🎭ba-memes

[next dawn]

What about Kaiser?

He wear mask, though so can't be sure

[smoky meteor]

as far as we're concerned, the only males that we come across aside from sensei, which is debateble, are animals, robots, and scp creatures like black suit

[radiant tree]

Bruh you think the robots at Kaiser have genders?

[smoky meteor]

have you seen the kaiser CEO, especially during the summer event

[radiant tree]

well the CEO has male body so, i guess?

[thorn island]

a thing doesnt have gender

not alive

if he a robot ofc

[desert trellis]

Also, 1 pistol bullet is definitely not enough to put Makoto down. Not after she went down in a blazing ball of fire that was her zeppelin and survived.

[junior garden]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-gif-26484090

[ornate smelt]

we've never actually seen Makoto in combat have we

[violet pond]

https://youtu.be/5w8DyUPLxSg i don't know what the hell is going on

[tight wolf]

Day 02: I still didn't find any memes related to BA

[vernal cypress]

[tight wolf]

Reddit-twitter-discord meme servers Facebook etc.

No no not that kind of memes I mean very silly memes which doesn't make sense but we start instantly laughing

[frozen lintel]

[tight wolf]

;-; I am not a veteran Ba player

Let me play a little more and gain some knowledge about the dark realm

And also

Ehh it okay

[thick current]

F

[trail ravine]

bruh

[frail dirge]

kid-sized meal

[spice lintel]

mika xd for people looking for it

[frosty bone]

Male students don't exist so thank you Obvious Kotama

[junior garden]

bruh

[spice lintel]

minors❌ miners✅

[vestal oyster]

I love mino- I mean miners

[amber veldt]

Minori right?

Minori right??

Cause I like her too

[vestal oyster]

ofc I mean Minori

[spice lintel]

miner girl

[spice lintel]

song?

[frail dirge]

Asmalibrasi

[civic wigeon]

Ok, what have I done?...

[vast pebble]

God's work

[unique sky]

Asmalibrasi by soegi bornean

[civic wigeon]

I'll take that as a compliment. I shall thank you!

[frosty bone]

Same

[tulip basin]

they do

devs just dont wanna show them

or at least my schizo just tells me they exist

[frosty bone]

Damn

[tulip basin]

i do have proof, but i dont think its enough to set it in stone

[frail dirge]

let's see, if it's not enough to set it on stone, let's concrete it

[tulip basin]

just cement it

or brick it

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1019676847161757707/1100985880681906276/IMG_1868.gif

[frail dirge]

• Insert tf2 pyro airblast meme here *

[junior garden]

im stealing this meme

[frail dirge]

INDONESIA!!!!! 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

[frail dirge]

wait, Why it's poland flag?

[hardy shore]

is there full ver?
nvm i found it

[random marsh]

🇮🇩

[random marsh]

Poland flag bruh

[ocean cape]

If you want to post memes featuring jp chars exclusive to story please use the jp-content channel

[ocean cape]

Or use a spoilertag

[frail dirge]

Friendly fire intensifies

[frail dirge]

INDONESIA!!!!! 🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵

[random marsh]

INDONESIA!!!!! 🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨

[frail dirge]

No that's Bangladesh

[random marsh]

Nah indo

[sterile sapphire]

Minecraft flag

[frail dirge]

Mbang
Cladesh

Morocco 😭

[fossil bridge]

Indonesia 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[frail dirge]

What duh hel

[indigo quail]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-cement-concrete-conk-creet-gif-4802540077244415470

[hardy shore]

🦀

[amber veldt]

https://youtu.be/zfcoQRs2hbc

[steep basalt]

also got banned from the genshin discord because of a harmless meme

[vocal kestrel]

When a cute girl makes a funny joke 😭😭😭

[junior garden]

The problem with Mihoyo's moderation staff across their own community servers is that they cant accept 😭 or even 🦀

neither the "good stuff" from AL and other games

No wonder their community is the most depressing among all gacha games

[analog lance]

What's AL?

[gloomy trench]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-skander-big-brother-gif-21303304

[junior garden]

Azur Lane, another one of the most cultured games known to gacha kind

Come there and you feel like child sensei

[bright bear]

True

[analog lance]

They have 🌽?

So 🌽 But no 🦀?

[junior garden]

They have 🦀 and big 😭 too

[analog lance]

Ohh... I get it, sorry just got confused with what you said earlier

[junior garden]

buddy ya spelt prawn wrongly

[analog lance]

💀

[analog lance]

Anything from hoyo's been littered by western standards

[junior garden]

Honkai series wasnt that much affected until they advertised it globally which led genshin community to play it and there's already people tryna cancel the game

anyway lets move to off topic before we're a problem

[vestal stag]

AL official discord removed the god damn meme channel for some bs reason. Their mods are hyper focused on art works and are able to see barely visible camels

[analog lance]

Atleast they don't censor arts stuff tho.

[junior garden]

its not much of a big problem, at least "content" is still there
yall ping me in #💬off-topic lets continue there

[analog lance]

Also, why i rarely see y'all in #💬off-topic that much? I got someone to talk to on #🎭ba-memes 💀

[frail dirge]

Yuuka after complete 52 round run and she also gain 200Kg thigh

[high bear]

anyone has a high resolution picture of ?

