english-chat

[timid sorrel]

RIP Mohammed

[sharp pawn]

Good evening

[modern valve]

Wat is you need

Rip 999

[ripe grail]

Who want play ?

[barren rose]

@summer mesa HE DID IT

100 WS IN PHASMOFOBIA

[summer mesa]

WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY WHO

[barren rose]

STREAMER

[summer mesa]

never played phasmo so idk what 100 WS are

but that sure is a W…

[toxic bridge]

is it bannable if someone calls emergency services and then pushes u into the railroad and emotes on your dead body?

[dire elbow]

crazy

@barren rose @summer mesa Can yall summon and revive chat im bored

[tribal depot]

hello

bro

[barren rose]

Amen

[dire elbow]

Conversation time:) ello

[barren rose]

Believe in my strength

I am a fairy

[dire elbow]

I belive u butterfly

[summer mesa]

no

I will only spawn if-

[tribal depot]

no convo

gyat

[summer mesa]

oh hi maja, hru?

[tribal depot]

🔪💀

[dawn lava]

I think my duo just broke his ps5 playing rainbow six siege

[dire elbow]

😭🙏

[summer mesa]

your „duo”?

[dawn lava]

Yes

@ripe grail

[summer mesa]

not your friend? like a normal person would say…?

[dawn lava]

He is my friend

But not just a friend

[barren rose]

I think good

But I'm bored

[summer mesa]

I’m confused by your profile

is that a dacia duster mixed with a renault or is that a actual car…?

[dire elbow]

same

[dawn lava]

Everything is boring

[summer mesa]

no one asked you dipshi- (joke)

[dawn lava]

Even rp servers are boring

[summer mesa]

same lol

[dire elbow]

Thats a step-way combined in a renault

[dawn lava]

EVEN EVERY SERVER IS BORING

[barren rose]

Oh lol

[dawn lava]

It's a Renault Duster 2019

[summer mesa]

better be if YOU step AWAY before I DESTROY YOU IN WAYS YOU MIGHT EVEN LIKE

[barren rose]

That's bad

[summer mesa]

ye

[barren rose]

Everyone knows that won't happen 🥰

[summer mesa]

doesnt exist in europe if I am right…

[dire elbow]

How do I ask my friend for his sisters number to be friends?

[barren rose]

Europe should not exist more than once

[summer mesa]

it doesnt exist more than once cutie

[barren rose]

What

The European continent has existed for many years......

[summer mesa]

but not more than once

there is only one europe

[barren rose]

Yeah?

And what.........

[summer mesa]

„Europe shouldnot exist more than once“
Only one europe -> Europe doesnt exist more than once.

[barren rose]

😨😨😨

[barren rose]

😭

[dire elbow]

ZGTHgtzgzthbgtzfhbjnumk

[summer mesa]

shut

[barren rose]

Our continent should sometimes disappear from the world map

[summer mesa]

especially the western parts

like germany france and stuff

[barren rose]

Idk

Maybe

[modern valve]

War das echt

[barren rose]

#german-chat

@summer mesa wake up

@dire elbow and you

[dire elbow]

wat wronk

Me tinking

tuf situation

I can risk it all or stay with what I have

[barren rose]

What

[dire elbow]

mmm

[dawn lava]

E

[barren rose]

What😭

[barren rose]

F

[dawn lava]

G

[barren rose]

H

[dire elbow]

Im thinking cuz I can either make 1 friend and maybe something else or have just a friend or nothing

[dawn lava]

I

[barren rose]

J

[dire elbow]

k

[dawn lava]

L

[barren rose]

In the Polish alphabet it is now Ł

M ig

[dawn lava]

N

[barren rose]

I don't understand

[barren rose]

Wha-

[dire elbow]

Eh ill see

[barren rose]

K

[barren rose]

O

[dire elbow]

P

[dawn lava]

Q

[dire elbow]

R

[dawn lava]

T

[dire elbow]

Wha

[dawn lava]

Idk alphabet too much

I forgot

[barren rose]

R

[dire elbow]

Dawg how old are u 5???😭🙏

[barren rose]

S of

[dire elbow]

T

[dawn lava]

If I was 5 I wouldn't even know discord or Roblox

[barren rose]

W

[dire elbow]

How does one skip so much?😭

[barren rose]

Abcdefghijklmnoprstwxyz

[dawn lava]

X

[barren rose]

Y

[dire elbow]

Missed 3 letters

Z

[barren rose]

What

Q is not in the alphabet I learned 😭

[dire elbow]

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

[dire elbow]

Wha

[barren rose]

Normally

[dawn lava]

Then Q shouldn't exist

[viscid path]

Good evening

[dire elbow]

yE

[dawn lava]

It's Midnight for me

[barren rose]

I have letters in the alphabet such as Ą Ę Ź Ż Ł Ó Ś Ł Ć Ń

😔

[dire elbow]

Wait lemme get my phone

[barren rose]

Aąbcćdeęfghijklłmnńoprsśtuówxyzżź

[dire elbow]

Ă, â, î, ș, ț

[barren rose]

Still more

😈

@summer mesa wake up

[dire elbow]

Aăâbcdefghîijklmnipqursștțuvwxyz

[ripe grail]

ę

[barren rose]

Yeah

[ripe grail]

ó

[barren rose]

There is ó

...

[ripe grail]

ok I was blind

[barren rose]

Ohh I put them next to u

[barren rose]

🙄🙄

@summer mesa WAKE UP

[dire elbow]

Let him sleep

[barren rose]

Him or her

[limpid charm]

Her

[barren rose]

How do you know

[limpid charm]

You mean Helat right

[dire elbow]

Them

[barren rose]

Yeah

[barren rose]

Yeah

[dire elbow]

Yes I might get profit🤑🤑

Risky question leads to profit???

