💬gameplay-discussion

[tropic sundial]

LEAVE HER BE

[slate sky]

Airi cake

[frail glen]

future, made of, virtual insanity

[halcyon latch]

How else are you supposed to pay the minimum balance on the credit card 💳 🤔?

[worthy charm]

[empty verge]

I'm f2p personally

[tropic sundial]

I missed arona plana plush

ill get kiki koharu kasumi rio yuuka in the future

[steep vortex]

koharu plush got delayed till june…

[tropic sundial]

Im so used to waiting 1 year after pre order

its just a part of my life now

[frail glen]

should I get the millenium bag

[polar orbit]

yes

[empty verge]

10 month old f2p sensei btw. Y'all should start managing your resources better

[frail glen]

ngl it does look better than the trinity one

[tropic sundial]

Nice looking bag

Shoulder style too

[frail glen]

idk how big it is

that is the problem

[polar orbit]

well the trinity one was a cooler

[tropic sundial]

Maybe even can use as a clutch style bag

[shell tree]

you’ve never had a badge on a lanyard?

[loud knoll]

Definitely one of the bigger f2ps there, but there is still room to grow

[tropic sundial]

Trinity looks like a cooler

lol

[polar orbit]

it is

[frail glen]

no i haven't

[shell tree]

this mf the ceo

looks down on “employees”

[frail glen]

I am unemployed

that is not what I meant

[shell tree]

the ceo of the unemployed

[tropic sundial]

:o

[frail glen]

this is a very big misinterpretation

[small mirage]

The free 100 pull which banner is it

[frail glen]

which also why I deleted the message because I know it could be misread

[polar orbit]

you are unemployed

[frail glen]

yes nobody employed me

[torn thorn]

🦖

[frail glen]

technically

[placid helm]

get a job

[polar orbit]

that's not what that means

[frail glen]

idk bro

quitting school for a job seems very 20th century

[summer dew]

trick is to apply for 10 different credit cards and lie on all applications, then max them out day1 and live in debt forever

[small mirage]

It's life or death for me

[frozen birch]

Really debating if I buy UE60 Ako

[empty verge]

Me too (I get paid to do nothing)

[halcyon latch]

Bonus points on declaring bankruptcy

Only to reset cycle

[summer dew]

[astral fern]

Me choosing between ue60 waris or smika (actually atoki is superior )

[frail glen]

now that is the real bricc

real bricc advice

[summer dew]

oh yeah do it under the name of a business

[frail glen]

IRS exists

they will get your ass

[ripe mason]

waris probably more value

[placid helm]

real bricc hours

[summer dew]

they might get my ass but not my ba account

[empty verge]

Stay in academia forever

Do nothing

[placid helm]

Become a sensei

[frail glen]

I am not joking, people thought establishing a shell business for loan is a good idea

it is not

they will get you

don't do it

[halcyon latch]

IRS can't be real if you hide under your bedsheets with your Noa plushie

[frail glen]

Ngl sometimes I admire teachers

only when I did tutoring did I realize how much a pain I was

they gotta endure that crap as part of their jobs

[placid helm]

koyuki character arc right there

[empty verge]

I was TA-ing at uni and a student asked me out once. One of those things that seem better in your head than when they happen

[halcyon latch]

Total Assualt!!! Ing!!!

[summer dew]

my thoughts exactly

[frail glen]

I heard similar stories from someone
they said they had to dress with those typical and lame clothings to avoid the same thing

[astral fern]

Total (ly) Assault!!! (ing)

[empty verge]

I wear whatever tbh

[astral fern]

[shell tree]

Some of us drown while others die of thirst

I will die on this hill

… from thirst

[frail glen]

also mf was brave af
like I would never do that
what if the TA wrote down my name and decide to do something funny when they saw my name on the paper

[halcyon latch]

Steak is extra Juicy, lobster extra buttery.

[empty verge]

She was rly nice and I felt horrible for weeks

Guess sensei must feel like that when students flirt

[halcyon latch]

Is she still with us in the room?

[shell tree]

girls don’t get punished when they do that

that’s why

[frail glen]

watch out, this is 2026

[tropic sundial]

Good sensei spotted

[frail glen]

I really don't think you should reveal that part

no seriously I don't think you should expose yourself like that

[tropic sundial]

Theyll be fine

[shell tree]

smh bias

[frail glen]

it's 2026, anything and everything leaves a mark and will cancel you when the moment struck

it is very unfortunate

[empty verge]

Bruh I was a TA the following year for her group in a different lecture, she came to the first session then never came back after seeing me

[halcyon latch]

Just have them sign a waiver

[frail glen]

did she go to another section?

[empty verge]

Idk

[frail glen]

it also could be her skipping lectures

[shell tree]

the pendulum is swinging back

hopefully hard

we’ll see

[halcyon latch]

It is like watching GA ticket expire.

