Bajrang Dal Recruitment for 14 Feb

[unreal lodge]

[median furnace]

[unreal lodge]

You have matching pfp with @tribal dawn

[median furnace]

[digital locust]

We create hotspots by baiting people to specific place, iris in charge of that since she's good at manipulating people

[tribal dawn]

yeah same

[digital locust]

😌

[unreal lodge]

[tribal dawn]

[unreal lodge]

[median furnace]

Aditya is literally me rn

[tribal dawn]

so geet is literally me rn

[median furnace]

Bruh i wanna just get on a train to nowhere

Life is lifing too much

[silent acorn]

com we go

[median furnace]

But I don't do trains

[silent acorn]

my fren jus boarded plane for japan

permanently going

[median furnace]

Damnn

[median furnace]

Whoa

[pulsar hinge]

Nice pfp

[median furnace]

Everyone else is just living their best life eh

[silent acorn]

wen us

[pulsar hinge]

My Current situation

[median furnace]

Mine's over bruh all you now

[silent acorn]

chup you aren't that old

[median furnace]

I'm mentally 50

[silent acorn]

me too

so what

[pulsar hinge]

Tum ho meri problem
Bolti ja rhi ho bolti ja rhi ho

[median furnace]

I only got 10-20 more years in me

[silent acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-laughing-meme-gif-8665530932329511839

[median furnace]

[tribal dawn]

same bro

[rancid sentinel]

tu to flight bhi nhi krti

wrna abhi tak milne aa jati

[pulsar hinge]

Muje toh koi bus train flight even truck bs travel krwa do

[upper root]

perhaps we can setup such honeypots for attracting masses to be summoned by bajrang dal

[tribal dawn]

tu kyun nai ayi meko milne

[rancid sentinel]

im a baybee

[tribal dawn]

you’re not

[rancid sentinel]

I am\

[tribal dawn]

come to me

[rancid sentinel]

mera bahut mann mei

[tribal dawn]

mera bhi h behen

ye capitalism nai ane dera meko

[rancid sentinel]

Im broke

[tribal dawn]

me too

https://tenor.com/view/two-broke-girls-two-broke-girls-kat-two-broke-girls-insta-gif-24601761

[rancid sentinel]

Mereko samajh nahi aata ghar jau ki ghoomne jau

[tribal dawn]

merepeass aaja apana milne jhayenge santhme

[rancid sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/jagyasini-singh-where's-my-money-my-money-money-money-money-gif-7768182991856387048

paise kaun dega

[tribal dawn]

tera suggar mommy daddy

[digital locust]

Guys , we gotta screw this guy

Going against our vision to beat up couple

[grave hornet]

I'm glad that they are scared of us

Ja jeeyenge na jeene denge

@amber portal what's in the member notes channel

[amber portal]

what are members feel about the server and them expressing their experience on the server

take a look at it once, and drop one if you can

[grave hornet]

Hehe

https://tenor.com/view/no-bugs-bunny-nope-gif-4095597578532971838

[amber portal]

wow

[grand elm]

yk we should propagate hoods matrimony and gather data about the couples who got together cuz of us and Beat them to shit

[harsh solstice]

Goldy bhai

[grand elm]

GOL D. BRAR

[harsh solstice]

Sabka responsibility lega

[grave hornet]

I don't think us bajarang dal peeps have two braincells to rub together. If we had the ability to think we wouldve considered how stoopid we looked to the world

[vernal belfry]

Oh damn what's going on

[digital locust]

Couples = filth to world = filth shall be banished

[unreal lodge]

We should say that we don't have any problem and ask details from them as friends.. Then we sneak into place and beat them up

[unreal lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/rod-gif-25086915

[unreal lodge]

Only beat up can clean this

[digital locust]

Lmao

[unreal lodge]

Duty above everything

[wise matrix]

Lela Majnu dal to fight Bajrang dal

[unreal lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/jaa-be-chakke-jaa-na-loveday-chal-phut-gif-19803763

[wise matrix]

just tell their parents and then

[unreal lodge]

After beating up

[wise matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-mahatma-gandhi-amar-chitra-katha-pondering-wondering-gif-26464652

ahimsa

😂

[unreal lodge]

Ahimsa parmo dharma

[silent acorn]

@unreal lodge

[unreal lodge]

Kya hua

[median furnace]

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[grave hornet]

In the words of @amber portal - we are going to beat up everyone we see on the 14th

[grave hornet]

Oops wise amayaka*

[median furnace]

[grave hornet]

Hear hear!

[grave hornet]

[silent acorn]

[grave hornet]

[silent acorn]

[grave hornet]

But also

[median furnace]

burn the rose

and wrap the thorn stem around baseball bat

it'll hit harder

[grave hornet]

Such aditya behaviour wow

[median furnace]

tf is this racism

whats wrong with the name adithya

[grave hornet]

Ask any girl

[median furnace]

[median furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-the-office-sad-steve-carrel-gif-6504535541019570333

[unreal lodge]

[amber portal]

jai shree ram

[grand elm]

https://tenor.com/view/bhagwa-flag-saffron-wave-gif-17489416

[vernal belfry]

🩼 BEAT UP

[frozen chasm]

[unreal lodge]

[median furnace]

[harsh solstice]

[harsh solstice]

Guys something is cooking in hoods matrimony

[median furnace]

We are monitoring the situation

[unreal lodge]

[unreal lodge]

