🧪myteam

[pine juniper]

Its Breakout, Gauntlet, Dom, and Park streaks

And screen simulator

[sour maple]

2k pls add mode comp to dom

[nocturne furnace]

how many wins is that even

oh hn

ttp lowkey is fun tho

[sour maple]

What team u use

[nocturne furnace]

1s only

2s and 3s are hell

[sour maple]

And I was joking about losing to him I smashed him 140-3

[real vector]

@sour maple get sga opal

[pine juniper]

I heard everyone say they want insta queue back

instead of park delay and wait time

[sour maple]

Bro I have dnp and Cade

[pine juniper]

TTO needs to come back to current gen

So we can all have TTO streaks

[misty siren]

so basically theyre repeating the yao thing

well

[real vector]

Let me see Cades jumper

[misty siren]

shame on this company

[sour maple]

Until he pumps fake😭 💀

[pine juniper]

when they gonna permanently remove auction house

[wind axle]

Ppl already got 350 park wins !????

[chilly bramble]

no lifes

[real vector]

@pine juniper I bet you ur bench is worst than mine

[sour maple]

Ok why is people bidding on pd wemby😭 😭 😭

Get hibbert or sum

Or clingan

[real vector]

He’s buns

[foggy osprey]

It takes me exactly 1 min 59 seconds to complete a TT game using Yaxel, Tom, and Shaq that’s including the intro animations

[spring pebble]

this game is so gone 😭

[pine juniper]

dude I can beat you by 40 with this squad

[meager zenith]

is garcia better than dray

[foggy osprey]

So y’all should be able to get it around that time

[real vector]

Where’s Julius Erving at

[wind axle]

Just seen a post saying they did gauntlet and 350 park games

[sour maple]

Take in effect those people are grown men😭 😭

[pine juniper]

holy crap

[nocturne furnace]

bro what console is this

[pine juniper]

that pull was 6months ago

[pine juniper]

no console

[nocturne furnace]

i been trying to figure out what that display is

[pine juniper]

that’s mobile

[nocturne furnace]

ohh

i see

[foggy osprey]

So in the next 3 1/2 - 4 hours I should be done with my 250 wins total

[pine juniper]

man

[real vector]

You pulled him

[pine juniper]

and sold him 6 months ago

[foggy osprey]

That’s if you’re starting from nothing

[real vector]

Let’s 1v1 tomorrow

[pine juniper]

I can beat you by 40

[real vector]

Ok but what state are you in

[nocturne furnace]

bud its not by state its by server and bind 😭

[pine juniper]

yeah

different states are on different regions gang

😭

uhh

Miami, FL

that’s all ya get

[neat lily]

Is event MJ good

[modest pasture]

Should I get Drose or Suggs and Wagner

[nocturne furnace]

suggs wagner

[pine juniper]

Not Rose

Rose is garbage

im the best mobile player of all time when I don’t play screens

are y’all proud

[meager zenith]

still free wins

[nocturne furnace]

rose is the fastest player in myteam rn from what ive heard

[pine juniper]

mobile is comp

idk wytb

console is screen simulator

[meager zenith]

??

where you get this from

[nocturne furnace]

my friend

[pine juniper]

console is screen made

[nocturne furnace]

i mean who else is

[pine juniper]

lowkey idk which one of my alts I wanna grind

[nocturne furnace]

drose just has the fastest animations

free blowbys

posters

[pine juniper]

I could grind my Cade account, Derrick Williams, Battier, Glenn Robinson

Idk which one

[nocturne furnace]

omg mobile has it easy

on pc u gotta survive corner poppers that finesse ur defense from helping

on current in general

i do that

yeah

and also mobile doesnt have blowby animations like dat

because of auto defense

yeah

[pine juniper]

auto defense so easy to get around

I just learned they got auto defense if u use a controller on mobile

I wish I played PC

ah nvm then

I can’t be caught playing offline

[modest pasture]

Is opal russ good

[chilly bramble]

350 wins season basically just dropped

350 park wins in a week = no life

[pine juniper]

Dude aren’t you at 450

[chilly bramble]

no

got the 350 last season not this season

[tame abyss]

Bro DM Jaylen brown actually kinda tuff, heard he wasn’t that good sum rzn

[chilly bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-laugh-four-gif-7446278225827837893

[nocturne furnace]

yeahh shai is not ttp meta

he got dropped by westbrook twice

[tame abyss]

This fat ahh shaq pmo

Everyone running him in park

[nocturne furnace]

talm bout shaq

[tame abyss]

He’s so annoying

[nocturne furnace]

hes so OP

i couldnt miss with him

[tame abyss]

Like he gets every board, and he moves like flash like idk how you guard him

[nocturne furnace]

that jumpshot is chicken

[tame abyss]

Why did 2k give this card out for free 💔

[nocturne furnace]

lakers version not free

[pine juniper]

lowkey

[ionic lagoon]

@pine juniper said heat shaq way better

[pine juniper]

I ain’t paying that 10 bucks

[nocturne furnace]

hes op on mobile too

everywhere

[pine juniper]

That’s a scam

[nocturne furnace]

i got dropped by him this morning on mobile

and then i deleted mobile

[pine juniper]

I’ll just buy DM Lamarcus instead

[nocturne furnace]

broke ppl cope the best

https://tenor.com/view/goodfellas-laugh-liotta-gif-13856770980338154376

[pine juniper]

I’m not broke

I don’t wanna spend 10 bucks

[nocturne furnace]

its fine

[pine juniper]

I hate mobile

[ionic lagoon]

He learned his lesson

He spent like 2k on Roblox

[nocturne furnace]

brotha

[pine juniper]

in 3 weeks

[ionic lagoon]

Even worse man

[nocturne furnace]

tears

[pine juniper]

and 1200 on 2k23 in 3 hours

[wind axle]

I’m so confused to why Ty won’t put in kp or dirk

[ionic lagoon]

Wym?

Isn’t his front court shaq and Yao?

