Helldivers

[obtuse hare]

Can't find my controller

[errant bronze]

Damn

Thwarted by automaton machinations

[obtuse hare]

Indeed

@errant bronze get in VC
we dive, now!

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-yskysn-ltg-thunder-thunder-gif-23523876

[errant bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-meme-gif-23851809

[old vapor]

https://youtu.be/s_P08vz667w?si=mkkn7lJzsqPGyg4S

[real birch]

Just picked up the game

[stone shard]

[real birch]

This game looks hysterical

[grave verge]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-fact-gif-11449156611535422032

[errant bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-gif-11696290149702695690

[grave verge]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-helldivers-2-liberty-500kg-bomb-meme-gif-9134761466947278637

[real birch]

Its installed Ill try it out after I eat this evening. Ill let yall know when if anyone wants to give it a go with me

[errant bronze]

Just finished diving, so we'll see if I'm up for it when you get on

[real birch]

Word

[obtuse hare]

Mhmm camera

[obtuse hare]

Have the video of it

https://tenor.com/view/hulk-taco-smile-gif-15840669

[errant bronze]

I got that remote transmit interaction

[obtuse hare]

The new spy drone stratagem

[real birch]

Ready for democracy

[errant bronze]

Cool, wanna VC?

[real birch]

Sure

[errant bronze]

Dope

[real birch]

What VC should we use btw?

[errant bronze]

One of the player rooms, probably

[old vapor]

@errant bronze

the devs love me

[errant bronze]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1bgf379/so_i_killed_my_self_with_the_spear/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

[errant bronze]

https://vxtwitter.com/helldiversalert/status/1769044941966283130?s=46

I cannot wait to get my hands on this

R&D is cooking

[old vapor]

this account has a lot of stuff

but i have no idea how much of it is actually going to get released

[errant bronze]

Hopefully all of it

[old vapor]

https://fxtwitter.com/HelldiversAlert/status/1768177943568843068?s=20

i want more machine guns

[errant bronze]

That was actually in the game day 1

[obtuse hare]

Why-

Is that Hulk so fast

[errant bronze]

That's crazy

[obtuse hare]

Why are the servers so slow rn

[errant bronze]

I dunno

Maybe they're doing backend stuff

[obtuse hare]

Maybe

(Flying bugs)

[ashen mirage]

bugs cant fly

everyone knows that

[errant bronze]

I'm reporting you to the democracy officer for thought crimes

[obtuse hare]

He already knows Ax

I'm being executed in an hour

[errant bronze]

Cool

[grave verge]

"Damn ! That charger knocked me up good..."
"...Where's the bug front ?"

[obtuse hare]

I'm like Whitebeard in this scenario

https://tenor.com/view/one-pice-gif-26834018

"THE FLYING BUGS ARE REAL"

[grave verge]

I HATE AUTOMATONS

[errant bronze]

Just like me fr

[obtuse hare]

Imaginary Technique:
Rogue Hellbomb

[old vapor]

Got the pass

Bought the arc resistance armor

And got the new energy gun

[obtuse hare]

Also @errant bronze I wanna take back the smack I talked against the arc shotgun

I tested it, it's actually really fun to play with

But it is really inconsistent

[errant bronze]

Cool

Also

The fact the the Las-16 Sickle can kill devastators is so good

Especially since you can chill like 200 meters out with the scope and shoot them with 0 issues

[errant bronze]

Is it just me, or does this Crusher look funky

[errant bronze]

https://youtu.be/8zdbw2sSroE?si=zoHv2EfnSS1fSVav

It's really quite incredible

[errant bronze]

https://vxtwitter.com/heartbreak_juan/status/1769534979007299860?s=46

[old vapor]

you think they'll add anything like this

[errant bronze]

Definitely not

It'd be cool if they did

[old vapor]

it would be cool

[errant bronze]

But I don't think it'd fit really

[grave verge]

Sweet liberty the only thing cooking will be random rocket devastator that will be hit with a dollar store flashlight v2

Poor helldivers

[old vapor]

https://vxtwitter.com/HelldiversAlert/status/1769532730843582835?s=20

i do love mechs

[errant bronze]

It looks so sleek with the yellow paintjob on the front too

[grave verge]

Ah yes the glorious piss yellow, I admit it must've been a boundless effort to simply invert to color pallete

[old vapor]

i think the yellow looks fine

[errant bronze]

Same

[old vapor]

the other one is black right

[errant bronze]

Yeah

[rare hare]

wait a minute, is hell divers just deep rock galactic above ground and with humans?

[errant bronze]

Well I mean

It's a co-op horde shooter

[brisk timber]

Without the inconvenience of having to mine some nonsense.

[errant bronze]

https://vxtwitter.com/helldiversalert/status/1770034483473109333?s=46

Now this is peak

[obtuse hare]

Quasar cannon seems fun

[errant bronze]

https://x.com/helldiversalert/status/1770119628922277959?s=46

Helldivers Alerts (@HelldiversAlert) on X

@myoeni1
STAND FOR THE FALLEN

#Helldivers2

Twitter · Mar 19, 2024, 4:06 PM

[grave verge]

These bot/bug propaganda pieces are making me sweat and I begin to feel nauseous

[errant bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1155440616428290068/1219719710195585114/VivaCut_video_1710874113941_HD.mp4?ex=660c5380&is=65f9de80&hm=3d92d580b62a53a72a11bd5e061c6f15fb0dc1752b44d3ea2a7a49785eb13aea&

[obtuse hare]

wth is the new major order

liberate 2 planets we don't even have access to yet

this loss has to be scripted

[real birch]

We’ll be fineeeee

[obtuse hare]

😭

idk ab that

we got 3 days

to liberate 4 planets

[real birch]

It’s fineeeeeeeeee

Do y’all usually just random queue?

