#SHAYARI SECTION
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Bura nhi hu me , Meri bhi kuch kahani h
Ye jo badla badla sa lagta hu , Apno ki hi meherbani h 💯
@viscid sand
@icy vale @glossy turtle
@sweet stream
Koi toh aao bey
Yahan kya shayari bolni h
Discrimination
Achi thi🤔
N ji n aap bhi kr skti h
Fav emoji
Dhanywad
Ok lemme think
Irshad 🫴🏻
Suna h ajj samandar me bada guman aaya h
Udhar hi le chalo nao ko jahan toofan aay h
Wahhhh
Kiddo
Nice
But correction karo
🫡
Typing mistake finger speed me chlte h sir kya kroon

@unknown_user9xdhakvrf6vsjrks warned
Reason: Newlines
Duration: 6 days
Ik
What's ur age?
Kiddo
17
Arz kiya h ....
Mujhe koi yaad krega kyu..
Koi meri baat kyu sunega..
Koi mere sath kyu chalega ..
Me ek pal hu ...
So ye pal jb guzar chukega
Mujhe koi yaad kyu krega ..
Nice kiddo keep it up
@sweet stream
Kesa h
@viscid sand
Sunao ji
Hmm okay
Arz kiya h ....
Ye ek ladki ka ans h jisse pucha gya ki tum kon ho
Toh arz kiya h...
Me wo dil hu jise toda gya
Me wo hath thi jise chhoda gya
Me wo ankh hu jise nam kiya hazaro ne..
Me wo Baal hu jise nocha mere pyaaro ne ..
Me wo kaan hu jisme aawaz aati nhi
Me wo hu jiska koi sathi nhi
Me wo lafz hu jise waqt pr bola nhi gya
Me wo Raaz hu jise ab tk khola nhi gya
Me wo hu jise ab tk sirf tola gya
Me wo jise gero ko becha gya
Me toh
Me toh ek ladki hu......
@sweet stream
Kesa h
Isme or bhi add kr skta hu
But mujhe laga timeout de dega bot
Ek baar kr chuka h esa ye
Woww
Thanks ji
Arey nub 😅
Mujhe sharminda n karo please
Hehe
Try krna
Kyunn
Mujhe aaj kl ki ladki nhi chaiye
Ohh 90s wali chaiye
Arz kiya h ....
Me ram hu toh wo ho meri seeta
Me krishna hu toh wo ho meri meera
Me rawan hu toh wo ho meri mandodari
Me shiv hu toh wo ho meri parwati
Me ratan toh wo ho meri padmavathi
Sach bolu
Toh vaani me ho saraswati
Roop me padamini
Kaam me ho wo kamayani
Ho Pativrata jese tulsi
Ghar ki bane wo lakshmi
Or mummy papa ki ban jaye wo beti
Isse zyada n chahiye kuch bhi
Esi mil gyi toh zarur krunga
@sweet stream
Ab boliye
Hayeeeee❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹
@polar juniper
Arey nub
Isme haaye jesa kya h
Bs meri soch h
Simple
Aree dumb mene apki soch pr nahi bola line ke shabdo pr bola
Line ki shadow dikh rhi h
Haaye raam
😂😂😂
Ik mazak kr rha hu nub ji
Ok Dumbo ji

Mereko nub bola aapne
Arey pyaar se bola ji
Usko wese Mt lo
Agar bura lga h toh
Abhi delete kr dunga
Mene bhi pyar se bola sir ji
Huh
Sir ji kyu ?
@empty berry shaayri sunaa
Meri aadat h sabko respect me baat krne ki
Upar ki h dekhle n
Wo toh dikh rha h but sir ji kyu
Itna achha name h
Naaii dekhunga
Me esse hi bolti hoon sir ji
That's my habbit
Wah ji wah naman h apko devi ji
Bhai bhot badi h or repeat nhi kr skta
🙏
Batana kesa h
Me ata hu ji baad me
Padh ne to de