Let's see let's see🤑🤑🤑

[barren rose]

Idk

[dire elbow]

Awaiting results...

Results probably came

[limpid charm]

Him

[barren rose]

How do you know

[dire elbow]

Nope

Still awaiting 🤑

[limpid charm]

He said it often

[barren rose]

Lol

[dire elbow]

God these results are taking longer than usual

[barren rose]

What

[uncut ibex]

Good evening and is it normal that I am banned even though I have not done anything?

[dire elbow]

Have u uhh maybe flew accidentally

[uncut ibex]

?

[barren rose]

Real

[uncut ibex]

I was an admin of a server, I stole and then I found myself banned???

[south sable]

Hi

[uncut ibex]

How do I contact the developers?

Pls

[dire elbow]

Wait

Just wait👍🤑

[uncut ibex]

Ok tyy

[south sable]

@latent kernel

[uncut ibex]

?

[south sable]

?

[uncut ibex]

A because you think I'm going to cheat on a roblox game?

[south sable]

I’ve seen lots of things happen

[uncut ibex]

I am French, I am an admin of a French server, I know everything, I don't see the point of cheating if I am already an admin

[south sable]

I mean ur innocent till proven guilty but your not gonna get banned for doing nothing.

[barren rose]

Psychologist's advice on the National Health Fund

[uncut ibex]

idk bro

[south sable]

send a picture of your ban reason in #media

[uncut ibex]

look

[tight laurel]

Cheateur

(Pseudo :Sasukelebgdu11

[south sable]

https://emergency-hamburg.com/player-report

[honest pivot]

how do you do parking break on pc?

[ripe grail]

Press "P"

[dire elbow]

P

[sharp pawn]

Hi

[barren rose]

Go to sleep

[sharp pawn]

And u?

[barren rose]

I'm going to sleep now

@dire elbow go to sleep lizard

[barren rose]

And I

Gn yall🥰

(except you @dire elbow )

Anyway just jk

[sharp pawn]

Gn

[dire elbow]

:((

[dire elbow]

I don't sleep anymore

[barren rose]

@dire elbow 😡

[dire elbow]

Ah

Gud night chat

[tribal depot]

question

How do i send proof that i dont exploit ;-;

[tepid jolt]

Idk

[south sable]

Hi

[errant goblet]

so am i stupid or do bats just never work for me, yet when someone else has one they can hit using it from 10+ feet away

[heavy verge]

Fr

[errant goblet]

like seriously i can be watching the bat hit someone for me, does nothing. but a dude half way across the map manages fine

[heavy verge]

I literally just saw my fellow police officers being beaten to death and then they escaped on a motorcycle that you can't damage...

And then they take away your points for using a firearm illegally when they just took away your 80hp

[errant goblet]

fr. oh, i have an armored vehicle? guns do nothing???? nah baseball bat hits right through it no problem

to the point like, i know its not ping as i have 60ms. so how does it just not work

[heavy verge]

I'm more worried about the fact that I have the German SWAT gamepass and with my armored truck I can't run over the motorcycles

[errant goblet]

the vehicles are already terrible as is

[heavy verge]

But they can take you down all their hp and you can't do anything, since the motorcycles make them invincible.

[errant goblet]

they have literaly no tourque

so if you have 7 atoms blocking a tire

you cant move forward

jk wana know my biggest gripe so far?? cars have an auto start. so obviously you would think they would also have auto stop once you get out. nope, just run to burn more gas

[halcyon mica]

who want join Emergency Hamburg Roleplay join

[manic field]

This game had 22K+ players and now it has 4.7K

[spare pumice]

Maybe because of the time?

[tepid jolt]

Yea 😭

[peak moat]

if its from anticheat/30d ban then its unfortunately unaapealable

[ripe grail]

Guys

This is a border rp

Join it if you want need more players

Serv owner blocking link now

[tribal depot]

Yes but like i never exploited

Plus i lost all my xp which olwas 56k and pretty much all of the gamepasses i owned.

[tribal depot]

Was*

[summer mesa]

I went to sleep at uh 1

[astral basin]

Ong

teamers are getting smart

[peak moat]

wdym lose your xp

u still get to keep ur progress

[loud galleon]

Good morning, Roblox kids

[peak moat]

morning, hamburgers

[summer mesa]

good morning, fake car enthusiasts (talking to blue), and good morning ppl

[summer mesa]

i never said anything

[ripe grail]

Good morning

[wide summit]

good morning all

[loud galleon]

Emergency Berlin when?

[summer mesa]

Berlin V2…?

[loud galleon]

Emergency Dresden when?

[frosty coral]

hi

[dapper prism]

finally someone speaking up about the car physics

I dunno there's just so many things that are outright strange with the game

and most people don't even talk about it

they just accept it the way it is - that is not how a game improves

[errant goblet]

my best guess, it uses standard off the shelf vehicle controllers

and they arent well tuned

like ive worked a tad bit in roblox's engine and a lot more in unity and thats a problem i spot a lot more the more ive used off the shelf premade assets and scripts

people use them and just implement them without taking the time to fix small issues, or make sure they work properly. so this vehicle controller could be designed for a completley flat racetrack, and it works well with that but when you introduce small terrain variances it just dies

[dapper prism]

could be the same, but I feel they wouldn't just import premade car scripts

don't most of them come with an engine sound also? here every gas car sounds the same lol

[errant goblet]

the suspension system is downright abysmal, the wheels dont have nearly enough give and they are far too stiff

[errant goblet]

and nope. this feels one of the most generic car scripts ever. actually it feels a lot like really old jailbreak cars

[dapper prism]

hmm I see I see

sigh hoping they realize the issues and fix it some day

the gun system needs a revamping also in my opinion

I've talked about it here

maaaybe it's cause they don't use hitscan

[errant goblet]

lol, the gun projectile thing is just the way they handle the over the shoulder aiming

and even then, the weapon system is just a convoluted mess, and thats especially visible with the basebal bat on jewlrey store cases

look straight at them and they dont hit, you have to be at a weird angle

[dapper prism]

this is true, sometimes it just doesn't hit the glass no matter what

even tried punching it, nope!

