JOKE suggestions (free for anyone to post their ideas here)

[mystic pecan]

make tomatoes poisonous for 1 person so they get schizophrenic for tomatoes

[viscid ridge]

add poisonous potatoes tomatoes

[echo lintel]

deep fried tomato

[viscid ridge]

add a poisonous tomato dimension stage

[tender narwhal]

minecraft collab dlc if it was peak

[coral fulcrum]

https://discord.com/channels/904353235006017556/1365500002289451110 add another pixel of the same colour on the other side to make it perfectly symetrical

[lime marten]

If you got negative movement speed, a 8-Bit version of Moonwalker should play

Also new passive: Moon Boots

Reduce your Movement Speed by - 125% (-25% per level)

But also, any plus to movement speed gets turned into negative movement speed as well (so taking the moon boots and wings gives a total of -175% movement speed).

For every -100% movement speed the Song speeds up by 10%, so picking the boots with or the Gazebo Darkana will give you a good feeling of how fast you are in the negatives

[viscid ridge]

this idea would probably be better as a ||darkana||

[lime marten]

Probably, but since it's a joke suggestion I don't think it matters much.

[ebon forge]

tin foil in chromebooks

[quasi ginkgo]

garlicburgers

[ebon forge]

vegan moment

[echo lintel]

pasta
w/ garlic

[mystic pecan]

make this cannon
as in the weapon

[echo lintel]

wordplays on canon:
cannon
ganon

canondorf

[tender narwhal]

after making it, display it in luca's office. you can't just make a whole cannon and not show it off

[knotty root]

A cannon that play Musical Canon.

[mystic pecan]

add the twin gallo towers

[shell turtle]

Never forget

https://youtu.be/MobkO51msMI?feature=shared

Story of Undertale DLC

Not based off of the game, based entirely off of this

[coral fulcrum]

crossover update: adds a relic that makes cross always render above every other sprite in the game

[echo lintel]

coal-lab update: reach lv80 in inversed laborratory unlocks a new stage, coal-lab, a lab themed after coal

[mellow garden]

add christianity update so we can discover the vampire

[echo lintel]

e-lea-nor
instead of jeneviv devouring eleanor we have eleanor devour jeneviv

[hollow ermine]

so we get to meet [[Dommario]]'s family

[kindred cosmos]

https://vampire.survivors.wiki/w/Dommario

[echo lintel]

poe rachel

[quasi ginkgo]

fosfato je-ne-viv

[coral fulcrum]

add this

[echo lintel]

NO, THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE TERRY BOGARD

[quasi ginkgo]

new weapon: || jump. It makes your char jump and kill monsters just like super mario, move speed and project speed while on air is improved +20%||

Get || jump || + punch + kick, unlocks beat them up mode on that stage || only available on main game stages non-dlc||, the mode is like streets of rage and games alike.

Special unlock || garlic fire punch, only available It the player got punch and garlic weapons ||

Special unlock 2 || whip thunder kick, only available If the player got kick and whip weapons ||

[shell turtle]

It also puts you into the mode with gravity (like the doppleganger fight).

[coral fulcrum]

also you can fuse jump and kick and wings to get the pokemon move high jump kick: if you use it and you don't kill any enemies you explode

[mystic pecan]

add phantoms that can inflict pain

you could call it phantom pain

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-venom-snake-gif-26285931

[shell turtle]

Garlic Snake is the protagonist of Metal Gear 6. My dad works at Hideo Kojima

[dapper pebble]

add someone worthy of my blade

[tender narwhal]

[mystic pecan]

joins
says one thing
leaves

[viscid ridge]

truely a sigma

[knotty root]

Imagine just getting this and then find yourself falling indefinitely because the map doesn't have an actual 'floor'.

[mellow garden]

fight this

[coral fulcrum]

add my wario folder

[viscid ridge]

*new pfp i see *

[viscid ridge]

[coral fulcrum]

i would like to thank person who is not in the server for that

[coral fulcrum]

new darkana: showman from balatro (yes that is the best name for it)
you can get weapons, passives, and arcanas more than once

[mystic pecan]

add ultra nightmare
dying to anything other than the reaper or white hand instantly restarts your save

[echo lintel]

gives gold skins to all characters if you manage to beat the directer in this state

also ban spells (except room 1665 and the ghosts)

[coral fulcrum]

twelve axes axe as axes axe

[hollow ermine]

Add a new DLC featuring famous rappers

[quasi ginkgo]

New darkana that randomly make you get drops (either pickups, 'stage itens (passives or weapons)' or even chests normal or arcana ones) whenever you take dmg.

Yes you take dmg and sth all of the blue drops by your side to pick and get stronger. || Easier to complete she-moon adventure with that darkana ||

Goes crazy with It and muramasa

combo it with HA and get unstoppable

[ruby plover]

character LOCKING, and im not talking about character sealing, its literally locking a character so you have to do whatever you need to do to unlock it again, such as getting 5k gold for dommario

[hollow ermine]

make ebony wings real

[ebon forge]

i think locking things in general would work

Although that does mean free marks on the coop

[quasi ginkgo]

that giving re-unlocking ascension points.

[ebon forge]

infinite ascension points

[hybrid pike]

Re-suggesting the idea of adding a casino to make it full circle

Plus allowing us to spend our excess money on something

And by casino, not just one or two gambling games, but the full shebang

Blackjack, slots, video poker, higher or lower, roulette, betting, and whatever else Poncle can think of

[mystic pecan]

theres a sign in the front of the casino with a picture of sammy crossed out

[knotty root]

Darkana 0
Special items no longer grant intended use. Instead accumulating a sort of energy in attempt to one-shot

[hollow ermine]

Add Balatro in VS

But replace the Balatro currency with real money

[echo lintel]

remove everything except the main menu

[mystic pecan]

remove the main menu

[echo lintel]

by everything i include everything that is not in the game
yes, remove our world

[nimble valley]

Make vampire survivors to be playable inside vampire survivors

[quasi ginkgo]

Adventurise main game, make you ascend and start from scratches whenever you unlock everything.

[coral fulcrum]

new poe skin that gives him a bitterfly familiar

[mellow garden]

I want italian update

where pizza and italian food is a weapon

[echo lintel]

🍕 🍝

[nimble valley]

Pineapple on pizza

[lime marten]

So we're back to garlic pasta...

Once you got all italian weapons (+ Base Game Garlic) maxed

This starts playing

The lower your HP, the faster the theme

If you die, the part there the music dies kicks in instead of the regular "you died/game over" jingle

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y&pp=ygUYc3BpZGVyLW1hbiAyIHBpenphIHRoZW1l

I would be open to the actual "Funiculi, Funicula", but only if the Lyrics are sung by Poncle and/or Family/Friends

So it becomes the official VS Version

[echo lintel]

add banana so we can do chicken banana

[lime marten]

This Combo instantly wipes the OS from your device

[nimble valley]

lol can kill the white reaper

[echo lintel]

but at what cost

[lime marten]

Finally, the TRUE Sole Solution

[nimble valley]

The dinner

[lime marten]

🍕 + 🍍

[hollow ermine]

Garlic on Pizza when

[nimble valley]

Pizza on pizza

[echo lintel]

we be doing some recursion

[lime marten]

Would obviously be 🍕 +

Also it's evolution will be a knock off , but when the teeth clash together they spread different ingredients everythere that can be picked up like meal ticket

[mystic pecan]

whip on pizza

[quasi ginkgo]

It is pizza face up and face down at the same time, the minimum It needs to add is a melting cheese trail left behind as you move.

Enemies stepping on It won't be able to move and they will take heat dmg since the cheese is still hot.

Make characters that has a filling special bar to have a sprite with the hand this way " " when the bar is filling.

[echo lintel]

add sticky finger as a secret gold finger reward tier

[tender narwhal]

occurs when having negative kills

[coral fulcrum]

add a stage where the background is a random caricature of anything taken randomly on the internet

[nimble valley]

Add butter fingers

[echo lintel]

add 🍌 so we can do chicken banana

[tender narwhal]

it's already confirmed through their socials that is a banana

[echo lintel]

wdym blue banana

[echo lintel]

add ladders
with a very long ladder that plays the song snake eater while you climb it

[mystic pecan]

snake????

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[quasi ginkgo]

to get negative kills you need to get a darkana that reflect skills target on the char to aim on anything closer to your char, and to really get the negative kill you need to break a light source find a floor chicken while having life scan so that darkana will deflect the heal on you to heal the floor chicken instead and acquire a negative kill.

|| let's say the lore made floor chicken's to have a hidden skill to revive when healead by sb else ||

[quasi ginkgo]

if we think about cosmo he does almost like that being a 'phoenix' with recovery but he is stronger and he can active his revive by himself

and a darkana that deflect target lock stuff on the char would get as one of its benefit to make those enemies that follow your track to explode on contact to explode by themselves.

it could deflect acquazzone dmg to any monster closer, and so on ... many diferent types of benefit with that deflect skill from darkana

even deflecting white hand instant kill back to himself

[quasi ginkgo]

|| unlocks: white hand as playable character, he can't get weapons nor passives, he is invulnerable and kills everything on contact, he doesn't disappear after 30 min and he can explore the stage as much as the player want before quitting the run. Since he can't get weapons he can't face himself after beating red death ||

[coral fulcrum]

add ekans pokemon

[coral fulcrum]

add frozen shade (shade from hollow knight but blue and can't move because it's in a block of ice)

[quasi ginkgo]

new darkana that randomly deletes every 2 minutes a weapon or passive you've got and instead grants a permanent random 'buff' to your char till the run ends...|| it would require sth like a list around 20~30 effects for it to be randomly activated after every 2 minutes [it could have about 80% with good effects, and 20% with bad effects] ... example for good effect: every colide on enemies make them knockback no matter it they are resistent or not to bullets knockback, example of bad effect: from now on you will move backward (180º) [or for more annoyence another degree like 60º angle mislead in any direction] while walking in the water ||

[quasi ginkgo]

and letting deleted weapons or passives to have a halved chance to appear again on level ups on that run... ||stackable halving if deleted multiple times on the run||

[quasi ginkgo]

to make it easier to understand on the run, whenever it deletes a weapon you will get a good effect, and whenever it deletes a passive you get a bad effect.

[nimble valley]

remove poe

[coral fulcrum]

darkana that makes damage calculated through the pokemon damage formula

[echo lintel]

every single type of enemy, weapon and character now have their own types

[quasi ginkgo]

more bad effects ideas: 1) [getting old] : leveling makes you walk slower, for every level your char walks 0.2% slower, minimum is -50% your char base walking speed. 2) [bloodlust blindness] every 1k kill your char lose 5% visibility (blindeness, like it happen when fighting leda, but in a slower pace), till losing 50% visibility of the stage around.

