Life conversations

[winged turret]

Register Yourself by sending your intro and what you are looking for here

[winged turret]

JI

[ember acorn]

PERVY HERE, ONLY LOOKING FOR....PERSONALITY....YEAH PERSONALTY ONLY

[winged turret]

here

say less

[winged turret]

we dont sell that here

[kindred ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1163854101872922636/1313751321865617428/ezgif.com-apng-to-gif-converter.gif

[winged turret]

sorry

[kindred ocean]

i am looking for the she to my nanigans

[winged turret]

ic

interesting

[ember acorn]

then i will have whatever you sell 😂

[left hedge]

damn, didn't know this existed.

[winged turret]

as business partner or life partner?

[ember acorn]

sorry, this place is not for old people

[winged turret]

good

[winged turret]

just started this startup

[left hedge]

then set up the age bar👺

[winged turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1258473478105993218.webp?size=128&animated=true

[left hedge]

very cruel you all

[ember acorn]

age bar is below 25 above 20

[winged turret]

no age bar
we accept application from 14+

[left hedge]

oh all minors

no thanks then

[left hedge]

that's-

[ember acorn]

hell nah, i am out

[left hedge]

nvm

[winged turret]

waaa

[ember acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/imma-head-out-gif-19231737

unfollowing this chat

[kindred ocean]

[winged turret]

waaaa

[winged turret]

ok 20+ onlly

come back

[winged turret]

cant afford to lose client

in initial days

[ember acorn]

can you please help me by leaving this chat

[left hedge]

Petition to make it open to all age groups

[kindred ocean]

best i can do is

[ember acorn]

fr

sorry i have to leave if that's the case

[winged turret]

y

yes

[ember acorn]

don't hit me with notificaitons

false notifications

[kindred ocean]

where

[winged turret]

Found perfect partner for you
Your partners waiting ❤️

[winged turret]

#1314538041469042708

[kindred ocean]

@ashen sapphire

come over here

[left hedge]

[ashen sapphire]

Wut

[kindred ocean]

matrimony

[kindred ocean]

[ashen sapphire]

Ofc I'm the most eligible bachelor here

[kindred ocean]

forgot me

[ashen sapphire]

Sarkari Naukri beats coding prodigy

[kindred ocean]

show taxes paid

nvm black moni

[ashen sapphire]

[kindred ocean]

true though

in matrimony

[ashen sapphire]

Yessir

[kindred ocean]

good thing i won't get any of those

[ashen sapphire]

Dw you'll find someone nice too

[winged turret]

kitna kamate ho

we got u

We provide divorce serivces as well

@left hedge handle that department

[ashen sapphire]

[winged turret]

[kindred ocean]

he earns 60L

[ashen sapphire]

Sarkari Naukri he aur kya puchna

[left hedge]

[ashen sapphire]

Maybe in 4 years

[winged turret]

nice
he could have find match but this girl wanted husband with 69L dont worry we will find another match soon

[ashen sapphire]

[kindred ocean]

come we both do by next year

possible tbh

[winged turret]

get better earn 9 L more

omg nice partner

[ashen sapphire]

I'm happy here saar

[kindred ocean]

i've seen people will prefer gov job people than someone earning much more than them on matrimony

whoever

some guy even did a video on this

[winged turret]

this one is different
here people looking for potential partners are handling their profile themselfs
not like other matrimony where 3rd party handle their profile like relative or father mother

[kindred ocean]

https://youtu.be/ozqnQt-Z0eI
@winged turret have you seen this

[winged turret]

so we are different

nah

[kindred ocean]

watch it if you understand hindi

[winged turret]

my friend is not in town rn
waiting for he will design

[winged turret]

i do

haha

[steady lance]

Looking for cute cat owners

[hidden pewter]

We have this as well ?

Find a groom for a Bengali Chudail

[left hedge]

Wtf

Hell nawh

Bue

BYE

[winged turret]

u do
@kindred ocean found a match for u
pay us 10 USD to see name and pic of interested prospects

[winged turret]

register

[kindred ocean]

i am not interested

[steady lance]

You don’t have a choice

[winged turret]

y

[kindred ocean]

wher you came from

[steady lance]

I’m paying 10USD

[winged turret]

good
contact @kindred ocean

we found using our algorithm he most compatible

with u

[steady lance]

How lucky

[winged turret]

fr

[steady lance]

From my mom

[kindred ocean]

[kindred ocean]

not looking for one

[tiny lotus]

HEY THERE

25 M KOREAN
PROUD SOLDIER OF BTS ARMY
FAIR SKIN
HEIGHT 6'2
OWNS LANDS AND CARS
SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE
LIKES : KDRAMA, SKINCARE AND TAYLOR SWIFT
DISLIKES : COMMITTED GIRLS

DM ME FOR GULUGULU

[steady lance]

[winged turret]

damn

[steady lance]

This is a scam

[winged turret]

we dont provide service for hookups sorry

[winged turret]

we us another 10USD i found u another partner

potential partner i mean

[steady lance]

What ra you think money grows on trees ah

[tiny lotus]

I forgot to add something

Wait

[winged turret]

ohh

[tiny lotus]

Added

Bts army ⟬⟭💜

[winged turret]

committed girl

[winged turret]

sorry for that category we have serve people with under 18

Nibbi waha hi milengi

this is service for 20+ only

ghost ping ?

