🏖good-vibes

[wild egret]

Yall think they’re gonna somehow find a way to nerf fading threes?

[mental token]

I think it depends. If you're trying poster someone, the green window can get smaller, but if you try to fill the meter every time anyways, you won't have a problem

Only problem I've noticed is accidentally getting hop layup animations when trying to go for a dunk meter

I miss the old way to dunk meter

[grizzled hound]

Hey am I the only one who game crashes every time I open the customize hud for my myplayer ? I legit want to change jumpshot meters and geeen animations and I can’t it crashes every time even on new build

[ruby cairn]

any recommendations for dribble packages 80 bh and 75 swb

[hybrid basin]

Just change the hud on the main menu

[grizzled hound]

It doesn’t change for the my my career player I tried

[hybrid basin]

Ok that’s weird

Is the game up to date?

[grizzled hound]

Yup fully updated

Literally can’t change nothing in my hud

[hybrid basin]

Uhhhhh idk

[grizzled hound]

Every time I open it customize hud it crashes

Idk either

[hybrid basin]

Surely you reset your game right

[grizzled hound]

Like delete it and redownload it ?

[hybrid basin]

No just close it and reopen it

[grizzled hound]

Oh yeah multiple times

[onyx geyser]

Anybody tryn join my crew? Almost at 2nd Capbreaker

[hybrid basin]

What about your console

[hybrid basin]

I’m not good enough, sorry

[grizzled hound]

I turn it off and turn it back on all the time lol

[onyx geyser]

It’s no requirements we just tryna fill up the crew

You can bring your friends

[plush rivet]

[grizzled hound]

I think I’m just cooked lol

[onyx geyser]

Just tryna help as many people get cap breakers

[grizzled hound]

I’m gonna try to redownload the game one day

[hybrid basin]

Yeah I got nothing, try placing a ticket

[hybrid basin]

Redownloading won’t hurt, especially since everything should be saved to your account and on your console so no data is lost

[hybrid basin]

Oh ok well maybe I will join

[hasty aspen]

https://discord.com/channels/887383292142297089/1420890846366142504

[onyx geyser]

Shoot me a message

It’s open to anybody just tryna fill it up and help people that don’t play as much or comp get Capbreakers

[proper edge]

Not sure if ya need a build but I just dropped a build video on TikTok ⭐️ lmk that 6’6 go dumb

[hybrid basin]

Sent

[sly mirage]

YO guys where i can buy the baggy jeans with chains cuz i already tri to found in swags and i didnt see nothing

try

[dense oracle]

Jared McCain injured before the season starts 😭

[dense oracle]

It’s in the season pass

[sage kiln]

Bruh he got cooked 😂😂

[quaint arch]

Looking for a teammate who wants to win

[sly mirage]

okok

[quaint arch]

Ima 610 pf

On Xbox

[onyx geyser]

Anybody looking for a crew DM we got Capbreakers no requirements to join

[subtle bolt]

bro got cooked lifting that tiny ah dumbbell

[ruby cairn]

any recommendations for dribble packages 80 bh and 75 swb

[subtle bolt]

Shaquille Rashaun O'Neal

[loud haven]

Need a lock or a big

Need lock or big

[jade kestrel]

Yeah I’m never running w a lock again

This role is mad useless

Can’t do nun on offense and they get fried on defence anyway

[hybrid basin]

How do you fix the camera in the park? I played my first game today but it didn’t use the original camera I had… is it just a casual court thing or is it a me thing?

[ebon mulch]

Legend 2k grinder

[subtle bolt]

💀

[visual grail]

Need a center for 3s at least starter 1

[cinder oak]

who tryna run 3s xbox

[frozen prawn]

Frick u

[subtle bolt]

bro joined the server just to beg for the game

crazy work lol

[copper vault]

Jeff Teague was some sh last year

[cinder oak]

3s let’s run n streak up im 75% from 3

[neon nimbus]

any1 know if you can get the build specialization names on all your builds

or does it only go on 1

[floral timber]

it goes on all the ones u put the specialization on

if its the same one itll be an option on them

[thorny ermine]

anyone got a crew i can join

[neon nimbus]

preciate it

[cloud tiger]

Yoo anybody wanna run with me im a 6’6 Sf overall 99 sliver plate. Im looking for people to run with on a daily basis I have no friends on 2k and im tired of getting sold by randoms with no mics

[pine dove]

Where do I get wrestling suit

[subtle bolt]

😂 @ 2%

[cinder oak]

same bro same here but imma gold plate be getting sold a lot

[subtle bolt]

im at 329/600 close shots

for my first cap breaker

ts taking forever man

idk what 2k was thinking with this specilization stuff

ts so boring

[floral timber]

it a great idea

you arent meant to complete it in like a week lmao

[subtle bolt]

after this i gotta win 100 games with 6 close shots, more streetball will be the death of me dawg

[floral timber]

i mean u can but its gonna be extremely boring

[subtle bolt]

im so damn tired of this

i already have 9/9 on shooting, but im 1800 threes away from finishing it lol

[floral timber]

im on the final goal of shooting and i been progressing fine im just playing the game naturally and is building up

[subtle bolt]

i gave up on doing shooting, i dont even need the max+2 on that build anyway so idec to do it

[floral timber]

the only ones id say that are kinda grindy are the 100 games

[subtle bolt]

but i need the max+2 on my 6'7

[floral timber]

but if ur doing shooting u can get that quick

[frozen prawn]

Do I need to change anything

[subtle bolt]

im at 6/9 on finishing

[floral timber]

theres a street kings court that counts 3 pointers as 4 pointers

so u finish games quicker

[subtle bolt]

i think thats the hardwood tournament yeah?

im pretty sure it changes tho right?

