🏖good-vibes

[subtle bolt]

they would rather go 6/13 and lose than go 5/5 and win

2k community is pathetic fr

check his w/l, 43% brainlet

not even surprised

guy is on a "2-way power finisher" with a 63 three ball

genuinely hope his playstation explodes

[fresh magnet]

BRO CAN YALL DO SUM BOUT THESE 7 4 abusing us in starting 5???

just getting shot over with 30% contest wtf

[subtle bolt]

lmao

i wish you had to have your real name and address for online multiplayer

i promise you'd id be in jail

that last dude that sold me would definitely be worth the 25 to life sentence

😂 😂 😂

i been saying this about jerry jones and the cowboys for the last 20 years

last year was even worse

i was getting pulled out of dunks and forced to miss by 6'8 centers, while on a 7'0 big with 96 close shot

with dudes BEHIND me

[grave rover]

Theres no way you agreeing with this wemby shoots 33 percent from 3

Bot takes

[subtle bolt]

wym? last year interior defense was a coin flip

i had a 99 block 90 interior 7'1 with legend badges and it was a coin toss on whether dudes would just lay it on my head or whether i swatted it

[earnest sluice]

Use spurs then double him with wemby
Fk 2 points as long if u can make shots on offense

[grave rover]

Your a idiot your saying you shouldn't get a contest at all cause of height and crying your build is patched

[mystic vortex]

Does workouts give us a dribbling boost

[earnest sluice]

Yes 💀

[grave rover]

Look at wembys percentages its possible to make tall defenders miss

If it was impossible spurs would have won a ring his rookie year

[mystic vortex]

lol troll

[subtle bolt]

everyone in the 2k community should have their brain examined...these people in solo rec are CTE certified

never seen stupidity like this before in my life

[devout laurel]

LMAO facts

[mystic vortex]

“I’d take bol bol over Wemby every day of the week”

[subtle bolt]

idk what drugs youre on but you are laced lol bol bol is DIRT

[mystic vortex]

Bol bol burner

[subtle bolt]

dawg bol bol literally can't stay on a roster lol

the suns were POVERTY and had no center and bol bol still only got like 10 mpg lol

no way in hell im taking him over wemby youre wild

[gleaming ridge]

Yo is anyone else’s net not moving at all rn? Like a shot goes in and the net doesn’t move at all

[subtle bolt]

well that's not the reason why he got benched in orlando or denver

it's okay tho, he'll be playing for kepler22b along with bronny and ben simmons next year

ben simmons serviceable

still a solid defender and rebounder, dude is terrified of scoring tho

i mean he had great court vision, he was basically just a tall pg sorta like lebron

i think mentally he's just not right, ive never seen someone so scared to score the ball

the weird part is that before that he was putting up like 15-16 a game, he must've popped a membrane or something

[magic fox]

how do i see my 3 percentage? my stats in game aren’t updating

[craggy tinsel]

6’7 lock best build?

[timber magnet]

In stats in game 🫣

[craggy tinsel]

If u see me rum

Run

[magic fox]

where do i find that🫩 i dont play this enough to find it

[urban drum]

bronny here 2 stay✌🏾

[timber magnet]

City stats?

[magic fox]

does it not show theater that’s all i been playing🫩🫩🫩

[subtle bolt]

if i see you calling the CDC

bro looks sick

[mystic vortex]

What kind of boosts does the gym give? My built is literally unplayable now since I didn’t get a perfect workout

[timber magnet]

I think theater is under city stats still

[craggy tinsel]

Bro I’m chopped

😂

[subtle bolt]

lowkey look like slenderman's nephew

[subtle bolt]

not the grey sweats with the what the helly 4s on

https://tenor.com/view/mcmahon-crying-he-was-special-wwe-vince-mcmahon-gif-13313547165599993551

[magic fox]

but i’ve played so many more than 5 games😭

[craggy tinsel]

Tiffany Air Force 1s😂

[mystic vortex]

What kind of boosts does the gym give? My built is literally unplayable now since I didn’t get a perfect workout

[plain cloak]

whats up guys i joined to try and find a squad cuz when i play park no one ever joins my crew

[urban drum]

isnt

only casual court

[lone kiln]

2k match making

Yall got it gang

You gave me Kendrick Perkins as a C

[subtle bolt]

bro just sat there and watched while you got clapped up on screens huh

[urban drum]

if it make you feel better i seen tony snell inna random theatres

he was a 78 gold plate

jdek how

[lone kiln]

worse, played drop coverage and got oboarded

And had no interior defense

People was going AT him

No shooting too

[subtle bolt]

😭

[lone kiln]

😭

💔

[subtle bolt]

lmaooooo

[lone kiln]

Had the other C snagging over him

He ain’t even set screens

Also gave me a 6’6 PF

[subtle bolt]

ngl this game be having me seeing red, but when its other ppl getting sold it's funny asl

😭

[lone kiln]

True

[jade kestrel]

I prefer faster bigs

[lone kiln]

But not fun when u getting screened chasing buddy around the court

[jade kestrel]

I can just dot them full court everytime

[lone kiln]

Then when the screener rolls Brodie got eaten on the standing dunks

💔

[subtle bolt]

i played a game earlier where the PF watched me get clapped on the screen 3 times into a fade before he FINALLY decided to step up

[magic fox]

can someone lmk what my build is called idk all the lingo😭😭 don’t make fun of me im waiting for cap breakers

[lone kiln]

Mine is worse bro

It’s a C who can’t do ANYTHING

[jade kestrel]

A two way POS

[lone kiln]

It gotten so bad that after contesting a shot im crashing boards

😭

[magic fox]

brother🫩

[subtle bolt]

a no-way selling hell no

go ahead and remake it big fella

[magic fox]

guys just tell me😭

[magic fox]

it’s fun

[lone kiln]

I run like versatile defender role on dis

But I need someone to step up on the screen anyway

Just to show

Like let me catch back up

[subtle bolt]

if you add 20 cap breakers to this, the build name changes to "DIRT"

[jade kestrel]

Technically your just a defender w decent inside-out attributes

[timber magnet]

@magic fox check city stats vip stats

[tulip cliff]

Lf lock

[magic fox]

brother

[lone kiln]

I can guard the switch onto the big

[jade kestrel]

But ur build fr ain’t shining nowhere

[magic fox]

how

[timber magnet]

You see my photo

[subtle bolt]

i gotta know why the hell did you go 6'6 just to go low playmaking

[magic fox]

yall don’t rock w the little bit of this little bit of that?