Yes

[median furnace]

@jaunty kayak

[jaunty kayak]

thenku boss

[median furnace]

np boss

[wintry moth]

Geet Na Miley Te Mar Java

[pulsar hinge]

Je menu yar na mile

[wintry moth]

I only need me-n-u

Menu

[unreal lodge]

Yaar*

Oh

Geet

[wintry moth]

Hello My bajrangis

[unreal lodge]

[wintry moth]

https://tenor.com/view/żyd-dance-gif-21266063

[wintry moth]

https://tenor.com/view/pols-pols-meme-pols-aa-gyi-pols-pols-agi-pols-chinta-na-kro-gif-27660704

Ash you are blessing in disguise

[unreal lodge]

You mean I am disgusting

[wintry moth]

I meant disguise

[unreal lodge]

Ohh

Why thou

[wise matrix]

[vocal osprey]

OMG wow

[grave hornet]

[median furnace]

[digital locust]

[frozen chasm]

[sage jackal]

[wise matrix]

office nai ka aaj

[grave hornet]

Mi phd kartiye, mala office nasta. Scholarship aahe mhanun ghari basunach research karava lagto

[wise matrix]

i didnt know

[grave hornet]

You knew! Khota bolu nakos kityanda sangitla aahe tula

[wise matrix]

phd - pizza hut delivery

[wise matrix]

navhta mahit kharach

[grave hornet]

Arts madhe tasach asta

😔

[wise matrix]

arts

[median furnace]

@wise matrix Translate pls

[grave hornet]

Tu Kay kartos?

[frozen chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/saffronflag-bajrangdal-bhagwaflag-gif-18411857

[wintry moth]

https://tenor.com/view/jai-shree-ram-gif-8174980

[wise matrix]

kityanda sangitla aahe tula

[grave hornet]

Bilkul pan nahi

[wise matrix]

I work 90 hrs a week

[grave hornet]

Kidhar be

[reef goblet]

translate

To have a revelatory experience, that doesn't involve the actual interpretation of languages.

Example #1

Joseph Smith translated the Book of Mormon

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by ConyeBest 2015-12-01 10

[wise matrix]

[wise matrix]

translate definition

[grand elm]

;df bajrang dal

[reef goblet]

Bajrang Dal

The KKK of India

Example #1

if KKK and taliban had a child and was raised by the NSDAP, it would be called Bajrang dal

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by 3xp0sed 2021-12-22 2

[jaunty kayak]

guys we r scammed here, faster u realise the more merrier

[dull wasp]

Fun fact:
I've seen actual Bajrang Dal members in Hampi
And they were pretty chill
They were absolutely tolerant of all the couples around them

[rancid sentinel]

Not fun fact
Stop stomping on our parade
We should change bajrang dal to ANTI ROMEO SQUAD

Fun fact : both started in UTTAR PRADESH

[dull wasp]

Not fun
Or not fact?

[dull wasp]

You also started in Uttar Pradesh

[rancid sentinel]

This not fact

[dull wasp]

Wait that turned so dank

Wait you started in the US

[jaunty kayak]

facts can never be fun, all r boring

[rancid sentinel]

Duffer

[dull wasp]

No they were quite fun and engaging
They were all there with us when we climbed Hanuman ji's birthplace in Hanumanahalli
Along with a Portuguese tourist

[rancid sentinel]

1. The tourist was Portugese of course they were biased
2. Yall were near a temple of course they would act nice

India and colour JINDABAAD

[dull wasp]

2. They would be enforce more conservative sentiments you say?

[rancid sentinel]

India and Couples
boooooooooooooo

[rancid sentinel]

Yes and will not voice their thoughts so openly or do rash acts

Habibi come to UP

[dull wasp]

Ik ik

It won't matter to me
I am kafka
Staying single by (the ladies) choice is my haisiyat

[jaunty kayak]

i hate facts they decrease my tendency to be a gud delulu

[vocal locust]

mmmm

[dull wasp]

This song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umsrQSA2iOM

[jaunty kayak]

[vocal osprey]

Here I am @grave hornet

[silent acorn]

[vocal osprey]

[vocal osprey]

Why are u here?
This is bajrang dal recruitment

[silent acorn]

infiltrating

[vocal osprey]

No relationship PPL allowed

[vocal osprey]

[jaunty kayak]

[marble shell]

Jai Ram ji ki bois

[tired dagger]

What is Bajrang dal ?

[vocal osprey]

Google it uwu

[tired dagger]

;df Bajrang dal

[reef goblet]

Bajrang Dal

The KKK of India

Example #1

if KKK and taliban had a child and was raised by the NSDAP, it would be called Bajrang dal

Likes/Dislikes

19 👍 / 6 👎

by 3xp0sed 2021-12-22 2

[tired dagger]

lol

Sounds like some political shit..
But what does this have to do with Valentine's day?
@vocal osprey

[frozen chasm]

[vocal osprey]

That's why I said google it.
Comparing this to a fucking terrorist organisation is outrageous

[wise matrix]

he never lies

avni is a snake

[vocal osprey]

Well
They remove those guys Outta public places(can beat, call their parents )

[tired dagger]

I did Google it. It's mostly political stuff

[tired dagger]

Lol

[dull wasp]

perplexity.ai it, it will answer your specific question

See if I am not wrong, this is also Bajrang Dal, which I saw in Hampi

[rancid sentinel]

no now we have deep seek

seekdeeper.ai

[dull wasp]