[obtuse hare]

i do when i have no one to play with

at times randoms can get frustrating though

like today i was next to a charger corpse and one of the randos shot it with a grenade launcher, killing me

i could understand if it was just the corpse, thinking it was still alive

but not when your mate is literally on top of it 😭

[real birch]

That sounds like a pain yea lol

[obtuse hare]

90% of times they're alright tho

[errant bronze]

Typically I try to play with a group from here

[real birch]

Makes sense

[errant bronze]

You wanna play some once steam maint ends?

[real birch]

Sure, I’d be up to

[errant bronze]

Cool

[obtuse hare]

I need the Emancipator mech and I need it now

The game even says there's a stratagem missing for me

I have all of them

[errant bronze]

Yeah, it's a weird visual bug

[obtuse hare]

Does anyone else have the problem that their diver just gets reset

Loadout and customization like voice pack I mean

[errant bronze]

No, not really

[errant bronze]

Maintenance is over as far as I can tell now

[real birch]

Perfect timing

[errant bronze]

Perfect

Join up VC if you're able

[old vapor]

https://fxtwitter.com/HelldiversAlert/status/1770340827086176391?s=20

Actual sniper that does stuff

[tall bough]

Anti Material is a certified Hulk Buster

[grave verge]

Holy shit an actual sniper rifle that's not just a liberator chambered in higher caliber ? I'm gonna cook so hard with this

NOOOOOOO MY SPREADSHEETS

Thank the managed democracy

[grave verge]

https://tenor.com/view/by-the-nine-im-tweakin-helldivers-2-gif-3268519392126327114

[errant bronze]

https://x.com/helldiversalert/status/1770340827086176391?s=46

Helldivers Alerts (@HelldiversAlert) on X

R-36 ERUPTOR

#HELLDIVER2

Twitter · Mar 20, 2024, 6:45 AM

[obtuse hare]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla2014-kotm-muto-godzilla-gvk-gif-22410311

[tough epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/space-marine-warhammer40k-imperial-fists-tactical-marine-warhammer-gif-15990544

It's literally a bolter

[grave verge]

The highest visibility that can be achived on planets that end on "prime"

[tough epoch]

Fucking Slivers

[grave verge]

"My accuracy ?"
"Democratic."

[errant bronze]

My friendly fire?
Liberating

[grave verge]

My wartime data ?
Managed.

ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE [FORBIDDEN STRATAGEM] 2000KG BARRAGE

[languid moss]

i just hear the shitty kill la kill splash screen

[errant bronze]

Domain expansion: orbital strategem

[obtuse hare]

NOOOOOO

https://tenor.com/view/monkeyquote-gif-17287897282409113653

Back to the roots I go

[obtuse hare]

I might have talked too much smack about the EAT

[errant bronze]

You thought that shit was bad?

[obtuse hare]

Naah

Never used it

So I just kinda put it on the side

Left it to dust

[errant bronze]

I see

[obtuse hare]

Now that I can't use the arc thrower, I've been testing the others a lot

(Spear sucks)

[errant bronze]

It does suck indeed

[errant bronze]

New Major order divers

[stone shard]

👀

[errant bronze]

Crimsica an Hellmire gotta be liberated by Teusday from the looks of it

[stone shard]

oh god not hellmire

[errant bronze]

Hellmire could be worse

Could be that one desert planet with 0 visibility I forgot the name of

[obtuse hare]

Mmmfffin

Something something prime

[stone shard]

Eratra prime?

[obtuse hare]

Yea, that one

[thorny basalt]

https://youtu.be/P9yK5E1iw4o?feature=shared

[obtuse hare]

We are rolling Crimsica rn 😭

Didn't even take a day to liberate that planet

[obtuse hare]

Laser cannon be kinda good

[errant bronze]

Yeah, it's pretty decent on current patch

[obtuse hare]

Especially good against Shriekera

[obtuse hare]

I swear Joel has something planned

Cause ain't no way he's letting it be that easy

[errant bronze]

Shriekers that have grown

[obtuse hare]

Flying Chargers

Oh my god

Imagine Kamikaze flyers

[errant bronze]

That is basically what they would be

[grave verge]

https://tenor.com/view/by-the-nine-im-tweakin-helldivers-2-gif-3268519392126327114

[errant bronze]

I mean with he way physics objects work they basically are

[obtuse hare]

I was so confused when I shot one out of the sky and it still clocked me

Btw Ax, you up to dive or nah

[errant bronze]

Gonna be playing Baro

Maybe tomorrow

[obtuse hare]

Understandable

[obtuse hare]

I fucking knew it

[brisk timber]

Dudes...just did a bunch of mission in hellmire. Why the hell do we even want this planet?

[obtuse hare]

Solar energy?

[errant bronze]

The bugs are already there

[errant bronze]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/Hs6oWVks2l

So it turns out shrieker corpses one shot everything

That's gotta be a bug right

[obtuse hare]

physics

[errant bronze]

Fr

What being hit with a flying bug does to a mf

[obtuse hare]

Banzai!!

[real birch]

I’m down to dive hellishly later

[limber pike]

@vagrant cloak

[vagrant cloak]

😈

[real birch]

This post is supported by the cargo ship association

[grave verge]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-fact-gif-11449156611535422032

[errant bronze]

This explains the durability

[obtuse hare]

The ministry of war sees no issue

[grave verge]

Ya all are quick to respond on the transmitter but take time to actually liberate planets smh

[obtuse hare]

I took my 5h vacation today, brother John

[errant bronze]

I'm on mandatory leave

[earnest tree]

im doing my part working from home to protect super earth

[obtuse hare]

The only mandatory leave helldivers take is when they're dead brother Johnny, now get back in the trenches

[errant bronze]

I can't or the democracy officer will get on my case

[obtuse hare]

Is it because of the Arc thrower incident?