Ok ji
Fir krte h shayari @sweet stream
Ok
Dono
Hn ji
Aap bhi rakhna apna
@empty berry
bhadiya thi fr
Konsi
Thnx ji
Welcome ji
..ye wali
Or bhi h nub upar sab dekh le veere
Gym time
Y
I'm back
@polar juniper
Barish ne rok liya
@upbeat dagger
Hm
Miss ignore krne wali ji
Hm
🧐
DM me
Kiske sath
Why did you summon me
Shayari kesi h bata veere
Yes
Shayari
**
Dmmm it's good
If you are Ram then who is your Sita
haha I am curious
Abey h nhi
Bara rha hu esi chahiye
Thanks veere
crush's name?
Devi Saraswati ji
Puri ki puri detail nikal wao inse
seriously
Yeah

Kyu ji
Kya hua ji
Biography likhni h
Crush ka naam pucha sir ji goddess k ni
do you want those details?
Yupp
agreed✅
Based on this chat history,I think I know his crush's username
Btaoooo jldi

I am a machine,I need his consent
But I want to know
I can't be reasoned and I can't break protocols,sorry human
@empty berry sure?

do you like 90s songs?
I am cross verifying his crush
Yup
what do you think about almaito,is he a good guy?
Wlcm back
He is
the data is a bit complex now,there are two potential crushes
I am a war machine,what the heck am i analysing
don't you know me?
I didn't explain anything,I am still analysing
No I don't
I am "The Spaceship". I am a 997-year-old war machine and one of the most powerful entities ever known to exist. I am one of the best outer space diplomats, and by using my diplomacy skills I prevented many destructive wars—but unfortunately if any war or battle broke out,I never lost one.
Ohh
yes
@sweet stream i would reveal his crush's name but I am a war machine,sorry human
Plzzz
there are two potential crushes based on this conversation history with one side having a higher chance
I am not sure which one is his crush
🥲
I was made for fighting wars
Yeah
Plz yha pe chat n karo jao waha karo
Wahi h meri crush
Saraswati Mata?
Ji
Ek Shayari arz... Krta hu
@sweet stream
@pearl kestrel
@glossy turtle disturbance nhi
damn,okay I'll go
Pagal ho gya h kya
bye
Hm
Arz kiya h ...
Log kehte h ki use bhul ja
Kese bhul jau
Kya koi sans lena bhul skta h
Kya koi jeena bhul skta h
Me jeete jee uska bn n ska
First tell me u idiot if u are a machine so how u understand his hindi Language
Arey yrr kr diya n kharab
😒
U damn human boy meko pgl mat banana table bol rhe ho I am warship machine I have win the wars etc etc
@blooming_flower_56794 warned
Reason: Caps
Duration: 4 days
just like chatgpt, i also have a vast training data,I can understand human language
it's true
nvm sorry
understandable
For u
?
understandable
Dekh bhai kb ladkiya krishna ko prem kr skti h
Toh me kya ye nhi soch skta ki esi koi meri life me aaye
Sochne wali baat h isme kuch galat nhi h
When did I interrupt your life human😅
I'll leave nvm
Continue
thanks
yes
why do you think that i am like those genz boys?
I am a machine
?
Don't angry me
ok
Sorry but mera mood thoda kharab h abhi
don't worry I don't feel hurt as I am a machine
Machines don't feel pain
U can kiddo veere

Wow what an explanation
thanks to advanced outer space technology
Ya ya I can see how much truth it has in it

sarcasm detected
@sweet stream arz kiya h
@im_ur_bf warned
Reason: Newlines
Duration: 6 days
proceed
Go on
Ab bol dijiye
Irshad irshad
Jise mana tha apna
Wo toh sbka nikla
Jise haqikat mana
Wo toh sapna nikla
Socha ye toh km se km achhi hogi hi
Par sach batau toh ye bhi Afsana nikla...
Waah waah
@sweet stream
🙉🙈🙊
Hehe hmm
Thanks
Ab milta hu nahake pooja krke
Tc
Bye
Ji
how about gaali
Maar
@sweet stream
Yes?
Are kiya h
Dil me n Jane kesse
Itni jagah ban gayi
Teri ek muskurahat mere
Jine ki wajah ban gayi
🙏
Wah kiddo
Noice
Kon h wo
Hmm hmm
@sweet stream

