Yeah, they want Nibelsnarf back
#Monster Hunter
heady goblet
icy stump
Nibel is funny tho
autumn ibex
dodogama is peak.
I hope that big doofus returns.
heady goblet
dodogama is peak.
I hope that big doofus returns.
autumn ibex
I'm not insane.
At least, not on this topic, I don't think.
on a bunch of others, hell yeah, but not this.
heady goblet
analog osprey
Pov: Vaal Hazak
icy stump
Vaal hazak is hilarious fight balance wise
He either hits you with effluvium and makes you shit yo self
Or you bring effluvium res and he free as hell
autumn ibex
azure fox
I fucking hate vaal hazak
I think effluvian is a garbage mechanic that deserves to die
analog osprey
I fucking hate vaal hazak
I fucking love vaal hazak
night ledge
no fatalis before wilds for me
azure fox
Garbage mechanic
icy stump
I think effluvian is a garbage mechanic that deserves to die
This MFer didn't get dem effluvium decos!
You can turn dat shit off!
azure fox
This MFer didn't get dem effluvium decos!
No because if I have to weaken my build in order to not lose 2/3rd of my health in one hit I would rather not fight it
God the fucking blackveil was so much worse bc of the body spores n shit
icy stump
Honestly the convenience of not having to deal with that is so good it beats out the loss dps
Also it's like, 3 lvl 1 slots, it's not that bad surely
azure fox
I’m picky, I don’t like changing my shit around like that
Especially since like no other monster forces my to change my decos to go around its dogshit design
icy stump
I mean yeah
And genuinely you usually don't have to
I kind of respect vaal for actually rewarding prep
As opposed to most modern monsters which you can run through
night ledge
But he's so cool
azure fox
You don’t, you’ll just have to deal with the fact that the attacks will do damage and downsize your healthbar, which when cleansed doesn’t restore the lost health so you effectively take double damage
icy stump
My one gripe is blackveil replaced standard in MR
That design change was stupid as fuck having variants replace base versions
icy stump
You don’t, you’ll just have to deal with the fact that the attacks will do damag...
Yeah but with effluvium resist that just gets turned off entirely
Imagine all that time you can save from not needing to eat a nullberry into mega potion
analog osprey
Yeah but with effluvium resist that just gets turned off entirely
Tbf, taking away the whole gimmick the monster is based on kinda sucks as well
I never fought Vaal with res
azure fox
Yeah but with effluvium resist that just gets turned off entirely
Yeah but that fucking sucks
“Didn’t fix your build for one monster? Eat shit take double damage now”
icy stump
I mean but that basically lets you roll through a lot of his shit iirc cause you can run into him without fear of getting procced
azure fox
Doesn’t help that the fight also just is fucking boring
Giant aoe attacks, body emitted spores, basically guaranteed effluvium
icy stump
Iirc most of his attacks are moreso designed to proc that than to actually do damage
night ledge
Blackveil was much worse imo. Normal was pretty borning but the effluvium at least made getting hit kinda scary
Hes better than lunastra
azure fox
Just a horrible design imo compared to the fun elders in that game
icy stump
God lunastra SUCKS MASSIVE DICK
But duck
Toasters chronically have small dicks, that's why they hate everything!
heady goblet
But duck
Toasters chronically have small dicks, that's why they hate everything!
I think we should actually just put you down at this point ngl
icy stump
I think we should actually just put you down at this point ngl
I mean it explains why they're consistently assholes
Napoleon complex
night ledge
But duck
Toasters chronically have small dicks, that's why they hate everything!
I've heard they grow three sizes if you put them in water though
icy stump
"World's fun elders"
Looks inside the fun elders box
It's only nergi and safi/xeno
Hell even safi is a stretch cause of the raid mechanics
But the fights still fundamentally good
azure fox
I like fighting Velkhana
rare knot
They got rid of 5 of chatacabras polygons
azure fox
Oh and Namielle they deserve to be recognized they’re peak af
icy stump
Velkana is fine
Not bad
But I'm not like "holy shit peak"
azure fox
Tho their fight is more annoying
night ledge
I like fighting Velkhana
Better in world than in rise 
icy stump
Oh and Namielle they deserve to be recognized they’re peak af
I forgot that was even in the damn game I'm ngl
Fun idea
azure fox
Better in world than in rise <:NagoNod:937458032139436032>
Wouldn’t know, didn’t play rise
azure fox
I forgot that was even in the damn game I'm ngl
Exactly
azure fox
Respect Namielle they’re so cool
icy stump
Just there
icy stump
Better in world than in rise <:NagoNod:937458032139436032>
I actually agree
And I'm mad nergi wasn't picked instead
Berserker dragon vs knight dragon would go so fucking hard
I mean at least frostcraft is still goated
icy stump
I should play rise tbh I wanna fight malzeno
True!