[wind axle]

Pl tournament

[ionic lagoon]

Oh

[pine juniper]

wats that

[ionic lagoon]

It’s like a weekly tournament for a small cash prize

[real vector]

I played him before

[wind axle]

Gassed players

[ionic lagoon]

@wind axle

Strong start

[wind axle]

I still don’t understand why he didn’t take out Yao when his opponent was putting in fresh guys

[nocturne furnace]

i need more of those game changers that auto wins games

[tame abyss]

It always does ts to me every game

Always the last spot is where the piece is

It’s annoying asf

Loves wasting your time

[pine juniper]

I thought Ty da best player

[ionic lagoon]

I mean he ain’t finna win every single game

[modest pasture]

Can they please add back tto

[prime gull]

Does that say invincible Shai AND DM Yao????

[tame abyss]

Fr man. I hate trying to find parks and shi

Instantly finding a match was good

[modest pasture]

Yea and WE can afford neither 😂😂😂

[modest pasture]

I hate it why does mobile get it

[gloomy lily]

need a yax for allstar teamup

[wicked ruin]

Did he lose

[thin sluice]

do yall think its worth selling cade if hes going for 300k-400k?

[wind axle]

Yeah

[ebon hollow]

just put my 100 ovr giannis up

😭

he such a good card

[wind axle]

Ty need a new big not named Yao

[ebon hollow]

but he is so much mt

to sit on

only put 7 legends on him

[modest pasture]

How much is he

[ebon hollow]

my giannis is the only one up on PC

😭

[thin sluice]

aye u got it timed for 11am peak tho

[modest pasture]

Wow you gotta sell him and buy coop

[ebon hollow]

5 golds, 27 hofs and 7 legends

[ebon hollow]

yeah just put it up for 12 hours

lol

10:55 pm

so like couple mins ago

[thin sluice]

steam peaks at 10-11am

for some reason

[ebon hollow]

welp time to get level 13 so i can get this 97+ pack

[pine juniper]

algo on this game is so sad

lmao

[ebon hollow]

i should be able to get a grip for this giannis if he the only one up 😭

saw two james worthy

and a mj

[pine juniper]

whales always get that algo on they side

this is genuinely so sad

[ebon hollow]

gonna take me so long to get amythest iv rep

[meager zenith]

garcia tough

[pine juniper]

Stg I thought if you hit ball first it ain’t a foul

[ebon hollow]

smh

how sad is the lakers when ur leading scorer is a 41 year lebron james

[spice prism]

new pack odds tmrw

opals gonna be like 5% pink diamonds like 20% dark matter 1.3% my prediction

[chilly bramble]

goat

[sour maple]

7/10 for breakout

3 more

Jesus

Just taking a break

Holy

[ebon hollow]

i need that man

https://tenor.com/view/vince-carter-its-over-done-gif-12731584

[chilly bramble]

bc the lakers don’t have luka and reaves

[pine juniper]

this shaq is so annoying

[chilly bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-obama-wth-what-now-gif-14416737

[pine juniper]

should’ve never added this card to the game

[ebon hollow]

man that sga gonna cost some life savings

https://tenor.com/view/credit-card-swipe-gif-10863986

[ebon hollow]

man for some reason i like that dallas city jersey alot

lol

[stable badge]

Yh

[ebon hollow]

so clean

ngl

[pine juniper]

just deleted this game and broke my 2nd controller

genuinely the worst game I’ve ever played

[split garden]

bruh i have no good cards left and im on the last last level of gauntlet

[pine juniper]

love how garbage ts is

[sour totem]

u dont inherently need good cards if u just pnr the cpu to oblivion

[pine juniper]

Tempo ruined the game

[split garden]

i try but then they give them 7 footers and i have 6 5 max and they just kill me

[hardy talon]

Gold Paul George in gauntlet is fire

[bronze monolith]

Shaq is so annoying but every other broken card is fine

it’s only a problem when the good cards are free lol

[pine juniper]

no every card is annoying

[plush hazel]

any pg

[ebon hollow]

im so set for gauntlet got over 900 cards to use

[bronze monolith]

Fairs

[hardy talon]

I only have the gold

[bronze monolith]

I agree

[pine juniper]

they put every card behind a paywall and I play em 7 games in a row

[plush hazel]

i have the ruby

[hardy talon]

Nice

[bronze monolith]

any card with an unrealistic jumper is annoying

Nobody is shooting that fast irl

[pine juniper]

exactly why prime 2K won’t even compare to the worst madden ever

games so damn unrealistic and every card is locked behind a paywall

[plush hazel]

then why u here gng😭

[plush hazel]

shaq is literally 10 dollars and is prolly the best pf in the game

[pine juniper]

game was fun in s3

[bronze monolith]

Hope u pull a female

You’re welcome

[plush hazel]

it was alright

[pine juniper]

games some garbage now

every card has a broken jumper

[bronze monolith]

Garbage is a compliment

[pine juniper]

every card has the best sigs

[bronze monolith]

This game isn’t even worth loading up no more

[plush hazel]

Woman* Respect women, misogynist.

[pine juniper]

btw this is S6

not even endgame

[chilly bramble]

are u real

[bronze monolith]

Are women not females?

[pine juniper]

gs bro

he’s elite

[bronze monolith]

Dumbahh

[pine juniper]

this is genuinely bad how I’m about to throw something else over 2K

[plush hazel]

You definitely refer to a male as a man, but not a woman as a woman.

[chilly bramble]

lol

[pine juniper]

???

[bronze monolith]

I do refer to men as males often

[plush hazel]

I hate the patriarchy

[bronze monolith]

you’re just talking

😭

[plush hazel]

No you don’t, misogynist.