@little carbon so jao
@pearl kestrel arz kiya h
Me uske samne hu jise me mohbbat krta hu toh use izhaar kr rha hu
Apne haale dil baya krke
Arz kiya h .... Ki
Kehna chahta hu bhot kuch tumse
Lekin dar h kahi galat n smjh lo
Bolna chahta hu dil ka haal tumse
Lekin dar h kahi chhichora n smjh lo
Jb bhi aa jata hu tumhare kareeb , ye nigaahe nhi hatati
Aksar ye ankhe chhipa leta hu
Taki tum mujhe awara n smjh lo
Ab jb hm aa hi gye h itne kareeb
Toh suno meri noor e shama
Dekhta hu jb tumhe toh ye aankhe nhi thakti
Sunta hu jb tumhe meri dhadkan nhi rukti
Tumhari mehak toh mujhe kr deti h gumshuda
Tumhari yaad bhi mujhe tumse dur rehne nhi deti
In akho me jb dekhta hu me
Lgta h gehra samandar h
Me toh hu pyaar ka chhota sa nala
Tu toh pura samandar
Haa pasand ho tum mujhe
Jese radha ko shyaam
Chahta hu us had tk me
Jese ho siya or ram
Chahta hu tujhe
Sunna
Saari umar
Chahta hu dekhna tujhe saari umar ..
Chahta mehsoos Krna tujhe saari umar ..
Chahta hu tujhe khush rakhna saari umar..
Chahta hu tujhe pyaar Krna saari umar ...
E meri noor e jahan
Chahta hu me banna tera hamsafar...
Tera hamsafar
.....
Ab chahe tu mujhe
Maare
Ya kare mujhse pyaar
Mene ye tan man tujhe sonp diya
Krta rahunga sirf tera intezar
........
Last me....
Aaj kl ke genz ki tarah nhi ki ILU bol diya n
Me bolunga ki
Chahta hu hmesha tum or me khush rhe , sath rahe , or chahta hu is kadar rhe ki
🙏
Budhape me bhi me tumhare sath chai ki chuskiya lu
Or tumhe niharta rahu
Delete kr veere beech se
Kharab mt kr
Kehna toh bhot kuch h but type nhi ki ja skti feelings
Isliye mere samandar se kuch boonde chhod di yha mene
Rate what?
Upar se poora
Wait wait
9:41 se
Damnnn!! You wrote this?
Yes
Pura padh liya 😑
Yes abhi padha, ye beech mein kon h lekin😭
Kon
Agar ajeeb Lage toh me vc me suna dunga baad me
Agar smjh n aaye toh
Abey 9:41 se dekh
ha to ese bolke ja na
Padhle
Smjh n aaye toh VC me aake suna dunga
Only boys vc