That and Primalz is imo one of the best designed final boss monsters in the series
azure fox
Malzeno is so fucking cool he’s actually my number 1
Where’s that one tweet
I can’t find it
But it was basically “what’s a great character stuck in a garbage anime”
I’m joking but I love malz so much but I know I’m most likely never touching rise again
desert geyser
Yeah it pretty much was. Probably due to optimization. Still really odd they didn't use an optimized version for the last beta
rare knot
Please bro I just want a freedom unite port bro please y'all ported it to fuckin iPhone you can port it to switch please I beg you Capcom
icy stump
Well that's mainline team
I need portable team to Make GU2 to show everyone what the fuck is good
desert geyser
Or port gu to steam so I will no longer have an excuse to use Nintendo Online
icy stump
GU2 with styles and extra styles sound so fucking cool
desert geyser
Gu2 does sound pretty cool ngl
icy stump
Especially if they go back through and remake old maps
I mean hell
They got the jungle and the flooded forest
desert geyser
Frfr, give me heaven's mount again
icy stump
And both of those felt good, gimmie more revamped maps by them
icy stump
Frfr, give me heaven's mount again
This honestly would be goated cause then you could really see how vertical the map is
rare knot
Especially if they go back through and remake old maps
MH 1 and Dos maps remade in the style of rise
desert geyser
MH 1 and Dos maps remade in the style of rise
Honestly this
icy stump
That'd be so cool
desert geyser
Man I'm so excited for wilds
rare knot
I still prefer classic loading screens, but rise maps are very close and far more likely
The verticality was insane. I hope they never stop using the wirebug
icy stump
Rise maps feel like the better evolution of the load screen
rare knot
I dunno if I agree with that, but I do love them
desert geyser
I love the classic loading screens. It just feels so nostalgic
rare knot
To me, it feels like the fulfillment of what world promised and (imo) didn't do a good job at
icy stump
Cause like world was open, but you had to run from arena to arena
You trade a 1 sec load screen for a 5-10 second run
Rise cut down the area interims greatly
The maps are generally condensed
rare knot
Yeah. Rise maps are far more compact horizontally, but that verticality adds so much more
icy stump
And you can cut across and shit
rare knot
World maps feel bad to play imo
Idk why the layout just gets confusing and tedious to me
desert geyser
I wanted to get through iceborne and world before wilds
But those cutscenes just killed the pacing
icy stump
Idk why the layout just gets confusing and tedious to me
They're designed like old maps, but with no load zones
It gets confusing when you cant see exactly what path leads where
desert geyser
Thank god they are skipable in wilds
icy stump
If there's a sit and listen to NPCs monologue scene and it's unskippable imma lose it
rare knot
It gets confusing when you cant see exactly what path leads where
And the early maps that I played felt the same all the way around. In classic maps you could tell where you were just by looking around cuz the areas are so distinct
World maps feels like the same area copy pasted several times to my eyes
rare knot
If there's a sit and listen to NPCs monologue scene and it's unskippable imma lo...
Oh yeah there's tons of that in wilds allegedly
According to the reviews
icy stump
Oh yeah there's tons of that in wilds allegedly
I'm gonna lose it
rare knot
Lots of "ride on seikret and listen to NPCs"
desert geyser
I hope wilds has cutscenes similar to 4u cutscenes. Those were the best ones
They weren't too long, and each one was a banger
rare knot
4U has my fav story, because it's so simple and non intrusive
icy stump
Mainline team when they see I don't wanna listen to their dogshit plot (I'm here to hunt):
rare knot
Feels like a classic jrpg
desert geyser
4u was the only mh story I was interested in
rare knot
Though I still vasty prefer MH stories that are literally just "there's this big monster fucking with us. Kill it plz ty"
rare knot
The magalas in 4U were handled perfectly
desert geyser
The best MH plots are shown through gameplay
I mean, 4u kinda does it through both
Short but awesome cutscene that transitions into the fight
rare knot
The best way to get you to want to kill a monster in mh is to plop it in front of you and have it kick your ass, and then not let you kill it till later
icy stump
4U doesn't grab you and say "heres 10 minutes of unskippable dialogue"
rare knot
You're gonna want that fucker DEAD when you finally get that hunt
desert geyser
Also, what 2 weapons are y'all going to main?
icy stump
GS and GS
desert geyser
I'm thinking gunlance and HH
icy stump
I hope there's a seikret skill that passively sharpens the sheathed weapon
desert geyser
That would be nice
I hope seikrets have better skills than palamutes, cause right now I like palamutes a whole lot more
icy stump
Imma just swap swords instead of sharpening lmao
If they make me take 2 different weapon types (lame) I'll prolly grab hammer
Or really whatever I'm in the mood for
desert geyser
My plan is to play as the tank/damage dealer with gunlance with the skill that draws the monsters attention towards you. Then use HH to apply buffs to everyone else.
icy stump
The real best part of the 2 weapon system is I can always have my problem solver in the back pocket in case me trying a new weapon sucks
desert geyser
True!
icy stump
Although imma admit
The way the armor vs weapon skills dichotomy sounds kinda concerns me
I mean I haven't played it
But this reeks of mainline trying to solve a non problem (hunters breaking the game over their knee)
desert geyser
Idk about that, but I heard that the skill deco system is back to world's way of doing it. And everyone hated that
icy stump
Like I stg IB was balanced the way it was explicitly to stifle speedrunners and shit
But in the end they just figured out other ways to break the game and everyone else has the slower hunts for no good reason
icy stump
Idk about that, but I heard that the skill deco system is back to world's way of...
I really hope this doesn't become a trend of Mainline team just not giving a fuck and them keep doing the same annoying shit repeatedly
I get the whole "make what you wanna make and not be swayed by every person"
But to change a system to be worse than literally every other preexisting version of the system (as admitted to even by a dev of the game itself), only to turn around and say "nah, everyone else is wrong" is hilarious cognitive dissonance
Same thing with the cutscenes and all the restrictions on multiplayer
desert geyser
Do you know if they separated story from hub quests, or is it integrated like world?
icy stump
All in all I'm still excited don't get me wrong
But I'm also concerned that mainline team is heading in a not so great direction
desert geyser
I really hope it's not integrated
icy stump
Do you know if they separated story from hub quests, or is it integrated like wo...
Integrated and with the same bullshit cutscene crap
desert geyser
Fuck
icy stump
But the main story is all allegedly relegated to low rank
desert geyser
At least they are skippable
icy stump
So HR you can just kinda go off and hoont
desert geyser
Ok well I guess that's better
icy stump
Gonna be real annoying in MR tho
desert geyser
Honestly, as long as the cutscene is only in the beginning, I'm fine with it
Cause that means everyone can join
icy stump
Well it's in the beginning of the quest and everyone has to see the cutscene
So if
Hypothetically
You were to play through with a friend
You both gotta see the cutscene, then one of you gotta quit out and go joking the friends quest
It's counterintuitive to multiplayer
My plan is to blitz the game myself so if a friend gets it I can just wait to join their story quests after
desert geyser
No no, I'm talking about like how rise did it
icy stump
Oh no yeah that's the best
It's great
You can all skip if you don't care
But they're each like a min at most
It's perfect
desert geyser
But from what you said, sounds like what I said isn't the case which is disappointing
icy stump
The ultimate system
icy stump
But from what you said, sounds like what I said isn't the case which is disappoi...