[mystic pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/punisher-no-no-no-tanklorde-gif-25785566

[nimble valley]

Add eop

[ruby plover]

add kid dracula starting with ||crimson shroud||

[shell turtle]

Give all weapons +1.5 base damage for every +1% of greed

[coral fulcrum]

rename the greed stat to avarice

[mellow garden]

maybe another whip weapon that reference the nebula whip from harmony of despair

[coral fulcrum]

add steel whip from portrait of ruin

[quasi ginkgo]

add Teleport Whip, the attack teleports to the most distant enemie on the screen that are closer in group together to get more combo hits on multiple enemies and get more dps easier.

[coral fulcrum]

add undead killer whip from portrait of ruin:literally just a basic version of vibhuti/vanitas/jet black whip but red skeletons can't revive if you kill them with it

[mystic pecan]

add pihw

[edgy cradle]

Make the Professione D"Amore heal Il Molise like the Celestial Dusting

[tender narwhal]

why is this in JOKE suggestions?

[edgy cradle]

i was on cooldown and couldnt put in real

[edgy cradle]

its not anymore https://discord.com/channels/904353235006017556/1377774019276705883

[echo lintel]

replace calamity with supreme calamitas

[edgy cradle]

tbh isnt atatar infernus so weirdly similar to supreme calamitas tho

[shell turtle]

New character: Small Trouser

[edgy cradle]

you cant see him, the clothing is piled on top of him bc he too smol

[echo lintel]

add silver, copper and platinum as currencies
or add wood, stone, iron, diamond and probably netherite

we be doing platinum farming

[coral fulcrum]

add sorbetto except it doesn't freeze vut it does more damage also it is a fire weapon

[echo lintel]

[coral fulcrum]

yeah but you can't drink it

i want a glass of very hot nduja

[ruby plover]

add grass type nduja

[shell turtle]

Beginning arcana buff: resets all unlocks when taken

[coral fulcrum]

add kyoma demon from castlevania aria of sorrow:
you are invincible and can't attack unless paranoia or any other mirror related enemy is on screen

[mystic pecan]

every arcana effects every weapon

yes that means with slash everything can crit

[coral fulcrum]

not zhar ptysia because i said so

[quasi ginkgo]

after (fire), sorbetto (ice), it is still lefting a earth type temp weapon pickup [like mud, fango] and a wind one as well [uragano].

[echo lintel]

also add void element so it corresponds to

[coral fulcrum]

thunder

maybe agunea from castlevania

[quasi ginkgo]

Carlo cart Burnout mode || I love Burnout game style with crashed cars flying and getting a picture to focus on how damaged they got ||

[edgy cradle]

dont forget ENDERITE

[shell turtle]

add drifting to carlo cart

[edgy cradle]

Add a secret spell for scroll that opens a version called Carlo Kart, which is basically VS mariokart

[coral fulcrum]

add a carlo cart variant that is a circle so you can see the curve. the edges damage you

[quasi ginkgo]

New Stage: Monte Carlo Casino, every 2^n kills summons a slot machine throwing stuffs on the ground [Monsters, pickups, coins, Bosses], you beat the stage if you get a jackpot. the kills requirements follows a martingale sequency, alternativily 30 min red reaper comes after your anyway if you're not with endless enabled || Max martingale amount summoning the slot machine is 27 which requires 2^27 kills that would mean one more attempt than recorded by Monte Carlo Falacy which led to many people to bankruptcy not believing sth could happen the same way 26 times strait, the last slot machine has 50% Win chance|| || 134217728 is the number required for 2^27 which is the last slot machine summon on the run, more likely to achieve with endless turned off ||

[coral fulcrum]

town with no name collab

[nimble valley]

horse with no name collab

[viscid ridge]

horse collab

🐴

[echo lintel]

nintendog collab

[edgy cradle]

Add splash texts

[hollow ermine]

Add the vampire

and his cousin nosferatu

[mystic pecan]

vampire survivors collab

[radiant junco]

make charm apply before curse (so there are more enemies)

[coral fulcrum]

add new versions of every stat which are added as exponents to each of their respective base stats (they can go above the usual cap)

[edgy cradle]

add an achievement for getting below 1 fps in a run

[ruby plover]

add rotten eggs which decrease a random stat instead of increasing them

they drop from atlanteans with low luck

[edgy cradle]

upon getting 100k on a character, you unlock a weapon that throws them at enemies, decreasing that enemy type's stats for the remainder of the run

[edgy cradle]

only obtainable on

[sweet bay]

Remove vampire

[edgy cradle]

dont worry hes "notinthisgame"

[sweet bay]

Remove vampire again.

Have a negative quantity of vampire

-# and yes, I know. I finished OTC

[quasi ginkgo]

add Jojo fierce battle letters on the screen when walking to fight a Boss.

[mellow garden]

New adventure called
The birds paradise
Where pavone is the protagonist

[echo lintel]

two of the stages are named as "surfin' bird" and "free bird"

also name mortaccio adventure as "bad to the bones"

[quasi ginkgo]

Add Frogpires || or Vamfrogpires||, they jump, fly, swim and leech char hp at long range, the attack looks like impostongue for monsters.... || If they are normal enemies that spam at the start of the run It would turn it impossible to beat with and fleaman ||

[quasi ginkgo]

Another Idea for positive effect: all enemies get a haste 2x effect but takes double the dmg. || It would be more efficient to get more kills than charm and curse. Combo all of them for more effectiviness||

[quasi ginkgo]

Make Gold fever to add a chance to raise critical chance and critical dmg on all weapons based on the amount of greed the char already has. || No matter the calc, crit chance can't go above 80% on each weapon, only exception is murasama that can reach 100% while Gold fever is active, crit dmg bônus from Gold fever can go above caps || || getting more powerfull muahahah ||

[coral fulcrum]

add the mysterious man called genya arikado who works for the japanese government when they deal with supernatural phenomenons from castlevania aria/dawn of sorrow

[mystic pecan]

make cappella magna inverse have beginner at the end of it instead of the ender

it's just a mudman reskin

[quasi ginkgo]

New spell that make your char invisible whenever it reaches 1 Hp ||(no matter if max hp is 1 or not), critical health stealth mode, during that time recovery is disabled, magnet and area doubles, enemies becomes more impatience and walks aggressively(even shotting randomly) on the map with no real destination. Moving/standing still end up becoming more dangerous||

[quasi ginkgo]

New skin: O'Poesed ||(Poe skin)||. Sprite backpoe with + . He summons O'sole after dieing (only after O'sole death that he loses a life. When he revive O'Poesed comes back and the cicle continues). || In fact he has 2 lifes per life, one as he himself and another as O'sole. His base stats changes depending If he is poe or o'sole||

[mystic pecan]

invisible????

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[tender narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/invulnerable-gif-22484955

[cedar pilot]

A Jojo part 5 DLC... I mean it takes place in Italy so...

[ruby plover]

make inverse mode also invert your controls

[quasi ginkgo]

Lore for goldfingers tiers

[coral fulcrum]

add wood finger tier if you kill no enemies
it summons every type of reaper (also 10 stalkers), shooting stars, every enemy that spawns for the rest of the minute is an astral egg, and also add a 10% chance to white hand

oh and if you die you get deltarune explosioned in real life

[quasi ginkgo]

|| I guess when dráculo first reached cosmic finger he end up openning the portal that let Directer arrive to the game realm ||

|| I would guess was also a secret object that belonged to the Royal family on the game where Queen Sigma also aquired her Power ||

[coral fulcrum]

nah the lore is just that king midas decided to do a bit of trolling (and then the hands fell off)

[ruby plover]

add Ribcage O'Maniac

[radiant junco]

Add every single bone of the maniac

Fuck it, add every individual cell, too

[echo lintel]

every individual atom of the maniac

[radiant junco]

every quark of the maniac

[tender narwhal]

Mitochondria-o-maniac

[quasi ginkgo]

Tiragisu Tale || history behind the scenes: When Tiragisu first revived a survivor ||

[coral fulcrum]

make it open world

(free update)

[echo lintel]

spoopyseason skin for ambrojoe

[quasi ginkgo]

new char zombie maid, weapon vacuum cleaner. || she used to work on draculo castle but her friend convinced her to join the survivors, the maid got precious info that got the survivors on the right track on their mission || || she has infinite lives but she loses a weapon after every revive [if she has no weapons she will take a huge random stat debuff instead] [lost weapons can appear again on level ups] ||

[coral fulcrum]

so castlevania persephone but less alive

[hollow ermine]

please actually add these items in the game, I got tricked by the playstation gameplay trailer >:(

[coral fulcrum]

PlayStation trophy:mails a ps5 to your house every time you level it up

[coral fulcrum]

amount increases the number of ps5s you get

[viscid ridge]

Up to +5

[coral fulcrum]

no, uncapped

[coral fulcrum]

since it is currently pride month, add a character to represent pride and maybe the other 6 deadly sins (but positive like pride month so you show other good things instead of the usual evil associated with them)

[sweet bay]

add more garlic

[coral fulcrum]

add a garlic for each dlc+1 for extra.
here is the castlevania garlic

[edgy cradle]

add the zenith garlic which is a union of all garlics, throws garlics at enemies and also has a garlic on the player(enemy garlics follow the enemy it hits until death, and damage it and enemies arround it)

[quasi ginkgo]

Moonspell one is garlicbocce ( + )

Foscari one is Garliconnaire ( + )

EM one is Paranormal Garlic ( + )

[edgy cradle]

Operation guns one is Timelic( + Time Warp)

[quasi ginkgo]

Castlevania one is Power of Garlic ( Power of Sire + )

[quasi ginkgo]

|| After all sorts of cards added to the game, add all of them again inverted as well, vertically and later horizontelly inverted as well. ||

[edgy cradle]

let us play solitaire with the darkasso and randomazzo

[hollow ermine]

Add a character called "Vania" with a "Megalo" form so that we can get "Megalo Vania"

[viscid ridge]

~~we already have ~~

[hollow ermine]

she's not called Vania though!!!

[echo lintel]

Megalo CastleVania

[edgy cradle]

Union of Prototype A, Prototype B, and Prototype C

[coral fulcrum]

you can now play as the entire stage

[quasi ginkgo]

add Garlic in all sort of stuff in the game: Garlic pickup, Garlic passive item, Garlic Arcana/darkana, Garlic Char || itself||, Garlic destructable source, Garlic Stage, Garlic union, and on.