[loud knoll]

Subaru have eaten all the cakes, Sena getting a wavecat 😭

[tropic sundial]

But also people go on and keep making money like nothing happened after getting cancelled

So do what u will with that info

Obviously not irl ur not gonna get a job after that

[shell tree]

In the vast majority of cases, they do not

[tropic sundial]

but i mean online personas

[placid helm]

people get away with basically anything these days

[empty verge]

Uni will fire you for misconduct

[frail glen]

those are the privileged

[tropic sundial]

Obviously not irl where there are established punishments for misconduct yeah

[summer dew]

i'm saving up connor pillows too to bond og sena after casual sena because i keep inviting her alt every day

[shell tree]

it’s not even misconduct

just wrongthink

[tropic sundial]

🤦‍♂️

[halcyon latch]

Another stick of butter pls

[empty verge]

Nah I'm a bum

[halcyon latch]

You could have been a peak bum

😭

[frail glen]

bumburger

yum

[empty verge]

But having a top advisor basically lands you tenure for free sometimes

F2p

[frail glen]

life really is unfair sometimes

[halcyon latch]

Not as free as Kurokage Luna

[dim frigate]

whos getting cancelled

[empty verge]

Evil

[shell tree]

sometimes?!

[empty verge]

Vile

[frail glen]

only when people are richer than me

yes

[shell tree]

Every. God. Damn. Time.

[slate sky]

Part of why isekai isn't going anywhere

Its always more appealing than irl

[shell tree]

That Time I Reincarnated Back Into The Same Shitty Life I Came From

[loud knoll]

Sena just comes very often because of the table

[halcyon latch]

This is just called, I was in the toilet and sorry it took a while.

[slate sky]

Has to be another world to count as one

[shell tree]

very Natsus

[summer dew]

yea i had to get rid of the default tables because of that XD

[frail glen]

bro

but let's be fr

That Time I reincarnated Back Into 2008 and invested life savings in bitcoin

would be fire

[loud knoll]

You'll probably reincarnate into f2p instead

[halcyon latch]

Timeline shifts and dogecoin goes to the moon instead

[shell tree]

true

[frail glen]

do they actually read that

[shell tree]

Morning Glory Milking Farm

[frail glen]

I thought it was like a stereotype

[shell tree]

yes

[frail glen]

say sike rn

[empty verge]

Yes

[slate sky]

Goddess: "What Do You Want to Turn Into When You're Reincarnated in Another World?" Me: "Into a Hero's Rib"

[shell tree]

They are degenerate

[slate sky]

The title of that

[shell tree]

Never let them shame you for your hobbies

[frail glen]

no judgment I play blue archive

[halcyon latch]

Are we in the same milk farm?

[frail glen]

sir this farm only have Ox

[summer dew]

[frosty harbor]

milk... farm?

[shell tree]

milking

[frail glen]

someone never played minecraft before

[halcyon latch]

[summer dew]

i want to pull

[opaque dagger]

Peak stall
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[summer dew]

how to fast-forward irl

i need 5x

[halcyon latch]

Oh god, next week is JFD right?

[summer dew]

yes

[halcyon latch]

[loud knoll]

What does archive selector pakeji do? Is it just 100 elephs?

[summer dew]

now kkg, next up jfd, then ga kaiten assumedly

no raidless weeks

if you look up the reward claim periods

but nexon can cook up anything really tbf

[frail glen]

just 100 elephs?

[empty verge]

Kkg doesn't count as a raid in my books

[loud knoll]

100 pina elephs

[empty verge]

Next raid is kaiten

[odd geyser]

i've seen worse

[frail glen]

true, more like luna tor

[frozen birch]

i thought the selector is just the archive pick ticket

[empty verge]

I'm just coping bc I can't do it

[loud knoll]

Question is it bundled with anything, or its just a selector? Normal one has 10 pull ticket attached to it or something

[frozen birch]

yeah there's an eleph picker + 10 pull ticket bundle and you can buy two of those per account from what i remember

but the selector for only archive pool is separate and only the ticket

[loud knoll]

i see, thanks

[empty verge]

So there's no real selector right?

Like, no himari

[frozen birch]

no full selector

[empty verge]

WE WERE SO CLOSE @polar orbit

[loud knoll]

Himari is on normal selector

[polar orbit]

what happened

[empty verge]

There's a selector

[polar orbit]

oh yeah

[empty verge]

But only for archive banner

So it sucks

[polar orbit]

sadge

[frozen birch]

imma buy UE60 Ako maybe

[loud knoll]

I still have normal selector unused 🐳

[empty verge]

She's begging for it

[hallow plank]

For example this:

[frozen birch]

wish they'd update the archive pool already especially since

they hardly give out tickets for it

[empty verge]

UE30 with archive selector. UE40 with TA

[polar orbit]

yeah

[frozen birch]

like

replace the daily EP mission

[empty verge]

Binah, here I come

[frozen birch]

with a single archive ticket

[halcyon latch]

Nah just give us battle passes

[frozen birch]

so you get a tenpull on archive every 10 days

[frozen birch]

the way they do BP rn is fine, just every fest

[loud knoll]

Archive is just 1 time boost for new players 😭

[frozen birch]

its less oppressive than your average modern gacha

which does BP every month roughly

[halcyon latch]

The first hit is always free

[loud knoll]

Selecting shop farmables is path of the f2p indeed

[steep vortex]

i’m buying for ue40 ako

[empty verge]

Speed required for binah

[dim frigate]

tbh if they did BPs instead of the monthly packs + AP it'd probably be a net positive for light spenders

[loud knoll]

Why are you doing Maki team for binah though?

