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#Monster Hunter
rare knot
Bro she is so fucked up up close 
That third pic is just actually some creepypasta shit
green plank
dont worry i made it worse somehow
heady goblet
How
green plank
oh god
heady goblet
green plank
BRUSH YOUR DAMN TEETH. FUCK
heady goblet
This makes me think of that one Xbox tweet
rare knot
She reminds me of that tomino’s hell pic
rare knot
Same vibe (spoiler cuz scary)
green plank
this is what she looks like with glowing foundation and no eyelashes. SHE IS RADIOACTIVE
she NEEDS those eyelashes
hi guys
rare knot
Two beans on a plate
heady goblet
Lmao
rare knot
I love how even with only the eyes she still looks sad
green plank
heady goblet
Yes
green plank
i should give her eyelashes and makup back
rare knot
I think so yeah
heady goblet
Yes
rare knot
Yes
icy stump
Meanwhile, my rey dau
green plank
bahsdfhsdfh
icy stump
El electrico cool ranch Dorito
green plank
the low poly bug is so funny i feel bad for everyone who gets it though 😭
the monsters are so cool lookin
rare knot
It looks like a Quake 3 gib
icy stump
the low poly bug is so funny i feel bad for everyone who gets it though 😭
It's not a bug
My computer just ain't it
green plank
i thought it was a bug with the LoD or something 😭😭😭😭😭
one thing im noticing is that like
70% of other players i see have white hair
rare knot
I’m one of them
heady goblet
70% of other players i see have white hair
It's a cool hair color
rare knot
It is
green plank
yeah griphpphitfh (i forgot how to spell it so im just putting all the letters in there
green plank
It's a cool hair color
it is!
heady goblet
I prefer a platinum blonde, but white is a good hair color
green plank
monster hunter nier automata collab when .
rare knot
yeah griphpphitfh (i forgot how to spell it so im just putting all the letters i...
Drippith
green plank
i fucking love the character creator
icy stump
Besides that one thing
That one thing
rare knot
Your honor that was Femto not Griffith
heady goblet
Which one said to begin the sacrifice?
rare knot
Griffith died in Wyndham
rare knot
Which one said to begin the sacrifice?
Uhhhhhh
My client pleads the fifth
The fifth angel
heady goblet
green plank
uulrlakil is a good vidoegame
rare knot
icy stump
Btw, got rey dau
icy stump
Even as a fuckin cool ranch Dorito
heady goblet
rare knot
I can’t wait to see he fight in G rank, whenever that happens
icy stump
What’s an offset again?
Attack that's prone to knocking monsters down if used before the monster attacks
rare knot
Ah okay 
green plank
guys we need to monster hunt together before the betaends
heady goblet
If only 
green plank
I keep almost calling it a demo but it's an open beta test
icy stump
guys we need to monster hunt together before the betaends
If I do my computer will die
rare knot
Origami monsters
hushed kelp
Talked to my roommate about how I hated how Wilds looked on the S, and they were like "why don't you just play it on the X" and my brain just kinda halted. I had been using the S cause that was the won I bought, they have an X as a gift for their son, but they never really play it outside of specific times so, yeah duh just use the X
So I'll see if giving Wilds a second shot will change my vibes enough
heady goblet
Good luck
rose bison
forgot to say but this is actually the best monster hunter beta ive played
the other ones are weird with the "pick a weapon and fight this monster" thing
icy stump
the other ones are weird with the "pick a weapon and fight this monster" thing
Origami monsters for me lol
rose bison
pc problems
hushed kelp
Don't worry y'all, they're just special deviants for the PC players!
rose bison
origami monster sounds like an awesome concept
hushed kelp
origami monster sounds like an awesome concept
I think they should take it in stride, make a monster in a TU or DLC that acts as a nod to the shoddy PC beta
I'm imagining some kind of Mantis
rose bison
ooh
rare knot
That would be sick actually
hushed kelp
Be a good excuse to bring back the origami SwAxe from Rise
rose bison
its a sick swaxe
rare knot
No don’t get me wrong, a mantis would be sick as hell
But a crane is almost synonymous with origami
rose bison
ahtal-ka
rare knot
Honestly I just want more bugs and spiders
rose bison
whats the coolest monster ever then
rare knot
I still haven’t gotten to him yet lmao
heady goblet
whats the coolest monster ever then
Rey Dau
rare knot
G rank is so ass
heady goblet
G rank is so ass
Real
hushed kelp
Rey Dau
Arkveld when it's overshadowed by it's electro-bullshit grandkid
"He's not even the flagship"
heady goblet
Well then maybe he shouldn't have had such a kickass grandkid
He ever think of that?