[coral fulcrum]

garlic relic: garlic

[mystic pecan]

runetracer relic: runetracer

[echo lintel]

change chaos's mechanic when playing coop: it no longer has all the arcanas and is reduced to its secret menu portrait/doppelganger sprite; instead it allows all players to evolve weapons without requiring their respective passive items
it also starts with instead of

[mystic pecan]

actually just a good suggestion

[quasi ginkgo]

More vegetable names on the game || dragonball franchise does that also ||

[quasi ginkgo]

|| pomodoro char that has a sort time skill activating every 3 minutes, focus mode (-97% cooldown) or sth else that shiftes from time to time to sth else, debuff after every skill activation (after previous skill activated make clock move for 1 minute backwards for 1 minute game duration), it will need a rework for sure, with 2 or 3 skills and the debuff activating right after. it can also have an extra 2x overall time in another skill to try to make the run end about the normal time duration ||

[quasi ginkgo]

|| only while the clock is moving backward: If you took dmg one minute before your Hp will return back up. If you got a pickup with a effect like sorbetto or else, that effect will return. Your kills and gold will keep raising normally even when clock moving backwards||

[echo lintel]

(deltarune chapter 4 spoilers) ||add hammer of justice skin for poe||

[echo lintel]

replace the 46 doors secret with the ||room 46|| in blue prince

[echo lintel]

rename gemini and give it a collection entry
also add gemini sorbetto

[quasi ginkgo]

add gemini poe || you play with poe and backpoe at the same time. alternatively it could be a joke easter egg when getting gemini arcana when playing with poe||

[coral fulcrum]

gemini sorbetto already exists

anyways add gemini gemini

[mystic pecan]

add gemini globus

[quasi ginkgo]

add gemini inverted stages || whenever you cross the border no matter if up, down, right or left you enter on the same stage inverted and it keep going no matter if you keep crossing the border in a direction, it always invert the previous one you were before, when activated it bypass option to disable inverted stages || || requires relic mirroed grass ||

[coral fulcrum]

gemini nitesco: summons a new beam behind you summons a tesco where you can buy groceries and stuff but the monsters can also do that and also it spends real money and also it's basically just a new stage

[quasi ginkgo]

It can end up creating a invert-revert Maze || Mazzarella feelings || || It looks Torino gonna join the survivors on Mazzarella update ||

[mystic pecan]

add water cooler as a character

[viscid ridge]

[quasi ginkgo]

Kill death with out of bounds arcana while moving across map border. Unlocks 'absolute cinema' char.

[echo lintel]

buble

[quasi ginkgo]

idea for an original DLC: Resurviving || bringing old dead pre-survivors (main game predecendents relatives) from the death with a time machine (with low energy that will be damaged and become unrepairable) to join forces to face a real challenge... it will take turns in diferent events in the past that pictures the back history of VS and it will conect with things on the main time bringing explanation for some actual things hidden on the main time, which it not really crutial to the main history but works as a side quest history to enhance knowledge of the game ||

[coral fulcrum]

add a stage with a button that replaces every enemy on screen with one of a different type (either all the same or all random independently, just make 2 buttons for that)

it could be any enemy, even ||the directer, big fuzz, castlevania death and 2d bosses, and je ne viv (only one of them gets the camera)||

[quasi ginkgo]

add this to the game

[potent mantle]

Def Jam Fight for NY collab

[quasi ginkgo]

not a joke, discord needs gazebo emoji || one with a emotion, so poe surprise won't be the only emoji with an emotion || and sticker for fun

[tender narwhal]

Don't put it in joke suggestions then?

This IS in a forum FOR suggestions, you're allowed to make a thread requesting it

[knotty root]

Berserk or Die DLC with weapon that gains massive boost in depending on how hard you hit your keyboard/flick your analogue stick/flick your screen.

[echo lintel]

(deltarune c3 & c4 spoilers) queen sigma ||the roaring knight||

[crisp veldt]

A weapon that takes the hp of the user to increase its attack but has a small amount of life steal and leave you at 1 hp and after a certain time evolves into a set of armour that can devour player items and gain their attributes.
Essentially a parasite that can evolve by playing but can be a pain to deal with mangedment

[coral fulcrum]

new darkana: all weapons activate every time you take damage, but they don't activate via cooldown anymore

if you take any self damage weapon the game immediately crashes when it activates

[quasi ginkgo]

Add morph into Pinocchio at level 80 if your previous run was with || the good boy ||. || Alternativelly add a Peppino Skin that has O'Sole as a partner and let Peppino morph at level 80 ||

[coral fulcrum]

the only difference is +100 move speed and maybe a nose that acts as a wall

[quasi ginkgo]

add new relic || Soul Shift ||. description: || if you are with a char that has one or more partners if the relic is not sealed you will shift the char you are controlling every 5 minutes of gameplay || || it doesn't work on coop multiplayer mode ||

[shell turtle]

Buff the random skin with the name Chalanda

Asking for a friend

[shell turtle]

Also when random has the name Chalanda give the sprite a blue top hat

[coral fulcrum]

nerf zylaz

[viscid ridge]

add Auren G.

[echo lintel]

add you 🫵

[viscid ridge]

🫵

[echo lintel]

you as in the final building in cookie clicker
yes its literally named as you

[coral fulcrum]

add random (super smash bros ultimate):it just makes you play as vs random when you select it

[tender narwhal]

hey now, you're talking about specifically random from smash bros ultimate. as such, it can only randomly pick between simon belmont & richter belmont.

[viscid ridge]

that would actually be funny

[mystic pecan]

character that when you revive 48,000 troll bombs go off

[mystic pecan]

also you get 1 revive per troll bomb proc

[ruby plover]

add a character that underflows a random stat when reaching level 100

[quasi ginkgo]

new relic || fourth wall|| description || it allows to copy to the main game upto 4 character, 4 weapons and 4 passives from the dlcs you already purchased and let you play with them even if you seal those dlcs. it will work for a more clear run gameplay with less stuff on the rng but yet not needing to sacrifice being able to play with some chars, weapons and passives you like on the dlc that you sealed ||. unlock requirement: || complete mortaccio adventure ||

[coral fulcrum]

call him "quincy morris 2"

[quasi ginkgo]

extra infos: || it can work on up to 4 sealed dlcs for a total max amount of +16 char, + 16 weapons and +16 passives at most, but you don't need to choose 4 of each on every dlc you sealed, for example on dlc 1 you choose 1 char + 2 weapons, dlc 2 you got 2 char + 4 weapons + 1 passive, dlc3 you got 1 char and 1 passive and dlc 4 you got 1 char ... so in this example you got 5 chars, 6 weapons and 2 passives from sealed dlcs to bring to your rng and playable chars beyond seal||

[coral fulcrum]

add a chair that you can sit on and if you do this as soma you heal (it's a reference)

[viscid ridge]

if you have over 10,000% movespeed you instantly warp to ||abyss Foscari|| when you move

[echo lintel]

this but instead of going to ||abyss|| you go to the backrooms

[viscid ridge]

real

isnt the ||avatar infernas|| secret area basically the backrooms?

[echo lintel]

🤔

[mystic pecan]

||room 1665||

[mystic pecan]

character that's just a gif of the entirety of deltarune chapter 3+4 that plays whenever you move

[echo lintel]

mini versions of ALL characters in game
yes, including ||chaos||

[coral fulcrum]

remove every passive and replace them with this

except weapon power up because why not

[echo lintel]

mini weapon powerup

[coral fulcrum]

mini ||chaos|| should give ||troll bomb||

[tender narwhal]

in that case mini ||cave troll|| should give infinite corridor

[coral fulcrum]

no it doesn't level up

give it sharp tongue

as a reference to the cave troll soul in castlevania dawn of sorrow

[coral fulcrum]

every mini character weapon needs to be able to level up to work

that's how it is in among us

so most if them should be unevolved

unless the character starts with an evolution then it's not necessary

[mystic pecan]

wait if gives garlic what would mini poe give

[coral fulcrum]

108 bocce

or just make mini poe a bitterfly familiar

[mystic pecan]

what would mc coy oni give

[viscid ridge]

||shaft orb||

[quasi ginkgo]

mini O'sole gets

[mystic pecan]

||what would shaft give||

[coral fulcrum]

garlic (overlap should not really matter that much as long as it's not the same weapon as the character(except in funny cases like ||bats bats bats||))

[tender narwhal]

||gemini globus||

[viscid ridge]

||shadow servant||

[mystic pecan]

yeah i think overlap would be best to not make it too complicated

but what would mini random give

[coral fulcrum]

a random weapon

[tender narwhal]

[viscid ridge]

a random weapon that they dont have

[mystic pecan]

what would mini simondio belmont give though

[viscid ridge]

whip

[coral fulcrum]

missingno would give either axe or death spiral (whichever one the original doesn't have)

[mystic pecan]

they dont need one

[quasi ginkgo]

|| mini ritcher gets uno ||

[coral fulcrum]

empty tome (yes i know it's not in the game anymore but it could be cool if it was only for simondo)

[coral fulcrum]

but he doesn't have it

[quasi ginkgo]

He forgets

[coral fulcrum]

mini ||alamaric sniper|| gets vihbuti whip

same thing for characters with similar weapons

[viscid ridge]

||nah, flash arrow||

[mystic pecan]

mini chaos is just the size of the average vs character now

[coral fulcrum]

mini ||old axe armor|| gets ||axe||

[mystic pecan]

what about the otc megalos

what would they look like

[coral fulcrum]

||dominus agony||

except mini ||megalo elizabeth|| who gets ||epi head||

[quasi ginkgo]

Mini Sammy has a a bag of gold replacing vicious hunger

[coral fulcrum]

||power of lire||

mini ||lolo hiss meow and purr|| gets ||flock destroyer||

[mystic pecan]

buff science rocks 🥀

[quasi ginkgo]

add sciencescissors, add sciencepaper, and let sciencerocks + sciencescissors + sciencepaper union into sciencejokenpo

[coral fulcrum]

buff zhar ptytsia (don't mind the messages with it)

[shell turtle]

Vampire Survivors battle pass

And a new paid currency: Survivor-Bucks that you use to buy premium characters

Also make revives cost $0.99

Strong characters cost money to buy. Queen Sigma would cost $5.99

Also in game ads play constantly

Also make the game much harder so players have to buy bonuses to survive

The power up section now only uses Survivor Bucks

Also add a character named Jim

Sammy told me that suggestions are Sammy Approved ™

- “Sammy approves this message. Happy Birthday!”

[coral fulcrum]

10.99 dollars each week (if you don't pay you explode)

[quasi ginkgo]

add Pinball Stage

[quasi ginkgo]

new char || pistacchio || ratcho || a guy name inspired like dragonball does with edible stuffs ||. his weapons is || pistacchio, a track closest target type bullet that pierce hitting nearby enemies close to the first one and has a boomerang effect, the higher the weapon level the more pistacchios it fires, higher max amount of chainable hits and faster they move || || if no more than 1 enemy on attack range sight so chainable dmg not released stacks for the next attack ||

[ebon forge]

add cyberpunk

[shell turtle]

Add Luigi

And his signature weapon the Luigi Magnum

Which would evolve into the iconic Luigi Assault Rifle with the passive Mini Luigi

Luigi from Mario

Just realized that it sounds like I might be referring to another Luigi.