[tiny lotus]

Thanks bhai

[winged turret]

ic

ic

[ashen sapphire]

Mera setting karwa do

[winged turret]

u handle that department as well

[winged turret]

10USD do profile hai

name and pic denge

10 USD me

[ashen sapphire]

150 rupaiya dega

[winged turret]

800 dedo

[ashen sapphire]

250 final

[winged turret]

itne me vo dusre type ke parrtner aate life wale nahi only night wale

[ashen sapphire]

Theeke bhaiya hum kisi aur dukan jayenge

[winged turret]

aapke ke liye 20% discount

chalo bas

ji

[winged turret]

[left hedge]

🙂

[jagged crown]

did anyone actually find a match

woah

[left hedge]

Hey

[left hedge]

no

[dark crypt]

hi im poopstainonmyshirt

looking for my peestainonmyskirt

[left hedge]

Ewwww

Not pee yeah

[vital kayak]

Hi hi

[kindred ocean]

[dark crypt]

Hi babygirl u single?

[kindred ocean]

no

[dark crypt]

Wait wtf? congrats

Is she in the server?

[kindred ocean]

not yet but i am dating someone

[kindred ocean]

nah

[dark crypt]

Damn

U got a babe in bamgalore

Bangalore

[kindred ocean]

kinda true

[dark crypt]

nice man

Shaadi mei bulana

I want free food

[kindred ocean]

[dark crypt]

Someone become my waifu too i don't wanna third wheel cruz

[solar sapphire]

Lol

I'm looking as well!

[dark crypt]

pretty sure this isn't a serious thing lol

[sly atlas]

Goo/khao 😂😂

[jaunty harbor]

This is illegal XD

[left hedge]

Mere liye dulha dhundh k do

[winged turret]

found u a 3d waifu send 10USD to know more

[winged turret]

what r u looking for mate

[winged turret]

aye

[winged turret]

No
We are legal

[winged turret]

Kesa dulha

@versed cedar handle our clients bbg

[fiery flax]

Arey skoda laura

[versed cedar]

Helohelo welcome madam

You're in the right place

We for the perfect man for you

Apke requirements Zara casually
Likhke dedo

🙏

[versed cedar]

How's the buisness bbg

[fiery flax]

Arey skoda laura

[winged turret]

iss doing good

[left hedge]

Mast 10 pack abs, Height 6, Gora, Paise wala har mahine 25 lakhs kamata ho

@versed cedar

[versed cedar]

This is a matrimony service sir doesn't mean you can hit on our clients

And drop your portfolio

[versed cedar]

@winged turret Bbg get out every portfolio we gotta findt he 6ft in finance abs wala guy

[fiery flax]

Arey skoda laura

[versed cedar]

Koi aur preferences hai
Like good character and stuff

[winged turret]

ok on it

[winged turret]

yes
looking into it

[versed cedar]

@plucky yacht we have a client

Bbg

[fiery flax]

Arey skoda laura

[winged turret]

[plucky yacht]

Yes I am all of the above

What about girl qualifications

[versed cedar]

Sundari susheela ladki business woman hai

Very educated PhD in khaleesh

[left hedge]

Should get attached to me soon, crybaby, clumsy and gives me princess treatment also handle my all tantrums

[left hedge]

[plucky yacht]

Is it that cafe owner?

[dark crypt]

Damn ok drop the format

[versed cedar]

Okay

Age:
Height:
Qualifications:
Job:
Earnings:(assets included)
Zodiac sign:
Physique:
Eye colour:
Character:
Favourite actors:
Pineapple on pizza:
Comments on mith:

Languages you can speak:

(protip: hate on mith for early admissons)

And add whatever you want

[versed cedar]

Yea that one

[plucky yacht]

No thanks, got horrible service there

[versed cedar]

Happened to many of us, that's why i started a thapri on my own with my business partner

It's hard being a 35 yearly mom of two with multiple successful businesses

[plucky yacht]

Who is this again?

[versed cedar]

I own this enterprise bruh

[plucky yacht]

Oh sorry. I wasn't aware you had kids

[winged turret]

👍

[versed cedar]

They never care

[lost zinc]

wtf is this

[lost zinc]

is height necessary?