You have deep seek in perplexity as well

[rancid sentinel]

ethan is bringing me a book

should I choose murakami or khalid

he has the mainstream bookksss

[dull wasp]

Any kafka classic would be awesome

[rancid sentinel]

kafka on the shore

murakami

[floral sleet]

#cafe☕

[vocal osprey]

No purvi

[floral sleet]

[vocal osprey]

[floral sleet]

[vocal osprey]

[floral sleet]

[vocal osprey]

Go away purvi

[floral sleet]

I'll stay here

[vocal osprey]

Why

[floral sleet]

Recruiting members for Bajrangdal

[vocal osprey]

Apparently I'm assigned to manipulate couples

[pulsar hinge]

Khalid hoseni

Murakami is v long read

[rancid sentinel]

He has kite runner

[pulsar hinge]

Yeah that's nice book

If u haven't read u can

[unreal lodge]

How's the josh

[unreal lodge]

[unreal lodge]

I'll be off for a while

Just came here to check on my people

Don't surrender to desperation and lust

Don't be a simp

Continue to beat shit out of the couples

Jai Bajrang Dal

[floral sleet]

[floral sleet]

[unreal lodge]

Before I could left I got roles

So I'll stay

[unreal lodge]

[unreal lodge]

To be honest if I speak seriously about it

It has nothing to do with politics

You can say they are group of youths who believes in old culture and sometimes uses force to prevent things which might corrupt society (in their perspective)

[bright coral]

WTF YOU'RE BACKK

HELLO

[unreal lodge]

I was about to leave again but then... nvm

[unreal lodge]

Hello nattsuu

[bright coral]

NO YOU'RE NOT SHUSH

YOU MISSED SINGING EVENT MAN

[bright coral]

Wydddd

[unreal lodge]

Did I

[bright coral]

Wait what

[unreal lodge]

I'll be active as normal soon

[bright coral]

Nuuuu

[unreal lodge]

Just need to finish some stuffs that I told you on Insta

[bright coral]

Okkkaree

Take care avniii

Come back soonn

[unreal lodge]

You too

[unreal lodge]

[bright coral]

[tired dagger]

Youth has brain rott and we will fix it

Also, you're back

[grand elm]

@bright coral you're with us in this initiative?

[bright coral]

Hell yeaa

[grand elm]

where do people hangout in chennai?

our approach is not limited to one state

[bright coral]

Beach ofc

All couples are at beach

[grand elm]

we will roll bulldozer on beach

[bright coral]

😂😂😂

[grand elm]

don't get under it

[bright coral]

I won't

[dull wasp]

God hath created different sexes so that they could engage in acts of procreation and help proliferate life

[grand elm]

how to decrease gender discrimination?
divide the discrimination by creating many genders

[wise matrix]

make the beach clean and flat for us

[frozen chasm]

Lgtv

[vocal osprey]

[grave hornet]

[tired dagger]

[grave hornet]

No

Only

[median furnace]

[tired dagger]

No child. is the way

[tired dagger]

[frozen chasm]

[grave hornet]

@ashborn ????

[frozen chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-detected-warhammer40k-warhammer40k-heresy-detected-warhammer40k-space-marines-gif-26543746

[tired dagger]

He left for side mission

[grave hornet]

Where is ashborn

[grave hornet]

What side mission

[grave hornet]

No wonder you had the guts to come here

[tired dagger]

I scared of Ash
We bros

[tired dagger]

Idk, ask him

[vocal locust]

ayee

baigan

[grave hornet]

[grave hornet]

I'm better bros with him

[solemn oasis]

hi

[tired dagger]

Ok

[worldly siren]

🙋

[grave hornet]

[tired dagger]

[marble shell]

Jai Ram ji ki bois

[main bough]

Is the opening still there I would like to join where shall I submit my resume

😅

[wintry moth]

[median furnace]

[rancid sentinel]

right here
tell us ur aspirations for joining bajrang dal

[jaunty kayak]

aspirations arent enough we need ur tracks records with gals n couples(how many u separated till yet etc)

[sage jackal]

@unreal lodge ye dekh abhi vanaye gif
Mast dance karta

[unreal lodge]

[sage jackal]

[unreal lodge]

You are recruited

[digital locust]

Prerequisites for joining our team

1. Single
2. Must have this print "" on your shirt

[unreal lodge]

And we will allot you

1. One big lath
2. White kurta
3. Saffron muffler

Then tilak you for the war

[rancid sentinel]

hum apne bharat ki mitti ko apne sir pe tilak krenge

[unreal lodge]

Uske baad ussi mitti mein couples ko dafna denge

[rancid sentinel]

jai bajrang dal

[unreal lodge]

Jai bajrang dal

[digital locust]

[unreal lodge]

[pulsar hinge]

ye dekha h bhai meen 😂

they deleted from yt after i watched

[sage jackal]

nah hai abhi bhi

[pulsar hinge]

share

[sage jackal]

search episode 1316

[pulsar hinge]

pura ep dekha tha fir ki wo arrest krta

[sage jackal]

lol

[pulsar hinge]

damn they made pubic now
earlier it is not available in this region show ho rha tha

[sage jackal]

acha

[vocal osprey]

[reef goblet]

@pulsar hinge:
https://d.ddinstagram.com/reel/DFjqYDtzTHr/

@hr07.avi

[unreal lodge]

@pulsar hinge

[grave hornet]

Make a temp role for us

[unreal lodge]

Soon

[silent acorn]

[unreal lodge]

@rancid sentinel

[grave hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/pumped-weights-jacked-excited-gif-7529851

[grave hornet]

YOU make why are you making her do all the hard work

[unreal lodge]

I pay her for this

[grave hornet]

Y'all pay your mods?