[crystal halo]

Literally 1984

[junior garden]

depressing mihoyo community

[frail dirge]

average Mihoyo action when see a F2P

[hollow pulsar]

😭

[winter ermine]

🇲🇨 🇮🇩

ok my brain and eyes are kinda messed up a bit

[tulip basin]

i didnt know minecraft had a flag

why does it look like poland indonesia

[fierce mountain]

Minecraft could be set in either country

[open monolith]

the virgin realistic, grim and harsh truth protagonist vs the chad indomitable, kind, and helpful protagonist

[open monolith]

Saori vs Hifumi

[tulip basin]

someone else fits the downer ending fan, but for the sake of convenience i went with black suit

[tulip basin]

oh that works too

[gloomy trench]

[open monolith]

[frail dirge]

The cold and indifferent universe vs the indomitable human spirit

[odd oak]

[frail dirge]

It just gave me that vibe

[open monolith]

basically that yes

[frail dirge]

Fahcken amazing

[real oar]

@floral adder how is this a repost.

[floral adder]

I saw this a few days ago

[real oar]

Did you play the video?

Or just assumed it was the same one

[floral adder]

no

[real oar]

[tulip basin]

fricking angry birds

nostalgia

wait no IM DUMB

its bad piggies

[real oar]

Yes

If you played that game, you had a great childhood

[tulip basin]

i indeed had a great childhood

[fast gazelle]

same company no worries

[tulip basin]

ik

[real oar]

[fast gazelle]

they really killed angry birds tho

[tulip basin]

i loved making planes and just drop rockets in the sandbox mode

[serene latch]

How she knows Sensei have too much pictures of girls?

[real oar]

[tulip basin]

she went into his phone

like all the students would

[real oar]

@floral adder listen to the mp4 instead of instantly giving it the ♻️

[tulip basin]

he cant help it

hes the average ♻️ enjoyer

[tulip basin]

[serene latch]

Time to get a hermetic phone

[tulip basin]

just dont save the pictures on your phone

put it on the cloud or sth

[serene latch]

Hermetic

So, Veritas cannot wiretap you

[random marsh]

Lore accurate

[calm prairie]

Hifumi gets the girl

[floral adder]

got it

[gray tusk]

gomen Hina

[radiant tree]

Makes sense cuz Vergil would pay no child support

[bitter axle]

Iroha: Gomen Hina, the Special Waifu always gets the sensei

[vale pebble]

[vale pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/she-doesnt-deserve-it-anneliese-judge-annie-sullivan-sweet-magnolias-it-isnt-right-gif-17624100

[winged estuary]

I LOVE ♻️

[astral adder]

♻️ my beloved

[outer garden]

Tortilla hermano

[outer garden]

[tough ibex]

XDDDDDDD

[dense gorge]

Guys i have a question..

Do student in Kivotos have parents ????

and if they do...

sensei are the only human male in kivotos then where all those mele perent come from ???

[frail dirge]

Me when auto mod

I tried to say the m word

[desert trellis]

Apparently, yes. Since Atsuko is a descendant of royal blood, that means she should have parents, unless they procreate by infecting shibe with spores.

[desert trellis]

Migga?

[dense gorge]

ok....but you ned human mele to do that right

then where the heck they come from ?

i mean there no way you make female kivotos having....fun with some dog,cat, or clanka

[frail dirge]

Mother I'd like to _____

[desert trellis]

If you are seriously asking this, then the serious answer is: nobody knows, even the developers. Kivotos is purposely populated by female students and you, as a Sensei, is the only male representative just so that you feel special and perceive the entirety of student body as your own personal harem.

[frail dirge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1030399686638575656/1101551950740344922/IMG_1132.gif

[ashen thorn]

It's not like Sensei needs to be male even
You may very well have the all-female city

But why does everyone ignore the storks that bring them to mothers?

[dense gorge]

dam....😭

[pastel hare]

I think that there are both normal parents, but they live outside of Kivotos, as Kivotos is Academy-city.

[ashen thorn]

There's also Nonomi's parents owning a rich business, hence her golden card iirc

[pastel hare]

Because there are no grown up girls also, except for Kivotos employee such Shun or Student consil girls

[desert trellis]

Bruh. The Sensei is male, the developers even not thorough at trying to adhere to the concept of a "neutral gender Sensei". Students refer to the Sensei as "they", but there are slips here and there, everywhere that indicate Sensei being male. E.g. if you watch the "Beautiful Daydreamer", Wakamo even says "HE and I", in Saki's relationship story she says "Why would you ask a female student wearing a skirt to do a handstand?", and so on, and so forth.

[dense gorge]

idk man female sensei is kinda cute duh 😭

[desert trellis]

Oh, and also there is BA manga where the Sensei is depicted as male. Check-mate.

[ashen thorn]

shurg
the latter example isn't even indicative of anything tbh
even so, they're usually sticking to the "pick your kind of sensei", so I don't care if they goof up in a few places and default to "he/him"

[desert trellis]

Sure, if you turn off logic, then, yeah, the latter example is not indicative at all.

[ashen thorn]

BA manga is... official but non-canon too? Also nothing conclusive, they just had to pick something for the sake of manga

[tepid nova]

Males are just omitted... I like the spores theory tho

[ashen thorn]

Seems like a weird thing to ask for regardless of sensei's gender :v

[clear hazel]

Memes?

[ashen thorn]

meme moment

https://tenor.com/view/arona-blue-archive-gacha-anime-mobage-gif-24579050

[tepid nova]

[haughty tartan]

Haha get stretched idiot

[clear hazel]

Haha sure did get me good

[dense gorge]

yeah main reason why student council dont hired female sensei

[ashen thorn]

The Yuri Archive is real 😭

[desert trellis]

Oh? Let me quote this again: "Why would you ask a FEMALE student wearing a skirt to do a handstand?" Answer me this, why would she stress that she is female in this case.
My answer: Sensei is male and if she does a handstand, she would expose her underwear, which is inappropriate in the presence of a male person.
Your answer?