[versed cedar]

I mean as long as you're comfortable

[lost zinc]

how tall is good

and acceptable

[versed cedar]

Nah there's nothing like that

All tall is good tall

[lost zinc]

im 5'9

[lost zinc]

how tall are you

[versed cedar]

Nicee

[versed cedar]

5'7

[lost zinc]

ohh

wow

you are quite tall

damn

[lost zinc]

what does physique mean

what do i say

[versed cedar]

Just say like you're lean or jacked or normal or
Or like a anything impressive about your physique just say you have being hands or sumn idk

Focus on the goal

[lost zinc]

Ohhh im lean

and fit

im not anythingn special

hmmm i can make my fingers flip over and do a complete 180

[versed cedar]

That's nice add taht

[lost zinc]

yessir

[dark crypt]

Age: 24
Height: 167cms (last measured in 2018 not sure)
Qualifications: B.E. in E&C
Job: Software Developer
Earnings:(assets included) redacted
Zodiac sign: Sagittarius
Physique: lean-muscular
Eye colour: brown
Character: Ambiverted, hard to describe tbh you'd need to see me in person or hop on call to find out
Favourite actors: Don't watch movies so would be down to discover them with the potential significant other
Pineapple on pizza: yes
Comments on mith: only mod to have seen me irl, he's great don't listen to the other ppl here
Languages: English, Hindi, Bengali, Japanese (to an extent), German (barely lol)
And add whatever you want: I go on rides on my motorcycle often so it would be great if the person concerned liked going on such trips or was interested in the same

[versed cedar]

@winged turret Take note partner

[winged turret]

done

[left hedge]

Damn this service so slow

I will get old and die if i wait for you guys to get me a groom

I better go to jeevanshaathi

@versed cedar @winged turret

[versed cedar]

There's lot of partners but nun above six feet

Please understand ma'am

Wait we have a partner for you

@stable gyro hi meet the faboulous khaleesi

The right partner for you

[left hedge]

He is a kid

I’m not doing balika vadhu here

[versed cedar]

How wait you didn't specify the age

[left hedge]

[versed cedar]

How old are you

[left hedge]

25+++

[versed cedar]

Ohok

[stable gyro]

Where tf did I end up?

Thank god, I'm 24

[versed cedar]

@sweet sable hi sir would you like to meet the faboulous khaleesi

[subtle gust]

Baddie is AFK: t(werk) t(werk) - 2 hours ago

[versed cedar]

Drop your portfolio well find you a partner

[stable gyro]

No thank you

[versed cedar]

That's sad 😔your love must be waiting for you here

[stable gyro]

Sure

[versed cedar]

Like fr

[left hedge]

We already met

The only thing is similar between us is dark circles

[left hedge]

He is kid, leave him alone

No child trafficking here

[versed cedar]

I run this place and I am a kid

[left hedge]

I can sue you

[versed cedar]

I see so not the right match

[left hedge]

Yeah it should be opposite

[versed cedar]

Cannot I don't own this place on papers

[versed cedar]

Okay how about @sullen finch

[left hedge]

Who is the owner?

[left hedge]

He is my punching bag

[versed cedar]

So clingy sweet ?

Idk about his height tho

[left hedge]

I doubt you can find my match, please refund my money

[sullen finch]

I dint even know this chatroom existed

[kindred ocean]

[versed cedar]

Thats why youre still single

[subtle gust]

lightfuel is AFK: - 4 minutes ago

[versed cedar]

and we are gonna change thta

[versed cedar]

wait lady

[kindred ocean]

[stable gyro]

Why is a kid running it?

Where is your bijnes license?

[versed cedar]

Wait you have a job and you're cute @left hedge did you meet this man with the prettiest cat in hoods ?

[versed cedar]

@winged turret Bbg help

[versed cedar]

I am not a kid

[stable gyro]

I am bajrang dal here to close these activities

[kindred ocean]

[versed cedar]

Excuse me?

[stable gyro]

Chalo bandh karo bandh karo

[versed cedar]

Are yaar eeshwar ki kaam rahe ho hum

Akelpan keliya ek hi dawai

[versed cedar]

Sorry sir we forgot you're taken

[left hedge]

Yes he is like brother to me

[versed cedar]

Ah I see

[soft ether]

Waaah

A matrimony channel

[versed cedar]

Ah I see

[sullen finch]

[vital kayak]

👀

[left hedge]

I’m putting my review here

⭐

Thu

[sullen finch]

How dare you 1 star a hoods product

[vague wraith]

Bhai bhai bhai bhai

[dark crypt]

yes behen

wsg

[vague wraith]

This shit serious or what

Full on bio data

[dark crypt]

idk im playing along

[dark crypt]

watudu im down bad enough to resort to this parents think im gay only hoods mantrimoney can save me now

[vague wraith]

Hoods matrimony save lives

[dark crypt]

hoods matrimonkey zindabaad

[vague wraith]

[left hedge]

I can dare to put no star as well!

