🏀irl-hoops-talk

[buoyant plank]

you guys cant guard me irl

[vagrant tusk]

cap

[buoyant plank]

no cap

[vagrant tusk]

It all cap

my dead grandpa body could clamp you

and it ashes

[buoyant plank]

😭 😭

u got any clips

[vagrant tusk]

NAH

[buoyant plank]

L

[vagrant tusk]

that crazy

[buoyant plank]

wuts crazy

[vagrant tusk]

you asked for clips

[buoyant plank]

tryna see if u tuff

[vagrant tusk]

Oh I thought you said of my grandpa

[buoyant plank]

oh lmaoo

that too

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-coffin-coffin-dance-funeral-funny-farewell-gif-16737844

😵 😵 😵

[vagrant tusk]

you got any clips

[buoyant plank]

pov your grandpa

of my grandpa nah

im 6'6 and white what else you need to know

[vagrant tusk]

let me show you my clips

https://media.tenor.com/XJQQ4n_axgYAAAAC/ja-morant-gun.gif

[buoyant plank]

word

[vagrant tusk]

nvm

you wouldn't beat me in 2k like you would in irl

[buoyant plank]

what you play on

[vagrant tusk]

ps5 next gen

I can't play you in irl your too big

[buoyant plank]

lmao

myteam or what

[vagrant tusk]

Im only 5'1

[buoyant plank]

god

damn

[vagrant tusk]

that about a good 10 inch different

[buoyant plank]

yeah

[vagrant tusk]

Im only 13 tho

[buoyant plank]

im 14 😭

[vagrant tusk]

wwwwwwwhaat

WHAT

!?!?!

[buoyant plank]

yeahhh

[vagrant tusk]

https://media.tenor.com/0R2mKr3h3gEAAAAd/stop-the-cap-cap.gif

[buoyant plank]

lmaooo

i swear

[vagrant tusk]

How tall your mom

[buoyant plank]

6'1

[vagrant tusk]

and I repeat

https://media.tenor.com/0R2mKr3h3gEAAAAd/stop-the-cap-cap.gif

[buoyant plank]

i swear to god lmao

[vagrant tusk]

how tall your dad

[buoyant plank]

6'3 but all my ancestors and uncles and shi like 6'9

[vagrant tusk]

https://media.tenor.com/LpZW3X3bg-YAAAAC/dead-lmao.gif

[buoyant plank]

https://tenor.com/view/pooh-hungry-lunch-time-lets-eat-winnie-thepooh-gif-10922885

[vagrant tusk]

My mom 5'4

and my dad 6'1

[buoyant plank]

lmao yu gone be like 5'9 den

[vagrant tusk]

Nah

[buoyant plank]

u play myteam ?

[vagrant tusk]

Nope

[buoyant plank]

you lucky then

[vagrant tusk]

How

Im 5'1

it doesn't much unlucker

[willow vessel]

MyLeague is fun

[buoyant plank]

ong it is

[vagrant tusk]

ONG

it unfair

yall get to have nice tall parents but I have to sit here and good at nothing

[buoyant plank]

theres been good short basketball players

[vagrant tusk]

not 5 foot

dude I don't think you realize how short Im going to be

[buoyant plank]

i just told u like 5'9 u straight tho

[willow vessel]

I'm 5'4 and we just won our pre-summer championship game

[vagrant tusk]

im going to be 5'10/5'11

[buoyant plank]

thats not bad then

[vagrant tusk]

that not good

[buoyant plank]

theres different positions for a reason

[vagrant tusk]

the shortest player right is 5'9

[buoyant plank]

your just gonna have to be like really really skileld

skilled

as a playert

player

and you will be able to play somewhere whether its d3 or junior college

[vagrant tusk]

shortest player to make the hall of fame is 5'9

[buoyant plank]

lets be real first

no one in this discord going to the hall of fame

[willow vessel]

I play point guard and everyone I match up against is like 6 feet+ it's no big deal, watch some film

[vagrant tusk]

You might

[buoyant plank]

that would be great

but i still gotta work

[vagrant tusk]

your 6'6 you have the best chance

On to learn the game

and becoming a coach

[willow vessel]

Almost 100K people in here there's a slimmer of a chance

[buoyant plank]

yeah i mean a few players will play college basketball

maybe not high level

but potentially mid level

i could say i doubt anyones going to the hall of fame

theres more of a chance of just the nba

[vagrant tusk]

your 14 and 6'6 you have a chance go play aau

[willow vessel]

I mean I'll try and play college basketball maybe D3 but no matter how much I work my game or how good my highschool stats are coaches don't want a 5'5 PG

[buoyant plank]

how old are you

[vagrant tusk]

same no one wants a 5'1 PG

[lapis bolt]

Facts

[willow vessel]

"I averaged 14 assist and won a title"
"Yeah, but you're a midget."

[vagrant tusk]

there going to be a lot worse to me

[buoyant plank]

the "title" that you won like a state championship

[vagrant tusk]

How old are you tho Zai

you might still be growing

there no chance I will get tall

Might not even be able to get a wife but you might

[willow vessel]

Bro you're 13, 5'1. When I was 13 I was 4'9. Right now I'm 17, 5'5, 5'6 ona a good day, 5'4 ona bad day. You still got time. I'm finished, I can't even play overseas

[buoyant plank]

if your even just 6'0 you will be able to play if your a highly skilled player

[vagrant tusk]

woah

[buoyant plank]

lmao bro said woah

ngl i kinda was like mm on that

[vagrant tusk]

you got 4 more years gang

come on lock in gang

[willow vessel]

I better get ready to learn chinese and play with some people my own size

[buoyant plank]

lmao

[vagrant tusk]

I feel you on that

[willow vessel]

My parents must have done it on purpose

[buoyant plank]

you gotta lock in if you wanna be good, you still got time you in 8th grade or sum like tht right

[vagrant tusk]

this dude Matt 2 tuff prob skipped 4'9

[buoyant plank]

lmao i was like 5'6 in 4th grade ngl

[marble raven]

They taller than 5'5😭

[vagrant tusk]

Im going to high school

[buoyant plank]

so you good you got 4 years

[vagrant tusk]

I knew it

[willow vessel]

I'm taking my talents to Mars.