[chilly bramble]

there’s genuinely so many bots in this server

[ebon hollow]

why is it so hard for you just to go play a different game bro

[chilly bramble]

tears

[pine juniper]

I call em Males and Females

[ebon hollow]

just give it up

[pine juniper]

I am

[plush hazel]

Like you

[pine juniper]

I’m enjoying rocket league rn

[bronze monolith]

you’re neither a male or a female

[pine juniper]

It’s actually fun

[bronze monolith]

you’re a npc

[chilly bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/gumball-discord-mod-gif-22325292

[pine juniper]

I’m one of em

[plush hazel]

I’m nonbinary

[bronze monolith]

😭

non binary

Tears

https://tenor.com/view/tik-tok-our-brains-are-shrinking-please-stop-an-iq-too-high-gif-14451649523511961636

[plush hazel]

Wow anti-queer in 2026

[chilly bramble]

man is so lost

[plush hazel]

Human*

Not a man.

[chilly bramble]

ts is funny

[bronze monolith]

been anti q since conception

[pine juniper]

this server is full of drones now

[plush hazel]

Aint shi funny

[chilly bramble]

😂

[pine juniper]

do real people exist in this server

[bronze monolith]

Why don’t you refer shi as feces?

[plush hazel]

yea and u not one of em

[bronze monolith]

You’re an anti-feces?

[plush hazel]

I do

[pine juniper]

you aren’t

[bronze monolith]

Respect poo kid

You hear how dumb that sounds ?

Ur a bot

[chilly bramble]

man is upset u called a woman a female 😭✌️

[spice prism]

lebron got injured 😭

[plush hazel]

Queerphobia aint a joke

[chilly bramble]

WHAT

WHAT

[plush hazel]

Misogynist demon

[bronze monolith]

😭

[spice prism]

yoo lebron, reaves, and luka injured

[chilly bramble]

BROOO

[spice prism]

thats crazy

[bronze monolith]

Do you even know what misogyny means

[chilly bramble]

NOO

[pine juniper]

this just fixed my day

[bronze monolith]

Gg

Wrap ts up

[plush hazel]

Homophobia is rooted in misogyny..

[chilly bramble]

omfg dude

holy shi

[pine juniper]

genuinely just turned my night around

[spice prism]

lakers are done

[plush hazel]

U lucky idk where u are rn

[spice prism]

hand injury idk how major it is

[pine juniper]

Miami FL

Can’t you tell

[plush hazel]

Addy

[pine juniper]

who’s Addy bro

[plush hazel]

Drop

[pine juniper]

who’s Addy Drop

[plush hazel]

Bron got shooters and im one of em

[pine juniper]

😭

[chilly bramble]

yo wtf ?

[pine juniper]

MJ >>>>>>

[plush hazel]

Real.

[spice prism]

im watchign the damn game 💀 wym

[plush hazel]

MJ is like jalen green

[ebon hollow]

https://x.com/gtavi_countdown/status/2042437577232326811?s=46 man what

GTA 6 Countdown ⏳ (@GTAVI_Countdown)

Rumor: GTA 6’s PC version might be coming sooner than we thought.

According to several former Rockstar employees who worked on the game, the PC launch is currently planned for February 2027 and no later than FY27, which ends in March 2027.

(via @DetectiveSeeds)

X · Apr 10, 2026, 3:00 AM

[chilly bramble]

u weren’t even born when bron came into the league son

[pine juniper]

MJ clears Bron son

[pine juniper]

I watch my tape

[plush hazel]

Imma make a s2x tape of u

Keep talking bout bron

[pine juniper]

okay make sure to send it to me

[regal vortex]

if u think mj better than lebron its jus ragebait

[pine juniper]

no

[pine juniper]

LeBron can’t even win

[regal vortex]

are u dumb

[ebon hollow]

people saying he messed up his wrist from that block

[plush hazel]

No bait jordan>bron all time

[chilly bramble]

jordan beat a hiv magic johnson 😭✌️

[plush hazel]

Jordan is greater but not better

[pine juniper]

magic the best PG of all time?

oh my god

[regal vortex]

hes not greater who got most points of all time?

[pine juniper]

uhh

[regal vortex]

magic NOT better than curry

[pine juniper]

that’s the dumbest thing I’ve heard

[chilly bramble]

lmfao ur not real, 1991 he had a disease and came back, bron fought superteams stop yapping

[pine juniper]

ok I agree on that one

😭

[plush hazel]

Karl malone is top 3 all time i guess?

😭😭😭

[regal vortex]

yk lebron the only person to be top 5 in scoring and top 5 in assists

[pine juniper]

because he’s been playing for 25 years?

[regal vortex]

and you know he has the most all star appearances all time

[pine juniper]

Are you an idiot

[regal vortex]

so longevity is a bad thing???

[pine juniper]

Bring up something relevant

[plush hazel]

6-0 10 scoring titles globalized basketball most iconic player

Jordan greater than bron

[regal vortex]

why we discrediting smb for having longevity

[sour totem]

i take bron over mj as the best of all time but u cant not say mj still kinda has lebron in accomplishments

[pine juniper]

MJ easily got Bron in accomplishments

MJ did more in less time

[plush hazel]

Longevity matters gng

[sour totem]

theyre 1a 1b to me

[regal vortex]

lebron is playing with his son as we speak

jordan could NEVER😭

[chilly bramble]

6-0 now name his completion vs bron competition

[plush hazel]

cuz bron was a teen dad

[pine juniper]

name they teammates

😭

[regal vortex]

Lebron had to play the kd warriors

jordan woulda lost to them too

[plush hazel]

bron got good boyed by jj barea

[chilly bramble]

when

[pine juniper]

genuinely no he would

[plush hazel]

2011?

[regal vortex]

jordan could not bring that 2018 team to the finals like lebron

[chilly bramble]

he wasn’t guarding him ???

[sour totem]

2011

[pine juniper]

96 bulls sweep KD warriors

gentlemen sweep

[plush hazel]

switched onto him fairly often

[chilly bramble]

once again wasn’t guarding him and if u send that ss i have the clip lmfao

[regal vortex]

ur an idiot bro

[pine juniper]

no you started watching basketball 3 years ago

[plush hazel]

stop talking

[pine juniper]

make me?