[sullen finch]

Why would I do taht

[left hedge]

I’m talking about me

[sullen finch]

[fallow escarp]

Suuui

@left hedge ma lady

[hidden pewter]

[left hedge]

Who are you

[left hedge]

Ejjiot

[fallow escarp]

@left hedge bin ladhan

[sullen finch]

[left hedge]

[left hedge]

Dead

[fallow escarp]

I faked it

[stable gyro]

Veer bad

[versed cedar]

HOODS matrimony sindabad

You can all thank me and my partner now

Thankyou

[sonic forge]

let this person find their partner

hoods is obligated to find em one

@versed cedar

Your matrimony first customer is yet to be closed

[sonic forge]

earnings redacted lmao😭

[sonic forge]

@winged turret *sorry

[left hedge]

Hell nawh

Still didn’t got my partner

Poor service

No star

[mild matrix]

Hi im batman, looking for catwoman

[winged turret]

[winged turret]

sure we can help with that

[winged turret]

mam it takes time

[dark crypt]

Can't have people liking me only for my money yk yk

[left hedge]

How much time, i am waiting since yesterday

[winged turret]

bro we are looking for life partner

u cant get it in 1 or 2 day

it takes time

lots of verification and all

[left hedge]

What verification?? I am looking for husband not criminal

[winged turret]

Selecting life partner is very crucial

[mild matrix]

[sonic forge]

Looking at it, prospective husband(s) require verification, criminals don't

💀

[sonic forge]

Real

[sonic forge]

I am looking for shipping one of my friends. Is that possible? Need to find someone for them, on behalf of them

Requirements:

• with brain, (since they don't have one)
• must be able to listen to them for hours, handle multiple range of emotions in a span of hours or even minutes
• should be able to surpass logic, because wo logic samjhegi nahi, and calming someone down takes more than logic
• sense of humor (dw, this is optional, usko pata nhi how to identify)
• ..

Interested ones are to note that these requirements are only preliminary and may change on the person's discretion

@winged turret Where partner

[winged turret]

damn r u serious?

this channel is for fun only

else how can i recommend someone as potential partner bro without meeting them lol

@sonic forge

[sonic forge]

No no it was just a roast

jk

😭😭😭

Roast on my friend, bas

I guess thoda zyada hi detail hogaya

[winged turret]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-nod-yeah-yup-agree-gif-17858763

[sonic forge]

Good gif

[sonic forge]

also impatience ko jhelna is also one requirement @winged turret

Sory wrong tag

[sonic forge]

also impatience ko jhelna is also one requirement @winged turret

[winged turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1215298548736852022/1267820027814346794/image0.gif

[winged turret]

lagta hai iss bar mera hi match aa gaya hai

im good listner

coz bolne ke liye words hi nahi mere pass itne

sunn leta hu bas

[left hedge]

Wdym ??

First of all who are you

[left hedge]

First get me a partner then I should select

[sonic forge]

Tagged by mistake, sorry

[sonic forge]

💯💯

[sonic forge]

Customer just like u

[sonic forge]

Upar ka message tag hogya galti se, I was going to tag my own message

[winged turret]

nice

[winged turret]

Age:
Height:
Qualifications:
Job:
Earnings:(assets included)
Zodiac sign:
Physique:
Eye colour:
Character:
Favourite actors:
Pineapple on pizza:
Comments on mith:
Languages you can speak:

fill this form

[left hedge]

I have already given my specifications

This bad service asking for details again

[winged turret]

mam u gave us incomplete info

[winged turret]

how is this bad service
we are asking u to give complete required info

[left hedge]

Why it is not informed me before that i need to give more details

So poor coordination and communication

Such bad service

[dark crypt]

I gave my complete info my babygirl where

[winged turret]

[winged turret]

@left hedgehere
u both are made for each other

[dark crypt]

Bro

Pls don't ship me with my didi wtf

[winged turret]

if u r not agree with this setup then it will take atleast 5 days to find u guys new ,atch

[dark crypt]

Yall need to have an exclusion list on the form or smthg

[winged turret]

match

[winged turret]

u have add that in blank space in form it self

[dark crypt]

Oh

Pls exclude khaleesi didi lmao

[winged turret]

ok

[left hedge]

Wtffff

I want my money back

RIGHT NOW

L service

[winged turret]

u didnt paid any

and u refused to fill the form

so its your fault not to give us all info

all means required info

[versed cedar]

Are you interested ?

[versed cedar]

Hi, we have woman and cat

[left hedge]

Wdym

I paid

Who gives service without money??

What business you are running??😒

[left hedge]

Stop trapping people

[versed cedar]

Ma'am you are asking for Shahrukh Khan

We make families we don't break them ykkk

[mild matrix]

Catwoman or Keanu reeves

[versed cedar]

Keanu Reeves fr

[mild matrix]

Yes only these candidates options for me

[left hedge]

I didn’t even mentioned about srk

And srk is not 6ft tall

[versed cedar]

You got taste fr

[left hedge]

Eeww

[versed cedar]

Then why are you asking for a 6ft tall man

[mild matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-annoyed-eyeing-cat-meme-cat-funny-gif-14867130448325066479

[left hedge]

I’m asking for husband not srk , you didn’t understood the assignment

L service

No star

[versed cedar]

So you need a husband and that's it right ?