[marble raven]

Im short too🥲

[vagrant tusk]

Im sorry Zai

[buoyant plank]

i know them aliens huge lmao

[marble raven]

Im only 5'8 at 16

Lol

[vagrant tusk]

Bro was the taller then you in 4th grade

[buoyant plank]

lmao

[willow vessel]

Yeah it's over gang ima become a dropshipper or sumn this shi not gonna work out

[buoyant plank]

lmaoo

facts

[marble raven]

You can become lke muggsy bogues

[vagrant tusk]

Tennis is hiring

[willow vessel]

Unless I become better than Isiah Thomas or Muggsy it's over and I am not that damn good

[vagrant tusk]

Nah I really thought you was 13 or 14 didn't know you was 17

[buoyant plank]

JJJGOAT if u tuff just go to camps and play aau

[marble raven]

He was 5'9 bro

[vagrant tusk]

IM fake

[buoyant plank]

i play aau and go to college camps and got d1 and d2 interests in 9th grade

[vagrant tusk]

I just started playing Basketball

[buoyant plank]

just go to those

trust

[willow vessel]

Muggsy was not no damn 5'9 dude was shorter than me

[marble raven]

Isiah

[buoyant plank]

well then that will make it even harder

[vagrant tusk]

I never even played for a team

I played football

[marble raven]

Muggsy was 5'3

[buoyant plank]

football a lil people sport just play that then

[vagrant tusk]

I only started playing because I made a bet with my friend

[willow vessel]

If your coach says sumn about a 3 man weave just leave

[buoyant plank]

lmao

that like the easiest drill

[willow vessel]

I think the only thing I have going for me is my passing and my defense

[vagrant tusk]

that won't help him his 5'5

[pallid panther]

in the peewee leagues?

[lapis bolt]

While y’all speaking do any of y’all hop on2k

[buoyant plank]

yuh

[vagrant tusk]

Bro your 20+ and prob not even 6 foot

[willow vessel]

It's a waste of damn time. Whag does it accomplish?

[lapis bolt]

2k anyone ?

[pallid panther]

???

[vagrant tusk]

Hey I know how you can make it to the league

[buoyant plank]

and jjjgoat i aint start playing basketball till 8th grade too and i played 2 hours every day for a year and played with high level people and worked on my game and we good now

[willow vessel]

Go undrafted and ride the bench?

[vagrant tusk]

the height different tho

[buoyant plank]

fuc it ill ride the nba bench

ill warm the seats

[vagrant tusk]

yea that too I was going to say point a gun at adam silver but that works

[willow vessel]

Maybe if I say please

Pretty please with a cherry on top

[vagrant tusk]

Look

Adam has a 7 year

you go plant t&t there

and then give Adam a call

saying you got 15 tons of t&t at his daughter school and if he doesn't allow you the nba he a smart guy he will know what happens

then boom your in the League

trust it worked for Pablo Escobar

[pallid panther]

https://tenor.com/view/listening-what-fbi-chris-redd-alex-moffat-gif-11784633

[vagrant tusk]

or you start getting into drugs

[pallid panther]

dude trippin

he self snitchin right now

[willow vessel]

Maybe I can become more like my father so my mom kicks me out the house

[vagrant tusk]

I said for Zai not me

I know god want me to challege everything

[pallid panther]

aight buddy when the feds come knockin at ur door dont say i didnt warn u

[willow vessel]

Maybe I can become. The next Jason William

Just get on the court and throw dimes

4 ftm, 7 ast, 5 to. For a 4M/2 year contract

🤑

[vagrant tusk]

did yall know the first friday of june is always national donut day

[willow vessel]

Nuh uh

[pallid panther]

we dont care

[vagrant tusk]

you missing out on free donuts

[willow vessel]

At Krispy Kreme?

[pallid panther]

more donuts for u tubby

[vagrant tusk]

and dunkin donuts

[willow vessel]

Cheesecake > Doughnuts

Ain't nobody tryna go to dunkin dicknuts

[vagrant tusk]

Bro remember Im 97 pounds

[willow vessel]

97 pounds wtf

[vagrant tusk]

to be fair donuts are healtier then cake

[pallid panther]

u built like a sheet of loose leaf paper

[willow vessel]

bro built like a shoelace

[vagrant tusk]

and while your at it instead of drinking that Gatorade might as well eat 3 donuts

[willow vessel]

You need to eat some damn doughnuts flat Stanley

[vagrant tusk]

I wonder who going to be taller in 4 years

[pallid panther]

not u

[vagrant tusk]

well actually

[willow vessel]

Are you even gonna be alive in 4 years?

[pallid panther]

lmao

[vagrant tusk]

if I only grow a inch every year we would be the same height

[willow vessel]

Watchu starving yourself for though

You gonna injure yourself walking down a flight of stairs

[vagrant tusk]

how much you weight?

[pallid panther]

u built like plank from ed edd & eddy

[willow vessel]

135 gang and I'm only 3 inches taller than you

[pallid panther]

clipboard body

[vagrant tusk]

Fatty

[willow vessel]

???

[vagrant tusk]

Bro why you overweight for?

[pallid panther]

a strong gust of wind could end this dude life

[willow vessel]

5'5, 135 is fat?

[vagrant tusk]

yes it is

it overweight

[willow vessel]

You're coocoo bro

[vagrant tusk]

okay fortnite boy 20+ and really got a fortnite pfp

[pallid panther]

???

[willow vessel]

Wtf is bro on

That's a dog gang.

[pallid panther]

bro so thin his brain aint gettin the nutrients it needs

[vagrant tusk]

with a fortnite helmet on

[pallid panther]

i never played fortnite in my life

[pallid panther]

u exposed urself as a fortnite player

gg no re kid

[vagrant tusk]

You did play fortnite

everyone played it in 2018

that when this skin came out

[pallid panther]

no

bro knows when the skin came out

[willow vessel]

I'm fat wita coming in 6 pack lmao and you have a fortnite pfp (it's a dog)

[pallid panther]

thats crazy

[willow vessel]

Bro knew the name of the skin and everything

[vagrant tusk]

I just know that it a OG skin

so Im guessing that when it came out

because it was also a popular skin

[willow vessel]

He's an OG fort player

[pallid panther]

bro i have no idea

i dont care either

[vagrant tusk]

I just search up fortnite astronuat skin

[pallid panther]

i just like how it look

[willow vessel]

💀

[pallid panther]

bro a fortnite freak

[vagrant tusk]

it literally says 16 fortnite dogs idea lol

caught in 4k

[pallid panther]

??