hushed kelp
Apparently not
rose bison
i gotta get a rey dau background for my pc
rose bison
this is my current background
i wish i knew the artist
this kinda style for rey dau would go extremely hard
heady goblet
Don't got anything like that unfortunately
You could probably crop this to be a pretty cool wallpaper
rose bison
i cant really because its already cropped to not be a good wallpaper
its not wide enough
heady goblet
Kinda
rose bison
it goes really hard
i saw that one on google too
oh this one is really cool too
its not the right resolution but holy
such a cool style
icy stump
oh this one is really cool too
Him with his mouth open reminds me of that one Simpsons episode where Homer eats a ungodly amount of doughnuts (as punishment) and asked for more
heady goblet
This would be a good PfP https://vxtwitter.com/pikminpreggedup/status/1849971078166118402?s=46
rose bison
it would be
unfortunately im making my own pfp soon
well
fortuntaely
because its also rey dau
and its gonna be sick
rose bison
oh wow
rose bison
so many good choices
heady goblet
Indeed
rose bison
im just gonna save them all and pick one based on how they look
heady goblet
You could make a slideshow
rose bison
i dont have the means or the knowledge to do that
sharp cedar
like the ground turned black and pixely and then it stopped
heady goblet
How you gonna let yourself get hit like that
hushed kelp
Tried it again, changed my expectations, it's alright. Still prefer Rise, but it has enough going for it
Also Rey Dau is so fucking cool
And I appreciate how Chatacabra continues Worlds tradition of the intro Monster's armor having speed eating
heady goblet
https://fxtwitter.com/QuirklessStoner/status/1852301109697655219
Why do I see Sadam Hussein in the bottom right hand corner
rare knot
Why do I see Sadam Hussein in the bottom right hand corner
Meme brainrot
heady goblet
green plank
rey dau is just getting bullied so hard
rare knot
Went back to GU for a bit to compare how I feel about it vs the wilds beta
And yeah I think GU is still the best 💀
heady goblet
GU is simply too goated
rare knot
Just my opinion but idk, it feels like GU just did everything right and everything since has been weird spin offs
Even tho GU is technically the weird spin off
rare knot
GU is simply too goated
So true
heady goblet
GU honestly feels like lightning in a bottle
rare knot
It does
Honestly when it was announced way back when, I hated the idea of the styles and the arts. And even up until recently I was skeptical. But now I can’t help but wonder why they haven’t come back
It feels like the perfect balance of grounded old school mh combat and crazy dumb anime shit. Like it brought in just the right amount of frontier-level stuff to satisfy me without going too overboard
heady goblet
They keep feeding us counters when all we need is Adept style shot straight into our veins
rare knot
On god
They really need to bring back valor style I think.
It’s such a perfect addition to the game, a play style that rewards skilled players with even more damage
And also just looking cool as hell
icy stump
It’s such a perfect addition to the game, a play style that rewards skilled play...
Honestly yeah
Valor styles nailed that dichotomy of being fuck busted/needing to actually be good at the game so fucking well
rare knot
Exaaactly
I think the only issue with it, is that when you get decent with it you break most the game
heady goblet
Me running up the Rajang beam after hitting the Valor sheath to crack it's skull in half
rare knot
But tbf some weapons’ valor styles are tricky as hell, so it’s kinda earned. And newer mh games make you op by default, so
icy stump
Me running up the Rajang beam after hitting the Valor sheath to crack it's skull...
Ok but
Run through the Lazer with adept and upchuck that prick into fucking oblivion
icy stump
But tbf some weapons’ valor styles are tricky as hell, so it’s kinda earned. An...
Yeah exactly
icy stump
GS loses charge at default
So you take extra time to charge up
So it's totally fair it can rip off strong charges back to back in valor mode
heady goblet
Like damn
rare knot
Adept is so cool honestly
heady goblet
The fucking flip off the the perfect dodge
rare knot
Adept GS is actually fuckin bonkers
heady goblet
Fr fr
rare knot
And adept bow
heady goblet
Adept LBG is pretty sick too
rare knot
I don’t even use adept much anymore cuz it makes the game too easy for me with some weapons
At least, too easy for my preferences
With valor I can at least pretend I’m being skillful (/s)
heady goblet
Funny you say that, cause for me that's what Valor does
Especially on the weapons I like to use Valor with
rare knot
I think we just call that “being good at the game” chief
heady goblet
I don't gotta be good to play Valor HBG
rare knot
I need to try valor sns now that I think about it. I heard it’s kinda ass, but it looks sick
rare knot
I don't gotta be good to play Valor HBG
Oh nvm
heady goblet
It spends sharpness like a mf
Genuinely
You can run Jho Cena with it and still run out of purple on Ahtal weapons
hushed kelp
Is there any way to test weapons in the beta after the story bit besides just going after the monster?
icy stump
I don't gotta be good to play Valor HBG
Idk, valor HBG with evade window skills can be turbo fun
We bobbing and weaving shit in dis bitch
heady goblet
It gives you natural Evade Window Unga
icy stump
Valor does?
heady goblet
Yeah
icy stump
Or evade window feels like it stacks with that buff at the very least
heady goblet
Someone went digging in the files and it turns out it gives you like a natural Evade Window +1.5
icy stump
Wow
It feels like it still stacks tho
Cause like with evade 2 +extender it feels like my whole roll is invincible
hushed kelp
For those curious, there is one sleep herb at the bottom of Area 10 on the map in the beta. Could not find it for the life of me, had to look it up in a video
I'm almost certain there isn't supposed to be any sleep herb in the windward plains, and they added it just as an remedy to allow plays to experience capturing
hushed kelp
Servers are bad tonight
Communication error with the recommended server, tried doing a server search, got into the armor menu and then the Xbox froze for over a minute as the game processed the fact it was crashing
*armor menu in the pop up camp
radiant vigil
God does not want me to kill rey dau it seems
Every time I tried something has prevented me 😭
The first time the game crashed and the second time it disconnected me from a party and I got killed because of the pop up
They were almost dead too
hushed kelp
The first time the game crashed and the second time it disconnected me from a pa...