[floral timber]

i just know u gotta keep challenging one of the dudes

and eventually u get his special ruleset

[subtle bolt]

when i played it when the game first came out it was +1 pt for blocks and +1 pt for rebounds

got to the final and got cooked by rudy gobert, luka, and lamelo

[floral timber]

each character has a diff ruleset

[subtle bolt]

didn't have a center

[floral timber]

idk all of them i just know the one

[subtle bolt]

gobert was getting like 3 offensive boards lol

+3 pts each possession, on top of them scoring

[dire quiver]

Bruh why is quick match even a thing

Bring 21 point 2v2 in theater 11 points is literally brain dead

[ornate zealot]

Bam here

[gentle coyote]

They got me

[subtle bolt]

it says voice chat audio in the message

hate speech?

oh yeah say goodbye

[gentle coyote]

Lmao I had it coming tho😭 he got banned for 14 tho

I’m just glad I hit starter 4 before I got banned

[subtle bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/solluminati-gif-24195254

say goodbye

you call ppl what?

you realize mods can see audit logs right? 😂 😂 😂 😂 deleting the message won't save you

[gentle coyote]

Bro he said he was gonna r*** my daughter and said the hard R and I called him a r****t and I got banned

[subtle bolt]

nah you care, bro deleted it instantly

😭

[spring root]

yall know any fast ways to get vc ?

[winged sedge]

I don’t see why u didn’t report him first?)?

[gentle coyote]

Getting a job

[spring root]

well besides that I got one 😂😂

[gentle coyote]

I don’t know either

[subtle bolt]

they dont be caring man

[spring root]

im saving for school

[subtle bolt]

reddit be on the same BS, dudes will insult you and say crazy ish and then as soon as you defend yourself, you catch a banned

[gentle coyote]

Make a 7’4 with a 89 3 ball and take him to starting 5 and pick either spurs or thunder and turn up

[spring root]

that’s love , thank you brodi

[gentle coyote]

Fasho

[subtle bolt]

endorsements+street ball

[spring root]

bet dat , glookn family

[green gulch]

Need hash and lock for 3s , add kashshotdem

[subtle bolt]

np, all the endorsements is like 100k + fiba is 25k + street ball pass is 16k

[spring root]

fashoo

[tribal eagle]

just lost by 1 in rec cause my 2 guard forgot where the X/A button is

[spring root]

oh na 😂😂😂

ggs brodi

[tribal eagle]

it was so depressing

[unkempt linden]

Questions guys trying to make a good center with a bit of 3s what yall think

[tribal eagle]

lost to a putback too cause my big got like 20 interior i guess

[spring root]

Impossible 😂🙏🏽🙏🏽

[tribal eagle]

I wish

[timid falcon]

somebody gimme a fye center build for 5s i made all my builds around park i got 8 capbreakers

[cinder oak]

who tryna run 3s

[tribal eagle]

realistically its gonna be a 7'4 but if you want more speed and deepbomber u can go 7'1

[timid falcon]

i got a 7’4 but the rebounding sucks ngl i was gonna remake 7’4 but with a 69 3ball use my 2 shooting caps with 3 regular caps

[swift gale]

Need a pure lock on PS5/Xbox anyone interested?

[jade kestrel]

I think the 1st one is mad good

If u got rebounding specialization you can get hof rebounding

[hoary stream]

Hi

[gleaming lynx]

Bro tempo greens are so bad

Pls remove

[fluid thicket]

anyone got shooting tips im not good

[gleaming lynx]

Why do I never get ball first in the 2s in theater wtf

This is the worst 2k

16 games in row no ball first game to 11 people shooting tempo all game …

[fluid thicket]

true

[zinc rampart]

Level 21 Crew, 32/50 Members

[languid tendon]

I have been trying and trying to get people in my crew by inviting them, but I have been failing, I wanted to run my own crew and start one.

[swift gale]

Need a lock for 3s.

[tulip cliff]

Lf lock 3s

[fluid thicket]

anyone?

[swift gale]

Need a lock for 3s.

[swift gale]

Do rhythm shooting for the easiest shooting, have Set Shot Specialist at its heighst badge, have a good custom jumpshot.

[hoary stream]

Does anybody want to join my server?

Plsss

[limber oyster]

Who tf kicked me from the servee😭

[vast hedge]

ZuuCrew is looking for new members we have a EU and NA divison dm ask for a invite snd tell me which divison you want we Specialitize in Rec and theater we enjoy improvement cause you can never be to good DM me!!

[subtle bolt]

ps or xb?

[chilly compass]

Why they moving stuff around

I thought I got kicked out the chat for a second 😂

[graceful sigil]

Anyone have a crew I can join?

[zinc rampart]

i mean idc but we mostly psn

[zinc rampart]

i do mud

[graceful sigil]

My @ MyParkOG

Im on Xbox

If u could Inv me Brodie

@zinc rampart

[zinc rampart]

bet

added

[graceful sigil]

Respects my guy

[subtle bolt]

soon as i joined i got an error 😭

[graceful sigil]

I accepted @zinc rampart

Inv me to the crew when u can

[subtle bolt]

yeah same

[zinc rampart]

bet

accept my 2k friend

[subtle bolt]

aight im in there now

[swift gale]

Need a lock for 3s.

[subtle bolt]

i accepted

yall gonna be running this weekend? i most play rec, but im tryna finish my specialization

[graceful sigil]

Who tryna run theatre tmrw ?

Or rec

5150 im bout it tmrw

[subtle bolt]

i just need 40k more so i can make my center

[graceful sigil]

7’4 c?

[subtle bolt]

add me, i should be halfway done by tomorrow

ill get some runs in

[subtle bolt]

nah 7'1

[graceful sigil]

Aii add my @ MyParkOG im not near my Xbox rn ill accept it tmrw and we can run it then

Ima 6’8 SG

Super iso build pretty much

[subtle bolt]

added you, im on ps tho but i sent it thru 2k

[jade kestrel]

Why does my build not upgrade too 99

On a rebirth

[fading grove]

sue 2k it’ll fix

[swift gale]

About to be Starter 4 need loc please.

[celest schooner]

Why can’t I open a new topic in game report issue ?

[zinc rampart]

@graceful sigil you ain’t add me mud

[tribal eagle]

Gonna have 7 cbs in total for now, 1 on mid + 1 shooting specialization, 5 on DD, later plan on putting 2 more on mid and 1 on perimeter

6'8 with 6'10 ws

[outer wing]

bro is it me or the rec absolutely broken, it keeps crashing everytime i play

[tribal eagle]

@grim cloak

[graceful sigil]

Bet

[graceful sigil]

I seen ur request and accepted it im offline rn

Ima hit u up tmrw when I get on

[zinc rampart]

bet that

dm me

or i won’t see it ngl

[zenith ridge]

Anybody got a good backend 6’9 build?