[clear hazel]

[frail dirge]

I heard from Blue Archive Japan sensei confirm voice by Takuya Eguchi

[ashen thorn]

Exposing your underwear in public is always inappropriate. Maybe this scene was in private? Even then adult tricking you into exposing underwear by making you do a handstand... ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Stressing it is just odd in general seeing as girl students are the only students around here

[prisma spoke]

average arknight player

[serene latch]

With 8 billion humans in this world doesn't sound impossible the existence of an only-females city

[ashen thorn]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/107113536

[serene latch]

But thinking about it's weird

[dense gorge]

my pren

have you ever go to rusia before ??

[prisma spoke]

have you?

[serene latch]

No, why?

[dense gorge]

no 😦

[dense gorge]

well i thought rusia have more women that man

i mean they wont call them self motherusia for some reason right :v

[serene latch]

(amen break)

[dreamy copper]

The students would die out, no next generation in the future 😂

[uneven widget]

What if, something something a male king born among the Gerudo every hundred years?

[dreamy copper]

I would feel bad for that dude

[dense gorge]

[serene latch]

Parthenogenesis

[dense gorge]

ok guys i have another question

[dreamy copper]

I didn’t know they were lizards

[dense gorge]

can aris got touch by water ???

[ashen thorn]

wait wait

[dense gorge]

or even swim ???

[ashen thorn]

oh
I thought it'd be a more serious question

[dreamy copper]

Doesn’t she drink soda

So yeah

[dense gorge]

eh....

wait when ???

[ashen thorn]

since it'd be better to go to #📕story-spoilers in that case

[serene latch]

alright

[ashen thorn]

or just #🗣️ba-general if it's mundane like that

[dreamy copper]

Alright nevermind, I think it was fan made when I saw it happen

[ashen thorn]

https://twitter.com/Yukishiro_R/status/1651984864965726208?s=20

R.IA (@Yukishiro_R)

@AeAe75 英語版です！
[English Version]

Hayase Yuuka Immediately notice it

これはやばい、今すぐ他のゲームをアンインストールしないと何かがまずい気がする！😱

#BlueArchive
#ブルアカ

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Twitter · Apr 28, 2023, 4:20 PM

Gomen Yuuka, I'm a slave of the Astral Express now

[jagged falcon]

[dense gorge]

oh ya almost forgor

[dreamy copper]

Sorry Yuuka I like seeing big muscle men fight each other in Dokkan

[jagged falcon]

Just MoniYuuka

[dense gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-yoda-cute-star-wars-day-may4th-may-the4th-be-with-you-gif-21431189

may the 4 be with you all sensei

owh and does any one have that one art where miyu holding red lightsaber ?

[civic wigeon]

https://youtu.be/_GiCZqAoehs

[civic wigeon]

Basically

[calm prairie]

Hold on, let her cook

[sterile flint]

Nah, she is more likely to create the next raid boss following the recipe for cereal that actually creating cereal

[calm prairie]

That'd be nice

[astral adder]

[gray tusk]

[winged estuary]

anyone have the vid of aris doing the mr beast pose

[astral adder]

I'd rather have mr.beast doing the aris pose

[winged estuary]

somehow found the vid after scrolling through my yt history

https://youtu.be/JRZLD5ruwrw

was looking for this one

[restive gorge]

ok

[ashen thorn]

what is that meant to look like though

????

[steep basalt]

why is the .mp4 named like this??? 😭 😭 😭 😭

[frail dirge]

oh shi,, rpe,mp4

[random marsh]

BRUH

[rapid fable]

||she had her time||

[random lichen]

Y con su hit La Arrolladora Banda de Limón

[ashen night]

HAHA

[frail dirge]

smuggy momoi

[weary cove]

[modest goblet]

I'll go for bunny Karin

[frail dirge]

Hell on earth, but without the unnamed Marine (Doomguy)

[weary cove]

[vernal cypress]

[obtuse bone]

We need the blue Archive version of the Doom Slayer (Doomguy)

[frail dirge]

Doom sensei

[obtuse bone]

Perfect

That is sensei's hidden potential

[frail dirge]

imagine if the meisters made a sensei suit

[weary cove]

sensei when beatrice

[gloomy trench]

[obtuse lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/nanomachines-son-metal-gear-senator-armstrong-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-gif-20057254

[frail dirge]

they response to emotional trauma

[sterile flint]

☹️ not joyous

[frail dirge]

[outer garden]

[molten girder]

[outer garden]

The 99% BA Community

[scarlet basin]

I sure know that the FBI won't waste their time on people who are attracted to drawings

[next bone]

I wonder why the FBI's mouth is also covered in chocolate

[frail dirge]

"an old sewing machine is transformed into a shaker" in english
Correct me if i wrong (CMIIW)

[odd oak]

https://youtu.be/CZTKPC3cjks

[limber wraith]

"....into shaker".

😭

[frail dirge]

😭

[scarlet robin]

... 😭

[plucky sonnet]

https://youtu.be/wKj3DmRAcvw

[frail dirge]

is there a Student idea channel?

[junior garden]

I grew up like Saori

[junior garden]

now where's one for Punishing Gray Raven
and the Touhou lostword series

[crisp carbon]

https://twitter.com/yura19350121/status/1654321014480969728

HRNa (@yura19350121)

#ブルアカ
😜イロハ😜

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Twitter · May 5, 2023, 3:04 AM

[bright bear]

i thought "alat pengocok" was ||onaho|| im not indonesian

[wet sage]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/1654361005248458753

[blissful grove]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeIr__26dAw found this on the tubes

[jolly canopy]

This guy definitely watched classic tom and jerry. Respect

[cinder crag]

Is someone has the image version of this emote?