[regal vortex]

96 bulls beat kd warriors🤣😭

Pack it up bro

[chilly bramble]

these people aren’t real

[plush hazel]

18 warriors demolish them

[pine juniper]

who guarding THE goat

[plush hazel]

warriors are much deeper

[pine juniper]

Larry Bird is giving the warriors 40 bro

[chilly bramble]

who’s guarding kd steph klay

[plush hazel]

😂😂😂

[regal vortex]

are you dumb the bulls cant even shoot the warriors would run them out the gym with all them 3s

the bulls had no spacing at all

[pine juniper]

Rodman Ron Harper Pippen?

[plush hazel]

jordan/pippen/ron harper

[regal vortex]

what they gonna do against kd klay and steph

[plush hazel]

rodman was kinda washed

[pine juniper]

Then MJ

Lmao

[regal vortex]

rodman cant even score hes just a rebounder and defender

draymond can actually get buckets

[plush hazel]

imagine rodman on draymond and draymond on rodman😂😂

[pine juniper]

Rodman gonna grab 20RPG sooo

[sour totem]

mjs not guarding kd, hed be on klay if anything or steph

[chilly bramble]

none of them guarding kd besides pippen, then u have to worry abt the screen spam by curry and dray then klay wide in the corner if u double any of them

[safe yarrow]

Bucks winnijg it all

[pine juniper]

mj isn’t guarding KD

Ur right

[plush hazel]

pippen guarding kd

[sour totem]

yea

[chilly bramble]

.

[sour totem]

if anything id have mj on steph harper on klay

[plush hazel]

not saying the bulls would win but it wouldnt be a sweep either way

warriors win in 6

[pine juniper]

wait

[chilly bramble]

4-1

[pine juniper]

Who’s guarding MJ

[plush hazel]

plausible but the games wouldnt be blowouts

[chilly bramble]

2018 warriors blow 96 bulls out the park

[regal vortex]

ron harper would be washing currys shorts

[regal vortex]

Zone defense

[ebon hollow]

lebron james is back

[pine juniper]

uhh

[plush hazel]

horace grant cooking

[regal vortex]

the warriors would just play zone bro the bulls cant shoot

[pine juniper]

Zone defense ain’t working

the hell

[sour totem]

klay or draymond probably if ur asking about individual matchup

[regal vortex]

They cant shoot🤣

[plush hazel]

jordan was a good shooter

[sour totem]

iggy at times too

[chilly bramble]

did we forget prime klay was a 3&D guard along side with draymond ?

[pine juniper]

LMAO

[regal vortex]

pack it up bro

[pine juniper]

who’s getting rebounds

[daring latch]

I can finally type again I got muted for spamming even tho I literally didn’t spam

[plush hazel]

just low volume. jordan would be a great 3pt shooter if he knew to shoot more

[chilly bramble]

zaza

[pine juniper]

uhh

against rodman?

[sour totem]

bulls would have warriors on the rebounds

[pine juniper]

Jesus

[daring latch]

Can’t believe they did me dirty like that d
H

[sour totem]

definitely

[chilly bramble]

draymond then

???

[pine juniper]

Rodman is grabbing 75 rebounds on Zaza

[regal vortex]

bro rebounds dont matter when the warriors are the greatest offensive engine we have ever seen

[pine juniper]

MJ is giving Klay buckets too

[sour totem]

mcgee would start over zaza

[daring latch]

Warriors with KD beating the bulls ngl

[plush hazel]

i like the 93 bulls more than the 96 bulls

[pine juniper]

Rebounds def matter

[plush hazel]

absolutely

[pine juniper]

then go with them

you get the teams I was mentioning

[chilly bramble]

rodman is a very good rebounder but that’s not the whole game lmfao, u still have to worry abt all the 3s warriors are putting up

[daring latch]

They finna think warriors doing voodoo the way they won’t miss

[sour totem]

id take kd warriors in a close 6 vs chicago

[chilly bramble]

your not winning against the warriors scoring post fades please stop

[pine juniper]

I guess

[sour totem]

bulls definitely wouldnt get stomped

[pine juniper]

bulls got defense

[regal vortex]

bro the bulls literally cannot shoot and they played in an era where teams attempted less than 15 3s a game

[pine juniper]

bulls are one of the best defensive teams ever

[daring latch]

Curry klay and KD cooking the bulls I fear

[chilly bramble]

bulls ain’t got shi on kd and curry 🤣✌️

[regal vortex]

imagine going against the warriors it would be insane

[plush hazel]

its not cooking but theyre beating them

[pine juniper]

Yeah they do

[regal vortex]

Jordan the only scorer bro

they dont got nb else

[pine juniper]

Pippen????

[chilly bramble]

literally, then the 2nd option is scottie scoring 🤣🤣🤣

[daring latch]

When they see Curry pulling from the logo they gonna be confused

[regal vortex]

pippen is a transition scorer

[pine juniper]

Scottie could score tho?

[plush hazel]

they had 6moty

[chilly bramble]

who tf is there 3rd scoring option please tell me lmfao

[regal vortex]

bro scottie and mj compare to kd and curry is like hydrogen bomb vs a baby

[daring latch]

Warriors had like a top 10 defense btw

[pine juniper]

Scottie was a 20+ PPG scorer

[daring latch]

It’s not like they couldn’t play defense either lmao

[plush hazel]

toni kukoc dropped 13/4/3 off the bench

[chilly bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/was-pops-was-pops-wrong-for-this-nba-twitter-gif-14495314284606127934

[regal vortex]

warriors had shaun livingston and iggy btw

[sour totem]

heres the thing about teams (and players) in the greastest ever convos, its that theres no outright stomp itd be close in some way somehow

[regal vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-scared-scary-flop-gif-8576938341887257950

[pine juniper]

Iggy? The dude that let Bron score 35PPG

[daring latch]

He getting cooked by Shaun Livingston all game ngl

[pine juniper]

Who’s worried bout Iggy

[chilly bramble]

like bro there just obviously acting dumb atp

[split garden]

1/2 for tom finally

[plush hazel]

“Livingston”😂😂😂

[pine juniper]

I mean

[regal vortex]

shaun livingston was good do you know ball?