[magic fox]

idk how to make builds i just went with my heart😭😭 im not a pro i play for fun

[jade kestrel]

This the real little bit of this

[subtle bolt]

6'6 with a 79 bh and 73 swb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aRCmMlCcY0

[lone kiln]

Plucks are soo hard this year

You gotta be like contact to have a steal

[subtle bolt]

aint no way

[jade kestrel]

I can get some w a 67 steal

[magic fox]

okay guys one simple question🫩

[subtle bolt]

yes you should delete it

[magic fox]

nuh uh

[devout laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/67-gif-8575841764206736991

[magic fox]

just tell me what it is bro i’m not here to be a sweat just wanna know what to tell people😭

[lone kiln]

😭

[jade kestrel]

I get more steals on big than my 85 steal guard

[subtle bolt]

they playing keep away from you lmao

[lone kiln]

I swear people just icon pass to the buttons they know

[magic fox]

ight imma go ask elsewhere yall are not helpful chat

[lone kiln]

My player got hands up begging for the ball

91 three

😭 💔

[subtle bolt]

before you go delete those pics of your build, it's making me itchy

[magic fox]

nuh uh

[gilded knot]

Anyone tryna break some streaks 2k?

[jade kestrel]

You just an off ball scorer

[magic fox]

enjoy the itch you unhelpful beautiful man

[subtle bolt]

a 1-way equipment manager

[magic fox]

🫩

[hallow vine]

Is the cap breakers glitched or sum? I haven’t received them yet I joined a crew last Thursday

[magic fox]

thank you for being helpful

[jade kestrel]

If u really want to be technical

[magic fox]

i just wanna know what to tell people when they ask for specific stuff like a lock n stuff like that

because i have no idea what any of those words mean

[jade kestrel]

You don’t really fall under any of them

Just a guard ig

[timber magnet]

Are crew free unlimited boosts only for park games or for all modes?

[lone kiln]

Rhythm don’t be registering for me 90% of the time Istg das why I got meter on but dis nasty for a 6’10 with only bronze limitless upgraded

[magic fox]

just the average coworker?

on the topic of questions, how do i collect my crew rewards idk how and i cant find them anywhere

[timber magnet]

They are unlocked automatically

[magic fox]

but i dont see any of them when i go to put on the clothes

[timber magnet]

You need to be a member of crew and go to crew tab

[magic fox]

yo actually i retract that, there’s a reason i have glasses i just found it

[timber magnet]

How old are you, 5?

[magic fox]

no just stupid

[prime vale]

yo can anyone send me god jumpshot for 6.9 popper with 80 3 point

[magic fox]

larry bird top, dick barnett base

[elfin pier]

anybody in here be sports betting

[subtle bolt]

i hateeeeeeeee this game

dawg WTF

i used a damn reg cap breaker on shooting instead of build specilization

why tf would they even allow you to use your reg cap breakers first when placing it

[prime vale]

with motion style too?

i got 76 agility 80 speed

[magic fox]

go with your heart it doesn’t matter

[prime vale]

alr

[magic fox]

you won’t regret it

[prime vale]

ok so barnett base larry upper and what upper 2

[magic fox]

larry as well, my bad

[warm field]

Dick Barnett base💔

[magic fox]

shhhh

[prime vale]

bruh you guys making fun of me

if anyone can send a real jumpshot lmk

[subtle bolt]

shaquille rashaun o'neal base, deandre jordan release 1, patrick ewing release 2, lowest speed, on jump

i shoot 18% from three

[prime vale]

alr thx for the help guys

[subtle bolt]

airball killed the janitor?

[warm field]

Mycourt highlights💔

[magic fox]

you gotta get w this larry bird upper and dick barnett base

way better than whatever jumper that was my boy

[warm field]

Use tempo this my lock w 75 mid/ 80 3pt

[subtle bolt]

all jokes aside i finally made my center

now i need to find a jumper for this 6'1

ayo

7'1

[warm field]

MPJ base

Damn u got it

[subtle bolt]

thanks big bro

i can get larry bird release too

[warm field]

Turn ur online on in court for the delay

This build too nice

[crisp pewter]

@sand spoke

u have a 6'4 right

whats best value for cap breakers

for 6'4s

can i see the builds

and tell me what the best value for cap breakers are

[mystic vortex]

What kind of boosts does the gym give? My built is literally unplayable now since I didn’t get a perfect workout

[crisp pewter]

that shi says 6'6

im smoking 😭

[tribal eagle]

my heart hurting look at this

someone needa go pressure dude on the drive

[crisp pewter]

damn no dunks 😭

nah i aint making that shi

[tribal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/michaeljordan-mj-basketball-gif-michael-jordan-no-no-no-no-gif-16220345851539903827

[subtle bolt]

60 pass accuracy

https://tenor.com/view/burying-dying-dead-grave-gif-17189345

a build with 99 pass?

https://tenor.com/view/what-surprised-gif-25739412

[regal bolt]

I need a crew

[subtle bolt]

ngl i got like 6 blocks already on this 7'1 lol and im only an 86 overall

https://tenor.com/view/birdman-ready-hand-rub-lets-get-it-im-ready-gif-4886318

[stray helm]

can anyone help out with like $10-$20 i need gas money to make it til monday

i need it

[subtle bolt]

bro throwing that straight on his 6'8 lmao

[stray helm]

nah

ion even play 2k

fr i need gas money if spmeone can help out

[subtle bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/why-you-always-lying-meme-vine-funny-nicholas-fraser-gif-4530516

[stray helm]

i shouldnt have to explain myself i joined this server when i played 25

25 was staright buns so why would i get 26

[subtle bolt]

8 blocks now lol

i got this 6'11 in the torture chamber lmao

im ngl the standing dunk is STRAIGHT cheese

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-patrick-bateman-american-psycho-gif-7212093

[noble lion]

Does turning off cross play still remove you from your crew???

[odd nebula]

https://www.reddit.com/r/NBA2k/s/JarzaxPSnq

[subtle bolt]

yeah im deleting ts for at least a week

too many idiots

solo rec might as well be a day care center

[earnest sluice]

Chat is my record good ?

[tough monolith]

.

[limpid sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/grogu-star-wars-mandalorian-baby-yoda-gif-9168999412781595068

[cinder quest]

Fix the custom shoes glitch

My Kobe’s don’t show up in the Nike store

[ripe patrol]

holyshit the worst 100 dollars ive ever spent

my god its actually hilarious yall are able to get away with ts🤣🤣😭😭😭

[cunning hull]

I’ve been away for a week then I joined back and my mp has changed names and isn’t wearing what I chose last time I was on? This a glitch???