Nah we are back to the midster Hunter world system
desert geyser
Yeah if it extends over a minute, it shouldn't be a cutscene. Maybe if it extends by a few seconds cause of an awesome clash between monsters, then it's fine
icy stump
God the more I look back at world the less I like it it's weird
desert geyser
I mean after playing through world, I definitely see all the complaints
icy stump
I kinda wanna replay it on PC to see if all my gripes are real or if I'm just tweaking
desert geyser
So hearing how there are people that are elitist about how world is so much better kinda baffles me
icy stump
But there's just so much to that game which is just poorly designed
icy stump
So hearing how there are people that are elitist about how world is so much bett...
Exactly!
Like it's prolly a lot of people who started there
And I get it
desert geyser
I kinda wanna replay it on PC to see if all my gripes are real or if I'm just tw...
Cutscenes, and the skip cutscene mod is outdated
desert geyser
Oh definitely not a bad game for sure
icy stump
Hell id prolly pick it over most other non MH games
But compared to other MH games they have so many decisions that make the game less fun
And I think that's the main crux of it
The devs chose to make it less fun and more restrictive
And that is the ultimate tragedy of world
desert geyser
Well considering you'll have to do a lot of grinding for the decos you want, I just won't bother with them and only go for mixed/full armor sets
icy stump
I just hope wilds avoids that fate
desert geyser
I just hope wilds avoids that fate
Same here
I think wilds will definitely be better, but I also see that concern
icy stump
Well considering you'll have to do a lot of grinding for the decos you want, I j...
Right?!? Like a tailisman never was the crux of your set really, even in old games, but with the new skill system even less so
Decos are so much more important
desert geyser
Maybe they wanted to try a different take on it then how it was in world. It might actually be good this time (copium)
icy stump
And to limit that to RNG is asinine
Like a good tailisman lets you sneak in a extra skill or two maybe
You need like, 5-15 ish good decos at least to make a set work generally
It's absurd
desert geyser
Behold, my decos... Random bullshit go!
Jump attack lvl1 is going to carry me. You laugh now, but just you wait!
I just hope utility decos won't be locked behind that rng
Crit boost, weakness exploit, attack up, sure whatever
But I'd like my artillery expert and guard up
Oh no... If they make guard up an rng deco
But yeah, other than that I hope seltas queen gets in
And also gogmazios in the inevitable post game
desert geyser
I'm sure it will be
I mean if I could have a shit ton of fun with the polygons, and it has been optimized heavily, then I have good hopes
You think there'll be good HH songs?
I remember seeing one song in rise give everyone sharpness. It would be really cool if we got that again
analog osprey
https://fxtwitter.com/monsterhunter/status/1895095352845357473
Ok so who will be the first Arch tempered
Arkveld?
icy stump
so is that other thing
dire bison
I love when streamers get early access to games
icy stump
Except when they spoil the final boss on YT thumbnails
Going on YT the next few days gonna be a minefield
wide oyster
<:MaySad:909908482990428200> no fatalis before wilds for me
you still have time
icy stump
Go get that thing
icy stump
you can kill fatalis over 20 times between now
Ok now solo bloodbath G5
icy stump
How many of them you reckon could fit in there
sharp cedar
miles better than alatreon
icy stump
I agree, but at the same time I think I was genuinely so burned out on the world I really didn't give a shit when fatty was added
sharp cedar
How many of them you reckon could fit in there
atleast 1
icy stump
Bloodbath G5 was evil cause it was two of those fuckers in the old lava arena (ingle isle) at the same time
And the second shows up when the first is like half dead
If you forget smoke bombs God help you
sharp cedar
https://fxtwitter.com/monsterhunter/status/1895095352845357473
can't wait for arc-tempered, frenzied, elder dragon monsters
hushed kelp
Did we know this
It was revealed in the past few days along with frenzied monsters, they showed off tempered Rathian in a recent livestream
sharp cedar
all these things are in the game so this can be a possiblity
icy stump
Elder dragons notably can't be frenzied
hushed kelp
Advanced frenzy
sharp cedar
actually did they say what monsters are elder dragons in wilds yet or no
hushed kelp
Didn't reveal any
hushed kelp
Shaggy is probably gonna be in
icy stump
Id imagine whatever the final boss is is a elder
sharp cedar
Val Hazzak first elder dragon in wilds baby
icy stump
They aren't based enough to pull a portable team and make the final boss a bug
hushed kelp
I'm betting there's gonna be Teostra and Daora along with either Chameleos or some new not Vaal Hazak
icy stump
I'm betting there's gonna be Teostra and Daora along with either Chameleos or so...
Chameleos erasure is bullshit
hushed kelp
It is
icy stump
Cut toaster he's a ass
hushed kelp
Replace Teostra with Akantor
sharp cedar
im thinking its gonna be nergigante
icy stump
Possibly whale?
sharp cedar
unironically
icy stump
Replace Teostra with Akantor
Based as FUCK
Akantor my goat
He eats gravios
He's simply the best bar none
My favorite comically large Flying wyvern
hushed kelp
im thinking its gonna be nergigante
Hunters want one thing and it's disgusting
icy stump
Nergigante is cool cause he's an honest to God knuckleduster, knockout drag-out fight.
In a world (heh) of most monsters using some elemental bullshit, this guy rolls up and says "nah, run Deez hands"
Cool as fuck
toxic brook
dire bison
Make some art to distract yourself
wheat nova
1. More. Day
toxic brook
dire bison
Was meant for rogue
He has to distract himself cuz his main is about to flip burgers next season
Poor guy
icy stump
Mood
night ledge
you still have time
Nah I'm going to magic tonight
Why I'm throwing in the towel at 9am
icy stump
You play any of the older games?