@drowsy night @pallid portal ye scheme pune mein kyu nahi hai

[unreal lodge]

Yes we do

[grave hornet]

Where to apply 😭

[unreal lodge]

#📄apply-for-staff

[grave hornet]

Thanks 😭😂

[unreal lodge]

jai bajrang dal

[grave hornet]

Jai bajrang dal

[unreal lodge]

[digital locust]

[rancid sentinel]

Lets goo

Custom role
Anti Romeos

[vocal locust]

so you are part of bajrang dal??

[rancid sentinel]

Of course

[vocal locust]

😭

[pallid portal]

Sang fay la

[grave hornet]

Verify yourself

[pallid portal]

Mhanje

[sharp isle]

https://tenor.com/view/munhse-supaaree-nikal-ke-baat-karre-baba-paresh-rawal-phir-hera-pheri-paresh-rawal-meme-hindi-meme-gif-561422114817962860

[pallid portal]

Forgot this is Bengaluru server

[vocal locust]

You speak Marathi??

[unreal lodge]

Join bajrang dal

[sage jackal]

Dont join Bajrang dal guys

u guys wont have gf/bf

[unreal lodge]

Desperate simp

[sage jackal]

umm

[pallid portal]

Yes

[pallid portal]

I won't dw. 14th is weekday

[unreal lodge]

Join

[pallid portal]

No chutti

[placid flax]

rama rama rat te rat te beeti re umariya

[unreal lodge]

Dw you can work from office

You can beat couples after office as well

[pallid portal]

[unreal lodge]

Join bajrang dal

[pallid portal]

My office is near outskirts

[unreal lodge]

Stand with us or stand against us and get beaten

[pallid portal]

Tumkur road ke aage

[pallid portal]

Dw I'll go outside blr

[unreal lodge]

We have people everywhere

If you won't join then I'll recruit your friends

[placid flax]

already here sir

[pallid portal]

Reddy anna?

[unreal lodge]

jai bajrang dal

[unreal lodge]

[placid flax]

jai siya ram🙏

[unreal lodge]

Jai siya ram

[frozen chasm]

Time to make enemies

https://tenor.com/view/thorfinn-gif-22202761

[unreal lodge]

I have no enemies

||cause they all dead||

[vocal locust]

jevlis kaa??

[pallid portal]

Issha

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1302678018166231161.webp?size=48

[jaunty kayak]

where were u bro

[unreal lodge]

On break

[jaunty kayak]

ooh

break from entertainment

some mf did this to my bike when it was parked in my apartment nd i wasnt able to find out in security cam who did this😭 @young goblet @digital locust @wise matrix @blissful trail

[blissful trail]

What

[young goblet]

Wtf

[blissful trail]

Bro tf

[jaunty kayak]

they broke my tail tidy which i got from triumph

[blissful trail]

Was it done at my place?

[jaunty kayak]

now it will cost 12k

[young goblet]

His apartment apparently

[jaunty kayak]

no

[young goblet]

Bruh

[blissful trail]

Ok

Bro

This is sad

[jaunty kayak]

anyway u guys be careful about these things from now

[blissful trail]

Video bana bhai tohi

Toji

You’ll get some views

Explain this to them bc

[jaunty kayak]

yes ofc, someone did that out of jealousy for sure

[jaunty kayak]

video to banaya ni bas pic lia, mood kharab ho gya tha ye dekh ke pura

shit we talking in bajrang dal group, i thought its cafe lmao

[blissful trail]

Ab bana le

[jaunty kayak]

cut kar ke hata dia sab abhi just me

but dal dunga ye audio daal ke baas

[rancid sentinel]

Tf the bike looks so miserable

[jaunty kayak]

it hurts fr

[unreal lodge]

Kinda

[unreal lodge]

💀

Whenever you find that guy

Just break his all bones

[young goblet]

It's so annoying can't even safely park in your own home wtf

[jaunty kayak]

i aint able to find him, else i would hv done that for sure

[unreal lodge]

[jaunty kayak]

yes nd suppose parking these vehicles in public place, people start sitting without permission nd some scratch etc too

[young goblet]

I legit have no idea how you can avoid this either since no cams in that location

Best option would be to get generic (not Kawasaki branded) bike covers and throw them over when parked

[jaunty kayak]

keep it infront of ur eyes as much as possible

[jaunty kayak]

that i do , this time i forgot to do that, but even my friend busa someone scratched hard even it was covered😓

[digital locust]

This just hurts

[digital locust]

No cameras in parking lot?

Anywhere? not even one?