[signal prawn]

yo i needa gaurd 2s

[crisp pewter]

yo if someone leaves my crew will they xp also be removed

i hate rythem shooting bro

its so dumb the whole game i was trying to rythm shoot and it wasnt detecting it

is the game broken

[tough monolith]

hi

[next cape]

What’s a good ball handle for slashers

[void anchor]

buns or runs ? +5 3pt for 83, and +2 steal for interceptor

PF position

[next cape]

Bro why 7,0 PF

Wdf

Like genuinely just make a center atp

Jus scrap the build bro

[void anchor]

what’s wrong w a 7’ PF ? genuine question

[next cape]

It does nothing better than a footer center

You can’t even play the 4 for 5s

[void anchor]

what can a footer center do that this can’t ?

[next cape]

Too slow unless you’re gonna be guarding another player your size

[void anchor]

my bad better*

regardless of boards, i understand the limitations there

[next cape]

So you’re gonna be running the 5 as a PF?

[void anchor]

no the 4

[next cape]

Most PFs are 6,10 and under tho

They all got 75 agility+

You’re gonna get out ran a lot

[void anchor]

saddening

thought i cooked

[next cape]

I main PF I’m jus saying from my experience

I run into 6,7-6,9 PFs almost everyday

[void anchor]

show me something, i usually play the 5

[next cape]

All w 84+ speed

[next cape]

I’m not on rn and I don’t play center so I genuinely couldn’t tell u

But PF yea

[void anchor]

i meant for pf lol but i gotcha

[next cape]

Depends on play style, and what u wanna be

And teammates

[crisp pewter]

hey 2k devs if your reading this

i want you to go 1v1

and see the bs

thats going on

left right left right

fade

left ride left ride fade

and when i try to gaurd it they rim run

and when i try to stop rim run they go back to left right

2k this game is so bad

buff the damn defense or nerf fades

fades shouldnt be this easy

[next cape]

What’s ur on ball menace

And agility

[crisp pewter]

gold

88

[next cape]

Damn, I wanna say skill issue but fades are mad broken especially cuz of tempo😂

Can’t even say nun

[crisp pewter]

i be up on people and they still be saying"open"

[crisp pewter]

ive watched 5 defensive video its not me

bro

im not trolling

[prime vale]

@crisp pewter you right man ngl

Cant defend

If you go rim they stepback to 3

If you go 3

They go dunk

[next cape]

Honestly it’s all prediction bro, you literally just gotta predict and if you make the wrong read oh well

And it’s the 1s court so

[crisp pewter]

with that stupid kemba escape move

[prime vale]

@next cape can you check dms

[next cape]

If you acc play 5s really won’t happen as much

Unless it’s screens every play or ISO

[prime vale]

Hard to deffend with the delay already you want me to predict now too

Its already hard for me with the ping

[next cape]

2k for you bro😂

Idk what to say

[prime vale]

In 3s its fine to deffend

But on 2 and 1v1 oh hell nah impossible

[next cape]

Your best bet is to make a pure lockdown

I’m talking like legend on ball menace

W high agility

[crisp pewter]

i just did the same shi someone did to me left right left ride fade and when they play up i drive 💀 holy crap this is so stupid

[next cape]

Keep in mind these dudes got pure offensive builds

[crisp pewter]

fix your game bro

2k

[next cape]

So they lack defense

[crisp pewter]

so is the problem defense sucks or fades to easy

[next cape]

Both 😂

Perimeter content needs a buff

[prime vale]

lets leave the defense and talk about contest?

[crisp pewter]

i think defense just sucks on the perimeter

[next cape]

I don’t think offense needs a nerf

[prime vale]

you jumping on someones face and only 20% contest

and he still greens

• 7.4

after the update and nothing changed same thing

[crisp pewter]

the buff barley did shi but it did so something

u wanna know wat needs a buff

layups

they are dog

shi

[next cape]

You’re missing out

They’re really good

Especially floats

If you know how to finesse finish in general you’ll be elite

[crisp pewter]

no i know floaters are broken

yes its considered a layup but im not talking about floater

im talking about layups in general

[next cape]

Jus euro step gang

There’s so much ways to avoid chasedowns

[crisp pewter]

euros are cheecks, that stupid slow euro doesnt work

everyone has a high block

in this game

they are just trash bro

[next cape]

I mean yea because that’s the only way to contest shots

You HAVE to jump this 2k

You know it’s coming eventually

[crisp pewter]

why did they change euro steps bring back 2k24 euro where u move left right on right stick'

[next cape]

Jus predict it bro

[crisp pewter]

2k23 lowkey was overhated

it was lowkey hella fun

dunking from the damn free throw line 😂

with that one badge

what was it called

[next cape]

Limitless

[crisp pewter]

is that what it was called?

[next cape]

Yes

[crisp pewter]

i dont think so are u sure

[next cape]

Limitless takeoff

[crisp pewter]

oh yea

you right

that was best badge ever

[next cape]

💀

[crisp pewter]

had that thing in hof and was dunking like mj

[next cape]

You definitely have 99 dunk

Only people who had that badge enjoyed it

[crisp pewter]

i think i had it on 93

maybe it was gold

this 2k kinda reminds me of 2k23 tho

6'8 metas

insane cheese

like something about this 2k i hate so much i dont know

[next cape]

Literally the only complaint I have is perimeter defense

Everything else I believe is fine

[crisp pewter]

bro i hate to be that guy but i be getting crossed way too much they need to nerf that badge someone has to say it

i be getting hella ankle breakers and i have that shi on bronze bro 😭

are we deadass?

i cant imagine playing against someone who has that on legened 😭

[next cape]

I don’t really get ankle broken as much ngl

[crisp pewter]

i get it so often

[next cape]

If they’re just dribbling in place I just predict where I know they are gonna switch their hands to

And get a pluck

I don’t even reach

And get plucks

Just literally get in the way of the ball

[next cape]

And stand still

Cuz they’ll eventually run into you

[crisp pewter]

do u ever play like lebron 1 day and than like monte morris the next

[next cape]

I average like 10 pts in rec so I say a better comparison is Tobias Harris😂

[crisp pewter]

nah nah deadass i gotta ask u something, has yo rythm shooting been tweaking latley?