[summer dew]

i'd buy bp every month insted of current pakeji

[empty verge]

I have ue60 mika and ue40 uneru, so if I raise maki I can borrow someone else

[frozen birch]

well BP doesnt make your scrims free or give you AP so

gg

[dim frigate]

yeah you would roll it into it

[loud knoll]

Maki doesnt get buffed and barely does damage in those comps, her investment is not very important as long as she lives

[frozen birch]

it'd be like

you only get the free scrims at BP lvl 25

[empty verge]

Yeah I'll stop at ue40

[frozen birch]

or something

overall just better to not have a constant BP looming over your head

like every Hoyo gacha and such

[dim frigate]

if you are buying monthly + 2 weeks pack you're already spending BP level money

dosent rly change much

[halcyon latch]

Proud f2p starter pack

[empty verge]

Also 3 x 6600 pakejis a month is bad

Bc 4800 ones aren't worth it

[frail glen]

debateable

[empty verge]

You can get 4800 pyrox from cheaper pakejis and get extra items

[halcyon latch]

They are when it is 6%!

[frozen birch]

less about the spending more just the drag on of it. BP fatigue overall.

[empty verge]

I mean o ly 3

It should be unlimited

[frail glen]

BA BP doesn't feel like a BP ngl

it doesn't require you to do stupid daily challenges that no one would attempt

unless asked for

[frozen birch]

not really, it comes around every fest and its easy as heck to do. thats why its good tbh

refreshing if nothing else

if it aint broke, dont fix it

[empty verge]

For example if you wanna pull for eligma, the 4800 ones are abysmal purchases

You're losing 30 pulls over 2 pakejis

That's between 120 and ~145 eligma

[frail glen]

fun fact
ba tryhard doc has a whale guide

[lilac solar]

should I do it chat

also monthlies are f2p

[empty verge]

Yes

Do it

[astral fern]

Yes

[halcyon latch]

True f2p dont need to worry about that silly stuff. Just let your credit card take the wheel

[astral fern]

And you are a kaiju

[lilac solar]

[empty verge]

I don't have a credit card, only debit

[frail glen]

you should get a credit card

[dim frigate]

it's the same thing, it's just giving you resources per login. if a bp means a better value per dollar then thats all the matters

[frail glen]

don't spend money using your debit

[summer dew]

why

[empty verge]

Dangerous

[frail glen]

if your debit card info stolen, you pretty much have a harder case to get money back if it was a credit card

You earn credits using credit card

[summer dew]

not where i live

its literally the same

not where i live

[frail glen]

IF you apply for mortgage, those credit scores would mean something

unless you whale and buys the house using cash

[snow portal]

Should've been done months ago

[summer dew]

having more credit cards affect negatively on your credit rating here

[frail glen]

I cannot believe I just called buying house using cash a whale activity

I am so done

[halcyon latch]

Yes too many lines of credit can be a problem

[lilac solar]

yeah basic and sub were at 7 for the longest

[empty verge]

I'm also using BA terms for everyday stuff

[frail glen]

but rn we are talking about having no credit card at all

you need at least some credit scores

[lilac solar]

credit card is f2p

[empty verge]

Ur paying with bank money

[summer dew]

i cancelled my credit card because it was useless

i just debit everything

[empty verge]

So it's f2p

[frail glen]

yes and no
but given context you should treat it as your money but with an extra layer of protection

PLEASE do not think credit card is bank's money and you can freely do whatever

terrible mentality

[halcyon latch]

Debit/credit they are still plastic at the end of the day

[empty verge]

I do have access to a credit card

But itS not mine

[frail glen]

open an account

[loud knoll]

Thats also f2p

[empty verge]

So its technically not allowed

[summer dew]

if it's not your money then it's f2p

[frail glen]

there are student account

[summer dew]

use it

[frail glen]

chase allows student credit card iirc

[halcyon latch]

Just ask for permission and become a true f2p player

[vale patio]

what is going wrong with this season...

[halcyon latch]

You bracket is full of bots

[placid helm]

Just climb

[halcyon latch]

Keep going!

[vale patio]

obviously

[empty verge]

Those are bots

[vale patio]

Im trying

[halcyon latch]

It's free

[vale patio]

standby time are longer than expected.

i feel like ima fail, we'll see

[placid helm]

[vale patio]

oh no i didnt

[empty verge]

You have an abundance mindset

[placid helm]

It takes some effort to lose to a bot

[vale patio]

wasnt really fighting bot, found some real player. And therefore, i tried

[halcyon latch]

The sea is vast dear one.

[empty verge]

https://tenor.com/view/concert-crowd-dino-dinosaur-dinosaur-concert-gif-8370755840133370757

[vale patio]

perfect! I forgot my grand assault

[loud knoll]

Abundance is that crafting thing which gives 100k credits?

[halcyon latch]

Just buy credits with pyrox

It's free

[loud knoll]

Wait, there are credits in pyro shop?

[empty verge]

Yes

[loud knoll]

Oh right, there are

[empty verge]

3 M/day

[shell tree]

I’m getting the impression that your parents taught you well

is this accurate?

seeing as you have this level of understanding of credit at this point in your life

[placid helm]

Grok, is this true?

[frozen birch]

it'd just be on them being able to merge it, which, idk how it would go.

[shell tree]

I like the rock version (“Rock, is this true?”)

[halcyon latch]

Oh time to pat students

It's free

[shell tree]

Jfc

don’t make it weird

[lilac solar]

bnuts would say this

[shell tree]

Ugh

[empty verge]

Jk

[summer dew]

Rock.

[placid helm]

raidless chat

[shell tree]

I appreciate that type of humor, but unfortunately, we live in current year

I’d say way worse shit irl with the bros

[frail glen]

then getting overheard by the HR and forced to go to sensitivity training

idk i am still unemployed

[summer dew]

not if you joke with the guys from hr

[empty verge]

Guys?

