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and I'm not going backward to change them
Time to resolve the skill issue with a skill solution
where the hell did the summoning stakes go though
what the fuck
I'm not seeing it empty
I4m not seeing them at all
o.o
ornstein and smough,with wings,and one of them as a big fucking shield for some reason
If I catch the one who thought this was a good idea


The seethe is real
I hate everything about this fights

been 4 or 5 times where I'm a few hits left from finishing it
the salt is rising
The choke master
already been an hours in that room
they ded
finally
it's about time I actually go and look for an eso weapon for this build though

it's esoterism
did they have a differnet name in enlgish ?
the stat for the dragon spell
arc for arcane
I already know for some reason we got vigor and vitality swapped
vitality being for hp
you know
the thing that makes sense.
nevermind I forgot eldenring only has vigor but it's still valid fro previous games though
hu,thought it was jsut in bloodborne
but hten why did they bother,arcane is a french word too
hmm.
games' french translation quality do vary quite a fucking lot from game to game

that's wht surprised me lmao
p5r is the first persona in french,and MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
best play it in english text.
nintendo games usually have good VFs I've noticed
there's some even weirder stuff in mangas though,where it's either very well translated...or completely missing a lot of stuff
welp time to get shitfaceb by a draconic sentinel now

they're not always bad
they're mostly...missing characterisation.
Hades had a very good translation if memory serves me well
they change entire sentence to fit french cus they think we can't fucking understand pop culture reference of another culture,or accept that we won't know it all ...and yet,they keep the overly polite stuff that just doesn't work in french
it's fucking weird
I haven't played hades

I remember one specific line where a kid was saying something... and they made him say "naguère"

yeah that's how kids talk suuuuuuuuure
ah there it is summoning stakes

wich isn't even used by old people
translators tryin gto prove they know words
it's fucking ridiculous
if I catch the one who made the french translation for the light novel of tensura I'm skinning him alive
"apétition"
...
for gluttony (glouttonie)

for some reason though,the manga version DID NOT HAVE THAT SHIT TRANSLATION.
i legit never heard that word in my life

I think the worst part is how they're making everything so polite
why
everybody loves cursing and swear words
Translations are weird
In ME1 they added a looooooooooot of cursing for one character in Polish edition
Why?
me neither,and I4ve read lots of books,even very old books...
Because publishers thought it'd sell way better then to teenagers

"add some fucks everywhre"
they keep forgetting japanese is a very formal language.and they don't understand that it doesn't translate well.
draconic sentinel dead first try woohoo
dragon bite is amazing
yeah, but then... There's the new JoJo french dub which just released a few months ago

it's so fucking vulgar, love it
I'm going nowhere near that thing,the crunchyroll subs are infuriating enough
no, it's amazing
they called jolyne's santd stone ocean...
you know
when we can fuckin hear the english they use
the stand names in subs pisses me off to no end
it's like the old jojo OVA with Polnareff's "messieurs vous me gonflez, je vais aux chiottes"

same tone
so that's fucking hard
Godslayer Greatsword built nice
I HAVE SLAIN THE FUCKERS
and hten some
can't wait to get pissed at that fucker close to the tree in a bit


and then,the sewers
why would you go down there
there's only pain
yes
and lobsters
there's worse than lobster down there
which enemy ?
crap I almost when exploring into leyndell without spendin gmy runes
those zoïdberg wannabes are teh worst

Omens
I'd rather take two of these than the zoïdbergs lol
bruh there are omens everywhere
and no space to fight them
I'd rather take lobsters than them in there
yes it's already why I didn't go ther ein my first run
and yes I will run around like a headless chicken when I do go in there
in fact
I'll run around headless chicken in lot of leyndell as well
Sprinting through really do be the play for Lleyndel
And Raya
yes
and getting caught by one ennemy that rapidfire flaming bolt,dying isntantly,is absolutely fair