I feel your pain
dire bison
do you mean really great
sharp cedar
the greatest...
green plank
the greatest sword ! ! !
icy stump
game runs like ass but greatsword honestly feels really good
Big true
Wilds greatsword is the best version of GS mainline team has made, cause focus mode let's you actually get decent mileage on of the charge combo of charge>strong>TCS
Being able to 180 shit is so monumentally huge its absurd
That's not even considering offsets or the new wound, breaking thing (forgot the name dork that, cause I barely used it)
Granted I'd have liked it if they took some inspiration from the surge slash combo, but this is a fine alternative
green plank
rey dau is a treat to hunt
maybe i should hunt it with something that isnt only bow ive only hunted it with a bow except one time i used swaxe for haf the fight
rey dau is just so scary in melee 😭
and bow can get his weakspot SO reliably
every time his head glows red i fucking GET him
bow is so fun
golden aurora
robin hood maxxing
green plank
bow + GS might be my thing for wilds, atleast when im playing solo, will probably do HH when playing with friends sometimes
icy stump
I refuse to use multiple weapons
green plank
fair enough but i adore variety
sharp cedar
That's not even considering offsets or the new wound, breaking thing (forgot the...
Focus mode or whatever
icy stump
Focus mode or whatever
Nah not focus mode the thing I focus mode
hushed kelp
Focus attack
icy stump
That's all it's called
?
I could've sworn it had a specific name
Like rend strike or something like that to trade a wound for big burst dmg
sharp cedar
It’s something like focus strike
hushed kelp
I could've sworn it had a specific name
Oh, if you're trying to remember the specific name for the GS focus attack I don't know it
icy stump
Ah alrighty then
sharp cedar
Ah alrighty then
heady goblet
There's focus strikes, clashes, and offset attacks
rare knot
How do the clashes work? I never figured out how to get one
heady goblet
You start the sequence by blocking certain attacks
heady goblet
As should be the case
rare knot
Especially when I frames feel more generous in wilds than any game before
Almost feels like dark souls rolls
acoustic walrusBOT
https://x.com/midnightboshi/status/1853089761986228336?s=46&t=MJ0dmDF1Ewr8_VRKOQ...
heady goblet
They gave us good rolls lfg
They saw literally everyone ran ew and we in Rise and realized that making rolls bad was just kinda a shitty thing to do
rare knot
Were rolls that bad in rise? Felt about the same as ever to me
But I didn’t play much world
heady goblet
They were the worst they've ever been
Roar rolls were literally frame perfect without Evade Window, when in every other game you have at least a 2 frame window of leniency to successfully perform one
I think you needed EW 3 in order to tie them up
And also the distance of the roll was reduces as well iirc
rare knot
Oh damn okay lol
I didn’t notice, but I can’t iframe nothin anyways
When I do it’s always a happy little accident
heady goblet
I got half decent at it in GU
Granted I didn't want to
I was trying to Adept evade
rare knot
Oops
hushed kelp
Roar rolls were literally frame perfect without Evade Window, when in every othe...
Rolling through rolls in rise was quite annoying, though I only ever tried it against Ibushi and Narwa, so I assumed they had special rules
heady goblet
Nope
heady goblet
Got hit with the frame perfect rolls
rare knot
Frame perfect is nuts
green plank
How do the clashes work? I never figured out how to get one
blocking up any attack builds up some secret build up, when youve built up enough block, blocking the next specific attack causes a clash. its kind of like mounting but with blocking instead of jump attacls
hushed kelp
Also take the Wilds Beta servey, get you some bootleg NFTs, you can download them but don't redistribute or alter!
heady goblet
At that point why even try lmao
Because it's sick af if you pull it off
rare knot
blocking up any attack builds up some secret build up, when youve built up enoug...
Yeah sounds like too much blocking 💀
I get the idea but who is gonna use that besides Lance
heady goblet
I've gotten like 3-5 roar rolls in Rise without EW I think
green plank
Yeah sounds like too much blocking 💀
you dont need to block That much for the first one, but yeah you have to actually block often
hushed kelp
I get the idea but who is gonna use that besides Lance
Charge Blade
green plank
i get it pretty regularly with GS
heady goblet
I get the idea but who is gonna use that besides Lance
Charge Blade
hushed kelp
You can get SAED off perfect guards now
rare knot
Even tho it’s one of my mains
heady goblet
You can get SAED off perfect guards now
You got that before
hushed kelp
rare knot
You can get SAED off perfect guards now
heady goblet
Since like it's inception
hushed kelp
You got that before
Ah, I'm just bad then
green plank
video games
heady goblet
Guard Point> SAED is a classic
hushed kelp
Well know, wasn't it guard points only? Now it's while regular guarding too, I thought?
rare knot
I don’t remember ever using that lol
Ik ur shield explodes when you block with red shield in GU tho
Idk if that’s what ur talkin about
heady goblet
That's always been a thing as well
rare knot
video games
So true oomfie
heady goblet
Guard Points spawn a small AoE of KO/Ele damage
hushed kelp
Like I know going for Morph slash gave a guard point, but I thought it didn't work that way with just blocking
(Tangentially, let's see if this works!)
Damn it
heady goblet
Not the jfif
rare knot
I can’t even blame CB users for not knowing this stuff, cuz every time I play CB I swear I find like 10 new mechanics
hushed kelp
Your nft is mine
Wouldn't have it any other way
rare knot
Has the beta shut down yet btw?
rare knot
They should release these but with the origami models lmao
hushed kelp
green plank
the beta closes very soon, anyone wanna play before it does?
otherwise i think i should probably go to sleep fucking monday tomorrow.
yeah i should go to sleep,, the beta will end but a demo might come and february is only a few months away
icy stump
yeah i should go to sleep,, the beta will end but a demo might come and february...