[mild matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/rvc-library-our-patrons-are-awesome-keanu-reeves-youre-breathtaking-gif-15640138

[left hedge]

Obviously, with good qualities and looks

And money of course

[hidden pewter]

Age: teis saal
Height: char nau
Qualifications: berozgaar
Job: berozgaar
Earnings: loveday mera
Zodiac sign: Gemini
Physique: spread like cheese
Eye colour: hazel brown
Character: broken sense of humor
Favourite actors: myself cuz im a dramebaaz
Pineapple on pizza: YES
Comments on mith:
Languages you can speak: 5

filled

Wherez my groom now

[ashen sapphire]

Isko Rajasthani waala lao

Tera saal ki he na

[night idol]

ay thats too old for them

[elder pawn]

😭 Stop asking Santa for the perfect groom ,I'm already being gift wrapped by the elves and they won’t let me escape! Send help, not rishtas!

[vague wraith]

Pradhan Mantri Waifu Dilao Yojana

[stable gyro]

Gemini

AYO TERA SAAL?

FMK IM OUTTA HERE

Didn't know this service was catered for Rajasthan

[limpid pivot]

@tame torrent

[hidden pewter]

[subtle gust]

charminar social is AFK: - an hour ago

[hidden pewter]

Edited

[sonic forge]

was interested in finding for a friend but seems like they offline

okie anyways let's try our luck y'all

BRING OUT THE FORM

[sonic forge]

@winged turret Customer reviews are bad, I won't use your service now, not interested

[winged turret]

Sensing help

[winged turret]

Got it

[winged turret]

That's just oke customer ra

[left hedge]

L service

Bye

[gaunt sorrel]

I want a millionaire

[kindred ocean]

me too ||jk||

[gaunt sorrel]

I saw that

[kindred ocean]

i'll be one anyway

[gaunt sorrel]

All the best!!!

[kindred ocean]

[hidden pewter]

Please find me somebody

[winged turret]

@mild matrix

[hidden pewter]

he is my bestiee

Ive seen pidgen poo fall on him from above

[winged turret]

how that even matter s

[winged turret]

match made in heaven then

bestie ke sath life spend karne ka mauka mil raha

aur kya chaiye

me to bolta bestie ke saath hi set ho jana chaiye

atleast u guys knows each other

[mild matrix]

It matters

[winged turret]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-sad-cat-cat-depressed-depression-gif-13240550249247957481

[mild matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-memes-joke-jokes-lol-gif-1929917710618035451

[peak meteor]

im a cat

i need a cat

thankyou

[steel lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/unplug-failarmy-removed-cat-pull-it-out-gif-17888199

[left hedge]

Hie

[peak meteor]

youre not a cat

[peak meteor]

cuteeee

[left hedge]

Dating ka kya scene hai batao?

[left hedge]

Can be for you

[peak meteor]

[left hedge]

[abstract fossil]

hey god wasuuppp

[peak meteor]

hai haiii

im jus

sitting

procrastianting

wbu

[abstract fossil]

aahhh

[left hedge]

U give me a bestie vibe,
Banegi meri?

[steel lotus]

So, this is a matrimony thread, all the desperates and creeps will be routed here for mass polygamy?

[abstract fossil]

just came from interview

[left hedge]

Kinda yess

[peak meteor]

damn nice join vc sometime we can be friends

[peak meteor]

ayooo

[peak meteor]

[left hedge]

Sharam aati hai😳

[kindred ocean]

not my cat

[peak meteor]

sharam ppl cant be my friends

[peak meteor]

i know

hazel is so much more cuter

[left hedge]

Thoda sa flirting allowed hoga na?

[steel lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/kasauti-stomp-on-feet-cant-dance-gif-12797160

[kindred ocean]

riyal

[peak meteor]

nope

[peak meteor]

SO PICS WHERE

[dark crypt]

welp nice knowingg you

[left hedge]

[steel lotus]

[kindred ocean]

none for you now

[peak meteor]

u aint shy pompom

[left hedge]

Chalo theek
Add me

[peak meteor]

where the girls at

[dark crypt]

im very uwu shy guy

[kindred ocean]

#cafe☕ message
#cafe☕ message

[peak meteor]

whyyyy

[left hedge]

Ye toh us moment ho gaya

[peak meteor]

as if

[dark crypt]

u jus never saw me in person

[kindred ocean]

i have

[steel lotus]

Girls busy touching grass

[peak meteor]

u join vc during night first then ill add u

[dark crypt]

are u here for a gril frand

[left hedge]

Ooho
Raha nahi jaata😂 okay

[peak meteor]

whats raha nahi jaata

[steel lotus]

Yee I want bobs and nuts 😈

[peak meteor]

sorry idk hindi that much

[peak meteor]

what am i doing in life

[kindred ocean]

me

[left hedge]

Nothing
Chodo

[dark crypt]

odd combination, this is a Thailand exclusive

[peak meteor]

im sure itll be fun talking wid u irl too

[left hedge]

Where u from?

[peak meteor]

alright

[peak meteor]

[left hedge]

Yupp

[dark crypt]

aw

[peak meteor]

im from chennai wbuu

[peak meteor]

hehe

[steel lotus]

You busy with Hoods PVT LTD, future executive

[peak meteor]

im an apprentice

no pay

[left hedge]

Oooh damn!
I am from Mumbai

[peak meteor]

ouhh nice nice

[dark crypt]

oh

[left hedge]

Yusss
Is that u in the pfp?