[shrewd heart]

The anti-cheat detected exploits being used on your account and in response executed an automatic ban, you have to wait until it expires

[dapper prism]

I legit considered myself good at shooting games (played a good amount of Arsenal, CSGO, Valo, etc)

but coming to EH I had to entirely relearn where and how to shoot people if I wanted to hit anyone lol

[dapper prism]

oh, add Jailbreak to the list too

[errant goblet]

again it really just feels like a really meh implementation of a bunch of off the shelf scripts that havent been made to work well together

[rare sundial]

I need assistance from a developer. I’ve tried completing the elite token, but each time I get to find and arrest the theft it won’t let me progress. Tried rejoining many times.

[errant goblet]

reason (number too high to count) the event was meh

[rare sundial]

It’s kind of dumb. It should be fixed no matter what.

[merry vigil]

why would you even try to complete the winter spotlight it is not worth wasting hours of your life for some accesories you will never ever use on your actual roblox avatar

[rare sundial]

Cause I’ve completed every Roblox event since I joined Roblox.

[merry vigil]

ok? still not really something that is worth it who would even know you did that and better yet who would care i sure hope you wouldnt, as it is a few virtual accomplishments that you will never experience the consequences of.

[rare sundial]

Doesn’t matter who knows I did or not it’s my life my decision so it does not matter no what

[merry vigil]

yeah your right just doesnt make much sense.

especially if ur having to encounter things like this while your doing it and its all for some virtual cosmetic sitting in ur inventroy

and im sure they arent gonna fix the problem

[proper topaz]

Wait

Guys, who else is banned for exploiting while he didnt exploit?

[peak moat]

anticheat? 30days?

[proper topaz]

Can i DM you? I got the same problem, i didnt exploit but got banned for that reason

[proper topaz]

I couldnt see the amount. I know EH has a strong Anti cheat system, but i didnt exploit i swear

[shrewd heart]

Let me make this as clear as possible, you don't get banned for no reason, if our anti-cheat system detected exploits being used on your account, then that's what happened.

[proper topaz]

Thats te problem, i didnt use any exploits. Also i was able to join EH 24 hours back, and when i opened ot today i got the message, so how did it 'detect' something while i didnt play??

[shrewd heart]

In this case your ban wasn't caused by the anti-cheat system but manually by a staff member

[shrewd heart]

You got banned for being an active member in servers which distribute to cheats

[proper topaz]

Impossible, last time when i joined there wasnt any EH staff member online in the server i played (since 24 hours)

[shrewd heart]

We don't necessarily need to be in-game to ban your account, we can simply do it via Discord

[proper topaz]

Also, what should i do rn, the support tickets are closed. How could i get a unban?

[shrewd heart]

You'll have to wait until tickets are open again in order to be able to explain your side of the story

[proper topaz]

I remember that someone gave me a invite link, but it was gg discord emergency hamburg, not a cheat server

[proper topaz]

Alr

[peak moat]

did u get perma

[proper topaz]

Idk, how can i check if i got perma?

[shrewd heart]

If there isn't a duration then the ban is permanent

[proper topaz]

It doesnt say a duration..

[proper topaz]

Can i still open a ticket after 2-3 days and explain my side of the story or?

[shrewd heart]

You can

however it's up to the staff member who is responsible for your ban to decide whether you're eligible for an unban or not

[proper topaz]

Alright, thanks for the help anyways!

[woeful turtle]

@ripe grail do yu wonna play?

[ripe grail]

Hello

Anyone in ps4/ps5 wanna play and vc?

[rustic light]

Does anyone want to play as police?

[frail agate]

Hi

[livid lion]

Hallo

[small acorn]

how can i fly on private server

[ocean jasper]

@median granite Why you advertising a exploiting looking a** server in my DMs

I ain’t joining

[median granite]

No?

[mellow ember]

buddy.. I don't think that is allowed

[ocean jasper]

Then what is it

[median granite]

I not's frends

[ocean jasper]

You couldn’t have said hi first?

[median granite]

?

[ocean jasper]

Just sent a link?

[median granite]

??

Sent a link my frends

[small acorn]

how can i fly on private server

[ocean jasper]

Flight (your username) I believe

[median granite]

Godbay

[regal flax]

Hi

[sharp pawn]

good morning

[woeful turtle]

?

[woeful turtle]

fly @ me

[small quartz]

You too

[ripe grail]

🥖 playing?

[sage pawn]

Привет

[stark wagon]

Interested in joining a serious roleplay server? With a active community where we host events and more? Maybe you might want to join are dedicated Moderation team? You can Direct Message me for access if you are interested!

[errant harbor]

WHO WANT TO DO ROOFTOP SNIPING IN EH

[errant harbor]

its Flight@me

[loud galleon]

Y'all need to go outside from time to time

[clear estuary]

I almost crashed a car driving today

I need more practice

I put the car in 4th from 1st

[loud galleon]

Name checks out

[clear estuary]

Lmfao, one of my first times driving be patient with me

[loud galleon]

Iz ok, you'll git gud

[clear estuary]

I hope so, it was funny how dad tried to brake from the passenger seat as I was about to front end an suv

But I wasn't, I was just braking

[loud galleon]

Classic

[clear estuary]

VRUH

I BROKE THE STEERING WHEEL

[ocean jasper]

HOW

[clear estuary]

it has a mechanical lever to go up and down and I accidentally broke the lever

Now it goes free up and down

What do I do

[loud galleon]

Go to the mechanic?