[willow vessel]

That dog meme profile picture floats around the internet more that your prostitute mother fam

[vagrant tusk]

not cool to make fun of people deceased

[willow vessel]

Good job you just outted yourself as an idiot

[willow vessel]

Yeah bud I don't really care

[pallid panther]

lmao

[vagrant tusk]

Don't be mad at me that your 17 and 5'5

[pallid panther]

thats crazy bro knew the skin and everything

i never woulda known

[willow vessel]

Be mad at yourself you gonna tear your Acl when a loose leaf paper falls on you

[pallid panther]

💀

[vagrant tusk]

Being 5'5 at 17 is crazy tho

[willow vessel]

Being 97 pounds is even crazier negl

[pallid panther]

ur 5'1 so why are u talkin

u dont meet the height requirements

[vagrant tusk]

because Im 13 and if we was the same age he would be 4'9

[willow vessel]

I have a reason though, you don't

[vagrant tusk]

How

[willow vessel]

My body wasn't producing enough growth hormones, that's why I wasn't growing. What's your excuse

[pallid panther]

how does that change that u still a midget

u cant reach the top shelf bro

[vagrant tusk]

My mom is 5'4 and everyone on my mom family isn't tall that why Im not tall

[vagrant tusk]

I can tho lol

[pallid panther]

yea u screwed buddy

u gonna be 5'4 max

[vagrant tusk]

Lets not change the fact your over 20+ with a fortnite pfp

[pallid panther]

buy a foot stool now and save ur money

[vagrant tusk]

6'0 at max but who doing the math

[pallid panther]

its just a dog lil bro get over it

[pallid panther]

[willow vessel]

I'm glad you're happy you're gonna be taller than me, but on the flip side I think not looking like this is immensely worth it:

[pallid panther]

lmfaoooo

is that him

[vagrant tusk]

no cap Im 13 and haven't hit a grow spurt and doctor already told me Im going to be around 5'10 to 6 foot

[willow vessel]

Hurry up then what you waiting for

[pallid panther]

which one is it

bro lying

[willow vessel]

Hmm

[vagrant tusk]

people have multiple doctors

[pallid panther]

quit fibbin

[vagrant tusk]

I had one that told me I won't hit 5 foot

[willow vessel]

I think he might be lying

[pallid panther]

bro cappin who has 2 physicians

even michael jackson only had 1

[vagrant tusk]

we left that doctor and my current doctor did math and told me I was going to 5'10

[willow vessel]

Most people dont. And how does one doctor go from less than 5 feet, to the other going to 6 feet.

[pallid panther]

u caught in 4k ultra HD

[willow vessel]

That doesn't even make sense.

[vagrant tusk]

it does

when your a baby it a lot harder to do math

when someone older it a lot easier to get a exact height

I was a baby when my old doctor said I was going to be 5 foot

[pallid panther]

bro just making it up as he goes at this point

[vagrant tusk]

and I was 12 when my doctor said I was going to be 5'10

[willow vessel]

Bro is Capatron 3000

[vagrant tusk]

Im not but okay

[pallid panther]

CAPtain america

cappinator

[vagrant tusk]

How am I capping

you sound dumb

[pallid panther]

cappin like a ball park

[willow vessel]

Yknow how I know you're lying cause my mother went to med school they can't even start predicting your height properly until you're 2 years old

[vagrant tusk]

Bro my mom and my sister both went to med school they can do prediction when your young

[willow vessel]

Ight NOW you gotta just be making stuff up as you go.

[vagrant tusk]

and my sister a actual doctor

[willow vessel]

Uh huh.

[vagrant tusk]

Yea and your 5'5

[willow vessel]

You're 97 pounds gang

[vagrant tusk]

bro going to try tell me Im making up stuff about my height

[pallid panther]

how old is yo sister

[vagrant tusk]

and your overweight your point is?

[vagrant tusk]

28

[pallid panther]

yea ur lying

[vagrant tusk]

Nah Im not

[dry bay]

.is this sprite!?!

[willow vessel]

5'5, 135 isnt overweight flat Stanley

[pallid panther]

she aint no physician at 28

[vagrant tusk]

She a doctor

not a physician

[pallid panther]

a doctor is a physician numnuts

[vagrant tusk]

there a lot of difference

[pallid panther]

bro ur 13 how u gonna tell me

stay in school

[vagrant tusk]

Idk maybe because my sister and mom are

duh

[pallid panther]

doctor aint in ur future tho

[vagrant tusk]

dummy

[pallid panther]

manager at burger king is ur future

[willow vessel]

It's like arguing with a turtle

[vagrant tusk]

being smart isn't in your future but okay

[fathom ether]

Curry isnt a future hall of famer

[pallid panther]

go look up what a physician is then come back

[vagrant tusk]

Let me tell you the difference in a Physician a doctor

A Physician is someone who went to med school

[willow vessel]

You just sat here and tried to tell me 5'5, 135 is overweight.

[vagrant tusk]

a doctor is someone with a doctor degree

[pallid panther]

i looked it up its healthy

its in the healthy range on the bmi scale

[willow vessel]

Mf I know it's healthy my body fat percentage is down to 12% at this time.

[pallid panther]

i was just sayin

[fathom ether]

what if im 5’3 400 is that good?

[pallid panther]

u bout to pasd away

right ur will nutty professor

its treadmill or die at that point

[willow vessel]

Shaquille O'Meal

[fathom ether]

@pallid panther Anthony edwards is actually trash if he was on any other team he would be a bench player at bsst

Best

[pallid panther]

Patrick Ewingstop

[leaden oxide]

who would have better defense, prime shaq, or kyle lowrys cake factory?