[peak meteor]

@steel lotus voice reveal when

[peak meteor]

noo lol its a pinterest pic

[dark crypt]

no he's a dude catfishing

[peak meteor]

[left hedge]

Cute

[peak meteor]

ikrrrrrr

[steel lotus]

Not now
Got cold, and itchy throat

[left hedge]

Yusss

[dark crypt]

ph sounds hot

trust

[peak meteor]

tell me when its gone we will vc

[left hedge]

Its kinda hot though!
How close are you to it?😂

[peak meteor]

@steel lotus

[peak meteor]

no

[steel lotus]

He's just hyping things up for no reason, dont trust him

[left hedge]

[peak meteor]

i trust pompom

[kindred ocean]

he still traumatized from my driving

so much he returned the car

[peak meteor]

damnn

[dark crypt]

now duke 390

[steel lotus]

Really

[peak meteor]

youre that bad of a driver? @kindred ocean

[kindred ocean]

nah

[dark crypt]

[peak meteor]

then

[kindred ocean]

@dark crypt

[dark crypt]

he is in control but rash

[peak meteor]

ohhh

shit

damn thats scary

[dark crypt]

he scared me AND hilea

[peak meteor]

i dont trust anyone but my dad for driving

[steel lotus]

Sounds fun

[kindred ocean]

misinfo, she wasn't scared

she said "she is used to that kind of driving"

[dark crypt]

oh

[peak meteor]

interesting

[dark crypt]

welp im not

[kindred ocean]

||you driving me crazy||

[peak meteor]

ayooo

[dark crypt]

wow didn't u have a gf sir

[peak meteor]

he has a gf???

[kindred ocean]

that girl nah, not dating anymore

[dark crypt]

@left hedge look he stealing her

[steel lotus]

Poopstain drives vehicles like your dad, guy plays very safe

[kindred ocean]

not yet

soon

[steel lotus]

I on the other hand drive like someone's chasing my back

[dark crypt]

sure buddy i was drifting up the hill

[steel lotus]

[peak meteor]

Ooooo

WHO

[dark crypt]

non consensually

[kindred ocean]

why will I tell you

[dark crypt]

it

[steel lotus]

Ooooooo

[peak meteor]

thats the besttt

[left hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/ab-to-aadat-si-hai-mujhko-ab-to-aadat-si-hai-meme-atif-aslam-sad-sad-rain-gif-23675442

[peak meteor]

dman arent we friends

[steel lotus]

Someone's got 🍵

[kindred ocean]

even @ashen furnace doesn't know name

so

[peak meteor]

IT?

[dark crypt]

u got no chance man u fked up the gif

[peak meteor]

no like
is it someone from here or irl

[dark crypt]

it's you lah he shy to admit

[steel lotus]

That's because of loose terrain

[peak meteor]

noo

[kindred ocean]

the girl i was dating was IRL not from here

[left hedge]

Hainji?

[peak meteor]

achaa nice niceeee

[kindred ocean]

other person might be, who knows

[left hedge]

Suno,
Patt jao ab

[kindred ocean]

[peak meteor]

other person might be what

[peak meteor]

whts that mean

[kindred ocean]

from server

[peak meteor]

DAAMN

NICEEEEEEEE

INTERESTING

IF IT WORKS OUT LMK

[dark crypt]

it means sister it was nice to meet you

[kindred ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/misinformation-spreading-spreading-misinformation-online-gif-4543841945782036495

[peak meteor]

uhm nice to meet u too ? @left hedge

[left hedge]

It means start dating me..

[left hedge]

Nice to meet you, but that’s definitely not what it means🤌🏼

[peak meteor]

no bhai

[peak meteor]

delete this already

[left hedge]

[dark crypt]

hell no

[peak meteor]

hell yes

ill give u 2 rupees

[dark crypt]

it's one of the very few things i enjoy in life

[peak meteor]

me being gay?

[dark crypt]

yes

[peak meteor]

im not even gay

[dark crypt]

welp @left hedge looks likee you got a chance still

go on try a pickup line or two

[peak meteor]

stop broo

[left hedge]

You startttt

[peak meteor]

what

[left hedge]

Flirting

[dark crypt]

why would she

[peak meteor]

exacltt

yy

[dark crypt]

u do it mr rizzler

[peak meteor]

u hatt

[dark crypt]

this is prime entertainment

[peak meteor]

fr

[steel lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/rickroll-gif-21767178

[peak meteor]

[steel lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-do-it-for-you-gif-27412761

[peak meteor]

noo he ate it

[left hedge]

What do you do?

[peak meteor]

im a college student

wbu

[left hedge]

Noicrr

[left hedge]

I just cleared college

[peak meteor]

ohh which degree

[left hedge]

Bba in marketing

Wby?

[peak meteor]

damn nice

me cse

[left hedge]

Oooh baap re!

[stable gyro]

L service

Too many negative feedbacks

[silent crane]

Anyone from HSR?