[next cape]

I just avg hella boards and blocks

[crisp pewter]

my rythm shooting has been being so weirddddd latley

the tempo shi

[next cape]

Na I’ve been fine

I literally only focus on the flick

That’s it

Down and up shooting

[crisp pewter]

bro its been straight tweaking for me like it doesnt even detect it 50% of the time

[next cape]

It’s the flick

Ur not doing it right

[crisp pewter]

and it messing up my damn controller gonna get my right stick stick drift

😭

bro 2k want us to get stick drift i swear

with this damn rythm shooting

[next cape]

Ngl I don’t know the last time I had stick drift

I kinda never had that issue

[crisp pewter]

BROOO
\

THIS IS THE 3rd time i got crossed for game

IN A ROW

and u said

"its fine"

MAN
i hate this game

where do i complain

I SWEAR I HAVE A 92 perimeter

i shouldnt be getting broken so easily

[next cape]

Dude I promise it’s gotta be a skill issue cuz I don’t get broken as much

Unless they are running like gold ankle idk

[lone kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-carter-vince-carter-dunk-dunk-over-gif-14732882

[crisp pewter]

bro knew he was gonna get the clip or something 😭

[lone kiln]

Wdym

I have it clipped

But Xbox takes forever to upload to the cloud

[crisp pewter]

i cant think straight cuz of this game

im trying so hard to play defense

[mighty crest]

Does anyone know how long it takes for crew images that I uploaded on the 2k website to appear in game?

[weary basalt]

Put backs are the dumbest thing this year lmfao, they will straight up cancel rebound animations or literally make you jumping worthless lmao cuz your guy won’t even try to go for the rebound and won’t even contest the put back

[onyx geyser]

Anybody need a crew to join we bout to get the Second Capbreaker, dm me

[supple badge]

This is legit just skill issue

[onyx cloak]

Animations aren’t skilled issues, a 6’8 guard did a crossover and broke me😭

Bro did nothing but a crossover

No screens no speed boost just a crossover

Than he proceeded to early his shot

But tempo

Blessed him

[grim cloak]

Why is klay’s hop jumper so broken

[onyx cloak]

Cause tempo is no skill

[kind anvil]

I’d anyone looking for crew join MerchIT
Level 17 and just started 2 weeks ago

[grim cloak]

Yall tried it ??

[subtle bolt]

another loss because the pg and sf wants to chuck in solo rec

7/26 combined

why are these dudes so terrified of 1s? is it cause they know they'll never touch the ball?

[limber pagoda]

so nice seeing dwight howard as a hall of famer on inside

[azure geode]

Barley we've been cashing fr

What bet app you using ?

[timber chasm]

yo anyone getting black screens in the park

[languid pivot]

Can i join

[austere spade]

Hello everyone!

[kind anvil]

Yes I dm you

[pine osprey]

Yoo any 1 tryna run 2s? Guard preferably but I also have 1

[cinder oak]

i gotta guard brodie

[strong geyser]

Anybody gotta open crew jus had 30k total xp in this crew and I wasn't even the owner nor knew Anybody no one put in work

[winged sedge]

Gotchu

Send me a dm

[strong geyser]

@winged sedge I ty

[oblique leaf]

Anyone else having problems with rhythm shooting changing yesterday I was greening and today I've been shooting the EXACT same way and its constantly saying rushed

[pure mango]

Do you get my career fans if you sim games?

[inland vector]

When are steals getting buffed?

[oblique leaf]

There's alot that needs buffed/nerfed

[inland vector]

Yea steal don’t have to be crazy good, but they need to make sense fr fr.

Join wat?

I gotta team preciate it tho.

[toxic crypt]

Happy Friday! 2K family. I'm still recruiting for crew members that mainly play rec games and are always looking to run when they can. If that's the kind of crew you might be interested in joining, feel free to shoot me a dm. All is love. Stay on the grind and let them have it. 💪

[jagged forum]

Anyone got a high level crew I can join

I’m starter 2

[oblique leaf]

Anyone else having issues with Rhythm shooting bugging out?

[spiral vessel]

Is there an update today chat?

[crude hare]

https://youtube.com/shorts/NUihDSVofRw?si=PxpR-VT2pJQ11uKA

[vagrant horizon]

My rhythm shooting off pull-ups seem bugged, the tempo not triggering

Bug or my controller?

[oblique leaf]

Its alot more than that its a bug

[supple badge]

He didn't early his shot

[oblique leaf]

I was hitting easily at least 6 3s a game yesterday in the rec but today my shot keeps saying rushed

[supple badge]

He rythm shot

[vagrant horizon]

I was cooking before that feels like last 2 days it's been alot more frequent

[supple badge]

Rhythm got no timing

Just tempo

[supple badge]

And that's legit a skill issue

[oblique leaf]

Yesterday I was greening all my 3s with tempo but today it keeps saying rushed

[vagrant horizon]

I have no problems with set shots but the pull ups and hop shots

[oblique leaf]

Not for Rhythm shooting

Tempo is the speed at which you flick the pro stick down and up. Timing deals with how your character shoots the ball

[nova rover]

how long is theatre closed for usually?

as what’s best hop jumper for 6’4 and under

[sly nacelle]

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[lusty sierra]

bro does anybody know how to get the tank top with the flag on it?

[craggy tinsel]

When does limited edition update

??????

Clothes r Dogshi in there rn

Anyone

[toxic crypt]

Positive vibes.

Anyone looking for a solid crew to run with that plays mainly rec, dm me. Thank you.

[real comet]

Why didn't they start the event today bruh

They always do

[vivid saffron]

What are good sigs for 86 ball handle 75 speed with ball

[subtle bolt]

which one? i got the france one from beating them in fiba

[vivid saffron]

6’8 @mental token

[mental token]

don't know, Zach Lavine dribble style is the only one I know off the top of my head

I've also heard good things about Scottie Pippen btb

[zinc rampart]

LF Crew Members Level 22 crew, 35/50

[vivid saffron]

On my 6’8 lock I recorded 4 blocks btw

In a single 3s game

I really patched the guards who can only do 2 moves

I just need to get my stam up

[mental token]

damn nice

[full fjord]

When can we expect the new classic uniforms to be added?

[karmic socket]

need me a pro am team

[craggy tinsel]

Ngl on god no crosses count randoms are so bad in This game

I’m 3/3 but let’s not give the 7’4 the ball let’s rim run n then not play defense

Kids have 2 brain cells total stg

Ngl kids gotta delete the game

On go

God

[karmic socket]

facts

[clear bobcat]

Level 30 crew looking for dominant 96+ rebounding big men to be on call for 5v5s

[hazy creek]

how to lonzo crossover?

[brazen sphinx]

Guys, which is the best pull up for 6'8 and 6'4? And the best Hop Jumper?