[grave dragon]

That joke is genius XD

[coral fulcrum]

add an autoplay relic

[quasi ginkgo]

add a char that has 2 timers that take in consideration. the time the char is standing still not moving, the more that timer raises the stronger the char become, the second timer takes in consideration the time the char is moving, the more the char moves the higher the curse raises.

[quasi ginkgo]

challenge: ||don't afk, random levelups, wicked season as first arcana, keep moving non stop with that char on room 1665 and complete the stage ||

[quasi ginkgo]

more move speed = faster curse rises (when moving)

|| at high move speed that char will be like john wick on the movie fighting with everybody ||

[quasi ginkgo]

Add every arcana and darkana on select char screen, no matter the arcana/darkana you choose the arcana/darkana choose chuck norris to play.

[prisma root]

add a TCG Gray reaper boss fight

[bright orbit]

How about a DLC where you start behind the counter of a fast food restaurant and you have to fight the waves of incoming customers with food based items

[mystic pecan]

so just like
that one deltarune physical challenge

[bright orbit]

don't know. Haven't played Deltarune

[coral fulcrum]

you mean the rhythm based one?

[mystic pecan]

no the food one

[coral fulcrum]

oh the one with godzilla ok

[mystic pecan]

yeah

make it if you put eggs on fleaman it all goes into curse and nothing else

[quasi ginkgo]

let exp gem also deal dmg to fleaman if by chance any hits him back.

[coral fulcrum]

enemy fleamen should also have game killer so they can hit you with it

[quasi ginkgo]

make a bug that if you play with the same character after you complete a run with inverted on and disable on the next run, your char will play just that last run up-side-down.

[quasi ginkgo]

|| that bug is a feature ||

[echo lintel]

enemies are reskinned as 🐛s if it triggers

[coral fulcrum]

remove every bug by saying they are all features

[quasi ginkgo]

Peppino adventure: || Root of all Evils ||

[quasi ginkgo]

pre lore history, || maybe a chance to see a cut-scene with the vampire and his coffin ||

[honest gulch]

New character: Armando Casas (spanish joke, translated it's "Building Houses"). Same movespeed as Peppino and uses a new weapon: Wood Planks (Evo is "Concrete Blocks", evolves with Torrona's Box at max) that "builds" a projectile around the player at random, when maxed, it builds an entire house on the player as a finisher. When evo is maxed, it builds a skyscraper as a finisher.

[tender narwhal]

I don't think I like the chaos roadmap anymore

[coral fulcrum]

darkana that gives you 1 gold per frame if you are not playing as sammy

[coral fulcrum]

darkana that puts one random stat ar its cap every minute (the buffs do not stay, move speed and curse might kill you instantly)

[wheat spire]

An item that adds +1

[viscid ridge]

+1

[wheat spire]

this guy gets it

[mystic pecan]

an item that subtracts 1

[echo lintel]

-1

[mystic pecan]

this guy doesn't get it

[echo lintel]

item that multiplies by 1

[mystic pecan]

×1

[echo lintel]

this guy kinda gets it

[coral fulcrum]

item that divides by 1

[ruby plover]

÷1

[wheat spire]

this guy neither understands nor misunderstands it

[coral fulcrum]

item that exponentiates by 1

[mystic pecan]

^1

[coral fulcrum]

this guy may or may not get it

[hollow ermine]

add these characters to the game. not familiar with who they are, but just add them, because fandom said so!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nvm they're characters from gnosia apparently

but add them cuz i said so!!!

[quasi ginkgo]

New game: || Survive Vampires || || where actual vampires attacks the chars ||

[radiant junco]

item that tetrates by 1

[quasi ginkgo]

|| he is the master of it since he tetrated his days a lot ||

[coral fulcrum]

¹x

[cedar pilot]

An item that iterates

[coral fulcrum]

we missed a step

[quasi ginkgo]

this guy may have gotten it but the step missed to get it

[coral fulcrum]

item that equals 1

[mystic pecan]

=1

[coral fulcrum]

this guy is it

[mystic pecan]

yeah i equal 1

[quasi ginkgo]

Poe's Hp is low, would you tell him to eat a garlic to recover hp or just a floor chicken instead? || my votes don't count since I needed to place the emojis for anyone that want interect about it in this joke channel|| || if garlic wins maybe in the future as a joke poe could get 1 hp when getting garlic on the floor from a stage ||

[radiant junco]

https://fixvx.com/crlglassesdaily/status/1946507353928446335 em adventure reward thats just this

dailycoralglasses (#2 robotfreaker of the century) (@crlglassesdaily)

found an absolute gem on my phone from 2021

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jul 19, 2025, 9:48 AM

[mystic pecan]

they mail it to you when you finish the adventure

[coral fulcrum]

they mail you a video

like a star wars hologram machine

[paper crown]

Maria's passive of boosting her followers should apply to anything that vaguely resembles a follower. Gatti Amari. All crewmates. Summons from castlevania whips. Alucard.

[mystic pecan]

add 4

https://tenor.com/view/fantastic-mr-fantastic-invisible-woman-human-torch-the-thing-gif-6293013181369359279

[coral fulcrum]

add 5

[quasi ginkgo]

seasons

[coral fulcrum]

language randomizer which randomizes the language of every individual word when you open the game

[quasi ginkgo]

after that it opens a full screen bug selector menu letting you choose the bug you want, read carefully.

[coral fulcrum]

entomologists shall love this update

[sweet bay]

Add.

[ruby plover]

add a small chance to get a white hand jumpscare when opening the game

[coral fulcrum]

this guy

[coral fulcrum]

darkana that makes you win the run so hard that you are accused of cheating and are forever banned from playing the game (actually cheating does not trigger this)

[quasi ginkgo]

sets stage time to zero and it bugs making all next runs attempts into a zero time runs forever.

[karmic olive]

Darkana that makes all stats go up by 1% every second, but xp deals dmg to you and decreases a random stat by a tiny amount (golden egg)

[paper crown]

Unfortunately instead of joke you just created most op darkana combination

[echo lintel]

what made you assume that poncle cant create a darkana combo thats even more op

[quasi ginkgo]

yep, garlic darkana has all to be the most op but only the vampire have that darkana

poe is the only char that can survive the effect of that darkana

[quasi ginkgo]

|| word has it that in the past sb managed to get that darkana from the vampire when he was distracted and that guy used it against the vampire and died as well, but the vampire got lucky and barely managed to survive (as the user had no talent with darkanas) and escaped hidden from everybody ... from that time on people believed garlic kills vampires ||

[coral fulcrum]

make the arcanas playable

[paper crown]

You misunderstood, I meant that it's a great thing - no matter what "disadvantage" people think of, we have technology to turn it into a buff 💪

[coral fulcrum]

#1282537472844370001 message

[paper crown]

The game is still on while the unsafe crash is beginning, the screen looks like this and new enemies spawn. Reaching minute 30 kills the game. Would love it.

[viscid ridge]

it bricks your pc

[coral fulcrum]

what's the upside

[mystic pecan]

hey thats me

[coral fulcrum]

correct

[paper crown]

The upside is uhhhhhhhh new pickup items like rosary that instead of killing just doubles enemies on screen

[coral fulcrum]

that's not good if your computer hypercrashes and explodes which makes the game not visible anymore

[paper crown]

The same happens on average endless run tbh

[quasi ginkgo]

invincible

[mystic pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/invulnerable-gif-22484955

[coral fulcrum]

yeah but you can't go to the result screen anymore

[paper crown]

Given that milk elementals walking animation kinda resembles churning, if you do not defeat them fast enough, they turn into butter elementals

[quasi ginkgo]

first: milk elementals, right after: milkshake elementals, later: butter elementals, and to finish: buttershake elementals.

[echo lintel]

cola elementals

[coral fulcrum]

yogurt elementals

[quasi ginkgo]

cheese elementals

[echo lintel]

cheeseburger elementals
big mac elementals

[paper crown]

Of course, cheese needs to be aged, so once milk elemental reaches this stage, it finds a place where it won't be disturbed, for example some empty coffin.... Until someone opens it and frees the perfectly formed cheese woman

[karmic olive]

Character that’s overpowered and gains 1 egg every 20 levels, but gaining xp decreases into negative lands of negative heights

[quasi ginkgo]

Now It gives some sense to why was after a cheese

[tender narwhal]

Lesbiabs! 😊 😊 😊

[coral fulcrum]

Isn't that literally ramba

[quasi ginkgo]

they could be friends or acquaitances instead of affair instead of that as an only option || or needed to find to look for sth was looking for || || because the cheese was a person ||

[hybrid pike]

Still hoping for Poncle to add casino and gambling to the game

[karmic olive]

In menu or in maps?

[echo lintel]

how about both
or how about a proper balatro collab

[coral fulcrum]

add jimbo on the run result screen

[karmic olive]

Add blueprint (copies the passive weapon on the right)

And brainstorm (copies the left-most passive weapon)

[coral fulcrum]

doesn't have to be passives

[sweet bay]

make moon rabbit playable i beg you

[echo lintel]

snake eater
union of and

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-invisible-invisible-metal-gear-metal-gear-solid-mgs-v-gif-2291332870157921142

[echo lintel]

challenge stage that start you at 30min (spawns one reaper immediately) but timer ticks down instead of up
(triggers when timer reaches 0)
(endless doesnt work)

[quasi ginkgo]

benjamin button mode

[karmic olive]

New mode: United
All listed weapons prompts are replaced with all weapons. All passive weapons affect weapons

[quasi ginkgo]

nightmare mode: || all enemies are , you start at max level without arcanas/darkanas, you just go with your starter weapon at level one, if you manage to kill a enemy you lose a level and get a windows (like level up) to get a passive or weapon ||

[coral fulcrum]

remove every weapon

[mystic pecan]

add every weapon
except for shadow pinon

[quasi ginkgo]

everytime the char level up all enemies on the screen also level up and get the same weapon or passive you got

[coral fulcrum]

add shadow pinion and remove gatti amari (keep flock destroyer

[quasi ginkgo]

fuse flock destroyer with sorbetto, and make ice cream destroyer

[coral fulcrum]

add a passive that allows any two weapons to fuse together to become an entirely new and really good weapon that encapsulates the main ideas of the two

[karmic olive]

Gorgeous moon and infinite corridor:

[coral fulcrum]

the gorgeous moon effect but the pentagram breaking doesn't happen and it just keeps going (it caps it's speed based on growth) but instead of instakilling it halves enemy hp or freezes them

[karmic olive]

Yes

But you must realize

Inf cor gets + duration with great gospel and gorgeous moon only amount

And duration is easily capped…

[quasi ginkgo]

let it freeze on first activation and on second activation it instant kills and get crystal cries darkana

[coral fulcrum]

i never said the effect would stop

[hollow ermine]

Make the wiki a stage

[coral fulcrum]

that's not a joke please do it

[hollow ermine]

actually, you know what

make the wiki stage mechanically like the emerald diorama stage

[viscid ridge]

where you enter parts of the wiki though doors
||wait thats just astral stair 2 isnt it||

[hollow ermine]

you spawn on an altered main page that lists some bosses, and when you walk into the area listing a particular boss, you will walk on the boss's page and the boss will meet you from the infobox

and the altered main page can list some random stage items, like a bunch of basic weapons like whip, magic wand, and garlic, and a handful of passives too

[karmic olive]

New map where the enemies move in a fixed direction, but rather than just in a line they spin around the screen

[coral fulcrum]

moongolow eclipse

[wheat spire]

Add an update that's 500GB in size so you guys can be considered a AAA game

[coral fulcrum]

it's already a AAAA (only since laborratory

[quasi ginkgo]

char || update || joins the survivors

[quasi ginkgo]

weapon: || when ||

[karmic olive]

Maybe not the most jokey item but:
water balloon (weapon)
Fires a projectile at the furthest enemy. On impact creates a damaging zone that shrinks over time.