[wise crag]

nah shaquille omeal is crazy💀

[pallid panther]

ok

[willow vessel]

Bro trippin

[pallid panther]

obvious troll

im familiar with his game

[leaden oxide]

no he has actually not trolling he wants tog et in a heated discussion with you

get heated with the man

[willow vessel]

Nobody has time for that for anthony edwards

[fathom ether]

no im not he isnt good is the only good player in the team ofc he is going to score at best he goes 12/64

[wise crag]

This is why brunson is a top 5 pg in the league 🤦‍♂️

[pallid panther]

the devil got ahold of the haters

[leaden oxide]

payton pritchard is the greatest player in the league rn

[pallid panther]

ima pray on dis

[vagrant tusk]

aren't you one?

[fathom ether]

thats crazy he rarely does good

[willow vessel]

!av

[wise crag]

💀aint no way u just said dis

[willow vessel]

?av

Garbage server not bots

[pallid panther]

bro a rabble rouser

[vagrant tusk]

why does Kat chnage his voice so much

[fathom ether]

I did he gets carried in thr regular season by randle but playoffs both of them disappeared

[pallid panther]

why u worried about another man voice

u want him to call u

[willow vessel]

Are you stupid

[fathom ether]

no

[vagrant tusk]

I said why does he change his voice he sound like a girl sometimes

[pallid panther]

u shorter than every girl i know

[wise crag]

what are u on brunson was like too 5-7 playoff performer and shouldve been an allstar randle ain caring nun they did that together

before brunson came they wasnt a playoff team

[fathom ether]

knicks went no where in the playoffs embarrassing and its cause there bot just reg players

[vagrant tusk]

cool I don't really care

[wise crag]

they made. it to the second round?

[fathom ether]

Dude what? They absolutely were a playoff team a first round exit but still playoffs

[fathom ether]

yeah but they just had to guard dmitch

[wise crag]

lmao they didnt make the play in last szn

[wise crag]

👆👆👆

[willow vessel]

Not much else to say

One bad game and he still dropped 20

[fathom ether]

he shoots 20 shots a game ofc he is going to score

He isnt good

[willow vessel]

Carried by Randle? Please. Knicks wouldn't have been in their position without him

[fathom ether]

if you shoot enough you should make dome of them

[willow vessel]

You're casually a casual

[wise crag]

efficient

he shoots 20 shots cuz hes good

[fathom ether]

He went 7/20

yes good

[wise crag]

beside that game

[warm oxide]

man 7/20 for a guard

he's not a center

[atomic swan]

Young bluds don’t realize marmadukeies is trolling trying to get a rise out of y’all

[willow vessel]

You're argument for both edwards and Brunson is they're inefficient apparently but they're still higher than league average? Huh?

[fathom ether]

Stats dont prove anything you shoot 20 shots and make 7 not good he doesn’t contribute enough he isn’t even a all star

[fathom ether]

On a good day he goes 10/21

[willow vessel]

You're nitpicking this one game ignoring the other 4 he played in this series.

[vagrant tusk]

that what everyone does to me

[willow vessel]

Have you ever played any sort of organized basketball in your life?

[fathom ether]

Randle is the better player he has more accolades and more all stars

[fathom ether]

yes

[wise crag]

im taking the playoff. riser than choker

randles good in the reg szn but playoffs hes not good

[willow vessel]

Yeah hell nah Randle has stage fright he ain't better at shi

[fathom ether]

Like he said stop nitpicking

[willow vessel]

second time he let people down in the playoffs screw him

[fathom ether]

brunson Is to small

[wise crag]

who do u like

do

[fathom ether]

Celtics

[willow vessel]

too small but had 24 ppg on 50% shooting

[wise crag]

Yeah brunson better than cant dribble jaylen brown

[fathom ether]

dude jaylen had a off game and we made it to the finals and the ecf you guys can’t even make it out the 2nd round

[wise crag]

jaylen brown aint even gonna be a celtic next year

mf yall gonna trade him for trae young or sum stupid shi

[fathom ether]

you acting like we dont have the player with the most points all time tatum is clutch unlike brunson and randle

[fathom ether]

nah He is a great player

[willow vessel]

Didn't your star player go 5-13 in an elimination game

[fathom ether]

he was injured

[leaden oxide]

jaylen brown for jalen green and 2026 first round pick 🔥

[wise crag]

brunson and randle are both clutch

[wise crag]

jalen for jaylen?👀

[leaden oxide]

💯

[willow vessel]

And another terrible argument, I don't know if you realized but the same team that the Knicks got knocked out of in the second round also beat your Celtics.

[leaden oxide]

are you referring to regular season?

[fathom ether]

thats crazy randle sucked and brunson went 10/21 all series

[vagrant tusk]

Im going to be crazily tall

[willow vessel]

He was saying how the cels were third round exits, and the Knicks were second round, but he failed to make the point they both got knocked out by the same exact team

[wise crag]

box score watcher lmao

[fathom ether]

Your the one who sent stats not me

[pallid panther]

randle sucks bruh u trippin

[fathom ether]

We have always been better than you

[willow vessel]

The 10-21 game he had 11 assist btw.

[atomic swan]

Randle could be truly good if he wasn’t a shot chucker

[wise crag]

i didnt send stats wth

[pallid panther]

randle is trash he is a liability late game

[atomic swan]

Even that game winner he hit some months ago was a terrible shot

Should have never even still had it in the corner

[pallid panther]

he fouls and his game is turnover prone

[vagrant tusk]

fr

[atomic swan]

Lots of angry fouls fs

[willow vessel]

Trust me Randle is outta there

[pallid panther]

hes also a shot chucker

[fathom ether]

Exactly but he is he the Knicks cant win with a pg who goes 7/21 and randle who disappears in the playoffs

[wise crag]

Yeah he does get hella. selfish

thats why hes gonna get trades prob

[fathom ether]

maybe you didnt but your usingstats

[pallid panther]

randle gotta be the worst playoff performer i ever seen

and btw who let bro in the 3pt contest

[wise crag]

Ik but u saying brunson isnt clutch is crazy

[willow vessel]

There's no way you're blaming Brunson, the one person who even got the Knicks to their position in the first place, for their issues. That's insane.

[pallid panther]

where was luke kennard

[fathom ether]

I am saying this

[vagrant tusk]

JJJ so much better then Randle

[pallid panther]

no sht sherlock

[fathom ether]

he was mid for the whole season even the nba knows this thats why he didnt make the all star game

[vagrant tusk]

he on the grizzlies

[wise crag]

Thats why im calling u a box score watcher cuz u obv didnt watch the games if u dont think hes clutch

[willow vessel]

11th seed without Brunson, 5th seed with him? What more is there to say.