Its all girls

[frail glen]

then getting overheared by the senior manager

it's gg for the entire department

[summer dew]

senior manager is with me too ofc

cfo doesnt care and ceo is never there

[frail glen]

omfg

😭

took me a bit to realize what is being inferred

[shell tree]

joke?

[summer dew]

headpats btw 10 min ago

i bricked

[frail glen]

no don't context police me

screw you

[shell tree]

I don’t get it

[orchid axle]

The fishing rod broke

[summer dew]

iwak?

[orchid axle]

Gonna play around with this

[frail glen]

anway

if I were to whale

at least I have to know how money works

thus why you should all take introductory accounting and financial courses before whaling

[shell tree]

Anyway, hope you learn about index investing and minimizing tax liability early in life. Bogleheads is a good resource. I know about this stuff so you can ask me if you have any questions. And no, it’s not scam shit

[empty verge]

That's lamer than farming borrows for GA

I won't use your code when joining the platform rahhh

[bitter tundra]

I have a doubt, were Swakamo elephs already in the GA shop? Or is it new?

[shell tree]

new

[lilac solar]

new

[frail glen]

new

[bitter tundra]

Oh so its farmavle now

[summer dew]

meow

[tropic sundial]

yeah swaka

[tropic sundial]

cutie

[lilac solar]

speaking of

[shell tree]

you mean mew!

(always be mewing)

[empty verge]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-a-lot-of-people-to-disapoint-meowth-pokemon-disappointment-gif-11618060202097752519

[supple star]

Mewing!??

[summer dew]

i typed that at first but it looked silly!

[supple star]

🤫

[shell tree]

YOU LOOK SILLY

[summer dew]

[frail glen]

but what is a man

what has he got

if not silly

[shell tree]

that almost sounded like some frank sinatra lyrics

[frail glen]

yes I was actually thinking about hat

[shell tree]

based

[empty verge]

What that one bro thinks he looks like when mewing:

[shell tree]

I was thinking My Way

[supple star]

He looks like me fr fr

[frail glen]

FOR WHAT IS A MAN
WHAT HAS HE GOT
IF NOT SILLY, THEN HE has naught
To say the things he truly feels
And not the words of one who kneels
The record shows I took the blows
And I am silly... myyyyyy waaaayyy

[shell tree]

👏

[empty verge]

Don't make me find the edits on my laptop

[supple star]

Do it

[supple star]

Lmao

[west perch]

[tropic sundial]

40cm serika plushie

[supple star]

Bro really had the edits

[lilac solar]

WHERE

[empty verge]

ive got a couple more mog edits

[shell tree]

one of the funniest comments I read went something along the lines of, “clavicular ran over that guy in his car and kept mewing”

[summer dew]

mew

[snow portal]

Time to find out what's in the box

[summer dew]

kisaki tree

[empty verge]

clavicular is doing normal difficulty mogging raids while chico was speedrunning lunatic

[west perch]

hm, no 2x comms soon?

[shell tree]

I think someone made a good point the other day—Ben Stiller did it first in Zoolander

Magnum

Blue Steel

[sharp dome]

811

[lilac solar]

dipped below 100m credits again

[empty verge]

i feel like elon musk with 10m

[lyric hatch]

Next month

May 5th

[lilac solar]

sena can't drive stick shift 🥀

just unlocked l2d on every student I own btw

[torn thorn]

Oh yeah gotta finish my momotalks before maint

[odd geyser]

oh ya i got momo talks

[torn thorn]

😟

wtf…

[empty verge]

16^2

[lilac solar]

[ripe mason]

Gotta save for a rainy day

[odd geyser]

can't win with gpd fr

low number high number

its all whale!

[polar orbit]

yes

[lilac solar]

1 momotalk is gigakaiju

[empty verge]

@frail glen you're kind of traditional...

[lilac solar]

[torn thorn]

wtf nobody even whel’d u..

[young lotus]

When I said I wasnt malding GA, I meant it

[odd geyser]

When I said I wasnt malding GA, I meant it

[lilac solar]

if I izunagold on kurokage I'm buying 8k pakeji

[snow portal]

Oh thank god

[ripe mason]

this time I'm the slaccer and you're the malder

[snow portal]

Oh thank god

[empty verge]

i want one himari please

and a diet coke

[odd geyser]

me only raid 1 day

slacc all week

[empty verge]

https://tenor.com/view/concert-crowd-dino-dinosaur-dinosaur-concert-gif-8370755840133370757

[snow portal]

Aww nah, they copied my whole flow

Word for word, bar for bar

[odd geyser]

there's an option to disable other people from copying

[dim frigate]

Holy based

[torn thorn]

They should make copying give credits

[snow portal]

https://tenor.com/view/ive-waited-a-long-time-for-this-eric-cartman-south-park-s11e11-season11ep11imaginationland-episode-ii-gif-21155036

[lyric hatch]

Whats stopping you from taking a pic and just building it

[odd geyser]

your cafe is more personal than your raid team after all

[odd geyser]

think there's an option to stop random visitors but i forget

[empty verge]

80 pyrox, we eating good

[frail glen]

did you just call me old

[empty verge]

🦖

when i get old, i'll tell my grandkids to call me "kaiju", not "grandpa"

[old rose]

wait we're getting quickcraft update?