[daring latch]

He obviously wasn’t on Bron every point

[pine juniper]

MJ was giving Gary Payton buckets

[plush hazel]

Livingston scored 6 a game…

[sour totem]

im a bron fan but the times iggy guarded lebron lebron got boxed

[plush hazel]

Oh my god stop that

[chilly bramble]

as the 7th man

[regal vortex]

mj getting buckets but who else bro

[split garden]

idk if i want to do showdown or break out

[pine juniper]

Wasn’t MJ giving Michael Cooper buckets too?

MJ gives everyone buckets

[plush hazel]

You should be scoring more than 6 as a 7th man

[regal vortex]

alr bro pack it up

🤣

[plush hazel]

michael cooper was an elite defender

[pine juniper]

Yes?

LOL

[regal vortex]

We talking about michael cooper in the big 26

[daring latch]

Like what are we saying here he’s MJ of course he giving these guys buckets lmaooo

[plush hazel]

you guys dont know ball oh my god

[pine juniper]

Yes

[nocturne furnace]

shai escape is so beautiful

[regal vortex]

We done with the 90s @bronze ibex

[chilly bramble]

yea i refuse to believe ur real, “you should be scoring more than 6 when klay curry kd and draymond are on the floor”

u sound ridiculous

[pine juniper]

Michael cooper is common knowledge

[plush hazel]

he was on the showtime lakers??

[regal vortex]

i swear yall only know Michael cooper from 2k u aint seen film on him at all

[plush hazel]

ur literally essentially saying he wasnt

[pine juniper]

???

[regal vortex]

Bet u havent watched a single highlight of his🤣

[pine juniper]

that’s false

[daring latch]

Who cares about him he can’t guard curry

[plush hazel]

“My bad I dont know a lakers shooting guard from the 90s”

[nocturne furnace]

all ik is that he was in 2k

[plush hazel]

who can effectively

[pine juniper]

8 time all defensive, 5 first teams btw 😭

[sour totem]

ok why did this shift to uncovering the mysteries behind micheal cooper

[regal vortex]

curry and kd are doijg whatever they want

[chilly bramble]

u weren’t even born when lebron was drafted and ur sitting here defending jordan when u probably haven’t even watched a full game of his 😂

[plush hazel]

pivotal piece of one of the best dynasties of all time

[pine juniper]

because I said MJ was giving Michael Cooper and Gary Payton buckets

[regal vortex]

bc he said jordan scored on “michael cooper” like that means anything they are playing the 2017 warriors🤣

[pine juniper]

they were tough defenders

btw

[regal vortex]

Pack it up bro

[sour totem]

coopers as good a defender as klay tbf

[regal vortex]

we done with the 90s

[plush hazel]

People treat basketball from the 90s as nothing as if a third of Brons career wasnt in an extremely similar era

elite defense

[pine juniper]

bulls gonna be way more physical than them damn warriors 😭 😭 😭

[weary shadow]

Why is scottie pippen the first festival invincible 😭

[pine juniper]

factor that in

[plush hazel]

First 7 years of Brons career was dam near the 90s

[regal vortex]

physical when they cant shoot a lick from the 3 point line

[ebon hollow]

man

[chilly bramble]

doesn’t matter when their spamming 3s vs 2s you have 0 knowledge of what ur talking about

[pine juniper]

North

Stop stealing my pulls

[regal vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/dame-time-gif-18377877

[nocturne furnace]

cause scottie has always been good on myteam

[pine juniper]

ever heard of stops?

[regal vortex]

the real goat

[pine juniper]

Jesus Christ

[chilly bramble]

LOL

[weary shadow]

Gotta be lvl 20 brodie

[ebon hollow]

🗿

[pine juniper]

Dudes acting like the Warriors are gonna go perfect

[plush hazel]

life isnt 2k they wont shoot 80% from 3

[chilly bramble]

yea get a stop to score another 2

[chilly bramble]

no shi

wow

[regal vortex]

I cant believe this dude is talking about michael cooper in the big 26

[pine juniper]

warriors gonna be shooting horrendously

[plush hazel]

oh my god u talk abt ppl not watching games

[chilly bramble]

how obvious

[regal vortex]

like genuinely

[plush hazel]

we are talking about michael jordan?

tiktok brains

[regal vortex]

glaze

[ebon hollow]

out of all the centers

i

get

[plush hazel]

hell nah

[ebon hollow]

dwight howard

[weary shadow]

Stawp

Hes the goat

[ebon hollow]

no

[pine juniper]

below average

not average

[ebon hollow]

he dont

run

[regal vortex]

“How did you know I dont watch ball”

[ebon hollow]

for me

[plush hazel]

jordan is a better defensive shai if he played today

[weary shadow]

Yes

He do

Trust

[ebon hollow]

n0

[regal vortex]

jordan is demar derozan

[pine juniper]

Jordan was a good defender

Lmao

[pine juniper]

yeah

[plush hazel]

be quiet.

[weary shadow]

Hes a jumper thats better than collin sexton

[nocturne furnace]

ngl curry gonna be shooting contested 3s from deep

[pine juniper]

GGs

[regal vortex]

jordan would literally be demar derozan today😭🤣

[weary shadow]

Hes got a better jumper*

[plush hazel]

dont even talk basketball

[nocturne furnace]

i lowkey watched that france game

[pine juniper]

stop chatting

[sour totem]

hes closer to prime kawhi than derozan cmon

[plush hazel]

Jordan as an elite defender elite playmaker much better scorer all around and more athletic

[regal vortex]

michael jordan would be bowing down to steph curry

[ebon hollow]

imma get a grip for this giannis it's already over 200k, def gonna go up over night into the morning

[plush hazel]

Genuine tiktok brain

[weary shadow]

Im a jordan hater and i just know this is ragebait

[regal vortex]

Elite playmaker????