[old portal]

anyone tryna run park ?

[low pewter]

Need a lock and big , nae

[stray adder]

yo wsp yall any runs

6’8

[old portal]

need one for 2’s ima 6’8

[small grove]

need a lock and big or swing and big for 3s 80 wp small gaurd

username YUSTART add me

[high talon]

anyone have a crew level 26 open for 2 daily players?

or 3

[cerulean nimbus]

need big n lock park 3’s dnt come bs.

[unreal python]

Level 5 crew looking for more members, be on the game when u can, don’t have to be social as long as u play the game

[zinc rampart]

level 22 crew 35/50 members

[foggy moon]

I’m looking for a crew to join

I need a crew to join I’m a active player just looking to get some cap breakers

[spark relic]

Is 78 3 ball to low (after cap breakers)

[limber oyster]

Can anyone gimme a psn card

For vc

[somber path]

factssss

[torpid goblet]

anyb got a crew i can join

[crisp pewter]

BRO im loosing my mind doing the last shooting build specialization

2000 3s

like bro why 2000

i been grinding for ther past 3 hours and only did 800 😭

anyone know what the shooting arm sleeve does

that shi better be worth it

BRO THEY SAID THE SHOOTING ARM SLEEVE IS a cosmetic Nah that is so messed up

aint no way

only for cosmetic

[dense oracle]

Yall what height should I make my small guard

[dense oracle]

It does NOTHING

and it’s ugly

[crisp pewter]

BRO\

i thoguht it gave

[subtle bolt]

all of those unlocks are ugly

except the chain

[crisp pewter]

u extra shooting

atributes

man

i hate this game

[subtle bolt]

💀

[crisp pewter]

and my stupid crew isnt grinding

im sitll on level 19

and i dont wanna switch cuz i gotta wait 7 whole days

[subtle bolt]

man i finally hit purple and i see why ppl complaining about fades

that sh outta pocket fr

[crisp pewter]

purple wat?

[subtle bolt]

watched a dude fade for 31 pts

[crisp pewter]

oh u mean the the thing like gold purple red

[subtle bolt]

dude on my team went for a steal, FLEW by the dude

[crisp pewter]

ye i hit red before

[subtle bolt]

dude was WIDE open

[dense oracle]

Can fade 3s over a 99 perim, it don’t matter

[subtle bolt]

didn't pull it

ran straight into the corner just to fade it

lmaoo straight jokes

[crisp pewter]

i hit red and than instantly started playing against sweats and than went back to purple 🦨

[dense oracle]

My 6’10 is busted for fades

[subtle bolt]

it's so cringe

[tribal eagle]

Why does this game have teammate grade regression

[crisp pewter]

as someone who fades a lot (fades need to be nerfed)

[dense oracle]

Yall what height should I make my guard

[subtle bolt]

like dude on my teammate flew by him and he was wide open, he couldve just pulled it but dude faded it still

[tribal eagle]

I'm literally watching a clip I have and my teammate grade is progressively going down

[tribal eagle]

what u want

a short guard or a tall guard

[crisp pewter]

does anyone have any tips on how to progress rep faster

[dense oracle]

Short, I alr got a 6’6

[subtle bolt]

yeah it used to do that last year too if you didn't do anything for like a min or two but now it does that no matter what if youre close to a getting a grade or losing a grade

[dense oracle]

Might make 6’4 or 6’1

[subtle bolt]

my guess is because they want to screw ppl for the A- teammate grade challenge

[tribal eagle]

i have a 6'4 imo i like it

do not go 6'1

lol

[subtle bolt]

only reason i can think of why they would put that in there

[tribal eagle]

you will contest NO one

[subtle bolt]

you getting put under the rim with that 6'1

make a 5'9 twin

big body

[dense oracle]

Every small guard I seen been cooking everyone, since everyone on a 6’8

[tribal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-flight-surprised-gif-7512253718693236005

[tribal eagle]

you can cook just fine on a 6'8

[subtle bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/meu-gif-27420939

[crisp pewter]

6'11s is literally the best height in the game for like pf-centers

[dense oracle]

6’10 best for sf and pf

[subtle bolt]

i be drop stepping the hell outta them 6'1s 6'2s and 6'4s lol

it be funny asl

[crisp pewter]

6'11s can still dribble, they are the best height for guarding 7'4s and they are fast

[subtle bolt]

dude start panicking and just start spam jumping lol

[languid pivot]

People saying 6’2s are bad this year, what build should i make? I mostly dribble and iso.

[tribal eagle]

6'4

[crisp pewter]

am i the only who spams hop jumpers 💀

[tribal eagle]

if u want to be unbelievably fast

go 6'4

but if you wanna be tall

[subtle bolt]

unless you play with a dedicated squad, anything under 6'4 is cooked

[tribal eagle]

id say like a 6'8

[crisp pewter]

i deadass spam hop jumpers

[dense oracle]

Yall I cannot hit on my 6’6 for the life of me 😭

[languid pivot]

Ive seen a 6’9 dexing build should i use that?

[subtle bolt]

and even at 6'4 you can still get cooked if you run up against a decent player

[languid pivot]

I was top 100 in florida but then it got taken away cause i got sick

[subtle bolt]

if you were top rep then you should be fine on a 6'4 assuming you aren't just carried by a squad

youll be fine

[crisp pewter]

who got the best hop humper in the game i been using klay anyone else know any good ones

[crude bone]

who in a lvl27+ crew, need 2 spots for me and a homie active daily

[languid pivot]

Im tryna make a fast 6’4 but i cant find any that can also dribble

I also need to join a crew im homeless

[subtle bolt]

wym you cant find any that can also dribble?