[errant bronze]

Perhaps

[obtuse hare]

I read about your case

The ministry of war has put you on a list

[grave verge]

https://tenor.com/view/by-the-nine-im-tweakin-helldivers-2-gif-3268519392126327114

[obtuse hare]

Average Cannon turret experience

[errant bronze]

I was simply too patriotic

[obtuse hare]

The other helldivers simply got into your way while spreading managed Democracy

It wasn't a targeted hate crime

(You killed me 5 times)

[errant bronze]

Exactly

[grave verge]

Don't get me started

[errant bronze]

I am the Rouge killing speedrun WR holder

.05 seconds after drop in

[obtuse hare]

Nah, I'd challenge

[grave verge]

I would challange both of you to shuting the f up before democracy officer hears about the helldiver death speedruns

[errant bronze]

True

[earnest tree]

"your honor he said he hated democracy, i had to shoot him"

[grave verge]

Trust me
It would not look good on your portfolio

[obtuse hare]

I will report you for hindering your fellow helldivers with those mines

[grave verge]

"Sir, he said that he hated liberty while in a drop pod, so obviously i had the 500kg bomb waiting for him below"

[obtuse hare]

I'm sure the Ministry of War wouldn't like rhat

[errant bronze]

No, He dropped into a bug nest where I called a 500 and got instantly decimated as soon as he got out of the pod

[grave verge]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-fact-gif-11449156611535422032

[grave verge]

It's not a "hinderence" as ministry of offence has claimed that there is enough space for a helldiver to run through when mines are deployed

[earnest tree]

you can shoot the mines to clear a path

[grave verge]

I will kill you

[earnest tree]

why

that doesnt sound very deomcratic

[grave verge]

Shooting democratically placed mines doesn't sound liberating either

[obtuse hare]

You make a valid point
Then again I must add that that it is strictly prohibited to call in any kind anti-personell stratagem around an objective, putting any helldiver at risk

[earnest tree]

it works tho

i regularly use the mine strategm

i know how to use it

[grave verge]

I call automaton slander

[obtuse hare]

I call terminid fascism

[grave verge]

Why the hell wouldn't you use defensive stratagems while defending an objective ?

General Brasch wouldn't approve of these tactics

[obtuse hare]

YOU DARE DOUBT MY KNOWLEDGE ABOUT GENERAL BRASCH'S TACTICS??!

I'll have you know that I used 4h of my 5h vacation to rematch Brasch tactics seasons 1-1134

[grave verge]

Yeah because you fight the war on the bot misinformation on the side of bot misinformation, I mean look at this post

[obtuse hare]

(Is anyone up to dive in a bit btw)

[grave verge]

I would dive with a squad of 3 or 2

[obtuse hare]

Why no 4?

Too many accidentals on your spreadsheet?

[grave verge]

Jasper check your pda

[obtuse hare]

Wdym my family is being executed by Wednesday?

[grave verge]

When you have your loving democratic wife and your child full of liberty, would you say that you have a family of two or a family of three ?

[obtuse hare]

4

The spirit of liberty always accompanies me

But I know what you mean

[grave verge]

So if you count yourself in, then my apologies, for I have not counted myself in my own sentence.

And with that being said, you're being executed by next Wednesday.

[obtuse hare]

I can't 😭
Sticking to the roles is just hilarious

[grave verge]

Everything for democracy.

[grave verge]

@errant bronze

[errant bronze]

Indeed

[grave verge]

The orders are in.

[errant bronze]

So true

[obtuse hare]

I can finally use the arc thrower again

https://tenor.com/view/crowd-cheering-crowd-hype-cheer-cheer-meme-gif-22195506

[errant bronze]

@onyx lodge

[errant bronze]

https://vxtwitter.com/HelldiversAlert/status/1773050132482732396?s=20

[obtuse hare]

@errant bronze y'all diving rn?

[errant bronze]

Not at the moment

[obtuse hare]

Aight

Just asking, would have hopped on in ab 30 minutes if ya did

[onyx lodge]

damn should have pinged me

[obtuse hare]

If they ever add Melee weapons, I'll feel like mfing Janemba

https://tenor.com/view/janemba-gif-24964492

[errant bronze]

True

[obtuse hare]

Or trunks

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-z-future-trunks-frieza-blast-gif-12179320

[grave verge]

Seeing the word "DON'T" plastered all over higher level enemies does not fill me with democracy
https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1boyn5n/how_to_kill_terminids_an_indepth_analysis_how/

[obtuse hare]

I can't even lie

The quasar cannon is a bit underwhelming

[grave verge]

I can't even lie to you Jasper ( as the Democracy officer would kill me)
But shit I said so

Damn, why didn't anybody tell me that the cooler Daniel got added ?

[grave verge]

Man tf you mean "underwhelming"

[onyx lodge]

They added a new las gun swell

[errant bronze]

I cannot wait until I get home to try out the Quasar cannon

[onyx lodge]

When do you get home?

[errant bronze]

In like 30 minutes or smtn

[real birch]

I’m down to play later if y’all are gonna be around

[stone shard]

it's awesome

thinking of running a full laser loadout- quasar cannon, rover, sickle and dagger

[grave verge]

Blob I do not recommend the usage of the dagger

[errant bronze]

Dagger is good though

[obtuse hare]

I find it underwhelming

Not my cup of tea

Well, I did have way too much hope tbf, I was expecting it to one-shot Hulks

Y'all got an open slot?