I jus thad the time to see him and died,dang
who
and died trying to run to grab my 20 000 runes
the guys with rapiers
for some reason this one one shot me
Fire Giant really out here getting Skill Issued
hu hu
...man,the roofs sure are something
speedran thoguh the scary part
woohoo
i mean,one of the scary parts
got me to the door shortcut opened in a minute
now I can die to a crucible knight again
Someone made a really good Kratos cosplay in ER
that for some reason can't get backstabbed,depsite me being behind him sneaking around with that fucker unaware
...I'm getting salty with some weird shit here
shit I've already found my way to the sewers
argh
I think I shall add the Godskin Stitcher to my arsenal
nevermind that was the tiny path through sewers not the real sewers
What the hell, I found an illusory wall in a Catacomb
Welp, I got on to do PvP, and ended up just getting Deathroot instead
||The Erdtree is going to make me a Pyromaniac||
Which of these two do you think would make a better PfP?
I think the second one
second one yeah
Yeah, this looks pretty good
This game is so good
Finally finished acquiring the drip
I have found my way thorugh the sewers
on my way to the flame
...I am dying to get there.


How r u tako
I am collecting Talis to test with my build
Right now I am between Poise Tali and Stam Regen Tali
I4ve been through the freakin leyndell sewers
everything hurts
this place is a freakin labyrinth too
The sewers are awful
I have come to a realization
In Elden Ring's opening cutscene
You see the Tarnished inside the Erdtree
It's the scene where the grace touches the Tarnished, you can make out the platform, and the way the "door," opens directly mimics the Erdtree
Why not just watch the cutscene yourself
brainpain
wich cuscene you're talking baout precisely,the one when starting a save ?
Yeah, it's the one directly after you make a new character
yeah,no he's not inside the erdtree
he's jsut wherver the hell he died after being exiled from the landbetween
like the others
cause you know.
they were CAST OUT of the lands between.
can't be in the erdtree,makes no sense
and even after rawatching it rightnow...i don't see it.at all
teh real question is more
who the hell manage to put good old Hoara Loux (or however the fuck it's writen in the state he's depicted in that cutscene
or did his own army gang up on him after bieng cast out or something
Probably Placidusax, or something like that
he's stuck to a tree with tiny normal size spears through him
taht doesn't sound like what dragon do

It could also be that that's a depiction of him being cast out from The Lands Between
Also
nah they're all shown the moment the grace return to them,jsut like the tarnished,youc an see the tiny gold close to them
feels like the only one alive at that time was Fia
wich is saying something since she's literraly in bed with a deadman

It should be noted that while Hoarah Loux was the first Tarnished, not all Tarnished were cast out of The Lands Between
something about the tarnished not seeing the grace anymore
No, that's something else
that can be counted this way as well
after all,Rogier doesn't get back up after diying from deathroot again...oh wait,he does,that fight...
I don't remember all churches stuff though
It's at the Third Church of Marika
"Very well. In Marika's own words. My Lord, and thy warriors. I divest each of thee of thy grace.
With thine eyes dimmed, ye will be driven from the Lands Between. Ye will wage war in a land afar, where ye will live, and die."
Tako that is literally when Hoarah Loux was made the first Tarnished
now,wether it is meant to be taken as she's talking about every tarnished in general or jsut oarah loux and his men,that's something else.
a lot of those dialogues aren't meant literally,but more as religious stuff of the golden order.
wich means it's vague if it's jsut to him and his army or just talking about every tarnished.
does it mention somewhere else that tarnished were only made at that point
or do they call tarnished those who lost sight of grace after the shattering as well
...game's as clear as always for that stuff
also
" with thine eyes dimmed,you will be driven away from the lands between" that can be take as meaning every tarnished is driven away when losing their grace.
it's right there.
ppretty sure that was mentionned before the game even comes out,now that I think about it...

Tarnished are defined as people without the Erdtree's Grace, which I believe is supposed to be denotated by a "Spark," within the eyes of the world's denizens
it was me forgetting stuff
Tarnished were people Marika herself took the grace away from,after all.that part I had forgotten.
one of the church thingies also said the grace will be returned once they're dead
||pretty sure she gives it back once she's shattered the ring ato be precise||
Harissa
Axalu
How've the Colos been treating you?
Surprisingly good, altho i'm mostly just trolling with stupid builds like the rosus axe and the explosive flask, the crucible spells, the aeonian flower and stuff like that
I'm quite surprised by the build diversity I see
Cool, I'm actually working on optimizing the build I wanna use
The Godslayer one ?
Colorblind Flame Bonk
Especially since it has a follow up
Pretty Based
Delete half the screen, and then delete the other half of the screen
seems like half of the ashes of war in a nutshell