[languid pivot]

Like ones that are fast and also that can dribble, i tried making my own but i suck at that

[subtle bolt]

you can get a 92 bh+ on a 6'4

[languid pivot]

what abt the speed

[subtle bolt]

you can go 90+ if you want

i think mine has 88/88 spd/agi

but im pretty sure on a 6'4 you can go higher

[languid pivot]

Oh thats nice

[high talon]

anyone have a crew level 24-27 for 3 daily players

[languid pivot]

Btw i made a lock that has 99 perm 99 steal and a 99 strength should i upgrade it? 88 agility

[subtle bolt]

"99 steal"

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[languid pivot]

With cap breakers but you cant onball steal this year

[tribal eagle]

steal patch gonna make ts tough asl

99 perim and 99 steal sounds so OD though

[languid pivot]

Fr

[tribal eagle]

i gotta be hones, i think anything 99 is useless given we have +1/2 badges

[subtle bolt]

"steal patch"

[timid atlas]

level 20 crew with 45 people looking to round out roster - only req is login like once a week so ik you're alive

[languid pivot]

me im online every day

[tribal eagle]

ngl i got lucky

one of my eu buddies knows some sweats and im in their level 30 crew

😭

[languid pivot]

Lucky

[subtle bolt]

someone in here was saying 99 three is goated, icl i've made a 99 three build every year since 2k22, i think this might be the first year i skip out on that lol

[tribal eagle]

91 3 with + 2 on shifty and +2 on set shot moment

[crisp pewter]

i wonder if 3 point contest would count to build speciazliation

[tribal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/no-brain-loading-slow-gif-8465847256202919615

[tribal eagle]

na

its not a game

@crisp pewter are you doing the

team scrimmage method

please tell me you are

[crisp pewter]

yes bro i been doing this shi for 3 hours

[tribal eagle]

ok lol

[crisp pewter]

and im only at like 800

[tribal eagle]

im doing ts too rn ngl

for that first cap breaker

[subtle bolt]

every year i make a 99 three, 99 steal, 99 block, and then i either do 99 layup or a 99 dunk build. last year i just opted for 97 lay/97 strength 6'9.

[crisp pewter]

im at 8/9 last one 2000 3

[languid pivot]

Whats the best r ep method (no starting 5)

[timid atlas]

dmd you big dog

[subtle bolt]

it was funny just strong handle spinning off ppl and just laying up greens all game

[tribal eagle]

probably amex 3s with a squad till it gets rotated out

[languid pivot]

Ok

[crisp pewter]

i played starting 5 for the first time today its actualy not that bad (i chose thunder)

am i weird

thunder is op

[subtle bolt]

you didnt get fried by a 7'4 big + wemby wombo combo?

thats a first

[crisp pewter]

nah 🦨

[languid pivot]

i am the 7’4 big wemby wombo combo

[crisp pewter]

but its so easy to shoot over ai's 💀

is there a way to make ai play tight defense

[subtle bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/throw-up-dry-heave-vomit-gross-eww-gif-23254765

[crisp pewter]

do u need to be pg to make ai play tight defense

[languid pivot]

99 post control 99 standing 99 close shot 90 3pt 89 mid range

[subtle bolt]

ive never played starting five but i know you can in play now

it's in defensive settings

not sure if you have access to that in starting five, probably not

[crisp pewter]

wait so starting 5 gives most rep?

[tribal eagle]

why 89 mid

[tribal eagle]

ngl i think it still does

if u dont have a 2s partner like cashout

lol

[crisp pewter]

89 mid gets u set shot on gold and than u +2 that for legend

[tribal eagle]

but u have 90 3

[crisp pewter]

who does

[kindred sky]

So I can report my tm8 for this right?

[tribal eagle]

?

[kindred sky]

Look at my pg and the other team pg

[crisp pewter]

i always put middy higher than 3 idk about yall tho

[tribal eagle]

so their pg got 78

[subtle bolt]

the fact that he didn't quit is hilarious

[tribal eagle]

who's reporting for what

[tribal eagle]

personally im doing that on my 6'8

93/83

[crisp pewter]

ye same i did that

[tribal eagle]

but 93 mid from cb

starting with 89

[subtle bolt]

ive never done that

never will

[tribal eagle]

i could do 88 but thats a lot of CB that I do not have . . .

[subtle bolt]

actually im capping, i did that last year on my 7'1

[kindred sky]

I gotta report him for letting his man drop 80 with 80% shooting certain ppl shouldn’t be allowed to play 2k

[crisp pewter]

speed and agility are like most expensive things in game for guards

[subtle bolt]

but that's only because my three was capped lower

[tribal eagle]

yea good luck

[kindred sky]

Mind u im in purple plate so all my tm8 were to

[tribal eagle]

cool

[crisp pewter]

i did 93 middy 90 3 on my pf and i still have everything on that build

[subtle bolt]

nah that's execusable, dude was probably fading his life away

there is nothing stopping that except team defense....pf on my team watched me get screened into a fade 3 times in a row before finally hedging the screen

[crisp pewter]

all my damn good badges are on tier 1 and all my tier 2s are shi

[tribal eagle]

yo bro

how do you get backflip landing

[subtle bolt]

ppl on this game are brainless

[tribal eagle]

is that sh in pro pass

[kindred sky]

Bro if u in purple plate and let sum1 drop 80 on u while shooting very good u just ahh my man had 0 and quit bc I was locking him down and the guard was iso no screen cooking him

[crisp pewter]

i put post up poet +2 cuz all my tier 2s are shi 💀

[weary basalt]

What I’m more concerned about is the fact that the opponents got almost as many offensive rebounds as you guys did defensively, you all suck lmfao

[tribal eagle]

dimer?

[subtle bolt]

if your man had 0 and quit, why didn't you switch and guard the pg?