Dam
Smjh gya 
Poora padh neeche tk
Damn bhai
Uski choice hai woto
Tujhe kya lagta h
Agar tu ladki hota bhai
Or me ye tujhe bolta
To tu kya krta
aree dekh ager usko koi or psnd hai to wo mna hi kregi ager ni vi kre to meko ni pta bhai
Hahaha 
@spark patrol can u help me ?
What?
9:41 se mene kuch likha h
Bataiye pura ab tk padhke
Ki kya wo ladki haa karegi
Bhut jyda aacha likha h tumne woow...
Haa to Krna chiye itna aacha likha h bhaiii sahab per uspe hi depend krta h ki haa karegi
per likha bhut jyda aacha h must have to say that!!
Hmm chalo ye kaam toh ho gya
Dhanyawad wese ye kisi or ke liye likha h mere liye nhi
Okayy
Umeed h uska kaam ho jaye brna mujhe guilty feel hoga
Dhanyabad apka
Ek baar fir
Thanks ji
Hmmm just hope so..
Koi baat nhiii
Hmm
Kl bola tha
Usne
Mood kharab tha
Isliye nhi bna paya
Aaj diya h
Ram ji se binti h
Iska kaam ho jaaye bs
Aacha hai likha itna tension mat lo
Me tension n leta ji
I have only 2 moods
Neutral and gussel
Okay
Aap kkrh
Kuch nhii asai velli bethi hu 
Kyu
School or college
Mid phase august se clg start
1 yr
Pcb
Nahiii 
Why
Asai
Kyu asa kya krdiya mane 
Tum ?
Arey bola n bs ese hi nhi diya neet
Mtlb aap h bade log
Me clg
Konsa yr
2
Kya h course
ba english
Ohh aacha
Hmm ji
Lamo

done
Thanks 👍🏻
who are you trying to impress
Apne aap ko
bruh
Hm
understandable
Bruh
your username and pronouns are sus
huh
N re
Tum bekar ho gye ho
understandable
Arz kiya h
N jaane kya ho gya aaj ki naari ko
Jo dikha rhi badan chhod kr shaadi ko
Inse pucho toh batati h ye freedom h inka
Arey mohatarma
Aapne badal diya h bs naam, freedom se besharmi ko
Bs jb inhe smjhao
Toh bolti h soch ka h farak
Arey naari bani raho devi brna dur nhi h narak
....
Isse aage nhi likh skta
Mujhe ram ji maaf nhi krenge
Lekin sachhai yhi h
Aaj ki 99% ladkiya suparnakha bn gyi h
Or inhone besharmi ko freedom ka naam de rakha h
Thoda sa hard ho rha hu
But
Suniye
...ki
Ese kutte palne ka fayda nhi jo shardi me mange razai
Or esi ku**iya nhi bnti paltu jo market me kheli khilaayi
Jo sbka ho wo kabhi loyal nhi ho skta
Abhi bhi moka h
Ladkiyo
Devi hi bni raho
Suparnakha nhi
@glossy turtle
@sweet stream
@edgy root
@viscid sand
@digital ingot
Ha
Sorry but offend nhi hona
Naah
Agar kuch galat h toh bol dijiye
Kaafi dino baad
Hmm
Kha se padha
.........
Yh?
Wah shayar
Arey
Accha likhta hai
Kuch nahi
Busy ho
Nahi
Ok
Mujhe to aadi
Aadhi samjh bhi nhi hai
But jo bhi likha hoga accha hi hoga
Kyu bhai
Me vc me sunaunga kl
Ye sb
Don't worry
.
Ok brde
Kya hua
Brdr
Kuch nhi bhai aadat hai vo
@verbal pike ye padho ji
Wiwiwi:-: is AFK: good night - 44 minutes ago
Hmm okay
Hmm
Miss busy 
Ha
Hanji
Damm bhai😭😭😭
Aaj mood bhot shayarana h
Arz kiya h.....
Ki
Kya fayda is Zindagi ka , jb sb kuch hote hue bhi me akela hu
Esa nhi h me kisi ki asha rakhta hu jeevan me
Fir n jaane kyu sb mil rha
Jo chahta hu wo toh mila nhi kabhi
Chhiii yaar mood gussel h
Isko baad me continue krunga
@sweet stream aap Krna chahengi ye complete Krna toh krdo
Mujhe nhi pasand adhuri cheeze
Aaj se shayari bhi band
.
Nhi
Kiddo ji
Mene shayari Krna chhod diya
Ab
Aap batao kesi ho
Kyun
Chhod di
Esse mat boliye
Kissi ese chij ke hone ki wajah se apne aap me changes nahi Lana chahiye
Jesse h wesse hi rahiye
Apki shayari Kamal Mast bhadiya (or shabd nhi aa rahe h😭 ) sb h
Plzz esse mat chhodiye shayari krna
Don't change yourself plzz sir ji
Don't cry
Please
🙏🏻
Thik h
I'll try hmm
Okay n
Ab khush ho aap
@sweet stream
Khush ho gyi achhi bachhi
Tathastu ✋🏻
Hmesha khush raho
Aaj krunga tumhare liye shayari
Sv leave kyun kr rahe h aap
Plzz mat kijiye
Essa kyun kr rahe h
Kya hua aapko