[clear estuary]

Well yeah but how do I explain to my father

He said I could drive as long as I don't destroy the car

[carmine trench]

some kids out there skip the handcuff cooldown and auto arrest others

[loud galleon]

Add ZOLL when?

[loud galleon]

Technically, you didn't destroy the car.
It's still drivable, innit?

[viscid path]

Good Morning

[quasi wyvern]

Guys, if E.H private servers commands to kick or ban players are "server kick player" "server ban player" then, that means there are cmds for game admins like "ban player" or "kick player"?

And that means it won't only kick-ban a player from the server, but ban them from all servers?

[latent kernel]

Yes

[clear estuary]

Well I don't know the safety of that at say 250kmh which is the car's top speed

[loud galleon]

Stoopid question: What's "Steering Deadzone"?

[stark wagon]

Interested in joining a serious roleplay server? With a active community where we host events and more? Maybe you might want to join are dedicated Moderation team? You can Direct Message me for access if you are interested!

[latent kernel]

It's just a setting for people who use steering wheels to drive

[loud galleon]

Whoa, I can use a steering wheel?
Crazy

[ripe grail]

I will try if my g923 steering wheel works on Roblox in EH I will update you guys

[covert verge]

it works

[mossy crag]

Is there a way to fight police teamers?

Also, I finally got unmuted. I was in a timeout for leaving ~6 suggestions in #suggestions as a separate message, reason of timeout was spam.. this seems like abuse of moderation to me and I'm making people aware of this, can't wait to open up a ticket for staff

[covert verge]

be a pro

only way

[mossy crag]

Alr, I caught 1 crim, funny thing is when you run away then the teamer releases suspect from car, then I come in by surprise

[covert verge]

that might be considered spam, cause go in suggestions and look who else has 6 suggestions in a row ? 🤔

just do one wait a few hours and do another

👍

[mossy crag]

Sapphire bot does say as 1st point to have 1 suggestion per message. Also staff could increaes cooldown between messages to 1h or longer if they would like it that way, knowing this it doesn't make sense and there's contradicting rules

There is a cooldown of 2 minutes, that's it

[covert verge]

what were your suggestions anyway?

curious

[mossy crag]

1st one still exist, others were deleted, they were something like:

1. Add one button to refill ammo for all weapons
2. When going on terrain with bike you suddently turn 90 degrees right into wall, fix that please
3. Add pursuit detection system similar as ER:LC has, to be able to arrest those who help other criminals escape

There were couple more, but I forgot now

For that I got 24h timeout, which seemed excessive, not even a warning

[ripe grail]

Hey everyone

[covert verge]

1st one is meh

[woeful turtle]

hey

[covert verge]

second is let's say half realistisch cause the bikes aren't for off-road

[ripe grail]

How are u

[covert verge]

and 3rd no

@mossy crag

[woeful turtle]

good

@ripe grail can you play rn?

[boreal lynx]

Happy New Year from Sydney

[covert verge]

I agree with you tho, should've received a warning first

Happy new year aussie

[ripe grail]

Ty sm

[ripe grail]

🥖 playing?

[mossy crag]

Thank you, I got very frustrated after this 😄

[woeful turtle]

on police

[woeful turtle]

now not

[woeful turtle]

can you join me ?

[ripe grail]

yes send request

no I can’t join

avatar game v2 is not on xbox

[woeful turtle]

bruh

[woeful turtle]

look now

[viscid path]

Hi

[woeful turtle]

hi

[lyric meteor]

hello

[woeful turtle]

@ripe grail

[night flame]

Someone got a PS I can play in?

[unborn gust]

Or bullet points.

[sharp pawn]

Hi

[red sand]

@limpid granite sorry for the ping but do you have time? got like 2 or 4 players on a roof just shotting and feel like there something doing so like they can shot down but we cant shot them either that or they are having un with hacks

[gusty fractal]

@latent kernel

[ruby aurora]

Nice

[red sand]

no dis but this game is not being moderated at all

[prime viper]

Bro im so tired of these hackers bruh

[red sand]

4 hackers in my server just chilling

robbing everything and we cant do anything because they are immune

or said they made them immune

[mossy crag]

@red sand get a recording, so that you would have proof when reporting on EH website

[red sand]

cant dont have acess to the web in my contry

[mossy crag]

Oh ok

[covert verge]

waaat

is that iran

[red sand]

nah what the hacker is using a car to h#mp a other car what is this game

😭

[unborn gust]

Report them then

[red sand]

to what

roblox are not going to do anything

and dont have acess to EH web

[covert verge]

use vpn

[red sand]

costs

[covert verge]

not much

use tor

[red sand]

well it costs and that what matter

[unborn gust]

You got screenshots and their name(s)?

[covert verge]

free

[red sand]

no they hide there name

[unborn gust]

Oh, I would have submitted it for you but not much can be done if their name is hidden 😭

[red sand]

tbh i eel i they even got banmned they will just use an alt

i moderate a game myself and i have prob banned like 300+ where like 89% was alts

[covert verge]

who would cheat on their main Account lol

[sharp pawn]

Hello

[unborn gust]

Some sutpid people do 😂

[covert verge]

hi

[unborn gust]

Hallo 👋

[covert verge]

#german-chat

👿

[unborn gust]

I'm no german...

[red sand]

i eel those in my server are mains

[covert verge]

you said hallo

[red sand]

the way they use saetyhide ther names etc

[covert verge]

Hallo is german

[unborn gust]

Bruh, people know what it says 😂

[covert verge]

ik

🐔

[cobalt nacelle]

hi guys, i can not find last present thief can somebody help me?

it is like on to left side of the map, near the farm, blip is on top of the snow

[unborn gust]

Ya I had the same issue so I gave up lol, Was the hospital guy for me

[cobalt nacelle]

oh damn

i need that spotlight :D

[unborn gust]

Also I think they are random locations so wouldn't be the same as what other people got 😦

[cobalt nacelle]

gg

i am gonna restart my game

and pray for working location

[gusty fractal]

BOGUS

[cobalt nacelle]

nice i got it like in 5 mins now

[woeful turtle]

?