[round kayak]

yep

[proven dove]

Thus saki is waifu

[old rose]

[woeful gull]

Can’t wait to not use it

[lyric hatch]

Minecraft update?

[old rose]

surely one day i will have the fodder mats to make use of it

[round kayak]

just buyout all the JFD artifacts

[halcyon latch]

Is the safe word f2p?

[orchid axle]

Dang #mineral-craft-chat got here

[lilac solar]

me gigaf2p

[orchid axle]

[empty verge]

wdym safe word

[lilac solar]

I only buy monthlies and battlepass

[orchid axle]

NEZ

[round kayak]

Hi aisha

[orchid axle]

KUROKEKE?

[round kayak]

Yes

[orchid axle]

https://tenor.com/view/desync-table-slam-table-smash-crush-angry-gif-1736984351640038904

[round kayak]

oops forgot to set my borrows

brb

[orchid axle]

Who even needs my borrows...

[lyric hatch]

Im not going to even advertise my s hanako lmao

[orchid axle]

I'll just put up mreisa

[lyric hatch]

Everyone and their mother is going to put up s hanako for borrow

[halcyon latch]

[round kayak]

I'm just gonna place mine, mreisa, and shanako

[empty verge]

i did 3 random pulls w momotalk pyrox

got nothing but pina

[west perch]

I have too many human rights vs slots

[snow portal]

[frail glen]

mfw the safeword is "no"

[shell tree]

… based

[supple star]

Wait

We'll have kurokage today?

[proven dove]

I want to live in the era in which I'll have excuses to raise atsuko x_x

[orchid axle]

Yes

[proven dove]

Yes

[supple star]

Oh man

I just malded yesterday

[frail glen]

i did it because I can

no excuse needed

[orchid axle]

Si- si-

SIX SEVENNNNNNNNN

[proven dove]

I slacced the week so I can focus more on kurokage

[novel timber]

continue balding from jerome to blacky cat

[supple star]

And this is a busy week

[empty verge]

ssg whelek

[orchid axle]

Whelpd

[proven dove]

I can't though even if I wanted x) I have a long list of units to ue waiting for me.

[empty verge]

im unironically one click away from spending eligma on s shizuko (to get her to 3*)

[supple star]

Bricc?

[proven dove]

Good luck in your suicide mission ecstacy :3

[empty verge]

aborted

[empty verge]

yes

tough times to be f2p

[orchid axle]

What-

[proven dove]

Worth it whenever you want to farm her

[proven dove]

He planned to try kurokage luna

[frail glen]

it is always 67 but not how is 67

[orchid axle]

Oh nice plan

[proven dove]

Apparently canceled though

[orchid axle]

SIX SEVENNN

[proven dove]

Why so early

[empty verge]

ill see how much damage i can do w main teams

[proven dove]

Ah there's still hope

[shell tree]

aishix seven

[round kayak]

lovely HP stat

[empty verge]

dinosaurs told me the asteroid will kill me

[orchid axle]

[shell tree]

AishAzusaPunch

[proven dove]

I'm entering kurokage doing luna feeling safe that there is someone who'll lose their hair roots trying a baldy maldy bold strat

[orchid axle]

Break fishing rod

[summer dew]

[empty verge]

i lack the cleanup team investments

muda da

[shell tree]

What is this meme

[vestal kernel]

whats the requirements for kurokage torment

[shell tree]

is this a euphemism

[orchid axle]

@summer dew we breaking the fishing rods

[shell tree]

does that mean the d

[summer dew]

[summer dew]

Garden hose

[shell tree]

Garden hoes

[summer dew]

I'm only half joking

[orchid axle]

Nuke shot

[summer dew]

You do want strong garden hose aka shanako w/ buffers and aoe heals

[round kayak]

I wonder how maldy this p1 comp is

UE 50 works afterall

[orchid axle]

What the nezo doing

[vestal kernel]

i have splish splash but do i need 1 or 2

[round kayak]

researching

[orchid axle]

I'm scared

[proven dove]

Shanako
imari/csena/mreisa/oshigure
kikyou/mine
Daru
Rio/kisaki

Other usable units are sseia hikari kasumi

[orchid axle]

Ue60 kisaki

[shell tree]

Hi scared

[orchid axle]

-# breaks fishing rod

[shell tree]

does it mean d?!

[summer dew]

Tor wanpannable if you have ue50 garden hose on your own and buffers/healer

Idk ue40 will work too

[proven dove]

The mald there feels real with 4* ako, if ue30 it would look not mald

[summer dew]

But baldy for wanpan

[lilac solar]

I could do 2pan torment I think

[proven dove]

ue40 works but you gotta make your own hw since most strats online use ue50.

Cupcake cleared 1pan consistently with ue40 shanako

[empty verge]

i'll spend my 400 pyrox hoping for a himari spook

[orchid axle]

What d

[shell tree]

dihh

[round kayak]

im double checking it rn on schaledb on how far is the difference between stats on 4* and UE 30, but im banking that the maldy part is mostly because of shanako being UE 50

[orchid axle]

What

[proven dove]

Vinny she's a girl

[orchid axle]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-girl-suzu-suzukaze-peak-peaking-gif-15779514633690401746

[shell tree]

She didn’t specify whose fishing rod

[orchid axle]

A fishing rod

That can be broken

[empty verge]

muda da...

