnE?si=qSKJy5GObP_xG6X-

[grave verge]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1g26izw/what_were_his_final_thoughts/

[errant bronze]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1g3ml9y/i_know_this_might_look_like_treason_but_hear_me/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

[rugged garnet]

https://rxddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1g3ml9y/i_know_this_might_look_like_treason_but_hear_me/

[grave verge]

Can you believe it guys ? It's finally here !

[grave verge]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1g43taq/the_new_jump_pack_is_insanely_good/
For a brick we fly pretty good (now) !

[grave verge]

Big iron memes paid off
https://www.rxddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1g4401k/the_p4senator_can_now_shred_charger_armor/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dupl3lr2UBk

"Fuck it."

"Have 20 of those, have fun"

Truely the nature is healing

https://tenor.com/view/it's-just-so-peak-peak-panda-peak-panda-it's-just-so-peak-gif-10789048890486755182

can't even doompost about this shits good

[grave verge]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1g3ktu1/oc_revenge_begets_the_final_countdown/

[errant bronze]

THE JOHN HELLDIVER

THE JOHN HELLDIVER IS REAL

[grave verge]

How I be lookin rn

[grave verge]

https://rXddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1g48xvl/yep_the_lego_sounds_make_it_even_funnier_original/

[errant bronze]

THE PEAKDIVERS

THE PEAKDIVERS IS REAL

[errant bronze]

Helldiver experiences a heart attack

We are out there

[errant bronze]

A close encounter with a preorder bonus

[errant bronze]

We're diving on the razor's edge here

[grave verge]

Enough about big iron

[grave verge]

My reward for being god's most impactful helldiver (it seems people don't like airburst rl/cluster/airburst/mortar combo)

[errant bronze]

Is it just me or is this Warbond edgy as fuck

Seems cool nonetheless

[grave verge]

Nah it's you don't get the hugo boss appeal, totalitarian red goes well with snow arctic white.

[obtuse hare]

It kinda is
But then again it does look cool so can you complain

[errant bronze]

I'll keep my democratic yellow and black thanks

[errant bronze]

True

[obtuse hare]

The shotgun seems like a top contender against bugs

[errant bronze]

The big stagger

[obtuse hare]

And ammo piercing rounds
No more annoying Hive Guards

[errant bronze]

I mean we had the slugger for that as well

[obtuse hare]

honestly true

i am looking forward to what they'll do with it

so that it doesn't end up being a gimmicky slugger

[grave verge]

#1208711878457565184

How do we fuck this up ?

[tall bough]

OH MY GOD

THE MK5 TACTICAL

[grave verge]

@errant bronze
https://www.rxddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1gcahjh/helldivers_the_second_the_update_drops/

[grave verge]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1gcl5l6/this_put_a_smile_on_my_face/

[errant bronze]

It's such a good looking gun, it's crazy

[obtuse hare]

it looks powerful too

pretty excited

happy liberty day fellow divers

[grave verge]

FF

How the founding fathers looked at the harbor full of tea waiting for to be dumped

[grave verge]

ruin has come to our emotes

[obtuse hare]

If they're monitoring feedback we can bully them into reverting it

[grave verge]

Didn't know Mid was on the menu

The heavy SMG is in fact both an SMG and a heavy weapon by it's stats

[old vapor]

i want the shotgun

what page is it on

last one?

[grave verge]

First one

[old vapor]

is it a good shotgun

or bad

[grave verge]

I don't know

[errant bronze]

Apparently the firing modes have separate magazines

[obtuse hare]

it's really fun

so peak

just takes a bit getting used to

[errant bronze]

Can't wait when I get home next week

[errant bronze]

Another 100 billion dead enemies of democracy

[obtuse hare]

billions must democratize

[errant bronze]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/PXjZHxn8Hr

I dunno what it is about this clip but it cracks me up

[stone shard]

help-

[errant bronze]

I am the Orbital Barrage dispensary

[errant bronze]

https://youtu.be/muSH5K0nGd4?si=7Us4GXJMWzbKh4Qf

[obtuse hare]

last resort?
more like every minor inconvenience

[errant bronze]

Real

[grave verge]

@errant bronze

[errant bronze]

Indeed

[errant bronze]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/helldivers2/comments/1grvjuf/i_went_full_god_of_war_on_him/

[errant bronze]

https://vxtwitter.com/GoldenJoysticks/status/1859655515028193447

[errant bronze]

Apparently they got all the awards they were nominated for

[obtuse hare]

huge

[grave verge]

ANOTHER MINE STRATAGEM MO LET'S GOOOO

How do we fail at this

[errant bronze]

THE ILLUMINATE

@grave verge

[pulsar ridge]

@grave verge THE ILLUMINATEARE HERE!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE GETTING VEHICLES ROUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @grave verge

[serene herald]

squids :D

[serene herald]

this shit sick as hell

[grave verge]

But how will this affect the squid popullation ?