If so honestly fatalis's fight isn't that much different from earlier games
He's just more aggressive, and has variants of "insta kill breathe"
Oh also a DPS check to break the horn to prevent all his attacks from becoming instakill breath tier
Y'all reckon if I look up 'MH wilds final boss" if some jackass spoiled it in a yt thumbnail?
desert geyser
Yes
heady goblet
Dipshit9987 definitely spoiled it already
icy stump
I looked up MH wilds and the closest I got was someone posting a shorts thumbnail with a monster render for a supposed leaked returning monster
I don't really trust leaks tho since the whole oroshi Kirin thing
hushed kelp
Ah, this reminds me of being in high school and watching videos about a game I wanted to get and couldn't, basically vicariously watching other people play what I wish I could
hushed kelp
Fun Times 
heady goblet
I'm tempted to look up what akrvelds GS looks like
I'm willing to be it'll be a larger version of the LS
icy stump
Me sideeying it over the rath armor
(mainline team keeps picking the worse version of the set/the Gen 1/2 version)
heady goblet
Yet another mainline L
hushed kelp
OH MY GOD I LOOKED UP THE FINAL BOSS
ITS ||yo mama||
Space Plesioth
icy stump
Orbital hip check
heady goblet
Space Plesioth
Finally, the hitboxes would be accurate
hushed kelp
When you fade slash half a pixel too short
sharp cedar
i just wanna make a seikrat look like a razor pc
sharp cedar
who's going to be up tonight
probably after work
dire bison
Since I'm not looking to buy the game I should prob avoid discord but I might join VC to shoot the shit if you guys stream it
icy stump
Was scrolling on my YT mainpage and got spoiled on what I'm guessing is the final boss is, thumbnail and everything
I fucking hate the internet
night ledge
Nice
icy stump
I wanna go back to the video and cuss the guy out
night ledge
I got spoiled because of a monster theme name
rare knot
I got spoiled because some dude left me in the fridge to defrost but forgot about me for a week
night ledge
Eat around it
rare knot
That's how you get botulism
night ledge
That's how you get botulism
Nuh uh we call it penicillin
icy stump
Im gonna try and pretend I didn't see it and empty it of my mind
I barely looked at it it's good
heady goblet
I have been avoiding YouTube for the past 48 hours because I don't want to get spoiled, I will continue this practice
heady goblet
rare knot
God himself spoiled me by granting a divine prophecy of what the G Rank expansion looks like
night ledge
rare knot
Clutch claw is back
sharp cedar
this is gonna be my last monster hunter world hunt cause i got work
heady goblet
Clutch claw is back
hushed kelp
The internet fuckin' sucks
icy stump
Clutch claw is back
I'm going to kill you
hushed kelp
Nah, just agreeing with you
rare knot
The final g rank boss is called Killga Murderdeath and is a flying Hermitaur that makes you dodge nukes to the beat of vocaloid tracks
icy stump
Oh
rare knot
Also SNS gets oils again
night ledge
The final g rank boss is called Killga Murderdeath and is a flying Hermitaur tha...
I see yoko taro consulted this time
icy stump
If I see that shit in my feed again I'm cussing the fucko out
rare knot
I'm surprised you could make anything out thru the brown breaking bad filter over the entire game
And that it wasn't a origami mess
Sorry I'm still dooming about wilds
heady goblet
If I see that shit in my feed again I'm cussing the fucko out
Why are you going to the site where the spoilers are Unga
heady goblet
You can't filter the feed to Pokemon?
icy stump
You can do that?!?
heady goblet
Yeah
This stuff
Find the tag that read Pokemon, tap it, and it'll filter out everything except pokemon videos
icy stump
Wow!
I was scrolling and couldn't find it again
Maybe it wasn't real and I just hallucinated the video up
I can barely remember what I even saw
It's prolly not real
heady goblet
rare knot
The more you think about it the more you're gonna remember 
icy stump
I mean surely if I saw it id remeber the name or the color of the thing
rare knot
Just don't think
heady goblet
True
icy stump
It's clearly non existent
heady goblet
Wilds has no final boss
Just like launch Rise fr
icy stump
I simply gaslit myself into seeing a video with the "alleged" final bosses theme because I really wanna play and really don't wanna be at my current job
rare knot
Just like launch Rise fr
Did base rise really not have a big final monster?
heady goblet
Nope
rare knot
That's nuts
icy stump
Just like launch Rise fr
I mean portable team at least had to deal with covid, I could see mainline just doing that out of being weird
rare knot
Actually, now that I think about it, did base generations have a final boss?
heady goblet
Yes
icy stump
Did base rise really not have a big final monster?
No narwa was there at base
Allmother wasn't till valstrax tho
heady goblet
No
rare knot
My mind is blanking lmao Ive only ever played gu
icy stump
Narkarlos was in base gen
rare knot
OHHHHHH
heady goblet
Valstrax was the flagship for GU
rare knot
that's stupid wtf. I hate nakarkos
heady goblet
Alongside Bloodbath Diablos
rare knot
I woulda been mad if I played base gen and it ended there
rare knot
Valstrax was the flagship for GU
Yeah I thought so, my mind was just blanking lmao
Now I know why. Fuckin nakarkos
heady goblet
I dunno, I think Nakarkos is cool
rare knot
On paper he's cool, but I hate his fight
How smoothly it goes feels like it's based heavily on your weapon and style, moreso than other monsters
icy stump
I fight him with alch LS
rare knot
Maybe I just suck at his hunt, but I fought him like 20 times for radiant mucus and never want to fight him again
rare knot
I fight him with alch LS
I fought him aerial hammer and valor GS. Aerial hammer was pretty easy even solo. Valor GS felt like I needed to be carried
Oh and bow. Bow is to Nakarkos what rock is to scissors.
icy stump
Valor GS troubles on nark?!?