[vocal peak]

Who said they nerfing starting 5 🧐

[vocal peak]

Normal 2 or pro

[terse bay]

Yoo

What's the 3 word tagline in 2k

[subtle bolt]

kids are in school rn, those are grown men selling you

🥀

[craggy tinsel]

Yea old heads r dogshi fr

They fcked my shi up

[vivid saffron]

Most of the dogshi in their mouths cuz all they do is talk shi after a bad loss

[subtle bolt]

oldheads, yns, zoomers, park players, rec players, don't even matter. if they're randoms then 9 times outta 10 they're doing something extremely stupid

[craggy tinsel]

I lose brain cells

Playing with shitters

😭🤣

[mental token]

randoms in this game are deadass the worst

[craggy tinsel]

Bro it was 19-20 I’m greenin over everythin kids take a 2 knowing they can’t guard the 3 n jus get cooked boom 3

[subtle bolt]

i legit almost deleted the game last night it was so bad

[mental token]

Like if you can find any real individuals who know anything about basketball, you win 90% of your games

[craggy tinsel]

Im heated

[spark relic]

If I delte a build I spent vc on can I bet the vc back 😛

[mental token]

the problem is when you play with irls who don't know anything about how basketball works

[mental token]

It'd be cool if it worked like that right? But no, they just take your money

[subtle bolt]

yeah but gotta beat ronnie in rock paper scissors first

but youre only allowed to choose rock

[craggy tinsel]

Ronnie owes me a brain cell for each loss I have

N now I have 7

So… @Ronnie2k layup bud

Payup

[zinc rampart]

LF Crew Members 38/50, Level 22

[grim cloak]

Yo did klay’s hop jumper get patched?

[mental token]

patched how?

[twin wharf]

can anyone explain why my flashy pass goes in random direction, sometimes opposite of the chosen one? Also my alley oop passes simply stopped working - my guy just throws a regular pass. 92 pass accuracy, haliburton pass animation

[tawny dirge]

can someone tell me what losers out 2v2 is?

[chilly compass]

What yall think

3 cap breakers for a 70 bh

[toxic crypt]

Just hope everyone on 2K26 is enjoying the game the best they can without having to spend so much money on the game. #🏖good-vibes

[placid rapids]

esp in theatre

or rec

[jagged obsidian]

is there any good places to recruit for PC crews

[kind anvil]

Anyone wanna join the crew??

[mental token]

I never play Theater with randoms, that's just asking to shoot myself

[vivid saffron]

Best motion style for locks

[mental token]

not sure, I use Caruso on my 6'7 build but I know Kawhi gets that extra animation

[vivid saffron]

extra as in bad or good

[mental token]

extra good animation. Look up kawhi motion style

he has a different stance on defense

[grave pendant]

just won 250,000 vc from a rookie daily reward

wtf is going on

[lilac bay]

Sum 1 tell me when I use dunk meter when I'm abt dunk it goes for a layup help

[stray helm]

can someone help out with $10-$20 for gas so i can make it til monday

[lilac bay]

Sum 1 help

[craggy tinsel]

Has limited edition changed??

[neat wing]

lol bro just exposed himself

[lilac bay]

Wym

[void anchor]

anybody able to help me make a unique 6’8 “big”, not too worried about it being meta just fun

[lilac bay]

Help bru

[void anchor]

it’s actually kinda hard lol

[neat wing]

you know what ur doing.

[lilac bay]

No bru I'm meter dunk and it goes for layup

It's f n my winstreak in stage

[hearty ore]

Free pg

[void anchor]

he’s saying help me make a worse build, which i get it’s not really the best idea, but unique = fun for me

[craggy tinsel]

??

[subtle bolt]

tie game in OT and the PF reds both free throws

[knotty trout]

need a small guard dribble tut🙏🙏

smb help me

[lilac bay]

Wts this man saying

[subtle bolt]

i just cant with these randoms

ofc they came down and green'd a three on the other end, PF gave up 43 pts

trying to guard my man who was 1/7

[neat wing]

yeah theres a reason. Your doing something that causes that.

[lilac bay]

Like wht?

[vivid jasper]

Why tf do I feel like I’m moving in slow motion in ante up vs in any other mode

[craggy tinsel]

When does limited edition update

[deep light]

first 60 ball

[vivid jasper]

It’s impossible to play 1s in ante

[deep light]

w game

[river tree]

this game is the worst possible

genually maybe top 5 worst 2ks

[deep light]

whattt?

this game tuff bro

[vivid jasper]

Ik everyone’s entitled to their own opinion but ur wrong

[mental token]

Yeah I'm not sure why this happens

[limpid sun]

hi

[gleaming ridge]

Why do you people join games blasting the worst music possible on your garbage dollar store speaker?

Do you know how lame you look?

[sly nacelle]

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[grim cloak]

I think it was a glitch idk but it could do hella space like zach lavine’s but on steroids

Im prolly doing it wrong or it’s patched

[gleaming light]

Honestly man why the hell do these delays gotta mess up my time in rec tbh

[mental token]

That's what I get for making a 6'10 as my first build I guess LOL

[gleaming light]

because literally man it’s just full on 3 second delay when I’m on full bars of high speed internet access

[craggy tinsel]

When does limited edition switch

[plain solstice]

Does anyone wanna join my crew

Lvl 13 me and 2 of my friends have grinded the levels out just need more people to level up faster

[jagged obsidian]

im a level 11 but i got 9 dudes

if you want to combine or something

[plain solstice]

you wanna join mine I’m down

[earnest sluice]

Merge with my crew we level 17

Added 16 members in past 2 days

[jagged obsidian]

how do you even gain members

ive been inviting everyone in every lobby

i just need man power i got my friend group grinding

[whole oak]

They join eventually

[jagged obsidian]

ill take in literally anybody

65 overall brownshirts welcome

[subtle loom]

who’s in charge of limited edition and allowed this weeks release?

[craggy tinsel]

They Won’t get Cxp😂

[craggy tinsel]

What is it?

[hollow monolith]

Does anyone else miss cages?

[craggy tinsel]

Or last weeks u mean

[subtle loom]

it’s dog water. they updated

[jagged obsidian]

they will develop

im investing in their potential

[craggy tinsel]

Send pic

[jagged obsidian]

soon my army of 65ovr will buy VC and be 85

[craggy tinsel]

I’ll delete if it’s trash

[subtle loom]

i can’t add a pic for some reason

[craggy tinsel]

Pm

[grim cloak]

😂

[uncut copper]

At what overall would you guys put 3 pointer that with cap breakers it’ll get higher

Like to get it to 80

[toxic moon]

Can somebody send me a great lock build

[jagged saffron]

anyone else can’t find people to go against in Theater and proving grounds?

are servers down or sum

[keen wolf]

you guys like the changes they made?

[novel cipher]

need opinions on the build before i put vc into it

4 capbreakers into 3 pt 1 into block

[bold widget]

Damn can’t even get custom brons !