[willow rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/mhrw-gif-20917787

[left hedge]

No

[winged turret]

https://tenor.com/view/jal-vivah-gif-22379530

[sonic forge]

saved

[sonic forge]

what you know telugu nice

[sonic forge]

ok my opinion changed now

good service, 5 star

[sonic forge]

😭 wh- no

[sly atlas]

Proof that God supports LGBT unlike preachers 😂

[peak meteor]

[sly atlas]

Part of me wants to ask God out cause mortal can't handle me

[peak meteor]

hope God helps u out

[winged turret]

i dont lmao

[winged turret]

https://tenor.com/view/oho-acp-pradyuman-cid-cid-memes-cid-meme-gif-461635854468853385

[winged turret]

[kindred ocean]

@sullen finch when funding this chat

[sullen finch]

Soon

[kindred ocean]

who first client

[sullen finch]

@stable gyro

[subtle gust]

mato is AFK: wark wark wark wark wark twerking - 3 hours ago

[kindred ocean]

[stable gyro]

[left hedge]

L SERVICE

[willow rivet]

I am going to start the premium matrimony service, please enquire within for the payment options. 🙂

[winged turret]

wow
competition

[versed cedar]

The doors there

https://tenor.com/view/the-door-is-open-you-may-leave-gif-13739947861059323274

[left hedge]

Day 7 of getting L service

[gaunt sorrel]

No millionaire in sight

[willow rivet]

I have a lot of applications from beautiful girls waiting... you are going to be missing out.

[willow rivet]

Subscribe to get personalised service. View net worth before being matched.

[gaunt sorrel]

And how much for that subscription

[willow rivet]

That's also personalised. Depends on net worth and requirements.

[left hedge]

Hello guys what is going on here

[hazy jackal]

Matrimony services

Seems aunty

[left hedge]

hi

L service

Still didn’t got my money back

[left hedge]

what!!!!

[left hedge]

They took my money

And couldn’t deliver the service

Also didn’t returned my money

[left hedge]

thats bad

[left hedge]

what is l service..can you explain me in dm?

[left hedge]

L means gali

Very bad gali

[peak meteor]

Ping me for best service at just 9999/-

||dollars||

[kindred ocean]

pinged

[peak meteor]

U alr have a girlfriend

[kindred ocean]

true

[peak meteor]

I can arrange marriage for jus 99999/-

Dollars

[kindred ocean]

what will you arrange

[peak meteor]

Mahal or destination marriage wid food and entertainment

[kindred ocean]

are you gonna sing

[peak meteor]

Within india only

[kindred ocean]

nvm then

[left hedge]

i dont mind...im curious...explain me in dm.. please

[peak meteor]

Do u want ur guests to run away

[peak meteor]

L is loser

[kindred ocean]

yes

so me and her alone

[peak meteor]

Damnn u don want guests?

[kindred ocean]

idc about guests just her

[peak meteor]

damn

[hazy jackal]

So you’re saying we won’t be invited?

I think this calls for a server kick

[kindred ocean]

ok

[ashen sapphire]

Loveday

[subtle gust]

Hoods cutest cat owner is AFK: - an hour ago

[gaunt sorrel]

Just a very rich guy 🙏

[dark crypt]

I don't think rich men want a gf who only want the money

Most take half their shit and dip

[kindred ocean]

[dark crypt]

U want a hot gf who only wants your money?

[kindred ocean]

no i alr have

[dark crypt]

Wants u also right

[kindred ocean]

[dark crypt]

Then all good

[gaunt sorrel]

They should

[dark crypt]

What does the gf offer to the table?

If we're investing money on something we expect a just return on it

Even depreciating assets at least give us joy

If even love is not returned to us we're basically sugar daddies

[gaunt sorrel]

Her affection

[gaunt sorrel]

Bhaiiii 😬

[gaunt sorrel]

Oh shit so you get the concept

[dark crypt]

So you're implying that the gf doesn't only date the guy for the money but also genuinely bears affection for the man?

[dark crypt]

Bruh

[gaunt sorrel]

Thanks 🙏

[dark crypt]

No then just get a sugar daddy lol most men don't want a sugar baby 😭

[gaunt sorrel]

Also cant read because in a rick

[dark crypt]

Have a safe journey

[hushed garnet]

Woah woah

[cold turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-awkward-worried-nervous-embarrassed-gif-4782036

[left hedge]

L service

GIVE MY MONEY BACKKKKK

[left hedge]

hmmm

[winged turret]

u never paid

[left hedge]

I paid

Why lying

[winged turret]

u didnt

[winged turret]

no onw paid us till now

we are working for free

as of now

we are loss

[left hedge]

Brah i had paid that’s why @versed cedar have searched few matches

Now give my money to me

[winged turret]

u didnt

[left hedge]

I did

[winged turret]

[versed cedar]

PAID WHEREE PAID WHO ??

[dark crypt]

If u don't find her a husband u have to marry her

[versed cedar]

Ayooo what

I mean I am into MILFS

but.....