[rapid fable]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1075808740734947328.png?v=1&size=128&quality=lossless

[cinder crag]

Thanks

[junior garden]

LOCK ZE WINDOWS

SHES COMING FOR UR MILK

[honest magnet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741064976285958206/1103937737746305055/IMG_6076.jpg

[vestal oyster]

Average Kivotos vending machine

[junior garden]

how much is one gun, I'll buy one

[frail dirge]

is that the winchester 1897 shotgun?

[frail dirge]

In this context, it is

[junior garden]

why not we ask Specter

[winged estuary]

if you buy bullets, how many bullets will you get. 1 or enough for "filling the gun"

[radiant tree]

American be like: "Look what they need to do to mimic a fraction of our power"

[frail dirge]

1 Cartridge i think

[prisma spoke]

https://twitter.com/itpiki/status/1654294973108604928?s=19

🥟 Piki🥟 (@itpiki)

#ブルアカ
아로나..

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Twitter · May 5, 2023, 1:20 AM

[vestal oyster]

Me when nine blues and one yellow

[analog lance]

I mean.. The only argument that convinced me that sensei's male is that there are never any official art nor official reference that suggesting that sensei's any gender other than male. So that's that

[prisma spoke]

let it go lil bro

[dire crescent]

Me when majority male player base (probably)

[dire crescent]

Fire pfp btw

[analog lance]

Sure..

"If you argue with someone who named your color red "blue" Then you're stupid for arguing"
-someone

[analog lance]

Did y'all know that what there's some kind of philosophy where what i perceived as red is probably different from your perception of red

This might sound stupid but it can be applied to many things if you think about it

[prisma spoke]

we know something he doesn't❗❗

[stable aspen]

https://youtube.com/shorts/5ORb_5n0cf4?feature=share

[tight wolf]

I think we are not the same

Btw it's ba related

[tulip basin]

checks meme channel

sees bunch of text

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-moai-intense-transitions-reddit-chungus-gif-20326848

[frail dirge]

"People talking about things other people posted???? No way 😡😡😡"

[tulip basin]

[pastel hare]

*sees bunch of alice

[obtuse lantern]

[junior garden]

I wanna get strangled like that by Iori

And get "pressed on" hard

[vocal phoenix]

Relatable

[vocal phoenix]

Cute

[analog lance]

My presence in a picture ruined the picture

[lean venture]

can you dm me your pfp link 👉👈

dont do it here, you might get the hammer

[molten badge]

Correction tape

[pulsar lantern]

[odd oak]

[rugged arrow]

[frosty bone]

Man looks hotter than Karin fr

[ashen thorn]

Take on both

[odd oak]

https://youtu.be/298puL-e604

[analog lance]

Mind giving sauce my guy?

3D model looks sick

[junior garden]

I need this on Mutsuki and Arona

Mind if I buy ur entire stock

[crisp carbon]

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02QeiQfZB7dCjeTwa5VmUWMHZ5qEJmdRszbskxQ8g253X6uAFMaQnMm9bYCi4pnDmcl&id=100057108590293&mibextid=Nif5oz

[urban knoll]

[obtuse lantern]

low effort meme

[civic wigeon]

Send help? Send Koharu here instead!

[modest goblet]

Blue archive devs creating the perfect bunny girl waifu only to make her 15

[obtuse bone]

An accurate representation of the newly released chapter.

[crystal halo]

she can do the thug shaker alright

[fathom onyx]

not limited to bunny girls...

HibikiCheer 😩

[modest goblet]

Dear lord

It's not fair

[twin rune]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-gif-26509266

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-gif-26509266

https://tenor.com/view/izuna-blue-archive-fox-anime-gif-26080871

[dusty notch]

idk what happened but pretty cool

[obtuse bone]

I think whatever it is Yuuka drank caused her to become so powerful she broke the game

[junior garden]

she tried to increase her 100kg but increased a bug instead

[neat mist]

L2d slideshow powerpoint

[obtuse bone]

The game couldn't handle any more of the we-

Dies

[modest goblet]

Problem solver lore

[odd oak]

https://youtu.be/xtzv9FK2Qkc

[violet pond]

The Chad sensei vs the predator sensei

[crystal halo]

Yuuka drinking water looks pretty good

[rapid fable]

CS 1.6

[tight wolf]

Why man why

Every time I check meme channel I see anime girls

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-rory-charles-graham-rag-n-bone-man-turning-around-the-room-is-spinning-gif-18986961

[modern night]

Literally for my wallpaper 💀

[vestal oyster]

Gee, I wonder why

[tight wolf]

But but anime girls aren't meme ;-;

[lean venture]

why these 14 years old have the best thigh?

[tight wolf]

HOW

[obtuse lantern]

"fire in the hole"

[tight wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-bruh-moment-bruh-moae-bruh-moai-moai-gif-20311590

[tight wolf]

Is it some new version of grass

[inland urchin]

what the wheelchair woman doing

[prisma spoke]

https://twitter.com/YUKKI_BUNNY/status/1654420365635121152?s=19

분유🍼 (@YUKKI_BUNNY)

#ブルアカ
#ブルーアーカイブ
#BlueArchive
#블루아카

"선샌니"

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Twitter · May 5, 2023, 9:38 AM

[tulip basin]

try not to cry challenge blue archive players impossible!!!! (99% FAIL!!!)