[jagged obsidian]

im making the tough decision to disband my Crew

[mental token]

disband is crazy

can't you just make someone else president?

[jagged obsidian]

doesnt seem to be a feature

unfortunetly 7 dudes working full time aint moving the progress bar

we only have 1 cap breaker anyway

[mental token]

fair enough

[jagged obsidian]

may aswell just join a level 20 crew and bring my boys

aint worth suffering against 8 cap breaker builds just to have our name and logo

[glacial temple]

lvl 30 crew $10 a person

[earnest sluice]

Who wanna merge with us

[mental token]

$10 a person gotta be highway robbery

this a video game dawg

[jagged obsidian]

bro boutta kick em on day 6

[glacial temple]

you pay more than 10 for vc....

[earnest sluice]

Ik ur the one who kicked 30 ppl outta here

[mental token]

I sure as hell don't LMAO

[earnest sluice]

For money lmao

[mental token]

I have never bought VC in this game

Hell, this year, I didn't even buy the game

[glacial temple]

lots of ppl would pay 10 to join

[mental token]

those people have poor financial skills LOL

[glacial temple]

$10 for 3 cap breakers

ppl pay 15 a season for 1 LMAO

[glacial temple]

not a poor decision if u aint broke lol

[jagged obsidian]

I just need to find a new home for my boys now

we are refugees

[mental token]

Doesn't mean it's not a poor decision, just means you can afford it

[glacial temple]

A meal a mcdonalds is more than 10 LMAO bad argument

[mental token]

man you cannot seriously be equating providing yourself with food you need to live to paying someone else to let you into their group in a video game, when there are other people who will let you in for free

[glacial temple]

buy groceries not mcdonalds if u that hungry

[mental token]

like what are we doing here 😭

[glacial temple]

u must be slow

[mental token]

100% agreed lmao

groceries are a better deal than fast food in 99% of cases

but that's irrelevant

[glacial temple]

No one will let u join a 30 crew for free lmao

[mental token]

My buddy literally joined a level 30 crew for free the other day

He played with one of the guys in a Rec game and went off, the dude looked at his stats after the game and petitioned the president to kick one of the inactive guys to let him in

[glacial temple]

great for him lol\

[mental token]

I'm just saying it happens

[glacial temple]

1/1000000

[vivid saffron]

How important is immovable really

Can I leave it on gold or can I put it to legend

[mental token]

regardless, even still, there are plenty of level 20-25 crews looking for people to help grind, and considering it takes a week after you join to get cap breakers anyways, you can still join one of those and then just have all the caps like a week or two later

[vivid saffron]

Or put on ball to legend and immovable to hof

[mental token]

leave it on Gold lowkey

gold is good enough in 99% of cases

[vivid saffron]

so on ball to legend, challenger to legend, HFD to legend

[glacial temple]

on ball legend yes

[vivid saffron]

And immovable to gold

[glacial temple]

yes

position?

[mental token]

definitely on ball and challenger on legend, haven't seen tests on HFD but I imagine it'd be good

[vivid saffron]

HFD or paint patroller

Ok

[earnest sluice]

Immovable > on ball

[glacial temple]

I disagree

[vivid saffron]

So on ball challenger legend and immovable and hfd to hof

[mental token]

Paint Patroller probably better than HFD

[vivid saffron]

Got it

[mental token]

depending on how high it gets

if you can get Paint Patroller to Gold

[vivid saffron]

88 block with 93 block potential

[mental token]

then yeah

[vivid saffron]

Hold on lemme show you my max+1s and 2s

[jagged obsidian]

anyone got a decent size PC crew that can house me and my homies

[vivid saffron]

Speedster take or a custom take involving perimeter block and 3

Perimeter steal and 3

[karmic socket]

need me a pro am team for console

[vivid saffron]

@mental token probably

[mental token]

the crew I'm in is full unfortunately and I'm not the president

[karmic socket]

3&D is the best take

[glacial temple]

I would say jet is the best take

[mental token]

custom take is def best I'd say, because then you can get a real takeover ability

but speedster could be worth if your speed/agility isn't as high as you'd like

[vagrant lion]

yo am i able to wear my crew clothing but like with different pants like short shorts or something like that?

[glacial temple]

no

only unlocked crew clothing

[vivid saffron]

@mental token @glacial temple

[glacial temple]

why not lightning launch HOF?

[vivid saffron]

gotta grind it out

[glacial temple]

fair

[jagged obsidian]

i made that Joe Knows lebron build and its really solid

[earnest sluice]

HOF and gold is same
Only 1 % difference

[jagged obsidian]

just need more cap breakers

[mental token]

pretty crazy, but yeah I might go Gold Lightning Launch with the Max+1 once you get the badge maxed, and then use the Clutch Gene on HFD

[vivid saffron]

but for now stick with the current max+1 setup right?

[glacial temple]

yes

[vivid saffron]

btw

which takes do you prefer

Hydration hero

or custom take

On a lock

I get get 90+ agility and speed with speedster

[glacial temple]

glue take

[lethal hill]

foul calls are so bad in this game

[glacial temple]

on a lock

[arctic turtle]

Who got lvl 25-30 crew

[sonic ice]

Nba2k VR when?

[vivid saffron]

I think I made a LeBron build

Check me out

[glacial temple]

the build above?

[vivid saffron]

No

[glacial temple]

drop it

[subtle bolt]

sg on my team goes 0/7 then quits

love it here

[glacial temple]

classic

[lilac bay]

Bro tell me why it makes me layup I'm not using no script lmo

[red crescent]

is there cross play now?

[glacial temple]

no

between consoles only

[vivid saffron]

6’8 LeBron build
+4 capbreakers to 93 DD

• 2 capbreakers to 86 bh
• 2 capbreakers for 79 pass acc (Jokic pass accuracy), you can use all 5 to get 85 pass acc
  +4 capbreakers for 89 middy
• 4 capbreakers for 80 dreb

And potential to get 76 steal with 5 capbreakers
Potential to get 85 during lay with 5 capbreakers

You can get 82 interior with 3 capbreakers

88 block with 3 capbreakers

[novel cipher]

opinions on the build before i put vc in it

4 capbreakers on 3 point

[glacial temple]

I would've had lower ball handle and put more into perim d

[novel cipher]

1 on block

[subtle bolt]

every game i play of solo rec is just nonstop fk selling

i dont even know why any of these ppl even have the game

[vivid saffron]

you won’t get 81 or more ball handle if you do that

limitations of the capbreakers

I don’t think you’ll even get 80

[glacial temple]

yea u don't really need that high of a ball handle on a SF

[vivid saffron]

I disagree, SFs are either slashers or locks

For LeBron he’s a slasher

[glacial temple]

yea but you'll mostly be cutting not isoing

your PG and SG should be the main ball handlers

[red crescent]

is there crossplay?