[grave verge]

Bot supporters be like: "Automatons not bad!!! they just wonna get home" yeah sure buddy.

[obtuse hare]

Here comes the sun 🎶

[errant bronze]

True

[errant bronze]

According to what the devs in universe source is Charger ormor is a meter thick

No wonder the bullets bounce god damn

[grave verge]

Meter thick where ? 50-70 cm sure, but 100 cm ?!

But bullets don't bounce off from chargers, all you have to do is shoot them in the back with your liberator !

In fact, I think in current meta taking anti tank stratagems is a waste of time

[onyx lodge]

Gunships are on their way

[errant bronze]

We already got like 7 anti-air weapons

[real birch]

But you see

More

[errant bronze]

True

[grave verge]

A Sisyphean task.

Real

[tall bough]

We don’t got any

Spear can’t lock on because it’s a top fire missile

Does rocket pod turret lock on air targets?

[tall bough]

Wait it does lock on only dropships

I hope we get a flak cannon though

[grave verge]

Yes.

It is more likely to lock on to anything that is in a drop pod though

[grave verge]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-gif-4346763060910186953

[obtuse hare]

I would like to retract any anti-democratic statements regarding the Quasar cannon-

That shit hits like a Big Bang Attack

https://tenor.com/view/big-bang-attack-vegeta-jeice-ginyu-force-gif-19755399

[errant bronze]

Fr

[grave verge]

Even the community manager is saying it

[onyx lodge]

we'll probably fail this major order because of it

[errant bronze]

Damn Terminid players

[onyx lodge]

nah its the creek players

70k players on a planet not going towards the major order

[rare hare]

gf got the game to play with her friends and the second mission they take her on is the creek

[onyx lodge]

Damn they’re not helping the cause

[grave verge]

real

Also

Good job lads

[errant bronze]

[onyx lodge]

The bug players have landed

[obtuse hare]

We are losing ground so quick on the bug front rn

[onyx lodge]

something tells me we dont want to know what that is

[onyx lodge]

right

@grave verge @tall bough @languid moss to vietnam?

[limber pike]

You ain't gotta tell me twice

[onyx lodge]

get in the vc for democracy

[limber pike]

Oh I meant when I'm off work lmao

[onyx lodge]

damn

[real birch]

I’ll join in too. I’m ready

[errant bronze]

Some volcano planet

[real birch]

Looks like a Death Star to me but idk

[errant bronze]

I am positive the ministry of truth would disseminate the information of a death star, as they did with the gunships, along with the flying bugs

[onyx lodge]

as we failed to conquer tibit im unsure

[real birch]

Very true. I must put my faith in democracy

[obtuse hare]

if y'all have an open spot, lmk

i'd join

[errant bronze]

We've got official gunship sightings over Automaton worlds, they're cloaked for now but I imagine that'll change soon

[obtuse hare]

Gunships aren't real

Idk what you're talking about

[errant bronze]

You mean the gunships the ministry of truth told us about in the last major order

[obtuse hare]

Just concepts the automaton scum made up to scare us

Fret not brothers and sisters

They can't hurt us

[earnest tree]

the ministry of truth told us about it man

they'd never lie

truth is literally in their name

[errant bronze]

Yeah

We should kill Jasper for treason

[earnest tree]

yeah

[obtuse hare]

They aren't lying, they gave us confirmation that they found blueprints

[earnest tree]

and for the samples he's carrying

[errant bronze]

Real

[obtuse hare]

You act as if you don't regularly dome me

[errant bronze]

Why wouldn't I kill a traitor

[obtuse hare]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-angry-gif-22950828

Cause I'm not a traitor

You didn't want to believe me about the flying bugs

[errant bronze]

You're literally committing treason rn

[errant bronze]

Everyone know bugs can't fly

Stupid

[obtuse hare]

I am going to commit homicide if this keeps on continuing
My Democracy officer has already handed me 7 reports about me being branded for treason this week

[errant bronze]

The ministry of truth said any announcements confirming the existence of such creatures was the work of dissidents

[errant bronze]

Maybe you shouldn't be a treasonous bastard have you considered that

[obtuse hare]

That's it, you're getting the Arc thrower

[errant bronze]

I'm insulated fool

[obtuse hare]

The impact grenade in my hand

https://tenor.com/view/rizz-hoop-peter-griffin-green-fn-gif-16271132247808270949

[errant bronze]

The revolver round I've implated in your brain 3 times

[obtuse hare]

I don't need a brain buddy, I'm a helldiver

[errant bronze]

True

Now catch this Scorcher round

[obtuse hare]

Also, Ax this might be unrelated but have you seen the new Lethal Company update?

[errant bronze]

Not yet

[obtuse hare]

Shits crazy

[errant bronze]

How much'd they add

[obtuse hare]

I got this clip today-
I haven't played in ages and I forgot the layout

Dove straight into my doom

[errant bronze]

Damn

[obtuse hare]

3 planets (2 of which are secret)
2 new mobs and new loot

They also buffed bees and Giants are killable now

[errant bronze]

Cool

[earnest tree]

wait

huh

i dont see any announcement for this on steam

[errant bronze]

You love to see it

[obtuse hare]

It isn't officially out yet, it's a public beta atm

[earnest tree]

oh

ill wait for it to be out ig

[obtuse hare]

You can however play it

Just go to properties and select betas

And choose public beta

It should download an update

[earnest tree]

im waiting for it to be officially out

i dont play the game often anyways

[obtuse hare]

Understandable

The implementation of the secret moons is cool tho

Forces you to read the entries

[onyx lodge]

the bots are spreading

[obtuse hare]