[pallid panther]

i know fool

[vagrant tusk]

cool

[wise crag]

fr hes a big difference maker

[pallid panther]

i said where was he in the 3pt contest

[fathom ether]

I am blaming him

[vagrant tusk]

who was even in the 3pt contest

[fathom ether]

He is only a reg player

[pallid panther]

blame julius randle for shooting 35%

hes all time trash

[vagrant tusk]

Grizz are going to be the best team next year

[wise crag]

Brunson carried us in the playoffs the whole second round pretty much what r u on

[fathom ether]

he isnt he isnt even a all nba team

[wise crag]

Cap pistons are

[pallid panther]

the more shots randle bricks, the more aggressive his flops get

[vagrant tusk]

Fr mb

[wise crag]

shouldve made it over fox

[willow vessel]

Also why are you saying 10-21 like it's a bad thing. That's almost 50%, he dropped 32, and 11 that game. Of course in 44 minutes he's as the teams primary scorer he's gonna put up a lot of shots. You have no IQ.

[wise crag]

yg

[fathom ether]

Fox is way more clutch

[pallid panther]

cuz he trollin

[vagrant tusk]

Bruh you don't have to be all nba to show how good you are he lead the knicks to the 5th seed

[wise crag]

well no shi but jalen is the better player

[willow vessel]

You definitely watch highlights go watch some games

[fathom ether]

U guys would be better if yall had fox

[fathom ether]

no he isn’t

[fathom ether]

fox could

[willow vessel]

No tf we wouldnt

[vagrant tusk]

and look at his improvement over then years just look at that face in college compare to now

[fathom ether]

yall havent done anything in YEARS

[wise crag]

we made the second round as a young team if we make some moves in the offseason we can be a favorite

[willow vessel]

Celtics haven't won anything since 2008 brody

[vagrant tusk]

if we being honest if it wasn't from this year Lauri had Brunson would have won MIP

[leaden oxide]

finals appereances and consistantly made playoffs

[wise crag]

prob

[fathom ether]

Fr

[leaden oxide]

like half the league hasn't even won the finals in history lmao

[willow vessel]

That's not "winning" anything. That's losing.

[fathom ether]

not a chance

[vagrant tusk]

Im going to go now

[vagrant tusk]

Bro did you look at his stats and how much he help his team

[fathom ether]

you guys are happy abt just making it to the 2nd round

[leaden oxide]

the last knicks championship was in 1973, last grizzlies championship was ne ver

[wise crag]

Yeah cuz. were a young team and if we deal randle for someone good and sign some people we can be a favorite

[leaden oxide]

bludsyou got sweeped

[wise crag]

lost in 6

[leaden oxide]

2 years in a row 💀

[leaden oxide]

not you

[willow vessel]

After being the 11th seed. Once again, yall lost to the same exact team we lost too, dummy

[wise crag]

oh mb mb

[vagrant tusk]

Okay and the Celtics get carried by Tatum

[willow vessel]

Who got swept? No tf we didn't

[leaden oxide]

you a nets fan or not>

?

[vagrant tusk]

his a new york fan claerly

[fathom ether]

Yall realize Emmanuel quickly is just as good as Brunson

[leaden oxide]

i just checking his bio mb

[willow vessel]

Im a Knicks fan my guy. Who the hell said anything about the nets

[wise crag]

Bro what💀

[leaden oxide]

your bio ig

[fathom ether]

he is

[vagrant tusk]

Oh I thought you was just a fan of all New York Mb gang

[wise crag]

theres a reason why brunson starts over him

[willow vessel]

I mean I fw Brooklyn since they NY and all but that isn't my team

[vagrant tusk]

if yall going to say Brunson going 7-20 from the field is bad how come when Tatum go 8-22 it okay

[fathom ether]

yea bc your coach dont know what he is doing

[fathom ether]

he was injured

[vagrant tusk]

no he wasn't

[leaden oxide]

lmao i like brooklyn to but that's just because i feel bad for them 😭

[vagrant tusk]

He was perfectly fine in game 6

[leaden oxide]

😭

[wise crag]

we have a better coach then urs yall shoulda kept ime udoka

[vagrant tusk]

so why did he go 8-22

[leaden oxide]

avid simmons supporter 🔥

[willow vessel]

They have a good future if they play their cards right

[vagrant tusk]

matter of fact why did he go 5-21 vs the 76ers

[wise crag]

just gotta get rid of simmons

send him to cancun or smth

[fathom ether]

who is more clutch

Tatum

[leaden oxide]

they're roster can be made into a great team imo

[willow vessel]

Wait, give him ONE more chance.

[fathom ether]

Who is a all nba 1st team tatum

who dropped 51 in a game 7 tatum

[willow vessel]

Who lost to tomfoolery Tatum

[leaden oxide]

jimmy butler aint do nothin that series lmao

[vagrant tusk]

that doesn't work bro yall lost too

[fathom ether]

Cause he was injured

[leaden oxide]

over hyped his only good series was the bucks one the rest were better

[fathom ether]

Fr

[willow vessel]

Bro... He twisted his ankle.

[wise crag]

martin shoulda won ECFMVP💪💪

[leaden oxide]

caleb martin was a better ecf mvp candidate than jimmy

exactly

[willow vessel]

What injury

[leaden oxide]

jimmy was inneficient and incosistant

[fathom ether]

Yes witch is a injury 💀💀

[wise crag]

they just gave it to jimmy cuz he popular

[willow vessel]

He doesn't seem to know that though.

[leaden oxide]

when he did get points it was off of free throws

[vagrant tusk]

Oh

[fathom ether]

yall would not have beat embid

76ers would have spanked yall

[vagrant tusk]

so his ankle affected his jumpshot?

[leaden oxide]

embiid garbonzo beans though 😭

[wise crag]

yes we woulda embiid and harden are both playoff droppers and sixers got not depth

[vagrant tusk]

his ankle affect the way his arm moved?