[cinder crag]

I once experience this too. Except, it's Noa is L2D, and there's Noa is hand that supposed to be where she write a thing in the window

pretty cool, huh?

it's like you seeing stuff out of bounds

[analog lance]

Thanks

[frail dirge]

Why im blocked 😭

[silk sapphire]

wtf did she gave us

[frail dirge]

https://youtu.be/flMX-LDPGOg

[ashen thorn]

Open the anime girl game server
look inside
anime girls

[frail dirge]

[frail dirge]

i see cat

[cinder cloak]

[odd oak]

https://youtu.be/9kL1xCIukw0

[devout axle]

the part where she said "nin nin" was great
but honestly where she said "nin nin" is better

[frail dirge]

nah bro, the part when she said "nin nin" is the best

[harsh kernel]

Baby aru!

[ocean cape]

@obtuse lantern @zenith brook @urban knoll @rugged arrow Do not attempt to bypass dyno’s filter, please

[astral adder]

[ocean cape]

Please change your name to not include any form of banned word.
In this case “Fcker” is the issue.
Not doing so will result in you being muted until it is changed.

Avoid making nsfw comments here, please

[real oar]

[pastel hare]

[frail dirge]

[magic otter]

Finally

[obtuse bone]

It was at this moment Saya was done for

[frail dirge]

i really miss this PS commercial

[cobalt scarab]

plashspeed

[amber veldt]

plash speed pro

ayo black suit there to help out too

[jolly canopy]

Black suit is always a homie

[real oar]

Kinda ironic ngl if you think about it

Because we do research on lab rats even though PETA hates it and Saya is a rat doing experiments on Sensei

[obtuse bone]

Lol

[real oar]

If you catch my drift

[obtuse bone]

XD

[sturdy zenith]

this is amazing

[frosty rivet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/629725314720727060/1104011198615269376/FB_IMG_1683287240525.jpg

😭

[queen junco]

uoooohh😭😭😭

[obtuse glacier]

[dusky trellis]

🤣

[frosty rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946721308148920371/1104015127533068349/ba-art-meme-shikikan-sensei-finds-2-nickels-which-is-1-too-v0-3n6gypjz45va1.png

[junior garden]

U made me thought BA became a horror game

[obtuse glacier]

[junior garden]

What in the name of Schale happened

man had no choice but to use Aris' railgun

[tulip basin]

average ba server moment

[calm prairie]

[frail dirge]

[frail dirge]

[real cradle]

[south coral]

[copper bluff]

[winged estuary]

[terse hemlock]

[jolly canopy]

[vagrant crane]

[outer garden]

[frail dirge]

[random hound]

[simple sand]

[clear hazel]

[frank reef]

[dense gorge]

be carefull aris...tsukoyo maybe in the trees.

[frank reef]

Breathe Aris BREATHE

[vernal cypress]

[next dawn]

Fuuka

[obtuse bone]

[timber phoenix]

john wick

[cedar kettle]

https://youtu.be/eOYPV5TdXYg

[buoyant sigil]

Yuuka might need a minute in the bathroom.

So the average value a six-sided die can land is 3.5, with Yuuka needing to travel a total of 720 spaces to complete 40 laps. So Yuuka would have to roll the die around 205 times.

Now lets say the bottles she's drinking are the standard 350ml. It takes 300 of these bottles to roll the die twice, leading her to drink about 30750 bottles in total, or 10762.5L of energy drinks to make the trip, which is the weight of 107 Yuuka's.

For how long Yuuka's bathroom break would be. About 20% of water the body consumes becomes urine. So taking the 10762.5L of sports drink that Yuuka drank, our 100kg calculator will have generated around 2152.5L of urine, over 4,305 times the intended capacity of the human bladder. Finally the rate at which urine exits the body is about 15ml/s meaning Yuuka's bathroom break would take a total of 40 hours, nearly 2 whole days.

But that's not all.

With the cost of energy drinks being about $2 in total, it costs $61,510 to get Yuuka to run those laps. Meaning every time Nexon sends us 1500 bottles to force feed Yuuka with, they've effectively given us $3000 worth of sports drink, or 360,000 proxy which is enough to spark Yuuka(Track) 15 times.

[dreamy copper]

My balls

[obtuse bone]

She's going to need more than a minute with that amount

Probably half an hour

[buoyant sigil]

or 40

btw i first did these calculations while procrastinating in my math class

[obtuse bone]

Nice

[sturdy zenith]

2$ energy drinks in this economy?

water costs like 3.50$

[pulsar lantern]

Let's assume energy drinks are cheaper than water

[buoyant sigil]

yea they often do that

[cosmic flare]

So what I'm understanding is that Yuuka should not be alive after this?

[buoyant sigil]

yes

[cosmic flare]

RIP

[buoyant sigil]

even halo's won't save her from the bowel pain

[frosty bone]

Lmao skill issue

[cosmic flare]

Let's hope the Engineering Club have steel kidneys ready for transfusion.