[left hedge]

PAID YOU TO YOUR SERVICE BANK ACCOUNT

[versed cedar]

CHEQUE BOUNCED

[left hedge]

SCAMMERS

[winged turret]

@versed cedarcall lawyers

[left hedge]

I will call the FBIs

[winged turret]

call emm

rn

[left hedge]

You have already reached before calling :dogesmirk:

[keen walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-ready-family-feud-canada-i'm-prepared-gif-1886349492365854590

[versed cedar]

Lawyer to mein hi hoon

[versed cedar]

criminal offences

3 years jail time khaleesi

SEE YOU IN COURT

It's your cheque that bounced

[winged turret]

case karo fraud ka inn per

[left hedge]

CHUP

JADA CHAPAR CHAPAR NAA KAR

[left hedge]

Ghanta

Paise mene diye aur muje hi jail me dal raahi

i put case on you both for defaming me with penalty of 100cr

@versed cedar @winged turret

[left hedge]

Wbt us???

[subtle gust]

Hoods cutest cat owner is AFK: - 2 hours ago

[steel stream]

26 f looking for a rich husbando

[vital kayak]

Good morning 👀

[left hedge]

mirror

[winged turret]

[winged turret]

first decide
u want husband or sugar daddy

[left hedge]

sugar mommy available?

[winged turret]

maybe maybe not

we have to look for

emm

[left hedge]

[winged turret]

[left hedge]

Do not face on me

[tough geyser]

Only if you have diabetes

[ashen sapphire]

@winged turret Mere liye kaha he be

[winged turret]

aapko kya chaiye

[kindred ocean]

18% GST

[ashen sapphire]

Ladki honi chahiye

Zinda honi chahiye

[winged turret]

Koi aapko pyaar kyu karega

[kindred ocean]

gov job

[ashen sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/npc-behavior-be-like-gif-10607292567092564523

[subtle elm]

Hi i am signal too

[ashen sapphire]

This is fraud service they don't do shit

Only take money and run away

[subtle elm]

Damn, thanks fam i was about to be scammed. U saved me

L service 0/5

[ashen sapphire]

[winged turret]

Ye undertable kaam nahi karte
Aesa inka kehna hai

[subtle gust]

Hoods cutest cat owner is AFK: AFK - 5 minutes ago

[winged turret]

Milegi jarur milegi

Nice

[peak meteor]

Need a 6'4 blue eyes dark hair
Pls and thanku @winged turret

[ashen sapphire]

Aren't you gay

[kindred ocean]

how do you stay in this?

[peak meteor]

I'm straight bro

[peak meteor]

Stay in what

[kindred ocean]

delusion

[ashen sapphire]

You literally said you're gay

[peak meteor]

Bruuuh

At least I'm happy

[ashen sapphire]

[kindred ocean]

i am happy too

[peak meteor]

That's to make my girlies happy

[kindred ocean]

since i joined the server

[peak meteor]

[ashen sapphire]

I'm straight af and I love my homies

[kindred ocean]

frfr

[willow rivet]

This generation is going to be the last generation. Both having so much expectations that they will never get along.

[winged turret]

koi solution de do
Kamlesh wala solution nahi btw

https://tenor.com/view/kamlesh-kamlesh-memer-soluchan-kamlesh-kamlesh-memer-i-ran-away-gif-15759929

[kindred ocean]

[left hedge]

I will get someone someday

I’m optimistic

[mild matrix]

Fr

[left hedge]

Hey

GIVE MY MONEY BACK SCAMMERS

[dark crypt]

what expectations i just want someone who is nice for once

and isn't in a different country

[steel lotus]

[willow rivet]

Solutions:

1. Girls look around you. There are your friends who are interested in you.
2. Do something fun in real instead of online. Trek, games, travel. You will find someone who also have fun doing what you find fun.
3. Get out both boys and girls. Online groceries and deliveries are keeping you from meeting someone.
4. Important: don't be afraid to strike up a conversation. Get out of comfort zone and talk.

[left hedge]

I agree with all 4 points

[dark crypt]

P4 is where I get fmked

[hidden pewter]

This is actually amazing advice

I will PIN this

[mild matrix]

W not only problems ,discussing solutions as well

[sweet sable]

I was wondering why this cringe chat room is still active , then sourabh saved it.

[winged turret]

https://tenor.com/view/yuriatomoki-yuria-riku-tomoki-riki-japan-gif-26124719

[indigo cosmos]

[winged turret]

hi

[left hedge]

True

[indigo cosmos]

Hey

[winged turret]

wassup

[left hedge]

[winged turret]

u gonna fight me

[left hedge]

Scammers ban this channel

[winged turret]

?

[left hedge]

YASSSS

[winged turret]

No

[winged turret]

y

[left hedge]

Because you still have my moneyyyyy

[winged turret]

show me the receipt

[left hedge]

[ashen sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-worship-worshipping-now-bowing-gif-12297363

[winged turret]

now pay

[dark crypt]

My God

[left hedge]

Broh that is the amount i transferred to you