[jaunty kayak]

there was but it was very blurry when we tried to zoom nd see the state of tail tidy at that moment

[jaunty kayak]

there were but wasnt able to figure out from them

[digital locust]

Fragile egos bruh, they did this out of jealousy

[silent acorn]

bruh

[cedar wing]

Whoever started this thing good on ya

Phodidenge saala

[unreal lodge]

Join

[cedar wing]

Done brah

[unreal lodge]

[candid mountain]

[jaunty kayak]

i know that but how its gonna help them😐

[jaunty kayak]

[prisma mulch]

Hoods cutest cat owner is AFK: - 2 minutes ago

[main bough]

When can I come to collect my uniform sir! 😂

[unreal lodge]

On 13th night

[rancid sentinel]

ew you changed ur role color

[main bough]

🫡🫡

[unreal lodge]

What's ew in it

[tired dagger]

You blond. Eww

[digital locust]

[unreal lodge]

You just jealous

[digital locust]

[tired dagger]

I want purple hair

[unreal lodge]

Color it

[young goblet]

@vocal locust these ppl will find a gf for you

Best matchmakers

[vocal locust]

👍

[soft bay]

Kaun h matchmaker? 🤔

[grave hornet]

I will beat up the mofo

[jaunty kayak]

me too but i wasnt able to find him in security cams, they r very bad ones , i gotta change the flat or buy a house soon

[tired dagger]

Send one of your capybaras

[vast escarp]

jesus loves u

[sharp isle]

https://tenor.com/view/mask-on-optimus-prime-transformers-rise-of-the-beasts-let-them-come-determined-gif-18191502311388634832

[jaunty kayak]

i m decepticon

[vocal locust]

😭

[grand elm]

even deception isn't safe from valentine's day

[jaunty kayak]

shit how can we escape

[grand elm]

https://tenor.com/view/sealyx-transformers-one-megatron-d-16-d16-gif-10054692361717371271

[jaunty kayak]

i m megatron

[vocal osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-hanuman-good-morning-gif-12450806082291803753

[wise matrix]

what was that

[dull wasp]

Lmao

[worldly siren]

not saffron enough

you are hereby thrown out of bajrang dal

[sharp isle]

https://tenor.com/view/rajankumar-modi-bjp-jai-shree-ram-hindutva-gif-20469193

[unreal lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/जीतगए-प्रधानमंत्री-भाजपा-मोडिजी-नरेंद्रमोदी-gif-14761977

[vocal osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/kejriwal-arvind-kejriwal-panic-attack-panicking-save-me-gif-2019130899669585126

[sage jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/band-karo-hath-jod-ke-mai-modi-sahab-band-kar-bhai-bas-karo-hath-jod-ke-mai-guzarish-karta-hu-gif-19784607

[grave hornet]

[grand elm]

i see one flaw in our objective

we are only active during feb month

we should be active 365 days

[wise matrix]

[sage jackal]

@wise matrix @grand elm @unreal lodge

[sage jackal]

@dark crag @wise matrix @digital locust

@short radish

[dark crag]

🤣

[sage jackal]

[digital locust]

She must be banished from that bike 😤

[sage jackal]

[jaunty kayak]

i ll kill her

[sage jackal]

No

[wise matrix]

I always have that fear when uber customers sit

I politely ask them to hold on to me instead

[sage jackal]

[wise matrix]

[sage jackal]

Acha

[wise matrix]

Kabhi kabhi ladki khud bolti hai

[frozen chasm]

[unreal lodge]

Dukh chahe mile hazaar
Pr biwi na mile aesi gawaar

[plain helm]

arre shit missed this ping

[young goblet]

Yall here meanwhile couples swarming everywhere today

[grand elm]

we forgot to tell you thay we are feminists too
let those simps carry their girls' bags and spend money for them

it even supports local resturants

[frozen chasm]

[tranquil gale]

merko hire krdo pls

how to join

[unreal lodge]

Welcome to the team

[wise matrix]

i don’t want to be a part of this

[rancid sentinel]

you have a date

[wise matrix]

i
want
one

[dull wasp]

Congratulations Sir! We know why the transformation from sigma toji to valentino toji happened

[grand seal]

I am really sorry about you guys

[wintry moth]

[worldly swallow]

[unreal lodge]

We will do preparation by tonight

And strike tomorrow

[unreal lodge]

He's not toji

He is Nepali sid

He's always been like this

[restive gorge]

yessir

[glacial echo]

ok so we can recruit a partner for valentines?

[digital locust]

No, here we gonna beat up couples in sight

[wise matrix]

[unreal lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/rod-gif-25086915

[glacial echo]

where will the couples be at

with weapons or just our fist

fists

we can buy bunch of chocolates and just throw at each one of em

[digital locust]

Malls, parks, theatres, tourist places

[glacial echo]

call the bangalore incel squad

[vocal osprey]

Where are we meeting tomorrow, soldiers?

[chrome monolith]

Can we throw stones at couples?

[dull wasp]

I am planning to distribute contraceptives to all couples I meet tomorrow, for free

I feel Valentine's Day is a day to be celebrated
Those of us who are single should assist our coupled friends

[glacial echo]

valentines day is the day when generations are born literally

[dull wasp]

Love is the reason why there is life on this planet

[digital locust]

[unreal lodge]

[digital locust]

Time to deploy our crew

Lets lead people into Townhall or Cubbon park

[smoky canyon]

Guys start the attack

[silent acorn]

[sharp isle]

https://tenor.com/view/avengers-assemble-fight-thor-gif-3023954092089032586

[unreal lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/rod-gif-25086915

[vocal osprey]

Lets meet at Cubbon Park tomorrow.

14/02/2025 2:45PM

[glacial echo]

Get your punching form correct guys

[vocal osprey]

#1297646359100264518

[hollow lintel]

I am ready. Let's begin the slaughter.