Would, but I'm afraid to boot it up again to release the horrors
hushed kelp
Would, but I'm afraid to boot it up again to release the horrors
Polygonal deviants are no joke
icy stump
Yeah they might make my computer fucking explode
rare knot
I’m almost done with G4 key quests in GU 
Just gotta tackle the last two, which are gonna be the most annoying. The multi monster hunts
icy stump
Just gotta tackle the last two, which are gonna be the most annoying. The multi...
Gimmie grav
rare knot
Get in my hub mf there’s no way I’m doing this alone
icy stump
I'll puttem in a grave
rare knot
Either someone here helps or I’m just gonna open my lobby and let the HR999 valor HBG players flood in and carry me
green plank
Would, but I'm afraid to boot it up again to release the horrors
the horrors
icy stump
Either someone here helps or I’m just gonna open my lobby and let the HR999 valo...
I roll up
Open dat shit homie
I'm both
icy stump
I pull up
rare knot
He pull up
rare knot
Get his ass
I believe in you
FUCK I didn’t bring minds eye oil
Oh well. Fuck it we ball
Deleted
That’s some damage
Jeeeesus
rare knot
Oppsie daisy
icy stump
A minute time loss is whatever
frail crescent
How’s wilds?
icy stump
We lost time anyway looking for his ass
frail crescent
Anyone played it yet?
icy stump
How’s wilds?
Ideal vs actual
frail crescent
Oh no
heady goblet
Anyone played it yet?
I was unfortunately unable to, due to circumstances outside my control
heady goblet
I got a PC good enough for Wilds
frail crescent
I saw it was coming out, and wanted to give it a shot. But I hopped back into Rise before to get more of a feel for what to expect and I’ve been having a blast
icy stump
The beta was fun from what I played
frail crescent
I may pick it up when it’s out of Beta
Rise is actually like, the perfect steam deck game.
frail crescent
I just wish it wasn’t 70 dollars
heady goblet
Real
frail crescent
Im currently unemployed so 70 bucks is a big ask
Modern game prices are so annoying
heady goblet
Same here, I can probably scrounge together the money, but I'm still hesitant
frail crescent
Yeah, especially because none of my close friends have plans to get it, so buying it right now would mostly be solo play or with randos for online
Which would be fun, but this seems like the kinda game where playing together is the best experience
heady goblet
You always got here for lfg as well
frail crescent
True true
heady goblet
Not terrible
icy stump
Alright
heady goblet
Ahtal Ka on the normal quest isn't too bad
icy stump
I'll bring alchemy GS
rare knot
Lmao aight
rare knot
Anything in particular I can bring? Trap materials, flashbombs, etc?
I’m getting nervous. I never thought I’d make it this far
heady goblet
"Whis, get the dragon killer." is funny as fuck
icy stump
"Whis, get the dragon killer." is funny as fuck
It's a lythero reference
icy stump
Anything in particular I can bring? Trap materials, flashbombs, etc?
I lied actually
Adamant seeds
heady goblet
Anything in particular I can bring? Trap materials, flashbombs, etc?
You just gotta pull up, and ball out "til it's dead
icy stump
Ok
rare knot
Ty tho
icy stump
Gonna get the quest so we can kill this MFer?
heady goblet
It is fr
GU got the best rendition of Proof of a Hero too, so that last phase goes insane
icy stump
True
icy stump
Congrats
rare knot
Thanks!
icy stump
The game has begun
heady goblet
You should join Beril and I's playthrough on Ryujin now fr fr
icy stump
Talk to the lady to uncap your hr
rare knot
You should join Beril and I's playthrough on Ryujin now fr fr
I don’t have pc 😔
icy stump
Let's see what Har you got
rare knot
68
rare knot
So close
heady goblet
Do a quest that gives you an unreasonable amount of HR now
icy stump
Now you can do postgame fights
rare knot
Oh goddd fucking G4 hypers are gonna be so dogshit
icy stump
Wanna see something evil?
heady goblet
Or Silverwind weapons
rare knot
Let’s do it
icy stump
Check the quest board
rare knot
Aw damn I was already packing minds eye oil
icy stump
But you gotta post for the cred
heady goblet
Or certain Rustrazor Cenataur weapons
rare knot
Right
icy stump
....I think?
rare knot
I don’t think I even have it yet
heady goblet
There's a lot of weapons you can use
rare knot
Cuz it’s a sub quest you gotta complete
heady goblet
If you're into Hunting Horn you use Thunderlord Zinogre
rare knot
If you're into Hunting Horn you use Thunderlord Zinogre
What’s a good sns for endgame?
rare knot
Oh boy
icy stump
Wanna do that?
Ok but I'm getting a better weapon
heady goblet
Or Ahtal Ka
rare knot
I bet ahtal Kals looks sick
heady goblet
Crimson Fatalis has the best one, but Ahtal is a very close second
heady goblet
I bet ahtal Kals looks sick
They're alright
icy stump
Pog
heady goblet
Ahtal's?
rare knot
Yeah
heady goblet
If you got absolute readiness and razor sharp that little pip of purple is infinite
icy stump
Genuinely only use readiness 90% of the time to not need to sharpen ever
rare knot
That’s enough hunting tonight Unga, thanks for the help
rare knot
Readiness is rad but roundforce is just evasion but with damage
heady goblet
Granted I play those two with Hellblade weapons so I probably don't need the Razor sharp to keep infinite purple
rare knot
I do have razor sharp tho iirc
Yeah I do
But it doesn’t do much when u only have a sliver of something
Zinogre sns’ blue lasts like 10 swings lmao
icy stump
Granted I play those two with Hellblade weapons so I probably don't need the Raz...