[mossy crag]

What about the new alt account detection Roblox implemented?

[summer mesa]

Thats no alt detection

it‘s a IP Ban.

[red sand]

roblox like never do anything

unles like 20+ reports it

[quasi wyvern]

I hate police-criminal teamers

[mossy crag]

Dev forum titled: Introducing the Ban API and Alt Account Detection (can't post links)

[red sand]

got reported for hacking once took 13 players before roblox even botherd to look at it and banned me yet only got 1 day ban

[quasi wyvern]

How does alt account detection work

[whole sky]

i think i got banned for staying on a cheat server

[mossy crag]

I don't remember, I will read forum as well

[quasi wyvern]

My little brother was exploiting in EH and alt acount detection thought it was a alt of me so i got banned too

[whole sky]

i actually left it 4 hours earlier after i saw the ban🔥🥶

[quasi wyvern]

cant wait to open a ticket

[red sand]

yeah

idk how it works but ik it like scan something and if it finds something everything in that scan will be banned

[quasi wyvern]

ye

[mossy crag]

It probably uses AI as well, because why not

[red sand]

oc it do

ofc'

[quasi wyvern]

when are they gonna add new cars to admin vehicles cmd 😭😭😭

[red sand]

cus yeah why not ai have to be everything now days

before we know ai is in everything we use

even food

[quasi wyvern]

we only have bullhorns, bkm, avantismo and stuttgart

[quasi wyvern]

samsung ai fridge 💀

[red sand]

nahhh

your prob not even wrong

[quasi wyvern]

scans your food and does healthy scan ahh thing

and it has android on it's screen

[loud galleon]

Always the new users

[gusty fractal]

Hello

[gusty fractal]

yeah like you

[quasi wyvern]

and since when are u here

[red sand]

WARNING YOUR MILK IS OUTDATED BY 1 SECEND

[quasi wyvern]

lol nah

not like that

[loud galleon]

JOKE

/dʒəʊk/

noun
a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
"she was in a mood to tell jokes"

[quasi wyvern]

thanks for the definition but i already knew it

also ty for the copypaste

adding to my clipboard

JOKE

/dʒəʊk/

noun
a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
"she was in a mood to tell jokes"

[red sand]

Well, we have some good news! Starting today, we’re launching the Ban API, available via Engine and OpenCloud. This API enables you to remove violating users from your experience, while our new real-time alt account detection will identify and prevent alternate accounts of banned users from joining an experience. As a reminder, this is for violations of your experience’s rules - Roblox will always be there for violations of platform-wide policies.

[fathom carbon]

stop yapping kids

[red sand]

thats somewhat what thee is about API ban stuff

[red sand]

im not a kid

but ok

[fathom carbon]

how old

[red sand]

18 since last week

[sharp ibex]

Okay A-10 warthog

[fathom carbon]

ok true

[fathom carbon]

BRRRRRRRRRT

[mossy crag]

Roblox must be hiding how alt detection works so exploiters don't find a way around

[woeful turtle]

Hello

[red sand]

prob

which can be good and bad

[ripe grail]

@formal goblet i like your photo, can you send?

I dont need more

[crisp elbow]

Where do I report cheaters?

[covert verge]

it's not that complicated

[unborn gust]

https://emergency-hamburg.com/player-report

[gusty fractal]

on the official website

[crisp elbow]

Thx

[covert verge]

more accounts made on same ip sounds pretty obvious to me

[ripe grail]

yo

how do i rob the container

[covert verge]

bomb

[ripe grail]

💣

what

how

[summer mesa]

💀

[prime viper]

@ripe grail Yo ur in my game

[placid spire]

@ripe grail Yo ur in my game

[ripe grail]

@placid spire Yo ur in my game

[jaunty copper]

who tryna grind with my me

[copper lark]

Ello

[distant cradle]

Hey everyone

[ripe grail]

Please I created a private server but when I put a description it only gives me #

[viscid path]

Hi

[kindred zodiac]

Why are there only germans in this game🤣🤣🤣

[glad frost]

how do i fix not being able to put cuffed criminals in my car its so annoying

[ripe grail]

buy bomb in the dealer, and go to the container and explod the bomb there

But do this question in this channel #questions @ripe grail

[frail agate]

Hi

[toxic bridge]

best car to buy for beginners?

[ripe grail]

add more firefighter cars

[frail agate]

#suggestions

[teal whale]

Happy new year y'all!!

its like 6 hours advance

[static night]

I registered a hacker he is ruining the game of other players but the tickets are firm what should I do?

[frail agate]

You too!
-# ( Even tho I still need to wait 6,5 hours )

[frail agate]

https://emergency-hamburg.com/player-report you can report them here

[covert verge]

you too temu travis scott

[teal whale]

i am warning you

[covert verge]

😿

[sage crest]

whats wrong with it ?

[tribal orbit]

Happy new year guys

[proud niche]

is it fair that when someone hacks they get banned for 30days and when i do it i get banned forever?

doesnt seem fair to me ngl

[ivory scaffold]

yes, roblox filters it

[sterile horizon]

Why i get banned forever ?

[ivory scaffold]

you have to write something else

[ivory scaffold]

it is because we're certain you exploited

[proud niche]

he flied a car had no clip and 3 menu for hacks and me i had only esp and aimbot i get ban forever

not fair tho

but it is what it is cause when i tried to speak with admins they just ignored me

[covert verge]

only esp and aimbot

[proud niche]

i admit to hacking but what they did is kinda unfair

[covert verge]

if you admit then accept the consequences

[proud niche]

bro i just said it is what it is but its not fair

[ivory scaffold]

@short hollow caselist @proud niche

[short hollow]

<:error:865860636084142150> Cases not found

No moderation cases including the user 1316028622238126105 found.