[glacial temple]

between consoles only

[vivid saffron]

Ideally. you won’t get any and every cut and to be more useful on offense and to utilize the 93 driving dunk, you need ball handle

If you cared about cutting that much to lower bh then you’d also lower dunk

And then lower vert

[red crescent]

when would they add for like pc and stuff

[glacial temple]

I disagree

I run fastbreaks all day 30+ a game with 70 ball handle

[vivid saffron]

maybe vs AIs and with a good point guard

[red crescent]

@glacial temple

[vivid saffron]

Or good break starter

Besides it’s a LeBron build

93 driving dunk 86 ball handle and can play help defense

You can sit corner and cut or iso

And pass

And grab boards

It’s the versatility

[mental token]

better than last year but they still don't call enough shooting fouls on jumpshots

[vivid saffron]

peep my Bron build

[vivid saffron]

There’s potential to use all 25 capbreakers

[vivid saffron]

88 driving dunk u were so close

[mental token]

I don't hate this but it's probably better to go 66 ball handle --> 86 with 5 caps, right? and then 71 speed with ball --> 75 with 1 cap

[glacial temple]

Im using cap breakers on it

[vivid saffron]

high driving dunk it isn’t possible

[mental token]

really? damn

[vivid saffron]

Yea

[mental token]

that's some bs

[vivid saffron]

If you do 85+ middy and 89+ driving dunk your capbreakers for ball handling go from +5s and +3s to +1s

That’s why it starts with high bh

[mental token]

the other problem with making a Lebron build is he should lowkey have hella high layup and dunk, but it only really makes sense to go for one of the two unfortunately

[vivid saffron]

Well the build I posted has potential to get 85 driving lay with 5 capbreakers

[mental token]

what if 84 mid, or 88 DD, does that work?

[glacial temple]

you only need 83 drving layup for MJ layups

[vivid saffron]

Lemme lab up

[vivid saffron]

85 for the badge iirc

[glacial temple]

ya but you'll mostly be dunking

[vivid saffron]

Unless it’s dunking I don’t stop an attribute at an animation requirement

78 lay got good layups but 80 gives u a better badge and animations

Since u crossed the animation threshold

excluding layup packages

Idk how to explain it

[glacial temple]

I dont have 2klabs u must know things I dont

[vivid saffron]

I watch 2ktutes

He said animation thresholds are in multiple of 5s

[wet verge]

I hope ronald dies

18 wheeler

Rams him

[glacial temple]

LMFAO

[vivid saffron]

if u create a build in the builder and test it out with 39 driving dunk you can’t dunk

But with 40

You can

Additionally you get more contacts post 90 compared to like 89

It’s the animations u can’t see in a package or badge

@mental token yea it works

85 middy and 89 DD must be the threshold

[mental token]

that's the move then, may take a little more cap breakers but it'll be worth it in the long run

[jade kestrel]

Which ver should I go with

[sonic comet]

I’ve gotta crew we need to fill up sitting at 37/50 members atm and trying to hit that 30 we’re at level 21 about to get a cap breaker. It’s open join up if you want the name is Court Cartel the logo is a ball with the classic kings logo inside you’ll see it.

[jade kestrel]

85 layup 81 standing or 90 layup 72 standing

[mental token]

is the shooting the same? If so, I'd go the 85/81

[jade kestrel]

Yeah they both get 91 3pt

[mental token]

yeah in that case I'd go 85/81, assuming you're 6'10

[gritty pine]

LF 2 high IQ individuals for theater tryna win a bunch of games.

[vivid saffron]

alr

[subtle bolt]

i just wanna know why i get the ards on my team every single match

literally spent the entire 4th quarter being doubled

[vivid saffron]

@mental token @glacial temple alr there’s a threshold somewhere between middy and driving dunk

I managed to get 91dd

Same bh stuff

[subtle bolt]

bro goes 0/7 and then quits, check his card and of course those are his shooting splits and win %

[vivid saffron]

2 to speed with ball
4 to ball handle
2 to driving dunk

[lethal hill]

im a center and feel its the same tbh. i RARELY go to the line

[subtle bolt]

14.3 win %

i gotta add him and ask if he's having fun

[ruby cairn]

any recommendations for dribble packages 80 bh and 75 swb

[vivid saffron]

damn

Pass accuracy capbreakers went up +1

[toxic crypt]

Hope everyone has a great weekend. If anyone needs a solid crew to run with without worrying about being kicked off, shoot me a dm. Keep grinding. 🔥

[mental token]

huh, weird

[vivid saffron]

Pass acc capbreakers went to +3 instead of +2

So as long as you don’t go over 84 middy everything should be fine

[jade kestrel]

Jordan Poole break down
Lonzo or Jordan Poole cross
Scottie pippen bhb
Everything else dont really matter

[mental token]

I think the problem is that Mike Wang said "You gotta jump to get a contest", but half the time the jump animations look like fouls. But they can't just call a foul EVERY time because that'd be stupid.

But the problem all comes back to "you won't get a contest unless you jump

[vivid saffron]

That’s literally the perfect LeBron build

It just requires like 10 capbreakers

13 capbreakers

[jade kestrel]

So that shi ahhh for the entire year

[vivid saffron]

I alr got 7

[subtle bolt]

nah you get a contest, its just gonna be green anyway lol

[vivid saffron]

But yea shi ahh

[subtle bolt]

yellow contests might as well be open or wide open

[mental token]

I think man in perfect position in front of you, hands down, should be open (at MOST 5% if he has 95+ perim).
Man at similar height with his hands up in your face should be 10-40% depending on perim
man at taller height should get a better contest
and then jumping at someone should give you a high yellow/red contest (depending on height and perim values of course), but should give you the chance to foul more often

[subtle bolt]

unless they're on my team

then theyre bricking it, even if it's wide open green

just know the day that i go 0/8 in ANY 2k, is the day i uninstall and start playing Stardew Valley

[vivid saffron]

dat build gonna be elite by October wym lol

it’s gonna be broke by season 8 though

season 6-8

[jade kestrel]

This that real shi

If I was vet 2 this would be the best big in the game

[gritty pine]

Need 2 for theater have IQ DM

[robust arch]

😂😂😂😭

Yo lemme know if you wanna play bro

[merry wadi]

[fierce bluff]

Does the Starting Five game mode count towards the Crew goals like getting assists?