[plush hazel]

You prolly think Kyle Korver is a pull

[chilly bramble]

“elite playmaker”

[regal vortex]

whattt

[plush hazel]

He was a really good playmaker? What?

[sour totem]

i wouldnt put jordan in the elite section of playmakers but hes not far off

[regal vortex]

do you know who tim quarterman is

[pine juniper]

Jordan was a good playmaker

Not elite

[sour totem]

2k18 goat

[misty siren]

how t f are yall arguing about jordans legacy now

[regal vortex]

jordan was an okay playmaker

[chilly bramble]

there whole gameplan was giving jordan the ball, your not real and he didn’t even average that many assists

[chilly bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/i-don't-know-idk-idk-about-that-gif-7336250873949261946

[weary shadow]

Yeah a playmaker with 22.9 FGA per game

Really nice

[sour totem]

that was more so pippens job tbf

[nocturne furnace]

wait nah he was

[chilly bramble]

exactly

[plush hazel]

10 scoring titles with 6 assists a game in a slow pace era

[regal vortex]

bruh can we act like kd who is arguably the greatest scorer of all time is playing with curry like what would the bulls do to counter that

please tell me

[plush hazel]

peak pfp gng peakuza

[pine juniper]

…

[nocturne furnace]

he peaked at 10 assists in a season thats pretty good

[plush hazel]

playmaking aint just assists esp in lower pace eras like the 90s

[misty siren]

yeah brother ichiban the goat

[chilly bramble]

u mean a deadball era with 10 expansion teams

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-laugh-four-gif-7446278225827837893

[regal vortex]

yk its proven that mjs assists and stocks doubled at home.. bc they would pad his stats to make him look better

[sour totem]

mj had the 91 finals where he averaged 32 pts and 12 assists i think so jordan definitely was in the upper tiers of playmakers when the chips were down

[regal vortex]

You cant do that today

[plush hazel]

ur acting like bron didnt play the first 7 years of his career in the same stuff

[pine juniper]

I think Khyroe js a bronsexual

[plush hazel]

he is

[pine juniper]

Just a thought

[chilly bramble]

literally makes 0 sense we’re talking abt jordan

like wtf

[pine juniper]

makes all the sense in the world

[plush hazel]

ur saying jordan not a great playmaker

[regal vortex]

He played in 2003 where hand checking wasnt allowed, you could play help and zone defense, and an actual 3 point revolution

[chilly bramble]

he’s literally not

[weary shadow]

Hes really not

[plush hazel]

he literally is watch a game

[chilly bramble]

man didn’t watch one full game telling me to watch film sthu

[regal vortex]

if u think the 96 bulls beat the kd warriors idk what to say thats just clownery

[weary shadow]

Just stop talking bro 😭

[plush hazel]

no one saying that

[regal vortex]

Miami literally is

hes delusional

[plush hazel]

yall just as delusional

[pine juniper]

nah

[regal vortex]

He said it would be a sweep

[pine juniper]

96 bulls can def beat em

[regal vortex]

literally said that

[plush hazel]

u khyroe and miami all delusional

[pine juniper]

meant gentlemen

so

[plush hazel]

in a game or two maybe

[chilly bramble]

lmfao

[regal vortex]

alr bro come up for air when ur done

[hardy talon]

2016 chino hills sweeping the bulls

[nocturne furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-mj-michael-jackson-thriller-thriller-popcorn-gif-5463189

[plush hazel]

wth r u talking about

[pine juniper]

w take

[sour totem]

bulls have a chance, warriors definitely wouldnt outright stomp them

[chilly bramble]

same guy who got upset at @bronze monolith for calling a woman a female

[nocturne furnace]

whatchall know about julian newman

[chilly bramble]

lmfao

[pine juniper]

LOL

[plush hazel]

nihs dont know bout ragebait in 2026

😂😭😭😭

[weary shadow]

96 bulls can def beat tf outta the kd warriors

[plush hazel]

no they cant

[weary shadow]

No ones playing defense at that warriors squad other than draymond and em

Trust

[chilly bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/was-pops-wrong-gif-3182952423299865297

[nocturne furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-fortnite-early-stream-reunion-gif-143982391907906686

[pine juniper]

lmao

[plush hazel]

💀 gng

[weary shadow]

GUYS

STOP

[plush hazel]

bait?

[pine juniper]

is there even any physicality on that warriors squad besides Draymond

[nocturne furnace]

theres no ragebait in 2026

[weary shadow]

This chat is bringing me down

[nocturne furnace]

what are we doin

[chilly bramble]

shush

[weary shadow]

💔

[plush hazel]

zaza fried kawhis chance at true greatness gng

[pine juniper]

lmaoo

[pine juniper]

😭

[sour totem]

i was gonna say did 2019 happen in an alternate timeline?

[plush hazel]

and draymond physicality is enough to carry ur team

😂😂

[pine juniper]

???

it’s definitely not

[chilly bramble]

bro

[weary shadow]

What if kawhi just stayed in toronto

[plush hazel]

yes it is

[nocturne furnace]

iguodala brotha

[pine juniper]

Rodman and Dray gonna have they own fight going on

[nocturne furnace]

he was a lockdown defender

[wicked ruin]

Final stretch for Tommy boy

[weary shadow]

Full on Ufc match

[plush hazel]

Klay too even tho his defense is overrated

[pine juniper]

Noah post a vid already

lmao

[plush hazel]

warriors KD was genuinely a good defender

curry was aight

[pine juniper]

yk

[plush hazel]

the bozos they ran at center were all solid

[pine juniper]

maybe I need to realize the 90s is over

we onto the weak basketball

[spark iris]

There has to be something going on with the boba auctions

[regal vortex]

We done with the 90s

[pine juniper]

nah

[plush hazel]

only weak basketball is before 1980

[regal vortex]

“Michael cooper” pack it up gng

[weary shadow]

Both MJ and KD cant guard each other trust

[pine juniper]

we onto weak basketball

[plush hazel]

No one can guard either of em

[spark iris]

One with 5 min left with 2 legend is at 102k and the other with 0 badges 7 min left is at 150k

[pine juniper]

I mean like literal weak

no physicality

[regal vortex]

pound me

[weary shadow]

Its just full on middys

[spark iris]

?