I love how broken everything is

6 players FFA is by far my favorite mode, non-stop madness, even if you lose you get to play
Is there a way to do that with friends?
Also
Which Colosseum is that at, I can't seem to access it
You can setup passwords, so I'd wager yes
The Limgrave one, that's the only one I unlocked (I'm a lazy fuck )
Me either
I usually do it from the Hold's statue
Lleyndel is 1v1s all the way, and while it's fun I'd like to spice it up every now and then
I get frustrated very quickly in 1V1s, so thank god FFA exists
Have you tried the Ashes pokemon battles ?
No
I guess it's mostly mimics and tiches
Should I swap the name of this thread from Soulsborne to From Software?
once again my genius goes unrecognized
Now we can talk about Armored Core here





we from fans are eatin good
<< It's time >>
Second tried Radahn at RL 44 for that sweet sweet rune
Imagine they made a fighting game with Elden Ring bosses
Also
If anyone actually had the balls to do it, anyone in the roundtable hold could've become Elden Lord
I do not remember my way around Caelid Divine Tower
Okay I remember it now
Had to first try the Apostle
Bro was keeping me from my One True Mentor
My Guiding Blackflame
Cool

solrry for your loss,hide the body
Welp

I shall enjoy elden ring in your stead then
that said
if the ps5 could stop trying to install the ps4 version of elden ring because of the disk everytime the disk is in
even when there's no space for it
that'd be fucking great
No since there’s not enough space to fit the game I gotta ask my bro to see if he’s willing to delete any games
The obvious one I got rid of is Gear since he doesn’t play that at all
But idk about anything else
All in all looks like the dream is still dead
For now at least
good luck with that
Man
It's kinda crazy how even after almost 300 hours, I'm still having new experiences with Elden Ring
it's fucking huge map
and the usual variety in gameplay
but more cus we got a huge variety of spells this time

I gotta find the track for when ||Melina is burning the Erdtree||
Nah, I was just gonna listen to the OST on Spotify
I think the current build I'm cooking might genuinely be the strongest build I've made
PSA to lower your brightness
miyazaki's on his way to somehow add poison swamps to ac6
They were effectively in older AC games, so you can count on it
"careful, the combat area is filled with a corrosive liquid that can damage your ac"
So anyways
If you want to make your game look better at minimal cost to performance
claw was good but bite is gooder.
Turn down your brightness
Just look at this
It runs perfectly fine on my PC, but the effect is drastic
I don't think I've had times where I need to trun the brightness yet
No like
then again I'm playing with my screen right beside a fucking window
I don't have to either
and I still haven't gone to get curtains
I could just pump the graphics
But turning down the brightness make game pretty 
there's so much light in my room from the lack of curtains that it's the same right now
:')
yeah yeah
I've jsut been very lazy about buying curtains
I moved in in end of march I believe
stil no curtains

Buy them as a Christmas gift for yourself then 
I jsut got a freakin electric guitar and stuff right at the end of november
and a lot of books last month
point is I4ve already gave myself a hell of an early chirtsmas gift

also I'm only going into a shop once this week until the end of the month,hopefully
it's going to get crazy with chrismas and new year coming
gonna stock up on food and hide away
Based
yeah nice try michael zaki, I still ain't going to the Mountaintop of the giants

Foiled again
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHERE ARE THE NEW BOSSES
WHERE IS THE DLC
PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEE
IVE BECOME ADDICTED TO OVER-AGGRESSIVE BOSSES LIKE GODFREY MALIKETH AND RADAGON
Ranni's rune was jsut turned into that centiped half same with godwyn's my theory now
and without that I don't see a reason for dlc
No, that's the rune of death, it's something entirely different
unless it gives us a back to tje past before "that place" was sent flying
destined death is a different rune
We already do that in game, kinda