[buoyant sigil]

one of the comments on this pasta

[cosmic flare]

RIP

[buoyant sigil]

i might add that to the already large copy pasta

[hard willow]

she most likely is the first to ever have type 3 with the amount of sugar at that point

[outer garden]

[slim turtle]

https://youtu.be/QbadI4tfwOI

[high gulch]

Made a Dagoth Ur AI meme involving the Academies

[vestal oyster]

LowTierSaki

[dusty notch]

😭 ⚽

[slim turtle]

[serene latch]

touch

[junior garden]

literally me

[frail dirge]

Koharu waterfall

[rugged arrow]

[lean venture]

mi wen the

[odd oak]

[frail dirge]

well Reisaa banner already announce in Japan server

[gusty yoke]

Man lost it over Shunny my dearest condolences to that man 🕯️

[urban knoll]

[vale dome]

Tfw my first 10 pull ticket gets me track yuuka, I am the happy

[frail dirge]

😭

thank god i got her 70 pull now i can save more for Himari banner

[gusty yoke]

This is what lacked the most in my Blue Archive memes
Thugs

[calm prairie]

The average value six-sided die can land is 3.5
I guess I'm just terribly unlucky then, because I'm over 200 rolls and nowhere near 40 laps

[frail dirge]

the average is 3.5?! bro my average is 1-3

[calm prairie]

Same
I was quoting the copypasta

[frail dirge]

the copypasta is so scary 💀

[scarlet basin]

For me, it was 9 pulls

[frail dirge]

bro i notice something, sometime Chise shoot 7 times but his weapon (mikrol MGL) only have 6 ammo capacity

[astral geode]

maybe because of her normal skill

her mag count is 6

[frail dirge]

memes channel
unfunny text

[calm prairie]

You're new in this channel aren't you

That's the norm here

[frail dirge]

wellcome to the meme channel, we serve warn and purge

[calm prairie]

Unfortunately (for you), it will continue

[gusty yoke]

Where memes

[calm prairie]

There's no tooth fairy, there's no Easter bunny, and there's no memes!

[gusty yoke]

[amber veldt]

What? How could you do this? This is outrageous! Its unfair! How can you be on the memes channel and not have memes!

[calm prairie]

What does a politician know about meme channels?

[amber veldt]

its a pathway to many abilities some considered to be.... unnatural

[thick current]

||Rio give me the power armor||

[calm prairie]

Sensei banner when

[cold torrent]

That'd be a great April fool's banner

[thick current]

Sensei's EX skill:
A Mysterious card, cost 6:
Can add any 6 students to your team to fight for you but can only be used once, because it drains your life.

[cold torrent]

Bricks your game for some number of hours to simulate you working for money to whale

[thick current]

Basic skill: Plot armor, Passive

Adds 10000 Def to sensei (35) every 30 seconds, stacks up to 2 times

[tight wolf]

Go and search for the treasure that Meme D Roger left behind

[scarlet basin]

[dreamy copper]

I know for sure it’s not in this Discord

[tight wolf]

Have you tried it?

[tepid compass]

what if sensei have AC

Mod pls ban me

[pulsar lantern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/678637746105090048/1104295980549017631/1683355015862_fb_video_1683355017878.mp4

[onyx lance]

crossover

[fossil bridge]

do not be shy and do not insist
If it were me, I would definitely be in...

[vernal cypress]

[left mural]

People be putting Poland flag 🗿🇵🇱

[random marsh]

🇲🇨

[left mural]

[scarlet robin]

😭💢

[thick current]

Oh shi-

[wooden tendon]

Dude just gave me an idea for a video

[misty ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1092482643423146004.gif

[honest magnet]

https://twitter.com/miannawzays/status/1654461328428498960?t=M6f-8Y4aA-HBuRE_uSj4uw&s=33

lyrinne (@miannawzays)

manifesting reisa banner

Likes

1313

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299

Twitter · May 5, 2023, 12:21 PM

[tulip basin]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-do-not-do-not-cat-dangerous-individual-man-dancing-while-cat-threatens-your-family-gif-26522356

smhmh

[open cobalt]

sus

[spring zodiac]

NPC Gun Fun Facts!
Did u know that the gun of....

[lean venture]

look at her oversize boots

[frail dirge]

Damn this is awesome

[onyx lance]

HkM4

[charred minnow]

dont let 416 hear that

[pulsar lantern]

"HKM4? Please don't call me by such names!"

[frail dirge]

i mean

i can't help it cause most ARs these days are similar in appearance to the iconic m4

[dreamy copper]

https://twitter.com/picter12/status/1654784512688295937?s=46&t=yVtiTdGCMmjMb8N0fpPbJQ

Factory🏗工場 (@picter12)

🍰
#ブルアカ

Likes

6189

Retweets

1481

Twitter · May 6, 2023, 9:45 AM

😂

[neat mist]

Yeah finally i got this

[frail dirge]

i want a rerun

miku event rerun

man wonder when that's gonna happen
if it's gonna happen anyway

[buoyant sand]

nice, saw u've done kazusa's mg, might as well do for reisa too

[keen moat]

good luck man... collabs are usually harder to get a rerun due to the licensing stuff....

[frail dirge]

i was just wishing for a rerun

https://twitter.com/alienginggu/status/1654543901376782336

깅 (@alienginggu)

#ブルーアーカイブ
#ブルアカ

強風オールバックハルカ 💜

Likes

7559

Retweets

1674

▶ Play video

Twitter · May 5, 2023, 5:49 PM

[azure pulsar]

Isn’t that from a… suspicious manga?