The anwser is dearly.

@pulsar ridge @errant bronze

[earnest tree]

this looks like an actual warzone

which is just what helldivers 2 is awesome for

[grave verge]

#1208711878457565184

[serene herald]

STUN LANCE LOOK SO FUCKING COOL AND THE SHIELD TOO

booster lookin nice

what stratagems and stuff is good against illuminate

ive been throwing the quasar at the squids and it does like nothing </3

only way ive found to deal with their utposts so far has been orbital laser and precision strike

like even strafing run isnt enough </3

[grave verge]

ANOTHER 3 BILLION SUPERCREDITS TO THE DEFENSE CONTRACTORS ON SUPER EARTH RAAAH

@errant bronze

https://tenor.com/view/it's-just-so-peak-peak-panda-peak-panda-it's-just-so-peak-gif-10789048890486755182

[serene herald]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-cat-absolute-cinema-cat-gif-8724746330989628604

explosive crossbow is so good against squids

[errant bronze]

It is time

I finally awoken from my ancient slumber

[errant bronze]

The return

[serene herald]

helldivers

[errant bronze]

Hop in VC

[grave verge]

An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unlocked and unguarded.

@errant bronze

You know what to do.

[earnest tree]

ive redownloaded helldivers

im going to need help doing anything

[grave verge]

We are currently throwing hands with the squids

[errant bronze]

Pull up in VC

[obtuse hare]

I've been playing melee build

Why is this so fun

[errant bronze]

Because Helldivers is fun

[obtuse hare]

It's like my inner lance main has awoken in a democratic fashion

[earnest tree]

ive been experimenting with lots of weapons and i havent found a loadout i like yet

i also just dont have much

im only level 8

[obtuse hare]

I've really been enjoying the new warbond for a start, I'm rocking the SMG, Stun lance, directional shield and impacts

Really fun loadout

Especially with the peak performance armor boost

[earnest tree]

i cant enjoy any warbonds because you have to either pay money or grind endlessly

[errant bronze]

Sloth, we should play together when I get back on

[obtuse hare]

Cause it gives 50% extra melee damage

[obtuse hare]

The grind isn't really that bad tbf

[earnest tree]

im glad you can get warbonds by grinding, but its annoying that they arent unlocked by default

[obtuse hare]

With a full group of people you take around 30 minutes

[errant bronze]

You're kinda forced to grind for them if you want Warbonds though

Unless you play a fuckton

[obtuse hare]

True, but what I meant to say was that the grind itself isn't as bad as people think or make it out to be

[earnest tree]

and i havent played since the game came out pretty much

[errant bronze]

It's definitely not

It takes like

5-6 hours if you grind from 0-1000

[obtuse hare]

I did say with a full group of people

It goes by really fast in my opinion

I took like 30 minutes to get from 100 to 1000

[errant bronze]

I do my farming solo

Because no one here wants to SC farm with me

Because SC farming isn't really fun

[obtuse hare]

I mean I would if you asked and if I was free

[earnest tree]

thats an incredibly long amount of time imo

[errant bronze]

Well that's not including the boost from Warbonds

And it's purely solo

Each additional player cuts the time in half

[earnest tree]

well im not gonna be doing it solo

i cant even do anything multiplayer

much less solo

[errant bronze]

When I get back on shoot me a friend request in HD2 and Jasper and I can help

[earnest tree]

im busy with the 3v3 tourney 🔥

[errant bronze]

Unfortunate

[errant bronze]

@obtuse hare You free?

[obtuse hare]

Yer

[errant bronze]

Dope, wanna VC?

[obtuse hare]

Sure

[errant bronze]

@obtuse hare Give me like 10-15 minutes

[obtuse hare]

Aight

[errant bronze]

@south hatch

[obtuse hare]

My WiFi decided that i dove enough for today apparently

[obtuse hare]

@errant bronze WiFi back, is a spot still open?