[vocal osprey]

See you tomorrow. Don't be late

[reef tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/a-train-happy-couple-the-boys-a-train-the-boys-meme-gif-26392949

[grave hornet]

Today is the day

[vocal osprey]

hi

[median furnace]

[digital locust]

[chrome monolith]

[tired dagger]

Yeee. It's What we've been training for

@unreal lodge @rancid sentinel
What's gonna happen today?

[prisma mulch]

Ashborn is AFK: Valentine ki mkc - 8 hours ago

[pulsar hinge]

Yes

[tired dagger]

I disagree

[unreal lodge]

Should I call it slavery or simpness

[unreal lodge]

Lol like in the world everyone born in November second week. What's this logic
Like there was no life before Valentine's Day?

Before this generation no one even knew about the existence of this day

[unreal lodge]

Valentine's Day =/= Love

[smoky canyon]

Bring boys in the eve

My neighbours are doing valentine's day

[unreal lodge]

It's just a hookup day atp

Or Oyo day

[unreal lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/rod-gif-25086915

Coming

[smoky canyon]

I can't do 4 vs 1 so I need help

[unreal lodge]

@digital locust @tired dagger @grave hornet @rancid sentinel we got a mission

[smoky canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/raghavrao-gif-22976223

[unreal lodge]

Maksad pura hoga

[tired dagger]

I'm ready

[unreal lodge]

[smoky canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/gangs-of-wasseypur-stuckon70-gif-24665355

[digital locust]

I've deployed drones

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-missile-attack-gif-15129536

[frigid venture]

[dark crag]

@here

Oh shit i thought its the valentines chat,mb guys. Will go there

[marble shell]

Thanks

[frigid venture]

https://tenor.com/view/gangs-of-wasseypur-stuckon70-gif-24665355

[floral sleet]

Sorry not here

[dark crag]

Just so u guys know what got deleted

I celebrate valentines with all my heart

[frigid venture]

[floral sleet]

[frigid venture]

[median furnace]

We have found our first target

[frigid venture]

Attack

[floral sleet]

lkin bhai tu too randwa hai

[dark crag]

Muah muah muahderchod

[floral sleet]

i would prefer to leave this place quietly

[median furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/when-mom-say-go-back-gif-25117905

[dark crag]

@here to all the single men here,let me come to u and touch u because no one else will

[median furnace]

Dont threaten me with a good time

[marble shell]

Don't complain when I touch you back though. You're welcome

[smoky canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/why-are-you-why-are-you-gay-pepe-julian-who-is-gay-you-are-gay-gif-15004128

[unreal lodge]

Simp

[grave hornet]

OMW

[grave hornet]

You are our no.1 enemy

[dark crag]

Happy valentine's day coff33bara

[grave hornet]

NO

No valentine's day

[silent acorn]

Happy valentine's day

[grave hornet]

NO

https://tenor.com/view/famous-ram-ram-cry-famous-ram-cry-gif-8657752659503593739

[jaunty kayak]

happy valentines day my single bajrangis

[smoky canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/dhanush-rey-angry-kopam-kulfy-gif-13910571346696946599

[grave hornet]

Go away

[jaunty kayak]

dont shoo me, ashborn is the cause of this sedness

[bright coral]

[unreal lodge]

What did I do

[jaunty kayak]

u protected us from moh maya

[unreal lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/loki-savior-tom-hiddleston-gif-11233336

[unreal lodge]

We all are saved by Lord Bajrang Bali

[dull wasp]

I'll give you a suggestion guys

NEVER NEVER NEVER work on Valentine's Day

TAKE LEAVE even if you're single

[hollow lintel]

Why?

[dull wasp]

Bhay office mein sab log chutti pe hai
And sab kam mere upar thop ke gaye hai
And I didn't sleep since last two nights

It is on the 14th of February 2024 that I've decided I want to quit this job

[hollow lintel]

Mai to day off nahi liya fir bhi juniors pe kaam thop deta hu. Bold of you to assume that it needs to be valentine's day for me to give my workload to someone else

But today I've taken the day off and I didn't give them any extra work either. Small mercy.

[dull wasp]

I have lost faith in the country

If you work diligently in the US, you get rewarded with good work

If you work diligently in India, people take you for granted, treat you as mazdoor

[vocal osprey]

It's time

[vocal osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/arpit-rage-abe-ye-bkl-arpit-bala-rage-arpit-bala-gif-16121407603025630888

[cedar wing]

Lmaooooo legit had some work there today at 2

[vocal osprey]

Same

It's serious work

[cedar wing]

I have a sword

[grave hornet]

You started it 😔 you set me up 😔 now I'm not in the bajrang dal

I hope you feel bad

[jaunty kayak]

[grave hornet]

Horrible person

[jaunty kayak]

i m a gud person

[grave hornet]

No proof

[jaunty kayak]

u can ask those who hv met me(guys dont put me down pls)

[median furnace]

thanks for loaning me that one crore rupees for my medical emergency man

you never even asked it back

[jaunty kayak]

bro directly went in crores, u could hv said i gave meal money to someone asking on streets too

[median furnace]

you're just that great

[jaunty kayak]

thenks yes i m

[grave hornet]

Yes I belib 😒

[obsidian wadi]

damn

take me in

[grand elm]

@obsidian wadi

welcome

[upper root]

today is our day to fulfill our glorious mission

[unreal lodge]

Where you busy these days shaw

[unreal lodge]

[floral sleet]