[crisp pewter]

hmm oh yea dimer doesnt sound bad

[subtle bolt]

couldve won that game

[tribal eagle]

i think it depends on ur pass acc tho

[crisp pewter]

i got a 71 pass accuaracy tho

[subtle bolt]

instead of watching buddy get 80 put on his head

[tribal eagle]

ok yea then dimer would be good

[kindred sky]

I’m the sg I did my job petty well 38 points shooting 70+% im not included in that gang

[tribal eagle]

it would be HOF

[crisp pewter]

i was thinking high flying denier but i get hella blocks on it still on silver

[tribal eagle]

bro

high flying denier is sob broken

[kindred sky]

The only shots he missed were when I helped and the ai had a 96 3 so I couldn’t leave him

[tribal eagle]

id definitely + that lol

[crisp pewter]

ill put it on hof and try it out

[subtle bolt]

71 pass accuracy

[tribal eagle]

i have 76 on my guard

its fine

[crisp pewter]

dawg why would i need a high pass on my 6'8 its a pro am build

[weary basalt]

All I’m saying is, if I’m that pg and I’m dealing with someone who was def spamming screens and fades, I’m blocking my sg if he ain’t gonna help out once especially if his guy only shot 2 shots the whole game lmfao

[subtle bolt]

76 pass accuracy

[crisp pewter]

71-76 is sweet spot tbh

wat do u need to get dearon fox again?

[tribal eagle]

79

[crisp pewter]

bruh

[kindred sky]

If u running 5s pro am u need it bc sweats be in there with high steal and u will get the ball stolen on passes without a high pass ac

[crisp pewter]

oh nah i meant 3v3

i dont run 5v5

i mean i still dont need a high pass

[kindred sky]

Then honestly 71 is fine On a 6’8

[crisp pewter]

i play rec with this build a lot

and still 71 is fine

[tribal eagle]

backflip is at starter 4......

i hate my life.........

[kindred sky]

Hell I play rec and I’m pg 71 pass ac it’s fine fr

[crisp pewter]

shifty shooter is insane too def up there with set shot

also on ball menace is dawg water

[tribal eagle]

?

ur crazy

[kindred sky]

WHATT

[crisp pewter]

i hate that badge it never does anything when i compared it from gold to legend

[tribal eagle]

ok i cant talk about that

i rock it on gold on my 6'4

[crisp pewter]

i use challenger insteadf

[tribal eagle]

chit works like a dream 😍

[crisp pewter]

ye i already have it on gold

[subtle bolt]

wtf happened to my tattoos on my 2nd build

why is this game so damn buggy

[crisp pewter]

challenger> on ball menace i swear to god

[tribal eagle]

go to tattoo shop

it should fix

[kindred sky]

What ab my 6’8

[tribal eagle]

why so much freethrow and 3

[crisp pewter]

bro first off why 70 pass

just put it 71

💀

[kindred sky]

Rec

[tribal eagle]

hold on

i need to show u thi s rq

[crisp pewter]

alright let me help u out bro

[crisp pewter]

cuz this build aint it

[tribal eagle]

just go 83 freethrow

[crisp pewter]

so first off you dont need a 92 3 and a 94 middy

[subtle bolt]

DAWG wtf is wrong with this game

it's showing clothes as my tattoos

[kindred sky]

It dosent give me any extra attributes

[crisp pewter]

@kindred sky wat are u gonna make ur build speciazliation

ima help u

[tribal eagle]

cause u have 92 3

turn ts down bro

you got 94 mid already

[crisp pewter]

wat does 94 middy even get u?

[tribal eagle]

you also have 49 int and 68 block, not silver high flying

ts hurting my head 💔

[kindred sky]

Cap breaker to 96

[subtle bolt]

all tats gone, went to the tattoo shop and they got me tryna apply clothes

🥀

[tribal eagle]

i forgot which

tattoo shop

[kindred sky]

1 more cap breaker

[tribal eagle]

you gotta go to

[crisp pewter]

bro thats such a waste

[tribal eagle]

go 89 3

[crisp pewter]

if u got 92 3

[tribal eagle]

unless u want deep bomber

then go 90

you get absolutely nothing from 92 3

from 89

[subtle bolt]

i already did that to get my tats from my first build on my 2nd build

[tribal eagle]

unless you want 90 for deep bomber.

[crisp pewter]

also people need to stop sleeping on agility its much better than speed on defense

[subtle bolt]

i just switched to a 3rd build and then when i switched back to my 2nd build, it glitched everything

[tribal eagle]

agility is your defensive speed

for the most part

[subtle bolt]

im getting tired of this game

[tribal eagle]

85 is ideal for that

from what i know

[crisp pewter]

yes i move left right a lot

on defense

[tribal eagle]

bro ion wanna do my striped tattoos

if ts gon bug out

[crisp pewter]

i put 88 speed 88 agility

[tribal eagle]

bro ranked up

[crisp pewter]

onj my 6;8

[green harbor]

Nerf steals after getting rebound holy

[kindred sky]

U see how my ball handle and swb cap breaker to the max they can be as 6’8 whenever I change certain attributes around it won’t let me do that

Idk why

[subtle bolt]

every time i go in the shop it's giving me all my clothes as an option for the tattoos

i give up

[tribal eagle]

this is chad benz 6'8

[crisp pewter]

i also think immoable enforcer is a overrated badge do not waste ur badge perks on that

[tribal eagle]

you should really follow something similar to that

[vocal peak]

When my homie complains abt not getting the ball and does this 🥀

[tribal eagle]

lowkey personally id go for DD cap breaker stuff

but

thats just me

i dont need more than a 87 dd

[kindred sky]

I saw it earlier td

[jade kestrel]

93 gives a big ahh meter

[subtle bolt]

and why do we have to waste more vc to buy a tat, just to get tattoos we already bought and placed on our player in the first place?

[jade kestrel]

Tuff build am I right

[tribal eagle]

ts just made me tight

[kindred sky]

Ima score first pg would yall rather a pass first or score first pg

[jade kestrel]

Wish I could get 93 block

[tribal eagle]

86 close shot and 90 driving layup

[crisp pewter]

bro imagine builds at the end of the year with 28 cap breakers 😭

[tribal eagle]

im closing discord bro.