[fossil plinth]

pls unban me i only hacked but i want unban plsssssssss i did nothing wrong even though i totally hacked 😭

[ivory scaffold]

@short hollow mute @proud niche 7d Complaining about getting banned while admitting they exploited

[short hollow]

@666trpa muted

Reason: Complaining about getting banned while admitting they exploited
Duration: 7 days

@luketeam5

[ivory scaffold]

fixed

[fossil plinth]

oh ok

[ivory scaffold]

yes

[covert verge]

real

[fossil plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-celebration-joy-confetti-gif-25557730

[loud galleon]

Another exploiter complaining?

[ruby aurora]

#media message 👉👈

[covert verge]

are you next one

[ruby aurora]

[cunning saddle]

🤫

[loud galleon]

Free bro
He ain't done nuffin
He a good boi
He was tryina turn his life around

[fast pecan]

how does the alt detection work?

[covert verge]

ip

[meager bear]

@wide summit

hi i am suraj

can you send me friends server link cauz i am not in my home

@red pike

[wide summit]

hm

[viscid path]

Hi

[placid spire]

thanks

[teal whale]

hi

[placid spire]

hi

[ripe grail]

No problem

[sharp ibex]

Happy New Year

[woeful turtle]

@solemn sigil perfect

[copper lark]

Hi

[ripe grail]

Ok

Thank you too!

[loud galleon]

MEow

[copper lark]

Happy New Year guys (particularly everyone)

[viscid path]

Hi

[fossil plinth]

you too

[teal whale]

ok

[fossil plinth]

yeah yeah i was a bit late

[teal whale]

you too

[versed saffron]

what if u mix water and apple juice? answer appreaciated 🙏🙏🙏

[sharp pawn]

Hello

[bitter raven]

Happy new year to all!

[polar cape]

Happy New Year @ripe grail

[placid spire]

@ripe grail

happy 2024

[delicate lark]

Yooo

[south sable]

@placid spire when will u get the content creator role?

ur my favorite EH video creator

Ropaaaaaaaa

[placid spire]

When Erwin and Felix wants 💀🙏

[placid spire]

omg thanks

[south sable]

you probably need to sell tortias to them so they will give you the role

[south sable]

[placid spire]

i will sell Paella

[south sable]

sell cr7 from 2017

[placid spire]

🤑

[boreal inlet]

Hello

[quick karma]

Hallo Herr Schneider vielen herzlic

[boreal inlet]

#german-chat

💀

[scarlet lantern]

Hello Guys and Welcome to 2025

[boreal inlet]

<t:1735686000:f>

[tribal depot]

Can you help me with something

[teal whale]

no

[tribal depot]

Why

😦

Why

[stark wagon]

Interested in joining a serious roleplay server? With a active community where we host events and more? Maybe you might want to join are dedicated Moderation team? You can Direct Message me for access if you are interested!

[tribal depot]

GET OUT

[tribal depot]

Bro

Whyy

I need help

I beg

[placid spire]

and with me? (i need help to do a video of 2k-5k views)

[tribal depot]

Yall made me loose robux

And xp

That i worked for legitly

[teal whale]

what kind

[placid spire]

you need to be the tester gun (i shoot on you)

[teal whale]

no

[remote drift]

why so many teamers on this game oh my god

[stark wagon]

Interested in joining a serious roleplay server? With a active community where we host events and more? Maybe you might want to join are dedicated Moderation team? You can Direct Message me for access if you are interested!

[wide summit]

happy new year @ripe grail @placid spire

[woeful turtle]

happy new year @wide summit

[wide summit]

happy new year bogus 🎉 ✨

[woeful turtle]

Hello peąchli and happy new year

[placid spire]

peąchli

[placid spire]

you too

[woeful turtle]

pęąćhłi

[frail agate]

Hi

[woeful turtle]

hi

[loud galleon]

Some people need a constant reminder to drive on the right side of the road.

[frail agate]

👋

[frail agate]

Most people do, I guess

[loud galleon]

An american friend was shocked when I told him that

[feral spoke]

Happy New to all!! 🎉🎉

[median granite]

Po

[ripe grail]

I need help I'm at a family meal 30 kilometers from home I opened my airpod box, they're not in it I forgot them at home, I'm stuck there until 4 in the morning with annoying music

[covert verge]

:(

[ivory scaffold]

@short hollow mute @tribal depot 90d Complaining about getting banned, annoying people in DMs, generally being a nuisance

[short hollow]

@lunar.lunar muted

Reason: @tribal depot 90d Complaining about getting banned, annoying people in DMs, generally being a nuisance
Duration: Permanent

@luketeam5

[ivory scaffold]

i see, 90d is too much

so enjoy perma mute

you were warned multiple times

and you annoy people in DMs because of it as well

[livid totem]

Hello

[brisk cave]

Bro got 200 pumped🤣

[ripe grail]

Generally being a nuisance. 😭🙏

[scarlet flare]

Happy new year

But no giveaway?

[ripe grail]

I love the staff here.

[scarlet flare]

Disappointed I thought giveaway would be bcs of new year

[timber cargo]

С НОВЫМ ГОДОМ

[vapid sigil]

got killed by speed hackers the 20th time

well done emergency hamburg

[timber cargo]

Happy new year, I'm from russia

[woeful turtle]

exploiters and EH staff is like mike tyson vc Logan paul

[vapid sigil]

fr bro, this guy has auto fire and he's going like 300k/pH in a starter car

[ripe grail]

That’s bad 💀

[ripe grail]

Yes….

😭

[ripe grail]

what type of music?