@late parcel

[glacial echo]

no u foo. it means thats when people are born because its the day of love and love making can happen. India’s population will spike on this auspicious day

did yall cause a massacre today or?

news ain say nothing

[sharp isle]

We assassinated them

[sharp isle]

Goes perfectly with the pfp😮‍💨

[glacial echo]

wow

rip valentines couples

ending relationships through murder

[sharp isle]

Dw we place them next to each when we bury them

[vocal osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/bhagwa-flag-saffron-wave-gif-17489416

[blissful trail]

yes but lets make bajrang dal religion neutral

[reef goblet]

@median furnace:
https://d.ddinstagram.com/reel/DGDXZPSzS1r/

[glacial echo]

better than any violence is chanting stuff like this during the day of love

[vernal belfry]

EVERYBODY

ITS FINALLY OVER

[glacial echo]

what

[obsidian wadi]

these couples smh
they even flooded my regular chai tapri that day

[obsidian wadi]

exams

[obsidian wadi]

purrvviiii

[prisma mulch]

pervysage_2602 is AFK: lmao ded - 7 hours ago

[unreal lodge]

[obsidian wadi]

ded

[obsidian wadi]

wassup wassup

how yall doing

[unreal lodge]

I am fine, what about you

[obsidian wadi]

yeaa im greatt

[unreal lodge]

Paper kese gye

[obsidian wadi]

sab good, ab to result batayega

[unreal lodge]

Yes

[unreal lodge]

Topper

[obsidian wadi]

na im just surviving

[unreal lodge]

[grave hornet]

Guys

I have a confession to make 😔

[smoky canyon]

Yep go on

[median furnace]

[unreal lodge]

[grave hornet]

I am actually a lover girl in her lover girl era 😔 I have been a lover girl the entire time

But i tried to hate i really really did

[smoky canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-scott-traitor-branch-closing-the-office-gif-18788782

[unreal lodge]

Death to the traitors

[grave hornet]

Chupp toxic

[grave hornet]

Noo don't say that 😔

You can also be in your lover boi era if you tried a little bit

Let us all be lovers(platonically)

[median furnace]

[unreal lodge]

[grave hornet]

Toxic cutu

[median furnace]

[grave hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/loveme-gif-13081092159197806424

[unreal lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/jpj-frightnight-vampire-getback-stayaway-gif-26434143

[grave hornet]

You mark my words I am going to turn you into a lover girl jus you wait

[drowsy night]

this thread is still active damn

[grave hornet]

We are keeping it alive

[median furnace]

we must let love live

tis the way my dudes

[floral sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-out-im-out-bye-gif-14304356

[drowsy night]

i agree

[unreal lodge]

I don't have a heart

This is impossible

https://tenor.com/view/obito-gif-21748637

[smoky canyon]

Hell naw

[jaunty kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/jai-sri-ram-gif-7179908

[grave hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/somebody-need-a-hole-plugged-mom-hot-soup-and-shingles-worker-hole-blocked-hole-hindered-gif-19831352

[grave hornet]

Wow I did not expect it from you mah dude

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-for-you-cat-flower-cat-love-flower-cat-love-cat-gif-5713040123818988197

[smoky canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nah-nahi-sanjay-dutt-gif-15456089

[grave hornet]

You can't escape your lover boi era it's inevitable

[smoky canyon]

Nope no love nothing jus bajrang dal n beatings

[median furnace]

[smoky canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/simp-pathetic-pewdiepie-pew-gif-20150969

[grave hornet]

Aye aye aye be nice

[smoky canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-madam-nishant-chaturvedi-theek-hai-madam-sahi-hai-madam-ji-haan-madam-gif-4259562408936530451

[unreal lodge]

[unreal lodge]

[smoky canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/simp-simping-yelling-meryl-streep-shouting-gif-17852144

[worldly siren]

y'all really failed valentine's day

you were supposed to disrupt it, not join it

[glacial echo]

Hah

[sudden oyster]

Mil gyaaa

@unreal lodge

[unreal lodge]

Hanumanji jayanti ke avsar pe restart krte hai

[cold trench]

..

[unreal lodge]

[grave abyss]

[cold trench]

[unreal lodge]

[cold trench]

[unreal lodge]

[vital dawn]

[unreal lodge]

[cold trench]

[grave hornet]

[cold trench]

helloooooo-

[dark crag]

@median furnace

[cold trench]

hok

yolk

[cold trench]

.

[cold trench]

nm nm

[vernal belfry]

[vernal belfry]

Coffeeeebaraaaa lovee

[subtle kite]

Late to the party
Do I qualify for this? Recruit me
I've been following all the updates and an active member at "Brainwash Us"
Anticipating a positive response
Thank you

[grave hornet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1302244701113679936/1363097549786972210/image0.gif

[vernal belfry]

[cold trench]

hello

[unreal lodge]

Hello

Qt vt ni idher

Itte kya hota hai

Itta itte wala kya

Vese tu hai kaha se local

Abey gendu

Northwest mein kaha se

Dil mein bss ram baste hai

Delhi

Bhabhiji ni hai

Jb hogi tb dekhenge

Itni jaldi kese

1-2 saal bol na

1/2 to 6 mahine hote hai

Thik hai

[unreal lodge]

[median furnace]

reporting for duty

[fallen tiger]

hi i want to join

[unreal lodge]

[obsidian needle]

Can I join

[unreal lodge]

Welcome

[median furnace]

ye kon tha jisne msgs delete kardiya

[unreal lodge]