[errant bronze]

Not at the moment

[serene herald]

rahh all i need is medals,, i need the las pistol and blitzer so bad

[earnest tree]

anybody wanna carry me a bit

[errant bronze]

Apparently the Voteless salute the Helldiver when you blow their head off

Which is

A pretty insane detail

[serene herald]

its so sick

[pulsar ridge]

@grave verge

[errant bronze]

The Helldivers are victorious once more

[grave verge]

Well squids are gone, good job guys

[serene herald]

Bring them baaaaack

at least I can go back to my beloved automatons <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

[earnest tree]

that was quick

[earnest tree]

Your post has been removed by the Ministry of Truth for the following reasons:

• Treason
• Unpatriotic behavior

[errant bronze]

Anyone wanna dive?

[grave verge]

I want to.

[serene herald]

squids deleted

[earnest tree]

they'll be back

still tho im glad i got to play a few missions with them before the temporary defeat

[serene herald]

ive heard that they are already back but i havent actually checked ingame

[grave verge]

uuh my democracy officer sprayed some grape flavored kool-aid on the galactic map and we are getting conflicting reports

[errant bronze]

It's really weird seeing a faction that only shows up so close to Super Earth

[grave verge]

NOOOOOO

[serene herald]

im confliced about the new premium superstore stuff

i mean i did buy it so sony did win i am not immune

but mrrp

[errant bronze]

https://vxtwitter.com/helldivers2/status/1870893925474484373?s=46

Take notes Divers

[grave verge]

uh oh

[obtuse hare]

This is so funny

Also Merry Libertymas divers

[earnest tree]

oh thats where i hoped it'd be

[grave verge]

Yeah
Spartans don't really fit helldivers, and neither do space marines
however ODST/Imperial Guard skins/weapons would be just in place for helldivers

[grave verge]

Dead sprint will become dead stop

[grave verge]

would be hilarious

and justified

and i would love to see the mental gimnastics of the description trying to elaborate on "why do helldivers need floaties"

[serene herald]

they need flaoties causet hey cant fucking swim

[earnest tree]

you could finally drive the car into the ocean and live

[obtuse hare]

Give us a Finn McMissile car...
Problem would be solved

[errant bronze]

https://vxtwitter.com/josephf62710202/status/1875629043808374950?s=46

The 380MM HE Orbital Barrage calls will continue

[grave verge]

Least cinematic helldivers 2 moment

[obtuse hare]

Yall diving rn?

[errant bronze]

I am

[obtuse hare]

Still at it?
Might join in a few

[errant bronze]

I'm still diving

[obtuse hare]

Aight, gimme 10 and I'll join

[errant bronze]

Sounds good

[obtuse hare]

@errant bronze this is what I meant to send earlier with the "halfpiping grenade"

[errant bronze]

That bot actually hit the craziest layup on your ass holy shit

[obtuse hare]

😭

Idek what kinda witchcraft compelled the grenade to just fly back into my face

[earnest tree]

it got blocked by your shield

he threw the grenade under the shield so when you tried to throw it back, it just got caught

thats absolutely insane

[errant bronze]

That is not how the shield pack works

[earnest tree]

that bot needs a promotion

[errant bronze]

It just bounced up of some ground geometry and he got really unlucky

[errant bronze]

That dumbass bear won't know what hit him

[errant bronze]

Anyone trying to Helldive?

[pulsar ridge]

sure

[errant bronze]

Dope

[errant bronze]

https://vxtwitter.com/josephf62710202/status/1877456776913711309?s=46

[errant bronze]

https://vxtwitter.com/helldiversmedia/status/1878271987761721613?s=46

[obtuse hare]

It's genuinely baffling that they really shoot the fashion divers in the leg like that

[earnest tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/790774523506589756/1329357483927666728/HELLDIVERSTM_2_-_2025-01-15_10-50-54_PM.mp4?ex=678a0c22&is=6788baa2&hm=d8bbbf9261655951bf8cee264b63696a81603c7f3527b26d2bf81d3eff023a16&

some shenanigans with my friends

i joined their lobby with the specific purpose of killing them

[errant bronze]

https://vxtwitter.com/josephf62710202/status/1880094531435253921?s=46

[errant bronze]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1i3j6ip/bots_at_the_illegal_broadcast_tower_after/

[obtuse hare]

Perhaps I treated the air burst rocket launcher too harshly

[errant bronze]

Y'all see the news?

[obtuse hare]

What news?

Pilestedt taking a break?

[errant bronze]

Yeah

[obtuse hare]

I hope that without him, the game continues like it did

I've also really come to like the airburst rocket launcher

I did NOT expect it to be able to oneshot Impalers and Chargers

[errant bronze]

You wanna Helldive?