What is ??

[ripe grail]

ambient music for old people's evenings

💀

my head is going to explode

[simple mantle]

Guuys

wtf

WTF

[ripe grail]

I dont see what is 😅😅

[simple mantle]

basically

if you're on pc

you can zoom in and see

i'm not gonna describe that and get banned for nsfw

[ripe grail]

Oh im in mobile😅

Show me in mp pls

[simple mantle]

well open discord on chrome and zoom in it's surely and image you will never forget 😭 🙏

[simple mantle]

mp?

[ripe grail]

Oh sorry this french world in english is DM***

Ohhh i see wtf

[simple mantle]

bro breaking the rules and going scott free 😭

no mods online 😭

[ripe grail]

fr @latent kernel worst mod ever

[simple mantle]

did bro leave or did he get banned?

[simple mantle]

Ayo Kluppel is a nice guy

[loud galleon]

Add LIDL when?

[toxic bridge]

whats the best car to buy for beginners?

[ripe grail]

Bugatti

🥸🥸

[frail agate]

Depends on how much money u have

[ripe grail]

thanks

[simple mantle]

That's carzy lol

[frail agate]

Yes very usefull information

[toxic bridge]

i need something thats good for grinding and not too expensive

[simple mantle]

Get a bullhorn admin road runner

[frail agate]

What is "not too expensive", like what amount

[simple mantle]

why did i see that as explosive? 😭

[toxic bridge]

idk bro like below 500k prolly

idk what cars cost

[frail agate]

Around 500k is lambo or smth an option

[ripe grail]

Taycan 440k

@toxic bridge how many money you have now ?

[frail agate]

Thats gamepass also tho

[ripe grail]

Then rs4 or cayenne

[short hollow]

<:success:865860339278413864> Deleted `2` messages

from @deleted_user_c349681dcd08

[ripe grail]

Tyy

[toxic bridge]

what about around 200k

[frail agate]

R8 or continue grinding to M5 or 911

[toxic bridge]

alr also whats the best method for money

[covert verge]

911

[frail agate]

Robbing things, public server give more rewards but u have cops to deal with, private servers give less but no cops

[frail agate]

yeah thats a lot more then 200k tho so that depends

[covert verge]

u can escape pretty much any cop with 911

[ripe grail]

just be a sigma and don’t buy a car, walk

[covert verge]

the m5 has bad handling imo

[ripe grail]

depends on the driver always :)

[covert verge]

you can take turns at higher speeds with 911

not with the m5

[ripe grail]

I have m5 is verryyyyyy good car

[simple mantle]

@ripe grail why did you do that? 😭

[ripe grail]

Did what

[simple mantle]

#bot-commands

😭

[ripe grail]

Oh ehhh

[simple mantle]

r.i.p to all the 10 year olds in the server

who got their innocence taken away from them on new years eve

[ripe grail]

😂😂😂

[barren rose]

One hour and 13 minutes

[loud galleon]

New years eve in the Netherlands is not for beginners

[barren rose]

An extraordinary year

Closing something that existed.

[loud galleon]

Ah, yes

New year, no me

[tardy sinew]

when its the update?

[wide summit]

2 jan

2025

[frank heath]

How do you know?

[barren rose]

New year, new me

[loud galleon]

Yas, queen

[limpid charm]

Its not true

[barren rose]

Queen never cry.

[loud galleon]

Awh

[barren rose]

All memes

All memories

They will stay with this year that will never come back

[barren rose]

Real

[loud galleon]

The past is just lessons learned. Light it up and let it burn.

[covert verge]

cheesy

[barren rose]

We can't forget the past

[loud galleon]

Sadly, yea.

[barren rose]

This is a look at something that was once important to us

[covert verge]

a concussion can help

[barren rose]

What

[loud galleon]

I think someone had too much champagne.

[barren rose]

😭

New year

55 min.

Just born to die!

[loud galleon]

Ah, Lana del Ray

[barren rose]

Rey..*

[barren rose]

Yeah

I love her

[loud galleon]

I wrote that at first but "corrected" it

[barren rose]

Ik XDD

[loud galleon]

[barren rose]

She is a mother

[loud galleon]

Wait, whaat?

[barren rose]

Whar

[limpid anchor]

Less than an hour for 2025 for the CEST

[loud galleon]

She has a child?

[frank heath]

Ye ik

[barren rose]

Yeah...?

Don't make me sad, don't make me cry
Sometimes love is not enough
And the road gets tough, I don't know why
Keep making me laugh
Let's go get high
The road is long, we carry on
Try to have fun in the meantime
Come and take a walk on the wild side
Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain
You like your girls insane, so (louder)
Choose your last words, this is the last time
'Cause you and I, we were born to die
Lost but now I am found
I can see that once I was blind
I was so confused as a little child
Tryna take what I could get
Scared that I couldn't find
All the answers, honey (louder)

This part ah

[loud galleon]

I've been living under a rock

[barren rose]

...

She even got married ..

[loud galleon]

I had no idea

[barren rose]

😭

[loud galleon]

Am I restarted?

[barren rose]

Elizabeth Grant

Should I confess my love to him this year?

[dire elbow]

I forgot im getting a job this year...

😭

[loud galleon]

Yess

[dire elbow]

Ye

[barren rose]

Well

It's time.

[barren rose]

Wha

[dire elbow]

Ye..

[barren rose]

How

[dire elbow]

Tell me the results tho

[dire elbow]

Germany

[barren rose]

He went now

He will be soon

[dire elbow]

Ok tell me the results like mass ping me

[barren rose]

Okay

[barren rose]

What

[barren rose]

You are my age ig

[covert verge]

that's crazy!