[plush hazel]

do u wanna watch a ufc match or basketball

[spark iris]

wtf

[sour maple]

Podz 30 today pls bro

[pine juniper]

instead we got this running the league

[plush hazel]

jordan and especially kobe did the same stuff😂😂😂

[weary shadow]

Add isiah Stewart to the 2017 warriors

[plush hazel]

ppl been flopping

[sour totem]

https://tenor.com/view/frieza-goku-son-goku-dragon-ball-goku-vs-frieza-gif-11997049

[nocturne furnace]

Thats my boy

[pine juniper]

Kobe is a fraud

I stand on that

[sour totem]

Thats dray and rodman

[pine juniper]

Lmaooo

[weary shadow]

Please just stop

STOP

[plush hazel]

kobe underrated and overrated at the same time

[weary shadow]

RAGE

[pine juniper]

Kobe ain’t even top 10 ever

[sour maple]

Yo he’s a ballerina now why he doing the splits mid air

[weary shadow]

RAGE

[plush hazel]

bait

[weary shadow]

BAIT

[plush hazel]

kobe top 7-8

[pine juniper]

nope

he’s at 11

for me at least

[weary shadow]

MIAMI

STOP

TALK

INH

[plush hazel]

😂💀 unless u like wilt alot idk how

[weary shadow]

ING

[pine juniper]

dudes some MJ they brought in from AliExpress

[weary shadow]

Whos top 3 for yall then

[plush hazel]

top 4-9 is hella interchangeable

[sour totem]

this chat's losing the plot fellas

[chilly bramble]

bron
mj
kareem

[pine juniper]

MJ Bron Reem

Lmao

[weary shadow]

Fah

[sour maple]

Wilt and bill don’t derserve to be top 10

[nocturne furnace]

cody williams boogie and julius randle

[pine juniper]

MJ Bron Reem Shaq Duncan Magic Bird

[sour totem]

best t3 so far

[plush hazel]

jordan/bron
magic/kareem

[sour maple]

Me Podz and lebron jr

[nocturne furnace]

not my top 3 but my personal faves

[weary shadow]

This sht is not valid bro
Its really scottie barnes, lebron, Jordan walsh

Like

[chilly bramble]

didn’t u get like 7 rings ?

[nocturne furnace]

cody some buns but i fw him

[weary shadow]

What yall yapping about

[pine juniper]

personal faves Dwight is my #1

[wanton harness]

2k question: Who is better, DM Wiggins or DM Franz?

[plush hazel]

franz

[chilly bramble]

franz

[pine juniper]

I wanna hear someone’s top 10 if Kobe is genuinely 7-9 or whatever

[weary shadow]

Scottie barnes is top 1 all time

[plush hazel]

khris middleton my #1

[sour maple]

Me and curry were ducking bronny❤️‍🩹

[wanton harness]

Also what’s the best takeover for 100 ovr Shaq? (Pro pass version)

[plush hazel]

deep bomber

[pine juniper]

😭

[nocturne furnace]

i would put deep bomber

[chilly bramble]

bron with 26/7/11 genuinely a goat

[pine juniper]

is it bad I think Hakeem is above Kobe

[plush hazel]

i might bench yaxel and use shaq as my primary ball handler

[plush hazel]

yes

[sour maple]

That’s me son

[chilly bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-ballon-d'or-ballon-d'or-shocked-ishowspeed-noway-gif-9357582452923318096

[pine juniper]

Hakeem did more fr

[nocturne furnace]

that damn-near triple double statline 😭

[pine juniper]

And was better

[sour maple]

Me and bronny were frying lj cryer

[weary shadow]

2018 Bron is back trust

[subtle gorge]

anyone want to do all star team up

[chilly bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-basket-ball-gif-27309240

[plush hazel]

buzz off shrimp boy

[pine juniper]

man

[weary shadow]

I better see a lebron masterclass at the end of the season

50/20/20 trust

[pine juniper]

Wilt is #8 all time fr

[plush hazel]

if bron make it out the first round hes the goat icl

[pine juniper]

nah

he never gonna be

[chilly bramble]

bam>wilt

[plush hazel]

unless he play houston

[sour maple]

He always has been goat

[chilly bramble]

bam>kobe

[pine juniper]

unless he plays 15 more years

[plush hazel]

no he hasnt

[weary shadow]

He did that with the 2018 cavs so

[pine juniper]

MJ gaps Bron

[weary shadow]

No all-stars

[sour maple]

Bro he played against pizza makers😭 😭 😭

[weary shadow]

Just pure roleplayers

[nocturne furnace]

if lakers dont win the chip this year, bronny’s gonna choose the jaden smith career path

[plush hazel]

he was still in his prime

[sour maple]

Doesn’t even count

[plush hazel]

and he was in the 2018 east😂😂

[weary shadow]

So what

They was strong asf

[sour maple]

The comp was easy in 1930s bro holy

[plush hazel]

bron winning this first round might be more impressive

[weary shadow]

2018 toronto and boston

[plush hazel]

thats what im saying

[pine juniper]

When Bron was in the east ts was at its weakest 😭

[plush hazel]

if u win agaisnt demar defrozan it dont matter

[chilly bramble]

still waiting for u to name a team jordan beat with 3 superstars

[weary shadow]

uh

[chilly bramble]

toronto was #1 seed

[plush hazel]

what 3 superstar team did bron beat

[sour maple]

John wall

[pine juniper]

stop acting like LeBron didn’t have all stars playing with him too

😭

[plush hazel]

superstar= best player on a championship team btw

[chilly bramble]

klay curry draymond

[plush hazel]

not “klay thompson”

[pine juniper]

Didn’t LeBron get mopped by Dirk?