GS definitely not
GS can maintain basically any sharpness with or without razor sharp lol
heady goblet
True, those charge attacks build a fuck ton of gauge
rare knot
Yeah cuz GS misses most their swings anyways 
icy stump
Hell blade getting the dev bonus only helps lol
icy stump
Yeah cuz GS misses most their swings anyways <:EddieTroll:938252205935452170>
I cast ahtal ka ||dragonator volley||
heady goblet
I cast giant fuck off wheel
rose bison
ahtal ka is sick
rare knot
I cast big steel beam
rose bison
i cast bonk
rare knot
Crimson fatalis sword looks rad tho
rose bison
i can imagine shadow the hedgehog saying "i cast big steel beam"
rare knot
No purp at base but it has blast 
heady goblet
I remember this one time I was fighting Ahtal, I used a potion atop the wheel when it was stuck in the sand, and it threw a Dragonator at me as I was in the recovery and I was sent flying for a good 15-20 seconds
heady goblet
No purp at base but it has blast <:EddiePog:928385564464521256>
It gets purple at base at tier 3
rare knot
Ye
heady goblet
It literally becomes Ahtal with blast
rose bison
i can imagine shadow the hedgehog saying "i cast big steel beam"
he needs it to get those disgusting black creatures out of his sight
rare knot
Prolly gonna shoot for that one, tho the gold sword doesn’t look bad for a start, if I switch out shoryu for readiness or somethin
Running striker so I can roll with it
icy stump
he needs it to get those disgusting black creatures out of his sight
Can't believe that's a actual piece of dialogue from a actual Sega game
rare knot
Boy these black creatures really mean business!
rose bison
they call the aliens "black creatures" like every single time
rare knot
It’s so fuckin funny
rose bison
they had to know what they were doing with that name
heady goblet
I remember this one time I was fighting Ahtal, I used a potion atop the wheel wh...
I gotta see if I got a clip of it
rare knot
Localizers just going bonkers with that
rose bison
iirc one of the challenges is just "kill 30 black creatures"
rare knot
I gotta see if I got a clip of it
Ping me if you do, I wanna see
icy stump
Same
rare knot
iirc one of the challenges is just "kill 30 black creatures"
Cop quotas
rose bison
polar bear quotas
do polar bears eat penguins
actually i dont think they live on the same pole
rare knot
I don’t think they do
Feels good to finally be past G4. I thought I was gonna be there forever bro
Well technically I’m not but yk what I mean
icy stump
Well technically I’m not but yk what I mean
Nah there is a g5
rare knot
I soloed almost everything up to that point, and it was hell
icy stump
It's what the final non ex dev quests are called
dire bison
what time is the beta finished?
rare knot
I saw those multi hunts and I was like “fuckin nah”
icy stump
Hehehhehehehehe
heady goblet
I haven't found the flying clip but I found this https://vxtwitter.com/siirnaxdin/status/1280000221838114816?s=46
rare knot
It's what the final non ex dev quests are called
Dev quests?
heady goblet
I haven't found the flying clip but I found this https://vxtwitter.com/siirnaxdi...
This was apparently my first ever MH clip actually
icy stump
Dev quests?
Deviants
icy stump
Kek
Those are part of the endgame
We have deviants, hypers, and bastard evil event quests, take yo pick
rare knot
Oh boy my favorite
I wish they did more with hypers tbh. Just having bigger damage feels kinda boring
It’s just the same monster but you get more meter and if it hits you you blow up
icy stump
Oh no they also have fucked up timing
rare knot
Do they?
icy stump
Also projectiles get bigger
icy stump
Do they?
The wind-ups for hyper parts take a bit longer to account for hyper flash, but then the animation is turbo sped up
Is most noticeable on big attacks
rare knot
Oh gotcha
icy stump
Like zinogre backflip tail slam
rare knot
I think I was too scared fighting them to notice
Yeah like I see his glowy tail slam coming and I just book it in the opposite direction
icy stump
Just adept smh
Hypers are actually really fun with adept cause the flash is a great tell
rare knot
Yk I don’t think I’ve fought fatalis in any mh game yet
Not that I remember
Isn’t he kinda like the main bad guy of the series? Hates humans n allat?
heady goblet
I found a screenshot from my first G Rank Teostra hunt
2 of them were from shinies iirc
heady goblet
I do not, in fact, have the moment clipped
heady goblet
Damn
rare knot
I do not, in fact, have the moment clipped
heady goblet
You got the opposite of the clip I posted earlier though
heady goblet
Oh wait, I do got a clip of a similar thing happening
You can see the terror in my mash
rare knot
Lmao just fuckin slamming that thing
What’s the proper way to get out of that btw? I always just twirl both sticks really fast
heady goblet
I spin the left stick and mash the face buttons
rare knot
I think ahtal ka needs to come back
heady goblet
That'd be really cool, but I think they represent too much within the specific context of GU to make a comeback
rare knot
Wym?
heady goblet
Well for starters the fight is subtextually about the history of Monster Hunter, and the change of ages between the Old and the New styles of Monster Hunters
For invoking ancient concepts to the wheel on it's back, not to mention where GU is placed within the series Ahtal is a lot more than just a top 2 cool Monster, it's representative of the change the series has undergone up to that point
rare knot
Yeah ig
It’s always gonna be in the best MH game tho. I don’t think it would be crazy to remove it from that context for a new game
Mh at its core is about fighting cool monsters, and Ahtal is a cool monster
I get ur point and ur absolutely right, but honestly I don’t think that means we shouldn’t ever see it again.