Crazy
That shit goes smooth as fuck for me
You generally wanna aim for the base of the tentacles, then the face after you pop one down to remove the smog
eternal gale
im poor, anyone wanna rise
rare knot
im poor, anyone wanna rise
I'll prolly be on later tonight lmao
icy stump
i love you zinogre
Da puppy : )
icy stump
My irl friend who gaslights me all the time has trained me well in gaslighting evidently
I had a fit of madness induced by boredom which caused me to see something which didn't exist
That's clearly it
desert geyser
Was scrolling on my YT mainpage and got spoiled on what I'm guessing is the fina...
I knew it
Also don't go to public lobbies
My friend got spoiled by someone in a public lobby
night ledge
dire bison
do you guys think they added that wound mechanic into wilds so that insect glaive users can pretend they do damage now?
wide oyster
IG does a good amount of damage
dire bison
heady goblet
It's like, a top 5 melee weapon on the ground
dire bison
are you saying IG does good damage cuz switch axe loses to it?
heady goblet
Lmao
wide oyster
it just isn't bad
dire bison
i unno being in the top 10 out of 14 isnt really impressive
dire bison
i feel im getting trolled
wide oyster
anything better than swaxe is broken
dire bison
if you were to line up all the weapons and ask me the lowest damage i wouldnt have switch axe as one of the worse
also range weapons arent real weapons so im not counting them
wide oyster
tbh
it doesn't really matter anyways
unless the weapon is truly awful
most weapons do about the same amount of damage
rare knot
It's more shocking to me that hammer is so low
Only slightly better times than IG. But you never see anyone bullying hammer players
dire bison
its so low cuz the hammer users keep missing the monsters
rare knot
Great sword users:
dire bison
great sword users dont miss cuz of bad depth perception
rare knot
also range weapons arent real weapons so im not counting them
not real weapons
top of TA charts
been in the series longer than half of the current weapons
not real weapons
dire bison
true
rare knot
great sword users dont miss cuz of bad depth perception
Great sword users will miss if the wind is a bit chillier than normal bruh
Most GS users are better at cutting the fuckin grass than tails 
hushed kelp
Compound trolling to hide from the spoilers
rare knot
rare knot
sharp cedar
close steam
wheat nova
RAHHHHHHH
azure fox
neon pecan
https://tenor.com/view/taskmanager-task-manager-acrobat-adobe-acrobat-update-gif...
Literally won't work
toxic brook
A real wingman
dire bison
i cant believe they gave them voices
neon pecan
After 3 hours I finally managed to install the damn game
dire bison
now you can start the 15 hour tutorial
dire bison
if this is what i think it is we were just talking about this in VC today and all games should do this so downloads arent stupid high
toxic brook
dire bison
toxic brook
The gang's all here
dire bison
is that the blowjob boys?
toxic brook
is that the blowjob boys?
It's the big bang brothers
icy stump
The game keeps crashing whenever I try to launch it
How the fuck can my computer run the dog ass beta but not the full fucking game
toxic brook
How the fuck can my computer run the dog ass beta but not the full fucking game
A severe disagreement in your graphical drivers, you should check those
icy stump
I looked at all that everything is up to date
Gonna run through all this later
I tried doing the crash report deletion thing and I think that worked almost, but I deleted too much
So now I gotta redownload everything
Anyone else here have issues with AMD Stuff?
As in like the games bugging on AMD hardware
From what I can tell that's the general crux of the issue here
rare knot
Godddd rip PC homies man
icy stump
So uh
Got mad about the game not working really so I decide to check rathaloses set to see how good it is this go around
And uh
I made some interesting discoveries
Not gonna elaborate further
Ill just say
I WANT TO PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
GODDAMN IT
WHY IS THIS GAME SIMULTANEOUSLY SO ASS YET SO COOL
If I can't get this to work tonight im gonna lose my shit
heady goblet
Yeah
icy stump
The game keeps crashing whenever I try to launch it
This is about as well as it's going Doc
wheat nova
my PC crashed twice while changing settings
icy stump
I'm genuinely on the verge of crashing out
icy stump
I'm genuinely on the verge of crashing out
JUST LIKE THE FUCKING GAME HOLY SHIIIIII
night ledge
Yall having fun?
Very fun. Beating a dead horse, but the optimization needs work. Really inconsistent frames for me in weather
wheat nova
downloading the nvidia experience to see if it can resolve the issue
craggy dust
Very fun. Beating a dead horse, but the optimization needs work. Really inconsis...
Nasty
I was told launch version at least was a genuine improvement but it seems yall still having problems
heady goblet
It is an improvement
night ledge
The weather actually seems worse
green plank
im having fun and basically no problems at all
heady goblet
I haven't hit the intense weather portion yet, but I haven't dropped below 60 at any point so far
night ledge
Idk why but it was fine with rey dau in beta but now even basic mobs + sandstorm are chunking my frames to 45~
green plank
I haven't hit the intense weather portion yet, but I haven't dropped below 60 at...
yeah i havent dropped under 45fps once on my 3060 with medium graphics (some things set to high though)
night ledge
could you send me your settings? I also have a 3060
green plank
or hmm i havent looked at my fps much im just assuming the lowest was 45 fps, i dont have an eye for frame rate anything above 40 and it just feels the same
green plank
<:AnjiNotes:928370774090330163> could you send me your settings? I also have a 3...
how do i do that, screenshots?
night ledge
Yeah that works for me
green plank
im also gonna fiddle with my setting a bit i wanna raise some stuff but ill send the settings before i raise
night ledge
Ty ty
green plank
anyway how far have y'all come so far?
(||i just met the black flame||)
been playing nearly nonstop since it released 6 this morning
i should take things slower, try more weapons besides just sns, etc
but im just enjoying the story a fuckton
night ledge
Played till 3 and ||killed the water guy||
green plank
wilds somehow made me actually feel like trying bowgun, im so fucking bad at using them!!!
icy stump
I should probably avoid this channel for a hot minute I'm getting mad at how little progress I've made
green plank
any bowgun players here? whats the secret
night ledge
Shoot
green plank
I should probably avoid this channel for a hot minute I'm getting mad at how lit...
oh no how dare you enjoy games at your own pace grrr
monster hunter games are best taken slow imo
i would take things slower if i had any self restraint at all
icy stump
oh no how dare you enjoy games at your own pace grrr
...