[jade kestrel]

But I need to hit like vet 2 to get it

[kindred sky]

Ima change around to what u suggested 1 sec

[jade kestrel]

Theirs nothing else to put up

[crisp pewter]

end of the year is going to be insane 28 cap breakers 😭

[tribal eagle]

you have 77 perim what the hell

[crisp pewter]

in total

[tribal eagle]

is ur height bro

[jade kestrel]

6’11

[tribal eagle]

yeah bro i mean ts just looks insanely mid

[crisp pewter]

92 is perimeter is really good personally

[tribal eagle]

ur highest stats are mid, driving layup and pass accuracy bro 💔

my head hurts but i dont make 6'11s

they could just be chopped af for all ik

[crisp pewter]

u need defense and speed/agility in this game i hate builds who dont have these

[jade kestrel]

Perimeter means nothing

You’ll still get shot over gang

[crisp pewter]

nah

pump fakes dont work iu swear

i swear pump fakes dont work

[tribal eagle]

they do

[jade kestrel]

I shoot over locks all the time

I get a 90 3pt

Theirs another version w 87 post control and 93 block but the layup is like 69

[tribal eagle]

quentin grimes | aj green | beluba | 4/4 | 19/81 blending

highkey using a tall guard js on my 6'4

[jade kestrel]

6’4

Keep that shi in the builder bro

💀

[tribal eagle]

made it when the game dropped pal

[kindred sky]

If I go 71 I can’t get my ball handle 86 and spw 80

[tribal eagle]

you have 87 dd

you can also just go 59 dd

and then use 5 cap breakers to get 87

[kindred sky]

@crisp pewter look what happens when I move pass acc by 1 point

[crisp pewter]

@tribal eagle bro deadass i hate you im never listening to you theres no difference in high flying denier on hof and silver this badge sucks

[tribal eagle]

high flying denier is a good badge

[crisp pewter]

some dude rim ran the whole game not one single block

this badge sucks

[tribal eagle]

what height r u

[crisp pewter]

attentionn high flying denier sucks no difference from silver to hof

[tribal eagle]

wait blocks are just chopped to begin with

on dunks

btw

[crisp pewter]

about to put +2 on post up poet and spam spin moves

[crisp pewter]

that build ah

dont upgrade it

[jade kestrel]

Delete this

[kindred sky]

I’m making this

[tribal eagle]

dunks have to get tweaked

[kindred sky]

Just need 1 more cap breaker and we str8

[tribal eagle]

like i said

id just go 59 dd

and cap break to 87

ur perim is also OD high

you should just cb that too

[kindred sky]

That’s another 5 breakers😭

[jade kestrel]

You can lower the 3pt and just cb that

[tribal eagle]

but i mean

go 86 bh

and 80 swb

[grand elbow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1206130345443852301/1297426971101495377/real_sob.gif

[tribal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/michaeljordan-mj-basketball-gif-michael-jordan-no-no-no-no-gif-16220345851539903827

[kindred sky]

Nah it’s gunna be my sg gotta be knockdown literally everything can be cap breakerd on here even the block goes to 79 for high flying denyer

[tribal eagle]

thought it was 78 for high fklying

[kindred sky]

I could Lower it to like 92 but what would I put up

[tribal eagle]

int to 60

[kindred sky]

It is but the cap breakers force it to 79

[tribal eagle]

for paint patroller

why are u cb block

i dont get this setup

ngl

[grand elbow]

74

wait no

78

[kindred sky]

It’s 78 for silver

[grand elbow]

68 78 88 93

[tribal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-stare-gif-10183112911298969236

[crisp pewter]

NERF fades

left right fade every game in park btw

nerf them

[tribal eagle]

its unpatchable ngl

you would just have to remove fades as a whole tbh

[subtle bolt]

wdym lol

[tribal eagle]

how do you patch fades

or;

how would you patch fades

[subtle bolt]

nerf the size of green windows on fades

pretty simple

[tribal eagle]

what does that solve

you can still hit em consistently

[subtle bolt]

makes it harder to green?

duh

[tribal eagle]

what does that solve

people still gon be able to consistently green

that doesnt actually fix the whole left/right issue

[subtle bolt]

left right isn't the issue tho

it's the fading

[tribal eagle]

"left right fade every game in park btw"

[arctic bobcat]

I need help on dribbling on a 6’8

[tribal eagle]

5 minutes ago

[subtle bolt]

yo udont even have to left right lol

i ltierally watched guy on my team get 30 put on his head on just straight fadeing into the corner

[tribal eagle]

poor defense then

[subtle bolt]

the issue is the fade itself

[crisp pewter]

i swear every game i play in 1s its fades

make the green window smaller

[subtle bolt]

i mean half the shots were yellow contests

[crisp pewter]

i have a 92 permiter and a 88 speed and agility btw

[hasty aspen]

https://discord.com/channels/887383292142297089/1420890846366142504

[crisp pewter]

i lowkey think shifty shooter is the problem

its too broken

[tribal eagle]

just buff the close contest on fades

[crisp pewter]

(as someone who fades a lot personally) so it unbias

its easy for me and easy for the person im defending

[tribal eagle]

what was their 3

and badges

[crisp pewter]

thats why 2v2s are so aids

[tribal eagle]

and the defenders stats/badges

[crisp pewter]

if u loose the ball in 2v2 against good players u aint getting that shi back 💀

especially with them 6'8s with high 0 boards

that is the 🌈 comp ever

[tribal eagle]

ngl my 6'8 got 70 dboard for silver box and rebound chaser

[subtle bolt]

pg really let his man put up 46 pts because we told him to look up dudes on the team are open

bro sat at half court the entire time and let his guy go 14/14 from three lol

this might be the most fragile gaming community of all time

[tribal eagle]

its one of them for sure

[subtle bolt]

the only thing that comes close to the stupidity of 2k randoms are fifa randoms in pro clubs

idk what it is about sports games but they bring out the dumbest ppl on the planet for some reason

[hard zodiac]

Anyone looking for a crew I’m currently looking for more members. Level 18. 20 members so far. Add me up send a message

[carmine badger]

Did 2k buff AI’s ??

[dire kernel]

i swear this game is terrible

[sturdy hawk]

where are the steals man

it’s driving me insane acrually

no like i’m saying how do u pluck ppl in nba 2k26 consistently

they not fixing it idk

[tribal eagle]

96 mid WTF

[crisp pewter]

guys can someone explain what temp even is tho

like i dont understand it

like wat is the tempo tryna green ?