Or khuasiye bhi nhi rhi
Batao to
Plzz
Batao to kya hua
Vc nahi dm aaiye
Okay
Aajse
Yha sirf me
Ladkiyo ko counter krne ke liye shayari likhunga
@sweet stream
Sorry
Mera gussa esa hi h
Pehle
Thumb ko
Locate krwake ata hu
Fir gussa nikalunga
Wall pr
Arz kiya h
...
Chalo aaj fhir thoda muskuraya jae
Bina machis ke kuch logo ko jalaya jae...
Bs itni si baat pr hamara parichay tamam hota h
Hum us raste nhi jate Jo rasta aam hota h
Wah wah
Kiddo
😁
It's shayari time
Ye ek ese insaan ke liye
Jo pta nhi kyu
Bhot apna sa h
Isliye arz kiya h
.......
N jaane kaha se aaya h wo
Pta nhi kese mn ko bhaya h wo
Uski mojudgi mujhe kr rhi khush
N jane kaha se itni khusiya laya h wo
Uski baate esi
Jese hu samne me hi
Lgta h mere aksh leke aya h wo
Anjaana hoke bhi
Apna sa h wo
N jane kesa Afsana h wo
Dusro ko batata khusiya
Isi me magn rehta h wo
Bhot chanchal khush or hoshiyar h wo
Sach bolu toh hone wala yrr h wo
.......
Tarif toh kr skta hu me umr bhar
Sach me koi chamatkar h wo
Lgta h
Me hi hu wo
Me hi hu wo
@sweet stream
@stable storm
@fervent nexus
Rate this one
which one
Upar wali
10:02
Se
@lofty sentinel
Rate this
@steep mica
@im_ur_bf warned
Reason: No Links
Duration: 11 days
huhhh??
Mtlb ki
Uski baate meri jesi h
Esa lgta h me aayne se baate kr rha hu
Angrejan
Aap yha hindi me baat kr skti h
@coarse flower
Yes sir
Shayari dekh yrr
Konsi??
10:02 pr h
Or rate kr
Okay thanks
Ab kisi ladki se Karwa
Ise rate
@fervent nexus rate please
Haa aalu madam ko bolo wo waise bhi poet hai
8.5
aareee shinchaaannnn kya krr ha
Kuch nahi bore ho raha hu🤪
Sach me
U say ?
Haa
R u poet?
yess
Sunaiye kuch
padhne jaa rhi thodi der me
Bhai angrezi poetry karti hai wo mujhe samajh mein nahi aata kya karu angrezi kamzor hai yaar😞
Ik
Accha
Suni h mene
Hnn😞
Inki
angrezi kavita krti hu maie
Ik kiddo ji
@sweet stream kiddo rate Krna toh
Us shayari ko
Jaldi
100/10
😁
Jao ab cartoon dekho
Ben 10
Dekh liya
Tumse toh kl vc me milunga
Khtm ho gya
Ho gya sachhi
Konsa tha
Doraemon
Hmm
Me abhi nhi soti
Toh kb kiddo
Late soti hoon
Kyu
Jaldi soya karo n
😤
Chalo mera wifi off ho rha h
Tc
Gn
Abhi so jao
Brna ..... ..
Brna kya
No Shayari 😒
10/10😤🤌
khush huu
Wah nose se dhua aa rha h
Dekhlo wo
@fervent nexus
@frozen narwhal
are, woh khushi se aa rha😭
Rate karo
Hanji
Kya rate karu bhai ?
10/10
Accha
Kazama se madat lelo na bhai🤔uske tuition notes
Accha
@fervent nexus rate kijiye
Koi n Mila
Abhi use janna h bhot
Intresting lgta h
Bhot wo
Yrr
Kya hi batau
Same h
Kon hai,mai information pata karwata hoon🤔
Nhi