[dire elbow]

Fr

[covert verge]

whats it gonna be

[dire elbow]

Maybe store arraingment im not sure

[covert verge]

ohhh

[dire elbow]

Crazy tho 😭

[covert verge]

go to edeka

it's very chill

[dire elbow]

Nah ill go to rossman its very close and easy

If i can in the first place

[covert verge]

rossman or dm, you get to see many ladies

😼

[loud galleon]

[dire elbow]

Huh 😭

[barren rose]

Rossman

[covert verge]

I'm not wrong

[dire elbow]

ye

[barren rose]

Rossman is a store where ladies look at me like I'm a thief

😭

[covert verge]

so they pay minimum there?

[dire elbow]

Rossman is a store where ladies know that im there just to get stuff for my mom#

[bitter raven]

I got an average EH day song

[barren rose]

Ah, the salary in Poland

[dire elbow]

idk

[bitter raven]

Average EH song.

PD Shifts
Bank gets lit
Hit by bat
Now am back
Teamers saw with a passat
E-scooters getting sat
5 star wanted
Every cop ever wanted
Was just to steal
Then to squeal
When they never got it
And that’s it

Average EH day
It was much better back then in the V2 days

Average EH days
It was much better back in the V2 days

Average server
Handcuff rusher
Passat drivers brain
Is just plain
Now hearing those gunshots
Probably by the parking lots
FD drivers ramming into you
Without having a clue
With those big fire trucks
Wait that happens in irl with trucks

Average EH day
It was much better back in the V2 days

Average EH days
It was much better back in the v2 days

It was much better back in the v2 days with none of that happening…

Oops broke a rule...

[barren rose]

Bro

[dire elbow]

Spammer luke mute him

[barren rose]

😘

Zloty 😍

[covert verge]

there's rossman in poland?

dang!

[barren rose]

Yes?

[dire elbow]

even in romania

[barren rose]

Why shouldn't it be?

[covert verge]

I dunno

I jst didn't expect

[barren rose]

After all, Germany is not the only developed country in Europe help

[dire elbow]

Ye

[barren rose]

Wow

[covert verge]

obviously

I'm not german anyway

or am I?

[barren rose]

Idc

[dire elbow]

Im bored and all the chats are dead

[covert verge]

😈

[dire elbow]

or on life support

[barren rose]

Write with us

[covert verge]

it's late mate plus is new years

people got families

[dire elbow]

Oki doki

[dire elbow]

Oh well

some got friends too

[covert verge]

fr

[dire elbow]

yet I sit here alone writing on a roblox server after finished scripting something that doesnt work

[loud galleon]

Meow

[barren rose]

I'm waiting for the new year

[dire elbow]

Its me and the tv and random people

[barren rose]

The salary in Poland is rising 🔥🔥🔥

[dire elbow]

We are

[barren rose]

Real

[dire elbow]

I curently just waiting too drink champange

and then see fireworks

[covert verge]

by 5 zloty

[dire elbow]

then get back here

dead chat

[tame silo]

what are the controls for keyboard on emergency hamburg?

[covert verge]

wasd

[tame silo]

Yh but want abt everything else?

like running, punching etc

[covert verge]

shift sprint

f punch

tab inventory

[loud galleon]

H = horn

M = Map

[covert verge]

horn extremely useful

🐔

[tame silo]

Nvm I found it on #server-info

[loud galleon]

Especially for those NPCs driving the wrong way

[covert verge]

no one follows traffic rules

[covert verge]

cuz why would they

[loud galleon]

Not very german, is it

[covert verge]

there's non German ppl playing

and kids obvs

😦

[frail agate]

Hi

[covert verge]

tchuss

[barren rose]

Hi emo

[barren rose]

1000 ig

Yeah

The złoty has a different value after all ..

[covert verge]

that's quite a bit

added to brutto surely

[woeful turtle]

dont even say about złoty

[covert verge]

ł

[dire elbow]

bruh

[barren rose]

Fantastic currency

[woeful turtle]

[barren rose]

What

I would be happy that we still pay with Polish currency in our country 😭🙏🏼

[woeful turtle]

we need euro

[barren rose]

No.

[latent kernel]

Yes

[barren rose]

No.

[dire elbow]

im litteraly the only guy sitting here wanting to do something yet I m alone

[dire elbow]

Oh hi kuppel

[barren rose]

Polish zloty

[woeful turtle]

polish Euro

[barren rose]

No.

[woeful turtle]

kaczynskiego na papierkach xD

[latent kernel]

Euro would be much more stable

[dire elbow]

Polsih people arguing is fire

[woeful turtle]

yea

[barren rose]

Lol

This is our currency and our symbol.

[dire elbow]

This new year celebration is so bad

[barren rose]

Big no for Euro

[woeful turtle]

YES FOR EURO

[dire elbow]

last year i had fun with friends now i sit here+

[latent kernel]

But it’s dumb in terms of economics

[split jetty]

Good evening, I have a goal, it's to get the bugatti, could someone give me money?

[stark wagon]

Interested in joining a serious roleplay server? With a active community where we host events and more? Maybe you might want to join are dedicated Moderation team? You can Direct Message me for access if you are interested!

[dire elbow]

no

[woeful turtle]

NO

[barren rose]

Big no for the European Union, rather for their rulers

[dire elbow]

Shut

[barren rose]

Well

The May elections will decide

[latent kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-speechbubble-gif-26113023

[dire elbow]

crazy

[covert verge]

bear spray on a rat

[barren rose]

😡.

[dire elbow]

OHA

Crazy

[frail agate]

Hi

[woeful turtle]

HELLO

[barren rose]

There is no point in talking about Poland if you don't live there☹️

[frail agate]

HELLO!

[barren rose]

It's already a shame to talk about the government HELP

[frail agate]

#german-chat

[barren rose]

Magic

[woeful turtle]

#german-chat

[dire elbow]

LUNRRRR

[frail agate]

13 minutes till 2025