That’s like saying lagiacrus shouldn’t ever come back because it was made for both land and underwater combat
heady goblet
I mean I just don't like Lagiacrus Imma be real
rare knot
Technically that’s correct but it’s also still fun to fight him without underwater combat
heady goblet
This off topic but I gotta say it
rare knot
I mean I just don't like Lagiacrus Imma be real
Awwwww wtf
I love laggy
Not a fav but I always like fighting him
heady goblet
It spawns 80 billion AOEs and is just kinda annoying imo
Granted I haven't fought them in 3U so I don't know what they're like there, but from what I've heard it's not much better due to how swimming works
rare knot
I started with 3U so I’m a bit biased for sure lol
Not that swimming is all that good, but I just have fond memories of it
Completely unrelated to me wanting underwater combat back, of course
heady goblet
I really don't see how it could be done well
rare knot
I think it’s something you either like or you don’t. Idk if there’s a way to make it feel perfect
Old mh was clunky anyways so it kinda fit? But in wilds or somethin I think the juxtaposition would put a lot of people off
I’m sure there’s some way to make it work, but I can’t imagine it flowing well without some crazy armored core control scheme
heady goblet
I’m sure there’s some way to make it work, but I can’t imagine it flowing well w...
Can't wait to bind my camera to my number pad like the good old PS1 titles make me
heady goblet
That isn't even a joke, that's what you have to do in order to not fuck up your hands while play PS1 armored core
heady goblet
Gotta break out the old tech
That was a joke btw, no one actually played like that even if it is really funny
rare knot
Yeah ik
I actually believed it at first and tried it with 3. It almost kinda works? Which is why I believed it at first
heady goblet
Especially in Gen 4 which is what's being showcased
rare knot
But I can’t imagine it’s any better than just holding the controller normal, or using kbm
heady goblet
Gen 3 onwards is where you wouldn't even wanna do that because you could actually use the joysticks
Anyways, as cool as it would be to see Ahtal return I think they're just gonna be stored in the backlog until we get another anniversary title probably
radiant vigil
God does not want me to kill rey dau it seems
icy stump
https://vxtwitter.com/siirnaxdin/status/1421062150156554250?s=46
I need them shits
rare knot
Right before it goes offline lmao
radiant vigil
Right before it goes offline lmao
I'm trying to help others beat it but as soon as I join a quest they die and it fails 😭
heady goblet
Apparently these are the rankings for TA speedruns of the Wilds Beta
The Hunting Horn and Light Bowgun placements are kinda wild to me ngl
wide oyster
swaxe 😔
radiant vigil
Apparently these are the rankings for TA speedruns of the Wilds Beta
This tier list is unbelievably biased and wrong. The IG should be at the very top of every list, no matter what.
smh
heady goblet
The disparity in the Beta between weapon power is pretty big too
Over two minutes of difference between the best and the worst when I think in previous titles it's been like a minute at most
rare knot
This tier list is unbelievably biased and wrong. The IG should be at the very to...
Instagram?
What if instead of insect glaive it was insect gun and it shot bugs
icy stump
What if instead of insect glaive it was insect gun and it shot bugs
Well bowgun ammo is traditionally fish based
heady goblet
Still though, seeing LBG anywhere below top 5 is surreal to me I gotta say
icy stump
So this isn't a stretch
rare knot
Fish Gun
Okay but like imagine
Bee bullets for basic damage, stag beetles for cutting, spider bullets for poison
rose bison
What if instead of insect glaive it was insect gun and it shot bugs
what if instead of insect glaive it was instant gratification
heady goblet
Insight global
rose bison
illegitimate goblin
rare knot
Irate Gamer
rose bison
oh lol we just said the same thing
rare knot
illegitimate goblin
“Wait a second… this goblin I ordered is counterfeit!”
“I can’t accept this!”
heady goblet
Insane Green
icy stump
Imbecile Goon
rose bison
“I can’t accept this!”
"i must speak to their manager immediately!"
icy stump
Like the mob goon
rose bison
yeah we know
rare knot
Iconic Giant
rose bison
ironic grant
heady goblet
'Ey boss, there's something screwey with the goblins you ordahd
rare knot
'Ey boss, there's something screwey with the goblins you ordahd
Can’t believe they got the Imbecile Goons to deliver my Illegitimate Goblin
I specifically asked for Carbuncle Blue but got Insane Green instead!
What is this madness
radiant vigil
Irate Gamer
This is me when my mom finds my vape and kicks me off of freaking Minecraft 😡
rose bison
Can’t believe they got the Imbecile Goons to deliver my Illegitimate Goblin
just wait till you get ill gills from them
rare knot
That sounds like a disease
rose bison
it is
heady goblet
I specifically asked for Carbuncle Blue but got Insane Green instead!
Sounds like you accidentally ordered the iconic gremlin package
rose bison
ah thats one of those things they talk about on instant gram
rare knot
Instantaneous Grandma
rose bison
that sounds like a harry potter spell
INSTANTANEOUS GRANDMA!!!