[amber veldt]

hmmm i wonder whats so suspicious about sensei carrying hoshino

[bleak yew]

from peak manga

[cinder cloak]

[cinder crag]

wow, a gun that many phantom forces player love and hate

[honest magnet]

https://twitter.com/champon_huto/status/1654376417071894528?t=N9cX-ct7dj7_sZNAb3pEvg&s=19

ユ、ユウカちゃん…太もも太いね… (@champon_huto)

顔芸すき

Likes

4940

Retweets

952

Twitter · May 5, 2023, 6:44 AM

[violet pond]

When arona give me 9 blue and 1 yellow

[random marsh]

The "I don't understand anything but I understand everything"

[junior garden]

Man Im gonna harvest more JTF mobs to get more Hasumi

[timid mantle]

There should a level 100 mafis boss with tsurugi
But I guess that would be a little weird since she is shorter than hasumi

[heavy mist]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK_R4Uu5jwM

[hasty orbit]

😭

[brittle sundial]

Lmaoooo

[coral plaza]

Natsu looks cool

[lucid grove]

i get that reference very too well

[steep basalt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/458036901283233795/684154747044757533/koblad16.gif

[cosmic flare]

Fall Guys Hasumi is always hilarious.

[frail dirge]

Same pfp nice

[vale dome]

Makes me wonder. The Sisterhood girls must have hella large hands to be able to wrap around Deagles properly, given that they seem to use em one handed often.

[sterile flint]

@pastel hare I posted this before why the ♻️

[pastel hare]

[sterile flint]

The sisterhood is strong asf

[sterile flint]

[next dawn]

I wonder if in other universe the color is reversed. Like, 3 star is blue and 1 star is purple.

[stone goblet]

well, in that case the game name will be purple archive, not blue archive

[molten girder]

[frail dirge]

Same

[frail dirge]

Lmao, imaginary act got some of us lacking

[copper wedge]

Welp, I discovered an new thread that was created by one of the sensei's in indonesia.

[ashen night]

[next dawn]

All-purpose student boss killer

One of few students that actually is lore-accurate strength-wise
If only Tsurugi and Neru also that strong as their lore in-game
Hina, "the strongest student in Kivotos"
Neru, "nobody can beat her in close quarter combat"
Tsurugi, "the Trinity tactical weapon"

[frail dirge]

I feel embarrassed do at my office my co worker being

[pastel hare]

It;s like Iori in pvp

[kindred swallow]

Almost, until you face Marina and/or Haruka, or you're sniped by Shun

[pastel hare]

I have ue50 marina and she can't do anything against iori

[odd oak]

https://youtu.be/DQfOTD0QC10

[kindred swallow]

Must be luck issue, my experience was the opposite

[next dawn]

Imagine if pvp is real time combat, like, real player versus player instead of bot vs bot

[open cobalt]

new trend, time to spread it around

[frail dirge]

I'm back

yay 😄

[frail dirge]

bruh

[gray tusk]

[sterile flint]

I desperately want to hear black suit sing Spanish love songs directed to sensei just the thought of it is so funny to me

[vital leaf]

Yuuka,the anti Italian calculator

[real oar]

[plucky sonnet]

https://youtu.be/DQfOTD0QC10

[weary cove]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/1kDdS2hc4Y5YPOic28KZHbzHQmVGgUIK7DFIZ-XEoz0/https/i.redd.it/htjwnvy4rjg81.png?width=369&height=669

[vestal oyster]

Think fast, hooligans

[slow kettle]

https://vxtwitter.com/arisu_archive/status/1655022713440972800?s=20

Wasn’t considering getting her

But now i might

[cinder cloak]

[vernal cypress]

[serene latch]

Me too

[vestal stag]

Pin is still in.

[serene latch]

On my part, I want an AMV with the song 'Leo Dan - Mary Es Mi Amor' and Mari Fan-Arts, made with Windows Movie Maker

[sterile flint]

i was thinking about Llorar by Los Socios Del Ritmo and it would be black suit objecting to a wedding between sensei and one the students preferaly kayoko

[calm prairie]

That's because they're units who were there from the start
The power-creep inherent to every gacha game made to keep people pulling didn't affect them

[pulsar lantern]

Oooooomaga

[open cobalt]

sus

[frail dirge]

Nagisa, your sensei has return
I come to seek the traitor of Trinity

[tulip basin]

shouldnt nagisa be the one returning

[frail dirge]

idk

[tulip basin]

[frail dirge]

who?

[copper wedge]

The incident before momoi dies.

[frosty rivet]

kartos as playable ???!?!?!

[spring zodiac]

NPC Gun Fun Facts!
Did u know that the gun of.....might be a.....

[frail dirge]

Good character, sadly just a NPC

[spring zodiac]

still believe she's gonna be playable in the future

[next dawn]

*beep
💳

[frail dirge]

if it's real, are the Ex skill is "dive bombing" ?
calling a bomber plane, dealing 945% damage to circle area

[visual wharf]

just take money on atm easy

[shy token]

Its serika without s

[copper wedge]

||shaves mustache into an square shape||

[fathom onyx]

what does mika do?

[scarlet basin]

she turned them into a galloping sausage

[next dawn]

||Being a gorilla 🦍, both in lore and in-game||

[azure pulsar]

Blue Archive x Roblox?1?1??1?1?1

[tulip basin]

i love seeing my memes being reposted

[calm prairie]

It's proof they're good content

[tulip basin]

i should add a watermark :trol:

[dire crescent]

Do it, it’ll be funny

[desert trellis]

Bring Erika into roster again!

[tranquil herald]

why there are so many indonesians here

[real oar]

At least I'm not

[frail dirge]

anyone got that koharu meme where lightning struck his under belly area (you know what i mean)

yes thank you

[visual yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-koharu-gif-25874524

[weary wraith]

replying with images still bugging so i have no other option to ping

🪦🪦

[tight wolf]

Bruh man meme WHERE

[limber jackal]

what a f-

[devout axle]

Let's go girl

[frail dirge]

kids, dont fall for scams

[vocal phoenix]

I thought those wings on her head are part of her hat

[frail dirge]

Haruka use "I'll carry you" to the next level

[desert trellis]

I guess the one to the right evolved into Aru.