[obtuse hare]

At work rn, I can in ab uuh

7-8h

My shift just started lol

[errant bronze]

Dope

[obtuse hare]

Sorry Ax, no diving for me today
I'll be home earlier tmr tho, if you'd still be up

[errant bronze]

Damn

Yeah, I'll probably be down

[errant bronze]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1ibuytr/made_some_titles_based_off_the_three_factions/

[obtuse hare]

@errant bronze i could dive in ab 30 minutes if you're up

[errant bronze]

Sounds good

[errant bronze]

Join me in Player Room 4 when you're ready

[errant bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1148783063573221456/1270960444449882152/4x.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/922343147416195092/1333801537138458745/tiny-cat-fat-blunt.mp4.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/514522483118964777/1283934523003768843/2x.gif

[grave verge]

they left huh

good

[obtuse hare]

Actually having a good time on a high difficulty dive-

The inconspicuous laser from a automaton cannon heading for my head:

[grave verge]

Huh.

[errant bronze]

https://youtu.be/s-271ZFSruM?si=bQb7Pb-W246Mrtfr

[obtuse hare]

So you're saying the new warbond gives me a nuke backpack AND I now explode upon death....

https://tenor.com/view/dead-space-kamikaze-explosion-gif-15875063139611313358

[errant bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/heonism-cat-shake-cat-gif-24062110

New Energy weapon seems pretty dope

[serene herald]

oh sick

[obtuse hare]

It's the eviiil sickle

[errant bronze]

Fucked up and medium pen sickle

[grave verge]

That's just a glimpse at super Earth genius

[errant bronze]

Have y'all seen the Bile Titan pits

[obtuse hare]

The what

[errant bronze]

https://vxtwitter.com/helldivers_now/status/1886766895040487841?s=46

[obtuse hare]

Mhmm

Can't wait for the Bile Spewer breaches

And Hulk fabricators

[errant bronze]

Factory Strider fabricator

[obtuse hare]

Just wait for the flying overseer ship

[errant bronze]

We got those already, it's just that they only spawn on extract priority targets mission

[errant bronze]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/mtrgF6HcCj

[grave verge]

Welcome to Estalia gentlemen!

[grave verge]

Traitors

[obtuse hare]

So apparently, the new grenades just one-shot gunships

[errant bronze]

Yeah

The grenades are peak in general ngl

[obtuse hare]

I haven't played the new update yet cause I'm sick
How's the new Warbond?

[errant bronze]

It's so good

New Sickle is cracked

New secondary is a portable OPS

[obtuse hare]

I saw that one put in work

The self damage isn't too bad either from what I saw

[errant bronze]

I've only ever reloaded it once in like 4 hours of gameplay

[obtuse hare]

That's insane

[errant bronze]

It's fire damage, so you can resist it, and it's already pretty low

[obtuse hare]

Would you say top 1 primary?

[obtuse hare]

Does the anti fire armor work on it?

[errant bronze]

Honestly

Maybe

[errant bronze]

It does

[obtuse hare]

Hmm

Idea for a build

I'll have to dive tmr, if I feel better

[errant bronze]

I like the Dominator more still, but it's genuinely busted

[errant bronze]

You playing the Wilds beta tonight?

[obtuse hare]

Wait no, Wilds Beta tmr

[obtuse hare]

Fs, I have an alarm set for it lol

[errant bronze]

Dope

I just got it preloaded

[obtuse hare]

Just unfortunate that they won't include any of the pre launch changes they announced

Like performance fixes and weapon buffs

[errant bronze]

True

[obtuse hare]

Which means i should celebrate by golfing as many people as possible

The combat hatchet from the warbond looks neat

[errant bronze]

The axe is from the super store

[obtuse hare]

Shit...
Might have to get it too then

[grave verge]

The A team

[grave verge]

Nah

[grave verge]

Love the view from here

[grave verge]

Helldiver's postal service. Nothing stops the mail.

[grave verge]

@errant bronze

[grave verge]

#1208711878457565184

Aw shucks

[grave verge]

It's HIM

[grave verge]

@errant bronze

[errant bronze]

Alright, I'm ready to dive

[obtuse hare]

Damn gng
30 minutes and I'll be there

[errant bronze]

He exploded

[grave verge]

Democratic.