The game literally isn't working for me
night ledge
⏩ get me to that endgame farming
icy stump
That's my main problem
green plank
...
The game literally isn't working for me
ah fuck
night ledge
What's your cpu and gpu?
icy stump
I'm just getting annoyed cause people are having all this fun but I'm like LEMME IIIIIIN
night ledge
And have you tried launching from files not from steam?
icy stump
What's your cpu and gpu?
Idk off the cuff, but like AMD 5600 smth
icy stump
And have you tried launching from files not from steam?
I've been launching from the desktop shortcut
Problem is I can't test anything rn cause I'm at the last day of my current job
night ledge
Yeah try launching from the install location
night ledge
Yep
icy stump
I have a whole list imma try
icy stump
https://youtu.be/Clb8eMJwKhU?feature=shared
Dis one
green plank
hope you manage to fix it
icy stump
I really wanna play it
But I'm also really annoyed mainline team would release a game in this state
wheat nova
Celebrating Monster Hunter launch with this
rare knot
Rise online is weirdly empty today. I wonder why
I feel like there's something I'm missing
icy stump
Hmmm
rare knot
any bowgun players here? whats the secret
Point and shoot, usually
rare knot
I should probably avoid this channel for a hot minute I'm getting mad at how lit...
If you wanna take a break and play rise or gu, I'm down bro
That's what I'll be doing all day
Pisses me off that the PC port is so unoptimized. The console versions ain't much better, but at least they run
icy stump
If you wanna take a break and play rise or gu, I'm down bro
I'm at work is the thing
I'm sitting at my last day here and all I'm thinking about is going home and trying to Get wilds to run
night ledge
Bruh I'm with you
Fridays are supposed to be light and I've had 6 dipshits call me about their scanner not working
icy stump
And I wanna beat wilds this weekend so I can go into my new job completely satiated and not tweaking out thinking about MH
rare knot
I'm sitting at my last day here and all I'm thinking about is going home and try...
Fuckin hell that's the wooooorst
icy stump
They gotta do my exit interview and I just hope to God they do it soon
hushed kelp
Glad I wasn't buying day one
Hopefully it starts running well before the first title update
icy stump
He hungy
sharp cedar
damn this sword is sick looking
icy stump
damn this sword is sick looking
I need it
heady goblet
Brokie
icy stump
damn this sword is sick looking
If you get to arkveld lemme see that sword
green plank
join :-)
green plank
If you get to arkveld lemme see that sword
i think im getting near to arkveld gear ill post the GS when i get it
rare knot
Brokie
Same honestly
Playing thru sunbreak rn, working on my sns
Why is Tali melding in rise so dogshit? Takes a billion monster materials and all you get it a handful of talis with 1 level of evade extender or some random shit lmao
icy stump
Why is Tali melding in rise so dogshit? Takes a billion monster materials and a...
Do the special assignments/TU mons
You get better melding methods there
You can get shit like maxed EW, a lvl of razor sharp, and 3 2 slots
icy stump
Mr3 or Smth?
Ye melding opens up in the postgame
Id save mats from G till then
The best melding methods is unlocked after amatsu and uses postgame mats to make stupid good tailismans
You can get shit like frostcraft 3 on them bitches
golden aurora
how you going to call out your bro like that
i deserve it 😔
night ledge
no you don't beril
icy stump
Bro is such a good medium he's a large
That's what all the ladies say when I talk to em
dire bison
Capcom hates white people confirmed by this guy
night ledge
Monster hunter: woke
icy stump
Capcom hates white people confirmed by this guy
True
As a white guy the game keeps crashing Everytime I launch it so clearly this is a sign for me to not play the game cause Capcom said so
Damn woke ideology keeps crashing my game!
golden aurora
You gpu´ss not woke enouggh
icy stump
Exactly!
golden aurora
gotta ask its pronouns or smth
dire bison
As dunky said. I unno how people are calling this game woke. The tutorial put me to sleep
icy stump
AMD stands for "All Male Designed" clearly
That's why it don't fucken work with the game!
(God I wanna go home and get the damn thing to run)
eternal gale
Capcom hates white people confirmed by this guy
I guess the internet at Eglin AF base is back up
icy stump
Air force?
hushed kelp
Capcom hates white people confirmed by this guy
Surprised he didn't just spend the game looking at Gemma's tits
icy stump
Surprised he didn't just spend the game looking at Gemma's tits
Yeah what a dumbass
hushed kelp
Why be mad at things that aren't a problem when you can just do what you always do: drown your sorrows and feelings of inadequacy in the fetishized fantasies of physical intimacy
That or Gore Magala
rare knot
Goon Magala
hushed kelp
New variant introduced in wilds
rare knot
Oh got chat I just got back to lunagaron
icy stump
NO
rare knot
The guy who made me drop sunbreak last time I played
icy stump
Oh got chat I just got back to lunagaron
KICK HIS ASS
Lunagaron is a cool ass min fr fr tho
rare knot
Is he weak to ice by chance?
icy stump
Is he weak to ice by chance?
Idk
Might be on fatalis/elder dragon logic
rare knot
I'll just bring blast then
icy stump
Good idea
hushed kelp
Is he weak to ice by chance?
Fire and maybe zaps? Blast doesn't do too terribly
icy stump
Blast is general use
rare knot
Blast sns seems like a good choice lol
hushed kelp
Yeah, the neat thing about blast in rise is that since the flagship is blast the resistances for most monsters aren't too bad
rare knot
Bloodshaten sns is rad
My only other sns is ice because barioth sns looks sick as hell
Also that crit + high ice
Mmmmmm
rare knot
Yeah, the neat thing about blast in rise is that since the flagship is blast the...
Oh helllll yeah
eternal gale
Air force?