Yes, but the Rune of Death is also something different
and again,it's just an idea
cus it feels weird to have 2 major runes just
disapear
it also works with how Ranni is supposed to have cast away her great rune or something
I need to get her quest done again to check stuff
prolly misremembering some parts
and her quest is the best pzrt of the game anyway
I am a lore sponge
that first run was all kind of painful
My MGC run has made ER easy retroactively
Indeed
oh gods
first run in demon's souls on ps3
Bought it on a whim unknowingly
got halfway through it somehow
went into ff14 afterward and didn't finish it
My first From game was DS2:SotFS
only went really into souls later with ds3
and I still haven't finished demon's souls remake or the original either even to this day
I played it on a fucking tablet with a keyboard attachment
Barely getting 60 FPS
That's more than what people who played it day one git then
it's smooth now that it's ouf of ps3 and 360 but man
I saw what happens in ds1 ps3 in that poison swamp down there
boy
60 fps ? more lile 15 if you're lucky
you looked down ? bam,5 fps
as in,down from the wooden scafolding where you could see the spider nest and stuff
Yeah
too much stuff you could see
I know about Blighttown
laghell for those poor old systems
yeah I keep forgrtting words
I should play ds1 again
but I'm already playing too many games at once
My pet theory is that her rune are the weird lines on the moon
it kinda looks like a rune
What the hell are you talking about, Harissa
I don't see any lines when I look at the moon, Harissa
looks like i wasn't the only one

Schizophrenic type beat
I CAN'T I'M NOT KOS, OR AS SOME SAY KOSM
That's not even the craziest conclusion I've arrived to
fOR example
I'm 110% sure Radagon is Marika's mimic

i know rigt
someone's reaching
shocking

Some might even consider it daring
nah I saw post on r/eldenring about it early on
and everyone shot it down too

sure you were
wait what
whatever helps you sleep at night


we shot the moon,harissa
R E D D I T
ikr
Elden Ring was nice :)
do you guys think Gideon is a child of Godfrey
I remeber finding that chest because people were crying about the terribke chest without saying what it was jsut where it was
surely it can't be that bad.sounds fun,let's check


and then the other one leading to that golem in leyndell
except shit was bugged and you couldn't teleport away after resting at the grace
no cjoice but to try and kill that golem severely underlvled

rip
okay guys
whil we're at it
i think
i think godrick and godfrey are related
Whoa
they both have an axe
i'm just



Real


you can't fool me
keep you chubby ass fire giant wannabe
...
wait
imagine throwing this dude in the forge
instead of melina

Would be hype
surprised,you've destroyed the world fatser than 3fingers ending
maybe don't throw the avatar if thr flame outer god into the fucking flame

look at what you've done
it's all on fire now


a weapon to surpass metal gear
but also
...doesn't that mean there's a spike up the jester's bu-

anyway there's the dlc leak
boss to kill to get in
YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT OH YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT THEREFORE YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT OH YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT
hell yeah
I can't wait for Armored Core VI
L
Indeed
you know
they made fia's panties in game then thought it was too much
and removed the access to the item
really
they removed fia's panties.
Yes

Yes
where
zullie's resting
I threw them in the wood chipper
What the hell
no that's dumb
...2/3 of the playthrough like a normal person.
well yeah
I was fighting Morgott and noticed I was dying to stuff I wasn't dying too before
So I googled it
Found out
And got rid of that shit
cringe
I
learned about it from reddit.
it was still in the shitposting period of r/eldenring afterall
I miss the last great hollowing
I learned about it with the Ssethzeentach video
it was fun

the what
who

thehell's that some inca name

I missed April fools.
This is not satire.
This is real life.
Send Sseth Shekels: https://www.paypal.me/SsethTzeentachGB
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not his best vid, but still good
No, it's actually a really funny video
I mean,it's almost midnight
dude is hilarious
look at the moon
That Gif goes hard
moo
Ew
that's just drunk bl1idd not a furry

y'all read the manga?
Can't find it anywhere

I'm a bit behind now but yes
and by a bit I mean I've read 3 or 4 chapters
bruh.
there's a website with the first two chapters, and the two more recent ones
it gets updated with the new ones
it's fun but I don't care much about it
melina is better in the manga
which
isn't hard

she has actual dialogues in it
HE?
even ranni sleeping most of the game feels like she spends more time in game
shhhhhhhhh
Then watch this, Tako
been a few days where I can't fucking sleep when I try too anyway
ranni's ending is the canon one in my heart
ending up feeling mroe awake once everytjing's tirned off again
It's the best ending ethics wise
ah yes ethics, yup thaaaaat's def why i'm choosing this one
Look if someone offers you a sword while marrying her sje's obviously the one.