[errant bronze]

This but with 380s and Napalm Barrages

[earnest tree]

380s my beloved

me and my friend have a saying about those

they cant hit you if you arent afraid of them

[errant bronze]

https://vxtwitter.com/baskinator/status/1890307582297792563?s=46

[grave verge]

Anyone huh

[obtuse hare]

So, we all notice that one lady on our ship having oddly red glowing eyes

[obtuse hare]

"Settle down cadet!" Ahh kick

[obtuse hare]

Somebody diving?

[errant bronze]

I'm down to dive after this SM2 mission

[obtuse hare]

Nice

[obtuse hare]

Scratch that, I can't dive anymore

[errant bronze]

Damn, I just finished too

[obtuse hare]

My WiFi just died

W timing as always

I love Internet providers

[errant bronze]

Fr fr

[obtuse hare]

Oh wait

It's back

[errant bronze]

Pull up

[obtuse hare]

Aye aye

[thorny basalt]

This whole back n forth dialogue feels like the script opening to like a phone/internet service ad

[grave verge]

Faces of democracy

[errant bronze]

Y'all think they're gonna play any Brasch Tactics?

[grave verge]

@errant bronze

[errant bronze]

Me fr

[grave verge]

Sidearms.

[obtuse hare]

Makes you realize the details on the armors

[pulsar ridge]

average bugs mission

[grave verge]

Democracy Officers after sacrificing 23 teenagers just to raise a flag in the middle of nowhere.

#HELLWATCH

RIP BOZOMATONS

REST IN OIL YOU WONT BE MISSED

[errant bronze]

I think I'm in range of enemy artillery

[grave verge]

No O1L ?

[grave verge]

uh oh

Imagine this

[grave verge]

@errant bronze

[errant bronze]

Anyone want to Helldive for a bit?

[grave verge]

@errant bronze You ought to ping at least, nobody has notifications turned on for all messages Axalu.

[errant bronze]

Nah

[obtuse hare]

He has a point

[obtuse hare]

Anyone diving today?

[obtuse hare]

What is that

[grave verge]

Bike titan

[obtuse hare]

Terrifying

Monstrous even

What further abominations could the gloom hold??

What's next?
Paragliding Hunters

[errant bronze]

Bile Shriekers

[errant bronze]

@grave verge This mod is actually funny as fuck

[grave verge]

what

[errant bronze]

Pissdiver

[errant bronze]

My best grenade sink

The worst shot of my fucking life

[grave verge]

https://tenor.com/view/disco-elysium-speech-check-speech-check-failed-failed-disco-elysium-failed-gif-7903870530230477456

[errant bronze]

@grave verge @pulsar ridge @obtuse hare Any of y'all wanna Helldive?

[obtuse hare]

Yea, gimme like 30 minutes

[errant bronze]

Dope

[pulsar ridge]

Sorry, on that roof insulating grindset

[errant bronze]

Damn, he's gonna incinerate

[pulsar ridge]

My arms and neck been 2 shades darker for years, ill be fine

[obtuse hare]

@errant bronze ready to dive sir

[errant bronze]

Pull up

[grave verge]

Dog

[obtuse hare]

Pretty good dives

[grave verge]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[errant bronze]

My movement is goated

[obtuse hare]

Who needs movement when I can just burn the obstacles

[errant bronze]

Am I wrong for thinking people suck Malevelon Creek's dick way way too hard

[obtuse hare]

Probably cause it was the first big asswhopping helldivers got

But no

I think it's kinda talked ab too much

I think Fori Prime is worse ngl

[errant bronze]

Meridia was worse, Tien Kwan was worse, Calypso is the worst the game ever saw, Fori Prime was worse

[obtuse hare]

Honestly, we should use the Singularity to get Fori Prime OFF the map ASAP

Sick and tired after what Ax and I went through yesterday

[errant bronze]

800 Chargers

[obtuse hare]

5 Chargers

And 5 more chargers

[errant bronze]

Can't forget the 5 additional Chargers as well

[grave verge]

Dominate these nuts commies

[errant bronze]

https://youtu.be/UESm5ub0oCo?si=JAKWBKbrYM5JjD_6

[obtuse hare]

DIVERS!!
TO JULHEIM!!

[errant bronze]

I can dive once I get back from the gym

[obtuse hare]

I can't dive

I'm sick

And at work

Just saying that cause of the new MO

[errant bronze]

Yeah, I got the MO alert

[grave verge]

Perfect

[placid relic]

Hi

[errant bronze]

Hello

[placid relic]

Looking for helldiver friends

[errant bronze]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1j9kjvi/bots_stole_the_hellpod_cant_have_shit_on_the_bot/

[obtuse hare]

Hell yea

Cowboy warbond

[errant bronze]

Wow