Yes, most reddit addicted city
icy stump
I see
eternal gale
These posters that seem insane and not real have serious probability of being either American or Wagner bots
rare knot
I wish we didn't have to take the "anti woke" crowd seriously
They are such a joke but they cause real problems
hushed kelp
I mean they never deserve to be taken seriously, but the fact they manufacture shit to be mad about and often force people to talk about, it's an endless grinding game no one enjoys
Like WoW
rare knot
Except you have to fight against it when the fuckin US government is now screaming about it
These people have more power than they ever have, both in video game communities and outside of them
sharp cedar
rey dau is so cool
eternal gale
These people have more power than they ever have, both in video game communities...
The world is fucked and all we can do is love the people who matter and minecraft pvp the world's bastards
Minecraft PVP is not a euphemism
hushed kelp
I did my fair share of arguing with brain rot trolls, honestly best at this point imo is to get the dangerous out of your communities and set up to protect those communities, reaching out to those you can
hushed kelp
rey dau is so cool
Rey Dau is the atom wide pinnacle of an obsidian peak
rare knot
I did my fair share of arguing with brain rot trolls, honestly best at this poin...
True
And what asshole said
Asshole time guy
Why do y'all pick usernames like this
sharp cedar
like i think this is the best monster in wilds
eternal gale
Why do y'all pick usernames like this <:SOLKEKW:917214151217131530>
I wanted to join the BAF but played Axl. Better than Comrade Rogers
sharp cedar
the rey dau armor is beautiful
icy stump
I will have a job no longer!
The boss said I can leave whenever!
I'm gonna finish this then dip!
golden aurora
Mischief is further than me
he was already further than you, you still have to fight fatalis
night ledge
i defend your wise spending habits and this is how you repay me
hushed kelp
https://tenor.com/view/stantwt-chained-up-chained-gif-67266779391248431
Unga method acting for the Arkveld armor
rare knot
Lunagaron is easy as hell when you aren't playing gunlance, I guess
He feels like valstrax except there's no explosions, he can't fly, and his hitboxes aren't fucked up
golden aurora
<:MayPopcorn:916816377258602576> i defend your wise spending habits and this is ...
i apologize, misschieff mind controlled me
golden aurora
when i get a better pc ill help you with fatalis, trust
golden aurora
golden aurora
⬇️ ↘️ ➡️ ⬇️ ↘️ ➡️ 🇭 🇵
wide oyster
when i get a better pc ill help you with fatalis, trust
simply install a OHKO mod and one-tap fatalis
I've seen someone do that in a lobby I was in
lol
hushed kelp
Mild spoilers, but apparently ||kutku and Gypseros|| are high rank only
night ledge
golden aurora
he do be working
wide oyster
nice
sharp cedar
so i fought two apex predators
i can't get anything though yet
besides armor
all the cool weapons are further away
i got quick draw 3 though
hushed kelp
Which weapon type you running?
sharp cedar
i got it through armor cause i haven't gotten decorations yet
also the nerscylla fight is awesome
icy stump
I GET TO FIX THE GAME I BOUGHT FOR 70 FUCKING DOLLARS NOW YAY
hushed kelp
Ungaveld unchained
hushed kelp
I've always believed in you, and continue to do so
Just wait for that day 1/day 2 patch, trust dont trust
icy stump
Just wait for that day 1/day 2 patch, trust ~~dont trust~~
The day 1 already happened
icy stump
Second attempt at undownloadimg and redownloading
sharp cedar
@icy stump
its the nerscylla gw
but its sleep so im a little sad by that
its gonna be a great layered weapon skin
icy stump
<@434849685409234944>
Its as beautiful as I remember
icy stump
That stat line?
Not so much
I remember when that sum bitch had 40% affinity and poison
acoustic walrusBOT
https://x.com/kirekirenaaai/status/1895291322246013157
rare knot
https://fxtwitter.com/kirekirenaaai/status/1895291322246013157
Of course he's a longsword user
sharp cedar
That stat line?
Not so much
icy stump
My ass is still waiting for the game to download
sharp cedar
rare knot
The boob armor on this one is really funny to me
hushed kelp
"my eyes are down here"
sharp cedar
Is there a cape?
yeah
theres a cape
i might craft it later
but for now im sticking with the armor i got
icy stump
Up the woman armor set got the old gunner arms
rare knot
I'm glad armor is universal now, because I'd be mad if I couldn't wear armor with tit sunglass
icy stump
Pog!
rare knot
I forgot that's the G set
Geez Nuts
green plank
||EBODY ODOGARON?!?!?!? HIII ODOGARON||
monster spoler
hushed kelp
||EBODY ODOGARON?!?!?!? HIII ODOGARON||
monster spoler
||I spoiled myself on basically all the monsters, wild how they got it back into this game huh?||
knotty ledge
||EBODY ODOGARON?!?!?!? HIII ODOGARON||
monster spoler
Oh shit what
Can you spoil me. When does this happen ?
sharp cedar
I didn’t even realize cause of how thicc the charge blade is
nah thats the greatsword but everything is kind of giant
3/4 apex predators
one more
knotty ledge
nah thats the greatsword but everything is kind of giant
Oh I meant when I was playing. Completely missed the cape because CB was too WIDE
sharp cedar
@icy stump i know this is a bit of a spoiler
but do you want to see the black flame gw
cause its really fucking cool
green plank
Can you spoil me. When does this happen ?
||In 5th area, ruins of wyveria, third guardian you meet, chapter 3, HR 6||
icy stump
Gimmie
Gimmie
Gimmie
GIMMIE
GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE
I WANT IT
GIMMIE
WHY CAPCOM
WHY DO YOU DENY ME ACCESS?!?
sharp cedar
its got fire effects too
green plank
dont all fire element weapons get that effect though
icy stump
They do on hit
I did it
The game got past the boot loop crash
Now I just hope to fuck the game doesn't run like ass
analog osprey
||Who in their right mind designed the Artian weapons||
icy stump
I had to:
-run as admin
-disable fullscreen optimization
-run in compatibility mode for windows 8
I just need 30
Just gimmie 30 please
icy stump
||Who in their right mind designed the Artian weapons||
I wanna click
But also no cause I actually got the fucking game to go
rare knot
Just gimmie 30 please
Best I can do is 29
icy stump
Best I can do is 29
Fucken take it
analog osprey
Just gimmie 30 please
Damn Unga
I got done w a 21h session and you just started
icy stump
Damn Unga <:SOLKEKW:917214151217131530>
I got done w a 21h session and you just...