[tribal eagle]

lemme send what i got in store

+4 on mid (2 from specialization) +1 on perim, +5 on dd for 87, rest is whatever

6'8 with 6'10 ws

5 dd cap breaker

nah

with my 93 mid

you got hof set shot

gold shifty

+2 on shifty

oh u gotta go min wignspan then

u want 89 just for more contacts or?

cause 87 is just fine too iirc

lowkey ion tell

but i have two foot contacts

playing a 6'1 with 99 3

this dude dumb asl

why cb on 3?

thats useless

that still makes nosense

why not do mid

oh so u fked up like i did

78

mb

75

[kind anvil]

Who trying to join my crew level 17 rn we got 24/50… we growing fast and we new more people so we can get higher

[crisp pewter]

temp shooting been pissing me off latley

like so many times it doesnt even give me the tempo

idk bro tempo is so inconsistent i swear i think theres rng in tempo

I SWEAR IT keeps saying late

every time i tempo

wtf is going on

i might go back too button shooting bro

bro tempo is deadass so stupid cuz i would completly miss time a shot and it would go in

[tribal eagle]

flick down then flick up like ur shooting it irl

[crisp pewter]

but a lot of the times it doesnt detect the damn tempo

and i keep missing

[devout laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/two-people-laughing-on-table-laugh-laughing-lol-gif-3006610283817764608

i put it in the wrong chat😭

[crisp pewter]

just put my jumpshot on release now im hitting all my tempo shots wtf 😭

[subtle bolt]

what is up with this game

[tribal eagle]

i went from push to release and i was chillin

[subtle bolt]

ive been getting crazy errors

[crisp pewter]

same

[subtle bolt]

and it only started happening tonight, like i've error coded like 5 times tonight tf

[crisp pewter]

i got shift shooter on gold is that why im not hitting a lot of my fades or is this a skill issue

[tribal eagle]

yea

this dude said setpoint

LMAOO

[subtle bolt]

bro cant be trusted

[tribal eagle]

This looks bad

[subtle bolt]

you are NOT invited to the cookout if you play on set point or jump

[crisp pewter]

yo can yall put me on with some good sigs im tired of this vince carter step back and chris paul behind back\

[tribal eagle]

whats the vert for

@sand spoke

[tribal eagle]

dbook and coby white respectively

[subtle bolt]

no greens, beans, potatoes, or tomatoes for you

https://tenor.com/view/greens-beans-tomato-potato-lamb-gif-7242544

[crisp pewter]

im getting coby white later cuz i got 80 dbal handle

waiting for cap breakers

[kind anvil]

Who trying to join my crew level 17 rn we got 24/50… we growing fast and we new more people so we can get higher… It’s called MerchIT

[subtle bolt]

you not eating anything mr. set point

release gang, always and forever

https://tenor.com/view/marlo-marlo-stanfield-the-wire-gentleman-menacing-gif-4567902968557135719

[hollow sinew]

If y’all need a crew join the vale lvl 12 $$$ for grinders

[subtle bolt]

if i click on this app and get another error code im crashing out

[honest dune]

6’8 99 driving dunk and this is my green window🫩

[subtle bolt]

i wouldnt be surprised if something to messed up in the last update

[pine ingot]

no

[tribal eagle]

why 98 freethrow

yo bro @sand spoke

lemme show u smeth rq

[pine ingot]

you using that build on the rec?

[tribal eagle]

Bro

Chill

[pine ingot]

i'll tell you tho @sand spoke the 60 strength is killing me on the 1s

well if you guard ball i think strong handle legit helps you dribble in peace lowkey

[tribal eagle]

sanya if u dont mind me asking

how come you want 96 mid

[pine ingot]

set shot specialist on HOF?

[tribal eagle]

93 mid

[pine ingot]

same shi

;_;

[tribal eagle]

i would just go 93 and use +2 or whatever tbh

but that just me doe

[pine ingot]

i've legit got rim runned at or just bumped from just stupid things. mind you i got 94 perm def lol

yet, i think people are zenning with 80-83 perm on their builds...

yup

i got HOF challenger and weird bump animations

[solid solar]

i say we buff the 7'4s

make them even better

[west gazelle]

man if yall dont fix that dmn slowmode im tryna find a big bro

damn

ts is stupid gng cmon turn the slowmode sht down atleast 30 minutes

[subtle bolt]

played a whole rec game and touched the ball a total of 3 times

i genuinely pray the people who play this game get the most aggressive form of cancer known to man

im making a build for 1s

[kind anvil]

MerchIT JOIN the CREW very active

[signal hornet]

When will the 2k music update

[grave rover]

🤣 🤣 🤣 I still remember when this clown and like 4 other people were arguing that stenght is the holy grail to getting bumps on perememiter

Now look at this idiot making lock builds with 60 strength

Not even a week later

Exactly why you should listen to people smarter then you

[signal berry]

Yo

[subtle bluff]

Anyone got a crew I can join? I grind everyday had 27k cxp in last crew starter 3 hml

[kind anvil]

MerchIT search it up

It’s up and coming we started it 2 weeks ago we level 17 already and filling up we got 24 in already @subtle bluff

[signal hornet]

So nobody knows about the music update

[earnest sluice]

Anyone wanna join I started adding 16 ppl this week
U can bring ur homies
All is welcome

[signal hornet]

U must didn’t hear that moonlight banger last year

Yo Marley

Yg

Too tired to fix

[safe ginkgo]

neptunee

level 13 crew
16/50
All welcome
We play a bunch of rec/park/proam
discord server too
(Lower level/member groups are free to merge with us)
Dm if you wanna join😁😁😁

[earnest sluice]

U been level 13 for like 2 weeks

😭😭😭

[cinder oak]

i need consistent people to run w lmk

i’m unguardable and straight chicken from 3 n i’m tryna streak up im a pg w a high iq lmk mane

[lilac marten]

how many cap breakers yall got

im at 8 rn

[cinder oak]

yee same i’m at 8

[proper edge]

#freezakk

[safe ginkgo]

What are you talking about

[safe ginkgo]

You know

[proper edge]

Look at the ss

[safe ginkgo]

It’s hard to grind a game when it’s so much other stuff to do

[proper edge]

Or you can go p2w

[safe ginkgo]

What are you talking about?

