hoods alimony lawyer

[modern kraken]

People who get married in #1314538041469042708 can claim alimony after divorce

[modern kraken]

as you remember
@snow sparrow and @modest swan were a lovely couple but they have decided to separate their ways

and based on the statistics of #cafe☕ chat

honey senpai was considered a male by more members than god

so honey senpai has to pay alimony to @snow sparrow which is 1 nitro per month

[modest swan]

HUH WHEN WTF

WE AREN'T SEPARATING SHUT YO JEALOUS GAY ASS UP

[modern kraken]

that's what people say when it's their turn to pay alimony

[modest swan]

what are you even saying 😭

[modern kraken]

i know it's hard to swallow but it's for the greater good

[modest swan]

Just cuz u can't pull don't mean u drag happy couples here

[modern kraken]

im just a lawyer

and i don't need to pull anyone from discord

the case has already ended

will wait for the next case to appear

[snow sparrow]

STOP SPREADING MIS INFORMATION WTF

[snow sparrow]

BAHAHHHAA WHAT

[modest swan]

Prrof

Peoof

Proof

We only accept credit card deets as proof

[modern kraken]

proof of your marriage is just as fake as my claim of being a lawyer

[modest swan]

So if we register ourselves in hoods matrimony that's enough proof of marriage

[modern kraken]

I'll just make a hoods lawyer school and get a degree from there

[modest swan]

Tu apne khud ke school mein bhi fail hona chatah hai kya??

[modern kraken]

there's no test
direct degree

[modest swan]

govt will not accept

Degree ke liye 58,000,00000 dinar with 98.99% gst

[modern kraken]

as if hoods matrimony certificate is acceptable

[modest swan]

Ur alimony channel isnt acceptable either then

[modern kraken]

so you're accepting your marriage is illegal

[modest swan]

It isn't illegal

We never got married on hoods

We did irl

[modern kraken]

proof?

[modest swan]

So

[modest swan]

Scroll thru chats

[modern kraken]

@modest swan

means you don't have a proof