Welcome

[unreal lodge]

Shans

[obsidian needle]

Omggggg

[median furnace]

yes you beat up the girls

[median furnace]

ah

[obsidian needle]

I'm going to cubbon park and I git this

Valentines week

[unreal lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/bhagwaflag-gif-18411824

[obsidian needle]

https://tenor.com/view/salute-cat-cute-yessir-gif-17449845613192073437

[unreal lodge]

Suja deni hai sbki g maar maar ke iss valentine's day

[obsidian needle]

Lekin bhaiya

[unreal lodge]

Pure week hi todenge inko

[obsidian needle]

Bhabhi kidhar

[unreal lodge]

Vo bhi mahila morcha ki pardhan hai

[sacred shuttle]

Ram ram

[obsidian needle]

Unke gaal pe ek chummi dungi

[unreal lodge]

Park mein kare jo gulu gulu uski gend pe bajenge thulu thulu

[obsidian needle]

Valentines week haina

[unreal lodge]

Ram ram bhai

[median furnace]

hume bas bf gf se panga he

[sacred shuttle]

Ram ram bhai ram ram

[unreal lodge]

Isko bhi todenge

[median furnace]

committed logon safe he

[sacred shuttle]

Me bhi join krna chata hu bajrangdal

[unreal lodge]

Welcome

[obsidian needle]

So true bestie

[sacred shuttle]

[obsidian needle]

OYE MAINE KYA KIYA

[unreal lodge]

Sare e waifus ki bhi g todenge

[obsidian needle]

[median furnace]

[unreal lodge]

[obsidian needle]

Mere wifus ko chhod do

[median furnace]

hum LGBT inclusive he

[obsidian needle]

[sacred shuttle]

Lesbians gays toh yodna he ki nai

[median furnace]

sab ko todenge

[sacred shuttle]

Done scene

[unreal lodge]

Haan sbko toda jayega

[sacred shuttle]

Me rode launga

[unreal lodge]

Dikh mat jana pure week kahi bhi

https://tenor.com/view/sivaji-the-boss-sivaji-shivaji-rajni-rajinikanth-gif-1525847475965375040

[sacred shuttle]

Ek din ka tame he

Aap hide karo

Aur hum seek pe nikle he

[median furnace]

guys guys relax

[unreal lodge]

Seek and beat

[median furnace]

e-dating waalo ko chor do

waise bhi unki kuch zyada ho nhi rha

[unreal lodge]

[median furnace]

asli mudde pe focus karte

[sacred shuttle]

[unreal lodge]

Haan ye baat bhi sahi hai vo log to sb delulu mein hai

[sacred shuttle]

E dating wale toh sabse pehle pitne chahiye

[median furnace]

jo bhi cubbon park me mile taang todte

[unreal lodge]

Ahhh daddy se aaaaa mummy mein change kardenge cubbon Park ko

[median furnace]

[unreal lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/beating-up-beat-up-gang-attack-fight-back-jaxson-ryker-gif-14720264

[sacred shuttle]

Hamara slogan kya hoga

[unreal lodge]

Bharat mein jitne deshdrohi hai unki maa ka bh#sda

[sacred shuttle]

[unreal lodge]

Ye log bhi anti nationalist hai jo park mein chuma chaati krte hai

[sacred shuttle]

Aab ye sunke aur pitne ka maan kr ra he

[unreal lodge]

[sacred shuttle]

Me aata hu raat ko vc

Mera abhi jane ka tame ho gaya he

[unreal lodge]

Haan aaj bajrang dal vc hogi

[sacred shuttle]

Rode bhi toh kharidni he

[unreal lodge]

[unreal lodge]

Bilkul bhai

[sacred shuttle]

Yoossssss

[median furnace]

desh ka bhala karo gdp bhadao ye kya chumma chaati karke time waste kr rahe ho

[unreal lodge]

Haan america ke dalal sb ye sb condoms companies ko faida krwate hai desh ka pesa bhar jata hai

Isliye hamara inko maar peetna important hai

Akhir hum jagruk nagrik hai

[median furnace]

deshbhakt he hum

jo bhi karte he desh ke liye karte he

[unreal lodge]

hardcore deshpaglu

[unreal lodge]

Haan

Hum jeeyenge or marenge aye vatan tere liye

[median furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/flag-hoisting-lakshya-festival-independence-day-republic-day-gif-2844597296363881730

[unreal lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/hanuman-teja-sajja-hanu-man-indian-superhero-superhero-hanuman-gif-7765063365032182315

[flat gust]

Guys chocolate day tak ruk jate he

Phir inn saab ki chocolate kha ke todenge

[unreal lodge]

Chocolate haram hai

Sirf pundi ka prasad

[median furnace]

[flat gust]

Free ki farrero mkc

Pundi ka prasad is manageable

[unreal lodge]

Har roj gend kutai ke baad bhandara ka ayojan hoga

[flat gust]

Roti department mera

[unreal lodge]

Jisme puri, aloo matar, kadi chawal or desi ghee ka halwa milega

[unreal lodge]

Puri

Thik hai puri tera

[flat gust]

Puri*

[unreal lodge]

[flat gust]

Desi ghee ka halwa

Muu me pani aa gaya

[unreal lodge]

Jis tel mein puri channege vahi baad mein lath pe lga ke todenge

[flat gust]

[unreal lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/rod-gif-25086915