[proper edge]

Like 90% of this stupid playerbase

[safe ginkgo]

You can’t buy crew levels friend 😁

[proper edge]

What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

Is this 2k25

Or 2k24

[safe ginkgo]

I still don’t know what this has to do with me man

[proper edge]

Shut up reggin

[tribal eagle]

21

[tribal eagle]

..

[safe ginkgo]

Dude

What???

[proper edge]

Ahhh. Thanks

[proper edge]

I said reggin

[earnest sluice]

My crew play weekend
Some has school/job
I have college

[proper edge]

What's wrong with that

[safe ginkgo]

I’m getting harassed by 13 year olds that think slurs are funny

Gg

[safe ginkgo]

What’s ur crew size

[proper edge]

0/10 ragebait

[proper edge]

9in

[safe ginkgo]

Zakk dude

God bless u

[proper edge]

What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

[safe ginkgo]

Idk who u want attention from but it won’t be me

[proper edge]

What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

[tulip onyx]

😭

[proper edge]

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy

[latent olive]

Yo anyone got a crew?

[safe ginkgo]

I do

[proper edge]

What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

[proper edge]

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy

[latent olive]

what lvl

[earnest sluice]

On this Tuesday we had 14/50 and level 16 today we got 30/50 today level 17

[proper edge]

What the hell is crew

2k21 thing

I started back in 2k22

[safe ginkgo]

Brother

You have 30 people ???

[earnest sluice]

Yea I tried so hard

[signal hornet]

How u get box by 7’4

[earnest sluice]

Mostly are squad /trio / duo

[safe ginkgo]

How are you talking about my progression when you have double my crew size😭

[proper edge]

Huh

[tawny lake]

Been nailing these bets these past couple of days , If anybody needs help for todays games just let me know 💯

[signal hornet]

You heard him

[earnest sluice]

Can u read or not ?
On Tuesday I had 16 ppl lmao
Had 16 people for 2 weeks
Finally tried my best to get people to join

[signal hornet]

???

U box by 7’4

[proper edge]

Kill y0urs3lf

[signal hornet]

Lmaoooo delete game

[safe ginkgo]

Our crew was 8 deep 7days ago

[proper edge]

Id destory with aja abandos shooting tots and gyat

[signal hornet]

Bro go box by 7’4 WTH u gone do on a 6’6 lock

[safe ginkgo]

Idk what nonsense ur spewing

I don’t really care

[signal hornet]

Not wasting my time

[safe ginkgo]

And to be honest u can F off man i don’t enjoy ur commentary

[proper edge]

What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

[grim cloak]

Im not on rn but i got u tmrw

[proper edge]

What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

[earnest sluice]

Where’s mod at ? This dude so annoying

[proper edge]

Syfm

[signal hornet]

STOP

BOT

[grim cloak]

Theres no spam bot?

Lmao

[proper edge]

I am

[signal hornet]

Cubs so bad

[proper edge]

🇳 igg🇪 r5️⃣

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy

[grim cloak]

LOL

LOL

[safe ginkgo]

This moderation sucks

[proper edge]

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy

🇳 igg🇪 r5️⃣

What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

@everyone Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy

[safe ginkgo]

This is the worst chat mod bot of all time

[grim cloak]

lmaoooooooo

[signal hornet]

Lmaoooo

[proper edge]

Honestly

[grim cloak]

2k how yall dont got a spam bot im crying

[signal hornet]

What a clown

[proper edge]

It deleted like 10 messages

[signal hornet]

He’s prolly like 13

[safe ginkgo]

I said that earlier

He’s 13 and thinks slurs are funny

He’s just not a real person

One day he’ll grow up man

[grim cloak]

😂😂😂

[signal hornet]

I just know he’ll freeze up in real life

U not saying that to no black person

[proper edge]

Chicago ppl love the bulls actually

[safe ginkgo]

I personally don’t see the correlation

But whatever floats ur boat

[earnest sluice]

@safe ginkgo what did u do to him lmao

[proper edge]

We know we are mid and we respect it

[safe ginkgo]

scroll up literally nothing

He interjected on our conversation

[earnest sluice]

😭🤣

[proper edge]

True though they have potential

Caleb is good

[signal hornet]

No Caleb is trash

[proper edge]

Opinion

[signal hornet]

Swift sucks

[earnest sluice]

Ben Johnson and bears still sht

[proper edge]

Taylor is cheeks

[signal hornet]

Dennis Allen defense is trash

[proper edge]

Who's he

[signal hornet]

Whole bear organization is trash

[proper edge]

:check:

[signal hornet]

Including Ben Johnson

[proper edge]

Fair.

Cubs are good though

Have good young players

[signal hornet]

1-2

[proper edge]

Steele will be back next year

Cubs issues:

[signal hornet]

Cubs sucks

[proper edge]

Non consistent offense

RP/CP Chokes

Injurys

Miguel Amaya

And damn that Amaya injury was mad scary

[signal hornet]

Cubs lost to the Mets 8-5

[proper edge]

They won 10-5

[signal hornet]

Are u slow

[devout laurel]

bro shut UP

[proper edge]

Imagine liking soccer

🥀

[proper edge]

You want me to start

I've gone mellow

[signal hornet]

Def 13

[safe ginkgo]

I can’t believe this moderation here sucks this bad

Like there’s really no way

[proper edge]

Sucks what

[devout laurel]

cry me a river puss

[signal hornet]

He’s getting kicked tmr

[safe ginkgo]

How was he not muted from all the paragraphs earlier

[proper edge]

That's it

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy

[signal hornet]

Here we go

Stop

[earnest sluice]

Oh god

I’m logging out of this chat

[devout laurel]

BAN HIM

[limber barn]

Bro

[signal hornet]

Stop

[proper edge]

@everyone Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy

@everyone Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy

@everyone Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy

@everyone Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy

[signal hornet]

Moron

[proper edge]

@everyone Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy

I'm outta gas

[limber barn]

Weirdo

[earnest sluice]

I’m logging out of this chat
This kid has no life

[devout laurel]

grow up

[safe ginkgo]

Grow up is brutal

[subtle bolt]

yeah im finna just delete this game

got a whole 6'1 guarding me but this braindead fkn pf keeps bringing his man in the paint

made the SF and C quit