[leaden oxide]

harden is one of the most overrated players in history

he had 36 ppg off of like 15 fts per game lmao

and has tied the record for most missed threes SIX times

[willow vessel]

Jimmy was the best heat performer that series what are yall on about

[wise crag]

man i love prime harden thoo

[leaden oxide]

who does this guy think he is 😭

[fathom ether]

harden is whooping bum brunson and randle cannot guard embid

[wise crag]

he had some bad games which is why i dont give it to him martin was more consistent

[willow vessel]

You're so butthurt lol

[fathom ether]

Caleb did bettee

[vagrant tusk]

being honest as a Unbias here

[leaden oxide]

harden should be on the quadruple double list because he's done it with turnovers like 10 times

[wise crag]

Mitch can clamp embiid up

[vagrant tusk]

as a unbias here I might have to leave

[fathom ether]

Mitch isnt good at all

[leaden oxide]

disagree

[vagrant tusk]

I can't help if yall saying crazy things

[fathom ether]

rob better

[leaden oxide]

mitch is great at playing like a big when he's 6'0

im a celtics fan but i respect him

[wise crag]

best offensive rebound in the league and a great shot block cmon now

[willow vessel]

Yeah F no if you think Caleb deserved it you're geniually trippin

[fathom ether]

lmaoo

[vagrant tusk]

JJJ>

[leaden oxide]

literally look at the inneficiency of jimmmy

[willow vessel]

Dude is one of the best rim protectors and rebounder in the league what are you on about

[leaden oxide]

24 on 5-21 shooting

[vagrant tusk]

19 on 5-21 shooting

[fathom ether]

im not on nothing jjj better

[vagrant tusk]

agreed

AD wish he was like JJJ

[willow vessel]

So if you're not #1 then you're trash? Make it make sense, i said one of, not the best

[wise crag]

well ofc jjj better but mitch is still a great defender that any team would benefit on

[willow vessel]

No intelligence at all

[leaden oxide]

this e-beef is getting serious guys 😟😖

[fathom ether]

jjj ad vanderbilt

[vagrant tusk]

😢 My boy getting his flowers now

[fathom ether]

man wtv yall know im right

[willow vessel]

You named 3 people.

[vagrant tusk]

I told them when he was draft 4 ovr in the 2018 draft he was going to be something 😢

[leaden oxide]

several people are typing and theres only like 4 people online in this chat rn lmao

[vagrant tusk]

😤 and he showed them

[fathom ether]

Jokic is better than shaq all time

[leaden oxide]

payton pritchard needs his flowers bro he just needs 48 mins per game

[leaden oxide]

😟

[willow vessel]

ok now we can confirm he's trolling for attention

[wise crag]

💀

[fathom ether]

im right

[willow vessel]

You the Stephen A Smith of discord

[fathom ether]

im not now the knicks part i was

[wise crag]

i actually forgot marmadukeies is a troll

[fathom ether]

yea

Ive been messing with yall

[leaden oxide]

he just wanted to get his rank up 😭

[willow vessel]

Lmao

[fathom ether]

your the one who wanted me mess with yall

[vagrant tusk]

JJJ better be a 90+ in 2k next year

[leaden oxide]

if anthings true is that opionions can get yall yappin like crazy 💀

[wise crag]

yeah 😂

[fathom ether]

ok guys go to myteam

[wise crag]

bro boutta be a 89💀

[fathom ether]

https://discord.com/channels/887383292142297089/888525489575198800

[willow vessel]

Jokic has the potential to be better than Shaq all time but as it stands right now he's not quite there yet. If he wins his first ring, with the playoff performance he's putting on right now he's already up there with the greats.

[vagrant tusk]

Imagine

[leaden oxide]

he def gonna retire top 10

imo hes def gonna be better than wilt all time when he retires thats for sure

but every season he consistantly looks like he's getting more ill and tired 😭

[vagrant tusk]

man I wish shaq tried

[willow vessel]

He's averaging a triple double in the playoffs it's crazy how good he is. Luka is another one, if the mavs make the right moves he will also go down as one of the greats

[leaden oxide]

why does jokic always look like he has a terrible fever or stomach virus

[vagrant tusk]

I don't want to hear jokic with him but sadly I will have to

[willow vessel]

These European players are so damn tough man

[leaden oxide]

people gotta stop using wilts ppg to defend his ranking all time, obv he has that many his coaching and teams plan was to literally make him score all the teams points during some seasons

[vagrant tusk]

question

if Luka wins a mvp is he the best mav ever or is it still dirk

[leaden oxide]

if he wins it next year dirk, but if he keeps playing and wins it another time while stills staying good, him

[buoyant plank]

😭😭😭😭😭

[willow vessel]

Wilt was a freak of nature, an alien, it's still up for debates if all the rumors about his athleticism is true but the stuff that we can confirm about him is already crazy on their own.

[vagrant tusk]

alright just wondering

[leaden oxide]

he;ll have to do it

[vagrant tusk]

Bro your a hour late

[leaden oxide]

a lot*

dirk had a chip, 21 years, and an mvp

[vagrant tusk]

yea

really just two rings and he got it

[willow vessel]

If Wilt had modern day training with his size, and freak of nature athleticism he'd easily be one of the best

Who's the greatest white player to ever play besides Brian Scalabrine?

[leaden oxide]

14x all star, 12x all nba is hard to beat in the near future for a player as young as luka

[leaden oxide]

larry bird obv

[vagrant tusk]

brian is better then Larry bird?

[leaden oxide]

but white mamba otherwise of course

[willow vessel]

That's so cap what about MJ

[leaden oxide]

yes

[willow vessel]

Hell yes

[vagrant tusk]

okay

[leaden oxide]

white mamba is the goat

[wise crag]

yall sleepin on caruso

[willow vessel]

If Brian actually tried he would average around 60-70 ppg, 45 ast, and 72 rebounds.

[leaden oxide]

this is ture

[vagrant tusk]

mhm

[wise crag]

nah 0 assists

[leaden oxide]

jd davison slept on, he has a future

[leaden oxide]

🤨⁉️

[willow vessel]

Team USA vs Team World who takes it?

[vagrant tusk]

usa

[leaden oxide]

by team world do you mean people who havent played in the nba>

?