All the more proof Helldivers is linked to Lethal Company /j

[errant bronze]

Lethal company is what happens if we lose

[onyx lodge]

also the automatons are mounting for an assault so we probably shouldnt lose this major order

too bad terminid players exist

[errant bronze]

Fr

[onyx lodge]

we have the creek players now tho thank god

[errant bronze]

Can't wait for the existential crisis to hit when the lose their life's purpose

[obtuse hare]

Or its what happens before

[onyx lodge]

also did a terminind mission and it was very different to bots

[errant bronze]

It is indeed

[obtuse hare]

Honestly, Lethal Company could literally play in-between the Galactic wars

The first one was around 2100

The second is 2700 (correct me if I'm wrong)

And Lethal Company takes place in 2500s

[errant bronze]

The first Galactic war supposedly ends in roughly 2600

[obtuse hare]

Ends??

[errant bronze]

Yes

[obtuse hare]

Damn

[obtuse hare]

They'll retake it in like 2 minutes

[errant bronze]

https://youtu.be/L0MHeTf0qOg?si=jVFLhYigJh1AMb6y

[grave verge]

I feel a storm brewing on the democratic horizon.

High command fucking COOKING with this update

It only gets better

The longer you look at it

GOD

Liberator penetrator goes full auto

Nah fuck this

Man the R&D were pulling their volume in tungsten on this one

[obtuse hare]

They did NOT have to nerf the slugger 😭

[tall bough]

Everyone just runs slugger in high level automaton cause the stagger was way too strong

I don't think the damage nerf will affect much, as it doesn't seem to cross any massive threshold

The demolition force is to just stop it from opening crates

[onyx lodge]

They removed the level cap btw

@errant bronze you should log in and see what level you got

[errant bronze]

They increased it to 150

This is amazing btw if it means what I think

[limber pike]

3 minute extract instead of 4?

[errant bronze]

Well it effects all strategems, so it means you get shit like 380 and 500 back faster in those situations

[limber pike]

Oh I was thinking of call in times

[errant bronze]

True

[errant bronze]

Hey at least you got the Incediary Breaker now

[obtuse hare]

And here you said they wouldn't

[errant bronze]

Why yes Jasper

Because I'm not a prophet

[obtuse hare]

I said it would happen

But again, no one believed me

[errant bronze]

Yeah because you're stupid

And a traitor

[obtuse hare]

I have been right twice with my calls, I don't see how I am stupid

[errant bronze]

I fail to see how you aren't

[obtuse hare]

If anything I believe you are the foolish one for not heeding my calls

[errant bronze]

Apparently they gave it medium armor pen too

[obtuse hare]

i want to play helldivers but my left index is outta commision

so i can't play 😭

[grave verge]

Real buff hours

[stone shard]

did the sickle get changed?

I didn't notice

[grave verge]

It will be lamo

[stone shard]

[tall bough]

Pretty sure it’s the delay on stratagems being reduced as you know they got that 100% extra call in time on higher difficulties

[errant bronze]

Not yet

[errant bronze]

List of the new titles

[grave verge]

I'm gonna sugar coat it. ⬇️⬅️⬆️⬆️⬆️

[grave verge]

Real and Democratic.

[errant bronze]

Cool cape

[obtuse hare]

The Cape is dope

@errant bronze I'll join later, I gtg eat soon

[errant bronze]

Aight

[obtuse hare]

Idk when I'll be here tbh

I'm thinking 8:30pm my time

(It's ab to be7pm)

[obtuse hare]

@errant bronze you still diving?

[errant bronze]

Getting off for lunch

It's so nice they made the NPC extracting missions actually completable

[obtuse hare]

Lol

[errant bronze]

Real

Sometimes it kills twenty things and destroys critical enemy infastructure

Others

1 kill

[errant bronze]

https://x.com/helldiversalert/status/1775460705296318562?s=46

Helldivers Alerts (@HelldiversAlert) on X

Democratic Detonation Warbond Banner

Twitter · Apr 3, 2024, 9:49 AM

[stone shard]

who's ready

[grave verge]

https://tenor.com/view/starship-troopers-paul-verhoeven-robert-heinlein-buenos-aires-kill-them-all-gif-23642456

[tough epoch]

Honestly why have super earth not just exsterminatus the bugs

[grave verge]

Democracy told me that teminids are a power to be harnessed, so I don't shoot the bugs when he tells me not to

[grave verge]

Oh this warbond will go so fucking hard if it's real

POV: you take a first step on Malevelon Creek after it's liberation

Propaganda goes hard
feel free to liberate it with a screenshot

[errant bronze]

Fr fr

[old vapor]

Thermite

[grave verge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g122XN-DQoY

[errant bronze]

The pro-automaton propaganda is really getting out of hand

[real birch]

Find this helldiver and silence him

[obtuse hare]

take his cape

[errant bronze]

Someone made this cool graphic of some of the stuff in the next warbond

Booster is intriguing

[old vapor]

that grenade pistol looks sick

the machine gun pistol is still probably going to be the best one

[errant bronze]

Indeed new banners and capes also look fantastic

[old vapor]

also thermite

[errant bronze]

I think the grenade pistol will have a lot of good utilitarian uses that will have it holds valuable place in loadouts

Especially ones that opt for stun nades

[old vapor]

im loving stun nades

using any explosive support weapon is great

[errant bronze]

Just as the energy pistol and the revolver have their niches

So too will the grenade

[earnest tree]

exploding crossbow.....