[proven dove]

Just take the words literally and move on :p

[summer dew]

If i know aisha

It's minecraft ref with enchanted fishing rod

[empty verge]

donate me himari

[orchid axle]

[shell tree]

that would make more sense

[orchid axle]

Donated

[empty verge]

buy me pakejis on steam

[proven dove]

Ah right aisha is a minecraft fanatic

[shell tree]

I don’t know where this rod came from

at first, I thought sroko, but why break?

[summer dew]

But idk if i know aisha that well yet

[proven dove]

I mean yennie 🤭

[summer dew]

So I'm guessing

[orchid axle]

https://tenor.com/view/wemmbu-orbital-strike-cannon-orbital-cannon-nuke-unstable-gif-11945578051483354237

[shell tree]

oh, right. My first interaction was not understanding a minecraft reference

[empty verge]

10.8 M credits

[proven dove]

I never played Minecraft in my life

[empty verge]

same

[orchid axle]

I think Saukko is knowing me

A bit too much

[proven dove]

I'm too old for it. And you're too young ?

[halcyon latch]

Nagisa EX

[empty verge]

im lowkey employed brother

[orchid axle]

Makoto EX

[summer dew]

I mistook this thing on the right for a boob many times until i paused the gif

[empty verge]

moon

[summer dew]

Same thing

[orchid axle]

Moon

[frail glen]

no that's a Getsuga Tenshō

[proven dove]

Nice :3 I just felt the ones who didn't play it were the older generation who didn't even get it

[summer dew]

Boob

[empty verge]

my friends used to be obsessed w it

i never learned how to craft so never played it for more than 5 seconds

[spice basin]

Oh unstable smp

[summer dew]

I blame peav

[round kayak]

alright nvm 4* vs UE 30 is practically 6k heal missing on her basic, hopefully hikari still lives on phase 2 even with this

[halcyon latch]

I can't f2p that game

[orchid axle]

@summer dew do you think I can clear

[proven dove]

I saw it as a moon but after your remark I understand you pov

[summer dew]

Yes 100%

[empty verge]

maybe very hard

or extreme on a good day

[orchid axle]

I think it's enough for normal

[proven dove]

Your ako is ue30 right ?

[round kayak]

nah I was still waiting for a few more days to grab more elphs on lessons so she's still stuck on 4*

[empty verge]

momiji and a few good women, that's the headline

[empty verge]

✍️

[orchid axle]

Thumbs up

[round kayak]

53m is already a pretty good score and its a 2pan so if 4* works then ill just compensate

[proven dove]

You could use mine instead of hikari btw :3 if you have issues with hikari's survivability

Your team has only shanako's basic for def down, mine/kikyou can help

[empty verge]

i hope everyone's hikari dies in EU and they borrow mine

[orchid axle]

Nuh

[lilac solar]

my ako looks like this

[quiet raft]

next event is Takane's, is it sleeping time?

[orchid axle]

Mreisa isn't solo healing

[lilac solar]

maybe I should raise her skills

[quiet raft]

better than mine at least

[empty verge]

she could barely solo heal f99 for tiphy 💔

[round kayak]

[summer dew]

Captain Mine gets some borrows too yes

[quiet raft]

she bites

[orchid axle]

I did that f100

[proven dove]

Yeah likely you'll be fine :3

[orchid axle]

On the first day

[empty verge]

vile

i did f99 like 50 min beforedeadline

[proven dove]

I'm using her solo heal in luna team 2 :3

[round kayak]

mreisa works all the way to F109

[pallid inlet]

Hello nezo

[round kayak]

hello jerome

[pallid inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/shiroko-iwak-seikanashi-blue-archive-blueaca-gif-12576967082864112841

[summer dew]

🐟

[round kayak]

(ᓀ‸ᓂ)

[pallid inlet]

I wonder what my GA rank is now

[empty verge]

with d saori and s mika?

[pallid inlet]

I’ve only checked in for cafe and left

[pallid inlet]

Smika no

[candid gust]

🦖

[odd geyser]

we f2p are here to stay

[round kayak]

if you have 3* dsaori just borrow nozomi

[empty verge]

i dont have her

[lilac solar]

I fixed my ako

[round kayak]

wer T10 necklace....

[lilac solar]

I'm f2p

[odd geyser]

UE40 Ako without max skills sure is f2p...

[empty verge]

this was my f99 clear

[lilac solar]

I can max any one of the fundamentals

[empty verge]

ragebait

[round kayak]

I have no idea why your mreisa cant solo heal with that investments

[empty verge]

i havent tried, but a balder told me she cant

[pallid inlet]

My man going through the 7 stages of grief

[lilac solar]

me spend 0 ligma on ako...

[round kayak]

thank you for your patronage kriet

[lilac solar]

I got really lucky on archive banner I swear

[pallid inlet]

Thank you nezo for your nyk

[round kayak]

[copper siren]

I'm f2p btw

[pallid inlet]

I’ve already set kisaki and mreisa for kurokage

[round kayak]

oh alot of people used my imari

[odd geyser]

you know, I don't think they're ever gonna add to the archive banner atp

[empty verge]

uhmm akshually you need to mock battle for 100 hours before deciding to spend one (1) unit of eligma on this fest DPS

[round kayak]

thank god for that

[pallid inlet]

Your username

[copper siren]

Going from BA gen to GDP is like arriving in Kaiju territory

[empty verge]

what about it

[lilac solar]

should I try for even more ako dupes then

[odd geyser]