[wise crag]

He taking lessons from michael never swing the rock porter jr

[leaden oxide]

or just foreign players

[vagrant tusk]

wait prime usa or non

[willow vessel]

I think this year team world takes it, Embiid, Jokic, Luka, Giannis

[leaden oxide]

yeah maybe

[vagrant tusk]

Because if not prime usa world

[leaden oxide]

prime is obv team world

[wise crag]

wb taiwon dwight

[vagrant tusk]

nah it usa

[willow vessel]

I mean, the top 3 MVP candidates were European. Luka was like 5th, I think idek

[leaden oxide]

meant that lmao

team world rn is luka at pg, shai at sg, giannis at sf, jokic at pf, and embiid at c

thats a killer lineup

[willow vessel]

Who's USA

[leaden oxide]

thats tough tbh

[vagrant tusk]

Curry at PG Harden at SG Lebron at SF KD at PF and then like AD C

[willow vessel]

Why tf is harden then

*there

[vagrant tusk]

Prime Harden is goated

[leaden oxide]

i hate harden with a passion

he's a free throw merchant and flopper

[vagrant tusk]

but if we not talking prime

[willow vessel]

Ngl I might replace Tatum with Lebron, he's an old man now

[leaden oxide]

his prime wouldn't be as talked about if he didn't literally invent a way to get like 20 ppg per game

[vagrant tusk]

it Curry PG DB or like Mitch at SG LeBron SF KD PF and AD at C

[willow vessel]

As for shooting guard, I would either go Spida, or D book.

[vagrant tusk]

same

[willow vessel]

But I hate Booker so ima go Spida

[leaden oxide]

w

[willow vessel]

So, Curry, Spida, Tatum, KD, and AD

[vagrant tusk]

he avg 30ppg

[vagrant tusk]

Tatum over LeBron?

[willow vessel]

Right now? Most definitely. But now that I'm thinking about it, his IQ is unmatched and they would need that against that Team World.

[vagrant tusk]

LeBron is IQ

[willow vessel]

yea

Lebron is gonna make an amazing coach when he retires

Assuming he decides to become one

[vagrant tusk]

he going to be a owner prob

he did talk about wanting a team in LV

[storm trench]

He would be a horrible owner bruh

I’d much rather jus have him be a coach

[vagrant tusk]

Nah

[storm trench]

Yea

[willow vessel]

Nah

[vagrant tusk]

Nah gang

LeBron would be the best owner out all current and old players

[willow vessel]

I think Darvin Ham may be the worse coach of all time

[vagrant tusk]

yea

[buoyant plank]

calm down flat stanley

[vagrant tusk]

okay

[fluid panther]

Imagine him owning a NBA team and his son is one of the players

[vagrant tusk]

I know

[vagrant tusk]

is your name Ta'veon jones

[willow vessel]

no who's that

[vagrant tusk]

5'6 pg who is 17 and zero offers and plays aau

[willow vessel]

he's 5'7 and nah

[pallid panther]

shut up

phil jackson exists

he has 13 rings

2 as a player 6 with the bulls and 5 with the lakers

[vagrant tusk]

I said owner

not coach

[narrow dune]

Fun Fact of the Day:

were the only team to get swept by the in the Playoffs.

Cheers

[livid dawn]

Heat taking game 3, then Denver with game 4

And then Heat taking it in 6 or 7

[foggy pivot]

I dunno about all that. I think Heat take game three then Denver just rams it down their throat and ends the series with a landslide

[livid dawn]

I think Jimmy is probably gonna drop 40 in game 3 and then it'll be downhill from there

[foggy pivot]

It was an off game for a lot of Denver tonight

Christian Braun showed up but he's just the rookie. He usually doesn't perform when they've been winning.

Jokic did great per usual

[livid dawn]

yeah, but they still lost, I don't understand that he can drop a 41 double-double and still lose

I just hope Phoenix does something with DA this offseason

Maybe to Indiana for Myles Turner or if the suns are lucky enough, maybe Jarrett Allen

[willow vessel]

I wanna smash Jamal Murray

[livid dawn]

how tf did it go from talking about the finals to smashing Jamal Murray?

[willow vessel]

I love Jamal Murray.

[livid dawn]

ok

Devin Booker > Jamal Murray

[willow vessel]

Okay but I'd much rather have Jamal Murray big meaty stick in me then Devin bitchker

[livid dawn]

Yeah, But I'd rather have DBook than a guy who is always injured

[willow vessel]

Yeah, but you're also one of those back of the bus people

[livid dawn]

damn, pulling the race card?

funny

[willow vessel]

Am I wrong?

[livid dawn]

yeah, actually

[willow vessel]

So it's even worse.

[livid dawn]

yep, my land got stolen

[willow vessel]

You one of them ooga booga people

[livid dawn]

more like the Indian whoop person

[willow vessel]

?

Your land got stolen whoopty doo

[livid dawn]

yep

now you get it

[willow vessel]

That's damn near every country once in history

You narrowed it down 0%

[livid dawn]

America, Christopher Columbus

that a better hint

[willow vessel]

So you are one of them ooga booga people

Them tribe people

[livid dawn]

If that's what you call natives, then yes

[willow vessel]

Nuh uh native Americans don't like basketball

[livid dawn]

yep, we do

[willow vessel]

Nuh uh

[livid dawn]

yep

[willow vessel]

Nope

[livid dawn]

yep

[willow vessel]

Nuh uh

[livid dawn]

yep

[willow vessel]

No way

[livid dawn]

yep

[willow vessel]

No

[livid dawn]

we do

[willow vessel]

No

[livid dawn]

I know everything

[willow vessel]

No

[livid dawn]

about NBA History

[willow vessel]

No

[livid dawn]

yes

[willow vessel]

No

[livid dawn]

yes

[willow vessel]

No

[livid dawn]

yes

yes

[willow vessel]

No

[livid dawn]

yes

[willow vessel]

No

[livid dawn]

yes

[willow vessel]

No

[livid dawn]

yes

[willow vessel]

No

No

No

No

You lose.

[livid dawn]

yes

damn

[small prawn]

Bro 😭😭

[willow vessel]

You know everything about NBA history huh? Name 6 black basketball players.

[livid dawn]

Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, LeBron James, Sam Jones, Micheal Ray Richardson, Bill Russell

[willow vessel]

Okay now name 87 north Korean players

[livid dawn]

no north korea, who won MVP in 1995?