[chilly bramble]

lol

[sour maple]

Kevin love and Kyrie

[plush hazel]

draymond not a superstar 😂😂

be quiet

[chilly bramble]

lol

[weary shadow]

Ok

[plush hazel]

neither is klay

[weary shadow]

Yeah this chat

Might be a little

Ragebaiting

Rn

[chilly bramble]

tears

[pine juniper]

I think you do Khyroe

[chilly bramble]

wtv u say buddy

[nocturne furnace]

whatchu know about andre ingram

[pine juniper]

your 30 and I know more than you it’s over bro

[weary shadow]

Bro

[plush hazel]

is kareem better than magic

[chilly bramble]

19* and ur 12

[pine juniper]

I’m not 12

What the hell

[plush hazel]

ur 19 glazing bron like hes ur wife

[weary shadow]

What i do

[pine juniper]

LOL

[chilly bramble]

where’s the glaze

waiting

[pine juniper]

Uhh

[plush hazel]

saying bron beat 3 superstars when the only one he beat on the warriors was curry

[chilly bramble]

meant to say faced*

[weary shadow]

Children, let the adult @chilly bramble speak

[nocturne furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/whole-house-mad-raphinha-fc-barcelona-barcelona-mallorca-gif-5730501872731498260

[plush hazel]

if klay is a superstar then sengun rn is one

[weary shadow]

Calm down

[weary shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-angry-locked-in-playoff-bron-king-gif-10102399926830413166

[plush hazel]

still never faced 3 superstars

he faced 2 not 3

[subtle gorge]

bol bol the true goat

[sour maple]

Tacko fall

[chilly bramble]

competition vs completion lebron comp is way stronger either way u try to put it son

[weary shadow]

So like 2009 and 2013 finals and the old boston celtics with KG, Paul pierce, Ray allen never existed alr

[plush hazel]

not denying but ur js lying out ur tail

[chilly bramble]

back to chambers grind

[plush hazel]

ray was not a superstar at that point

[weary shadow]

Sooo we’re lying now

[plush hazel]

ray was never a superstar

what are we talking abt

[pine juniper]

do you guys know what a superstar is 😭 😭 😭

[plush hazel]

could ray win a championship as the definitive 1st option

[split garden]

the 2 99 packs i get wnba players i hate this game

[plush hazel]

all star isn’t interchangeable with superstar

[spice prism]

i hate the warriors so much i am a jazz fan now

[weary shadow]

Hey man, i dont like your negativity rn

[plush hazel]

eric paschal career arc

[wind axle]

So bailed bruh

[sour maple]

Top 5 oat for me is
Me
Bronny
Podz
Scottie Barnes
Yang

[chilly bramble]

become a hornets fan it’s time

[weary shadow]

I can’t take this ragebait

[spice prism]

nah jazz gonna win it all next year

mark my words

[weary shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/toronto-raptors-scottie-barnes-fired-up-lets-go-pumped-gif-13847785815147963886

[plush hazel]

its not ragebait only 1 year could ray have maybe won a chip

[pine juniper]

Do dudes lose an argument or disagree on something and call it rage bait

[plush hazel]

and he still gets swept no matter the team he faced

[spice prism]

hornets are good but they are missing something like a good center

[split garden]

at least i get shaq tmmrw

[sour maple]

Are they top 5 draft?

[spice prism]

ye projected

i swear jazz is gonna be a contender next year

[sour maple]

Aj Caleb Darryn cam darius

Not bad

[weary shadow]

Podz is gonna average 36/5/10 next year trust

[sour maple]

Either those options

[nocturne furnace]

kalkbrenner has potential

[plush hazel]

depending on the giannis return i might become a jazz fan icl

[spice prism]

not to mention they still have hella cap space and they just signed jjj

[nocturne furnace]

he’s still new so he’ll develop

[pine juniper]

Still funny how Bron lost to German Jesus with Wade and Bosh

[plush hazel]

hornets cooked so hard in this draft

[sour maple]

If they land #1

[weary shadow]

I was gonna say Yaxel but nvm

[nocturne furnace]

yeah they have a good young core

[spice prism]

hornet fans owe brandon miller a damn apology

[plush hazel]

2 or 3 great role-players and the best shooter since steph

[sour maple]

Who fits the most in there squad

[chilly bramble]

i don’t

[plush hazel]

+moussa diabate my goat

[chilly bramble]

i alr knew he was gonna be good

[sour maple]

They have lauri

[weary shadow]

Warriors

[plush hazel]

shoulda been a buck trust

[spice prism]

i will never ever be a hornets fan they really booed brandon miller

[weary shadow]

Yaxel would be great

[chilly bramble]

ppl who said miller was a bad pick are genuine casuals

[plush hazel]

yaxel only good for win now imo

[spice prism]

yaxel for sure warriors but idk if they can get top 10

[sour maple]

Ppl said scoot was better😭 😭

[nocturne furnace]

whose the all-time face of the hornets

[plush hazel]

mourning i think

[sour maple]

Don’t remember the time when in summer league people were calling wemby a bust

[chilly bramble]

they had scoot in wemby talks i ain’t forget ts either 😭✌️✌️

[weary shadow]

Im never giving up on scoot henderson

[spice prism]

brandon miller is so underrated

[weary shadow]

Raptors will trade for him

[plush hazel]

WE thought wemby was gon be thon maker amirite

[weary shadow]

And average 23

Trust

[wind axle]

https://tenor.com/view/christian-cage-tracksuit-hood-2005-captain-charisma-gif-15314336404671479900

[spice prism]

where tf is bol bol 💀

[chilly bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-confused-speed-confused-huh-gif-288092521530568379

[plush hazel]

extended cancun vacation

[weary shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/scoot-henderson-portland-trail-blazers-portland-trail-blazers-blazers-gif-11058084022493350960

[spice prism]

bol bol is the laziest mf ever

imagine if bol bol had wemby mentality

[sour maple]

Ngl Ben Simmons could’ve been top 10 oat