I think they'd make a separate archive banner for future characters to get archived instead that uses different tickets

[empty verge]

oh

[pallid inlet]

Denying kurokage

[empty verge]

yeah im in denial

[pallid inlet]

That’s true

[regal rover]

“Krkg isnt a raid” is a strong statement

[orchid axle]

Kurokekw

[polar orbit]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2041039110627012675

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FixupX · Apr 6, 2026, 6:23 AM

[round kayak]

so they are separated by year huh, hmmm that would mean there's more tickets to sell then I see

[copper siren]

I'll throw my wallet at Krkg to defeat it

[regal rover]

But its true that krkg is washed

[pallid inlet]

Kurokage torment free

[empty verge]

nuh uh

[round kayak]

alright my borrows are ready

[pallid inlet]

Nezo what should my last assistant be

[odd geyser]

it'd also discourage players like me doing this

[pallid inlet]

Besides kisaki mreisa

[empty verge]

something more of a f2p shade like this

[pallid inlet]

Denied

[regal rover]

Thats kinda look like my borrows actually, but the only difference is im putting kiki instead of mine

[polar orbit]

Why the frick do you have a ue60 hikari

[round kayak]

do people borrow kisaki actually

[lilac solar]

gigakaiju

[pallid inlet]

They do

[orchid axle]

-# Time to ue60 hikari next

[empty verge]

i was new and she was hot

[odd geyser]

all the time

[round kayak]

guess thats true tor below

[quiet raft]

damn, snagi saw less use than Mreisa or Smika

[round kayak]

luna is locked to shanako

[pallid inlet]

I know a guy who borrows my kisaki for every raid

[quiet raft]

[empty verge]

the borrower is slave to the lender

[round kayak]

assassin?

[pallid inlet]

No

[odd geyser]

I used to borrow Kisaki all the time before the UE60 era

[orchid axle]

Now dajin owns ue60 kisaki

[summer dew]

Untrue if you double cross them. Then the lender becomes the slave

[odd geyser]

no, now speedrun is normally too degenerate to compete

[round kayak]

this statement implies you have every DPS built 🦖

[odd geyser]

so me slacc

[gleaming wren]

same reason my sMoe is ue50

[quiet raft]

pick out your kiki from assist and make em suffer

[empty verge]

ah , the jurassic period... good old times

[orchid axle]

https://tenor.com/view/concert-crowd-dino-dinosaur-dinosaur-concert-gif-8370755840133370757

[quiet raft]

Kaijujin caught in full color

[odd geyser]

who else am I supposed to borrow here?

[empty verge]

https://tenor.com/view/gib-asteroid-gib-plz-hedera-gif-11991669902788466753

[empty verge]

rahhhh

https://tenor.com/view/dinosaur-laser-dinosaur-laser-lasers-gif-13655827575092567149

[empty verge]

kaijin and aris

[round kayak]

reminds me that I have to max yuzu for kaiten

[odd geyser]

yuzu f2p

[round kayak]

does her BG drop before kaiten?

[odd geyser]

[round kayak]

cant remember when was it

[odd geyser]

iirc it came right after kaiten

[round kayak]

oh

that sucks lmao

[odd geyser]

maybe we accelerate

but yeah

lmfao

[pallid inlet]

No

[pallid inlet]

Literally right after

[round kayak]

ah fiddlesticks

[hollow saddle]

[round kayak]

dont think nexon every accelerated BG updates also so RIP

[odd geyser]

you'd be incorrect

[summer dew]

My yuzu 3* lvl1 b10

[odd geyser]

we had Hinata BG early for a peroro

[round kayak]

ohh

[hollow saddle]

I can slacc most GA after this

[round kayak]

banking a shot then for early arrival

[pallid inlet]

Nezo are you gonna bald yellow kaiten with baldyuzu?

[empty verge]

f2p

[empty verge]

p2w

[quiet raft]

which unit should I put for easy money next TA?

[odd geyser]

we f2p are here to stay

[quiet raft]

[pallid inlet]

Shanako

[odd geyser]

27.8 purple whale af!

[quiet raft]

[odd geyser]

mald!

[round kayak]

well might as well try, main reason why I stopped on 4* ako cause im thinking of sparking cherino instead

[quiet raft]

please jp, show me a shanako banner

[empty verge]

i hadn't ue60'd my smika and ue40'd my rio...

[pallid inlet]

Cherino farmable

[round kayak]

thats gonna take awhile

[odd geyser]

fr fr

[round kayak]

kaiten is already next next week

[empty verge]

it takes time when you're f2p

[pallid inlet]

3 months

[odd geyser]

us f2p can't afford such luxuries

[summer dew]

Csena shanako hikari imari kikyou

[empty verge]

we need to save diligently

mock, lose, mock

then eligma

[odd geyser]

nah, we cope until its cheap

which for UE60 is never

[empty verge]

😔

[round kayak]

[empty verge]

i spooked nykayoko at least, gave me 30 eleph

i have 220-ish eligma so im lacking 34 elephs or so

aka 170 eligma

[odd geyser]

f2p like me can't really compete...

[empty verge]

1 pakeji...

[pallid inlet]

What’s my man cooking with that d hina

[empty verge]

lmfao

[round kayak]

I was gonna use her last cheesed GA but I said fuck it and quit

[quiet raft]

what does being fest mean compared to unique?