Fire like knife

Size could effect duration

[shell turtle]

There’s Atmo Torpedo

Which functions very similarly to your idea

[karmic olive]

Also Bucky ult:
super knife turbo deluxe 2.0:
damage scales with speed (multiplicatively)

[shell turtle]

New weapon: Wind Knife, Knife but it now scales its damage with Growth

[karmic olive]

Throwing things faster in real life makes them deal more “””””dmg”””””

[shell turtle]

New change: Knife now inflicts bleed for 8 seconds

[karmic olive]

New change:
knife now grants 1 muscircle (+1/+0)

[viscid ridge]

we doing peglin now

[karmic olive]

You play peglin?

Pog

[viscid ridge]

no
i watched it though

[karmic olive]

Alr

Free demo tho

But Alr

[shell turtle]

Buff the Chalanda random, for no reason in particular

Asking for a friend

[karmic olive]

I low-key never played chalanda even tho it’s my first secret

This shit isn’t a joke

[shell turtle]

Random is actually surprising strong

There is a lot of unique mechanics with how random works but most of the time Random is really good

[karmic olive]

Oh Alr I’ll try him then!

[shell turtle]

Randoms stats go up and down randomly as you level and the way it works is different for eaxh random name

[karmic olive]

Weapon idea: rain 🌧️
Projectiles are permenant
1 amount, about the size of knife w/ -90% area, 1-3 dmg, cd 5 seconds, speed of base la roba, projectiles fall down and loop

Lvl1 +1 projectile
Lvl2 +1 base dmg
Lvl3 +100% base area
Lvl4 -1 second cooldown
Lvl5 +2 base dmg
Lvl6 +1 projectile
Lvl7 +50% base area and +50% base speed
Lvl8 +3 base dmg

Evolution: storm ⛈️ (evo: amount)
When enemies are defeated by this weapon they turn into projectiles themselves.

[viscid ridge]

hyrdo storm

[coral fulcrum]

new weapon: dagger

throws projectiles in the direction the player is moving or last moved.

daggers added with the amount stat are fired in short volleys parallelly. The firing Interval is decreased on levels 4, 6 and 8, grouping each volley of daggers closer together. Each dagger can only hit one enemy unless their peircing stat is increased at levels 5 and 8. They can pass through walls.

While playing with a keyboard, the daggers are only able to be shot horizontally, vertically, or diagonally at 45° angles. When playing with a touch screen or a joystick of any kind, the daggers are able to be fired in any direction.

[echo lintel]

evo: devil daggers
[insert a way to recreate devil dagger mechanics in vs]

[coral fulcrum]

No, let's call it million blade

[karmic olive]

Weapon idea: liquid gold
Fires projectiles in random direction. Lose 1 gold when projectile is fired.

Evo: Midas touch
Hit stage items are turned into copies of stone mask. Hit pickups are turned into golden finger

[coral fulcrum]

The million blade continuously fires a never-ending stream of dagger projectiles in the direction the player is moving or last moved.

The million blade shoots three times faster with a sizable increase to Speed, with a small increase to Interval. The projectiles can pass through walls.

[quasi ginkgo]

New evo: billionaire, evolution of milionaire

[coral fulcrum]

lose one gold might make gold farming very easy

[echo lintel]

immediately kills you as you're not immune to transmutation
just like in noita

[karmic olive]

Just changed it

What y’all talking about

[quasi ginkgo]

When playing with Sammy It would instead activate gold frenesi mode.

[echo lintel]

new weapon: egg shooter
shoots s that deals MASSIVE damage, lose one egg with each projectile it fired, disabled if have 0 eggs, wont be in levelup pool/candybox if have less than 10000 eggs

the one weapon that sigma cant use

[quasi ginkgo]

But every time a enemy is killed with that weapons all enemies of that type get a stat increase randomly permentaly till the run end.

[echo lintel]

if egg projectile hits another character in co-op mode it gives that character one egg

[karmic olive]

Weapon idea: negative 9 🔫
Fires piercing projectiles at the nearest enemy. +1 weapon slot.

Evo: negative 47 🔫
+3 weapon slots. x2 amount for every empty weapon slot.

Passive weapon idea: pocket

1. +1 weapon slot.
2. +1 passive weapon slot.

[quasi ginkgo]

If a char pick pocket on the floor It summon a red death.

[echo lintel]

literally caught pickpocket-ing

[hybrid pike]

I still want an in-game casino where we can waste spend all of our hard-earned money in various gambling activities that are totally not rigged against the player at all like blackjack, high or low, hold em poker, roulette, video poker, slots, race betting, etc

[karmic olive]

What if every song was a relic

Forest night fever and such

Reincarnated echoes:
your max health is augmented by 25% after reviving. Retain 80% health after reviving. Listed weapons gain +1 amount for every revive you’ve used this run.
((meal ticket where are you))

[quasi ginkgo]

meal ticket also benefits from revives

[tender narwhal]

We don't have a meal ticket emote

[karmic olive]

Omg it’s an op

Pray to wildcard

Oh wait

[tender narwhal]

An implies multiple people posted this thread

[karmic olive]

“”””original poster”””””

Why

[quasi ginkgo]

he started this thread

[karmic olive]

too many things have acronym O P

op, op, op, op

0p, oh, P, opie (wan kanopie)

Zero point, optical projection

[echo lintel]

new weapon: op
shoots the letters op at you

[karmic olive]

Which one?

[echo lintel]

just the 2 letters

[karmic olive]

0% probability is an op

Oscar peralta?

Owen pedroscali?

Oliver panache

[quasi ginkgo]

old poe

[karmic olive]

Older Poe

Oldest poe

Olivia pujectsin

Old pugnala

Iron green intent:
listed weapons gain additional speed when moving
: :

[coral fulcrum]

i agree but please elaborate

anyways since the beta seems to be advertising online miltiplayer with free roam (I can't play it) and there is already offline multiplayer with no free roam add semi online (local wireless) multiplayer with paid roam (you pay 2$ for every 2 sad molisani walked off screen compared to the host)

[karmic olive]

Gaze upon the stars:
experience gems can be created randomly. The chance this happens is determined by all stats except for growth, luck, greed and curse.

[karmic olive]

Before concession X:
when enemy speed, health or frequency increases, gain 1% curse. The minute before a treasure boss spawns gain +8% might, +4% area and +2% projectile speed. If you do not consume a revive during the next 2 minutes, keep these effects. All stats are uncapped.

Before concession:
gain 1% curse every second. Taking damage from bosses increases your base damage by 1 x # of chests opened and critical chance by 1% x # of bosses you’ve defeated.

[shell turtle]

Add Evil Crystal Cries in the next update

[karmic olive]

Crystal tears of joy?

Vempair survaivors:
spawn 1 bat every second, then add this effect again onto this arcana.

No mortals allowed:
increase the duration of invulnerability by 100ms. Listed weapons gain +500% duration when fired whilst invulnerable.

[coral fulcrum]

Saranbande of Healing - Vampire Survivors

All healing is tripled. Additionally, all healing triggers an Area-of-Effect damage pulse within a variable range, dealing damage equal to half of the amount healed. The damage from the healing pulse benefits from Might. It does not require missing health to deal damage.

[mystic pecan]

this would never happen

[quasi ginkgo]

inverted floor chicken, it fly on the screen above all effects/animations.

[karmic olive]

When the clouds drown:
an immortal drowner is spawned on pickup. Gain +1% move speed, +0.05 amount, +0.05 revive and -0.1% cooldown for every second you stand completely still after your 60th.

Unholy invocation:
enemies can pickup blue experience gems and level up, gaining +10% health and a random weapon. When enemies with level X are defeated, that enemy drops the experience it’s hoarded along with X of listed items.

Needs more fighting:
area, might and magnet are averaged and the average is assigned to each of those stats. For each weapon you have that isn’t affected by these stats, gain +1 amount and +1 armor.

I’m too lazy to put weapons rn lol

[echo lintel]

(semi serious) (beta spoilers)
buff moonlight bolero to have a VERY small chance to spawn a miniboss that drops a ||golden treasure chest||

[quasi ginkgo]

||the greed dmg darkana is any good?||

[karmic olive]

Daimond treasure chest:
spawns weapons that aren’t in this game specifically (eg brainstorm, pebball etc)

[karmic olive]

Say its name pls idk what ur talking about

[quasi ginkgo]

||I don't know the name I just saw sb saying there is a darkana that deals dmg with greed||

[karmic olive]

Beta or no?

[quasi ginkgo]

beta

[karmic olive]

Oh Alr I ain’t looking at beta rn spoiler free time

[echo lintel]

||victorian horror||

[quasi ginkgo]

|| true horror's fav darkana ||

[karmic olive]

Char idea:
permenant -1 amount, -1 revive and -10 armor. When spending coins, decrease the amount spent by 5000.

[karmic olive]

Add every orb from peglin into the game as a weapon trust

The beginning (not to be confused with beginning): your left-most ability is copied to the right-most weapon slot. Your right-most passive is copied onto your left-most weapon slot.

Red and blue: chance to replace experience gems with hearts. Hearts also add 0.5 recovery. Magnet is capped at 5000%. When gaining magnet at 5000% magnet, gain recovery instead.

Gatti Amari:
all projectiles and effects last 10 seconds. When projectiles are supposed to last longer than 10 seconds, that weapon gains +1x amount for every 5 seconds those effects should’ve lasted.

Peji 18:
double might, cooldown, armor, amount, and luck when at 10% max hp or less.

[coral fulcrum]

omegorb makes your other weapons weaker

[radiant junco]

https://discord.com/channels/904353235006017556/1402008705364398231 im dead serious with it

it would be really funny

[quasi ginkgo]

It would be fun a Beach Stage on the game.

Fighting sharks, dolphins, crabs, killer whales enemies and on.

[karmic olive]

We already got crabs

[coral fulcrum]

add lobsters

and other crustaceans

[echo lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/crab-rave-dancing-dancing-crab-gif-16543314

[karmic olive]

Song of mana:
listed weapons get -2% cooldown, -30% area and +1 amount. Retrigger this effect for every one of the listed weapons you own.