I HAD WORK
AND I HAD TO FIGHT THE DAMN GAME TO GET IT RUNNING
rare knot
A smooth 30 would have it running better than series s, at least 
analog osprey
My condolences
rare knot
I wonder if turning on arachnophobia mode boosts performance in the spider level
icy stump
THE FUCKEN BATTLE FOR OPTIMIZATION WAS THE GENIUNE HARDEST EXPERIENCE THOSE MAINLINE TEAM FUCKS MADE IN THE PAST 10 YEARS
AND JUST LIKE MOST OF WORLD ENDGAME IT WASNT FUN
rare knot
The real difficulty was in the PC specs all along
icy stump
FUCKING DOG ASS TEAM
PUT THE PORTABLE TEAM IN CHARGE THOSE GUYS DONT SUCK DICK TO GET THAT AAA BULLSHIT STAMP OF "good game"
THEY JUST MAKE ACTUAL GOOD FUCKING GAMES
This game better be good enough to warrant all this BULLSHIT I had to go through to get it going
How long the opening and how insufferable is it?
If I don't have a weapon in hand and a monster dead within half a hour I'm going to lose it
analog osprey
This game better be good enough to warrant all this BULLSHIT I had to go through...
After playing for 21h straight
I can say
Game good 👍
icy stump
After playing for 21h straight
I can say
Game good 👍
But is it 8+ hours of tryna fight the game to get it running good?
heady goblet
If I don't have a weapon in hand and a monster dead within half a hour I'm going...
You can skip the cutscenes
icy stump
You can skip the cutscenes
THANK GOD
icy stump
I DO NOT CARE FOR THE PLOT
ILL GET THE SPARK NOTES
IS THERE ANY UNSKIPPABLE ANNOYING ASS WALKING SECTIONS?
heady goblet
Yeah
icy stump
And it's unskippable?
heady goblet
Correct
dire bison
why are you using a keyblade?
toxic brook
icy stump
Ive been sitting for the shaders to load for about half a hour
acoustic walrusBOT
https://www.reddit.com/r/MonsterHunter/s/XpSVmSXNxf
icy stump
The game environment shat itself and was flashing mad
And couldn't even handle the first cutscene
After I turned everything down to minimum
And then I had to kill the PC
Even though my performance bar was barely filled at all
I rebooted and I think(?) since I'm not running as admin it'll run better since I'm not going back to windows 8
Ooooooor not
This games fuckin dogshit optimization wise
Guess I'm playing the seizure fest
Time to see how it runs
dire bison
i just learned that to start a hunt you need to watch the cut scene first but theres some hunts that end with a cut scene and everyone views it together...so theres literally no reason to force you to watch the first one...what?
icy stump
That flickering is killing me
I gotta figure out how to get it to NOT do that
Guess I got a haggle with the game more
As far as I know it NEEDS compatibility mode to play ball
eternal gale
That flickering is killing me
turn off frame gen
icy stump
But I think going down to 7/8 causes the flicker
icy stump
turn off frame gen
I DID
icy stump
The game insta crashes unless I turn on compatibility mode for windows 8/7
But that causes flickering
dire bison
wait the games 100 dollars but you only get 1 free character slot?
eternal gale
but there is no reason a game released after win 10 came out should be run is any compatibility mode
eternal gale
wait the games 100 dollars but you only get 1 free character slot?
ive never looked at your roles, i took measure my milk first
dire bison
what does that even mean
dire bison
whats that got to do with the 100 dollar one character slot
eternal gale
exactly what is says, nothing
icy stump
Yeah
icy stump
i missed some shit i think i already got you to set up your drivers
Everything is fine
It's all up to date
It's pure software fuck up
The bar for the game for "used computer processing" is LITERALLY maybe a 1/3rd full
This is pure programming chicanery
the only way I've got the game to get past the boot screen is to boot in compatibility mode for windows 7/8
Cause otherwise it just instantly shits itself and crashes
Thank God someone on Reddit had the exact same issues as me
Anyone wanna explain this like I'm a idiot?
Namely, how to clear shaders cache?
acoustic walrusBOT
https://www.reddit.com/r/Amd/comments/512txb/shader_cache_reset_to_solve_problem...
icy stump
https://www.reddit.com/r/Amd/comments/512txb/shader_cache_reset_to_solve_problem...
Thanks
rare knot
I cannot believe I never heard that seregios is in sunbreak. Portable Team can do no wrong
My favorite pinecone
rare knot
I know of gore magala and valstrax, aside from the monsties I've already fought on my way to M4
Seregios is a very pleasant surprise though. I assumed he was eternally locked to gen 4
Also Malzeno looks sick as hell and I can't wait to fight him
I'll be mad if gammoth is in the game tho. I hate the elephant
icy stump
I know of gore magala and valstrax, aside from the monsties I've already fought ...
Oh he don't know
He REALLY don't know
icy stump
Anyone wanna explain this like I'm a idiot?
I've followed this closely
Now I wait HALF A HOUR to download shaders
AGAIN!!!!!
The shaders are going
I'm cooking with gasoline
Emphasis on the ass in gasoline
Cause everyone worth their salt knows propane is superior to gas for cooking
I'm also downloading the game on my laptop to see if that runs with the Nvidia in there
If that runs better than this setup because they're favoring Nvidia so hard I'm actually going to smash something
icy stump
Cause that means I didn't NEED to spend over 400 DOLLARS
I'm gonna lose my tatas
I don't think I've ever crashed out this hard over a game before in my life
toxic brook
icy stump
This game has so many questionable things to it
Why
Why is this like this
Why does mainline team have to be like this
icy stump
They really gotta take a rain check in that office