"oh hello boys would you like some cookies"
rare knot
Illicit Grasshopper
rose bison
imagine gragons
heady goblet
Just wait until you get hit with the incandescent gorgonzola
radiant vigil
Impatient gangrene
rose bison
forgot the nah
nah, id gnorpgneep
immateriel greeb
indecent gentleman
iphone grief
i can imagine
heady goblet
Inconspicuous Garbonzos
radiant vigil
i can imagine
That doesn't start with g
rose bison
"introducing the new iphone grief bursts into tears"
icy stump
That's a reference
rose bison
imperial granola
heady goblet
Immovable Gonzalez
Invincible Rummy ass name
Though I suppose that's all we've been coming up with for the past 10 minutes or something
rose bison
internal giardia
rose bison
i can do this all day
heady goblet
We could but I'd rather kill animals
icy stump
Internet gramophone
rose bison
We could but I'd rather kill animals
sounds like something an illegitimate goblin would say
heady goblet
I've been found out!
radiant vigil
i can do this all day
I'm nowhere near creative enough to
heady goblet
You'll never take me alive irate gamers!
radiant vigil
You'll never take me alive irate gamers!
rose bison
You'll never take me alive irate gamers!
IMBECILE GOONS, GET EM!
sharp cedar
20 minutes or so until the beta is over
desert geyser
I was trying to Adept evade
I feel your pain, evading so well that you don't even trigger the adept dodge
heady goblet
Fatalis staring at the hunter in Ruinous Pyroclasm after they crouched with their sword up and did a funky looking spin (it was only one hitbox)
heady goblet
It gets purple at base at tier 3
Apparently I was spreading misinformation
dire bison
ok well that was a weird experience
can someone explain to me how parties work for quests and hunts?.
icy stump
In wilds?
dire bison
yea
icy stump
No idea
dire bison
friends and i played the last hour together and it was so confusing
icy stump
Haven't tried it and probably can't
heady goblet
You hunt in 4 player groups but camp can have up to 100 I think
dire bison
ok but how does a hunt for story progression start
heady goblet
Dunno
wheat nova
The Hunting Horn and Light Bowgun placements are kinda wild to me ngl
HA! lol
heady goblet
What's funny?
rose bison
ok but how does a hunt for story progression start
story progression doesnt exist in the beta so we dont know
hushed kelp
Irreparable Gut
dire bison
also i tried sword and board and this is the first time using a weapon i can run with. that felt weird having that much mobility
rose bison
i noticed that tbh, just didnt realize it was hitstop
topaz quartz
🙂
hushed kelp
what do you all think
Unfortunate imo. Hit stop is very important for game feel, and I’d rather it was there than gone or reduced for the sake of realism or whatever
If it’s an engine issue than fine, there’s only so much you can do, it’s just unfortunate if that’s the case
wheat nova
What's funny?
kinda wild?
mhwilds?
heady goblet
kinda wild?
mhwilds?
toxic brook
Ruin.
green plank
this fella has so many vertices omgh, an endemic life
thats like 40k if im seeing correctly
same amount as, chatacabra
that is. a lot of. them
heady goblet
What the fuck
green plank
explains performance BHDFHDFSSD
what is optimizing models?
what is baking a model, never heard of it!
so that explains the origami monsters maybe?
bahahahahaha
i cant read the corner text at all but a trustworthy source (some guy) sais 40k so
40k !?!? warhammer x MH crossover confirmed guys
heady goblet
Holy fucking shit
green plank
but yeah i guess this is why the origami beasts appear hsdfhsdf
also ive heard about some bug making the game load like, way more things than it should at a time which would also explain it
hello gpu please load 40000k vertices thanks
heady goblet
- Thousand. Polygons
green plank
but guys dont worry just use frame generation frame generation will fix :-)
this is like the yandere sim toothbrush
im gobsmacked
i literally just had to run downstairs to shout at my parents about 40k vertice frogs and lizards they had no fucking clue what i was talking about idk why im having such a viceral reaction to this
i am the epitome of the dunning kreuger effect but ive made like a few models but idk shit but still
bake models maybe? or something???
just use the grilling station near a monster and it bakes their model guys
heady goblet
But then they couldn't procedurally generate the footprint of the monster or something I dunno
green plank
this is such a funny fucking situation omgh
they better fix this
and the rainbow wetness that i experience they should fix that too chatacabra fuckin glowing in every colour when he licks his arms, save that for june
heady goblet
They probably maybe will fix it
green plank
they have to fucking make their models gameready
like
what the fuck
atleast if they dont fix it there might be a mod that does it it would be a bitch of a mod to make but i foresee it being. possible.
they cant NOT fix this though
these models are RAW
heady goblet
The frame dropper 40k
wide oyster
they should make these models an option
green plank
nvidia slipped them 20 bucks to make the game run worse so people upgrade their pcs
heady goblet
nvidia slipped them 20 bucks to make the game run worse so people upgrade their ...