[coral fulcrum]

Genji: Days of the Blade collab where you fight historically accurate japanese warriors and the boss is a giant enemy crab but you can flip it with traps on the stage to attack its weak point for massive dammage.

[karmic olive]

Titanic enemy crab

[coral fulcrum]

No this is the origin of the giant enemy crab so that's still its name

instead make a titanic crossover with the titanic enemy crab

[quasi ginkgo]

not enought besides sharks, dolphins, whales, killer whales, crabs, lobsters, other crustaceans, we also need octopus, starfish, oysters, seahorse and more

[coral fulcrum]

seagulls

also manatees and dugongs

[karmic olive]

Moms are tough:
listed weapons can no longer evolve, but they create a copy of themselves that fires offset from its predecessor when they would’ve evolved.

[coral fulcrum]

also saint elmo from castlevania order of ecclesia

[coral fulcrum]

how does garlic work here

[karmic olive]

-50% cooldown basically

[coral fulcrum]

oh ok

wouldn't it make more sense if it was reserved to weapons belpaese characters start with

[quasi ginkgo]

|| : see what they have to do to have a fraction of our power ||

[karmic olive]

A yes

Pugnala belpaese

[karmic olive]

Sole solution:
defeated enemies drop exactly 1 gold on the ground, regardless of greed. Collecting gold coins sets a random non-boss’s health to 1.

Dust Elementals:
listed weapons deal no damage anymore, but other effects they trigger are tripled.
((embrace of gea)).

Temptation of the occult:
trigger gold fever every minute. High chance to also trigger golden finger when triggering gold fever. Character gains +1% greed and +1% curse every level (max +100% per minute). Listed weapons create lightsources every 100 times they trigger.

The eudaimonia Machine:
+0.1% might, +0.1% move speed and -1% area for every egg you have. Gain 1 gold for every egg you have. Generate bouncing projectiles that instantly defeat enemies hit and lose 1 egg for every bouncing projectiles created.

It stares back:
an immortal undefangable enemy spawns every time a treasure chest is opened. Every 10 times listed weapons damage these enemies ,they glimmer a special tech.

Should I give each of these weapons a new tech or nah

[karmic olive]

Extinguished Flame:
light sources, ndujafritta and roast chicken freeze enemies. Weapons deal additional damage to frozen enemies and listed weapons can defang frozen enemies hit.
:

[coral fulcrum]

what would you do with kazoos of the foscari

[karmic olive]

Don’t have that dlc, explain

[coral fulcrum]

you have that music and 3 others without the dlc

[karmic olive]

Uhh

That doesn’t explain shit

[coral fulcrum]

you can find it if you don't use advanced music selector

[karmic olive]

Ok ima try it rn

[coral fulcrum]

try going left first

[karmic olive]

Kazoo of the foscari:
Summons a follower when using rerolls, skips or banishes during runs. This follower has 5x your max health, starts with listed weapons and passives, and levels up when you do (with limit break).

[coral fulcrum]

That's insane

[karmic olive]

The passives only work for the follower and 2 of them increase curse for everyone.

And I may or may not be an idiot but I think followers don’t start with your amount of eggs

[karmic olive]

Slaying kazoos:
Augment max Hp by +1% every level. Recovery is halved and gained recovery is halved once more. Listed weapons increase max hp by 1 when they defeat an enemy.

[karmic olive]

Hide and kazoo:
4 of the Listed items and all weapons are placed in a ring around you. The size of the ring scales exponentially with magnet.

An introduction to kazoo:
when weapons have -100% area, they disappear. +50% area. Area shrinks over time. This shrinkage is prolonged by duration. Weapons that don’t expire now do and listed weapons get -40% cooldown and +40% area.

[karmic olive]

Time for emerald diorama music!

[karmic olive]

A quick warm up:
Ndujafrittas, rosaries, orologions, gold fingers, showstoppers, vacuums, and gilded clovers trigger 1 minute after they would be activated, but they instead activate raining infernos, divine crosses, tachyon wormholes, director cuts, octogram summoners, and daimond blooms.

[karmic olive]

Raining infernos: summons projectiles from the top of the screen. Projectiles disappear over time.

Divine cross: defeats all enemies in sight. Temporarily sets enemy frequency to 0%.

Tachyon wormhole: rewinds time. Enemies are frozen

[viscid ridge]

directers cut...

[karmic olive]

Director cut: gain a random reward when enemies are defeated. +gold finger stuff.

[viscid ridge]

[karmic olive]

Octogram summoners: summons all pickups in a ring around you. Chance to duplicate pickups is effected by growth, luck, and the amount of empty weapon slots you have.

Daimond bloom: Defeated enemies drop the same loot as light sources.

[coral fulcrum]

what if instead of randomazzo we had fixedazzo

[karmic olive]

Yeah it’s just 1 “arcana” that you’re forced to pick up.

[quasi ginkgo]

in fact with have fixedazzo because if were truely randomazzo the arcanas/darkanas would change themselves many times by itself during the run

[karmic olive]

Emerald destinies:
Listed weapons gain +2% chance to deal 2x damage when pickups other than gems are collected.

Feel the beat:
weapons fire an additional time every 4 seconds. Weapons get an additional +10% area, +10% speed, +10% might,, and 10% duration every 64 seconds.

[prime hornet]

You should make a thread with all of these!

They're neat.

[karmic olive]

Yumeha, chipper as ever!:
passive weapons get 3 more level options.

Darkness incarned:
Listed weapons gain limit break and their limit break options have double intensity.

A fierce Engagement:
listed weapons fire projectiles at random enemies that pierce 2 enemies and have special effects.

[karmic olive]

-> projectile (pr) decreases enemies resistance to knockback, freeze and defang.
-> + defeated enemies might drop stationary hearts.
-> will defang hit enemies.
-> generates explosions when hitting defanged enemies.
-> +10 amount. Defeated enemies might produce
-> +20 amount. Might generates when defeating enemies.
-> might fires another copy of this pr when defeating enemies.
-> might fires a copy of this pr in moving direction when defeating enemies.
-> damage done by this pr is also dealt to the nearest enemy.
-> damage done by this pr is dealt to all enemies of that type. Deals less damage.
-> freezes hit enemies
-> freezes hit enemies. Might halve hp.

[haughty laurel]

Dam Evoorg
Every 12 seconds place all enemies at a radius

[hollow ermine]

add a balatro randomazzo for a balatro dlc
The Fool: allows you to select an extra arcana (the fool excluded)
The Magician: quintuples luck and gold bonus for magic weapons (e.g. magic wand, fire wand, etc.)
The Hermit: doubles gold in possession (in game, not just in round)
The Wheel of Fortune: 1 in 4 chance to spawn a 5-item chest with 5 candybox IIs
Strength: quadruples might for weapon evolutions
The Hanged Man: destroy up to 2 weapons in possession, including passives (yes, you can delete weapons in possession with this dlc)
Death: select 2 weapons in your panel, convert the left weapon into the right weapon (yes, you can duplicate weapons in possession with this dlc)

[karmic olive]

Sounds op, love it

[thin juniper]

New weapon: scopa'd rifle
The player throws cards in an arc like peachone either directly above or below them which lands on the floor after they hit a certain amount of enemies.

Whenever a card lands it has a chance to summon a giant hand that sweeps enemies, hand chance can increase with either luck or number of landed cards next to it.

Duration increases how long the cards stay on the ground

Affected by tragic princes and gemini which throws cards in the opposite direction

[karmic olive]

New weapon: deck of cards:
very slow fire rate. When activated, creates a copy of a random arcana you’ve unlocked. This effect lasts until this weapon fires again + / 10.

[coral fulcrum]

new darkana: every 10 seconds, every stat is randomized (each number for a stat goes to a different stat)

[karmic olive]

New weapon: toy mouse
Fired projectiles are temporarily stationary. Path finds to a random enemy slowly, switches enemies and gains +1% area when the targeted enemy is defeated.

New character: Jerry
Starting weapon: toy mouse
Area also affects the characters size. -1% area every 3 levels.

[karmic olive]

New arcana: matryoshka shell.
Unlock condition: reach -100% area with Jerry.
-50% area. Weapons that fire projectiles fire smaller copies of themselves at their ends (max of 3 times.). This effect is further augmented for listed weapons and listed weapons get +1 amount.

[karmic olive]

= +2 max triggers. Only triggers when not moving.
= +2 max triggers. Spawns an orologion once when not moving for 1 minute.
-> bounces an additional time and bounces off of the sides of your screen.
-> pr bounce 45 degrees diagonally.

Rest later

[haughty laurel]

Oompa Loompa Deflation
Enemy size continuously changes between -25% and +25% over 10 seconds. Enemy size starts reducing 1% every level.

Destroyed & Restored Statue
Pool limit continuously changes between -50% and +50% over 10 seconds. The character starts gaining +1% Pool limit every level.

Order of the Bright Day
Projectile Interval continuously changes between -25% and +25% over 10 seconds. Projectile Interval starts reducing 1% every level.

[nimble valley]

Reduced projectile interval could honestly be a crazy idea, especially with AoE like Garlic or Hellfire.

[karmic olive]

Now is time

-> fires a copy of each projectile fired with -80% duration.
-> fires with +30% projectile speed
-> fires the projectile parallel to the main projectile, from the player. +25% area.
-> every other split down is fired from the bottom of the screen with reversed gravity.

[karmic olive]

Forest night fever:
Defeated bats become followers that can’t level up and have 1 hp. Defeated bats have a fixed 20% chance to spawn 4 more bats. An additional random events wheel is placed on your screen, cycles events 2x faster, and every other roll is “bat swarm”. Listed weapons gain +(x1.5) amount for every 161616 bats defeated.
(pako batilliar) (mazo familiar)

[karmic olive]

Libro inferno:
listed weapons generate damaging zones when they expire.
+1% duration when explosions occur. +25% duration if you use this arcana in the Inlaid Library.

[karmic olive]

It’s rainy Minotaurs:
listed weapons are fired from the top of the screen and bounce once off of the ceiling and once off of enemies. Increase speed of one direction when moving in the opposite direction.

[exotic umbra]

Why not mazo familiar?

[karmic olive]

Forgarker

Hopefully spelled right

[karmic olive]

Castle people:
When the projectiles of listed weapons cross, one of your other weapons fire. Listed weapon projectiles cannot leave players magnet range. +10% magnet for every +1 amount or -5% cooldown you have.

[karmic olive]

Ultimate banish, a banish so fowl that it bans weapons from limit break as wel

[coral fulcrum]

ok but I actually want that

[radiant junco]

yeah that's been suggested a few times, actually

usually just preventing sealed/banished weapons from limit breaking

[karmic olive]

Weapon idea: bouncer
Summons stationary walls all projectiles bounce off of.