[willow vessel]

I did

[livid dawn]

David Robinson?

[small prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-happy-new-year-gif-24516985

[willow vessel]

No it was me

[livid dawn]

so you're David Robinson?

[willow vessel]

No I'm me

[livid dawn]

yeah, you're David Robinson

[willow vessel]

Nuh uh

[livid dawn]

yes

[willow vessel]

CSP Model VS

[livid dawn]

what?

David Robinson, is that you?

[willow vessel]

I ate a jolly rancher

[livid dawn]

ok

[foggy pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/really-cmon-wow-smh-bruh-gif-15868639

[willow vessel]

And don't you forget it

[livid dawn]

I still don't know why you said that

[willow vessel]

CSP Model VS

[livid dawn]

I still don't understand

MJ, Bill Russell, Wilt, Kobe, Bird, Magic

MJ - 6 rings

Bill Russell - 11 rings

[willow vessel]

MJ, Bron, Kareem, Timmy, Magic, Larry, Hakeem, Kobe, Shaq

[livid dawn]

LeBron - Game 7 2016

Kareem - 6 rings, 6 MVP's

Bird, 3 rings, 3 MVP's

Do I have to keep going on?

[willow vessel]

Bird is not better than Duncan what are you smoking

Neither is Bill

Bill hardly top 10 anymore F the rings argument

[livid dawn]

are you high, maybe

[livid dawn]

Best defender

[livid dawn]

Bro, have you seen that video of him jumping over someone and dunking?

[vagrant tusk]

what yall think is a good basketball shoe

[livid dawn]

I guess Wilt is White and 4'2

Jerry West?, Elgin?

Billy Cunningham?

Bob Petit?

but still

Mid range

and is actually 6'3

wilt

you probably right

Wilt had way more points

Wilt averaged 16 more than Bill

yeah

like Detroit used to own MJ, but then 91' came

happiest day of my life

[vagrant tusk]

Sup

[livid dawn]

I make the art stuff

[bronze maple]

🌰 Nuggets in 6 🫡

[foggy pivot]

see you have some sense

[dense kite]

Then pippen came along and carried Mickey Micheal

[fluid panther]

Lebron 20 pg 6 harden vol 7 kd

Maybe kyries and ja

[toxic marsh]

nah this hurt

[pallid panther]

let go of that hate young man

[pallid panther]

he only has 3 finals mvps

[dusk iron]

on the weekend I have a street basketball tournament with a prize fund of 5000 rubles. 5k rubles is about 90 dollars

I hope, I win

how are you guys?

[fluid panther]

And people saying curry is top 2 But only 1 finals mvp

💀

Worst list ever

[pallid panther]

curry has some intangibles tho like changing the game for the worst and creating more shot chuckera

so people give him credit for that

unanimous mvp

which shoulda been shaq but whatever

1 voter didnt pick shaq first

[fluid panther]

Probably Stephen A smith list he thinks curry can be a top 2 player💀💀💀💀

Hating probably

[pallid panther]

u trolling

[fluid panther]

No Hakeem too

[fluid panther]

That's why the this list is so bad and no LeBron

Who's better wilt or bill Russell?

[pallid panther]

bill russell obviously

lmao

[fluid panther]

Yeah I agree but a lot of ppl saying that wilt is better

[pallid panther]

he lost against bill russell

numerous times

imagine not picking the 11 time over wilt

[pallid panther]

records mean nothin if u not winning

ask russell westbrook

[willow vessel]

this server filters every word wth

[peak zinc]

I would like to say, to all you sour celtics fans and nuggets fans, we're not going out without a fight

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-jimmy-buckets-basketball-gotcha-yes-you-are-gif-18752639

[willow vessel]

fym we

you not on the team

[peak zinc]

It's called role playing

[willow vessel]

oh yeah I love to do some CRP myself

[peak zinc]

I did shaq once, people thought I was actually him 💯

[willow vessel]

top 10 things that never happened

[peak zinc]

And I'll do it again

[willow vessel]

chat is this real 🤔 🧐

[peak zinc]

And this to stop mobile users from spamming

Just don't spread false information

[willow vessel]

are you the real wimmy wutler?

[peak zinc]

Yes

totally

[willow vessel]

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[pallid panther]

mentally handicapped troglodytes

[peak zinc]

lol

[wind light]

Curry and Kobe are too high, Curry does not deserve to be top 10, point blank

[wind light]

@vagrant kernel WHere did you post this? wut

[willow vessel]

and why's that?

I don't understand what more curry has to prove, geniually

2x MVP, 2x Scoring leader, Steals leader, 9x all star, 4 rings, greatest shooter of all time

what exactly holds curry behind top 10? his defense? cause even that's not half bad

[marble raven]

Curry and kobe both top ten

[pallid panther]

wilt and bill russell aint in my top 10

idc they played when there was 8 teams

[marble raven]

Plumbers era

[willow vessel]

thats what happens when the game progresses

[pallid panther]

wilt won after the merger but he wasnt as dominant

if they won before the merger who cares

dr j and kareem the only ines who matter

[willow vessel]

Wilt would still be a top center in the league today, assuming you gave him time with modern day NBA trainers

[marble raven]

Top center in current league?

[wind light]

Where Warriors at right now?

[marble raven]

He couldn't even shoot ft

[willow vessel]

say whatever you want about his era he was an athletic freak of nature

[marble raven]

Defence now on another level

[willow vessel]

You saying he would be dominant today? bullshi

[marble raven]

No i am not

Lol

[willow vessel]

*wouldn't

[pallid panther]

adam silver disagrees

[willow vessel]

they won last year and what does that have to do with Currys performance? He actually showed up, his team not so much.

[pallid panther]

by "on another level" u meant the lowest level in nba history

[marble raven]

No

Name some top players from the plumber era

[willow vessel]

or maybe offense evolved to the point the defense can't catch up. Over exaggerating it like it dropped 40 levels down

[wind light]

Still not top 10

[willow vessel]

what's your reason though.

[marble raven]

Who was completing with wilt

No way wilt and bill top ten

[willow vessel]

That doesn't matter, stop using his era as an excuse

dude averaged 50 in that era he would average at least 30 in this era