[errant bronze]

I'm personally excited for the eruptor the most

[old vapor]

pretty much all of these except the displacer pack and the eruptor

oh wait

just the displacer pack

[errant bronze]

Yep

[earnest tree]

idk what it is so idc

oh its premium i just realized

[errant bronze]

Basically a bolter

Yeah

[earnest tree]

i no longer care about it

[errant bronze]

You get them for free

[old vapor]

honestly it isn't that hard to grind for super credits

(if you cheese it)

[errant bronze]

It's really quite easy

[earnest tree]

sounds undemocratic

not sure i wanna do that

[errant bronze]

It's not cheesing

At least if he's talking about what I'm thinking of

Regardless

[old vapor]

what are you thinking of

[errant bronze]

Getting super credits is easy

[errant bronze]

Setting to 1-3 and just running around the map getting credits and shit

[old vapor]

no yeah thats what i did

i got really lucky

[earnest tree]

thats what i do just because i cant beat anything higher difficulty lol

[old vapor]

by getting a 100 credit drop a few times

[errant bronze]

The accumulate really fast if you don't spend them on the super store which admittedly is very tempting

[earnest tree]

i didnt know they had a use besides super store so i spent them all on super store

[old vapor]

i wasted like 400 today getting drip

[errant bronze]

We could play together later/tomorrow technically because I need sleep

[earnest tree]

how much do premium war bonds cost

[errant bronze]

I got a surplus of that much lmao

[earnest tree]

that would be nice perhaps

[errant bronze]

They cost 1K per and you can get like 600 in a couple hours solo

Rates go up with divers, naturally

[old vapor]

this is honestly the worst chest piece in the whole game

but my god does it look drippy

[errant bronze]

Servo assisted is so good though

[old vapor]

it is

but i think stun grenades explode before it reaches something really far

[errant bronze]

I mean

I mainly run servo assisted if I wanna throw strategems a shit load further

And impact nades also synergize well

[old vapor]

oh it works for strategems too

i thought it was just for grenades

[errant bronze]

Lmao

Yeah anything that can be thrown goes further

I think it includes explosive barrels

[old vapor]

im sticking with it

it looks good

better than the other one i had which just had more grenades

[errant bronze]

The first premium warbond has an orange cape that goes with it perfectly too

2nd page I think

[old vapor]

i think thats the one i got

[errant bronze]

Doesn't look like it

Not in the screenshot at least

[old vapor]

which one

[errant bronze]

Not in that screenshot

[old vapor]

got it

[errant bronze]

Works well enough but not the one I was talking about personally

Lemme find the name

Cloak of Posterity's Gratitude

[old vapor]

Oh is that in the first premium pass

[errant bronze]

Yes

[old vapor]

ok yeah i don't got that

[errant bronze]

Like I said

[old vapor]

i skipped that one and went straight for the second

[errant bronze]

It's really worthwhile

Especially with the buffs to the Dominator and the Incendiary Breaker

Along with having the perfection that is the senator

[old vapor]

i want a good shotgun

i heard they nerfed the slugger

[errant bronze]

Yep

[old vapor]

breaker was already nerfed

punisher is too slow for me

[errant bronze]

I mean

[old vapor]

breaker is still good

[errant bronze]

All the shotguns are useable

[old vapor]

for automatons its not that great

id rather use the scythe

[errant bronze]

Best one is arguably the punisher plasma but I feel that's more an energy based grenade launcher

Incendiary Breaker is really good on bugs

[old vapor]

bugs is fun but im sick of chargers and titans

[errant bronze]

Real

[old vapor]

automatons are just manageable even though theres like 8 different ones

for bugs its just chargers and titans that are hard while everything else is just annoying or just hard to deal with if its swarms

[errant bronze]

Automatons have had a major kick up in intensity on 9

[old vapor]

i don't trust quickplay for 9

[errant bronze]

A hulk in every patrol

[old vapor]

i'll go 7-8

[errant bronze]

Two in every cluster of dropships

Along with a tank

And 20ish devastators

[old vapor]

oh they added the new stratagem

the laser thing that can take down dropships

[errant bronze]

Quasar Canon?

Yeah that thing's really strong

There are other good options for bots too

[old vapor]

it seems good to have someone run it

[errant bronze]

Like autocanon

Anti material rifle is solid too

[old vapor]

autocannon is the best

everything besides hulks is easy to kill

and tanks

[errant bronze]

Quasar is far and away my favorite support weapon currently

[old vapor]

its really hard to actually get to the back and shoot the energy packs

its unlimited ammo right

[errant bronze]

You two shot the eye with autocanon

[errant bronze]

Yes, it's heat based

[old vapor]

if only i could aim

[errant bronze]

It's effectively an EAT you can use every 20ish seconds

[errant bronze]

Especially with the new fire damage buff

Gotta be mid dive when you get clipped by it now

If you wanna live

[old vapor]

I will always run 500 kmg bomb

[errant bronze]

I've actually been running 500 with 380 lately

It's pretty solid

380 levels everything

500 fills the gaps in heavy bombardment

[old vapor]

I mean the upgrade to keep like 2 of them is nice

[errant bronze]

Indeed

[old vapor]

Is there a upgrade for 3

Or is 2 the max

[errant bronze]

2 is the max for now

[old vapor]

Besides that I just got auto cannon, laser, and rail gun

[errant bronze]

Solid

[old vapor]

Stun grenades are good enough for me

I want that grenade pistol though

[errant bronze]

Definitely

[rare hare]

bugs need hugs, not grenades

[grave verge]

https://tenor.com/view/edgeworth-ayo-wtf-skullfiremoyai-gif-26062811

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-gif-4346763060910186953

[rare hare]

i unno what you are trying to say

[grave verge]

This broadcast goes democratic
Feel free to spread liberty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJLgAX85CbM

[earnest tree]

thats all you need to see when you have DEMOCRACY and EXPLOSIONS

[rare hare]

well no one said anything about my profile pic so that was wasted energy

[grave verge]

Bait used to be believeable compound.