Evo: speed pads (evo: bracer)
Projectiles speed up when bouncing off of summoned walls

Evo 2: velocity portals (evo: duplicator)
+1 amount if additional amount is an even number. Summons portals. Projectiles might duplicate when entering portals.

Weapon idea: poltergeist
Fires a stationary copy of your character. Fired projectiles might fire from it instead of you.

Evo: untethered soul (evo: )
projectiles fired by things that aren’t your character gain area. Followers might fire projectiles you can.

[quasi ginkgo]

very alike to 's weapon with a plus

[karmic olive]

I’m every reaper:
spawns one of the 6 reapers every 1 minute total your health exceeds 50% max health. All weapons start evolved, candyboxes might spawn in a random positions on the map, and picking up passives or weapons might give you a candybox.

[haughty laurel]

Loud New Hell:
Gives +30 Charm and 300ms Invulnerability time. Gives +1 Amount and +1 Defang per empty passive slot.

[nimble valley]

Think +1 defang should be +1 armour

[haughty laurel]

Yes, but that feels repetitive with awake

Since the theme of darkanas is the counterpart that is doing something different from all arcanas

I know some aren't quite counterparts, but sapphire mist, crystal cries, and wandering in the jet black are obviously counterparts

[nimble valley]

I know, and I think that armour is the counterpart to might, rather than defang

[haughty laurel]

Moonlight bolero should've been counterpart of mad groove imo, hidden anathema then could go for sarabande, hail of the future could be counterpart of game killer?

[nimble valley]

I'm hoping that Darkana 0 is stronger than that, to be fair

Like "when an enemy dies, get 0.1% of the XP required to level up. Increased (multiplicatively) by growth, curse, greed and luck."

[haughty laurel]

Erm, thats way too strong

[nimble valley]

Yeah, the upgraded version of the reward gotten from beating the game probably would be, by design.

[echo lintel]

darkana that allows you to bulk levelup

[nimble valley]

I will admit that I hadn't considered its interaction with Wicked Season

[haughty laurel]

and hail is already strong by its own, you can get literally everything (except the dlc stuffs that require special passives)

[nimble valley]

Not disagreeing there, but I think that what will probably be the final reward in the game should be ridiculous with no semblance of reasonability

[echo lintel]

bolero even more so (get an arcana chest then reroll to get hail)

[nimble valley]

Just to confirm, Bolero is the chest enemies and Hail is the pickups?

[haughty laurel]

yes, bosses per minute and pickups per level

[nimble valley]

Regardless of the fact that it is irredeemably good, the main point was to allow levelling without XP, therefore circumventing the drawback of its counterpart.

[haughty laurel]

counterparts dont need to be synergy tho

[nimble valley]

Granted, but “No levels” and “Many levels” seems just as good a pair as “Another copy of certain weapons” and “sometimes get a copy of any weapon”

[karmic olive]

To me the darkanas feel more like extra arcana’s rather than counterparts, they feel as unique as the arcana’s

[haughty laurel]

by counterpart i mean they have the same "theme" as the corresponding one, but equally unique

[karmic olive]

I mean yeah

But they feel very unique and don’t feel like they correspond to another arcana

They feel like their own thing

Except crystal cries they’re pretty similar and equally unique

[karmic olive]

Barely Staying Alive:
-1 max health when recovering hp non-passively. The character gains +20% might, move speed, speed, area, duration and curse for every unused revival. Listed weapons are affected by stats 2x more when at 10% max health.

[radiant junco]

CORRECT

THANK YOU

they are just MORE arcana. just because some have similar theming does NOT make darkanas a counterpart to arcana

[coral fulcrum]

yeah that other scenario would make them gemini arcanas

[radiant junco]

gemini everything has returned

[exotic umbra]

Give Poe a bad breath Ndujja

[nimble valley]

"Dr. Hipe O Bolic"
Start with Gorgeous moon. Costs to level up do not increase. Upon level up, lose 1% growth and gain 1 charm

[quasi ginkgo]

directer also ignoring gamekiller effect like sammy but without getting exp from gold. || he collects exp intangibly because he is a cosmic being, so the exp gems can still be gamekiller ammunition ||

[quasi ginkgo]

new char that has a permanet passive that has a 10% chance to steal enemies passive after killing them if any (stackable), so you could even steal that hp X level passive some enemies have, || and even getting it more that once since it stacks, but it would require to get from another type of monster that same passive ||

[haughty laurel]

Make the time slowly becomes slower in inverse Coop, and a relic that allows you to reduce game speed

[karmic olive]

Make it so you can go into the inverse, hyper, and hurry coop respectively to gain multiple copies of the roast chicken with a clock in it, so you can speed the game up exponentially more.

[mystic pecan]

add watercooler

[karmic olive]

What would the water cooler do, Poe?

[mystic pecan]

idk vro

[quasi ginkgo]

each time picked permanently raise sorbetto duration by +5% on that run

[karmic olive]

Born to be Undead:
when consuming revivals there is a chance you are granted 2 revivals. This chance is inversely correlated to your max health. Listed weapons gain +5% duration, +2% area, +1% cooldown and -5% speed for every revival you would additionally need to have precisely have 13 revivals.

[nimble valley]

So, on base characters, this grants 60% duration, 24% area, 12% cooldown and -60% speed to the listed weapons

[karmic olive]

Yeah

[haughty laurel]

You mean fleaman is now invincible?

[karmic olive]

If you get more than 13 revivals the numbers go inverse, so -5% dur, -2% area, -1% cooldown and +5% speed for every revival after 13.

[coral fulcrum]

add undertale/deltarune enemy attack patterns as weaopns, watercooler is gilded hand if it was good

[karmic olive]

That should be a dlc recommendation quag

[coral fulcrum]

yeah perhaps every enemy could be an evil robotic version of the monsters/darkners to get around the moral issue of putting the game with "killing is bad" as one of its main themes in the game where you kill every antagonistic entity in your field of view

[ruby plover]

add dark mode to whiteout called "white out" in options

[mystic pecan]

also reduces brightness by 2%

[coral fulcrum]

it doesn't change back after the run you have to go into options to make in normal again

[karmic olive]

It turns every 1 whiteness of pixels into blackness (255 244 255) -> (11 0 11)

[spice urchin]

funny mode: it changes absolutely nothing about the game besides that you have a 1/10000 chance every in-game minute to simply instantly die without explanation

[karmic olive]

Every second and your health is set to 69 or 420 randomly, even if you don’t have that much hp

[spice urchin]

only available in The Bone Zone (the skeletons in The Bone Zone simply got unlucky with funny mode)

||Lisa Tepes|| now takes damage from being near light sources

actually I should spoil that I think for OtC

[karmic olive]

I Might Survive:
-1 recovery. Chance to double recovery. Chance for floor chickens to surround you at critical health and when destroying light sources. Listed weapons luck is temporarily doubled after consuming floor chicken.

[nimble valley]

Wait it's somewhat banger

[haughty laurel]

It's a Small World: (Inpsired by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pihzYu33RE )
Set Area, Growth, and Curse to -99% permanently in this run.

[karmic olive]

This implies that my other ideas were not good

It’s such a passive aggressive comment

I love it, keep it up!

[haughty laurel]

Covertly Being Adversarial

[spice urchin]

Vampire characters (||Dracula||, ||Carmilla||, ||Elizabeth||, ||Olrox||) can't obtain Garlic

[quasi ginkgo]

Feature for players that have otc dlc: if you banish garlic and play poe level 1 garlic with max weapon 1 so every level up summon a fleaman to help

[karmic olive]

How about ?

Or ?

[spice urchin]

can't find the cross
the bible debuffs you unless you evolve it
rosary instakills you

[karmic olive]

Imagine hoping to find a roast chicken in a light source and getting the exact opposite 😉

[haughty laurel]

ceiling duck

[spice urchin]

and also they can't go to the Mad Forest because it's daytime there

[karmic olive]

End fittingly graduate!

[karmic olive]

Unless it’s inverse

[spice urchin]

duck is still a bird

ceiling carp

[coral fulcrum]

||Dracula isn't a vampire.||

[spice urchin]

oh right

[karmic olive]

||He’s a bat, nothing more||

[spice urchin]

bc there's no vampires in vampire survivors

[karmic olive]

It’s all just bats and radioactive waste

The “survivors” are just exaggerating

[spice urchin]

all in-lore vampire characters have been hit with the sanctuary spell you just gotta ignore the fact that's not how the spell works

[karmic olive]

Ghosts are just another one of their hazy delusions

Give me any enemy and it’ll probably be a phony.

[spice urchin]

the bat is made of cardboard

[karmic olive]

No it’s just a bat

[coral fulcrum]

no ||dracula|| is just some guy

[karmic olive]

The survivors are allergic to bat hair

[spice urchin]

serious answer it could just mean that Antonio and co.'s quest is for a specific vampire (likely the one on the cover art) but also I think that's really funny so that's my answer now

[karmic olive]

Specifically Dracula from hotel transelvania 4.

[coral fulcrum]

||olrox|| is a reptilian

[spice urchin]

||Olrox|| is hot

[karmic olive]

Krochi is a cosplayer who’s good at acting

Demons don’t exist

[coral fulcrum]

his sibling is a vampire and thus that makes ||elizabeth|| most likely a dhampir

[karmic olive]

Vempair

[coral fulcrum]

I don't know anything about ||carmilla|| so let's just say she doesn't exist

[spice urchin]

||Carmilla|| isn't real, she is in Hell

[karmic olive]

If she’s a supposed ghost then she doesn’t exist

[karmic olive]

She’s therefore a ghost

And ghosts don’t exist

[coral fulcrum]

i think she flickers in rondo of blood so yeah ghost

however how do we deny siugnas' vampirism

[spice urchin]

"ghost" implies she still walks the Earth
she is not real

||CARMILLA|| IS SIMPLY NON-CANON I'VE HAD AN EPIPHANY

[spice urchin]

they don't matter I eated them

[coral fulcrum]

fair

but he literally says "I am siugnas the vampire lord" in the saga emerald beyond trailer

[spice urchin]

nuh uh

add a new style for Krochi that removes the cross from his chest and replaces it with a :)

is Krochi's chest cross chest hair

or is that just there

[coral fulcrum]

It's a symbol

[spice urchin]

well did he groom his chest hair into that symbol or did he like draw it on

[coral fulcrum]

I think krochi is a fallen angel so it might be related to that.

[spice urchin]

angels probably grow chest hair

[coral fulcrum]

I don't know enough about angels to confirm that.

[spice urchin]

until I'm given proof that it's not, that cross is his chest hair

purely because I think that's silly and dorky

and his crossless alt is just him after shaving

[karmic olive]

Make a relic that gives every character a skin that starts ch with the passive needed to evolve their weapon

[coral fulcrum]

character that gets 1 random arcana per level (duplicates are allowed because it's funny, game killer is included)

[tender narwhal]

this guy gets it!