[summer dew]

Fuck it

[odd geyser]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NijBPgStOHo

[pallid inlet]

I used her for 2 raids

That is something

[odd geyser]

historically, fes also means you can spook on other fes banner

technically less limited than unique

[frail glen]

but now we have limited archive

[quiet raft]

hmmm

[frail glen]

oh no peav in chat

I ma wear sunglasses

[quiet raft]

sounds like dookey

[candid gust]

ngl i just got back to home and all i saw was 4 pings in gpd

[empty verge]

peav vape

[worldly sun]

Limited = limited to their own banner
Fest limited = limited to fest banner (which comes every 6 months)

[candid gust]

glad i slack

[candid gust]

[frail glen]

can we get limited fest limited

limited to their fest limited banner

[quiet raft]

so the only way I get Shanako is through spook in Baris

[worldly sun]

Or any of the concurrent fest banners

[empty verge]

thats the mindset

[quiet raft]

or new fest recollection

[empty verge]

you're gonna go far kid

[quiet raft]

with Shanako

[worldly sun]

Maybe in a year if you’re lucky

[odd geyser]

glad me spook all fes on jp before they got archived

[quiet raft]

my name is not kid, I am Arathy's.

[empty verge]

its the name of a song

[quiet raft]

[frail glen]

with a thousand lies and a good disguise

[empty verge]

hit them right between the eyes

[quiet raft]

oh, I kinda hate hearing music with lyrics

only exceptions are which I end up finding pleasing to hear

[empty verge]

beethoven kaiju

[candid gust]

oh no

kurokeke

[quiet raft]

Nah

Air 3 bach

[halcyon latch]

We love to hear the whale cries

[frail glen]

https://tenor.com/view/slaythespire-gif-27445448

[quiet raft]

kaiju dating sim

[halcyon latch]

So who in here is dating

[tender olive]

[frail glen]

Oh no, not me
I never lost control

[candid gust]

wowyeah

[empty verge]

im never gonna lose my lunatic control either 😔

[frail glen]

soooo

are the eligma package later use upon purcahse, or can you store it for later

because

ue60 pj koyuki sounds very doable rn

[little cypress]

Is there maintenance

[frail glen]

yes

[little cypress]

Is there guide for assistant like which students to task mission

[frosty harbor]

task mission?

is there a game mechanic im not aware of?

[frail glen]

maybe he meant

to tackle missions?

prob a typo

[empty verge]

whtas eligma pakeji

[lilac solar]

it's f2p

[frail glen]

eleph

[halcyon latch]

It's how 🐋 s prepare for mating season

[frozen chasm]

how long is the maint again

[lilac solar]

4h I heard

[polar orbit]

ye 4h

[frozen chasm]

hmmm, unusually short for a new event

[frail glen]

4h!!!!!!

[empty verge]

youmean expert permit eleph? yeah you can save it

[halcyon latch]

They are shorting our maintenance pyrox gains

[frail glen]

it has had been 3 hr before the 4.5th fest

now I have to stay up extra late

[halcyon latch]

Drink ☕️

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-fubuki-fubuki-donuts-blue-archive-gif-25280007

[stable mulch]

I forgot to hoard ap

I just spent it all before remembering there's a new event

[halcyon latch]

Just do the f2p method

[round kayak]

not hoarding is fine but uhh using it before the event is....

[frozen chasm]

dw

[frozen chasm]

hes whale and can just x20

[stable mulch]

What....?

Slander

[candid gust]

whelkip revive?!

[halcyon latch]

Oh he's good to go

Mating season ready

[modest comet]

( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• )

[tall glacier]

[stable mulch]

[spice basin]

What's the lore with tomoe and whales where hoshinowhale

[stable mulch]

I only buy f2p pakeji guys

Anything I buy is f2p and anything I don't is whel

[frozen chasm]

😟

[candid gust]

He bought all of it btw.

So we indeed are.f2p and he isn't

[empty verge]

"ecstacy and eternal are f2p?"
"always have been"

[frozen chasm]

weird flex, are you ok

[pallid inlet]

clearly not

[frail glen]

that what I am saying

spread the words

[pallid inlet]

eternalwhel

[lilac solar]

mods give this man a kayokotrue

[modest comet]

Whel peavvv

[frail glen]

wait

isn't peav below 10k pyro

[empty verge]

he bought a couple of pakejis

[frail glen]

we will know if she is whel by telling if she pulls during fest

[polar orbit]

What are the odds my pvp bracket switches to yakumo shenanigans

[pallid inlet]

low

but never 0

[polar orbit]

I have two top ten NA raiders in my bracket

[tall glacier]

i already had someone with bneru+saki

[pallid inlet]

top player in my bracket is a pro raider

[spice basin]

Wait can you use yakumo on srkr

[pallid inlet]

yes

[empty verge]

top player in my bracket is elon musk's asian scorechaser

[polar orbit]

Airi loses her one remaining place 😔

[pallid inlet]

just use both

[empty verge]

no she doesnt, she will still be in my heart

[pallid inlet]

12m free damage

[candid gust]

🤫

[pallid inlet]

who can say no to that

[polar orbit]

Me

[quartz remnant]

top player in my bracket is a 2 digits slaccer...wait that's me

[frail glen]

you should do a Daijin, and use Nagisa to cover pyro count next time you share screen shot

[candid gust]

😟

[empty verge]

i didnt use her for cleanup

[pallid inlet]

eternal whel

[empty verge]

i brutalized srkr

[pallid inlet]

ok