[rare hare]

i thought it was funny

[errant bronze]

@earnest tree When do you want to start?

[earnest tree]

maybe like later in the day

idk what time it is for you or how late you're willing to stay up for democracy

[errant bronze]

It's 9 am rn

[earnest tree]

ah

its 8 am for me

if you're free maybe more at like 6 pm (your time) that would work

[errant bronze]

Sounds good

[errant bronze]

Bit late but did you want to get started?

[earnest tree]

gonna be honest i completely forgot so its all good

yeah im down to start rn

[errant bronze]

Cool, wanna VC?

We can use Player Room 2

[earnest tree]

not right now

[errant bronze]

Alright

[earnest tree]

maybe if we do this more in the future ill be able to

btw

452608352 steam friend code

oh wait its cross platform anyways

[errant bronze]

Yeah

And we're already friends

[earnest tree]

OH

YOU'RE AXALU

HOW DID I NOT NOTICE

[errant bronze]

[earnest tree]

the helldiver names mess me up so bad

[errant bronze]

Did you think a new mod just appeared out of nowhere whilst I ceased to exist?

[earnest tree]

nope i just didnt really think

comes with the territory of leo main

[errant bronze]

Lmao

[earnest tree]

i love coming back and getting all the war medals

for absolutely zero work

where we droppin

we can go wherever you want, i dont really mind

[errant bronze]

Tibit must be liberated

[earnest tree]

funny screenshot

[real birch]

My grandfather when I try to show him something while he’s playing Russian roulette

[errant bronze]

380 roulette fr

[grave verge]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-fact-gif-11449156611535422032

[errant bronze]

Automaton walkers are menacing as hell

Ran into two on an operation back-to-back

[errant bronze]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1bxdles/since_finding_out_the_automaton_language_has_been/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

[errant bronze]

Tibit was liberated within a day

You love to see it

[onyx lodge]

All we need is durgen and we’ll be done with the clankers

[ornate pasture]

Does anyone play Helldivers 1?

[errant bronze]

I have it

But I must fight on Durgen

[obtuse hare]

I'm starting to get the hang of the dominator

[errant bronze]

It's good

[obtuse hare]

It's classified as an AR but it's best played as a DMR

Trick is to not constantly try and aim, but to flick

[tall bough]

The bots are Swedish?

[errant bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-gif-25269231

[obtuse hare]

Durgen is getting rolled rn

[obtuse hare]

Super Earth's Moral Reinforcement really did the trick

Holy hell

84%

And 17h left

With 225k divers

[grave verge]

@errant bronze

[errant bronze]

Real

[errant bronze]

We've done it

https://fxtwitter.com/helldivers2/status/1777058473311625238

[obtuse hare]

the gunships are actually a pain in the ass

especially when your mates don't take them as a priority

i sure am glad we dismantled the socialist automatons

they will definitely never resurface with a new threat or something

[errant bronze]

Definitely

[old vapor]

wait

we actually did it

[errant bronze]

Yeah

The universe is saved from the Automaton menace

[real birch]

Damn

I never got to play against them

Damn busy schedule

[errant bronze]

I thought we ran a few missions on bot planets

[old vapor]

they're better than bugs

[real birch]

We never got around to it sadly

[errant bronze]

Damn

[errant bronze]

True

[real birch]

Its aight. Im sure some sorta twist will bring em back at some point

[old vapor]

both are hard but automans are fun hard since its not just waiting to get stratagems to kill titans and chargers

[errant bronze]

Thankfully we have the Quasar that solved that issue on the bug side

[stone shard]

true

[errant bronze]

I've ran into that extract bug before

Where you can't enter it

When the timer ran out and the ship left it teleported me outside extract

[tough epoch]

i just kiled me and the team

[grave verge]

"Can't have the game wiki (helldivers.wiki.gg) be out of date. "

[errant bronze]

True

[grave verge]

Guys I got lost

[errant bronze]

How did you fucking get there John

And what needs to be liberated

[grave verge]

I don't fucking know, I don't aim the hellpods,
What I do know, is that loop da loop needs to be liberated from the alien menace !

[errant bronze]

Aliens?

[grave verge]

Anything that doesn't sing a federational super earth anthem on the approach of a helldivers is an democracy hating alien and needs to be freed from its hatred

[errant bronze]

True

[rare hare]

Why are people talking about a bot extinction

[stone shard]

We wiped out the bots from the map. They have no more planets

[rare hare]

I hope the game DM spawns in super bots now

[stone shard]

Same

[obtuse hare]

Watch them drop Adam Smasher and V1

[errant bronze]

Doesn't matter what the bots try I'll eradicate them regardless

[real birch]

I just need them back so I can shoot some damn clankers in the name of democracy

[grave verge]

Common valliant helldiver W

[real birch]

Yooooo

[obtuse hare]

Today was the day i learned the Dominator pierces

We should make April 7th a national Holiday

I still think the Laser Cannon is plenty fun ngl

[errant bronze]

@austere spoke

[austere spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/helldiver-helldivers-2-gif-1471368634578542573

[stone shard]

[errant bronze]

Another diver for the cause

[grave verge]

The game for no apparent reason:

average-hellmire-extraction

[obtuse hare]

Me looking at the fire tornadoes fully blocking off the seismic probe objective

(I hate Hellmire)

[obtuse hare]

THE BOTS ARE BACK FELLAS

I REPEAT

THE BOTS ARE BACK

And they got Cyberstan

[onyx lodge]

Motherfuckers

Time to spill some oil

[grave verge]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-2-sweet-liberty-no-noo-gif-4994381524762768101

[errant bronze]

Real

[grave verge]

The Automatons don’t stand a chance.

scp lookin ass

[errant bronze]

I think this would be funnier if he was already entering a strategem code

[grave verge]

Democracy's most managed service technican.