[candid thicket]

Thoughts on this for rec?

[lime lichen]

is it worth using a cap breaker to upgrade my driving dunk by one 89-90

[candid thicket]

U get something for it?

[lime lichen]

idk

😭

[candid thicket]

Mmm go to new build

Edit ur build

And check if u get something at 90

[tender turtle]

How do you search crews?

[humble rivet]

U need a crew ? We got a couple spots open and are level 23

[vivid saffron]

What’s a good 99DD build

@mental token

[earnest sluice]

Anyone wanna merge with my crew

I promise u no kick
I’m only president and no other Vps

[tribal eagle]

i tried making one last night for my friend and u need hella capbreakers do anything slight

[bleak grotto]

Go to city than pause rb\r1 look for crew

[vivid saffron]

Yea it looks like these builds are late game builds

[grim cloak]

I put hollow ichigo vs byakuya as the cover

[earnest sluice]

😭😭😭😭 W bro

[humble rivet]

Check dm

[earnest sluice]

Bleach make me so honey

[muted basin]

anyone eu tryna run 3’s?

[mental token]

Idk if there is one, or if this is even close to the best version, but this is what I came up with at the beginning of the year

Cap Breakers (In order of importance)
+1 Midrange
+5 Driving Dunk
+5 Vertical
+4 Mid Range
+2 Ball Handle
+1 Strength
+1 (2) Perim D
+3 Speed
+1 Strength
+1 Ball Handle
+1 (2) Perim D

[vivid saffron]

10 capbreakers for the full use of 99DD

daaaamn

[deep marten]

can someone rate the build im tryna make rq

[vivid saffron]

It was never even this hard to make a 99DD build in 25

[robust arch]

Pretty good

[candid thicket]

Im still doubting if 99 defensive rebound or 99 ofensive

I dont usually go for ofensive boards since i stay open to shoot

And i dont want people stealing my boards on deffense

[vivid saffron]

Istg ima run this bihhh 😂

Ion wanna wait till season 7 to use a full capability 99DD build

@mental token

.

[topaz sequoia]

Hey guys,
Do you keep your cap breakers and max +1 / max +2 if you’ve already unlocked them, when switching to a new crew that hasn’t reached the required crew level yet?

[glacial temple]

random rec is pointless

touched the ball twice because my guy is white lmao

[mental token]

Could work if you wanna, I'm just gonna wait before I make a 99 DD build

[subtle bolt]

im black and i dont get the ball until i turn my mic on and curse everyone out for at least a solid 5 mins

by that point we're already down 20 pts anyway

[deep marten]

yo can someone check out the build i made in Build help

[glacial temple]

oh yea I just lost by 10 points cuz my teammates refused to pass me the ball on open 3's

[subtle bolt]

yeah im about to hop on red dead 2

i cant deal with ts no more

it's the weekend too so you know all the idiots about to be online selling crazy

[glacial temple]

definitely only playing with squads

[subtle bolt]

yeah i dont blame you

the randoms are wild this year

[proper edge]

If I had a dollar for every time your joke made me laugh, I'd still be checking under the couch for change—because the comedic return on that one was negative zero. It didn't just fail to be funny; it actively drained the remaining joy from the atmosphere, leaving behind a thick, cloying film of pity and discomfort. Listening to that joke was like watching a train wreck in slow motion, except the train was pulling a cargo of dead air and misplaced enthusiasm. Seriously, that wasn't a joke; it was a desperate, failed social experiment. The only thing you successfully delivered was the crushing realization that you desperately need new material, or at the very least, a comprehensive course on basic comedic timing and when to just keep quiet.

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And here's the kicker: the moment you finished, the crickets outside seemed to collectively stop chirping out of professional respect for the silence you created. That joke was so far off the mark, it’s currently orbiting a distant, unamused planet. You brought the whole vibe to a screeching, awkward halt, and the recovery process for the rest of us is going to require extensive therapy and maybe a mind-wipe. Please, for the sake of future gatherings, consider that particular piece of "wit" to be officially retired, decommissioned, and locked away in the Hall of Shame for Comedic Atrocities. The joke didn't just die; it was murdered in cold blood by its own complete lack of humor.

[tired mauve]

What’s better gold rebound chaser legend boxout beast or HOF boxout beast HOF rebound chaser

[proper edge]

You didn't just tell an unfunny joke; you committed an act of comedic vandalism against the entire room. That joke was the equivalent of a traffic jam on a one-car road—it brought everything to a screeching, uncomfortable halt. Honestly, it was so bad, it made me question my life choices that led me to this moment of having to hear it. It's time for an emergency intervention for your comedic material, because that disaster needs to be permanently archived and sealed away, preferably in a lead-lined box and sunk to the bottom of the Mariana Trench. That way, no one, ever, has to experience that tragic silence again.
And let's be real, the delivery only amplified the crime. You served up that dud with the dramatic flair of someone unveiling the Mona Lisa, only for it to be a hastily drawn stick figure on a napkin. The joke itself was a flat tire on a bicycle—useless and highly disappointing. You’re not just missing the mark; you've launched the arrow in the opposite direction, and it's probably circling the globe looking for the planet of funny. Do yourself and the rest of humanity a solid: assume a vow of comedic silence for the immediate future. We need time to recover from the sonic boom of awkwardness your "humor" unleashed.

[autumn sinew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1389094257146466306/1420245923740782652/kodak-black.gif

Anyway

Any Nintendo DS players in here

Need a squad

[wintry holly]

Any pc ppl tryna run it

[tribal eagle]

what the cb setup here

[robust arch]

Yo

Bet

I’m already on

[humble rivet]

Tryna merge my crew level 23

[vivid saffron]

I think the only build left that’s impossible to make even with 25 capbreakers is an MJ build

you know MJ got more than 89-93 driving dunk

He’s at minimum a 96 driving dunk

And 85-90 speed

93 is like a Russ build

99DD builds are OP with the right sticks

They’re just fun builds

Any build with 99DD is at minimum 6’8 tho

[robust arch]

I’m on @sand spoke

[brave frigate]

best jumper for 6’4 94 3 ball?

is it really?

i heard about that

i been using curry

bet

[robust arch]

Imma be in park

[brave frigate]

what’s the timing stability?

i like having at least c or c+ or more

[sly nacelle]

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[brave frigate]

bet

[tired mauve]

For my 6’10 is gold lightning launch good?

[robust arch]

He not responding

[brave frigate]

that’s great tbh

[robust arch]

Might gotta play 2s….

[brave frigate]

that’s all u need

is gold in this game fr

[robust arch]

Yea but I texted him and he didn’t respond