[quasi ginkgo]

the dog is a vampire

[spice urchin]

||Dracula|| simply has amazing breath he won't go near garlic in fear of ruining the smell

uh ||Olrox|| not so much, he breathes fire

or fuckin, beams of energy? idk what he does in his sotn boss fight it's weird

||Olrox|| is weird, and hot, but mostly weird

[karmic olive]

Mighty Illusion:
experience gems might explode in your presence. Enemies might appear as treasure bosses. Listed weapons gain speed and area in the range of -50% and +50%. This range gets -1% on the negative size and +1% on the positive side every level.

[spice urchin]

new item

lic

half-eaten garlic

effect: it's just half of the garlic aura thing

it comes with a new character
Pc
it's just the right half of Poe, like just the right half of Poe, no extra pixels the sprite just abruptly cuts off and when you turn from left to right the opposite side shows it's always the right half of Poe

[coral fulcrum]

with gemini you just become normal poe

[quasi ginkgo]

and from that time on all sprites gets geminized, we already have backpoe to join poe if you pick normal poe.

with gemini arcana

[karmic olive]

Taking Gemini doubles all stats, including sprite size, the Wikipedia, and your reroll count

[echo lintel]

gemini can also be taken multiple times and the effect compounds eg. 3 gemini'es give a total of 8x

[spice urchin]

Gemini changes the aspect ratio from 16:9 to 32:18

Gemini causes another session of the game to start running if you have a second monitor

[haughty laurel]

gemini makes enemies spawn in pairs

in mirrored positions

[spice urchin]

Gemini spawns two Gemini

[coral fulcrum]

if you use gemini you get the game and dlcs you own a second time

[mystic pecan]

add showman
you can get the same weapon more than once and the same arcana more than once

[spice urchin]

using game killer corrupts your save file

[haughty laurel]

mad groove turns your computer into a black hole

[karmic olive]

Mad groove attracts all your desktop files and puts them in a ring around your vampire survivors icon

You only happen once:
sets revivals to 0 on pickup. For every revival depleted, multiply armor by 1.25 twice. Listed weapons trigger a retaliatory effect when losing health. When your armor is more than the incoming damage, 1/10 of the difference is converted into healing, then increase your curse by 1%.

[nimble valley]

Retaliatory Candybox 🤔

[quasi ginkgo]

only way I can think a candybox retaliating is diabetes

[karmic olive]

?????

It retaliates retaliating diabetes

Description soon lol

[haughty laurel]

Diabetes retallitus

[karmic olive]

Soon is now

[coral fulcrum]

add other chronic illnesses

[karmic olive]

-> deal X damage to all enemies out of magnet range, where X is the number of you’ve consumed this run.
-> deal X damage to all enemies, where X is the number of you’ve collected.
-> the enemy who damaged you is surrounded with projectiles that spin around the enemy. When these projectiles hit an enemy the enemy who’s surrounded with projectiles bounces upwards.
-> the enemy who hit you now leaves a trail of with a set -20% area, 2 amount, and +100% duration.
-> projectiles might fire at enemies who are currently damaging you. This chance is equal to (# of birds you have)*20%.
-> permanent +1% chance to retaliate with 2x damage when taking damage. Permanent +1% chance to retaliate with 5x damage when taking damage.

[karmic olive]

Alzheimer’s ?

[coral fulcrum]

you forget what your weapons and passives and stats are sometimes

[karmic olive]

If context was given I would immediately know this as fact

[karmic olive]

I think I summarized my situation pretty well

[coral fulcrum]

yeah but what i said was the effect

[karmic olive]

The effect

Wow I can’t believe the movie was so great

I can’t wait to watch this movie again

What’s the movie you ask?

It’s a feature film!

I’m probably dumber than you so please cut to the chase

[echo lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/guh-gif-25116077

[karmic olive]

Tbh I’m probably tweaking

Thanks franks

Roaring Thunder:
All weapons also come with a hidden level 2 lightning ring on pickup. Listed weapons come with an additional 2 level 2 lightning rings on pickup.
(Santa javelin) (seraphic cry) (levelin’Eh)

[haughty laurel]

Can you beat Baba is you with Alzheimer's disease?

[coral fulcrum]

Add the fifth number of the alphabet.

[nimble valley]

Doesn't this have astonishing Tragic Princess synergy?

[spice urchin]

garlic is gone
Poe eated it all

[tender narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/ahhh-gif-9549451645697661034

[exotic umbra]

Poe can't eat garlic, because he will unleash the vampire

Vampire inside him

[tender narwhal]

No, that's why he eats the garlic

It keeps the vamp inside him at bay

[spice urchin]

maybe the real vampires were the survivors we made along the way

[echo lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-friend-inside-me-black-and-white-jack-black-chicken-jockey-gif-16459289884914409330

[karmic olive]

Chick in jokey

Call of the Bloodmoon:
spawn an arcana chest somewhere on the possibly visible map after defeating a level*health enemy. This chest isnt affected by arcana VIII (mad groove). Listed weapons are affected by arcana’s 2x more.
(sorbetto)

[exotic umbra]

Game theory: What if Poe is Dracula, but eats garlic to mislead us?

[karmic olive]

Famously vampires don’t exist in vampire survivors

[exotic umbra]

They want you to think that

[karmic olive]

Ok then why can Poe stand in the sun of mad forest?

He doesn’t take any damage

[exotic umbra]

This is a moonlight (I think)

[coral fulcrum]

coop definitely has sunlight

[karmic olive]

And Il molise?

[exotic umbra]

Il Molise is magical or something and coop is artificially lit (Probably)

[spice urchin]

for added realism Poe can now occasionally have a heart attack mid-run

[karmic olive]

No he randomly loses hp and the amount can be more than your hp

[coral fulcrum]

moonlight is reflected sunlight so they would die of they were vampires

[exotic umbra]

You are right!

But does vampire burn is sunlight or any other starlight?

[coral fulcrum]

they don't actually burn they pretend to die in sunlight because it makes them look cooler

[karmic olive]

It’s a way they fake their deaths

[karmic olive]

Catch You at Carlo’s:
You always move at the maximum speed your move speed will allow. +1% move speed every 5 seconds. All weapons gain speed equal to move speed. Listed weapons behave differently when moving.

-> fire in the faced direction, to your left, to your right and in the opposite of your faced direction.
-> finisher surrounds the screen and is more powerful in the opposite of faced direction
-> but with garlic and soul eater effect, -25% speed and +50% area.
-> (gaze of gea) but +20% area and a fixed 50% chance to turn unique hit enemies to

[echo lintel]

(beta spoilers) ||pale diamond intrusion buff: ALL weapons that does not already aim at nearest enemy now aim at nearest enemy||

[spice urchin]

remove Herobrine

[karmic olive]

Remove “remove herobrine”

[echo lintel]

remove the vampire

[spice urchin]

what vampire?

there is no vampire in vampire survivors

[mystic pecan]

unremove the vampire

[spice urchin]

add the vampire only to remove it immediately and readd it soon after

[mystic pecan]

add the vampire for one update that lasts for 30 minutes then gets removed in the next

[coral fulcrum]

every copy of vampire survivors is personalized

[spice urchin]

KILL

[karmic olive]

Awe of the Unknown:
all projectiles are aimed at a random enemy. All damage is randomized in the range of 0 - (this weapons base damage). Listed weapons have a chance for critical damage.

[spice urchin]

$1:
gives you $1, but since USD is presumably worthless in the setting of Vampire Survivors, the item is meaningless

evolves into $2 with a Lv.9 Torrana's Box

$2:
two of them.

[karmic olive]

Moving the Sun and the Other Stars:
Listed weapons are fired in a spiral. The size of the spiral gets smaller with speed and larger with duration.

[spice urchin]

what happens if missingno rolls negative of either stat

[mystic pecan]

union with that makes the dollar into usable vs currency, but due to sammy the exchange rate is so bad its practically worthless

[spice urchin]

it's just like in real life

[exotic umbra]

Add Minor arcana which is just Poe/Garlic related arcanas

[exotic umbra]

56 exactly:
Kings, queens, knights, pages, aces and 2-9 of garlics, guns, swords and pentacles

[exotic umbra]

King of garlic:

Changes all pickups into black garlic. Collecting black garlic upgrades garlic hole with do damage based on collected garlics and recovery.
Stages:
I- creates damaging zone
II- zone is larger and suck enemies inside.
III- zone also suck exp gems and garlics
IV- listed weapons and their evolutions are infused with garlic doing new effects
(Garlic) (Knife) (Santa water) (Carrello) (pentagram) (victory sword) (flames of misspell) (108 bocce) (Meal ticket) (magnet)

[spice urchin]

Christmas update that does nothing but give the alleged vampire on the title screen a Santa Claus hat and makes Santa's hat slightly bigger

[haughty laurel]

There can only be one:

Every weapon can only fire one projectile at a time, but the damage is multiplied by the number of projectiles that would've been fired

[karmic olive]

How is pentagram inflicting garlic to dead enemies?

Remedy in the Snow:
enemies are slower and explosions deal more damage.
Listed weapons get -75% speed, 2x amount, and area is raised to the 1.25 power.

[echo lintel]

add jet2holiday
nothing beats a jet2holiday so it can beat

[coral fulcrum]

add

[karmic olive]

quag said add () which beats a jet2holiday since nothing (()) beats a jet2holiday

Martes de Poncle:
Listed weapons might turn enemies into roast chicken.

Should I make counterparts for all arcana’s?

[coral fulcrum]

this should also give more weapons the ability to roast chickens on coop.
also candybox???

[coral fulcrum]

if you want to then you could probably do it

[coral fulcrum]

remove brachyura from otc and replace it with wallman (the superior order of ecclesia boss)

[echo lintel]

spell: whathappensifihaveeverything
starts a run as the last used character and stage with all unlocked weapons (evolved if possible), passives, arcanas (includes ) and darkanas
both weapons and passives are maxed out if possible
this is only usable if the player has at least e30 gold and divides gold by 10 each use

[mystic pecan]

a spell with a downside? blasphemy

[echo lintel]

considering the existence of missingno underflow (and/or sammy) i dont think this is too much of a downside :)

[coral fulcrum]

summoning 2879 reapers is not a downside apparently

[mystic pecan]

yeah its funny

[coral fulcrum]

but it kills you

also what if you have a corn alergy then you die if you do popthecorn

[exotic umbra]

Knight of garlic:

Damage is multiplied by recovery and revivals. Listed weapons get double bonuses based on these stats.
(Garlic)

(and something more)

[viscid ridge]

[exotic umbra]

Yes

[spice urchin]

you can now press ↑↓↘→ and Enter while playing as Alucard to use Hellfire but only if you have it already

[karmic olive]

If you press up up down down left right left right B A S T A R T in that order, you trigger all spells.