[frail dirge]

bleh >:p

[random marsh]

is this...
koi?

[frail dirge]

what's a koi

[random marsh]

good that you dont know

[frail dirge]

my friend made it using mmd

[random marsh]

yeah right

[real oar]

[low knot]

||if only it was Koikatsu||
sorry

[frail dirge]

where do yall get them chibis model

[thick current]

[frail dirge]

bad sensei

[full sphinx]

bad? She got an award

[random marsh]

literal koi

[full sphinx]

yes, koikatsu

[random marsh]

i know

[frail dirge]

Coce?

[lean venture]

ya bout get yo buttcheeks clapped

[odd oak]

https://youtu.be/2Da2JIfRTQI

[tulip basin]

the message got removed

whaddya know

[random marsh]

literal koi

[worldly coral]

https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-android-phone-mouth-gif-19798028

[upper osprey]

ส

https://tenor.com/view/funny-man-laughing-no-teeth-bald-funny-face-gif-18269197

[real oar]

[pastel hare]

[minor glacier]

Goddamm give it a warning I was on half volume

[calm prairie]

You're asking for it if your volume is that high by default

[minor glacier]

Cmon it was raining out there I can't hear anything

[pastel hare]

At least you heard Nodoka, aren't you?

[minor glacier]

Uh perhaps

[frail dirge]

Problem Solver 68 Yamero Dance

[scarlet robin]

ECSTASY

[open cobalt]

sus

[open cobalt]

i really love fast and energetic neck breaking bangers so much wth

[fossil bridge]

Bro I'm watching your post without using earphones, with the volume up and my dad is right beside me💀 thx

[real oar]

No audio

[frail dirge]

hifumi trumpet sounds like a piano

[cinder crag]

now that's sound weird in indo ver.

[tulip basin]

indo has always been weird

that might get me warned noe that i think about it

[frail dirge]

meanwhile me in Malay - Isu kemahiran

[cinder crag]

i mean, most english word if you translate it to indo is sound weird

like, we are too used with the english ver

[tulip basin]

true

anyways, thats enough text in meme channel

[cinder crag]

i know this template meme

definitely not the first time i see it

[tulip basin]

[cinder crag]

it's pretty old, i think around 2018 :)

[olive musk]

I thought there weren't any Indo people here, it turns out there are also here

[tulip basin]

you would be surprised how much actually exist here

[olive musk]

Mmmh I see

[frail dirge]

the confirm amount of indo sensei is 1.000+ sensei, rest of them is unknow

[olive musk]

ooh oky

[humble pollen]

Jesus gives some warning next time my volume was on full

[junior garden]

its cursed but...

finally Saori be happi

[real oar]

Yes

[ashen thistle]

ayo

[tulip basin]

bruh

[real oar]

[timid mantle]

[paper perch]

Found it at the right time

[frosty rivet]

when i wanna skip aris maid banner :
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/849621248777650186/1104835297071599757/image.png

[frail willow]

😟

im actually interested

[frail dirge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/610567258367983727/1099844236125405264/lv_0_20230424013446.mp4

[frail dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/jjba-jojos-joestar-joseph-omg-gif-5125168

[steep basalt]

POV: you have just finally been caught by police so you do your little happy dance so they think you are crazy (You ate 16 people)

[vale pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/aint-nothing-stopping-me-alex-boyé-warrior-song-song-nobody-can-stop-me-never-gonna-stop-gif-21738134

[real oar]

Spoilers

https://tenor.com/view/delete-this-gif-21791540

@final cloak

I know you can hear me

[final cloak]

[real oar]

I will contact mods

@thin hedge JP content

[final cloak]

It's just a meme

[thick current]

[real oar]

It has a character that's JP exclusive

[final cloak]

[thick current]

How do you know it's in JP when you play global

[final cloak]

Also ur pfp is Spoiler

[final cloak]

[real oar]

She's technically not. She was in the prologue

[thick current]

[thick current]

I love bounce physics... It's one of humanity's greatest invention

[thick current]

[real oar]

I'm probably way taller than you

[thick current]

[unkempt nest]

Your pfp is a spoiler

[real oar]

No it's not.

She appeared in the prologue

Play the game

[thick current]

F

[unkempt nest]

What about this?

[unkempt nest]

Lol

[real oar]

Shush

I'll be 20 in 5 months

[thick current]

You guys probably need some hoshino

[real oar]

I got her swimsuit version 3 times during the event

[thick current]

Pfft

[real oar]

Now I'm just looking for a replacement for Serika

[thick current]

6 times

[unkempt nest]

Serika S. when

[thick current]

I want my Serika

Waiting for HS.Fuuka though since she's my fav

[real oar]

I'm saving that

[outer garden]

Bro what

[thick current]

Himari on wheels

[sly musk]

Hanako would too lol

[real oar]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

@snow zenith

[steep basalt]

better delete that brother

mods dont like to see stuff like that here+

[lone notch]

sadge it was in her character

[steep basalt]

yeah

[tender hinge]

[vernal cypress]

[open cobalt]

pls tell me the yuuka gmod model is real

[mortal grove]

I think everything exist in good if you look up blue archive in the workshop

You’ll find it

[open cobalt]

hands down to the people who rip the models and port it to gmod, they're chads orz

[weary cove]

Izuna wants to help

[kindred swallow]

https://vxtwitter.com/sksk_parsley/status/1655091993587101697

[gusty yoke]

I wish someone have sent me every deleted meme posted here