Eclipses are visible on planetary maps

[errant bronze]

That's sick actually

[grave verge]

yeah

[errant bronze]

Just like me

[grave verge]

May the most democratic citizens survive.

[errant bronze]

How could the fire tornadoes do this

[obtuse hare]

Ax, the light medic armor is back in

Mashallah 🙏

[stone shard]

I've never seen more tanks in my life than in the new protect high value assets mission

[errant bronze]

Oh boy

Borked spawn rates returned

How many did you end up with?

[obtuse hare]

I had 7 at once on 8

[errant bronze]

Welcome back launch personnel extract, I guess

[obtuse hare]

New mission type is fun tho, can't even lie

The doors you get don't do shit

But hey, Bloons Tower Defense in as a coop shooter

https://tenor.com/view/bloons-monkey-ninja-kiwi-bloons-tower-defense6-btd-gif-18355981

[errant bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/nft-gif-23800269

[obtuse hare]

This fleet is apparently "10 times larger" than the previous force 💀

[errant bronze]

Amazing

[obtuse hare]

I sure can't wait for double decker tanks

With both Shredder turrets and the big boom

[errant bronze]

Real

[obtuse hare]

You gonna help spill the restocked oil today?

[errant bronze]

Dunno

[obtuse hare]

Understandable

I just heard a new TV intermission "Scepticism is Treason and treason.... is bad"

The pause in-between killed me

[errant bronze]

He had to pass the quick time event

[obtuse hare]

What would've happened if he failed it?

[errant bronze]

Death

[obtuse hare]

If they give us melee weapons I want a QTE for a blade struggle with a Berserker

[errant bronze]

Would be cool

[obtuse hare]

Like how Leon defended himself against a chainsaw with his pocket knife

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil4remake-parry-knife-chainsaw-leon-s-kennedy-gif-27081355

[stone shard]

I am fully converted to grenade launcher+supply pack for bot missions, it works absolute wonders. Also lol https://streamable.com/h44yf1

[obtuse hare]

I started enjoying the Anti Material rifle again

One shooting Devastators has me like

It pairs really well with the Dominator

[stone shard]

that's fair

[errant bronze]

Amazing

[real birch]

Automatons are back?!

[real birch]

HELL YEAHHHHH

TIME TO BLOW SOME CLANKERS OUT OF SUPER EARTH’S DAMN EMPIRE

[obtuse hare]

They said they made Civ extract easier

For WHO us or the Automatons

Cause what are you supposed to do against 800 Hulks

[real birch]

Blow them to hell and back obviously

[obtuse hare]

I try

But them cunts just keep coming

[errant bronze]

It's so much easier what are you talking about

It's actually completable on 9

[obtuse hare]

Apparently Joel hates me then, cause there were 4 Hulks dropped in one Ship

Either the mates I had were just eating sand

Or I just had a bad run

[old vapor]

They lied to us but that’s good since it means we can still fight them

[obtuse hare]

Are you claiming the Ministry of TRUTH lied to us??

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-ltg-tie-him-up-gif-11927923657429006938

Democracy officers, execute his family

[tough epoch]

https://youtu.be/6VChofV3d0E?si=iOEecuq5z74DrIKZ

[rare hare]

if someone is caught watching AI generated hentai is that proof its a automatron in disguise

[tall bough]

https://tenor.com/view/sol-guilty-gear-gif-10201506

[errant bronze]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/xo0VaxnfKr

[grave verge]

New quatermaster shipping is in boys !

[stone shard]

We're eating good

So many samples though

[obtuse hare]

They gave us a damn module that increases fire damage even further

Flamethrower eating good

Got a 125% damage increase in the last month

[grave verge]

Btw the first upgrade doesn't work

[errant bronze]

Now this is democratic

[obtuse hare]

It does?

Or at least it does with the supply pack

Also, grinding Super Credits is a pain

[stone shard]

the adjudicator sucks so bad

0 damage

[grave verge]

Does not work, no caviats, shit will not resupply your rocket launcher backpack/machinegun/railgun fully

[obtuse hare]

You just don't believe in democracy hard enough as for them to work

[errant bronze]

Did the HE barrages really need another spread reduction though?

Did the eagle airstrike really need another bomb?

Absolutely

[obtuse hare]

More effective freedom

[grave verge]

No idea what another bomb means tbh

[obtuse hare]

I think it literally just add 1 bomb or blast to the barrage

[obtuse hare]

80 more super credits

Almost done

[obtuse hare]

Literal Big Iron

[obtuse hare]

The Eruptor is fire

Only downside it has is the fact you can't use it at close range

[grave verge]

"For my future squads wondering why I can't input my stratagems correctly: "

[old vapor]

i forgot to grind for super credits

[obtuse hare]

I had to today

Was done in a democratic 5h

[languid moss]

THAT THANG

[grave verge]

Super earth behaviour

[errant bronze]

Real

[obtuse hare]

I just noticed

Cyberstan is populated, right?

[errant bronze]

Yeah

[obtuse hare]

What if we get urban environments to fight in

[errant bronze]

By the Cyborgs

We should

The news shows full cities

[obtuse hare]

No I meant like citizens, cause we did see cities in the news report

Cyberstan is gonna be Space Stalingrad if we get urban battlegrounds