a character who is farmer

[plucky crow]

okay so hear me out….I saw corn joke and thought of a weird playable character.

His name is Johnathan. And he grew up on a foggy silent hill like farm. He had not that much aside from a wife and daughter, them they died and in desperation, he struck a deal with a necromancer to reanimate them. Downside is he got more than he bargained for.

His titular weapon are corn golems made from a lot of corn and dead people that go around eating enemies to grow stronger and punch things.

[tight skiff]

It's the infamous korn stand

[subtle glen]

That sounds quite familiar

The only difference being...

Husband and daughter died.

Struck a deal with a certain heart.

Can now summon bone golems.

It's still pretty nice idea.

[warm prism]

Finally, a suggestion I can get behind

[plucky crow]

Aaaaw shoot really? Maaaaan. Still unassuming farmer with Corn Golems….Idk just sounds super funny.

[subtle glen]

Don't feel too bad

I also forgot to mention that this similar story is about a family of opera singers.

[plucky crow]

Oooh lol. Alrighty. Honestly I just saw a thumbnail on a vs secrets vid with corn and was like,”..Corn weapon?!” Then this idea hit

[subtle glen]

It could be better if the corn golem has a chance to steal popcorn (similar to how steals hearts)

[plucky crow]

Oooooo! Yes! Yeah. I didn’t add that because I don’t like making similar functions twice, maybe they also collect items in their maws that they bring back to you?

Also the way the corn Golems would look is that they don’t have much detail that gives off they are made of people, they just huge, maybe a little campy corn golems, with small hints like having bone arms or an eye sticking out.

But the popcorn is cool idea owo. Honestly would love another take on the healing thing cause the only weapons that do that have some downsides to them

[subtle glen]

Darn, that's quite dark.

It would probably look like a human body forcibly stuffed inside one of those corn golems now.