embed fail laugh
comedic effect wasted
FUCK YOU TENOR
skill issue
damn
ghost implication killed chat
anyway, back to unhinged theorycrafting
the best part about the totally crazy and non-credible theory that radagon is a mimic
is that all the players who relied on the mimic tear to win are basically dooming their character to the same fate as maeika
with their mimic eventually turning against them in the future
that's all for tonight's unhinged theorycrafting
join us tomorrow to uncover the secret relationship between godfrey and hoara loux

I thought you were about to say we have a tree to burn

it is pretty good
almost as much as the accord one.
with melina splapping a honda accord

screw vaati
i make my own lore, with maidens and claymores !

Accidental music sync, you love to hear it
Also, which do y'all think would be more useful, 50 Vig with 30 Att or 60 Vig with 20 ATT?
Understandable
Have any of you been so in sync with you Mimic?
I am trying to solo Malenia without Mimic, and it is rough going
I don't remember how many hours it took the first time,and I did NOT beat her alone
However the amount that she heals of stray hits is making shit way rougher than it should be

I think I shall have to resort to pots for Waterfowl

You can stop Waterfowl Dance by hitting Malenia with a Frost Pot

good luck, took me a good 30 tries to finally beat her alone
thank god for boiled crabs
I hate that fight
her agression is just way too random, sometimes the game just decides "nah fuck you" and she does 10 attacks in a row
and other times she barely attacks you, it feels so inconsistent
and iirc the frost pot tip only works once per try, after the first pot she builds additional frost resist and it takes multiple pots to freeze her
That is still at least 1 less Waterfolw I have to deal with per fight
yeah,right.30 tries.right.that's
taht's not many tries for her
at all

let's just say it's for the best I don't know how many attempt it took me to beat her
shoutouts to worn and destroyed armors
gotta be one of my favorite genders
that one is pretty poggers too
Especially with the Godslayer Greatsword
truee
I actually found that the Commoner's Circlet helmet meshes really well with it for a sorta kingly vibe

each try felt like it lasted forever tho
Oh yeah
she has no right getting them thicc hp bars
Malenia attempts take forever
that's the worst part
Indeed
SHOUTOUT TO THE MARIONETTE ARMOR IN ER
GOTTA BE MY FAV SET IN THE WHOLE FRANCHISE
I am going to farm all the armor in ER


oh no
One of the sets of all time

You love to see it
I have enough INT to wield moonblade now
But do you have the INT to fire the Kamehameha?
I'm working an INT/FAI build rn, and I just hit the ability to create storms
Meteor storms, that is
I am on the run from every major superpower, please help me
The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra playing The First Hunter of Bloodborne in the Royal Albert Hall for PlayStation in concert. 30/05/2018
Yeah that was incredible
Also this one
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LzdhTGaWzec
Bloodborne - Suite
Composer: Ryan Amon
Performed live by the Swedish Radio Symphony Orchestra
Vocals: Sabina Zweiacker
Conductor: Charles Hazlewood
Orchestral Arrangement: Andreas Hedlund
SCORE: Orchestral Game Music
Produced by Orvar Säfström
http://scoreconcert.com/
圧倒的な世界観で世界中のプレイヤーを魅了し続ける『ELDEN RING(エルデンリング)』。
その広大かつ多彩なフィールド、探索へいざなう巨大なダンジョン、そこで出会うエネミーやNPC、そして武器防具――。
徹底的にこだわりぬかれたアートワークの数々が、狭間の地での記憶を呼び起こす。
ファン必見の公式画集が2冊同時発売!
●『ELDEN RING OFFICIAL ART BOOK Volume Ⅰ』の購入はコチラ
https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/4047336017/?tag=dengekionline-22
●『ELDEN RING OFFICIAL ART BOOK Volume Ⅱ』の購入はコチラ
https://www.amazon.co.jp/...

I don't need it
I don't need it
I DON4T NEED IT
Based

beautiful
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