Gotta get that 5090
wide oyster
Gotta get that 5090
you need a NASA supercomputer
heady goblet
Have y'all seen that monstrosity by the way?
wide oyster
tbh, after a certain point, it becomes CPU bottlenecked
so getting better GPUs stops mattering
green plank
fucking if these models were actually game ready id get 60fps with my 3060
heady goblet
It's legitimately the size of a whole ass computer
green plank
Have y'all seen that monstrosity by the way?
i have not
golden aurora
A single true reaction and ill go back to GU
heady goblet
You gotta do village regardless
heady goblet
Nice
golden aurora
let me draw a diagram
rare knot
More polygons than 2B’s ass
That’s far too many
I’m pretty sure 40k polygons is more than the entirety of most n64 games
heady goblet
They don't got an oven in RE Engine, it's so over
golden aurora
i tried it in frontier
works really well
just the fact that i can see the monster is an upgrade
golden aurora
should
icy stump
Dang
heady goblet
Indeed
icy stump
I have to (I'm fighting origami)
frail crescent
Magnamalo was so easy. I think that’s meant to be where the game really begins
hushed kelp
Village quest Magna absolutely
rose bison
Magnamalo was so easy. I think that’s meant to be where the game really begins
village quests are the tutorial yeah
thats why you cant do them multiplayer
then hub quests are the actual game
frail crescent
DEATH TO RATHALOS
green plank
thats a bug with their optimization
40k vertice chatacabra
golden aurora
Age of sigmar vertice Ray Dau
green plank
Age of sigmar is a number
heady goblet
The number is fantasy
toxic brook
Like the 40k magala hammers
golden aurora
Its all fun and games till you see the Daemon primarch riding out of a warp portal riding a chaotic gore
toxic brook
Its all fun and games till you see the Daemon primarch riding out of a warp port...
It's shit's and giggles till Tzeench finds out Space marines with the chainsword can perform a foresight slash
icy stump
It's over once the space marines start abusing valor style heavy boltor
heady goblet
Nurgle watching the Salamander do a funky dance and proceed to make another 80 Multi Melta shots in half a second
icy stump
The marines malevolent discovering the alchemy barrel
(They can refill their ammo much easier now, and bomb more orphanages)
green plank
i wanna see an ork with a hunting horn
hushed kelp
The red lines do in fact make it toot faster
rare knot
Yellow lines make the toots explode
icy stump
Blue gives divine blessing songs Everytime
frail crescent
Anyone wanna do some hub missions with me? I’m trying to unlock all of them.
golden aurora
gotta say wich game first lmao
icy stump
And on which system
golden aurora
true
frail crescent
PC, Rise
golden aurora
wish i could help, but my ear hurts 😔
frail crescent
Sad
rose bison
love this monster, the tea gex
golden aurora
is that like, british gex?
dire bison
is the tigrex the annoying monster that just spams that one neutral skip?
rose bison
this reminds me of dinner at john mulaney's house
rose bison
is that like, british gex?
yes
wide oyster
is the tigrex the annoying monster that just spams that one neutral skip?
he just runs at you
rose bison
the gecko that talks about random celebrities
golden aurora
we need to give tigrex a top hat and a monocle
heady goblet
Can't forget the roars
wide oyster
but his main gimmick is running at you
rose bison
yeah his roars do damage
heady goblet
Brute Tigrex is an ass
golden aurora
Zenith tigrex is peak
heady goblet
Mf just roars the entire hunt
wide oyster
it's the lowest-hunted monster in the game
dire bison
he just runs at you
yea he like leads you to a cave then runs back and forth like 6 times right? was always funny cuz my friend would get so pissed off chasing him meanwhile im just holding my gunlance shield up and trying to select a flash bug
rose bison
Mf just roars the entire hunt
so its like khezu except the roar does damage?
heady goblet
it's the lowest-hunted monster in the game
For good reason
heady goblet
so its like khezu except the roar does damage?
Yeah
heady goblet
And I think he can also use his roars as a beam
golden aurora
yep
rose bison
he can what
golden aurora
and spin around
golden aurora
he can what
He can roar in a direction
sharp cedar
fuck tigrex
rose bison
He can roar in a direction
like beast roar from elden ring?
dire bison
whats your weapon again berral?
rose bison
Now that's peak
peak design at the very least
hushed kelp
I thought it was only grimclaw with the beam roar
rose bison
grimclaw is really fun in monster hunter stories
heady goblet
peak design at the very least
True
rose bison
good physical monster
heady goblet
whats your weapon again berral?
Switch Axe and Hunting Horn are the two I see him play the most iirc
hushed kelp
is that like, british gex?
Also this is pretty funny since British people tend to pronounce the name Tie-grex
golden aurora
whats your weapon again berral?
Swaxe, hunting horn and chargeblade
however, if you look at my statistics you will see Swaxe, first, hammer second
dont pay attention to it
rose bison
Also this is pretty funny since British people tend to pronounce the name Tie-gr...
tie-grex does also make sense tbh
like tiger
but tee-grex makes more sense because of T-rex
heady goblet
dont pay attention to it
The numbers deceive
golden aurora
She lured me with stun damage and huge swings 😔
rose bison
and she delivered
wide oyster
however, if you look at my statistics you will see Swaxe, first, hammer second
swaxe #1
heady goblet
But you can't breakdance with a Hammer, at least not like you can with a Hunting Horn
rose bison
But you can't breakdance with a Hammer, at least not like you can with a Hunting...
you can certainly spin
heady goblet
Okay, but can you breakdance
wide oyster
you can spin with swaxe as well
rose bison
yeah and you can pizza cutter with charge blade
i think the takeaway is that charge blade is the best weapon
dire bison
i was pleasantly surprised how sword and board felt. i kinda wanna main it in wilds but also i dont cuz why main a small weapon when you can main a weapon thats massive, flashy, and draws the eyes?
rose bison
i was pleasantly surprised how sword and board felt. i kinda wanna main it in wi...
shoryuken
wide oyster
i think the takeaway is that charge blade is the best weapon
false