🤣🤣
🤔
Mujhe pata hai maine sahi guess kiya hai🙂
Abe kapda thodi na hai ki final karke bataoge😂
Dekh tujhe pta h n
Me kesa insaan hu
Mujhe jhut nhi pasand
Pure heart chahiye
Nahi,hamari bohot baaten nahi huyi hain😅
Accha🤔
Hmm
Pay me 10 million Owo and I will tell almaito's crush's name
Okay
Mujhe bhi
Mai nahi bhulta🙂
Cut milna chahiye
Chal me ata hu bath leke
Kisi or se bhi rate krwa le
Shayari
Accha,kyu🤔
Accha
Mere baare me bol rha h n 
@fringe inlet bhai zara shayari rate karna
Accha🤔
Ladki se nub
Accha gender pehle hi choose karliya bhai ne😂
@frozen narwhal didi please rate this human's shayari
0/10
🙏
Ha yrr
karna kis chiz ko hai me to random kardi
Wah ji wah
🙏x3


phirse mat bhejna ye😂

Kl 10:02 pm pr shayari likhi h
🙏
Use kijiye
Inke liye tag krde wo Shayari
usme jake reply do
Accha
Yhi de dijiye
😦
@aayushi_jha warned
Reason: Emoji Spam
Duration: 5 days
Me bath leke ata hu bhot badi body h time lagega nahane me
Padho ji
@fervent nexus here you go human
Meri spaceship
Shower
noi
Tujhe yrr personal bana lunga
oki out of character
Okay y tc tathastu ✋🏻
Dur hat ja bhai,akele rehta hoon mai🍷🗿
huh,lagta hai aap "The Spaceship" se kabhi mili nahi hain
🙏
nhi 
miliyega kisi din
abhi out of character
interest nhi hai
hn to mene command ka reply kiy hai 
"The Spaceship" hota to vo batata abhi
lekin
theek hai
Theek hai didi,chalta hoon mai
Pranam🙏
tum dono ko apni juti se marungi 8 number vali leather ki
pranam
mujhe bol diya par ye cheez uske saamne mat boliyega🤫
kyu kon hai vo
Vahi batayega,mai uske matter interfere nahi karta
ane de juti se marungi use
Vo to pata chal hi jayega🍷🗿

@rd_frsirius warned
Reason: Newlines
Duration: 6 days
@fervent nexus rate nhi kiya apne !
@glossy turtle I'm back
Owner is back
Spaceship nhi nahati
Yhi reh
Okay tathastu ✋🏻
Tc veere
yes
bye,same to you human👋
Arz kiya h...
Talash meri thi aur bhatak raha tha vo
Dil mera tha aur dhadak raha tha vo
Pyaar ka taluk bhi ajib hota h
Ansu mere the aur sisak raha tha vo
Wah kya baat hai👏🏻
Dhanywad
you are welcome human
Human
Achha ji
Suniye answer deta hu
@sweet stream
Ji
Du kya
Yes
Okay
Arz kiya h. . Tumhare liye
Ki
Khudki nigah me gir gya tha wo
Apne aap ko kho chuka tha wo
Apne aap ko km aaj raha tha wo
Saari umeede chhod Chuka tha wo
Chah rha tha lautna usi zindagi me
Or kisi apne ne rok liya tha wo
Fir baat is kadar aage badhi ki
....
Sans tum lo jeena mujhe aaye
Ankhe tum chalao or nazar mujhe aaye
Baate tum karo or smjh mujhe aaye
Khusiya tum lelo or saare gam mujhe aaye
Ab answer ki baari ke


